Jason hauls a pale, jumpy Willie back to Collinwood to apologize to Elizabeth and Carolyn in Dark Shadows episode 216, and for once the apology sounds sincere. Then Willie faints in the foyer, earns himself a sickbed, and guards a mysterious wound that nobody is allowed to touch. Emmy wants to know who did his eyeliner, begs the scenes to end, and has notes on the fakest candles ever put on television.