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Matt & Chris quit bickering for a couple hours to present an all-new episode of the Dumb Industries Mystery Hour to recap and preview some busy weeks at Dumb Industries, and then preemptively celebrate their birthdays by hoping viewers would pick an episode of TV in which it’s someone’s birthday…. BUT EVERYONE FORGOT! Unfortunately, viewers aren’t having it and decide to watch Candid Camera.
Matt & Chris quit bickering for a couple hours to present an all-new episode of the Dumb Industries Mystery Hour to recap and preview some busy weeks at Dumb Industries, and then preemptively celebrate their birthdays by hoping viewers would pick an episode of TV in which it’s someone’s birthday…. BUT EVERYONE FORGOT! Unfortunately, viewers aren’t having it and decide to watch Candid Camera.
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Monday, April 7, 2025 @ 8pm ET: Super Dumb Bros. Play Looney Tunes Games
Tuesday, April 8, 2025 @ 8pm ET: Movies Are Dumb: Yeti: Giant of the 20th Century
Wednesday, April 9, 2025 @ 8pm ET: Weird & Wonderful Wednesday Watchalongs: Nicholas Nicklby (2002)
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Saturday, April 12, 2025 @ 3pm ET: Jackey Neyman Jones’ Paint Parties
Tuesday, April 15, 2025 @ 8pm ET: The Mads Are Back: A Night of Springtime Shorts
Tuesday, April 22, 2025 @ 8pm ET: Movie Jo Night: The Horror at 37,000 Feet
Feature Presentation: Candid Camera (1973)
Transcript: Hey, what's going on in here, man? Everything's gonna be all right. I know it was a tough day out there and everything, but we're gonna make it this year. We're gonna work hard this year, and the blue wave is gonna be rolling, baby. The work is tough and the days are long. I've been working out and getting strong. We're pushing hard to reach our goal. And the blue wave is on the roll. We've got the others on the run. And we won't lay back till we're done. We're aiming for the Super Bowl. And the blue wave is on a roll. Step right up the line, line up and give the ball a high. Then run it in, turn and spin and give that ball a spine. Shot the pass and let it soar, harm it in the Seahawks score. We work as one because we're a team. And now we're reaching for the dream. And the blue wave is on the roll. Because the Blue Raid is on the run! It's okay to leave your dog in a hardcore It's okay to leave your dog in a hardcore Nothing bad could possibly happen John, do you mind telling me about the song, It's Okay to Leave Your Dog in a Hot Car? I don't quite remember that one very well. But you know, it was the sixties, we didn't know any better. I think George actually wrote that one. It was all John's idea, yeah. He knew exactly what he was talking about, you know. He bloody hated dogs. When he wasn't ruthlessly stomping them on the streets, he would cook them up in a stew and eat them. I can't really say I blame him though. Little bastards. Jake, what the hell is that? You know the birthday song? Yeah, the famous one that usually puts everybody to sleep. Oh, yeah, you mean the one we were trying to sing when you interrupted. Well, kiss that snooze fest goodbye, because I wrote a new one. And from now on, whenever someone blows out candles or unties a ribbon, this is what their waitresses will be singing. Deep within the womb of time, a creed should thus be born. The seed of life is united with the egg of tyranny. Death is fought from within the womb of life for three quarter of nine a year. The creed should thus be born. The creed should thus be born. This is Zach Wilde. The Zaza's old guy. The man knows his way around five strings. You're telling me that this is the new birthday song. Gee willikers, it must be obvious day on Camp Stupid. What it's called is Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary. It came to, uh, Geddy and I in a dream. Geddy? Geddy Lee. Meet singer Rush. Rush, got a loop. Will you shut up when the big people are talking? He happens to be extremely highly paid for his input on this project. Tell me this fades out right here. All right, hang on. Okay, see, this is where you're supposed to say the number of years. I'm going to rewind it. You do it. Okay, here we go. Okay. Yeah! Say it! How many years are you? Just say how old you are and be quiet. I don't know. All right. You're just ruining this song. What are you, fifty-fives? Fifty-six? Yes, I'm fifty-five. Fifty-five bells! You've got to be kidding me, Shane. No one's going to sing this. Well, they better. Because otherwise, how am I going to pay Zach Wilde for his priceless participation in my project? See, I've got to get royalties on this. It's done, right? Hang on. We're going to repeat this verse again. Then there's another verse about the death cycle, which Zach and I both feel is really important to the piece. That's it. This sucks. You can't have birth without death. It's the duplicitous edge which we all walk upon. Dave Mustaine from Megadeth here, and we're gonna talk a little bit about concert etiquette today. When you go to a concert and you decide that you're gonna throw stuff up at the stage, I don't know why you do that. That's gotta be the stupidest thing in the world. Throwing bottles, if the glass hits the artist, it could injure them, the concert's over. It's not a trash can up there. And when you take your shoes off and throw them up on the stage, that's not cool either. I'm perfectly cool with the two shoes I have on my feet. I don't know why you do that. We're gonna set people up outside of our concerts and if you come up, if you come out and you have less than two shoes on, you're in trouble. And as far as using lasers, Totally uncool. I don't need dermabrasion. I've had radiocarototomy done, and it just disrupts things. Now, there was a time where spitting on people was cool, but that ain't cool either. You know, depending on what's in your snot, who knows what's going to happen. Think before you do that. Don't do that at concerts. It's just not cool. Bow down before the one you serve. I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me? Breathe in. down your umbilical noose despite all my rage I'm still just a rat in a cage winona's got herself a big brown beaver behind the boat house I'll show you my dark secret oh no I've said too much parents not included the edge minnesota's new rock alternative I haven't said enough Gino will then get ready to oil the track. I'll just get in here and put my knee against the pad, embrace myself. Gino has to make this run twice, once for each side of the track. Growing up as a kid, I was afraid of the coasters, especially the Jackrabbit. My first job was working on the Jackrabbit. I ended up being a manager for three years. Prepare yourself for the final test. On one side of the scale is your heart. On the other side, I shall place a feather. If your heart is light and free of evil thoughts, it will rise up and you will become a star. If it is too heavy, it will sink down and you will remain on Earth forever. Let the test begin. Oh, no. I am sorry, Kusaku. Your heart is too heavy. It's not fair. Not fair! Well, he's just a little boy, and he's been alone for four thousand years with no one to love him. VeggieTales wasn't allowed to portray Jesus as a vegetable. The Creator's mother said that wasn't right. Cause Christians wouldn't dare to render Jesus in a form that's unaligned with what he probably looked like. They also couldn't show the vegetables feeling God's redemption, cause that honor is reserved for man alone. And I agree, Christians would never take a random food and burden it with sacred undertones. The world is off its rocker, and perhaps it's time we made a little change. So I say, let Jesus be a vegetable. Let those poor vegetables be saved. When Jesus had his run, let Broccoli Jesus take his place. Let Jesus be a vegetable. Let those damn vegetables find God. It's time we ditch the wafers, salts, of kale and bless it as the bar. Let Jesus be a vegetable. Let those poor vegetables be saved. We curse the fruit that caused the fall, but greens would never let us stray. My Jesus, you're a vegetable, and all our vegetables are blessed. This world could use a miracle. Let's put these veggies to the test. Everybody, sing this song with us. To your heart Tell me your life Don't be worried if I do this time If you wanna take a look around There's nothing that matters when it's down And the sun goes to everyone Run away to another place In the night you're looking for the man Come on. Are you happy? We are happy to stay here with you. It's a wonderful, it's a wonderful. He's the little man who wears the stone And he's so close to everyone We're all in another place In the night you're looking for the man And you're gonna never get it here Just as close as you are to one We're all in another place Yeti! Yeti! We say to you, happy Christmas! And a wonderful new year! Yeah! I want to lease you your money! Clap your hands! Spasibo, Moscow! I love you, Moscow! Yeah, yeah! yeah thank you very much it's very foggy entered the dry ice corridor Come in, gentlemen. Okay. You have no choice. You may stop there. So we're not really fully in. The late show starts at ten-thirty. You're Professor Cool. Professor Cool? Was he Fonzie? What do you mean, you were? Now I cosplay as Gandalf. Now I hold a position of a much higher order. Washroom attendants. I presume you're like the others. Weird as fuck. no will of your own that reminds me I should update my will you take your orders from that thing on your back there is nothing on my back except sciatica that's what it tells you and these glass pillars there's nothing in them I suppose you speak directly to me with minimal data charges coming soon to weird and wonderful wednesday watch alongs I think I gambled away my girlfriend's soul to the devil today by accident. Are you really the devil? Yes, I am. Would you like some soup? This is breaking the rules, you know. I work for the one who makes the rules. What does he plan to do? Who does he think he is anyway? I won't do it. I refuse. What are you talking about? The apocalypse. Armageddon, Armageddon, and Joseph. How may I direct your call? Oh no, Emperor Palpatine's here to see him now. The fate of the future, am I right? You and your rebel friends are about to... I am here to teach you the meaning of Christmas. What is this place? Tell me, why am I here? It's dark and... I think you and your friends will find solstice fully operational. Is this mine? True. His name is Jesus Cleese. Jesus Cleese. sorry I misspelled some success it's almost better that way oh that's yeah seriously I love that drawing that is an excellent drawing okay the blue shirt that's my rendering of a beach I love it people Oh, and that should get this baby out of me. I'm sure the point of this is not for me to clarify. This is why I hate games. I love it better that way, Mary Jo. Get this baby out of me. I'm here, bitches. It's Yeti time. The Yeti's such a natural showman, look at him. Mr. Yeti, we hear you're dating Victoria Principal, is that true? Oh, he's so hot. Yeti not mad, Yeti just disappointed. Yeti only takes pictures for charity. No more flashes, please, please don't. Keeps forgetting to mention that. Yeti only do selfies. We've never seen a kaiju corrupted by fame before, this is great. me want me own sitcom his ego's bigger than he is now everybody run he's lost his mind he wanted a bigger cut from his tour he's upset success went to his head he's fired his manager get me new agent now swing and a miss Thank you. Oh, my God. You're on mute, Matt. Oh, it might be intentional. No, I'm here. Hey, everybody. You all right? What, were you just taking a run? A little bit. I was getting the last of my packing done before I'm going to go out to see Inga tomorrow, and I was running to get the last of my laundry picked up, and a few other odds and ends, and I was cutting it close. If you could have seen me, not just ten minutes ago, it was like, what if the plot of Run Lola Run, but with an out-of-shape thirty-four-year-old just trying to get his laundry, and... I wasn't sure at first. I was like, is this a bit you're doing or something? I get a lot of breath, but no. No, I'm legitimately out of breath. I'm bad at time management. My hair is doing something really weird. I apologize, everyone. You're good. With me getting everything, I didn't even get a chance to bathe. Usually Mondays are my grungy stream, and I try to be a little bit more put together for the Thursday ones. But you know what? We're here together every week. We've gotten to know each other well enough. You might put a hat on. It looks fine. Oh, always had that nearby. You've got like the Luke Skywalker Return of the Jedi hair going where he's got that like weird like front like kind of comb over but not really. I know. Available at Dumb Industries. Welcome everyone to the Dumb Industries Mystery Hour. Matt is recovering from a stroke. He's dying. And I, Chris Gersbeck, am here as usual every Thursday. and um wow we have a fun show tonight matt your birthday is like in a few days it's tomorrow it's tomorrow or it's or I guess it's sad no no today's saturday okay no tomorrow's okay yes it's saturday my bad I you you freak me out for a second um but it is the twelfth minus the fifteenth um have you ever matt have you ever had a birthday where well all right let's discuss this week's thing first yeah have you ever had a birthday before um It's a trope in movies, TV, whatever, stories, where it's someone's birthday. Yeah, a lot more during the eighties and nineties. Yes. A little bit two thousands, but yeah. It's someone's birthday. But everyone forgot. What the hell? Usually it's like they're in a larger family. It's just like, there's so much going on. It's usually like a middle child in a larger family or something like that. But yeah, that was a very common trope. We had a lot of people on our social media being like, what does forgotten birthdays mean for tonight? And that's exactly what it is. We've got for our... our big oh jesus god for our I really am feeling a year older today because it used to be like not even five years ago I'd be like oh I can jog up here and get my laundry and then jog up to the seven eleven and grab a drink and come back no problem it'll be fine but I'm like jesus god is that where you go to the seven eleven to get your code reds I assume it's like a deli or something Well, it's, yeah, I mean, that's the closest quote deli that has a Code Red in it. I actually didn't get anything to drink today. I was kind of, I was just running around and doing other stuff. But anyway, yeah. Forgotten birthdays, that's our thing. Yeah, people have already mentioned this in the chat. Sixteen candles, of course, Razor's Edge says. Yeah. There's a lot. There's a lot of examples, and we found some really good episodes of TV. Yeah, we've got two pretty typical classic examples, one that's a little newer, and then one that I thought was just so random and kind of weird that I also included it. Matt Mercenario says, hydrate. Never. Gojira says, I got winded edging my lawn today. What were you doing to your lawn? I've gotten winded edging before, too. Oh, no, wait. I think we're talking about something else. Anyway. Oh, and I also want to mention up top. Oh, Treadwell J is here. That amazing Barnaby Jones Mads are Back mashup video was done by Treadwell J. He sent it to me last week. It's so amazing. And he updated it with Kevin McDonald. uh in the it was a lot of fun there uh thank you so much jay that was so amazing we love it and uh thank you so much for sending it our way yeah all the credit goes to that was just totally unsolicited sometimes you guys are just amazing you send us stuff and it's just like yeah um we have a lot of examples of that and uh yeah we're going to talk more about the mads in a little bit um we're going to recap everything that's happened in dumb we're going to preview things that are coming up we got some amazing giveaways tonight including uh we're going to do a download for a free download for our recently released movies are dumb yeti the giant of the it it no no keep going I just have adhd and I don't know when to to chime in on things um and uh we'll also give away we're gonna do a raffle for a ticket to that mads live stream on tuesday and we're gonna raffle off a seat to jackie naman jones's class this saturday jackie naman jones paint parties jackie's watching with us live yay hi jackie um so that's going to be super fun though we got a lot to we got a lot to get into um yeah and we're also going to have a little intermission video about halfway through tonight oh yes birthday tastic we might not watch the whole thing have you ever dealt with that situation where you've gone like a whole day no one it's harder with social media yeah I don't think my family ever has. I've definitely had, I mean, we've talked about this before, when you're born in mid-April, it's kind of just, it's a bad time to have a birthday in general, because when you're in school, that's when exam stuff is kind of happening, and you get older, and then that's when... tax stuff is happening like all around your birthday it's like people have never had like less uh mental bandwidth for fun or less money than around the times that that we were born so it was this is true yeah and um schools in new york city are closed next week I would have loved for school to have been closed during my birthday I don't recall any any time in the past that that has happened I don't know if it's a new thing. They're doing it in April, spring break in April now. I don't know. But I remember my birthday falling on Easter. That's probably happened to you a couple of times. That's happened to me at least once. Yeah. I remember one year when I was a kid, my birthday fell on Easter and my parents... My parents collaborated with the Easter Bunny and got me a giant Galactus from the Silver Surfer cartoon figure for my Easter birthday in nineteen ninety six, seven, whenever that show was. Yeah, I love it. Yeah. Good stuff. How about you? Have you ever had I'm trying to think birthday drama? I mean, you know, I only have the one sibling and my parents were always good about that stuff. I don't think it ever it ever passed by anyone or like it's just I don't know. It's a it's got to be like I mean I I've had birthdays where I've wanted to just die the whole time you know that's pretty common I mean that's pretty common most days but that's basically my everyday yeah like yeah and um you know birthdays there's a lot of expectation I think you in your own head you wind up like all these things and then it just kind of happens and it's really grand scheme of things just like any other day you know Yeah, it's just another day. But yeah, I guess it's happened to enough sitcom writers that they've written that into literally every sitcom. So that's what we're going to watch tonight. It's Chris's birthday and nobody else remembers that. He wakes up in the morning, then he does a live stream. How about that? It's just another day. Yeah, I'm going to be working on my birthday this year. It's just another day. I want to mention before we get into it, head to Blue Sky, everyone. That's where it's at. Blue Sky. Oh, that's what I was doing. We're on Dumb Industries is on Blue Sky. So am I. So is Jackie. So is Emmy. Matt. I'm on Blue Sky technically now. I just haven't done anything with mine. Oh, good to know. Good to know. So you can go find me. I keep saying, because I never really jumped on the trying to be a Twitter personality, because I always kind of felt in the past that people who try to be funny on Twitter are trying to build a brand, whereas I just try to be funny because I'm mentally ill, which is why I mainly... stuck to Facebook and stuff like that in the past, but the future is wide open, so maybe I'll start porting some of my greatest hits jokes from my private Facebook over to my Blue Sky. Matt Reiser's greatest hits. My greatest hits. Blue Sky is also where we've been doing giveaways on there, and that's been going really well, so another perk of following us on there, you might win some cool stuff. Also, our Discord server, discord.dumb-industries.com, a great direct line into the dumb community. I think we have almost two thousand people. For better or worse. For better or worse. We're a bunch of weirdos and we all hang out there all day, every day. If you would like to know what's going on in our company and then have a fight with a random person about Sherlock Holmes adaptations, this is the place for you. Wait, did that happen to you? No, it's... But there is lively debate that happens on there. Yes, but it's cool. You're making it sound like it's a nightmare. It's fun debate. It's definitely not a nightmare. It's like when Matt and I argue about Rogue One. It's kind of like that. You can watch it a couple weeks ago. It's, you know, kind of like that. Maybe less hate involved. Less hate. Less me telling Chris to go fuck his mom when he, you know, like... God. Matt, this is a family program. Okay. We know each other. Our insults get personal when you're... That's true. Have you ever experienced this? You probably have, Matt, where... I don't know if you've ever worked a door at a comedy club, but you've been in plenty of comedy clubs where... I think like someone goes there for the first time and think that like they it's like on them to be funny so they kind of go out of their way to like joke with the door person or something and sometimes like people would just get like mean it would just be like like they're like oh we're gonna stand up and they would just be like hey why don't you uh seat us too while you're at it it's like what yeah no sit down grab a drink Why don't you leave the funny to us? I know you've definitely had this happen since we've started doing this job where we'll be hanging out with people watching a movie and then they'll think that because we do what we do and we're watching a movie that they need to be making jokes during the movie. It's like, my guy, we're just hanging out, man. You don't have to... yeah I used to um I had a friend that would come to movies are dumb when we did movies are dumb live I had a friend who lived nearby who would just show up drunk and just start shouting shit and I had to tell him like hey it's it's not really that's not the deal this is this isn't about you yeah it's it's yeah you gotta stop doing look look I barely want to be here doing this why do you why are you And also, you can watch tonight's program completely ad-free over at dumb-industries.com slash mystery hour. Totally free to join. And if you send in a donation of any dollar amount over at dumb-industries.com slash donate, we will give you a shout out. in the form of one of our patented terrible impressions. Or, you know, just ask us a question. Answer a question. Yeah, whatever. If you have a weird request for me, I think I've still got that mousetrap around from when I was doing the witching hour live thing. I set off on my fingers. Y'all want me to do that again? I'm easy, whatever. I'll do. Just about whatever for a dollar. You can tell I was one of those kids when I was younger where someone was like, we'll give you a dollar, Matt, if you stick your head in the toilet. And I was like, alright. I want my two dollars. So this is the kind of adult I have. Two dollars! Two dollars! We have our first donation of the night. Mateo. This is a good one. This one comes from our good friend Oliver. Oliver. oliver thank you hopefully our buddy oliver and not oliver like from the from like the play like the orphan like oliver twist you know his last initial is t please sir I want I want some impressions please impressions you want impressions you say There's Oliver. There's Oliver. That's when I met Oliver in Minneapolis last year at the Rift Tracks. That's him with Mary Jo Peel. Oh, nice. He cropped me out of the photo, but that was there. Thanks, Oliver. Oliver says, do Henry Kissinger and Paul Stanley singing Never Gonna Give You Up as a Rick Roll? Huh. Okay. How can we do that as a Rickroll, though? Because we have to say we're going to do something else, and then we do that, right? All right. Okay, let's pretend we're at a karaoke bar, and we're going to do Dancing in the Dark, okay? I think you're thinking this through too much. I think if we just did, never going to give you up. But I want it to be a Rickroll, too. All right, everybody. We're going to sing a song from Les Mis for all of you now. I'm gonna give you Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry. Never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. People, we've known each other for so long. You're hard to thank him, but you're too shy to say it. The real commitments, what's been going on? People! Oh, that's just a little taste, everyone. We'll be doing that all night. Head to dumb-industries.com slash donate. Hey! All right, Matt. We have fun here. We got a lot to get into. Let's keep this train rolling. Let's dip right into this week's Dumb Deals. Dumb Deals. I hope nobody thinks I'm being overly grumpy tonight. My brain is just dying from lack of oxygen, and this is just the person I am when I can't breathe, apparently. Yeah. You're good. Okay, cool. No worse than usual. No worse than usual. Yeah, exactly. Folks, every week at Dumb Industries, we have deals going on over at dumb-industries.com slash deals. We have, right now, twenty percent off all t-shirts. Promo code t-shirts twenty. We have some videos on sale. and uh all sorts of stuff go check it out you can get um you can get all kinds of deals some of them you don't even need a promo code for dumb industries dot com slash deals deals deals deals deals deals deals deals deals deals Deals. Deals. Randy. Deals. And also, the Dumb Industries Mystery Hour Mystery Club is free. Free. Free. Free. Free. Free. Free. Free. Free. Free. Free. Free to join. I was trying to do all my impressions. Dumb-industries.com forward slash mystery hour. Watch tonight's program. Completely ad free. Free. Free. Free. Free. Free. Free. If you're watching us on Twitch and you don't like the commercials and you don't have another free Twitch sub and you're trying to save some scratch, this program is happening over there right now for absolutely zero dollars and we will be leaving it up for an entire week until next week's program happens. However, if you would like to support us and not the man, if you want to take down Whitey and support us, come chip in for a higher tier. Two bucks a month, you get the entire backlog. Entire backlog, yes. And there's a lot of content on there. all of our plus memberships just say all the memberships where you unlock access to our back catalog are also free for your first month so you could try every membership out uh for thirty days for free we have, uh, I think we just crossed nine hundred hours of content, Matt, on the website. Wow. It's gonna get to a point soon where, like, uh, by the time we die, you'll be able to put together, like, Videodrome-esque, just avatars of us, like, not even using AI, just using, like, various clips, as in the film Videodrome, and you can just construct an entire consciousness out of us. Yes. We'll be like, uh, we'll be like, uh, that, that one scientist in Captain America, the Winter Soldier, that just, like, lived in the computer, and, uh, Oh, like the Toby... The Dr. Zola or whatever his name was. Is that Toby Jones? Toby Huss, maybe? No, Toby Jones, you're right. Toby Huss is the bad guy from a James Bond Die Another Day, the best James Bond film. Yeah. Maggie Jones' son. But yeah, so that's free to join. We've watched a whole bunch of shit. Bigfoot and Wildboy, multiple episodes of Baywatch Nights, Supermarket Sweep, we watched the weird science TV show. There's a whole bunch of stuff. Basically anything you can imagine that you can do with this show concept, we have done. And now we're here. So it's like... See, this is why we need you guys. Toby Huss, Oliver says, Toby Huss was Arnie on Pete and Pete. Yeah, he was Arnie. And he was also the whiz on Seinfeld, I think. Really? I think, yes. Oh, Oliver Lang says Toby Stevens was, maybe Toby Stevens was the bad guy in Die Another Day. I have to look up the movie die another day toby's out there's too many there's too many red-headed toby's out there whatever the one who's maggie jones's son is the one from he played goose gustav graves already the strongest man in the world have you ever seen die another day before yes I saw that in the theater I did too I remember not I remember thinking it was real like it the franchise had taken a turn. I was like, this is run its course. I love the Pierce Brosnan, James Bonds more than most people. I mean, I like Goldeneye, but the other ones are all kind of meh. I even like World is Not Enough okay. I mean, it's shit, but it's hilarious to watch Denise Richards try to be a nuclear physicist and the guy from The Full Monty is the villain who can feel no pain. And then there's like a chase sequence inside an oil pipeline that doesn't make any sense. Wow. There's some good stuff in that one. Madonna was in Die Another Day, right? It was Madonna and Halle Berry? Yeah, Madonna did the horrible theme song to it too, which is maybe the worst Bond theme song. I'm gonna wake up, yes and no. Guess I'll die another day. they gotta go back to I mean I I know they did like I think like adele did one of them and like jack white might have done one but yeah the jack white turner did golden eye yeah I don't think it's been topped since like I'm surprised they haven't got lana del rey to do a bond theme because it seems like she was like bread in a lab to do one of those like that would be perfect um maybe like I may think like rihanna did one but I mean come on we need because like billy eilish did the last one right which oh that's a pretty was fine but that's pretty that's a good pick though I like billy eilish um but yeah the jack white one it's a fine song it doesn't sound like a bond theme but of course that's also the the quantum of solace which is maybe the weakest of the daniel craig ones I think yeah well anyway Anyway, this is now the James Bond podcast where we're going to be discussing various James Bond films. Amazon has the rights now and they're doing a Moneypenny prequel. Did you know that? It's going to be right up there with the Alfred the Butler prequel that we make fun of all the time. They're going to run that franchise right into the ground. Right into the ground. Right into the fucking ground. Anyway, Bond! Speaking of things that were made without any kind of brain power put into them whatsoever, the Mads are back. The Brain Eaters. That was almost a valid segue. The Brain Eaters is just six dollars through Sunday with Promo code Nemoy. I had to scroll to read that promo code. So yeah, if you want to watch a movie about a brain-eating alien thing and then watch Leonard Nemoy pop up as someone who looks vaguely like Father Time in the last ten minutes, the preview we put in the free show, six bucks through Sunday. Check that out. It'll also be our full Mads Friday movie this week. So come back tomorrow evening if you'd like a little preview of that before you commit to the steep, steep purchase of six dollars for it. Literally less money than I spent on getting drinks earlier today. So and I should we should mention also. We use Vimeo to sell our downloads. We always have. And they're terrible. And I want to just preface this giveaway with, I've been trying to give promo people win stuff, and I try to give them the code, and no one's been able to redeem them. So we're going to do a giveaway for this. But, um, if you're unable to get it, we will hook you up with something else. We're moving everything over to another platform eventually, like soon, not eventually, like we're taking this very seriously because we're like losing our minds fighting with Vimeo. Yeah. Well, then you have just kind of given up in general. It's a, it's, it is, it is nuts. If any of you can think of a great way to run our Twitch channel without the Vimeo queue, send us some suggestions because that's basically where we're stuck at now to get completely on Vimeo dependent. Major Joe, I'm so glad you asked this. Will our past purchases move over? If we go with this new platform, yes, we're going to have a way to honor all of your past purchases and link them all in one place. Finally, there's no way to do that with Vimeo. We've tried. It's a nightmare. But yeah, we've been testing out that Gumroad thing, and it seems to be working okay so far. It's working good. We tested it out with Movies Are Dumb on Tuesday, and we'll talk more about that in a minute. We've also put Dark Star on there now, I believe, if you want to check that out. Dark Star download, and we put Jackie's audiobook up there and Frank's two audiobooks. Oh, you can do audiobooks on there, too. That's cool. Yeah, you can do everything. And it's like you can get the Gumroad app and watch everything in the app and listen to everything in the app. It's so much better than Vimeo. Nice. I know it sucks to keep moving to different platforms and stuff, but this is going to be worth it. Well, that's why we have a show like this where we can talk to everybody and let you all know that we're not being the president and just jerking everybody around because we can. There's a rhyme and a reason for all of this, and we appreciate your patience there. everybody who's bought something on off gumroad though so far uh let us know how it's been so far do you like your do you like your yeti download have there been any issues with it have you noticed any issues yeah this is your feedback is very important this is the time to talk this is the the company business uh show yeah we need to know what you guys think of it I mean I I played around with gumroad for a while it seemed very easy to navigate and access things uh you don't have to create an account to access stuff you can to link all your purchases in one place but just to buy a download you know you don't have to log into anything which is great um but yeah please email me uh or just say so in the chat or whatever and um let us know how it goes because uh we'd love to move everything over to a platform that isn't collapsing basically it's and we're really sorry if anyone's had issues with uh purchasing downloads lately which by the numbers clearly a lot of people have um we really apologize just shoot us an email if you're having trouble too because we send all those complaints over to vimeo um don't feel like you're just yelling into a void or anything yeah it's a but uh okay see amkr says can't airplay it from my phone at the moment downloaded it fine maybe an iphone issue gonna use usb or hdd yeah airplay is always going to be kind of one of those issues that's a little bit tougher to crack you apparently need some type of special like codec or something as a developer to put that in your playroom or I don't know the gumroad app might have airplay capabilities it wouldn't work for like live stuff but for on demand stuff it definitely would and also if you're using an iphone try using the safari I was using chrome and I was like why can't I airplay um use safari and then you can airplay very easily Matt, we have a few more donations here. Ooh, very nice, very nice. Let's do some shout-outs. And then, actually, let's pick a winner here. We've had this for a while. Yeah, let's figure out who's going to get the... All right, who's going to win the Brave Heroes? Who can it be now? Which is half off through Sunday. From a code Nimoy. Every time I hear the name... Alkanox! Way to go, Alkanox! Congratulations. Congratulations. My ADHD is out of control. I'm like, yeah, let me start an entire story while this thing is choosing a winner. Way to go, Alkanox. Well done. Congrats. Send Chris an email. Every time I hear the name Gumroad, all I can think of is that weird kid song, like the... Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree. Stop, Kookaburra, stop. Kookaburra, save some gum for me. And that's weird because I literally can't remember what I ate for breakfast two days ago, but I remember a song I heard on Barney the Dinosaur back in nineteen ninety three. And that is impressive. OK, we have some donations here. And congratulations, Alconox. Shoot me an email. Chris at dumb dash industries dot com. We will get that download over to you. Yeah. Hang on. Grawlix has a quick note before we move on too much from this topic. Before we commit to Gumroad, talk to some comics people. I remember they were leaving Gumroad in droves a few years ago, but I don't remember if it was a problem with their ownership being politically problematic or using the comics to feed AI. Interesting. We'll look into that. Thank you for the heads up. Yeah, I mean, we're trying it out. It's working so far. It's one of those things where I'm sure in a month we'll discover like, oh, this sucks. And we just won't move everything over. Oh, the owner, it turns out, is actually like a cannibal. Yes, he's a Nazi cannibal. Him and Armie Hammer have been talking cannibal stuff in their personal time. Armie Hammer has a majority share of Gumroad. And Elon Musk has... Army Hammer's a fan of eating the rich. Literally. Okay, we have some donations here. I'm sorry. I've never felt more thirty-four years old in my life than this stream tonight. Okay. What do we got? This one comes from our good friend Ryan S. Thank you so much, Ryan. Ryan, thank you so much. Ryan has requested Carl from Sling Blade singing Loser by Beck. That's a good one. That is a good one. I know most of the words to this, but I just want to make sure that I've got. Because I do know, Ryan, thank you so much for talking to me because I am a loser. Why don't you kill me? You went right past the Spanish there. Do it again. I am a loser, baby. Why don't you kill me? Let me tell you a little story, because in the time of them there chimpanzees, I was a monkey. Mutating my veins, and I'm out to cut the junkie with the plastic eyeballs, spray paint them vegetables, dog food stalls with them. Their beefcake pantyhose, probably the type of beefcake they use in that potted meat I get from the store down the street. Kill the headlights and put it in neutral. Start car flaming with the loser in the cruise control. Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D. Got a couple of couches. Sleep on that there loveseat. Your face is becoming gradually more like Billy Bob as you get into it. I love it. I am a loser, baby. Why don't you kill me? Yeah. incredible thank you so much ryan thanks ryan we got another one here this one comes from Spiroscythe. Spiroscythe. Spiroscythe, who, as always, created an amazing meme. Every week, Spiroscythe kind of watches all of our programming and then comes up with a meme to represent the past week of programming. Comes up with something that would make David Lynch go like, what the fuck is that? Yes, it's usually quite disturbing. Here is this week's. This is called Dummy Tunes, I think. Here we go. Nice! Oh, my God. Okay, so, you know, obviously we will play Looney Tunes games on Monday, which we'll talk about that in a little bit. So we were discussing how Mitch McConnell sounds a lot like Foghorn Leghorn. So there you got Mitch McConnell as Foghorn Leghorn. Of course, Bigfoot and Bigfoot. I'm looking very yellow. Bigfoot and Wildboy, which is pretty much on every meme, and I appreciate that because... Yeah, we are looking quite yellow. We look like we have jaundice. Spirosite, if you think by dying me yellow, it'll make my teeth look less bad in the photo, you're wrong. I appreciate you for trying to save my dignity, but... We got the Yeti, of course, in the very front there. He looks very sad. Look, there's one of the... What are those things called from Star Wars? Oh, the Neimoidians? Neimoidians, yeah. This is getting out of hand. No, there are two of them. That's one of my favorite lines. Do something. Shoot her. Is that what he says? She's not allowed to do that. Shoot her. And then that guy gets just murdered by Darth Vader in episode three, and I've never enjoyed a character's death more in my life. Is that Mickey Rourke in the front? I think that might be the guy from that one music video I put in, the guy who did the autotune country song. But it does kind of look like Mickey Rourke, doesn't it? A little bit. Mickey Rourke's in some hot water this week for saying weird shit to Jojo Siwa on Celebrity Big Brother, which I learned was a thing earlier today. Oh my goodness. Who would think that Mickey Rourke would be kind of a creep to a young woman? He looks so non-assuming. Thank you, Spiroscythe. Spiroscythe has requested, can Palpatine quote Robocop? I haven't got a damn clue about Randy Moore and his fucking Oreos. Oh, when Peter, what's his name? When Peter, it's like Robo wants an Oreo. What's his name? Peter... Peter Weller. Peter Weller, yeah. Someone claimed that they were feeding Peter Weller Oreos when he was in the full RoboCop suit. Yes, I was the one who had the Oreos for RoboCop. We were at the top of the walkway, and Peter came up to me and said, Robo wants an Oreo. And I said, you can ask me nicely if you would like one. Peter can have an Oreo, but not Robo. and bellowing down the hallway, Robo wants an Oreo. And then I shoved all of the Oreos in my mouth at once until they rained down on everybody's head. And that really pissed him off. And then he said, I have no idea about Randy and his fucking Oreos. I think the Oreos did happen. Peter's just being a silly head. It's such a specific story. It's like, why would you make that up? Or he just forgot. Has Peter Weller done a lot of drugs or something? I think he's just done a lot of stuff in general. I want to say he's an art history. He's got a doctorate in art history or something like that in real life. Yeah. he's a scary dude he's not someone I'd want to like cross on the street late at night you know yeah I saw peter weller I'd just be like he's looked the exact he's one of those people who looked like he was like like forty seven years old when he was twenty but then he just kind of looked that way forever it's like the like the the steve martin frank conniff syndrome where you look kind of older at a younger age but then you just look that way forever so it's fine like it's yeah Like, when Steve Martin passes away someday, I'm going to just be distraught because I have no idea how old he is because he's just looked the exact... He's just looked old since, like, Nineteen Eighty-Two. Wait, who is that again? Steve Martin. Oh, Steve Martin. Yeah. Yeah, it's one of those weird ones. Thank you so much. Thank you. We got one more here, and then we're going to get into This Week in Dumb. This one comes... Oh, I got it. I got it. Okay. Very specific instructions here. Oh boy. I have to thank an anonymous donor who sent in a very nice donation. Ooh. They say, please don't sing. So we have to honor. Man dog. Is that you? We have to honor that request. Okay. Well, okay. If you don't want us to sing, is there, so it specifically says it's anonymous then. I mean, I can see who it is. I'm not going to out them. Oh, but they would like to remain anonymous. They'd like to remain anonymous. Okay. And don't sing. And don't sing. Okay. Let me think of something to do that's not singing then. That's an interesting challenge. Well, if I'd have known that my singing hurt so many people's feelings. Mandog says it's not me. I'm just giving you a hard time, Mandog. I've been singing so much here lately. I don't know what to... Thank you, Anonymous. Oh, you know what I could do? I could do the Blade Runner Tears in the Rain speech as Randy Newman. Just don't sing. Mandog loves the singing, see? It ain't Mandog. Because this here Randy Anonymous, and guess what Anonymous, thank you for your tip, but I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attacked ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched sea beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. And all these moments will be lost in time, like Randy in the rain. That was great. Thank you so much, Anonymous. Bart Fargo has got a great idea. I've seen him put this in the chat. Truth or dare. Yeah, you guys could do truth or dare. Ooh, interesting idea. Interesting. Send in a donation. I guess you have to tell us truth or dare because we can't ask beforehand. But we'll do it. Whatever. Okay. Okay. Out here in the wasteland, I'm the one who lives between the living and the dead. Now it's just turning into Bob Dylan. We have a couple more here, but we will get into this. We got a lot to get into. Thank you so much for being here tonight, folks. Let's get right into This Week at Night. This Week at Night. This weekend, um, um, alright, so, uh, so, uh, so yeah, uh, Monday, April seventh, uh, we had the next, uh, Super Dumb Brothers. We played some Looney Tunes games. We did play some Looney Tunes games. What did we play? You played the Tasmania... I played Taz and Escape from Mars, my favorite of those. I played a Daffy Duck and Hollywood game. And you played a Roadrunner game that was like a weird Sonic the Hedgehog ripoff. And then we also played a little bit of a Tiny Toons game. Yes. And there's a lot of really good Looney Tunes games out there. I hadn't even realized before just how many there were and just the general decent quality of them. Whoever was over Warner Brothers' games at that time was just really on the money. They must have had a lot of... Yeah, like, what do they call that? Like, you know, standards that they had to adhere to for those characters. Because, yeah, they all looked great. Yeah, and they were pretty playable. They weren't like the Disney games at that time where the Disney people were like, make this game for children, the hardest goddamn thing that anybody has ever played. Game about Toy Story? Fuck these kids and their Toy Story game. Make it to where doing literal surgery would be easier than this Lion King game we're making. But Warner Brothers had a, you know, they were nice and fun and playful and they captured the spirit of the Looney Tunes well, I thought. And then at the end of the night we played, what did we play at the end of the night? Well, we ended up playing Riff Trax because we couldn't get enough people on Fall Guys. Oh yeah, because we had like five people. We've given up on Fall Guys. Yeah. I love Fall Guys. I do love Fall Guys. When there's an update or something that everyone has to do, you can slow things down. Maybe we'll try it one more time, and we'll give everybody a heads up earlier in the day before we go live what that is. But yeah, so we did some more Rift Tracks game, and yeah, it was a good time. It was a fun Monday as always. I'm trying to think about some of the other random shit we talked about that night, if there was anything good that we were... Oh, there's all sorts of stuff. go on there and watch and if you would like a peek into my my psyche and id and uh and yeah like I I could literally have like revealed that I like committed a murder on the stream and then like a week and a half later I'd be like I don't even remember what I said on the someday the police are gonna come to my door and be like um actually you admitted to a major crime on a live stream like three and a half years ago I'm like oh I couldn't even remember man uh But yeah, so check that out. It is now in the Super Dumb Brothers membership super club thing. The membership involving this one particular thing. We're going to simplify this all soon, so I don't have to remember five names anymore that are all vaguely similar. Things are about to get a lot less confusing over here. But for now, go check it out over there. And like all of our other memberships, or at least like this membership, the most recent episode is free. So if you just want to watch the most recent one, just go pop on there. And it's free to watch until next week when we swap it out with a new one. And yeah, that's how we do stuff over here. All right, Johnny, take them for a walk. Well, we have a guest we've got to bring on because we need to talk. with them I like saying johnny take them for a walk to you like you're about to do like a jazz flute solo or something it always makes me think of like supermarket sweet when david repractice like tell us more like thanks johnny it's like johnny's not there he recorded his things in a sound booth in hollywood like he's not he's not in the supermarket I'm always referencing, like, we need to bring that back in music out. It's like, you know, when you're listening to, like, Poison's Talk Dirty to Me, he's like, CC, pick up that guitar and talk to me. And then he does the solo. We need that more in songs. We do. Chris, pick up that melodica and talk to me. Tuesday we debuted our newest program, Movies Are Dumb. We watched Yeti, Giant of the Twentieth Century, an insane movie that you found, Matt. Thanks for blaming it on me. You, Emmy, and I riffed it, recorded it. We wrote it. We did multiple takes. We did a whole production. We debuted this on Tuesday. So let's welcome the third riffer of that program. Engelbert Humperdinck. I mean, Emmy. Engelbert Humperdinck. You almost said that right. I know. Let's welcome Emmy Martian to the program. Hello? Engelblart Humperbump? Are you? There, there are. Hello, here I am, Dick Swiveler. How's it going, everyone? Emi, we're twins! We are! We got the, I was wondering if Matt had the, if you got the email, is that, is that not the Wolfman? Oh, I thought it was Wolfman, so it qualifies as well. this is my I love the the monster hero toxic avenger shirt that was I thought it was toxic that was personally given to me by lloyd kaufman because it was a misprint in the box of t-shirts that they had made there's a weird purple splotch on the side of it because that's how you get free shit from lloyd kaufman is there has to be something wrong with it so it's nice even better but but yes we're both we're twinsies today yes I love it it's it's amazing me and you I you know um if everybody you know dick swiveler uh my favorite what did I think split the letter I don't know it's one of my favorite dickens characters dude it's a dynamic character in uh in uh the old curiosity shop uh oh okay uh dickens is known for a lot of really wonderful and great names like you know like Captain Cuddlefish, or I guess it's just Captain Cuddle. No, I mean, Mr. Bumblechut. Mr. Bombaclart, what? Mr. Pumblechook, I think it is. There's also, one of my favorites is Mr. Machokemchild. He teaches at the street, Mr. Machokemchild. Oh, wow. He's one of the teachers, I think. My favorite Dickens character is Captain Stroke-a-ma-Dick and Johnny Stromboli. He's my favorite. So, Emmy, I know you were traveling last week. You didn't have a weird and wonderful last week, but I think you were back home in time to watch the premiere of Yeti. Yeti! I shortened my trip by one day. just so that I could be home to watch yeti from my car while the cops were searching my house so that's oh my god yes can you just very briefly tell everyone what happened you're not here we go here's the but I mean yeah I was about to say that this isn't something that's going to get you in problems like the the court system if you know this has got nothing to do with me uh okay yeah well now one of the renters who lives like below me apparently you know gotten I don't know. They took a bunch of evidence. I have no idea. We're not sure. So you come home and there's just like cops in your home. No, no. I mean, my housemate came home from getting food and texted me and he's like, I can't come back in. The cops won't let me come into our house. And I was like, what? And he's like, they're outside. They say they're trying to get a search warrant. And I'm like, what the hell is going on? And, you know, I start making calls and stuff. And yeah, I guess they're, they were, they, they, they got a search warrant just in time. Oh my God. Do you know anything yet? Or no, they didn't. Yeah, they didn't. I've gotten, I know I was asking you, I was like, is it, is it just like drugs or something? Or is it something like drugs disturbing or what? I hope it's just drugs. I mean, I don't, you know, I don't hope it's not. I hope it's not. No, I just mean like that would be way better than he's like, you know, a serial killer or there's like bodies in your basement or, you know, like no idea, like a misery situation happening. Oh my God. But they didn't search your room at all? No, no. I live in a different, it's behind a different locked door. So wait, if they get a search warrant, does that cover the whole house? It depends, but I think this is set up so that I rent actually my own. I rent a space that is mine that has a lock and key that he doesn't have access. oh okay okay well that's good like similarly like so yeah right right I hope it's that mcdonald's yeah all that all the commons area and all the uh although they they trashed they trashed that room too oh my god yeah they they don't know for being tidy usually yeah Don't they even go out of their way to destroy things just because they can? It looked trash. And they don't clean it up, they just leave, right? Oh no, they just left a giant pile of crap. It was just literally, you opened the door, well the door was just left ajar and all you could see was just a pile of belongings of every type and sort just... All in one giant pile in the middle of the room. They should at least have to hire a cleaning crew to come up and fix things up after that. I guess if you're pursuing a criminal, it's in their eyes. Yeah, but they're pursuing a criminal and they destroy Emmy's common areas. I'm just trying to think of it from their perspective. If you went into the Zodiac Killer's house looking for evidence, afterwards you wouldn't be like, okay, let's clean all of Mr. Zodiac's stuff up and make sure it's all... Mr. Zodiac, where did this coffee table book go? Like, oh, it went on the coffee table. I'm definitely with Matt on this one. I mean, like, it's not right, but, like, I get it, I guess, is what I'm saying. Speaking of being with Matt, I do have to say, since this is the double, I know we're supposed to be talking about Yeti, and this has been a very Yeti-focused, but it's also the double-oh-seven podcast, so... Yeah. Hit us with your Bond takes. You are right, Toby Stevens is the bad guy in that, but here's the real treat, is that Toby Stevens is also the best James Bond ever. He's in the BBC audio drama versions of James Bond that are all like an hour and a half each. And they star Alfred Molina, Ian McKellen, Julian Sands, David Suchet, Peter Capaldi, Joanna Lumley. Everybody is in them. Just like every British person you've ever heard of, basically. Pretty much. How have I never heard of this? They do like nine or twelve of them, and they're all phenomenal, and they're much closer to the original stories, but they play like a Bond movie each. They're really awesome. He would make a good Bond. They're trying to say who's going to be the next Bond, and yeah, everyone I've heard people pitch around I'm not big into, but that would be a good one. I think Dan Stevens from Downton Abbey should be the next Bond. Dan Stevens would totally work from Legion or whatever. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I will definitely post that Bond series in the Discord. Please do. That sounds rad. It'll be up in there after the show. Sounds fucking sick. Yeti! Yeti! Yes, and thank you so much. We had so many people watching the premiere live, and it was so much fun. Jen and I were watching on the couch with the chat on the screen, and thank you, everyone, for tuning in. Thank you, Chris and Matt. Y'all brought y'all's A game. I was laughing my ass off. You guys killed it. I mean, we recorded this a few months ago. It's been a few months, yeah. And so we kind of probably all forgot most of the riffs that we've done. Exactly. Like, as I was editing, I was just like, like, Jen was on the couch all the time, and I'm just sitting here at my desk, like, just laughing. Because when you're editing, you have to hear the same riff, like, five or six times. Oh, yeah. Sometimes. So, like, but you guys were just... So goddamn funny. It was a lot to like we were recording it because yeah, like I had to watch like we basically the way we recorded is we did like one recording session where we kind of watched it as just like a watch party like we usually do. And then we went from there and then we wrote again. And then we so I've watched like the first take of this like five or six times. I've seen this more like I hated my first set. That first take was still great as well. Just yeah, that was great on its own. But as a refined product, Chris did an amazing job of putting that together. into a cohesive whole so that it sounded a both natural because it was very natural but also I didn't you know yeah we had a lot of fun cut out all the little little tangents and stuff we were going on and recording and yeah so thank you everyone who tuned in live thank you everyone who bought the download the download is now available at dumb-industries.com slash yeti um And in fact, what do you say we give a download away? We want to see the Yeti's penis. We want to see the Yeti. That was the riff I was talking about last week that I really wanted Chris to... Because we did a second take, and on the second take, his singing the Yeti penis song wasn't as good as the first one. That was my only note for the recording, that you use take one of the Yeti penis song. Yeti's penis we want to see. So anyway, enter hashtag Yeti penis. You'll be in the running for a free download of Movies Are Dumb, Yeti, China, the Twentieth Century. And I'm good, thanks. I've seen enough dick pics for the rest of my life. Yeti! But that download's available now at dumb-industries.com. eleven ninety nine and uh you get the full download uh ten eighty p drm free plus I uploaded matt did a special free uh pre-show oh yeah that's you can download that as well so there's a yeti themed pre-show you can download as part of that I don't know this is gonna be part of the download I would have I would have tried actually no I'm kidding I'd But that's one of the benefits of this new system of Gumroad is there's no limit. We can put so many things on each of these downloads. So hopefully we can really bulk up these kinds of things. And we are already discussing future movies that are done. Yeah, because this is effectively replacing the Chris, Matt, and Emmy watch parties that we did before. That's in the past. Those were super fun. That's in the past. That was early Dewey. This is middle Dewey now. I'd say Matt and Emmy and Chris was more just like us. Like, all right, well, we all have fun watching movies together. Let's put a movie on and we'll just talk over it. And now Movies Are Dumb is way more like... this is it's like we're sitting here to write and make each other laugh and then like we we were really proud I'm really proud I'm very proud of it too that's it's nice to be it's nice I think it's all right I love everybody's like, this is the best thing you've ever done. I like to come on being like, it was fine. No, it was really, really good. Some of your riffs like just stuck on my head. Like some of the songs you, you guys were singing, like, I mean, you doing the, it's not for tuna or it's just for tuna. We came up with new words, even though there were some or whatever, however that went. Yeah. Yeah. Um, But yeah, it was a great time. It was a great time, yeah. If you guys know of any other public domain movies that you think could use the Movies Are Dumb treatment, please send them our way. Yeah, or just things that you think that, you know, the copyright folks will leave us alone about. Like, even if it's like, I guess like, you know, I don't know, like those kind of like copyright gray area sort of, you know, things, you know. because I don't because I feel like I don't know I don't want to steal anything that would potentially be like in mad's territory but uh well exactly yeah I mean and that's kind of the distinction between because don't get me wrong there is there is a movie I was just like oh let's do that and then I was like oh wait no that's that's we should do that yeah exactly yeah we have been thinking of though without uh spoiling too much we've been trying to figure out a way to do like our version of a mad shorts thing but make it our own so uh yeah So there's a little insider baseball for all of you. So yeah, we'll be, we'll be, we'll be doing more of those at some point. Yeah. All right. Let's pick a winner here for the free download. I also liked when both me and you without trying started going like Yeti, Yeti at the same time. Scribbler Johnny. Way to go. All right, Scribbler Johnny. Wait, who's that? Scribbler... How do you say that? Scribbler Johnny, he says. And votes in his special way. Scribbler Johnny, he says. Way to go, Johnny. Congrats, Scribbler Johnny. Shoot me an email, chris at dumb-industries.com. We will get that free download right out to you. And don't forget, movies are dumb. Yeti, giant of the twentieth century. Just head right to dumb-industries.com. You can get your download there. You know, Johnny Scribbler is a lot like Dick Swiveler. Oh, yeah. Johnny Scribbler, Dick Swiveler. Johnny Scribblesauce. Johnny Applesauce. Johnny Fapplesauce. That's going to be my board name, Johnny Fapplesauce. Is anyone taking that yet? What I was going to say is that last night we had Dickens. We had a lot of people with very silly Dickens. Yeah, so last night was Weird and Wonderful Wednesday Watchalongs. What was the movie you watched, Emi? We watched the life... We watched Backdoor Sluts XII. Hold on, I have to... No, it's definitely not. We watched Bowfinger. Jesus Christ. Jesus, Matt. Matt. Yeah, Matt's a big fan. Not number XII. I'm more of a nine through ten person, but... Oh, my God. We watched the life and adventures of Nicholas Nickleby, that being the entire fortunes, misfortunes, uprisings, and downfallings of the entire Nickleby family. That is the full title of the book. um that doesn't really fit on the marquee very well it did not fit on the marquee very well but it doesn't matter when you're the number one best seller you can call your damn well please because everybody's thirsts for for the nickens people yelled it too long foo for its title yeesh yeah um well that's you don't yell it it's because yeah anyways dickens yes um I need to be on admiral I'm sorry keep going amy uh we watched nicholas nickleby which had just about everybody you can think of in it from christopher plumber and tom courtenay uh but but above and to ramallah garai and uh but above all else um Jamie Bell as Smike. The chat can and will confirm that Jamie Bell as Smike steals the show in that lovely, lovely film. However, I do like the brothers because they're very man-dog coded. There's these brothers that are extremely man-dog coded in it. What does that mean? you know it's I I think I think man dog gets it so but there we go I don't understand swampers it has I have two wong fu on dbd hold on to that thank you thank you izzy thank you uh very much appreciate that and yeah uh I I never did see that movie I did see the other one I did see uh priscilla queen of the desert oh yeah are those movies related they can't no they came out within like a few no no one of them is a remake of the other no really what's the remake of what's the remake of priscilla queen of the desert I thought there was a remake is that was that birdcage and forget it no I think birdcage is a remake yeah but it's not of la cage a far however you say that yeah I was just talking about John Leguizamo with Ryan earlier today. Remember when John Leguizamo was in The Pest? That's what I was literally just about to bring up. The worst movie ever. And I was about to bring up General Zod. Did John Leguizamo play General Zod? Alright, Superman! Kneel before me! no that's that's that's look that's the it's terence stamp delivering that iconic line oh yes yeah terence stamp the great good old chancellor velorum uh rocket dave says two wong fu is a little similar to priscilla but it's not a remake oh is it like a like a bug's life ant situation where they're like kind of similar things but aren't related Priscilla came out first. Nineteen ninety four. Jackie. Jackie says, I get what Emmy is saying at Man Dog. Yes, I know what you mean. I know what you're saying. Thank you, Jackie. I appreciate the support. I appreciate that. But anyways, Dickens is is amazing and a lot of fun. And I'm glad everybody enjoyed it. It's so nice to be back. But next week, we're going to have. We're going to have Hal Hartley movies. So not only is the book of life going to be the feature weird and wonderful Wednesday watch along, which is going to be amazing. But also on Monday night for TV at Ten, I'll have another Hal Hartley movie. And then on Thursday, I'll have some Hal Hartley short films. Hal Hartley. But Hal Hartley is amazing. He has the most stilted dialogue in the industry. And you'll watch the movie and you'll be like no two humans have ever talked. spoken to each other like this