Monday has returned for, like, the 8 billionth time or something and Matt & Chris are HERE for it, because it’s the only thing keeping them somewhat sane. Anyway, this week the boys fire up the RPG classic, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords, while discussing pretty much anything BUT Star Wars. Plus: an off-the-rails round of Jackbox’s Joke Boat that results in repulsive “ball” talk.

The two dudes are back for an all-new action-packed Mystery Hour to recap yet another very busy week at Dumb, catch up with Emmy Martian, watch a series of retro dating videos, and then follow it all up by watching the MTV cringe-fest known as, “Date My Mom.” You’ve been warned.

It’s an all-new Mystery Jo Night edition of Movie Jo Night, in which Associate Producer Matt Reiser assembles an hour of retro television to shock and disgust Mary Jo & Chris! This month, Matt chooses an episode of the time travel series Voyagers! (exclamation point included), a show about a couple of weirdo time travelers with questionable ethics who try to “correct” history when it goes off-course. Plus: A CANDY GIVEAWAY!

Matt & Chris were gonna play Resident Evil: Village but then realized the new Animal Crossing 3.0 update dropped and being the children they are, quickly switched gears. Chris shows off his new island hotel, which he spends most of the episode decorating a room entirely in ranch dressing, all before the Super Dumb Bros. play a couple excellent rounds of JackBox’s Guesspionage!

Mary Jo & Chris go live in The Dumb Clubhouse on a cold January evening to discuss Chris’s thoughts on ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER before he even finished it, Mary Jo’s controversial thoughts on HAMNET, that time Pete Davidson played Chris on the Jim Gaffigan Show, and MJ’s reaction to the recent Mystery Science Theater 3000-related news!

It’s another Thursday, somehow, and Matt & Chris are here to help you forget your troubles by recapping yet another busy week at Dumb, catching up w/ Emmy Martian, and discussing a theme near and dear to Matt’s heart: weird nineties Christian TV shows! All of which culminates in watching an episode of the Willie Aames vehicle, The Bibleman Show!

It’s the first Martian Shadows of 2026 as Emmy Martian riffs on episode 224 of Dark Shadows, an “action-packed” Friday episode that originally aired May 5, 1967.

Dumb Industries founder Chris Gersbeck goes live in The Dumb Clubhouse to showcase exactly what goes into writing, producing, and editing a full movie riff, using Movies Are Dumb: The Alpha Incident as an example! Questions are answered, secrets are revealed, and jizz jokes are made.