Happy New Year! Your esteemed hosts Matthew Abraham Reiser III & Topher Scotland Gersbeck, Esq. are here to usher in this grand new year of Nineteen Hundred and Twenty-Six with mystery, merriment and melodious entertainment along with special guest Emilia M. Martian for an all-new Dumb Industries Mystery Hour!

It’s the final Super Dumb Bros. of 2026 so Matt & Chris decide to max & relax on Chris’s Animal Crossing island, Gerzland, as Chris shows off his incredible island museum, band room, outdoor jacuzzi and more, while Matt showcases his alarming number of custom made, comic book-accurate outfits. Plus: Matt’s mom is watching the X-Men movies in the background and has thoughts!

It’s the final Mary Jo Pehl Show of 2025, and Mary Jo & Chris are itching to watch people open their Secret Santa presents! Deana Dolphin did an amazing job organizing The Dumb Clubhouse Secret Santa, and loads of viewers sent in videos, photos, and PowerPoint presentations showing off what they received! Plus, the them of the first Mary Jo Pehl Show of 2026 gets decided, digital box sets are raffled off, and presents are exchanged!

It’s a very holy Monday as Matt & Chris decide to get into the holiday spirit by playing some truly abysmal games inspired by the bible, including Bible Adventures, Super 3D Noah’s Ark, and some other weird crap before playing a few ill-fated rounds of RiffTrax: The Game with viewers, before killing some time by watching Matt play guitar!

Happy Hanukkah! It’s Thursday and the two dudes are here to celebrate a holiday they’ve never actually celebrated aside from watching a random Hanukkah special or that Hanukkah Harry SNL sketch. But none of that matters because this week they recap an extremely busy week at Dumb, catch up w/ Emmy Martian, riff childhood photos of Matt, and watch the Hanukkah episode of The Nanny, the Fran Drescher-starring sitcom Chris never had never past the opening credits.

It’s an all-new Movie Jo Night, and this month viewers voted to have Mary Jo & Chris watch the 1974 made-for-TV movie THE INVASION OF CAROL ENDERS, which tells the confusing story of a woman possessed by the soul of another woman while still technically being the original woman. What? Anyway, it’s way more of a soap opera than they were expecting and as a result, very entertaining.

Join Miss Emmy Martian for an all-new episode of Martian Shadows, the first of which contains the commercials that originally aired with the episode of Dark Shadows!

Dumb Industries founder Chris Gersbeck goes live in The Dumb Clubhouse to showcase exactly what goes into writing, producing, and editing a full movie riff, using Movies Are Dumb: The Alpha Incident as an example! Questions are answered, secrets are revealed, and jizz jokes are made.