ever before and this is and you'll you'll love every moment of it because they're some of the best movies ever made so yeah loving every minute of awesome everyone joker Posey James Urbaniak who else we got we got Martin Donovan PJ Harvey It's quite the cast list. Dave Simmons. It's hardly fun to say. Everyone join Emmy's membership over at dumb-industries.com slash weird. Totally free to join. You can also sign up for two dollars a month or five dollars a month. All that support goes straight to Emmy. Emmy, do you have a minute? It'll be Book of Life for Ash Wednesday. Oh, Book of Life for Ash Wednesday. I never know it's Ash Wednesday until I go outside and everyone's gone. And everybody looks like Brother Ichabod. Maybe I should do like a witching hour thing on Wednesday. After Weird Wednesday wraps up. I thought everybody looked like they'd just come out of the mines. Emmy, do you have a minute to stick around for our intermission video? What time is it? It looks like it. My schedule... You hesitated. Leave. what's that make it quick make okay I'll try oh yeah so are you being held hostage jimmy are you are the police at your door again if you're in trouble blink twice uh wouldn't it be great if we just did an entire live stream where it seemed like we were being held at gunpoint by someone just the entire time just like and our next show is I've watched some streams like that uh matt what are we watching here you found all right so yeah so I found this intermission video we might not watch all of this we can skip around but this is as you know it's it's chris and i's uh birthday coming up and uh this is a super cut of uh there was a show on mtv at one point in the two thousands called my super sweet sixteen about just teenage girls who are just over spoiled and given just these massive birthday parties and they always act like the hugest even though they're given literally a party for their sixteenth birthday bigger than my sister's wedding Now, I've only ever seen one clip of this show ever, so I'm going to be really shocked and amazed if it is the same clip. But I also. Yeah, OK. And this is like this is a super cut of Meltdown. So, yes, we can watch the first couple and then we'll skip to the number one. OK, I can't. This is such an idiot. I ruined the whole party. Everything just ruined. You know what's weird is, honestly, like, every bar mitzvah, sweet-sixteen party I ever went to, like, it always ended with the kid, like, crying at the end. Yeah. Like, it's inevitable. Like, yeah, I didn't get this for my sixteenth birthday party. No. My sixteenth birthday party, my dad took me and my friend Taylor to go see the movie Three Hundred, and then we went to Hooters. That was my sixteenth birthday party. I was out of town. You're out of town? I was, I was. I went out of town to hang out with my real friends. It was great. Thank you for kicking Freshman out of her park. Yeah, those fucking Freshman. I think it's worth that spent in the metal hospital imagine being security for one of these parties like I would just want to walk into traffic if that was there's like being a security guard is a great profession but having to be security for like these assholes would just make me want to die but I think that's all the people that because those are the only people that can afford security so it's always the assholes that's why you don't want to be I didn't really feel bad for them because they knew they weren't in I mean, you know I was security guard for sorority houses for a few years, man. Like eight different sorority houses. It was great. Some of them were terrible. We have one rehearsal left. I just hope that everybody takes us seriously. So would they document the whole lead up to the party? Yeah. Oh, yeah, because that's all the things, you know, like watching the parents and they're getting stuff and the kids like, do you want they're like, do you want this dress or this dress? And the girl's like, I think both dresses are ugly, you know, and it's like, oh, God. Who rehearses a birthday party? The most important thing is to make sure everybody is like going to a wedding in India for like to be in some kids party. You mean in Bollywood or whatever? Oliver Olang asked if this is Teen Mom Janelle. I thought the name sounded familiar. I never watched any of the Teen Mom stuff, so I don't know. Oh, Teen Mom. But it's possible. Our friend Tracy Carter has a huge Teen Mom. Oh, yeah. Tracy's great. She just got some big gig lately. That was really cool. She's been like opening for Dave Attell. Yeah, that was it. Good for her. I know. Shout out to you, Tracy. I know you're not watching, but you rock. Since I'm a dancer, my dance is supposed to be perfect to the T. still seems so manufactured it's like they probably told all these people to act a fool till till uh she broke you know oh yeah the producers are manipulating I mean these are all good yeah yeah go ahead and skip skip to the last two let's go to number two here okay because they're they're building I think so yeah so these are going to be the here we go That girl with a pager on? Oh my god, this is the most two thousands coded outfit ever. There's more than one person that has a double popped collar in this crowd, I think. Oh my god. If you didn't get one, I'm sorry, but I don't know you. Holy crap. You didn't get one? Fuck off, you poor prick! So Juan gets Robert Riva's invitation. Why is the Monopoly man there? Yeah, why did you make this guy wear a top hat? Like, what? What the f***? She's gonna be the lead character in the next season of White Lotus. I have to know what white collar crime this girl's in prison for now. Or what store she shoplifted from. How did she get it though? She found it on the floor. maggie you're such a stupid because you took a fan to my party after telling me earlier today that my flat ironing made me look like gerard way if this is how she acts when there's like a team of cameras on her you see but like that other girl is about to crack up laughing you just saw the smile on her face I wish I could take them seriously Yeah, I think you might be right, Emi, that, like, well, like, I don't think the main girl is in on it, because, yeah, they're trying to get her to, like, break and be just, like, a bitch, but, like, yeah, I think the producers are probing some of the friends and stuff, yeah. Go over there and tell her this. Make her fuck up, yeah. You gotta love someone who calls her friends idiots. She lost her shit when her mom gave her a brand new Lexus a few days earlier. But it's the wrong color, right? And that, and that's the, uh... I thought she was gonna get, like, a Honda or something. I just got a party for my fifties, I didn't get a car. Happy birthday. Did you guys- I never knew anyone that got a car for their birthday. Oh, yeah. Not a new one, anyway. I know some people who got, like, a used one, but, like... But, like, not, like, a new one with, like, a ribbon on it? Yeah. I've never known anybody who got a car with a ribbon on it or a bow. I don't think it's real. It's just movies. I think it's real. I've definitely seen people at Christmas time drive around the day after Christmas with a big bow on top where you can tell they just got it. If I ever own a car, I'm just going to always get one. Wow, you failed at being a mom. Way to go. I think I'm gonna give the car back. My mom would like beat my ass in public. I have to apologize for my daughter's behavior. Oh, I ruined everything. Yeah, pretty much. The f***ing hater. They had no intention of giving her the car back. You ruined my life. I f***ing hate you. We're leaving. Really? I'm gonna go swimming in our pool so no amount of money is worth this either way she's made herself look like a fool today tell the maid not to clean up my room I want it to be messy today everything's got everyone's got that's it the party is off wow it's also weird like Like they clearly you know, this girl got paid to be in this show And so she signed a release waiver and took money to to do all this like it that seems yeah I mean like there's definitely something a little manufactured about it but also I believe people like this really exist too sure sure but why would you why would you also then be like yeah let me take some money and put this in front of the world so that they all laugh at me or whatever it just it seems it seems an extra I was even even if even if it was manufactured I was like I still wouldn't want to like do it manufactured because I just what who do you you don't want to be that person like oh you're that person or whatever well yeah it's like you try to go get a job later in your life and your bosses are like doing a cursory search of you on the internet and like that clip comes up rob thinks maybe producers made fake invites yeah those what were those invites though it was like exactly somebody like a fan it was like somebody stirred the pot for sure it was like the bachelor she was like giving out like or you know like one of those dating shows where like brett michaels gives the pass to you know who the girl is I have made some elaborate uh invitations to to my parties okay I'll let you know I i I went through this party and I took the comics page and I took out all the dialogue of various comics characters and made it the directions to my party and stuff. That's awesome. I love stuff like that. I think one year for my birthday I made it look like a movie ticket because we were all going to the movies. Chris's birthday party. You make that on, like, Print Shop or something? Yeah, what was Paint? MS Paint, probably? You don't remember Print Shop? I think that was pre-MS Paint and stuff. It must have been. Yeah. I don't know. You know, remember when paper had the holes on the side and you had to, like, rip off the strips with the holes? Like the dot matrix printer? Yeah. Yeah. um emmy thank you so much for stopping by I am I I'm yes you're welcome everyone get movies are dumb yeti giant of the century everybody get yeti everybody do the yeti everybody walk the floor everybody do the yeti sore um but yes uh and Oh, I was about... I'm on a tangent. And if you would like a preview of Yeti and you missed it the other night before you commit to a full download, I will be doing an exclusive Encore presentation of it following tonight's broadcast. I'm not going to be playing it a lot, though, so you've got to catch it now before you can ever again. Well, okay. I mean, but also I'm going to be doing TV at ten, too. You have to choose. You have to choose. Uh... yeah anyways um all righty it's so good I'll see everybody later for for some more dickens if they want as well um but y'all take care do it uh and and I definitely I'll see y'all all on monday I hope um for sure yes some uh I've got got something real special planned for my oh yeah all right cool all right talk to you later later okay matt should we get it to come to the dome no okay um let's do this real quick because it's already yeah all right god uh tomorrow not tomorrow saturday april twelfth that's your birthday man that is my birthday be thirty four even though I look sixty five I know Our friend Jackie Naiman Jones is going to be teaching an all new edition of Jackie Naiman Jones Paint Parties. And we are painting this amazing garden kitty picture here. Hold on, let me upload this. The garden kitty, the famous. The famous garden kitty. The famous kitty. Paint Parties is the online art class we do every second Saturday with Jackie, Naaman Jones, who you may know as Debbie. Oh, look at that garden kitty. This is the painting for Saturday. Kitty in the garden. I hope everyone paints their own cat. Is there an Ichabod in here? but yes jack and amy jones paint party is always so much fun uh and we also have the b movie themed online art class they had to paint that's every fourth saturday uh what are we doing this month for that one because is it still is it the vote still happening or the vote has been decided pulled the calendar here The audience has decided your next American Idol will be... Oh, yes. We're doing The Deadly Mantis. Ooh. Which means we'll be watching the movie The Deadly Mantis just before class. It's me being a mantis. Dumbindustries.com slash Jackie. That's where you can sign up for class. Your first thirty days are free. So... Check it out, everyone. Check it out. And we've got more stuff in the works with Jackie coming real soon. Jackie was just on a trip with Mandog. They were doing some work on a documentary. Probably be hearing more about that very soon. Yes. Oh, and this is what I always love doing. The Thursday before class is raffling off a seat to this Saturday's class. Yeah, a little raffle, so if you've never... Oh, no, not this person. Yeah. There we go. That was actually funny. We should just always have that on deck, just some girl losing her mind. You just ruined everything. You ruined everything, Chris. Maybe that should be the plot of the next Witching Hours. It's Shami and Sweet Sixteen. Oh, yes. Let's talk about that off-air. Everyone enter hashtag paint parties. You'll be in the running for a seat to this Saturday's class. I think we have another shout out here. Suck it to me, baby. Oh, no. I'm sorry. Someone signed up for the class. That's what that was. Oh, okay. All right. Thank you for signing up. Thank you for signing up. Thank you for your patronage. Thank you for your patronage. Your patronage. Everyone who ends up winning a seat to this class absolutely loves it. They always end up becoming a full time student and it's only fifteen bucks a month. You can access both classes, paint parties and the hands of paint. Yep, and if you sign up for the combined Hands of Paint, Paint Parties class, you also get access to the Odds and Ends collection. That is one of the collections that counts towards access there. A bunch of stuff on there. The Witching Hour, only place you can watch the Witching Hour right now. Matt, Nemi, and Chris. Martian Shadows, all up there. I think we've got some of the Dave Hill stuff on there. Oh, we do. The disco dancers. Which I'm also going to be playing later tonight. Tonight after we go off, I have a whole special dumb presentations block planned until we in the morning, which that's something else we should talk about too. We're experimenting with expanding the hours on dumb television again. Yeah. So let us know how you feel about that. The twenty four seven feed. It's a lot to handle if we do that. but uh we are experimenting just uh streaming overnight as well so yeah um so yeah it goes so yeah so those of you who've noticed yeah there we got some more stuff uh going on in the evenings now so yeah so I'll be playing a bunch of our special presentations I think I've got our our jason x uh live riff playing later too so oh that's that's one we don't put on very often I don't put that on very often, yeah. But the theming felt right, and it's a week to celebrate the garbage the three of us make together. So it felt like the time for it. All right, let's see. Who's going to win a seat to Jackie's class this Saturday? uh way to go congratulations that's like the twelfth time rush more yankee has won a seat to clash class yeah we really got to investigate this I know is it rigged did somehow rush more yankee hack the StreamYard giveaway tool. Rushmore Yankee says give it away. Nah, if you're... No, you won, buddy. And you know the drill, of course. Send me an email. Chris at dumb-industries.com. I'll send you the... I think it's just the law of averages. We just do one of these every week. And if you just come every week and you keep putting in, you know... That's why. That's why. You'll get somewhere eventually. We have a hundred and forty-six people watching. That is bananas. Thank you so much, everybody. Oh, my goodness. Plastic Spork said we should impose tariffs on Rushmore Yankee. That's funny. Well, it's been discussed. Many people are saying... Tariffs need to happen. I realized just now we skipped over something that we're doing tomorrow night. So let's congratulations. We're doing a marriage appeal show chit chat and tidbits. Oh, that's right. At eight p.m. Eastern. I forgot to put it on our outline. I'm such a dumb dumb. Such a stupid idiot. Stupid, stupid, stupid. Chit chat and tidbits. No, no, no. Oh, my God. man I'm trying let me just get the god damn it I'm sorry okay keep going I normally love it uh head to dumb dash industries.com slash clubhouse we're gonna be doing that just for clubhouse members so that won't be on twitch um and that's at eight p.m eastern and we just hang out with you guys, answer questions. We'll probably discuss the White Lotus finale. We won't spoil anything if you haven't seen it. Okay, now, Matt, you can do your normal thing. I just wanted to get that out before. Now you can go back to your work. Hey, why? No, no, stupid, stupid, stupid. No, stupid. uh all right so that'll be tomorrow jackie's classes on saturday of course uh we got new super dumb brothers on monday we're gonna be playing some assassin's creed three yeah played in years a little newer game we like to switch it up every once in a while I'm gonna fire up my wii u because that's what I played it on and uh but then tuesday it's april fifteenth my birthday tax day happy early birthday yes And the Mads are back. A night of springtime shorts. An all new live stream from Trace Bilyeu and Frank Conniff. Yep. History Science Theater three thousand. And we found a bunch of insane shorts. Some of them are kind of springtime related. We were looking, maybe doing some shorts about taxes. And then we started watching shorts about taxes. And it's just so dry and boring. Yeah. Who would think that movies about taxes wouldn't be very fun to watch? It's just the most... you know how accountants are always known for being such lively personalities uh but making this extra special is uh we're going to be joined by very special q a guest kevin mcdonald from the kids in the hall yeah I'm so happy lilo and stitch and all kinds of stuff yes seinfeld hey he was on seinfeld too he was on seinfeld I feel like everybody was if you were just working in new york in the nineties there was like a like a seventy five percent chance you could wind up on seinfeld oh yes um but the uh yes that's uh I'm so excited kevin mcdonald's huge huge influence on me and he's our growing up was kids in the hall come on yeah he's the the third kids in the hall related person you've you've interacted with at least because you've interacted with uh dave foley before and then uh and then paul wrote the book and directed that documentary oh yeah I was like wait who are you talking about yeah that's why I said related but yeah like paul myers who wrote the book um uh about the kids in the hall and they made a documentary based on they used paul's book as the basis for it um yeah so we're uh yeah we're slowly you can basically say we're like we should be on the kids in the hall wiki by now we're pretty we're pretty important to them yeah producers of the kids in the hall at this point we're pretty close with all of them you know um And Kevin McDonald just had his one man show at Soho Playhouse and Frank Conniff was in it. I got to go see it. It was super hilarious. Second time I saw it, I saw Kevin do it at the Bell House a year or two ago. yeah dave hill is in the show yeah janine garofalo who we've also met and basically if she just had modern technology she would have wound up on something of ours by now yes she does not have a laptop but she runs in kind of that whole crowd I've interacted with her before she's cool she's awesome So, yeah, I cannot wait. It's the best birthday ever. I get to meet Kevin McDonald. Yeah, I get to tell him how much I love that scene in the movie where he talks to his son and he like pets him like he's a dog. Oh, God, it's the greatest. The second time the kid leans into it and that's what makes me. Did you clean the gun? Yeah. Bruce McCullough is doing a live show around here. We should try to go see that. that I really want to see uh I can say I've met but let's do a quick giveaway for tickets too because I know a lot of folks did you see the doctor did you see the doctor in me did you see um yeah tickets are at dumb-industries.com slash a night of springtime shorts enter hashtag springtime we'll pick a winner in just a minute springtime for shorts Basically, we called it a night of springtime shorts because once the numbers get past a certain point, it just really makes you feel old. Yeah. That's right. The last one we did was a night of tunes. I don't think we're going to number them anymore. It's kind of just, you know. Yeah. We're going to go with the Fast and the Furious formula, I think. Yes. It'll just be like shorts twenty or whatever. Shorts twenty. Mads are back, the knight of shorts. Yeah. Knight shorts. Knight shorts. Knight shorts. That's actually pretty good. Maybe we should call our thing that. Knight shorts. It almost sounds like a superhero who would, you know, from the nineties, who was known for wearing like hip nineties shorts. Yeah. Like a guy who has cargo shorts on, who looks like Batman, but he has cargo shorts instead of a utility belt. And that's where he gets all of his gadgets from. gotta have one that's like knight in shorts redemption or something is that night shorts up on that building no relax kid night shorts is just a myth and then night shorts jumps and his the wind catches his cargo pants from the bottom and acts as like a parachute and then he lands they're like how does he have so much stuff he's like he's like cargo shorts baby All right, let's pick a winner here. And then his sidekick is named the Jinko Kid. It's a kid who's wearing a pair of Jinkos who also, his pockets are full of things. Mercenary Elf. Congratulations. Way to go. Congrats. We will get that sent right out to you. Get you added on the guest list. We're going to put you on the list. You're on our list. You're on our list. You're on our list is one of those things where it's like depending on the tone you say it and it changes the meaning of it completely. Like, oh, you're on our list. Like, yeah, but you're on our list. Like, it's all just it's all just inflection. All right. We got one more thing to highlight and then we'll get into our future presentation. Yeah. And that is we're doing an all new movie Joe night on Tuesday, April twenty second. And we're going to be watching the horror at thirty seven thousand feet. Yeah, we watched some Leonard Nimoy last month, and we're going to watch some Shatner this time. And it's another movie where Shatner's in plain drama. I can't wait. Chuck Connors is also in it? Chuck Connors is also in this, yes. And who else? There's someone else big in it. No, I can't recall off the top of my head, but it's going to be great. I wonder if they'll reference the Shatner Twilight Zone at all in a joke or a passing reference or something. Oh, Buddy Epson. Oh, Buddy Epson's in this. Nice. Yeah. But yeah, Chuck Connors of Walk the Dark Street fame will be making an appearance. I think he was in another movie, Joe Knight, we did or something. Was he? Or we watched something else with Chuck Connors. Someone go on the MST three K wiki and pull up Chuck Connors and tell us what it says. I love that I have a job where when I don't know things, I can just consult Wikipedia about it occasionally. Someone's like, you did make that, Matt. And I'm like, oh, cool. Yeah, so that'll be... Tom K says it's really scary. Now I'm excited to watch this. I like... The movie J-Nights are always fun because we found a sweet spot and that's the, you know, the year of the movie. I think you could do I've tried to find some things that are like a little bit more early eighties I think that you could pull off yeah I also think that there's probably if we could find a short enough one that like a lifetime movie would would do great with the two of you but yeah oh yeah yeah yeah definitely That's a good idea. Maybe find like Farrah Fawcett's The Burning Bed or something. But yeah, that'll be happening. And of course, we have stuff going on all the time at Dumb Industries. Please get on our newsletter, dumb-industries.com What's the Mary Jo Peel Show theme this month? Mary Jo Peele's show theme is going to be, we're going to have etymologist Ari Hauptman on the program. He's a fascinating dude Mary Jo's friends with. And he's an actor, too. He was in A Serious Man. If you've ever seen that, the Coen Brothers movie. Super hilarious guy. He's a professor at the University of Minnesota. and uh we're gonna just be talking to him about mary jo and I have a lot of grammatical pet peeves and we're going to consult him on a lot of those I have a list we keep in a google doc things that I hate when people say drives me insane you know like can we have an example thing that you're gonna ask him about okay it really it annoys the hell out of me when someone says uh like matt and i's show the mystery hour instead of like matt matt and my show is the grammatical way that's the correct way to say oh But people put apostrophe S on eyes. Like they make eyes possessive. I feel like I've probably done that before. Well, it drives me up the wall. At least it's better than like me and Matt's because that's, you know. Right. Like Matt and eyes is incorrect, but it's at least more correct than like, yeah. Grammatically. I think that's what I just said earlier. Grammatically. Grammatically. I don't know. I have just like weird little stuff I get hung up on. Like how, like when someone says that they were electrocuted, if you were electrocuted, that means that you, you died from electricity going through you. That's if you, if you didn't die, then you were just shocked or, you know, you, or like the difference between hanged and hung, you know, like people say like that guy was hung and I'm like, well, that means something incredibly different than what you're trying to say. Uh, yeah. Yeah. That guy was hanged. You're like, ugh. And that guy was hung. And you're like, ugh. But we sent an email out to Clubhouse members earlier today, actually. We'd love to hear your pet peeves and questions you may have for Ari. You can send them to linda at dumb-industries.com. And you can also shoot a video of you asking a question. All that info was sent out to you. David Carradine was both hung and hanged. That's very funny, Oliver. You deserve the shout out that you got earlier. Way to go. Okay. All right. It is that time. You have all done it. Thank you for sitting through our business presentation. It's time for our future pitch. All righty, so tonight, I need to get my Apple TV turned on to do this. Tonight, we are going to be doing some forgotten birthday episodes of various shows. And here's what we got. So the first two are a little bit more classic. The third one's a little bit more modern. And the last one was just wild. And I feel like the wild card is probably what's going to win of all of these now that I'm looking at it. But first off, we have Full House. There was an episode of Full House where I believe they forgot Michelle's birthday. Seems likely one of them. And then there's the family matters. That's the one where they forgot Urkel's birthday. It's a later episode, too. So he's like he's like turning twenty or something. And he's still wearing that outfit from when he was a kid. And it's kind of awkward. that's kind of the one that I hope wins uh we have an episode of drake and josh uh which is a newer entry if you want to get a little two thousands e which we don't do a lot we don't play a lot of younger two thousand stuff so so that could be a fun difference for all of us uh I think the wild card's gonna win it matt But also, I like the last pic. There was apparently a pilot called The Little Mermaid's Island that came out in the nineties. This is a live action Little Mermaid show with a real Ariel and puppets playing all the fish and crabs. And it's kind of creepy and disturbing. And it's about like they forget Flounder's birthday. and so that one's kind of interesting I think and then our lastly our wild card I found last week for our pranks episode a vintage episode from the seventies of Candid Camera hosted by I believe Alan Funt hosts this still and yeah so if you want to watch what seventies people thought funny pranks were that is also an option I used to think those things were pretty funny or like the just for laughs pranks that they used to do Oh, the link doesn't work. Hang tight, everyone. Oh, works. It's working for me. Huh? Matt? Where'd Matt go? What? Oh, there you are. Okay. For some reason. Is it working now? The link? Is it working for you, Matt? Are you able to get on it? Well, I can't click on the link from over here unless you put it in the private chat, but. Oh, right. Oh, Landon Newt says it works now. Okay. Okay. It works. We good. We straight dog. Why did that happen? No, no, that was a weird and also it said right when that happened, it said my microphone was disconnected, which nothing had happened to it. And I tried to reset it and it wouldn't work. So that's why I had to refresh right now. So just like a, like a ghost just went through the live stream. And it's so weird though, cause it's the same live stream. It's the same link. Maybe when I posted the first one, it was, I left a, you left a letter out, out or something. Yeah, that happens. All good. All good. The wild card's gonna... I think the wild card will win. I've been thinking a lot while we're just sitting here and just waiting on people to vote. We had a game night last week with our friends Josh and Colette and Jackie and Matt and then Chris and his wife and then Inga and I were all playing along and... somehow like uh I think we were playing quiplash and the topic came up of like alph uh what he's doing now and I said that he would be uh in jail for storming the capital on yeah on january six and I've just been thinking about like for since then just like what if alph had just uh had a whole turn into being a right-wing personality this late into his career like I just realized I spelled it full horse full horse that's funnier I mean people probably been saying this for the past five minutes I just didn't notice full horse I like this. That's kind of funnier. Razor's Edge, the fuck is going on? Yeah. You tell us, Razor's Edge. It's so weird. It's literally the same exact length. But yeah, I've just been thinking about, like, Alf talking to, like, Ben Shapiro about, like... Anyway, all these woke college campuses are indoctrinating our kids. Yes, I agree, Alf. And if you look at the statistics, you'll see that people who don't go to college are actually much less woke than... That's what I'm saying, Ben. I'm so glad we agree on these things. Remember Alf? He's back. In fog form. Full Horse, the Mr. Hands video. What's the Mr. Hands video? Full Horse is another video made by the people who made Backdoor Sluts Nine. Or Twelve. Whatever I said it was. Did you not see the series finale of ALF? It was dark. What happened? Uh, the, the, the government gets him like he's a, it was like they ended it on like a cliffhanger. It was one of those types of series. And, uh, yeah, like the government gets them, but I thought they made a movie later on that explained what happened to him or something. They did. I think I was actually in a store the other day and they had an action figure of Alf. If he was dressed like Bruce Springsteen, you know, with like the, like the denim and like the headband and everything. And I was, I was very tempted to buy it. Oh, man. Hey, guys, this is Alf. I'm telling you, we're watching candid camera. I think that's a safe bet. All right, let's see. I'm going to hit show results. Whatever's in the top spot. Sometimes there's a tie, and then it's just up to whoever votes for the next one. Let's see. Oh, by a vote. See, voting is important, everyone. Candid camera. Two votes could have meant we were watching creepy little mermaid puppets instead of... I like the amount of people that voted for The Little Mermaid, though, because it does sound fascinating. Yeah, go on YouTube later. Well, I guess that'll be our wild card for next week, so don't maybe watch it. But yeah, it's a live action, and they try to, with creepy puppets, do Sebastian and Flounder, and it's weird. Oh, one more person wants Candy Camera. Okay, well, it's definitely one, then. Yes. Give me a minute. Get it up here in StreamYard. Give me one reason to stay here. And I'll watch some Candid Camera. Can you get the music? Yes, I can. Now, this is from the seventies, Candid Camera. This is, yeah, this is, yeah, like mid seventies, I want to say.
