Barnabas gives Vicki a tour of the Old House in Dark Shadows episode 214, with a monologue that takes in the pyramids, clamshell-and-horsehair plaster and a father-and-son feud he remembers a little too well. Then Roger comes home, pours the amontillado, and notices the new cousin is wearing the very same ring as the man in the portrait. Emmy keeps track of every flubbed line and every time Barnabas cases the joint.