For Halloween, Emmy digs up the Dark Shadows that never aired: the first half of the 2004 pilot, set on October 31st. Victoria Winters rides a nightmare train to Collinsport, where her phone has no signal, Roger Collins is Martin Donovan, and every light bulb is red or blue. Willie Loomis and his girlfriend hunt for Collins gold in the family mausoleum and find garlic, chains and a coffin. By morning Carolyn is missing half her blood, and a stranger says his name is Barnabas Collins.
It’s another magical Monday evening as Matt dials in from South Carolina along with very special guest Becky Reiser to play some games based on Steven Spielberg games including the original E.T. on Atari, Jaws on N.E.S, Minority Report for Game Boy Advance and closing it out with Hook, all before playing a couple amazing rounds of Jackbox. Amazing mostly because Chris won both rounds. Yeah.
Matt & Chris reconvene following a harrowing several hours of not speaking to kick off DUMB SPOOKY SEASON starting with Matt & Chris giggling at tombstones, before moving on to recap a very Emmy-centric week at Dumb with Emmy Martian, watch Rowdy Roddy Piper bully a bunch of kids, and then watch an actually really good episode of Alfred Hitchock Presents starring Jessica Tandy and William Shatner and the creepiest goddamn ventriloquist dummy you’ve ever seen. Oh dear.
Matt & Chris close out September by squaring off against each other side-by-side in Spyro The Dragon, a very fun game that Chris excels at, obviously, while Matt struggles to even get past the first level. A sort of reverse of last week’s Men In Black situation. The two also discuss Matt’s recent Peter Pan bus ride, that Chris Hansen movie PRIMETIME, and more. Then they close it out with a round of Jackbox’s Split The Room and Dictionarium before calling it a night!
The two dudes unknowingly begin The Dumb Industries Mystery Hour’s FIFTH season, this week by recapping an abnormally busy week at Dumb, checking out some amazing Weekly World News covers, catching up with Emmy Martian, watching the second half of a bizarre Star Trek parody, and then getting into this week’s theme: CARTOONS BASED ON COMIC STRIPS! Which results in the crew watching yet another episode of Garfield and Friends because, of course.
Emmy Martian & Tommy Debaser go live in The Dumb Clubhouse on a Friday evening to celebrate one of the Dumb community’s most notable chatters and bad-joke enthusiast @jlseber! Featuring submissions from around the globe in the form of both videos and written jokes read by both Emmy & Tommy, The First Annual JL Seber Open Mic Comedy Showcase is an incredible showcase of the Dumb community’s extraordinary talent!
It’s the season six premiere of The Mary Jo Pehl Show and after an exhaustive nationwide search, Mary Jo & Chris have FINALLY chosen a replacement for their not-so-dearly departed co-worker, Linda. What transpires, no one could have predicted. PLUS: polls, giveaways, and more on an instant classic episode of The Mary Jo Pehl Show!
It’s an all-new Movie Jo Night as Mary Jo & Chris give their deranged Associate Producer Matt Reiser full control to shock them with an hour of television compiled by him, which results in the duo watching an episode of Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea starring Vincent Price and a bunch of evil, murderous puppets. Oh, and the plot is about A.I. turning on humans. Cool.
Jackey goes live on Twitch for a special public evening session of Art Draws Us Together, to inspire viewers in creating their own work based on the B-film IN THE YEAR 2889!