It’s Thursday and Matt & Chris are BACK in the Mystery Hour van having settled their differences of opinion on Rogue One, and are naive enough to expect viewers to want to watch one of many prank shows, which gets derailed by this week’s wild card: an episode of the Spike TV original, Stan Lee’s Stripperella.
It’s Thursday and Matt & Chris are BACK in the Mystery Hour van having settled their differences of opinion on Rogue One, and are naive enough to expect viewers to want to watch one of many prank shows, which gets derailed by this week’s wild card: an episode of the Spike TV original, Stan Lee’s Stripperella.
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Feature Presentation: Stan Lee’s Stripperella
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It's almost better that way. Yeah, seriously. I love that drawing. That is an excellent drawing. Okay, the blue shirt, that's my rendering of a beach. I love it. That's just so great, people. Oh, and that should get this baby out of me. I'm sure the point of this is not for me to clarify. Perfect! This is why I hate games. I love it better that way, Mary Jo. No, seriously. Get this baby out of me. Thank you. The End so so What up? What up? What up? Hello. Hello, everybody. It was touch and go there for a second, Matt. I didn't know if you were going to make it. I was here, but my stupid computer wasn't connecting to my phone as a camera. I was here. Do you ever have that happen? I'll feel like I'll be walking through my apartment sometimes doing nothing. The Mac's like, hey, you definitely want to use your phone as a camera right now, right? The screen changes on my phone. It's like, you are now a camera. You're like, what? I'm just walking through the living room. But then the minute I'm trying to do a stream, I'm like, okay, time for you to be my camera phone. It's like, what? Yeah. What? Can you move that fan away from your microphone? Yes. There we go. Ooh, you're coming in hot. Hold on. Talk now? Hello, yes. Oh, there we go. Okay. Sounded like we were talking through, like, a jet engine. You know? Oh, yeah. Like every Trump presser where, for whatever reason, he's, like, in front of an airplane. Like, it's the most important news to, like, you know, ever happen in our country is, like, it's a great day for america I just want to make this announcement about my enemies it's like could you just not be in front of a fucking plane if you're gonna be the way you are like it is insane uh it is insane we're not here to talk about that tonight we're here to talk about just mostly to talk about oh yeah we're here to talk about hot sauce our new sponsor are we finally getting a sponsor maybe that'll that'll that'll uh turn the tide that's that's when you know we'll officially be on the the downward slope of the show when we uh if we accept sponsors yeah we're pretty committed to never having sponsors so I don't know it would be pretty nice to have some blue chew just hanging out around you know like just some some boner pills you know to you know it's uh it's a weird thing let me put a different background let me do my david lynch background um What were you just talking about? Sponsors. Sponsors. I hate sponsors. I hate watching sponsors. I hate ad reads. I hate all that crap. It's horrible. We will never subject you guys to that if we can stop it. I mean, yes, there's ads on Twitch, but we don't really have much control over that. I don't know. Speaking of which, you can watch tonight's program completely ad-free over at dumb-industries.com slash mystery hour. But ads suck. Ads are terrible, man. Ads is... It's capitalism just in little bit pieces in front of your favorite shows and stuff. Ads are horrible. Anyway, here's an entire program that's just advertisements about the various things we have coming up. No, it's not entirely that. But Dumb Industries Mystery Hour, for those of you who are new here, we are going to be talking a little bit, just a little bit about what we've been doing here at Dumb Industries and what we got coming up. But, you know, our main thing is to come together and to just talk to all y'all, to hang out, to answer any questions y'all might have about stuff, and to, you know, of course, at the end of the night, watch some garbage that I have found on the internet, which tonight we are doing prank shows, mainly two thousands prank shows. I've got one retro option because They got better in the two thousands. If you ask me, like the higher the budget, the funnier the prank. Yeah. Well, the two thousands were like a golden era of just like tastelessness on television. So it's like some of them got just like, really, it's like, you know, what would be a funny prank is if we convinced you that your nephew died in a house fire. And then while you're crying and yelling up, why God, why at the sky, we're going to pop out of a van and be like, gotcha bitch. Like that was kind of the vibe of a lot of them. Yeah. There was a show called buzzkill on MTV. That was, it was like the precursor to jackass, but it was like really mean kind of, they'd get like, they'd get like a, uh, people on vacation to go on like a big foot tour or something. And then they'd have like a guy pop out his big foot, um, and like taste them and stuff. And it's like, this looks a little dangerous. Like people might fall off a cliff for an MTV prank show. Now, I do want to say, speaking of these kind of things, and I will tease this one option we have, because I think you can probably intuit what a lot of the options are based off the theme. One of our options is Punk'd, and it's the famous episode where Zach Braff, he thinks that children have vandalized his car, and you nearly witness Zach Braff assault children on camera before the producers step in at the last minute. They're like, whoa, whoa, it was a prank. It was a prank. It was a prank. Don't. I know. I was always waiting for that show for there to be a bad thing where, like, You know, it's like they're trying to prank Bruce Willis and he just pulls a gun on them and kills someone. And they're like, Oh, was prank Bruce. I promise. Because, yeah, I don't know how they did that. He's like, What'd you do? But we've got some other options, too. And then I've got for intermission video, I've got some clips from another show that I wanted to include as an option, but I couldn't find an entire episode of. I could only find two short little skits from it. So that'll be our intermission. Because we also have our wildcard option. So you people could potentially just derail all of our hard work all week. You people, you out there, you know who you are. People are mentioning Jackass. I like Jackass a lot. Turtle J's anti-prank. I understand the anti-prank sentiment. However, I mean... Yeah, most of these are kind of fun. I tried to only... Like Eric Andre pranks. I'm sorry. I just find that hilarious. Yeah, even like the jackass pranks, because I mean, like the jackass stunts were, of course, pretty brutal, but the pranks were all just stuff like, you know, it's like Johnny Knoxville is like, you know, out in public in a full body cast and he can't pull his pants up. Like it's nothing that like, you know, it's more demeaning and hurtful to him than it is to anybody. I used to love when Tom Green would like dress up like an old man on like a scooter and he'd go to like supermarkets and stuff and was like bang into things like that's that's my that's I like that kind of prank. that's good stuff yeah or uh or even like a old before he became you know a horrible creep and weirdo sasha baron cohen like those old rats where he just goes out in public oh those are so good those are so good those early ones yeah bruno too they did some really funny things with bruno um Yeah. So, man, I really included an L.A.G. show in this or maybe not. I understand people not really liking. Yeah. Prank pranking in general is a very kind of hard art to pull off without coming off as like hurtful. It's it's why so many people are pretty anti April Fool's Day because, well, not well, I mean, they're just people who just don't understand how humor works and think a prank is just, you know, like like a mean lie you tell somebody april fool's day I think since like the pandemic it's been like frowned upon basically it's just like come on well yeah well usually every year at around this time there's enough going on that people are like look I don't need one more thing today yeah uh so yeah we're gonna watch some prank shows so this is our tribute to april fool's day without having some lame joke on our website or like you know announcement and I did have an idea the night before April Fool's Day, and I told this to my wife. I was like, let's change everything on the website. Change the logo, everything. Where it no longer says dumb industries, it says dumb, D-U-M, bindistries underneath it, right? Chris, no. It'd be like a Mandela effect type of thing, where everyone's like, wait, has it always been dumb bindistries? And we're like, yeah, of course, it's always been dumb bindistries. I think a better one is to, is to change the spelling. Like I used to spell movies are dumb where the dumb was spelled weird, where you just rearrange the letters and we kind of just do like a, like Berenstain bears where we're like, it's always been spelled that way around. If you just not noticed. Oh, plastic spork says smart industries. All right. We're going to do that next year. What does someone else say? Oh, Cowbot says, I hate prank shows. What's the wild card? The wild card for like the eighth time is Stanley Stripperella. So you don't want to watch a prank show tonight. You can watch Stanley. You can watch another tasteless television show from the two thousands. It's a real embarrassment of riches tonight in terms of options. uh so yeah that's what I love about dumb industries is that you can learn about like nice arty movies on wednesday and then you can come here and I can uh tell you all about room raiders a show where where people were judged based off of the quality of their dorm rooms Anyway, oh my gosh, I don't even have our outline pulled up over here. I was coming in hot tonight with my camera issues. But I should say that, you know, of course, like every show, we are going to be doing our live shout-outs for donations. So donate any dollar amount. We will do one of our patented live shout-outs. I like singing things in weird little voices, and we like doing impressions. We've been answering some questions here lately. We've kind of branching out. If you basically, you know... anything you might uh want us to do or think you could get away with we'll do it we'll basically do anything we'll basically do anything we're uh we're below shame at this point yeah so it's at the dumb industries.com donate make sure you uh donate to the dumb industries mystery hour make sure everyone gets properly compensated um also we're on blue sky and discord I just dropped those links in the chat very nice two favorite places very nice my wife we already have a couple donations here shout outs all right first we got one from spirocyte who has sent in his spirocyte thank you name of the week this is a good one oh I can't wait Spiroscythe that watches all of our programming and then compiles a meme just based on things we've discussed in the past week and it's like basically a dumb fever dream nightmare. It's basically if you get done watching one of our programs and then you take like three Ambien yes um so here we go we got well it's the racer head right front and center with the uh nice very nice background does that represent ska or something you got matt television oh we did you had an amazing matt tv on tuesday oh yeah yeah some more is that newt gunroy with matt's sunglasses that is newt gunroy with or one of the neimoidians I'm not sure which one yeah stop this is getting out of hand now there are two of them we should not have made this bargain anything without the approval of the senate how sad is it I hate that movie so much and I can quote so much of it from memory it's just because you don't hate it we discussed this last week matt the deliveries are just so memorably weird that I can't uh you know forget them ever it's like uh I like how Bigfoot's in the corner here jumping. Yeah, he's in the middle of one of his patented slow-mo jumps and the smell my dumb. I guess that's a take on the... I think I included an ad for the smell my gack, the gack that smelled like things from the nineties. What are the kind of things that it smelled like? I think one of them smelled like pizza, I want to say. And one of them smelled like... I don't even remember all of them, but it was just like, yeah, just like weird. It was the nineties. I'm sure the smells were all like, you know, like... like armpit and you know and like yeah stuff I don't like artificial odors they bug me something that's definitely given you brain cancer if you own one of those by now like it's it can't be anything good you know that made it smell like that I also like he put carl from sling blade right I forgot that that's what he kind of looked like I always just yeah I can't do the face very well that's the that's the final part of the like Yeah. Maybe if I did my face a little bit more, like, it would help my impression. Mm-hmm. Actually, it kind of does. Maybe I should take to doing the whole face from now on. Ain't got no gas in it. Mm-hmm. You know, this really is kind of helping. Mm-hmm. They took me out of the nervous hospital. They said, why'd you kill Jesse for? Why'd you kill Jesse for? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yes, Matt, shave your head. That might help. I think if you shaved your head, you'd look a lot like Billy... What's his name? Billy Bob Thornton. No, to look like Billy Bob Thornton now, you have to have a weird Jamiroquai hat that you wear all the time and a headscarf. Have you seen what Billy Bob Thornton looks like now? No, that doesn't surprise me. It's like Johnny Depp. He looks like Captain Morgan's gay brother or something. It's like that kind of vibe. Well, thank you so much, Spiroscythe. Thank you, Spiroscythe. I think you should thank Spiroscythe as... Oh, yes, we didn't even do the... Yeah, I guess I should just do like... Maybe I could do like Carl. You know what? I've been listening to... It's been a very gothy kind of week weather-wise over here. I've been listening to The Cure a lot, to quote the wedding singer. So here is the lyrics to Friday, I'm in love, but by Carl, so... Well, let me tell you here, Spirosythe, I don't care if Monday's blue. Tuesday's great and Wednesday too. Thursday, I don't care about you. It's Friday. I need some french fried taters. I don't care if that there Monday's black. Tuesday, Wednesday, heart attack. Okay. I think, is that enough? Thank you so much. I made the meme. I thought it deserved a little longer, but not much longer. Just a little bit. Next one we have here is from Ryan S. Thank you, Ryan. Thank you. Ryan has requested the ghost of David Lynch calls Michael from When Michael Calls. The ghost of David Lynch calls Michael. I'll be David Lynch and you'll be Michael from When Michael Calls. Okay. So wait, do you call me or? Yeah, I guess if I'm Michael, I'm the Michael's the one who I'm the one who calls. OK. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hey, my David, can you hear me? Who is this? Well, this is your nephew, Michael. I'm stuck outside here at the bus stop and the bus hasn't come in nine and a half hours. The bus schedule's off. I don't know what to do. Michael Douglas. No, it's your nephew, Michael. Michael Jackson. I was who the Eraserhead baby was based on. You've got to come help me. I'm scared. It's dark and windy. Is this some kind of a joke? I'm scared. Someone come get me. Put your coffee and cigarettes down and stop writing your script where one person's two people and come help me. Is this Michael Caine? Oh, my God. I'm just going to try calling Jack Nance. Michael J. Fox. Is that you, Mikey? All right. Thank you so much, Ryan. I started getting phlegmy toward the end. I couldn't. All right. Let's do one more. We'll move on. We got some more. We'll do some more in another break. This next one comes from Punk Nerd. Thank you. Punk Nerd says, nothing more than hi, and I had a great time on Tuesday. Love you both. Oh, thank you so much. I'm glad you dug it. Yeah, we'll talk more about that here in just a minute. But yeah, that was a lot of fun. And thank you so much, everybody who hung out for that. Thanks, Nicole. You did like five and a half hours. I did like six hours. Yeah. I think it's the longest I've ever just streamed by myself doing a thing. So it was it was a lot of fun. Well, don't forget, I mean, you're OnlyFans, though. Do you count that in it? How long you've streamed? Well, that's true, because I have that camera where you can just watch me sleep from that website. Yeah, there's the one that's inside my toilet. Yep, that's a popular one. There's a feed to the camera pill I was given before my colonoscopy that I requested to stay inside me so you can see what the copious amounts of Mountain Dew and Reese's Peanut Butter Cups are doing to my insides. Oh, no. Val Kilmer died. Someone just in the chat just reminded me. Yeah, I've been real sad about that. I'm famously, I think, the biggest Batman Forever lover ever, and it feels like my Batman died a little bit. know he was in a lot of good movies too not just he was yeah hello he was in top secret you can only you can tell people's political affiliations sometimes by which val kilmer movies they remember because basically every right-wing person in my life is like tombstone he was in oh yeah tombstone yeah that's right man he was big for a while the doors That Doors movie is great. Kyle McLaughlin's had a rough year losing. He lost David Lynch, and now he's lost Val Kilmer. I famously asked Kyle McLaughlin... Well, famously, Jesus Christ. I met Kyle McLaughlin one time at a wine event, and I just couldn't think of anything to ask him because it was one of those situations where you had to talk to him. And, you know, because we're all going through a line at the table to get our pictures taken and stuff, and I panicked. I was like, who is crazier to work with, Val Kilmer or Dennis Hopper? And Kyle McLaughlin paused for me. He's like... I don't know. Me and Val got along great. Him and Oliver Stone had problems, but I thought we were all right. And Dennis Hopper, you know, he was sober when we made Blue Velvet, so that was good. I think the craziest person I've ever worked with is Sean Young. And I was like, wow. That's what everyone says, though. Sean Young. I've met Sean Young. Really? I can verify Sean Young. Get out. How did you meet Sean Young? What? You haven't heard this story? I don't know if I have. She came to QED once at an open mic. Maybe I have heard this. Pissed drunk about ten years ago. wow and uh attacked uh the owner um oh wow it was an insane event and then she like tried robbing a bank in astoria like a week later or something wow I had trouble for that so insane yeah she has issues I guess she's a safe person to on so kyle mclaughlin didn't feel yeah I feel like a bad person for sharing that with me uh yeah I've learned over time that it's before that was like a notorious thing I feel like I maybe saw that she showed up at QED or someone mentioned, but I don't think I'd heard the entire story around it and everything. Yeah, it was nuts. That's great. So, Punk Nerd, thank you so much. Thank you, Punk Nerd. Yeah, what should we do to... Oh, yeah, I was doing kind of gothy songs. So, here's Tiny Tim doing... Here, what's another good one? Oh, just like Evan, that's a good one, so, uh... Show me, show me, show me how you do that trick. The one who makes me scream, she said. The one who makes me laugh, she said. And threw her arms around my neck. Show me how you do it, and I promise you, I promise that I'll run away with you. I'll run away with you. It gets me every time. Punk nerd, just like heaven. Thank you, punk nerd. Thank you, punk nerd. All right, we've got so much to get through. Okay. Let's get into this week's Slum Deal. Slum Deal. And we'll do more shot. We have more shout outs in the queue here. We're doing more at the next. Yeah, we got more. We just gotta we gotta we gotta keep things moving along. We gotta we need to like almost like a producer like an old show to just like stand behind our computers and she like you gotta keep it going. Gotta keep it going. Stretch. Cast is unconscious. We're sobering him up vamp for a while. Let's see. Okay. Coming up first, we have amazing deals on the Dumb Industries website every week, all the time. Head to dumb-industries.com slash deals. Right now, you can get twenty percent off any T-shirt with promo code T-shirts twenty. That's right, Jim. Dumb-industries.com slash deals. Deals. Deals. Deal with it. Deals. I need a soundboard. I know. I want to hook up my iPad and just have a bunch of squares that I can just press, you know? yeah um anyway yeah speaking of uh speaking of dumb industry stuff speaking of dumb industry stuff just everything we talk about that's gonna be my new uh segue when I don't know how to segue the dumb industries mystery hour mystery club is a thing and it is free to join it's on our website dumbnashindustries.com forward slash mystery hour what is the mystery hour mystery club you ask Good question, other me. The Mystery Hour Mystery Club is on our website and you can watch tonight's program completely ad-free. So if you're watching us from Twitch, hi everybody on Twitch. We love you. We thank you. We appreciate, you know, we get the ad revenue. So if this is... That's cool how you want to support us. That's great. But you could also, you know, follow our or subscribe rather to our Twitch channel. Use your free Twitch subscription, whatever that Amazon gives you. Or you can just watch this completely free from the website. We leave it up all week long. So if you miss one night live, you can catch it just, you know, before a new episode replaces it. Or you can kick in two bucks a month and watch the whole back catalog. Two bucks a month. That's insane. But I should also mention, oh, also mention, all Dumb Plus memberships. I should also mention, and Sean Connery is our new person, the Dumb Industries Mystery Hour. All Dumb Plus memberships, which means any membership that gets you access to the on-demand programming. It's free for your first month, so head to dumb-industries.com. Oh, yes, you get a free first month, a month of... It's an excellent deal. excellent to watch all of our dumb shows and I think it's what you're experiencing is the quickening no uh yeah so uh dumb plus memberships are first are free for your first month and then like always every week we're doing a major back sale and uh this week is no different we're doing the beach girls in the monster lassie don't you know Uh, it just, uh, it's, I can't keep that going. It's six dollars through Sunday with promo code. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, uh, if you do not yet, uh, own the Beach Girls and the Monster, uh, you should, uh, check that out. Yeah, six bucks. Pretty cheap in today's world. Six bucks? That's, that's like nearly, uh, eight times less expensive than a Switch to digital game. So it's, uh. Uh, so yeah, enter hashtag yeah, yeah, yeah. If you're watching this live, you'll be running for a free download of the Beach Girls and the Monster. That was a fun one. If you haven't seen it, it's pretty true to its name. There are some beach girls, and there kind of is a monster. Very Scooby-Doo type. There's a lot of singing, a lot of beach vibes. Who was the Q&A for that? Liz Winstead. That's a good one. Of the Daily Show. She's a nice lady. Oh, she's the best. She's a legend. She answered a hilarious question about... She and Craig Kilbourne famously clashed when they were both on a daily show. And someone asked during the Q&A, how do you feel about the final scene in Old School where Craig Kilbourne drives off of a bridge and kills himself or whatever? Yeah. I can remember if you were about to bring up, uh, was the, I don't want to give away too much, but, uh, but is the, was that Willem Dafoe story she told us, was that on the show or was that just something in the green room? She told a hilarious story about Willem Dafoe. I don't, I don't remember if it's, but you didn't let me finish my, okay. I'm sorry. Okay. Keep going. I thought you were done. So the question was, how did you feel about Craig Kilborn dying, his character dying in old school? And her answer was, on a scale of one to I can't stop masturbating to it. It's funnier when she's headed, obviously. Yeah. Um, but yes, Liz Winstead, Craig Kilbourne seems like the kind of guy he just has one of those faces. You just want to like smack, you know, some people just do have very punchable faces. I think it's like a weird, it's like a weird quality of nature. Like I'm trying to think of some other people with punchable faces. Uh, The main guy from Greta Van Fleet, I think he has one of those faces. Do you know who they are? That whole band. I don't even know what they look like. I've just heard a few of their songs, and I'm like, I'm pissed off. They're all in their late twenties, but they all, for whatever reason, look like they're ten years old, and then they sing off-brand Led Zeppelin songs. And the lead singer, you can tell he just thinks he's God's gift to Earth because he's a white guy who dresses like a Native American and does weird spiritual poses while he rips off Robert Plant. Oh, yeah. Fuck you, Greta Van Fleet. We got a few more donations here. What do you say we do? A few more shout outs while people get their entries in. Next one comes from Paul Reiser. Paul Reiser, yes. My papa. Papa Papa riser. Thank you so much. Paul are who we just assume is Paul riser. Sometimes the comments in the chat. In fact, one time he was watching with sometime he was watching with Helen Hunt. Yeah. You got to get Sigourney Weaver to watch with you on these days so we can get her on board with this. How can we think? Oh, yes. Hmm. See, trying to think of what are some other Oh, I know what I could do. Uh, uh, I haven't, I haven't, uh, gone, uh, into, I've been singing my goth songs. I did, uh, you know, a couple of cure songs, but, uh, here's heaven knows I'm miserable. Now is saying by Gollum going out to you, uh, Paul Reiser. Um, Oh my gosh. What is, let me just, uh, Oh, now I remember how it starts, so it goes like, so, I was walking in the haze of a drunken hour, and heaven knows I'm miserable now. I was looking for a job, and then I found a job, and heaven knows I'm miserable now in my life. Why do I give valuable time to people who don't care if I live or die? Well done. Thank you, Paul Reiser. Thank you. Thank you, Paul Reiser. I hope the next time you try to reboot Mad About You that it goes your way. Next one here comes from Long Torso. Oh, thanks so much, Long Torso. Long Torso, thank you. Long Torso says, I would love to hear what it would be like if Columbo was trying to sell Brother Ichabod a subscription to Omaha Steaks. All right. Turn Columbo into a Omaha Steak salesman. Let me... Okay. Excuse me, sir. Yes, yes. What is it? You've caught me in the middle of my midday skin regiment. Oh, I'm sorry to bother you, sir. It looks like you've got a busy day going on in there. But I just wanted to ask you, have you ever heard of this subscription service, Omaha Steaks? No, what is that? Are they steaks for killing vampires? Oh, no, sir. Or Mitch McConnell? Oh, you got it all wrong, sir. See, my wife, she turned me on to this. Oh, if you like steak, I'm telling you, Omaha Steaks is the way to go. Mrs. Colombo loves them. Now... Now, when I eat a steak, I prefer for it to be extra crispy, well done. I prefer it to have the consistency of a pumice rock. Can I make these steaks that well done? Oh, sure, sure. You can do whatever you want, sir. It's up to you. Then I cover it in A-one sauce. Oh, now, sir. And chipotle mayonnaise. Oh, now, sir. You don't want to do that to these meats. Fine cuts here. I feel weird being Columbo being a salesman because it's just not in his nature. It's kind of out of character for Columbo to try to sell somebody something. Maybe he's undercover. Maybe he's trying to... Someone said it's not a subscription service. I'm on their website. They do have subscription plans. are you really on the omaha steak website you can lock in an extra ten percent off your omaha maybe we should get a sponsorship from omaha steaks and matt we'll just eat steak all the time we'll just become oh my god that could be our whole thing yeah we become we become a steak live stream where every week we eat a different cut of meat or like with a different temperature and we just get way in the weeds with it I just go full hank hill um okay we got a couple more all right the next break but let's pick a winner here and don't forget the mads are back beach girls and monster six dollars with promo code yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Serena, Seventeen Twelve. Seventeen Twelve. I assume Seventeen Twelve is the year you were born in. You're an immortal being like me, so I appreciate your attention being on this program when you've clearly lived through things like the Salem Witch Trials and... Have seen some shit. Thank you. Thank you. Congratulations. Shoot me an email. Chris, a dumb dash industries dot com. We'll get that sent right out to you. I also want to mention this before we get into this week in dumb. We had our very first dumb it forward giveaway. Nice Tuesday. We had of Helen Hunt, the movie. Yes, forward. We we had this is a new thing we're trying out. If you had the dumb dash industries dot com slash dumb it forward. uh where members of the dumb community can pledge items from the dumb store and then you guys can enter to win them and we just choose people at random we did a raffle for uh three dumb audio books three winners were chosen on tuesday and notified um and thanks huge thanks to angry algonquin who inspired the entire thing yeah thank you since we launched that we've had other people just emailing us like hey I'd love to um I'd love to also sponsor a product. So if you had to dumb dash industries.com slash dumb it forward, uh, you could see all the things that people have donated that, uh, we're going to give away on May first. And, uh, that includes audio books, uh, posters, t-shirts, tote bags, just all kinds of cool stuff on there. And you can get it absolutely free. I just want to point out that Helen Hunt is watching tonight and has just told us to not mention her co-star from pay it forward. And, uh, Oh, is that Kevin Spacey? Oh, now you did it, Chris. Yeah. Ooh. See, Helen Hunt, are you aware of something called the Streisand effect, Helen Hunt? You just you put it in our head. And so you remember, I was like, who is there a problematic person? Russell Crowe might be problematic. Russell Crowe is problematic because he just likes to fight people. I think it's he's just he's just a drunk Australian man. And that's just fighting around the world. I love that Russell Crowe had an entire auction to raise money for his divorce, where he auctioned off movie props, including the jockstrap he wore in Cinderella Man. Oh my goodness. And John Oliver bought it and donated it to the last blockbuster in Alaska, so if you go to that blockbuster, they have a display case with the jockstrap from Russell Crowe in Cinderella Man in it. Yes, I love that. uh pretty great joel osment yes that's what I meant oh she meant yeah that's yeah yeah the very problematic uh hayley joel osment he seems like an actual like a really cool guy he seems like a chill guy yeah he's uh he's done all right you know it's a great hayley joel osment