Hey gang. Chris here. The guy who thought naming his company “Dumb Industries” was a good idea. Anyway, somehow it’s June already and like many of you, I’m in utter disbelief considering it was just May, like, yesterday. But I finally have more time to focus on Dumb since I’m no longer distracted by the final seasons of Hacks or Euphoria. By the way, I thought one of those was trash and the other was fantastic. I’ll let you decide which is which…

Chris here. I’m getting over a pretty awful illness, the details of which I won’t bore you with. But I’m much better now and very much alive, despite how I felt exactly 24 hours ago. Thank you to everyone who reached out, and HUGE thanks to Matt & Emmy for taking over The Dumb Industries Mystery Hour last night and not blowing up the studio or anything.

We’ve implemented a couple upgrades to the website I wanted to let you know about, all with the intent of making your experience at Dumb Industries even more seamless and fun. I’ll be chatting more about this in detail tonight on Behind The Dumb exclusively in The Dumb Clubhouse at 8pm ET, which you should totally join if you have any questions about anything related to Dumb!

For my sanity and yours, I’m hoping to update everyone monthly on what’s going on at Dumb, including livestreams now on demand, upcoming events you won’t want to miss, shiny new Clubhouse features, alleys in Queens you should avoid, and other fun stuff. This month, I want to dip into the aftermath of our successful Clubhouse 2026 Drive, and what you can expect in the weeks to come at Dumb Industries.