The Dumb Store: Mystery Science Theater 3000 Alumni, The Mads and Manos Merch
The Dumb Store is the official store for The Mads Are Back with Trace Beaulieu and Frank Conniff, The Mary Jo Pehl Show, Jackey Neyman Jones of Manos: The Hands of Fate, and every other show at Dumb Industries. T-shirts, hoodies, mugs, posters, jigsaw puzzles, original paintings and books signed by the author.
Shirts, hoodies, mugs and other merch are printed to order and ship in 3-5 business days. Books mailed from NYC ship in 1-2 business days. Autographed books, original paintings and anything else mailed by the artist or author ship in 5-7 business days. Most of The Dumb Store ships internationally. Puzzles, original paintings and a few other items are US only.
Members save automatically: 15% off The Dumb Store with The Dumb Clubhouse, or 25% off with Clubhouse+.
Shop by brand
- The Mads Are Back
- The Mary Jo Pehl Show
- Manos: The Hands of Fate
- Jackey Neyman Jones
- Dumb Industries
- The Dumb Industries Mystery Hour
- Weird & Wonderful Wednesday Watchalongs
- The Witching Hour
- Movies Are Dumb
- Super Dumb Bros.
- The Dave Hill Goodtime Hour
Best sellers
- Pumaman | Design by Josh Flowers | Unisex T-Shirt
- Mr. B Natural Bootleg Rap Tee design by Josh Flowers | Unisex T-Shirt Dark
- Manos Day 2025 | Unisex T-Shirt
- GOUT COP! by Frank Conniff (Non-Autographed)
- Weird & Wonderful Wednesday Watchalongs | Time For Go To Bed Tor Johnson | All-over print unisex wide-leg pants
- Carmen Cerra's Dumb T-Shirt of the Month Club
- Growing Up with Manos: The Hands of Fate by Jackey Neyman Jones (w/ personalized autograph)
- Deez Knotts | The Dumb Industries Mystery Hour | Unisex t-shirt
- "Torgo's Staff" from Manos: The Hands of Fate | 3D-Printed & Collapsible Movie Prop
- Dumb Dumb Dumb: My Mother's Book Reviews by Mary Jo Pehl (autographed by author)
- How The--Shut Up! No Eye Contact by Brother Ichabod | The Witching Hour | Unisex T-Shirt
- The Mary Jo Pehl Show | Cult Robe Design by Jessica Coyle | Apron
- Art Draws Us Together with Jackey Neyman Jones 2026 Wall calendar
- Dumb Industries | No Springs! Design by Josh Flowers | Oversized faded t-shirt
- How To Write Cheesy Movies: The Only Screenwriting Guide You'll Never Need! by Frank Conniff (autographed by author)
- The Mary Jo Pehl Show Ugly Christmas Sports bra
- Cats V. Conniff: A chronicle of the historic lawsuit brought against Frank Conniff by his cats, Millie & Barney by Frank Conniff (autographed by author)
- The Dumb Store Gift Card
- Weird & Wonderful Wednesday Watchalongs | Tor Johnson & Bela Lugosi Throw Pillow Set
- Manos Day 2025 3/4 sleeve raglan shirt
- She (Creature) Can Do It! | Dumb Industries | Oversized faded t-shirt
- Weird & Wonderful Wednesday Watchalongs Gaming Mouse Pad
- Deez Knotts | The Dumb Industries Mystery Hour Oversized faded t-shirt
- Jackey Neyman Jones | Manos: The Hands of Fate | Unisex t-shirt
- Kaiju Beach Battle | Unisex ringer t-shirt
- Growing Up with Manos: The Hands of Fate by Jackey Neyman Jones
- Weird & Wonderful Wednesday Watchalongs | Have A Potato | Unisex t-shirt
- Dumb Dumb Dumb: My Mother's Book Reviews by Mary Jo Pehl
- The Mads from MST3K | Black Glossy Mug
- Jackey Neyman Jones | Frank Zappa As The Master Mashup | Unisex Hoodie
- Pumaman DIY Halloween Costume by Josh Flowers | Unisex t-shirt
- Reform School Cinderella By Frank Conniff (autographed by author)
- Club Scum / Cheers mashup inspired by Hobgoblins | Design by Josh Flowers | Unisex T-Shirt