movie we'll get back on track here in just a second have you ever seen the well yeah that uh but have you ever seen secondhand lions before Is that with Michael Caine? It's with Michael Caine and Robert Duvall. It's like the definition of a dad movie where it's like... It's so boring. If your dad has never seen it before, show it to him and he'll love it. It's like the definition of a dad film where it's got heart, but it's got just enough action. It's where Haley Joel Osment goes to live with his two uncles who had past lives living in the Middle East being adventurers, and now they live in the middle of nowhere and just buy all these crazy animals and shoot at salespeople. it's a great movie I recommend it uh anyway second hand lines all right that's it for this week's dumb deals let's get into this weekend I kind of like that using my mouse is like a bomb tick off to like this weekend bomb you need to get one of those clickers that like uh you know that like uh steve jobs is used on like you know presentations to like advance stuff you know that's when you know you're real I can just hold this pen and pretend that's what I'm doing yeah just like where bob dole he always had a pen in his hand well that's because he couldn't move that hand he his hand was permanently like this from nerve damage but was the pen like stuck in there or I think he just put a pen in it because it looked less weird if that he was just holding a pen then just walking around like this Makes sense. I bet you when Bob Dole masturbated, he had great grip, though. If he was just able to just get that hand around it and just clamp shut, just be like, you know. Is Bob Dole still alive? No. He died, right? Yeah, he's been dead for a little bit. He was like a hundred and twelve, I think. He was one of those guys. He's one of the few Republicans that when he went on Saturday Night Live, he was actually like really funny. Like if he had done that SNL appearance that he did like before the election, it could have changed a lot. But but, you know, whatever. Anyway, Monday, March thirty first twenty fifth twenty fifteen. Jesus, man. Twenty twenty five. I'm you're I'm having an entire stroke on camera. Don't mind me. I'm living way in the past. Anyway, Monday, on SuperDumbBrothers, we played more Ghostbusters games. It was part two of our Ghostbusters stream. You played the Extreme Ghostbusters game for Game Boy Color, which was odd. Egon had a ponytail in it. Yeah, the extreme Ghostbusters and and you got to drive the Ecto one kind of. And then yes, and then we're just engaged in a side scroller where you just get lost and frustrated. That's like the definition of one of those games that like your mom would buy you from Toys R Us and for like Christmas and then you would play it for like fifteen minutes and be like, what the fuck even is this? And just like you never turn it on again. Oh yeah. I'm glad you can just emulate all those games now instead of paying forty five dollars and finding out the hard way. That's why I'm not getting a Switch Two for another ten years. I'm just going to wait until I can just emulate it all online. Instead of wasting your money on things like this, the Minority Report game for Game Boy Advance, which is horrible trash, and one of these days I'll figure out a way to play it on stream. It is so bad. uh anyway we played ghostbusters it was a good time uh I wasn't shitting on bob dole I'm sure bob dole was a fine gentleman he's a nice man he seemed like a decent dude I'm not uh I'm not shitting on him or his service or you know he was a I don't know what he thought this is a this is a comedy live stream we're going to occasionally say things that are are weird and off key we don't always mean all of them he seems he seems like a nice man uh But that episode of Ghostbusters, us playing Super Dumb Bros, playing Ghostbusters, now on demand in the Super Dumb Bros Super Club. That's right, Chris. Which is... I'm just going to keep saying, I'm just going to become like Ed McMahon, and I'm just going to like... Yes. That's right. Yes. Yes, sir. Yes. So yeah, check that out on demand Tuesday. was April Fool's Day and Matt pulled the ultimate April Fool's Day prank. He fooled all of you guys into watching his live stream. I did. Yeah, we did another Matt TV. We had this is one of those weird months where we had like an extra week, I think. Right. Isn't that kind of the deal? No. So Emmy's traveling. So we usually have Martian shadows on the first Tuesday. I never leave my home. My concept of time is cute. I forgot why we decided to do this. But anyway, we had an extra Tuesday open. So yes, I stepped into my old-timey role as music video DJ and... uh basically just uh treated the stream like it was mtv for six hours but in a way to where like I wish they would in real life where like the first two hours were like normal and then as the night got later and later like I just started slipping in more and more like weird shit to the point to where like if you were still watching at one thirty in the morning it was all like oh it was all just like trash blue eyed lady did not get a notification from that tv it sucks we missed it hey guess what we're not going to archive it because it's a copyright nightmare yeah that's that's why we don't do it as much I think you could still watch the replay head to dumb dash industry yeah we keep the replays up for a little bit matt tv you just got to put your email in there but I think though let me just double check but the replay should still be there all five and a half hours of it yeah so you didn't miss it you can still watch it for now may not be up forever But yes, that was a lot of fun. Yeah, we played a lot of... Oh yeah, happy birthday, Jen, again. Yes. We had a lovely dinner. Nice. We finally caught up on the Righteous Gemstones. Nice. We're all caught up on that show, which is amazing. Yeah, it was a good birthday. So why do you do it, brother baby Billy? Well, it's because I'm selfish. That... That show kills me. I didn't care at all about that show until Walton Goggins showed up, and now I'm all about it. It's so good. Brother Baby Billy is one of the best characters of this decade. Yeah, everyone's good. I mean, Jesse Gemstone, Judy Gemstone, they're all hilarious. um okay um yeah again emmy is traveling so we did not have a weird wonderful wednesday watch along um so this week we told her off we're not having you on the show no she's still traveling so she couldn't be here tonight yeah should we have some extra banter for a second how do you feel about the switch too chris uh you know switch to I'm not gonna I never get a console you know like when it first comes out I just got my switch last year like nine yeah it came out so I think I waited like a year after the switch came out to pick up mine so yeah I'll wait until it's reasonably priced and the games aren't eighty dollars but I'm looking forward to playing it like I'm sure that will never happen I know I'm I'm looking forward to like playing someone else's Switch for a little bit, but I'm not going to I'm not buying one anytime soon. I couldn't believe it's not OLED because I was that's what made me happy. I got the OLED because I'm like, well, you know what? I might have the better deal right now. I'm also wondering if Switch One games are going to start going down once that comes out. Probably not. Yeah, that's always my thing. I've finally reached the age where I don't care about new generations of consoles, but it does excite me that the older generations will go down. I've been seriously looking into getting a PS Four lately because they're so cheap and the tariffs and everything. That could... change any any moment but uh but for now it's like yeah for like two hundred bucks you can get like a whole ps four and there's some great games for that and like the ps five I can't even think of that much exclusive to that that's you know the mario kart game does look great I gotta say but it doesn't look eighty dollars great like it's no but it's it looks like a cool the logical next Mario Kart game, I guess. I'm still very upset that they cucked Donkey Kong and they took away his masculinity and they redesigned him completely to look like another fluffy creature. Donkey Kong used to be the most masculine... This is just going to become a men's rights against Nintendo podcast. Donkey Kong used to wear a tie in the games when I was a kid. They gave him a fucking gun in one of them and now he's this cuddly little creature and... okay we got a donkey kong game where they gave them all guns is nuts but so okay anyway wednesday there was not a show last night but emmy will be back yeah next wednesday with an all-new weird wonderful wednesday watch along the movie is nicholas nickel by I believe by charles dickens based on a charles dickens book um and then there's all you know every wednesday eight PM Eastern Emmy does an all new show. So tune into that, head to dumb dash industries.com slash weird. and uh you can access all you need to access that um matt is it already intermission time this is scary I think so oh my god all right let's get into it let's oh you know let's do a few shout outs and then we'll do our intermission uh this next one comes from scribbler johnny thank you so much thank you thank you pal uh scribbler johnny says enjoy every bagel i do enjoy every bagel we live in New York City we get the good we get the good bagels genuine bagels is it like what is it like there's a theory that it's like the water that makes the bagels like Larry King very famously had a bagel shop in Los Angeles where he would import water from New York like every day to make the bagels to that is insane um what are your thoughts on scooped bagels Chris that when they take all the dough out they take all the dough in the middle so it's like it's like a bagel skin basically that you're eating but with I find it offensive as a native new yorker I find that very offensive I don't know I've had ba if you ever have a bagel outside of new york city it usually is pretty terrible you know but that could just be because I'm so used to new york it's like eating pizza outside of new york it's usually pretty bad well a lot of pizza in new york is also bad I have to say that new york pizza is very overhyped I think no yeah it kind of but a good new york city when you find a good place when you find a good one it's it's good but like I don't know there's some bad new york places I've ate and I'm like where I think I could just go to the sparrow which is you know knock off new york pizza and it would be about as good chicago pizza have you ever like eaten that like in chicago that's a like some I jam with I haven't but I don't really like the really that's like the thick crust right Yeah, you have to eat it with like a fucking fork. It's a I don't know if it counts as pizza, really, but it's great for me, dog. Scribbler Johnny Scribbler Johnny, thank you for your donation. It's me, David Lynch. I am in heaven, obviously. It's pretty up here. There's a lady. Thank you, Scribbler Johnny. I ran out of gas on that one. Why don't you do Carl from Sling Blade thinking Scribbler Johnny? We already did Carl tonight. Okay. Because I think I've got a song. I'm just trying to think of a voice that I haven't done. Oh, you know, I could do Michael McDonald. Well, I don't know if that would work for the song, I'm thinking. Oh, just do one. Just do Michael McDonald. That's good. uh you know I'm just gonna freelance make up a song we're just gonna do this off the top of my head so uh scribbler johnny scribbler johnny thank you so much for the money scribbler johnny scribbler johnny uh you make me happier than rice or ronnie Yes. Fiddler Johnny. He came from some... Next one we have here is from Natalie L. Thank you so much, Natalie. Natalie, thank you. And the amount of four dollars and twenty cents. Hell yeah. Love it. Well, Natalie, I gotta thank you for your donation. It's Lieutenant Columbo. And I feel a little out of sorts. I was walking door to door and selling Omaha steaks and... Boy, Mrs. Colombo was not happy with me today when I got home. Didn't sell any steaks. But thank you for your donation. It's Lieutenant Colombo. It's Lieutenant Colombo. You know what I can do, Olive, for whatever reason? I can just work your name in, Natalie. I can sing all of the Weird Al Yankovic theme show theme song, which is kind of long and arduous. Let me see. I can work your name in, Natalie. So, oh, this is the story about a gal named Nat who lived in a sewer with her hamster pal, but the sanitation workers really didn't approve, so she packed up her accordion and had to move to a city. city in Ohio where she lived in a tree and she worked in a nasal decongestant factory and she played on the company bowling team and every single night she had the strange recurring dream where she was wearing Lederhosen and Nevada sour cream but that's really not important to the story well the very next year she met a dental hygienist with a spatula tattooed on her arm but she didn't keep in touch and he lost her number and then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm uh I don't know I could keep going for a little bit but it's uh I don't know is that enough yeah thank you Natalie thank you so much Natalie um And we got one more here from Lucius C. Lucius, thank you. Lucius Fox. Lucius Fox, now Mr. Wayne, if you wouldn't mind. Hey, they haven't put Lucius Fox in the new Batman movies yet. That would be cool when they introduce him. Yeah, I think they should get Steve Harvey to play Lucius Fox. Morgan Freeman was pretty good. He did what with the Batmobile? Can you just imagine, like, Batman doing something ridiculous? Like, he, like, you know, drives out of Wayne Enterprises, like, in a Batmobile, and then it just cuts to Steve Harvey, and he just, like, looks at the camera, like... He does that thing where he just, like, puts his hands up and walks away. Oh, that'd be so great. Oh, Mastermind. Batman did what to the Riddler? Tyler Perry. Yeah, I could do Tyler Perry's Lucius Fox. That could work. Or you should get something like Eddie Murphy. Give it to Eddie Murphy. That could be fun. Eddie Murphy would be good. But he's Eddie Murphy. He's got a star in the movie if he's in it. yeah like those alfred lucius fox roles that's what you give like elderly like british people who've had lives of like dignity in the theater and then the last thing they do before they die is be like alfred in the nine thousandth batman movie uh lucius thank you so much hey why don't you thank lucius um oh yeah it's michael caine uh oh and uh you know good to not be the batman no more master lucius I'm begging you, sir, please don't be the Batman no more, please. I swore to your mom and dad that when I found you in that alley, when you was just a little rugamuffin off the street, I wouldn't let you put on hockey pads and be the Batman no more, so please don't do it, Master Wayne. Please don't fight the Bane. You can't even understand what the fuck he's saying. What are you going to do when he monologues at you? Please don't be the Batman. That was excellent. Thank you, Lucius. Thank you, Lucius. Doris Leachman's going to see Weird Al in June. Nice. Have you ever seen Weird Al before? I have. And that's actually why I want to highlight this. Treadwell Jays says Weird Al's coming here. And I was about to buy tickets when I found out it's an outdoor venue in Florida summer. I saw Weird Al right here at Forest Hills Tennis Stadium. Literally a hundred and two degree weather. Oh, my God. Completely packed. Weird Al played for two hours, had a whole string orchestra, did not once acknowledge the heat, just put on the most amazing show ever. Nice. And the only acknowledgement was at the very end where he's walking through the crowd and he's just like got his microphone. He's like, huh? It's toasty out here, huh? Like, that's the only how it's made. It was like literally any change in every song. Yeah. Well, luckily he doesn't do the Michael Jackson fat suit anymore, so he didn't have to worry about having that on in that weather. But I saw him in two thousand three at I think it was like he has like an outdoor amphitheater in the summer, too. And he yeah, he brought it. That was it. Oh, trouble. Jay also sent in an amazing video and I have not responded to him yet. But Jay, I got it. It's amazing. um more of that soon um okay let's uh that's all we're all caught up on donations okay are we doing intermission now yeah why don't we just let's do that let's do it man sorry where did I put my giant two leader in the brown I can't find my drink. Anyway, tonight's, uh, intermission videos, uh, cause they're both pretty short. Uh, it's, uh, I've wanted to find one more show. Cause as, as you all know, tonight's theme is a prank shows mainly from the two thousands. And there was one called boiling point. that I loved that was on MTV and I could not find a whole episode of it but they did have like two of the skits from it clipped out and they're both pretty awesome so amazing so we will watch those in their entirety now here we go here can you get the music and I'll oh yeah yeah let me This is MTV's Boiling Point. And the point of Boiling Point, wait before you do it, the point of Boiling Point was it was like a prank show. And like the people who didn't know they were on camera were basically had to tolerate something annoying or weird going on for a certain period of time. And if they lasted whatever, like two minutes or whatever, they would get money. So that was... They're out for a quiet brunch. And then this guy shows up. Jonathan's the nut job. Missy's the waitress. And we're going to harass the fuck out of some diners today. Watch him walk by and point at your dick and go, you've got a small penis. I would already be out there being like, what the fuck? See, that's what I don't know if I, because I live in New York and I don't know if I would just be like, yup, same weird shit as always happening out here. Seventeen minutes. No one's going to make it. I would have already been out there, like, punching him. Have any of these shows ever just, like, had an assault happen on camera? Like, there has to be. Probably just put in air. He should have been wearing a trench coat, too, on top of that. Just make him extra creepy. Ah, the trench coat. The clothing of perverts everywhere. Well, it's because they finally complain about him and then he leaves because the waitress is in on it, so... Maybe I should just start doing this, like... If you guys heard about this book called Dianetics, it changed my life. This would legitimately terrify me. He does have, like, he's wearing, like, the creeper glasses, even. Excuse me. Hi. There's, like, no way to get rid of this man, right? Dude, this guy keeps bothering us. Shoo! Shoo! Go away! I doubt he'll come back, but if he does, tell him to shoo. Shoo. Just tell him to shoo, like he's, like, a rat or something. Shut up. I would have already been out there yelling at you. Maybe that's what happens after the loss. It's not funny. MTV's like, yes it is. Like I said, like, these shows were all made by, like, sociopaths. Like, if you gave Patrick Bateman, like, a producerial role in a show, this is what he would make. That's disgusting. Go away. Go away. Zach Hughes doesn't take me seriously. It's like a David Cross. What's the problem? You're bothering us, all right? You have a problem? You're staring at me. Get out of here. What's the problem? You're bothering everybody. Where's the camera? It makes me nervous. You're making everyone uncomfortable. No one appreciates. Beat the shit out of you. You think MTV would watch this and just be like, maybe this was a bad idea. No, you take it easy. Just leave the shit alone. Oh, they were a minute and a half away from winning. There's really nothing funny about this. Well, I guess it's it's I don't know if it's so much meant to be funny if it's meant to just like you're meant to see how much these people can take before they just, you know, because it's boiling point, you know, it's like funny about it. We're not seeing the full seven minutes because it's boring. Well, that's a problem, too, is, yeah, like it's a slow build. Sure. You just won a hundred dollars. Oh, they only win a hundred dollars for all that. Fuck you. Persevered nearly twenty minutes of harassment. Here's a hundred bucks. Here's a hundred bucks. Your next therapy session's on us. Okay, the next one I have is a little bit better. That one was kind of a little bit more psychopathic. I hated that so much. I remember really liking the show when I was younger. Maybe we've all just become more empathetic over time. The show is so flawed. It's just like... They're literally trying to annoy the hell out of people just going about their lives. It's just annoying. I sometimes question, though, how real a lot of this is, because when they notice like the cameras and stuff or have to sign, they had to sign off on being on the show somehow. So they weren't too incensed, apparently. This is the most relatable one of these, because I think I've had this bagger before at a grocery store. This is so dumb. So he's touching all their food with his disgusting hands. Wasn't that guy in the last one? The guy with the hat on? Yeah. Maybe. Maybe this is all just fake. I don't know. It's like... So they're just ruining food. I would just know already that this was kind of bullshit and just think that it's funny that he's just like fucking with all the stuff. What? It's just like that I think should be- It's just all the grace of a- That I think should be- I don't want to be around anymore. This guy has like all the grace of a chiropractor, just putting all this together. What is he doing to my- What is he doing? I am so upset. I am a real person. Excuse me, could you just dump all of that out? I'm spreading it out to create a little more room. That's not cool. Yeah, see, Spiroscythe would laugh their ass off. If I was there for this, I would just be like, you haven't paid for it yet. I'd just be like, I'm definitely not taking those specific groceries home, but like, what the fuck is happening? yeah and really like these people might have like they're like trying to get somewhere this guy's being an idiot with their groceries like but they win a whole hundred dollars if they last fifteen minutes Chris Am I on an MTV show? So it's all shaken up. If I were to open up my sort of and I would explode in my face. It's unacceptable. I'm not going to tap the top. Just tap the top of the top. This is ridiculous. I don't understand what you're talking about. I would just leave. Just this is lettuce. OK, look at this. You did this. So he wasted a quarter gallon of milk. Yeah, lettuce. I don't know that that's true. Yeah, Jailsever's got a good point. Better have been one hundred plus replacement groceries. Well, I would assume that. Oh, they only had to last six minutes for this. That's good. Well, all this is actually okay after all. That's where I also question if these people are real or not, because the minute they're told they're on a show, they're just like, oh, well, alright then. Not one of them are like, what the fuck is wrong with y'all? No, fuck you, I don't care if this is a show, I'm still gonna whoop your ass, like, you know? Some people say scare tactics, which we may watch later. Yeah, that may also be an option. People don't like that, but at least that's like, it's scary and fun. They're trying to scare people. There's like a creativity and kind of like a weird storyline to a lot of those. Wow. Boiling point. Boiling point, everyone. MTV in the two thousands, a dynasty in decline. Okay. All right. Let's get into comics in the dark. This is super exciting. Tuesday, April eighth. Next Tuesday is the debut of the inaugural movies are dumb. Our new series, me, Chris and Emmy, where we watch movies like our older series, but it's a we slicking some things up. It's a whole it's a nice slick production where we sit down and we watch a trash movie together and we make fun of it. A completely new concept in comedy. We're watching this movie, Yeti, Giant of the Twentieth Century. That's artwork by Carmen Serra. yeah we're super excited about this for a few reasons one you know this is our first pre-recorded riff that we're doing we're debuting uh two we're experimenting with this new platform gumroad uh to deliver downloads to you guys and it seems really awesome you guys were testing this out doing a kind of ad-free live stream access, replay, and download all under one purchase via Gumroad. 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But if you all really like this kind of thing and we get good feedback from it, we could see that kind of expanding to maybe some of our other... definitely productions down the road I've heard this gumroad is very big with like digital comics and stuff and horny cartoon artists it's a it's a platform that's just for selling digital digital products what about horny live what about horny live stream artists is it good for them we'll see like unfortunately well maybe we'll see We'll see, I guess. Their fees are way lower than Vimeo, and as everyone knows, I hate Vimeo. Yeah, Vimeo's in decline. No bandwidth issues or anything, which means we can really bulk up what we can offer for downloads going forward. 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And, uh, that person is Kevin McDonald from the kids in the hall. I cannot wait. I, I've not been, um, quite about this I'm a huge kids in the hall fan since I was a kid and got to see kevin mcdonald's uh one-man show superstar a couple weeks ago yeah frank conniff was in and then you know frank and he had become friendly and kevin's gonna come on the show he's coming he's gonna be calling him from canada so nice it's really I think it's our first international guest yeah so so bring all your lilo and stitch questions uh I heard him on an interview say the younger generation knows him from Lilo and Stitch. Then the slightly younger know him from Seinfeld and then older is more kids in the hall knowledge. I can't wait. I cannot wait. I have so many questions for Kevin and I'm sure you guys do too. A lot of people have been mentioning us too since we announced it. That like, if all the, you know, the people that could have like ended up on mystery science theater is like another mad, like Kevin McDonald kind of fits that. Yeah. I could see, I could have seen him in the nineties jumping over to that show. Yeah. He's got that kind of energy. He's he's like the most like openly silly of all those guys. Most the rest of them, they, for the most part, they're kind of a little drier, I think kind of comedy wise. Oh, was he in a Friends episode? I don't remember that. I remember on Seinfeld, he was the denim jacket guy that Elaine was trying to avoid. He played the principal in something I watched as a kid. I can't remember what, but he's got like, he's played like principals and like school teachers a lot, I think, and like he shows up on like Disney Channel stuff a lot in those types of roles. Yeah. uh so yeah channel even a thing anymore a night of springtime shorts you can get uh tickets over at dumb-industries.com a night of springtime shorts and uh yeah and of course we have we have a lot of stuff coming up in april head to dumb-industries.com get on our newsletter uh every monday of course super dumb brothers every thursday is this program the mystery hour every wednesday we're wonderful wednesday watch-alongs and then assorted programming throughout the entire month yeah yeah I'm trying to look up what are we doing next week just to give people a little taste of what our uh what our stuff is uh it's going to be forgotten forgotten birthdays now this is an interesting oh yeah because it's kind of a trope uh you know at tv movies it's my birthday someone forgot it matt's birthday is april twelfth mine's the fifteenth we thought this would be a fun way to Yeah, to celebrate all of our birthdays. And we found a lot of episodes of TV where the plot is basically like, it's almost everybody forgot my birthday. And then it gets to the end and either it turned out it was like all a ruse and everyone goes surprise or like everybody did forget. But like one person remembered and that made it the specialist birthday of all. That's like the two basic endings you can have for those. And we'll, you know, have like four different options variating on that theme. Variating? I don't know if that's a phrase. uh what's what's super dumb brothers next week too oh yeah looney tunes games nice games so I'll be playing some taz escape from mars a game that I played a lot as a child and I can get fairly far in so uh I gotta find a good way to emulate that but that'll be exciting awesome and uh and yeah with that I think it is is it future presentation time let's do it all right so as announced at the top of the show and throughout the show uh we are doing prank shows tonight uh something that everybody seems really excited about already so it's like in since the I want to remind everybody that like I know it's it's gonna happen we're I want to remind everybody, too, that like, you know, sometimes when you vote for things, they're not good. But sometimes the act of watching something horrible, like, you know, with us commenting on it, you know, that can make it good. So just keep that in mind, because all of these are, yeah, like sociopathic two thousands prank shows. First off, Punk'd. And as I said at the top of the show, this is the famous one where Zach Braff nearly harms a child because he thinks that he spray painted his expensive car. Next, we have scare tactics. I couldn't find any of the Tracy Morgan ones, but I found like an old like because Shannon Doherty did originally. And then I think Stephen Baldwin. Yeah. And also the Shannon Doherty ones are a little shorter than the Tracy Morgan ones, which helps for the purposes of our show. uh, scare tactics, which was basically just like candid camera, but with scary things, you know, elaborate, scary prank. Like, you know, someone would go to like a warehouse to interview for a job. And it turns out there's like alien experiments happening at the warehouse with like his special effects and stuff. And then at the end, they're like, you're being pranked. uh scare tactics uh next up we have oblivious this is one I included this I think I may have included this on our spike tv uh episode as well so we got two spike tv options tonight oblivious was a prank show that was also a game show so it was kind of like cash cab the the main host this guy brian regan he would be playing like a borat-esque character talking to normal people but like while he talked to them was being goofy he'd like have like trivia questions he was trying to innocuously like slip into conversation as the thing went along and the more that people got right they won money at the end it's it's much less mean-spirited than boiling point and uh it's probably the one that I would choose if I had to if you know if I had to say on any of these it's a good time and then lastly we have candid camera this is a classic from the eighties seventies eighties episode of candid camera old old school prank show uh from scream factory in its entirety a whole episode of candid camera hosted I believe by alan fun still so peak of that, the OG. And then lastly, our wild card, as said before, Stanley Stripperella, a cartoon from Spike TV starring Pamela Anderson as a stripper-themed superhero that Stanley had some type of tangential involvement with. Yeah. That's what we got. Stripperella. Okay. Well, you guys get your votes in. We got one more shout-out here. All right. Rocky E. Rocky E. uh rocky has requested david lynch on set trying to get carl to do his famous genuine alaskan racing pig call but