It’s a pleasantly cool Friday night in the Dumb Clubhouse as Mary Jo and Chris go live to gab about the newest MST3K episode, STING OF DEATH, Carmela Gersbeck’s obsession with Jason Statham and THE BEEKEEPER, Robert Pattinson’s amazing performance as Chris Hansen in PRIMETIME, and of course, Chris went apple picking.

It’s a spooky Thursday night as Matt, fresh off a flight from Asheville, joins Chris to recap the week at Dumb, check out some creepy yet funny book covers, hear a Sling Blade take on “Werewolves of London”, catch up with Emmy Martian and the very serious sport of extreme arm wrestling, and then dig into the 1980s for HORROR BY THE DECADE with a Halloween episode of Tales from the Darkside about a miser who hides his IOUs in a haunted house!

It's a fall Tuesday evening and Jackey goes live for another bonus edition of Art Draws Us Together, inspired by the very goofy INVASION OF THE SAUCER MEN. Her pup drops by in bat wings, Jackey tells the story of how she found Manos again, and viewers turn in a wave of delightfully saucy spacemen, including one painted on a foam pumpkin.
It’s Monday night in Dumb Nation as Chris decides to play Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 for the very first time while children around the world—and Matt—mock his girlish scream for a good forty minutes. The duo also discuss their favorite movie of the year, PRIMETIME, Matt’s ranking of the Chucky movies, and his trip to Myrtle Beach with Becky and co. Then it’s onto a round of Trivia Murder Party, which Matt B. dominates, followed by a quick round of Guesspionage. YES!

Matt & Chris are in full-on SPOOKY mode this week as Matt dials in from a beach house porch that looks suspiciously like his Brooklyn apartment’s porch, to recap a busy week at Dumb, catch up with Emmy Martian, take a look at disturbing McDonald’s Hallowen McNuggets, watch Tom Savini freak out David Letterman, and wrap it all up by watching Bill Bixby have dinner with Vincent Price and a goat in an amazing episode of Rod Serling’s Night Gallery!

For Halloween, Emmy digs up the Dark Shadows that never aired: the first half of the 2004 pilot, set on October 31st. Victoria Winters rides a nightmare train to Collinsport, where her phone has no signal, Roger Collins is Martin Donovan, and every light bulb is red or blue. Willie Loomis and his girlfriend hunt for Collins gold in the family mausoleum and find garlic, chains and a coffin. By morning Carolyn is missing half her blood, and a stranger says his name is Barnabas Collins.

It’s another magical Monday evening as Matt dials in from South Carolina along with very special guest Becky Reiser to play some games based on Steven Spielberg games including the original E.T. on Atari, Jaws on N.E.S, Minority Report for Game Boy Advance and closing it out with Hook, all before playing a couple amazing rounds of Jackbox. Amazing mostly because Chris won both rounds. Yeah.

It’s the season six premiere of The Mary Jo Pehl Show and after an exhaustive nationwide search, Mary Jo & Chris have FINALLY chosen a replacement for their not-so-dearly departed co-worker, Linda. What transpires, no one could have predicted. PLUS: polls, giveaways, and more on an instant classic episode of The Mary Jo Pehl Show!