- The Mary Jo Pehl Show | The Chris Gersbeck Show | Unisex t-shirt
- Kaiju Beach Battle By Inga Wohlgemuth | Oversized faded t-shirt
- Jack & Jill: Fury Hill by Frank Conniff (autographed by author)
- The Mary Jo Pehl Show | Mary Tyler Moore Logo | Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
- Weird & Wonderful Wednesday Watchalongs | Calm Down | Black Glossy Mug
- The Mary Jo Pehl Show Season 4 Design | Unisex T-Shirt
- Growing Up w/ Manos: The Hands of Fate by Jackey Neyman Jones | Book Cover Artwork | Unisex t-shirt
- The Mary Jo Pehl Show | Do You Even Riff, Bro? | Unisex Hoodie
- Manos Day 2025 Embroidered Logo Unisex heavy blend zip hoodie
- The Mary Jo Pehl Show Ugly Christmas Boxer Briefs
- Twenty Five Mystery Science Theater 3000 Films That Changed My Life In No Way Whatsoever by Frank Conniff (Non-Autographed)
- Bela Lugosi by Carmen Cerra | Shaker pint glass
- Dumb Industries | Giant Gila Monster Best Cuts design by Josh Flowers | Unisex ringer t-shirt
- Do You Even Riff, Bro? | The Mary Jo Pehl Show | Unisex t-shirt
- The Mads Are Back 2025 Blub Blub | Black Glossy Mug
New in the store
- Dumb Industries / Dominos Mashup Design by Josh Flowers | Eco Tote Bag
- Club Scum / Cheers mashup inspired by Hobgoblins | Design by Josh Flowers | Eco Tote Bag
- The Dumb Industries Mystery Hour | Matt & Chris Dumb Dumbs | Eco Tote Bag
- Arch Hall Jr. by Carmen Cerra | Eco Tote Bag
- Bela Lugosi by Carmen Cerra | Eco Tote Bag
- Peter Graves by Carmen Cerra | Eco Tote Bag
- Blofeld by Carmen Cerra | Eco Tote Bag
- Donald Pleasance by Carmen Cerra | Eco Tote Bag
- Movies Are Dumb: The Ape Man | Eco Tote Bag
- Dumb Industries / Dominos Mashup Design by Josh Flowers | Black Glossy Mug
- Dumb Industries / Dominos Mashup Design by Josh Flowers | Shaker pint glass
- Pumaman | Design by Josh Flowers | Shaker pint glass
- Pumaman | Design by Josh Flowers | Eco Tote Bag
- Pumaman | Design by Josh Flowers | Black Glossy Mug
- Club Scum / Cheers mashup inspired by Hobgoblins | Design by Josh Flowers | Black Glossy Mug
- The Incredible Melting Man by Chelsea Kelly | Black Glossy Mug
- The Incredible Melting Man by Chelsea Kelly | Eco Tote Bag
- The Dumb Industries Mystery Hour | Matt & Chris Dumb Dumbs | Black Glossy Mug
- Arch Hall Jr. by Carmen Cerra | Black Glossy Mug
- Bela Lugosi by Carmen Cerra | Black Glossy Mug
- Peter Graves by Carmen Cerra | Black Glossy Mug
- Blofeld by Carmen Cerra | Black Glossy Mug
- Donald Pleasance by Carmen Cerra | Black Glossy Mug
- Movies Are Dumb: The Ape Man | Black Glossy Mug
- Movies Are Dumb: The Ape Man | Shaker pint glass
- Lady Frankenstein | Men's t-shirt
- Lady Frankenstein | Relaxed fit knitted crew neck sweater
- Lady Frankenstein | Knitted cardigan
- The B-52s "Rock Lobster" / Teenagers From Outer Space Mashup by Chelsea Kelly | Unisex t-shirt
- The B-52s "Rock Lobster" / Teenagers From Outer Space Mashup by Chelsea Kelly | Women's Relaxed T-Shirt
- The B-52s "Rock Lobster" / Teenagers From Outer Space Mashup by Chelsea Kelly | Unisex Long Sleeve Shirt
- The B-52s "Rock Lobster" / Teenagers From Outer Space Mashup by Chelsea Kelly | Unisex ringer t-shirt
- The B-52s "Rock Lobster" / Teenagers From Outer Space Mashup by Chelsea Kelly | Oversized faded t-shirt
- The B-52s "Rock Lobster" / Teenagers From Outer Space Mashup by Chelsea Kelly | Oversized tie-dye t-shirt
- The B-52s "Rock Lobster" / Teenagers From Outer Space Mashup by Chelsea Kelly | Unisex Hoodie
- The B-52s "Rock Lobster" / Teenagers From Outer Space Mashup by Chelsea Kelly | Unisex Sweatshirt