carl has no idea what he's talking about okay uh carl can I speak to you for a minute what is it there mr pointy hair man what can I do you for carl for this next scene I need you to do something important can you do that What kind of thing you need me to do? You need me to gas up your mower? Carl, one time I saw you do a genuine Alaskan racing pig call, and it was phenomenal. It brought tears to my eyes. Can you do that for me? I don't know about none of them. They're Alaskan pigs. I think that there may be some Alaskan pigs and that they're potted meat I buy from the grocery store mixed in with the peckers and lips. I saw you. I saw you on YouTube. You did your Alaskan racing pig call. I promise you did. I don't know what you're talking about exactly. I know I can, I've done some hollering before in the past when I killed Doyle Hardgrave and my mama yelled, why'd you kill Jesse Furr? Why'd you kill Jesse Furr? There was some hollering during that there too. Maybe, maybe you saw one of them on the news. I think you're mistaken. But anyway, I had to get back to set. Kyle McLaughlin just spilled a bunch of coffee. That dare coffee, that sounds good. Feel free to visit me in the nervous hospital anytime. All right. All right. All right, let's see. What are we going to watch? Okay, let's do it. Whatever's in the top spot is what we're going to watch. And that is Stanley Stripperello. Yeah, it finally happened. Two votes ahead of Candid Camera. Interesting. It was only a matter of time. Is Stripperello still in the iCloud here? Uh, it should be. I didn't, I accidentally cleared the intermission vids, but I didn't clear the features, so it should be. Okay, let's see. I think we should just never do any two thousands reality ever again. It seems to be deeply unpopular, which I'm telling you, it's not good. We know it's not good. Like we're not trying to be those kinds of people who are like, you know, we know it's going to be garbage. That's the fun of it. I don't see. Let me see. Do I need to try to redownload one? Oh, here we go. Stripper, OK? Don't worry, folks. Don't worry, we didn't lose stripper Ella. That would just ruin. I don't know why I wasn't coming up as. Oh, I was spelling it wrong. Spelling it with one P and there's two. Oh, that's stripper Ella. That's a. That's a groupie for the band Striper, the Christian rock band from the eighties. There's a show just like the pilot. I think it's the second episode. And this is Pamela Anderson, right? Yes. I'm going to turn up just a touch. I'm so full of silicone, I can't get frostbite anymore. Oh, did I say impervious? I meant... I hate how they letterbox this because I can't make it. I can't make it. Yeah. This is that era when they were doing widescreen television, but everyone still had square TVs. So this was just baked into everything. So frustrating. Oh, you creeps. That purse is a Gucci. And this was supposed to be my day off. It'd be great if she didn't have a mask, but just everybody was just so distracted by her boobs, nobody just ever gets a clear look at her face, and that's her secret identity. This is a Spike TV show. Yeah, this is a Spike TV original, I believe. This is like when they announced the network, they were like, this is a network for men, and this is like the Crash Bandicoot of Spike TV. I know a lot about riding a rocket. I was married to Tommy Lee. See, they should have hired me to write this. I have quips. I love that her skis are on a walker. That's great. What the fuck? Just boobs right in the camera. Just not even trying to be subtle about what this show's purpose is. Wow. Stanley. This was like what everyone was pointing to when they said Stanley must be rolling in his grave. She all came out that she's like working in one episode and everyone was like, yeah, he created this. Yeah. Stan, we can't see your right hand during our pitch meetings for Stripperella. What are you doing over there? I can't stop masturbating while talking about my new idea, Stripperella! This generic basketball team. I was trying to think who this guy reminded me of. Oh no, he made them tiny. That's the worst thing you could do to a basketball player. Oh, he's like, he's got short man syndrome. He's like the front man from Tool. I love the idea of people trying to tip strippers by just chucking pennies at them. Just throwing hard coins in a shower at a woman. Is that, um, Jennifer Kelly? Maybe. I've met Jennifer Kelly before. We're in a recession, Dolly. You're gonna have to get used to penny tips. Oh, it's Joey Lauren Adams. Oh, that's, yeah, they're very close voice-wise. I could see that, you making that mix-up. Oh, God. Team Stroganoff. This show's not about Sixty-Nine jokes. His name was Stroganoff. Like, Stroganoff. You can just see the cartoon lady's nipples through her shirt. Who drew this? A very horny man. Uh... Nobody bring a blacklight to the Stripperella offices. I think the boobs are more animated than her faces. What? should have used that hannah barbara like I came out here to say something important but I hit my head and now I can't remember what it was this might be the dumbest thing I've ever seen agent it's like a it's like a thirteen-year-old exactly watch this Can't you hear my rump talking? Hear my rump talking? Ah, it's saying shake it, Chief. This is like if you told Andrew Tate to make a superhero. Chief, what does this have to do with an evil villain? Nothing. I just needed an outside opinion. Do you think I've got what it takes to be an American Idol? Well, your singing could use some work, and frankly, the outfit makes me a little uncomfortable. Thank God the auditions are still two weeks away. Now let's watch this tape. This is the one with the evil villain. I am Small Fry. Don't be fooled by my small size for the size of my evil... Is that Daniel Paraffin? That was just for you, Chris. Can someone get me a desk or lower the camera? No, forget it. the point is I'm very very evil I've created a shrink ray and I'm going to shrink the entire world a phone book to stand on anything they're really driving every joke into the ground he's short do you get it chris he's a little guy Bridges, lamps, shrunken heads. I've never got people who put too much importance into like their height. People who just like really internalize that they're short. It's like. Well, you're six feet tall. I'm actually pretty averagely. I think I want to say I'm like five, nine, like five. No, you're like at least two inches taller than me. I get to take it home. I'm not six foot. I know that for sure. You're close. You're definitely close to it. I think being averagely heighted is the optimal thing, because if you're too tall, it's also weird and you have a hard time. Now if I'm involved in a dangerous mission, we could use this as a decoy. Brilliant! Uh, yeah! That's what it's for! Like, I think more women are just turned off by, like, short man complex that men have when they are the actual just not being tall. Yeah. This is now Loveline, where we're gonna be. Let me see, let me see! I think they're in the bottomless purse. Is that Mark David Chapman? You wouldn't happen to know where John Lennon lives, would you, Stripperella? I just want Batman to come and eat the shit out of everyone. I think I've met this guy before. Are there any other short cracks? Nothing. Good. Then let's go shrink the world. You guys voted for this. I just want to point that out. We could be watching Zach Braff assault a child right now. We had a whole other show for you. You know what I want to go see? Speaking of stripper stuff, there's apparently an entire Star Wars burlesque show in Manhattan. The Empire Strips Back. They have an entire theater. We need to go to that one of these days. I know someone. Do you know Courtney Reynolds? I think I do. He used to host that. He did something. He did an opener or something. Though it is kind of weird when two guys go to a thing like that together. So it's like, yeah it's one of those things that you just go to by yourself in your big trench coat and they just wanted to animate strippers like there's nothing basically there's no other reason for this like this is literally just her dancing yeah what is the plot of this I mean, this was two thousand three. Not everyone had, you know, Internet at home. Yeah. Secret stripper stuff. DVDs were only just becoming, you know, common. Fog stripper. Her real name is Erotica Jones, really? Those bowling balls that hit me on the head, they probably would have caused me to forget that erotica stripper. Wow. Are you sure Stan Lee didn't have something to do with this more? This is like the kind of garbage he would write. Like a bowling ball hitting a character on the head and them getting amnesia about the hero's identity is definitely something he would have written during peak Spider-Man. He did write that. Happened to Norman Osborn. I'm Geraldo Rivera. Master Torgo says this probably wasn't the worst thing on Spike. You're probably right. What was the worst thing that Spike did, do you think? That Ren and Stimpy revival. That was like the same time as this. I think that was one of the debut shows. Yeah, the adult Ren and Stimpy. That's a real low point. Plus knowing what we know now about that guy. It doesn't help. It was even creepy and weird before all that came out. Yeah. I think that guy's Simpsons gag is maybe the worst one, the worst couch gag I've ever seen in the show's history. That guy had all the sauce for a couple years and then just... Wait, who? What? John Kay did a Simpsons couch gag. Oh, I didn't know that. When? And it's been a couple years. It was before all the stuff... Is that Ed Grimley? It's before all the stuff came out about him, but... I must say... I've always wanted to do the two people stacked on top of each other with a trench coat gag. And then try to do something, right? Where's the first instance of that happening? How did that become a trope? It's got to be like Little Rascals, right? Well, it happens in the Little Rascals movie, but I don't know if the trope precedes that still. That movie was all just based on things they did in those shorts. Yeah, because I remember from the movie, because they meet Mel Brooks for alone. Mel Brooks is like, if you were my kids, I'd punish you. And they're like, if we were your kids, we would punish ourselves. We got a dollar. We got a dollar. That Little Rascals movie is pretty great. It is pretty good. Donald Trump shows up in that, unfortunately. He's got to fast forward through that. He plays the bad guy's dad. I was once an ordinary, carefree, high-challenged person. I sold doors. There's the dad. I look like the lady from Courage the Cowardly Dog. No. But it didn't end Well, look at it this way, short guy. You're the perfect height for giving oral sex. I think that's... Yes, Treadwell Jays says it totally happened in Little Rascals. Okay. Well, maybe that's where it comes from. I mean, those things were old. That was like... Yeah, it's like the twenties. Yeah. They're really, really old. They're so old that they're just like super casually racist. Oh my God. They're pretty funny though. I still like watching them. That lady just breastfed him. That's kind of funny. I think it'd be kind of neat to be that tiny. Yeah, think about what you get away with. Like you could just have a tiny apartment in New York City and it would just seem massive. You can have like a tiny TV and it would be like IMAX. I'm turning in my mask and my pleasantly revealing uniform. Little dancing man. My days as a superhero slash secret agent are over. I'm through! What are you saying? I'm no good to anyone anymore! Look at me! Let me take off my one stupid sexy outfit and put on another one. Chip? That's right. Chip. Chiperella was the best stripper slash secret agent I've ever had. Nice! Chiperella. I love it. He didn't know the word quit. He got his memory erased once. He managed to restore most of it, but the word quit was gone forever. I wish he was still here I know when he got such a great deal on that duplex across town he had to move chip was the best yes But not because he was tall. It was because he had heart and brains. I can't get over how funny this is. What does that mean? I don't know. But what I do know is this. There's only one agent capable of stopping Smallfry. If you're the type of person who found this hot, then I feel bad for you. Just imagine the people who are like, I have to get home and watch Stripperella. Yeah. Stripperella's so hot. I wish I were in Stripperella so Stripperella would have sex with me. There's at least one dude who canceled plans with his wife to watch a new episode of Stripperella. My husband has a problem with pornography! No, I just watch Stripperella! He won't stop watching Stripperella! Like the plot of that Kirk Cameron Firefighter movie, but instead of watching porn, the husband can't stop watching Stripperella? You have a problem! He nearly killed that man, Stripperella. That dude totally has Ed Grimley's hair. This is kind of giving, like, Silver Age superhero a little bit. With, like, all the tiny people and stuff. I'm a little into it. Matt, you take that back. It's at least well animated. Is it, though? I think Stripperella might be better animated than that new Spider-Man series on Disney+. Ow! A little stripperilla goes a long way. They reviewed the show in the middle of the episode, yeah. This is like a funny joke for three minutes, and they somehow made like two seasons of television out of it. Now it's the end of Gremlins. Um, we haven't seen her tits in like five minutes. What are you guys doing? Oh no. This lady's like Eric Idle from that one vacation movie. Oh no, that giant man hit me with his grundle. Knox Harrington says this was actually animated by Nickelodeon's animation studios. That's shocking. Got to get that shrink ray magnetic earrings. Do your stuff. Yeah. Shade says it has a vaguely Ghostbuster in quality to it. Animation wise, I was just thinking that it kind of reminds me of extreme Ghostbusters a little bit in terms of animation than they appear. Goodbye, stripper. Oh, Nemesaur says the animation gets a lot worse halfway through the series. Well, I'm glad I picked an earlier one. Studio's like, yeah, we're not paying your animation budget to keep making fucking Stripperella, you can... We'll give you the same animation budget we give to, like, the Iron Man cartoon, how about that? Shut this up your ass. Nope, nothing weird and Freudian about any of this. Okay, we've reconfigured the enlarger, Ray. Now instead of turning you into a giant, it should return you to your normal size. Let's do it. Looks like Bruce Valanche. Uh, guys? Ghost Max eight says Spike TV. Oh my god. Sorry. All the buildings and automobiles have been returned to normal size. And so thanks to Stripper Ella, Surprise, this lady's boobs aren't out too. Fuck those short little pieces of shit. Oh, this is fun. I was on a cocaine bender. Oh, well okay. Striparilla, everyone. We finally did it. You guys voted for this. Greg Proops. Charlie Adler was the voice director for this. He's also a big voiceover artist. Would you say Greg Proops wrote for this? He was one of the voices. Oh, wow. I hope you got paid well, Greg. Ralph Sanchez. Thanks, Jerry. This was your fault. Oh, the rock band The Firm made this. Jimmy Page was involved. Spike TV. Television for men. Not that pussy-ass bullshit TV your girlfriend watches. Your girlfriend likes to watch The Bachelor, but you like to watch strippers get baloney thrown at them. I'm just going to go on a Spike TV rant. Thank you so much, everyone, for hanging out tonight and watching Stripperella. Stripper Ella, everybody. What's the wild card for next? Oh, yeah. Second was Candid Camera. Oh, yes. If you don't have some Candid Camera, come back next week. If you would like this week's theme next week instead, you can choose that instead of one of our forgotten birthday episodes we have. I don't think that will happen if I had to judge now based on what I know about all of you. I know you people. people. Thanks for watching, everybody. It's been a lot of fun. Oh yeah, Full Matt's Friday is tomorrow night. So if you want to check out Beach Girls and the Monster before you buy it, still on sale for six dollars. We'll be playing that tomorrow night at nine p.m. So show up, watch some vintage trailers with us, and then we'll be showing the whole movie. And don't forget, you can pre-order your download of Movies Are Dumb Yeti, Giant of the Twentieth Century. It's maybe the best thing we've ever done. I'm not exaggerating. You'll also get live stream access to the premiere, all for eleven ninety nine. And again, we're testing this out, seeing if we can do live stream access and download in a single purchase. Yeah. Who knows what might happen? Yeah, so yeah, this is like the good power of capitalism at work, which is that you all get to go out, let us know if it's good or not. And vote with your dollar, and we'll take that into account when we do more stuff in the future. Because yeah, if we could get away from using Vimeo for more stuff, we'd be very happy about that. Oh my god, and a bed break too. Yeah, we should do the rest of the show. I need to do a whole show just with this type of whisper kind of thing. And then I changed my Spike TV voice. Thanks for watching, everybody. I think we should just go out on that. No. No. No. All right. Well, we were saying good night. Let's just go out with some Mr. Spirits. Good night, everyone. We love you. Thank you so much. Bye, everybody. Oh, there you are. All right. Good night, everyone. We love you. Bye. Give me some of that good meatballs off the bone. Baby, I'm hungry. I say, baby, you hungry? Let's head to Mr. Spriggs and get us some ribs. Ten, seventeen, South Air Depot. I need that S-P-R-I-G-G-S. When I'm dealing with Mr. Spriggs, I only deal with the best. Gotta have that S-P-R-I-G-G-S. Call seven, three. Bobby, I want you to meet my colleague, Dr. Hamilton. And I'd like you to get the fuck out of here. Get out of here! Get out of my room! Get out of here, bitch! Get out of here! Bobby?
April is on the horizon and Matt & Chris are here to argue about Rogue One: A Star Wars Story and to recap the week in Dumb! Plus: an extended appearance from Emmy Martian as the Dumb Trifecta announces the debut of a new project on April 8, all before watching an episode of Welcome Back, Kotter!
April is on the horizon and Matt & Chris are here to argue about Rogue One: A Star Wars Story and to recap the week in Dumb! Plus: an extended appearance from Emmy Martian as the Dumb Trifecta announces the debut of a new project on April 8, all before watching an episode of Welcome Back, Kotter!
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Transcript: It's Roman Brown with a lot to say. I back it up by the way I play. Guys look at me, I don't know what to do. I say look out, and I'm coming on through. Randall Cunningham, quarterback, the guy everybody wants to sell. Now you see me, now you don't. You think you will? But he's watching you. He's watching. I'm supposed to win the game by hitting the mark. This game's over before it starts. Keith Jackson, tight end. Yeah, boy! Quarterback's best friend. On the field, I'm bad and bold. But the best thing about me, I got hands of gold. Reggie White, defensive end. Hit quarterbacks like a man's sin. Like a good minister, wouldn't I think? I helped him up to say, God bless you. Wes Hopkins, come my way. Catch the ball, you've got to pay. When you think you're in the clear, I'm the man you've got to be. Wild, wild wits. Dirty water's so sick, you see. I'm just as nice as it want to be. Two hundred pounds of steel and more. My bad. Craig, Gary, the trash man. I make a play and nobody else can. When they say it's an impossible catch, that's when my body starts to shake. Boy, they're young and they call me the woman. I'm the one that's cool, they're good. Hit them high, hit them low. Good God, I might not get far, but he's watching you. He's watching, yes, he's watching. I'll do anything to please the buddy you man. My number one job is specialty. I make my living busting a swing. Yeah, boy! Yeah! I got it! What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? Yes, he's watching. Sometimes we're strong, but you know evil is an exact science You can't forget all that you know Baby, baby, I'll get down on my knees for you Yeah, I'm a freak. I've been a freak since the seventh grade. All my friends are freaks. My mom and dad are freaks. What are these kids talking about? I'm a Jesus freak. A Youth Matters Report, Wednesday on Fox News at Ten. Come down All right I'm begging you. Somebody come. Come down. I can't. The machine's not moving. Man, I don't know how to work the machine. See that old lady over there? She looks like, she looks like the old babysitter that you used to have. You hated that babysitter. She used to send you to bed without any dinner. Kill, kill the old lady. Take her out. Can I help? You? You are aboard the Imperial Warbird Kazara. We're here to explain this. Oh, the new Hallmark Star Trek keepsake magic ornament. Pirated from the Romulan Empire. Looks up, Commander. It lights up. Tell us what you know. Oh, well, the Romulan Warbird ornament is a gold crown stores only for a limited time. You should get yours soon. Call one eight hundred Hallmark for the store nearest you. You guys in town for a Star Trek convention? From now on, you'll be with me. Forget about your brother! Thank you. There we are. Now, whichever way you look at that, your brain will tell you that the long end is nearer to you. Now, it is nearer to you now, but now I'll put it back near my body. Now it's nearer to me, but it still looks as if it's nearer you, doesn't it? Because you're used to seeing things bigger when they are closer to you. Now, here's the spinning motor. It's simply a piece of cotton thread tied to this corner and tied to the other corner, and I've wound it around in my fingers so that when I let it go in a moment, it'll unwind, the thread will unwind, and you'll see the thing spinning. There we are. I'll hold it at the same level as your eyes, and we'll let it go. Now you know that it's turning around in circles. In fact, if you look at it from above, you can see that it's turning around in a circle. But now your brain is doing something strange. It's telling you that it's not going around in a circle, but it's oscillating. In other words, it's turning partway, stopping, and then going back the other way. Now that's a strange effect, isn't it? But if you think that's strange, wait till I add something through the middle. What am I going to add? Well, I'm going to add a ballpoint pen. And to do that, I've placed a little piece of double-sided sticky tape on the ballpoint pen. You can use ordinary sticky tape if you like. I'll place it right through the centre of the window and press it in place like that. Now this time, by fixing on the pen, you'll be able to see that the pen is going around in a circle and not going backwards and forwards. But what's your brain going to tell you about the window? Will your brain allow you to see the window going around in a circle with the pen? Or are you going to see something really strange? Well, have a look at that. That's unbelievable, isn't it? You can see the pen going around in a circle, but your brain is telling you that the window is going part way around and turning and going the other way. And yet in order to do that, the two things have to pass through one another, the pen and the window. You know it's not possible. You know it can't happen. And yet as you look at it, you see them going through one another every time they go around. an amazing illusion, the Ames Window, and I think you're going to have a lot of fun making your own. Baby, baby, I'll get down on my knees for you. Take me out to the crowd. Bye. I'm helping stuff that's dirty on me This is the way I need it to be I'm helping stuff that's dirty on me This is the way I need it to be But now let's consider one of my pet peeves. Women. Oh, boy. Here we go. Thank you, Mel Gibson. Their ten minutes is gone with a cigarette and putting on a new face. Is this a men's room? It's all the same. You never know who might be there. This one forced me to have original sin. Brother, this is where the original seeds are planted. Demon seeds. Another complaint is that all too often the few that fear each other get in their own little circle and other people are left out. I'm with her. And where do they go on the way back to the office? You guessed it, the powder room again. I thought they were in the powder room. Hey, the crazy guy isn't making sense. Come on, am I right? Back me up, ladies. This is so true. And now this guy books comedy clubs for a living. Coming soon to Weird and Wonderful Wednesday Watchalongs. You are cordially invited to return to a time... Are you at home? Yes. To anybody? Yes. To the tax gatherer? No. When greed was good... It was your brother's dying wish that you might do something for his children. Our father, your brother, had a noble heart. Which beats no more. Evil. What do you think you're doing, eh? Was not pretty. Capturing Wainwood boys is something of a speciality. Take it, be thankful. And survival's thought was an adventure. This is my faithful friend and fellow traveler. His face practically erupts with drama. From Charles Dickens' thrilling classic. My name is Nicholas Nickleby. I am his uncle, and even I can see that he is no good. Jamie Bell, Jim Broadbent, Tom Courtney, Alan Cumming, Dame Edna Everidge, Edward Fox, Ramallah Garai, Anne Hathaway, Charlie Hunnam, Nathan Lane, Christopher Plummer, Timothy Spall, Juliet Stevenson. Bravo! Streaming in the extreme. United Artists presents Nicholas Nickleby. This is a family drama. Those are always popular. Tremendous, positively tremendous. All right. What is the first name of the wagon leader? Glennis. Wait, what was that? Glennis? Is that the first name that popped into my head? Glenn. Yes. Like that. Glennis. Yes. Oh, I hit a rock. Glennis drowned. Oh. Oh, crap. You killed everybody. Well, how far did you get? That was a pretty good run. Oh, yes! Aw, Glennis. You made it the furthest, Glennis. What would you like on a tombstone? He was a real piece of shit. No changes. Oh sorry I misspelled some success it's almost better that way oh that's yeah seriously I love that drawing that is an excellent drawing okay the blue shirt that's my rendering of a beach I love it people Oh, and that should get this baby out of me. I'm sure the point of this is not for me to clarify. Perfect! This is why I hate games. I love it better that way, Mary Jo. No, seriously. Get this baby out of me. Thank you. Thank you. what's up everybody how's it going jupiter says hello hello hello starshine the world says hello what is that from That is from the Johnny Depp, Willy Wonka and the Charlie Factory remake. Oh, I only saw that once and then I instantly forgot everything. Yeah, I was just like, nope. I mean, it wasn't terrible. I just remember being kind of disappointed. And the Gene Wilder version is like one of my favorite movies ever. So, yeah, it's hard. We saw that in a theater, and halfway through, the bulb and the projector in the theater burned out, so we all had to leave the movie, having only seen half of it. And so, me, at, like, thirteen years old, I'm like, well, I gotta see the rest of it. Maybe that'll make, like, it was kind of weird to begin with, but maybe it ends really well, and then it didn't, so. So, did you go, did they give you, like, a ticket to come back to the theater? I think they just refunded everybody, but... Did you ever, so when did you actually see, like, the end of that movie? Um... I don't know, like I did see it all eventually, probably like on like a church trip or something or like. Like the green room for the youth group, you know? Were you on a church trip the first time? No, I was in the theater with my parents. It's kind of rare that that happens. It's happened to me like two or three times in my life, and I remember them all very specifically. The first time was my mom took me and my brother to see the birdcage. And like two minutes into the opening, the screen just goes black, and then all the lights come on like, sorry, the projector is broken. get the fuck out uh the other time was uh I went to go see rogue one and they couldn't get the projector started so they just had to come out and tell everyone they were like uh look you can wait until seven p.m and it was like two o'clock or something to see the next showing or come back another time and then I just never came back um I mean I saw the movie eventually yeah but I think that was that guy in the theater was trying to save you all the heartbreak of watching Star Wars Rogue One, a new Star Wars story, but he sabotaged the projector. I don't know if we've ever discussed this before. Are you not a Rogue One fan? I don't think it's bad, but I just don't give a shit about any of the people in it. And I just don't care about watching that. And it's just like Star Wars member berries combined with all the new people I don't care anything about. You're describing everything else in Star Wars. Rogue One does not fit into that at all. Well, but the other Star Warses have characters that you can gravitate toward. Yeah, so does Rogue One. Are you kidding me? Oh, like the memorable character of Cassian Andor. Yes! They have two seasons of the show based on him. But he's the least interesting part of that show. you're blowing my mind right now and then and then uh lady lead whatever her name was jenner so and then there was there was jedi and also there's just a lot of parts that I thought were really weird like I thought it was weird that forrest whitaker dies after like for like they all die basically that's the cool thing about that movie but but he dies for like no reason like he just kind of falls over and then he just goes like you just go on without me fuck it I'm like wow you know you do have supporters in here someone said uh I hate rogue one sorry back to you um I you're insane man rogue one yes sarah b rogue one is the best star wars universe movie one hundred percent I don't know about the best I like uh you know the first two I don't know I don't think it's bad I'm not always people on here that's saying that like it ruins my childhood or something it's just I just didn't you know it's about the same way I felt about the last jedi I'm like it's fine it's not the worst one of these they ever made but I would okay I love the last jedi but I understand people it's not their thing like I get it and there's faults to it for sure but I I do enjoy that movie rogue one I'm like, I'm blown away by you saying it's, you're like not impressed at all. How have we've never debated this before too. I just like, yeah. Like the, the, the script I thought was kind of weak. All the new characters I thought were kind of weak. And I thought it was kind of lame how it was like, look, it's the, the, you know, you'll be dead guy. Look, it's, it's great. That's so it's, that's so such a small part of her. I mean, I know when that movie came out, everyone was saying that it was like, is like oh yeah look it's just a lot of star wars references and like yes there are references in there but they don't build entire plot lines around like revealing you know oh look c-three p-o and r-two-d-two no that's reserved for for bland lady who's the the lead of the thing and then wait you're talking about jen urso I just thought she was kind of bland I don't know and I thought it was I respect them for trying to give the Death Star's stupid port a reason to have happened, but I just don't care about that movie. Oh my god. How many times have you watched it? I've watched it like two or three times. I watched it in the theater, and then I watched it when it came out. A movie you feel kind of blah about you've seen two or three times. Yeah, I watched it in theater, and then I watched it at home after it came out because some other people in my house wanted to watch it who hadn't seen it. I love this, though, because... You know, it's I've always said, you know, I shit on the prequels all the time, but I've seen the movie. I've seen each prequel at least twenty times probably at this point. Right. So, like, I can't be like, like, there's obviously something that brings me back to these movies to watch them over and over. If you were really about Rogue One, you wouldn't have watched it two or three times. no I mean I've watched it like it's it's a you know it was like a thing where other people in the room wanted to watch it and then I like I had disney plus and I just put it on in the background while it was playing I love the idea of you I've seen a lot too and I also don't care for those but those are at least like weird and and they have like things in them that you don't know why george lucas did that and that's interesting to talk about at least and and rogue one is just sort of like blah I don't know Also, I don't understand why the story before episode four needs to be told. Because it's awesome? And Andor is awesome? And it's proving, like, yes, these... I feel like I'm talking to, like, a twelve-year-old where I just, like, made fun of, like, your favorite... No, Spider-Man's not uncool, actually. But did you watch Andor? Did you watch the entire season of Andor? And don't lie. Were you on your phone the whole time? Were you actually sitting and watching it? This is why it's hard for me to get caught up on things because when I do watch them, I put my phone away and I have to have everything quiet. That's good. I've seen the first five episodes. When they got to the prison thing, that's kind of when I stopped watching. Oh, you mean when the show goes from great to amazing? When he gets thrown in prison? I liked Andor the show. But everybody else in it besides Cassian Andor was more interesting than him, I thought. It's a show that succeeds in spite of him. It's like Seinfeld. You know how Jerry Seinfeld is the least interesting part of Seinfeld? Yes, but the entire... The character of Andor, it's the entire reason why Star Wars exists in a way. It's like if it wasn't for him, nothing would have happened. None of it. But there's nothing about him. Han Solo, memorable character. He does his quips. He's got a heart of gold, but he's a scumbag and he's played by... You know, like, charismatic Harrison Ford. This is insane. And then, you know, Cassian Andor, he's just, like, guy. I don't know. I don't know, man. I don't know. Emmy's backstage, like, throwing up hands and stuff. Look, Emmy, you got into, like, a three-hour argument with me the other day about how I didn't care for Star Trek Picard Season Three, so I don't want to hear it, okay? Like, I do like things, and when I like them, everybody goes, well, why do you like that, Matt? And it's like... I know it's just bro that's like controversial I feel like most star wars fans even ones that dismiss the prequels sequels and everything they're like yeah but rogue one is that's pretty cool I don't think it's bad I just it's not it's not one of my favorites oh yeah seeing darth vader like destroy you know fifty rebels in a matter of two minutes yeah yeah whatever but to me that's like when they try to make darth vader badass like that it's like it like that seemed to me in particular it felt like when you watch those movies online where it's like what if darth vader fought the predator what if what if batman fought darth vader you know people are losing their minds in the chat um I think I like the first couple I like the characters in the sequels I like force awakens a lot see I would rather watch like like rise of skywalker is not a good movie but I like those characters so I would be more likely to re-watch that before rogue one I feel like I'm just at a loss like I maybe we shouldn't do the show tonight I feel like off no I'm just kidding um the prequels though I I don't like those and I've seen those a gajillion times each but those so then you do like them there's just like weird things to pick apart and I liked them when I was younger the prequels and sometimes I rewatch them now like out of nostalgia because when you're eleven years old you're stupid but yeah tread will try to make vader badass the first time you see darth vader in episode four he like strangles a dude to death yeah that's not badass that is badass but when they try to like badassify him like to make things that into you know it's like it's like when you see those like images online where it's like like you know batman riding a velociraptor isn't this badass like you know it's like no he's badass and he's being himself it's This is the show. Alright, we have to move on. I just could not let that comment go because I love Rogue One. It's a great movie. It's fine. It's not my favorite though. And I don't like the characters very much. That's my final say. Okay, sorry. We're annoying people now. Let's move on. It's the Dumb Industries Mystery Hour. It's our show, dammit. We're now going to spend the next three hours just groaning about Guys, we're not really fighting. This is how Matt and I communicate. We just yell at each other. And we only yell at each other about crap like this that doesn't matter at all. I know. It's never about like real life or anything. It's like, how could you have not watched the Batman yet? And I'll freak out for twenty minutes. There are some people who are like that about stuff. Yes, you are. But when I say I don't like a Star Wars movie, I'm not consumed by it. I'm not one of these people that's going to make a four-hour YouTube video about how Kathleen Kennedy is destroying my childhood. I'm just like, eh. Look, Rushmore Yankee says Rogue One is the best. We can move on. So let's just move on. That's the final word. I disagree. It is the best. All right. I disagree. Welcome, everyone, to the Dumb Industries Mystery Hour. My name is Chris Gersbeck, and that guy is Matt Reiser over there, the Rogue One-hating person. I was trying to think of something quippy to say there, and then I couldn't, so I just let you talk. And this is the show where we recap the weak and dumb. and do all sorts of fun stuff. We're going to watch some weird videos and we have a theme for tonight as we do every week. Matt, what's this week's theme? Well, I'm so glad you asked. This week we were doing school sitcoms. So sitcoms that specifically took place in or around schools. They were mostly big, I think, in the late eighties, early nineties. I was kind of like their their peak. But I've got one from the seventies, one from the nineties. That's real depressing. And then two other ones. So, yes, that may or may not be one of the things I don't know. And yeah, and then we got some classics in there, so that'll be fun to watch. And then I've got like a little intermission video Froggy Wizard, yes, this is the new tagline for the Dumb Industries Mystery Hour and Super Dumb Bros. We bicker like old ladies. That's what we do. But yeah, we've got some really cool school sitcoms. I'm excited at the choices you've picked, Matt. We've already spent way too much time on this intro. I think we just have to dive right in. Whatever. What else are these people doing tonight? Well, actually, no, I'm sorry. Let's real quick just remind folks they can follow us on Blue Sky. I'm going to drop those links in the chat and Discord. The Dumb Industries Discord run by Emmy Martian and a great place to hang out with everyone. And also we'll be doing shout outs to folks who donate any dollar amount over at dumb-industries.com. Donate. a fun little thing we do we'll sing you a little song or do an impression or if you have uh if you have a weird scenario you want us to act out uh if you want matt and I to argue about something else we'll gladly do it we just have a show that's just like a debate team thing where it's just well it's weird because you and I have like we have very similar tastes I think to an extent it's just uh yeah you're insane and I'm not so you say insane I think albert says let's discuss solo oh you don't want to hear us get into solo you know like solo is fine I thought it was fine yeah it's it's it's a decent script it just looks like ass because they had to reshoot it real fast that poor ron howard though keeps getting fucked over by lucasfilm he made willow and that sucked and then or it didn't suck but it just didn't do very well and then he made solo and uh They keep trying to give Ron Howard chances and Opie keeps fucking it up every time. Stick to Arrested Development, Opie. Yeah. So, yeah. Shout out. So that's. We already have a couple here. Oh, very nice. Some good ones here. First one from Punk Nerd. Thank you so much. Thank you, Punk Nerd. uh from adam and adam kakaw uh they want henry kissinger and michael mcdonald to sing teen spirit like smells like teen spirit I guess I could I could I could do that uh should should henry kissinger maybe do like uh the verses and then I could uh michael mcdonald at the before the chorus Yeah, why don't you do the... Yes, I'll do the first verse. You do the hello, hello, hello, hello. Then we'll both do with the chorus part. Okay. Load up on guns. Bring your friends. It's fine to lose and to pretend. She's overboard and self-assured. Oh no, I know a dirty word. Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello Now entertain us. I feel stupid. I'm contagious. Here we are now. Entertain us. Y'all are cool. And now fight me. A mosquito. My little beetle. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 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Oh, Eric McKeddon and blue eyed lady. Fourteen. Thank you so much. And they ask, can David Lynch sing? You've got a friend in me to cheer up a depressed brother. Ichabod tonight. Okay. So. All right. So I guess we should interact first and then you sing the song, I guess. Well, sure. Uh, so, um, Ichabod! It's David Lynch! What is it? What is it, you white-haired spectre from the Nethers? You look a little bit down. Can I help you with anything? Well, to be perfectly honest, my Zoloft prescription has run out, so I am feeling quite low tonight. Zoloft, I haven't tried that one yet. Anyway, I was thinking maybe I could sing you a song to cheer you up. Well, it's either that or I stick my hand in the garbage disposal, so give it a try. All right, this one is from the movie Toy Story. It's by my friend Randy Newman. It's called You've Got a Friend in Me. you've got a friend in me you've got a friend in me when the road looks rough ahead and you're miles and miles from your nice warm bed just remember what your old pal said boy you've got a friend in me that did help I do feel much cheerier thank you good I'm glad I could help by the way where's the exit I'm lost It's right past the Fruitopia machine down the hallway. Fruitopia, sweet! Remember Fruitopia? Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. I remember. Thanks, Eric McKenna and Blue Eyed Lady. All right. Let's just do one more. We have more in the queue here, but these all came in before we even started streaming. Oh, wow. Let's take care of this one. This one comes from our good friend Ryan S. Thank you so much, Ryan. Ryan, thank you. Ryan has requested Columbo asking Randy Newman about a murder, and Randy immediately confesses. All right. playing on the piano. Uh, excuse me, sir. Sorry to interrupt your song. You got a very nice thing going on here, but I was hoping you can help me with a few questions I have about this dead body that's right next to your piano here. Oh, sure. I'm Randy. What do you got to know about the piano over here? Well, not so much the piano, sir. Although you're a very good piano player, Mrs. Columbo, she loves all your work, but I couldn't help but notice there's a dead body right next to your piano, and there's no one else in this room, so I'm just wondering what happened here. Are you sure it's a dead body, or maybe it's a sex doll that I took with me? You know, it's a dead body, so he ain't breathing. He must be dead. Well, the body's in the floor and Randy's right here. Who could have done it? Alibi fear. So, uh, is that a confession, sir? I'm trying to think of a way to answer this question where I'm not legally culpable till my attorney gets here. Do do. Well, I understand that, sure, sure, sure. No problem at all, but, uh, I am gonna have to take you down to Central Booking. Well, if you're gonna take me in, I recommend you check my pockets, cause I got a box cutter and a baggie of Vicodin. Uh, just one more thing, sir. Uh... I don't know how to say this. It's kind of embarrassing, but when you were sitting down at the piano over there, I couldn't help but notice that your butt crack was hanging out. You just got to add insult to injury, don't you? Look, just put me in the car, okay? You got it, sir. All right. Thank you so much, Ryan S. Now we really got to move on. All right. We'll be doing that all night. We'll do some more shout outs at the next break. 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I'm just good. Yes. You segued all that in so nicely. I didn't even realize you were doing a completely separate thing. Uh, and then as always, we're, uh, having our, our mads download sales we do every week. We've been going through the mads are back, uh, from the beginning, starting at the beginning of this year. And, uh, it's kind of neat to see how far in the show you can get like throughout the year doing it that way. So we're at a night of shorts for we're at the tail end of season one, I believe right now. Yes. So that's what's on sale this week. It's six bucks through Sunday with promo code COFFEEBREAK. Just all one word. And that'll be our full Mads Friday movie tomorrow night on Twitch as well. So if you'd like a little preview of what you're getting before you get it, that will be happening right here, nine p.m. tomorrow. And what's that promo code again? COFFEEBREAK. COFFEEBREAK. I'm so glad you mentioned that because... sorry that was not intentional promise I was like I was like oh what happened wow that was weird hold on oh hold on why is it doing that what the is happening let me take the pre-show reel out here um what are you trying to do just trying to share the screen all right there we go okay It's the whole scenes thing. It's, it's on stream yard. They added this new feature and I'm still trying to figure it all out. Hmm. like why it's not showing you know right now like I would like it to yeah like every service ever you know they just uh right when you get comfortable doing everything they change how it all goes so it's yes uh enter hashtag coffee break you'll be in the running for a free download of the mads are back shorts before some really great shorts in that collection there yeah the coffee break one uh mainly that one um uh there's all the space angel shorts oh yeah that's right that's that one yeah it's a good it's a good one I always get this one mixed up with the third one who was our q a guest for this one again was it uh there wasn't actually this was I think wait what happened to matt He asked the question and it's bailed. We didn't have a Q&A guest for Night of Shorts before. I believe that was our anniversary show. Hey. I just completely got it just taken offline. That was weird. We're having a great time. Dan Wally says you're being deported. Scary stuff. The Star Wars police came and got me. um while you guys are getting your entries in there let's do some more shout outs this next one yes this one comes from paul r who we suspect is actor comedian hey every man him and helen hunt wrote in last week that's right so uh all right is uh it's on the line how can we thank paul maybe we should sing about you theme song as someone Help me why? I don't even know if I know the Mad About You theme song. It's better that way. That was one of those shows that was just like, what? Why was it so popular? What was so good about it? You know what I could do? Uh, I could do, uh, as Gollum, the song, uh, call me by Blondie, but, uh, follow me as, uh, okay. So, uh, so. Uh, one, two, three. PAY ME! PAY ME! I'M ALONE! PAY ME! PAY ME ANYTIME! PAY ME! PAY ME! I'LL ARRIVE! YOU CAN PAY ME ANY DAY OR NIGHT! PAY ME! Oh, look at this. We also have Paul Revisor on there. I love just the celebrities that tune into the show every week. It blows my mind. Our famous friends. Thank you so much, Paul. Let's see. We've got another one here. This one's from Lazulia. Lazulia. Thank you. Lazulia, who we had an unboxing video for Lazulia on Tuesday's show, which we're going to talk more about. Lazulia says, couldn't let go of this thought all week. Goddamn cat's now going to end the show. We're struggling tonight. Oh my God. Zach. Not case. Lazulia says, uh, couldn't let go of this thought all week. Uh, someone has a vision. Wait, someone, someone has a vision like in baffled. Only the murderer is using mayonnaise. It's a hair product. Um, Let's see. Who would be good to be having a vision? I'm drawing a blank on all of our impressions right now. Oh, my God. I know. I'll just do David Lynch as a vision. I don't know. I guess I could do Michael McDonald, I guess, some more. I don't know. I have this weird thought in my head. It's like, there's a man with some mayonnaise. Do-do-do-do-do-do. Man with the mayonnaise, doo-doo-doo-doo I had a vision in my dreams the other night I saw a man with creamy white hair He was taking the light out of someone cause he was killing them If you find mayonnaise in the bathroom Then that's the bathroom of the killer And if you find conditioner in the refrigerator, that's just because I'm drunk. oh big ed why you use mayonnaise in your hair uh thank you so much all right we've got some more here in the queue we'll do some more at the next break let's pick a wiener here for the free download of the mads are back a night of shorts four four four four four It'd be cool if we got up to the magic back four, four, four, four. Oh yeah. And Campbell, wait, is that Michael Campbell from QED who used to, we used to see all the time at QED. I wonder if it's you, Michael, we miss you. Drop a comment in the chat. Um, send me that Michael. Uh, you're also cool in Campbell. Yeah. Why not? Uh, send me an email, Chris at dumb dash industries.com. I'll get that download sent right out to you. I hope you're doing well if you are mike campbell that matt and I know if you're not you can off fog off uh also just want to mention this before we move on to this week in dumb uh dumb it forward is a new program we have at dumb industries where oh that there we go where uh Folks can donate or, you know, pledge a purchase of something on the Dumb Store. It can be anything. T-shirts, books, audiobooks. And then we're going to raffle those off on the first of each month. And the first one we're doing is we're going to pick three winners. And each winner is going to win all three dumb audiobooks. That's two of Frank Conniff's books and Jackie Naiman Jones's books. all you got to do is enter your email over at dumb dash industries dot com slash dumb it forward and we're going to be picking winners on Tuesday and then you'll get the secret track as well which is just four minutes of me just whispering to you that plays after the audio book goes off if you fall asleep with it on like a secret track on an album you got to throw in a secret track you got to mess with the people who fall asleep to it does anybody throw in secret tracks on audio books like they do now should be a thing um yeah head to dumb-industries.com forward check all that out all right let's move on to this weekend okay let's try to fly through these because we're we're like way behind um okay speaking of being way behind did you see the nintendo switch news today what you can is it delayed Well, no, they did a Nintendo Switch Direct earlier today where they announced that you can, like, lend people games that you've bought in your personal library now, and there's, like... Whoa. And there's, like, a couple new things they announced game-wise. It's like the last Nintendo Switch event before they do the Switch, too. I like how as soon as I say, let's fly through these, you bring up something completely unrelated. I know, that was a joke, but then you were curious about it, so I just had to keep going. You brought it up. Of course I'm going to be curious. That was a joke. Friday, March twenty-first, it's the next Mary Jo Peele Show Clubhouse Chit Chat and Tidbits. Well, it was, yes, on Friday. We had an all-new Chit Chat and Tidbits on Friday, which is our Clubhouse-exclusive livestream where Mary Jo and I just go live, hang out, shoot the shit. We discussed all sorts of great stuff there that evening, and it's completely unprepared. We don't have any kind of outline. We just chat with friends. And... They just got the works of Dianetics... Joseph Smith was brought up in detail. Oh, yes. We discussed the Mall of America, Marketplace, Horror Stories, going to Olive Garden and Times Square, all sorts of stuff. And that's on demand in the Marriage Appeal Show Clubhouse. We finally murdered a guy in Atlantic City. Sharp Doggie says, chew louder, Matt. There we go. What are you eating? Um, They make these Reese's peanut butter bars now where it's like an entire bar of Reese's peanut butter infused chocolate. Is that your dinner? I mean, basically. I'm going to eat after I get off the screen. I didn't have time to eat before, so I ran down the street to get a Coke and a candy bar. Amazing. um yeah so that was friday marriage appeal show clubhouse chit-chat and tidbits on saturday we had an all-new jackie naman jones the hands of paint I'm gonna switch brands here so we can take a look at some student paintings we did uh prince of space was the movie and we painted crank core the villain from prince of space crank and that sounds like a type of music like are you into crank or music yeah There's some really good ones. I wanted to show a few here. This one is the Phantom of Spring by Ingo Wolkmuth, which we're going to have to put on a digital holiday card. He kind of looks like the guy from Sesame Street who was I think he was like Mr. Noodle. He looks like that guy. I could see that. Sure. Let's see. This one. Well, this is mine. This is called Crankor. I hardly knew her. nice um this one waluigi energy to tim I know it's weird I was like looking off camera um this one is cool oh yeah this is breakfast of crank horror oh love b jones egg oh I love this one this is prince of space by rebecca biggs oh nice I see what you did there this might have been my favorite uh this is by dan willis this is called shut up no eye contact Yeah, that rock. Matt, you're making your way into people's artwork and dreams and nightmares. I love it. I think in a couple years, when all my dreams fail, there's going to be people who vaguely remember this. It's going to be like a Freddy Krueger type thing where they're like, where did you see that face before? Because I see that face sometimes. And then they'll all remember that they, thirty-five years ago, watched a live stream with a mentally ill guy doing a demon dance. This one's great. This is Spaced Prince drifting through the cosmos by Shade. nice um really some really great good stuff pieces up there go check them out they're all in a student gallery and uh if you sign up to become a student your first month is completely free um and there's a lot of uh it's just such a fun hang I I urge all of you check it out we do them every fourth saturday of the month and every second saturday of the month yeah and we got some some new jackie stuff in the works right now too we're actually it's true working on this weekend so uh so stay tuned if you like those two classes there may be a little more where that came from the future I hate that entire reese's bar way too fast now I'm all burpy I'm trying to like talk on the stream I'm like like so anyway yikes uh the next thing we got coming up is Like, just take a pause, John. Okay, yeah, so that happened on Saturday. And then Monday, we had the next Super Dumb Brothers. We played, it was chapter one of our two-chapter Ghostbusters playthrough. I'm calling them chapters now. It makes them sound more official. I'm all for it yeah we played uh well you played some retro ghostbusters games they're really terrible and then I played um the remastered ghostbusters game that just came out well it came out like years ago but the remaster came out somewhat recently yeah because yeah all the original voices come back for it it looks pretty yeah and it's actually written by them and everything so oh yeah it's like it's like the unofficial ghostbusters three it's uh um but yeah that was so much fun that's on demand in the super dumb bro super club um we do that every monday next week we'll be doing more ghostbusters game um for part two uh and then on tuesday we had an all-new episode of the marriage appeal show you guys might have seen the little preview at the beginning but we had our friends josh and colette flowers come on and um we played tko a game that we've played on super dumb brothers a few times um my hand movements for for tko you got to do the uh like the mac from obi sunny like this is weird like fight dancing it's the sound so um yes that episode is on demand we and we had such a fun night playing games with everyone we think we might be doing more of that so stay tuned uh tko is such a fun game to play with you guys and uh yeah yeah are there any plans to put the winning shirt into the store or was that yes um well also we realized after that as part of jackbox like you can just go to a link and you can buy any of the t-shirts people designed during the show it's wild yeah so I want to make one of those types of games but for like thong underwear where uh you can all design yes your own thong and then we can have the official dumb Industries thong with the design on it from one of them I mean I think we I'm pretty sure we can do that actually with oh we can have a thong made up I think we can do a thong everyone Can we make those pants up that were big in the two thousands that had like writing on the ass? Like we need one of those in the store. And it says like sweet or like juicy. It says like delicious. What was that? What a weird trend. What a weird time. You just see someone walking down the street and it says whore on their butt. I mean, come on. Oh, it was even worse. It's like occasionally you'd see one who'd like be wearing the pants backwards on accident. And so it's just like written across your front. And just that's like, you know, like delicious or whatever. We could make some pants like that. Yeah. They just say like dumb and big, you know, block letters on your ass. I think we could do that. I think we could do it. Let's look into that. We need to bring back all the two thousands passions. We're going to start with that and then we'll do jelly sandals after that. Okay, last night was Wednesday. We had an all-new Weird and Wonderful Wednesday Watch Along with Miss Emmy Martian. Here to give us the skinny on everything that went down is our very own... The straight dick on what's going on. Our very own Emmy Martian. Oh, man. Wait, Emmy doesn't have her camera on. Oh, there she is. There we go. Not straight. Not straight, Matt. That's a term that they use. Not straight. Oh, no. Wait a minute. She'll give you the straight dick on what happened down there at the bridge that night. I have the wrong volume on. I see what was going on there. Okay. Sorry. Now I can hear you. Hello. Hey. Hey, hey, hey. Yay, hey. Sorry, I had the Twitch volume on and yeah. You were delayed, I was delayed. Hello, welcome. I completely botched your opening too, so it's all good. There was some opening shenanigans there. All right. Hello, everybody. Calm down. Welcome, Emmy. I know you were going crazy during our intro because you wanted... No, I was just trying to get y'all to stop. I was just trying to get y'all to stop fighting. So you didn't. You didn't. I was trying to signal. Did people really think we were fighting? Break it up. Break it up, y'all, too. But I was just trying to, you know. But I feel like that's like ninety percent of what we do is like we discuss like we argue about. I mean, you know, Rogue One is the only movie that really understands the force like truly well. The force character in that is the only character that can. gets the force and the force is with me you watch those stupid those stupid jerry what's his name movies bar trek guy yeah whatever his name is I don't know oh jj abrams yeah him that guy that that jerry jerry jerry german abraham him he uh yeah yeah he doesn't he doesn't get it Jesus Jones. What are your thoughts on Rogue One? Do you like Rogue One? I mean, and Andor, which is going to be... Andor starts as soon as Daredevil ends. I can't wait. That's fine. But anyway, it is fine. It's also fine that you have your opinion, Matt. I'm okay with that. I'm not. Chris is not. I'm okay with Chris not being okay with it. I'm okay that he's not okay that you're okay with it. is that okay I'm not okay with people that have different opinions for me how often do I have to remind everyone that I yes master conflicting values that's not what I'm about the only time I think we've ever come close to having a real fight was over uh wireless headphones we oh yeah when you were trying to get me to switch from wireless headphones to wired headphones We did have a legitimate phone call. We had a screaming match. I think we were both under stress of other things, but that didn't help. It wasn't screaming, but you're like, Matt, you don't get it. I have it figured out. I'm like... This makes me feel better about myself, basically. This is all you've done. From all the times I've yelled at you? Yeah, exactly. I'm just like, oh man, okay, I don't feel like... You guys are painting me like I'm a monster. No, but that's the thing. I feel like you're not, so... no I was no I was I was I definitely deserved it I was being like super I was like you don't understand like the wireless headphones it gives me the freedom of motion and it's you know and I don't like having stuff over my ears and uh and uh and and now I just use uh wired earbuds and it's fine this this but that was this hand it drives me it drives me crazy matt it drives me crazy but I need it so that I can But I think that's pretty good. Matt and I have known each other for like eight years, and that's the biggest fight we've ever had was over headphones. Over wireless headphones. So yeah, so when we quibble at each other about Star Wars, that's just... The funny thing is, I picture this as y'all as twelve-year-olds getting in an actual fist fight, but about wireless headphones and broadcasting and stuff. I just picture that scene from what they live, the scene where he's trying to get him to wear the glasses and they have that big stupid fight in the alleyway. It's that with wired headphones. That's perfect. Put the headphones on! I expect your homework on the desk in the morning. Yeah. So, but last night we watched Peter Pan because that's what I, we didn't, I didn't come on here to just, like, distract and make the show twelve hours long, did I? Jesus Christ, Em, what did you do? Peter Pan, yes, it was wonderful. It was weird. It was, it had Tiger Lily played by Anna May Wong, the classic character. If y'all are familiar with Anna May Wong, she's just a Hollywood legend. I'll put it at that. Yeah, this is the silent. Nineteen twenty four version of Peter Pan, which is the closest to the original Peter Pan play that you can get. And the casting for Peter Pan was even done by J.M. Berry, the author, the original author of Peter Pan cast Betty as as Peter. So that's Mandok says Peter Pan is better than Rogue One. Yeah, I agree with that, I think. Oh, my God. It was great. It was a lot of fun. And I had probably the biggest turnout. Now, I do got to say briefly, I don't know who's here and who isn't, but I do have to say that, like, you know, there was a huge turnout and there was a lot of chat. I saw that. He had a huge turnout last night. It was amazing. Yeah. well as a mod you know sometimes I end up like you know you see something in chat and you've got a split second to make to make a decision and sometimes I end up deleting or modding or so if I if I deleted your post last night or something and you didn't say anything that you felt was that bad well it probably wasn't that bad I probably just pressed the button because I wasn't really I was, you know, sometimes you just, it scrolls so fast and you see a word and you're like, okay, well, I'm just going to click deny on that. Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes I just delete comments for fun. Sometimes I'm just like, I don't like that guy. That's hilarious. Everyone should join the Dumb Industries Weird and Wonderful Wednesday Watch Along membership, which is totally free over at dumb-industries.com slash weird. You can also kick in two dollars a month to help support Emmy and the show. And we've got And dumb industries, we're on fire. We've got so many cool things in the works. We've got so much stuff in the works, y'all. You have no idea. We can't even... My lips are sealed. We can't even say anything yet. Much like Belinda Carlyle, isn't it? Whose lips are sealed? Isn't that... Yes. Well, the Go-Go's, yeah. Was Belinda Carlyle in the Go-Go's? I always get the Go-Go's and the Bangles mixed up in my head. No, no. I could see getting the Go-Go's and Bananarama mixed up, maybe. Or Bananarama and the Bangles. I would get Bananarama and the Bangles mixed up more than the Go-Go's. That I can see. I feel like that's the six degrees of... This is just everybody disagree with Matt Knight about everything, I guess. Bananarama did stuff with Funboy Three, the guys from the specials, and Funboy Three covered Our Lips Are Sealed by the Go-Go's. So does that mean the Go-Go's is Ska? no the gogos are not ska are you sure because you said the specials and now I'm confused well that song our lips are sealed it's about uh terry hall from the specials they had an affair peter agreed that red track song sounded a little scotch chris so I um wait wait what's that Peter agreed that the the riff track song sounded Scottish on our stream that other day so you're you know I was playing around with chat GPT the other day because I just wanted to see what all the fuss was about and I asked is the riff tracks theme song ska and it actually it said although it is not traditional ska it does have elements of ska music these are the important debates of our times you know these are these are the things we're asking the important questions here at dumb industries and we're addressing real subjects that uh that concern real people so yes uh dan I'm sorry yes terry hall and she wrote the song together gogos did their version Okay, interesting. And Funboy Three did their version. I like the Funboy Three version, too. I'm glad I said something. I learned something new every day. Well, I learned something new every other day because I'm a nonconformist. But still, I'm glad I learned something new because learning is cool. I'm trying to forget a lot of things these days. That's where I'm at. Stupid people are happier, I believe. So I'm just trying my hardest to... Ignorance is bliss. And speaking of forgetting, you can forget all about Weird and Wonderful Wednesdays next week because I'll be on vacation. That's right. But we're Wednesday off for Emmy. Every once in a while, you've got to... I'm committed to fifty weeks a year, so I think it's what my contract says. it's true it's in ink you know I've got a I've got a pump you've got like contracts and chris is like a like barry gordy from motown where it's like it's I own you guys you've got to produce you're gonna pay us fifty dollars for all our songs wow Also, we should mention this. No Weird and Wonderful next Wednesday. Also, no new Martian Shadows on Tuesday. We'll be discussing in just a minute what's taking its place. Martian Shadows will be back in May. Weird and Wonderful will be back on April ninth. Trust me, there will be stuff that fills in the void in y'all's lives there that will be We'll have some Emmy-shaped stuff later in the month. I love it. But also, next Wednesday, Wednesday after that, Nicholas Nickleby by Charles Dickens. Yeah, we saw the trailer. What did you think of that trailer? Christopher Plummer, Nathan Lane. Yeah, everybody's in there. Alan Cummings. And Hathaway too, right? Yeah. Alan Cumming, who I'm so happy he's coming back as Nightcrawler. Nightcrawler. Yeah, yeah. We all saw that. That was the most exciting announcement. I love Nightcrawler. Let's take fifteen minutes to talk about the Avengers Doomsday announcement. That's what I expected to happen. I was like, why are they talking about Star Wars from twelve years ago when we could be talking about Doomsday? I know. Emmy, I'm not even going to ask you. You're sticking around for intermission. Let's just get right into it. All right. So the intermission video for today, I found... Online here, I'm getting the bed music ready to get turned off. So at Universal Studios in the early nineties, there used to be a Star Trek attraction where you could show up and they would film you and a bunch of people in your party and they would insert you into an episode of Star Trek. And that's what this is. It's like William Shatner and Mr. Spock photoshopped into a seven-minute long Star Trek episode starring tourists in Florida. And it's wonderful. You answered my first question, which was which track. It's like TOS Movie Arrow. Yes, yeah. Like around the time Star Trek came out. Oh, look at that. It's got the official fonts and everything. Oh, look, it's the center of the galaxy where God lives. What does God want with a starship? Is that what happens in Star Trek? God is in it? Star Trek V. Star Trek V is about Spock's half-brother steals the Enterprise to fly to the middle of the universe where God lives. And it turns out to be the Wizard of Oz. Basically, yeah. Star Trek V is not good, but it's kind of fun. But it's better than XIII or whatever. Oh yeah! Definitely not a reused shot from Star Trek II. Although this is a danger. Yeah, the hell the capabilities. They couldn't even shoot it on the same frame, right? Come on. Intent and serious about this video. The best assembled crew in the entire star. I am proud to serve with. It's picked up an unusual energy force emanating from the planet. Clearly a different ship. A pattern I've never seen before. My hot pockets already contact the planet have been unsuccessful. Please acknowledge signal. What do you make of it, Spock? Starfleet has changed its child labor laws. They're unable to respond. It's Kirstie Alley. They're unwilling to respond. I'm picking up a Klingon vessel. At least they knew what to do with their time. Oh, I would want to be one of the Klingons in this tape. Oh. Oh. that guy is like uh what oh this poor child yeah you have to die at war with aliens When you just really can't be bothered to put that much effort into your acting. This is like that scene in Airplane when everybody panics. Right. Wasn't that Nevis part of the Sixth Doctor? oh yeah don't you hate it when this happens oh my god they knew exactly where to hit us they did below the belt oh he changed outfits oh it's the whole flat button flat one button thing from the end of star trek two whole star trek three ending what the was that She was just saying, from my heart, I salute. From my heart. My heart goes out to you. It goes out to you. That's what she was doing. Yeah! Get it, girl! She's having way too much fun on this. This one, that lady, I want her to play Klingons for real. Not you. Get out of here. I wish everybody in this Klingon ship were real Klingons. They're clearly just, like, actually drunk, and they're like, you know what would be fun? We ruin the family's trip to Florida by being tanked in their Star Trek video. I don't know about that roused hour in Klingon, though. A strange energy force has rendered both the Enterprise and the Klingon ship... Unusual suspects. We're about to send Jor-El to the Phantom Zone. I know, it's just like, guilty. Guilty. Oh no, they're inside my ass. This is like how the colonoscopy footage looks. Oh no, it's like Bigfoot and Wildboy. They're getting smashed with rubber rocks. Yeah, get him, kid. That's what you blow the belt. Yeah, stupid wig. This orgy's off to a slow start. See, I told you Deep Sleep Nine wasn't good. This is an outrage! This is nice to be the production value of an episode of Marscape, though, so it's, uh... The first side of feet with Max Tusk in its entirety! With all the stops as Lindsey Buckingham intended! The nine minute long version of Para written on cocaine. Yeah dude, Bella did a better job than this in frickin' Ride of the Monsters. I thought this was going to be one of those pinnacle porn videos. Okay, I'll be late. The guy on the left looks like the bass player from Pantera or something. We'll crush you. They stole this opening from the opening of Lower Decks, didn't they? Oh, I was going to say they stole this from that Arkham Knight video I believe in a game called Love. I think that happened in that video too. I keep expecting that Klingon to have like a six pack of bush or like high life or something. I know he looks like such a like a frat dude or something. Frat Klingon. Who's party? Yeah. We are going to play some cornhole down by the pond, Razor. I think they were doing their sorority pledge there. Go D-E-L-T-A. We believe there is great hope for you, for you are not as different from each other as you may believe. They ran out of shat in their budget. If you fail to become allies, the other path will bring you ruin. Farewell. Okay. Bye-bye, Nana. I love you, Merc. Kiss me. I don't understand how they couldn't... How the Klingons are so bad. Mr. Scott. We'll be going to Warpsby. Rally all the children in your engineering deck, uh... And then you get done with this and they give you like a crappy VHS tape of this. There's like your name on it and stuff. That would be pretty exciting though, right? Well, except for the Klingons needed to be better. I feel like if the Klingons were better, it would be exciting. Oh, they were having fun. It was fine. Kyle got to climb on one of their backs and hit him with a rubber rock. Oh, a stinger! Um, yeah, you know, we had lowered expectations back in the, in, in those days in the eighties, I guess. Um, Emmy, you have to stick around cause we have a couple of things we gotta, we gotta discuss. Just like I said, contractually obligated. You're contractually obligated to hang out for coming scene. Yeah. Okay, I'm definitely not drinking during the show. So Tuesday, April first, twenty twenty five, April Fool's Day. Happy April Fool's Day, everybody. We do not have any plans to do anything silly or goofy, but we are going to deviate a little bit from what we normally do because it's a rare open Tuesday that we have. And I didn't feel like throwing the Ichabod get up on again after we did it just so soon and it was already too close together so what's something else fun that we like to do that we can fill the time with we thought to ourselves and the answer we came up with it was let's do another matt tv so we're doing a matt tv matt tv yes that'll be what you would say right on our website dumb dash industries.com slash matt tv you can register now totally free to join um And for those of you that don't know, Matt TV is just where I play radio DJ for the night. Basically, I do a couple hours with music videos. Yeah, I guess I should say it's so much fun. Matt, you're an amazing VJ. Like Martha Quinn or like downtown Julie Brown or other Julie Brown. As long as you don't say VJJ. Oh, God. Yeah, that's going to be Tuesday, April first, because that's taking the place of Martian Shadows, as we mentioned earlier. But now this is really exciting, guys. Tuesday, April eighth. we're debuting something matt and emmy you guys have not even seen this yet but we're going to watch the trailer for what now it can be told oh we have a trailer oh here we go just like months ago we've been yes we've been sitting on this for a while I will say no more let's watch the trailer Thank you. I'm just basking in it. I'm just basking in the glow and the warmth and the awesomeness. Artwork by Carmen Serra. I have to give him a shout out. This is so exciting. Movies Are Dumb was now the show that I produced at QED pre-pandemic for a few years. Frank Conniff used to do it all the time. Matt's done it a bunch. We had so many great comedians just come in and riff on terrible movies. And we're testing this out. We want to see what you guys think of the idea of Matt, Emmy, and myself riffing on really bad movies. And the distinction between this and the older Matt, Emmy, Chris things are those were more kind of watch party-ish. And this is more like we wrote shit for this. We wrote, we recorded stuff. This is going to be good, y'all. We had so much fun recording it and then just working on it. It's one of those things. I don't tend to watch stuff back a lot, but this thing, just from editing, and I'm like, this thing is so damn funny. I can't wait for people to see. We did this a couple months ago, but we've just been waiting until the right time to drop it. Yeah. And we had, you know, like with the, the mads and stuff, we were just trying to find a good place to, to slot that in and everything. And, uh, and yeah, it's, uh, it's, it's, we wrote shit. Did I really say that? We wrote shit. And that was what Matt said, I believe. but what we do our other watch parties we just like show up so uh yeah this is like uh it's a production and we're gonna be debuting it on twitch on april eighth and that is gonna be on demand uh we'll have more details about that soon but I hope everyone can join us for the uh yeah for the premiere And we may or may not make a piece of merch or two inspired by the merchandise that shows up in the film. And Yeti, Giant of the Twentieth Century. I mean, it's just one of the funniest things I've ever seen. There's so much love and joy and fun and energy put into this recording, y'all. I have seen some rough cut stuff of it as well. Yeah. it I it was cracking me the hell up I know yeah I'm I'm so I'm so excited to see the finished product because the the story like just as a like a like an elevator a nutshell pitch to everyone it's essentially what if king kong but about a yeti and made by italian people in the early eighties So everybody's dubbed, everybody's, you know, it's great. And I'll be watching that on the train ride back, I think, or something. I'm not sure. What is that, Tuesday? Tuesday, April eighth. That'll be right before I come back for the next Weird Wonderful Wednesday. Nice. Bart Fargo is asking, is this the same as Yeti Der Schneemanschnash? Yes, it is that same movie that I used the trailer for in an older Mary Jo Peele episode. I've used it a couple times for Mads. Yeah, for whatever reason, I can only ever find the German trailer, but it is an Italian production and they would like it. And they did it how they used to do Italian movies back then where they'd have like an international cast and everybody would just be speaking their own language at each other and just like dub it all into one language depending on where it was going. So like some people's mouths moved to what they're saying and some people's don't. It's one of those. It's a very good way to make a movie. I remember the trailer and when we watched this movie, like I still was unprepared. Like even having seen the trailer a couple of times in the pre-shows. We were dying. When we watched it, it's so much better. It's so much better than that trailer. If you saw that trailer, don't let that, don't let that like. Yeah. yeah don't let that cloud your vision or whatever I don't know what's the I've lost my I don't know don't let don't let this dumb movie about a yeti be spoiled for you by this the spoilerific trailer uh uh but yeah everyone uh we'll have more info on that soon but Really excited to get the trailer and finally have a date to release this. Someone, I think it was Rocket Dave said, I'm assuming this is why Emmy picked the Abominable Snowman for us to watch several Wednesdays ago. You guys are smart. Yeah, we were going to debut this last month, and then things got held up a little bit. Yeah, that was half the reason why we picked Yeti, because it was like we were coming off the Christmas season. It was still kind of cold, so we were like, what kind of cold-ish movie we can do that's not Christmassy? Yeah, yeah. then we just wound up doing it in April anyway it'll still be fun it'll be better than you can ever yeah anyways it's a lot of fun it rocks y'all are in for a great time there's a song in the riff that I've had stuck in my head on and off for months now at this point now does this come does this come before Return of the Yeti or does this come after Last Yeti Is this episode seven, the last Yeti, or is this... Wait, of what? Of Yeti Wars. Of Yeti Wars, yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Matt got my joke. I appreciate you following along. Sorry, that went over my head. My favorite's The Phantom Yeti, which is about a tiny child Yeti who is rescued from slavery and then destroys a starship. yeah I've ever told y'all my theory on bigfoot I probably have in one of our recordings I guess what's real but he's probably just a large hairy man who's living off grid and when people see him it's just like a giant you know you mentioned this at least twice every episode we do there's just a big zach wild guy out you know like it's just you know He's really old by now is what I'm thinking, though, Matt, if that's the truth. But there's there's multiple people at this point who have had to just like, you know, like in Gruber style, almost. So it's just it's just Alan Moore, basically, is what you're saying. Bigfoot is Alan Moore. Bigfoot is Alan Moore. That's that's not a bad. It's not a bad sentence. Yeah. Emmy, we already have you here. We're almost at the end of the show. Do you want to just hang out? Okay. All right. Let's do one more. We got one more big announcement. We've already announced this, but Tuesday, April fifteenth at eight p.m. Eastern is going to be the next episode of the Mads are back. We're doing an all new live episode. And this is going to be a night of springtime shorts, which I'm so excited about. We're going to have a poster artwork real soon for this. Carmen did some amazing work for this. But you can right now get those tickets on sale at dumb-industries.com slash a night of springtime shorts. It's going to be awesome. The shorts are really good, this one. I like some anytime shorts. They're a little bit shorter. They're above the knee more so than like a cargo short is more of a late summer, right before fall type of short. What are your thoughts on boxer shorts? I'm a jams girl myself. I grew up with jams. If you don't know what jams are, we were talking about jams the other night. They were the ones that went past your knees so that you could basically get away with dress code because that was what the dress code said in all the schools. Your pants have to go below your knees because you weren't allowed to wear shorts, so they just made shorts that were too big below kids' knees. uh yes everyone get your tickets for the mads are back vimeo pulled a fast one on us man for years we've been doing pre-orders on vimeo on demand and now they without reason without their product specialists even knowing now we don't do that anymore no pre-orders so can't do a pre-order for this one but uh okay We also can't do one for Yeti or else we... I know, we were going to do a pre-order for Yeti, but it's so frustrating. I didn't even realize that you called them and they were basically just like, huh, I guess we don't do that anymore. Yeah, it took them four days to find out, oh yeah, we don't offer that anymore. It's like, you're the product specialist? You don't know that a major feature was just removed without any notice? This is the shit I have to deal with. uh okay but anyway tuesday april fifteenth also happens to be my birthday so you're all required to come legally three days so it's a yes my birthday's tax day yeah matt's birthday is april twelfth so uh you guys have to be there you gotta come gotta come Got to do it. It's written in the rules. When you sign up for one of our memberships and the giant terms and conditions you sign, that's one of the myriad of things that you agree to. does that make you both aries is that yeah yeah oh that's that explains a lot it does it does don't you love when people say that when they're like you tell me and they're like oh yeah that tells me a lot about it yeah is there anything really even to like signs because I I feel like there's there's not I mean like I know the moon does stuff that's how like periods which I still understand Ares is supposed to be the beginning of the cycle and y'all are tended to be a little bit more like bullheaded because you've never really done anything before. You kind of think that you could just do whatever and you don't really think necessarily about the consequences and you sort of charge straight through things. That's the stereotyping of Ares. I think the reason we are the way we are with our birthdays is that just April's a bad time to have a birthday. Like in school growing up, it was always when like exams and stuff were happening or, you know, and now as an adult, it's like when tax stuff is happening. So it's just, it's a lame time of year. So you're just kind of, so that's why we are how we are. Yes. All right. We should get into our future presentation. Yeah. School sitcoms. It's that time. Thanks for watching everybody. Yeah. Thanks for hanging out. Let's get right into our future presentation. Oh, yeah, what are we doing next week before we get into it? Next week, I know we've picked out the entire month of April. And for Mystery Hour, we're going to be doing... Oh, wow, this is a good one. We're going to be watching prank shows. Oh, yeah. Prank shows. Shows like Scare Tactics, Punk'd. There's a bunch. The newer candid camera maybe. I was going to say candid camera, right? Yeah. Uh, but yeah, that'll be fun. So come back next week for that. But, uh, but yeah, tonight we are watching, uh, you've made it to the, the, the meat of the program. Uh, we're doing school sitcoms tonight in the eighties and nineties. We were overwrought with a myriad of programs that took place in schools and classrooms where like the classroom was like the, the main set. And then you had just like a wacky group of kids, you know, and, uh, and uh and I have a couple picks here that I think are diverse enough for being some a similar topic that there's you know you can kind of oh are we still doing diversity I thought I thought they cut that out that was over right it's as diverse as a bunch of shows about uh white people in the seventies so it's uh but I've got like one one or two from like the seventies early eighties then one from the two thousands as you'll see here in just a moment. M. Campbell. Congratulations. Congrats again, M. Campbell. You did it. There we go. Okay, so here are an episode of Welcome Back, Cotter. I will have you all know this is an episode about a telethon, I believe, that I found. Welcome back, welcome back. John Travolta, Gabe Kaplan, the guy from Nightmare on Elm Street, or Friday the Thirteenth Part Six, who helps revive Jason, who played Horshack, all those guys, good stuff. Yeah, Horshack randomly shows up in Friday the Thirteenth. Well, I know, but that's your touchstone. Go on. That is my touchstone, yeah. Next up, we have Degrassi, The Next Generation. This episode, I wish I could have picked the one with Kevin Smith in it, but it was a little long. This one is parodying Breakfast Club, I believe. For those of you that never watched Degrassi before... a show that was on can't like canadian television for like a decade I think next generation ran it ran a really long time and it was like sort of like a soap opera for kids they tackled a lot of heavy subjects drake was on it uh before he became a big rapper and then later a cry baby who gets owned and uh rap battles uh so uh so so there's there's there's there's that Degrassi. Next up we have Head of the Class. This was another eighties show that took place in the classroom. I believe this one had Tan Schneider in it. Oh yes. Of Better Off Dead fame and numerous weird Nickelodeon stories from his time. I expected this one to be salute my shorts that's a summer camp is that okay yeah that's more a summer camp because yeah like I was looking at like hey dude and stuff too and debating on that that's a ranch that is a ranch yes I've seen all these shows And then lastly, we have Saved by the Bell, the new class. I found we'd done Saved by the Bell a handful of times on the show. I didn't want to just go straight for the normal thing. So I picked an episode of Saved by the Bell, the new class, which was in the early two thousands. I think the only it's the nineties. Yeah, the nineties. And the only returning cast members were Screech and the teacher. And no, no, no. Zack and Slater and Screech are all in it. Oh, Zach. Okay. I don't think. Oh, and Kelly is. But I don't think Jesse Spano, Lisa Turtle, Belding. I think you're thinking of the college years. The new class is a different show. Oh, the new class. I'm sorry. Yeah, I was thinking of the college years. Yeah, but the new class is just Screech and the teacher. Oh, so that I haven't seen much of at all. So that should be interesting. And I have two different episodes for you to pick from, Chris, if we get this one that's very early on. Because New Class ran for like seven or eight seasons, so I have one from very early on. Yeah, I was on way longer than you were. Later on, if you want to watch an older Screech, be more pathetic, I'll leave that to your discretion if that one gets picked. Dan Wally is asking, I believe this one does have John Travolta in it as far as the Welcome Back Cotter there, which has my pick there. John Travolta does show up in this episode. That's what I'm rooting for, is the Cotter. So yeah, and then lastly we have Stan Lee's Stripperella. It came back from the dead last week during our wild card episode, and the people really want to see it apparently, so you have another chance at watching Which reminds me, why am I here for this and not Silver Surfer? Damn it. I know. Guys, we have six donations here. I really want to give everyone a shout out here. Let's try to get through these as quickly as possible. Oh, and I got... Oh my god. Hold on. Okay, here we go. First one. is from, oh, we already did that one. This one's from Adam Noble. Adam, thank you, Adam. Adam says, I'd like to hear either David Lynch or Columbo recite the Luthan speech from Andor, the one with burn my life to see a sunrise I'll never see. I do like the idea of doing movie quotes and stuff. Yeah, I was going to say, I'm not... I mean, I know what he's talking about there. Yeah, it's like the very... Not like I could... to do the tears in the rain speech from blade runner later when whenever y'all give me feel free to just send on those shakespearean soliloquies any old time and uh um let's see I'm gonna just do a couple lines from this this is david lynch um here we go Calm, kindness, kinship, love. I've given up all chance at inner peace. I've made my mind a sunless space. I share my dreams with ghosts. I wake up every day to an equation I wrote fifteen years ago from which there's only one conclusion. I'm damned for what I do. My anger, my ego, my unwillingness to yield, my eagerness to fight. They've set me on a path from which there is no escape. I yearn to be a savior against injustice without contemplating the cost. And by the time I look down, there is no longer any ground beneath my feet. What is my sacrifice? I'm condemned to use the tools of my enemy to defeat them. I burn my decency for someone else's future. I burn my life to make a sunrise that I know I'll never see. And the ego that started this fight will never have a mirror or an audience or the light of gratitude. So what do I sacrifice? Everything. Just a few lines. All right. Good job. Thank you so much, Adam. All right. Next up, we got Spirocythe, who wants to hear Carl singing Don't Stop Believin' by Journey. And I have a meme. Matt, why don't you start singing? I'm going to get the meme up here. All right, Dan. You want to hear about that there girl who never stopped believin'? Well, you want to know I got enough time here in the nervous hospital. I can tell you all about it. Mm-hmm. She was just a small town girl, not much bigger than a squirrel, living in her lonely world. She took that there midnight train going anywhere. He was just a city boy, not much bigger than a squirrel himself, born and raised in South Detroit. He took the midnight train going anywhere. They was in a smoky room together, smelled like wine and cheap shampoo or potted meat or whatever it smells like in there before a smile they could share that their night and go on and on and on and on would you kill the night for would you kill the night All right, that's amazing. Spirosite's got his meme here for this one. It's so funny. This is Matlock, and that's Matt as Matlock. You really look different when you have a whole, when you have Andy Griffith's body and hair on your face. And that's Big Ed there. What's on your, and that's you as the judge, what's on your desk? It looks like a bowl of olives. Did we talk about olives? Oh, yeah, olive penis. Oh! Oh, the olive penis. Yes, of course. How could we forget? Of course. How could you have scrubbed that? Is the witness carrying a cup that says Merle Haggard on it? It does indeed say Merle Haggard, and I believe that is a picture of Merle Haggard as well. Are we talking about Merle Haggard? I don't remember that. well I bring up that merle haggard shows up and follow that bird the sesame street movie because that's the only time I've been talking about he does show up I saw that movie in the theater and I'm a big fan of that movie thank you so much spire said all right next one here this one is from lucius Thank you so much, Lucius. Thank you. Lucius says, Gollum and Columbo VJ, a late-nineties alternative rock show on MTV. All right, well, we're just back from the break here, and I really enjoyed this next piece. It's from a singer called Michael Jackson. Yes, precious souls, and after that, we will be back with a new hour of Headbangers Ball, precious souls. Alright, we're doing nineties, okay. Uh, and then after that, we'll have a marathon of, uh, Yo! MTV Raps. Yes, preciouses, we're going to have, uh, Ozzy Osbourne and Zach Wilde are the guests on Headbangers Ball, preciouses, and then Yo! MTV Raps will be having Public Enemy and be learning about the Wu-Tang Clan. And don't forget to stick around for the Jon Stewart Show right after all of this. And we'll be giving away tickets to Loverboy later. All right. That was great. Thank you, Lucius. Next one here from Melissa C. No prompt whatsoever. Oh, that could be who we thought was Michael Campbell. oh but uh melissa thank you so much um how should we do a shout out um for whatever reason I've had the growing pains theme song stuck in my head a lot lately so uh so so here's that as a as sung by by randy newman uh This is for you, Melissa. Show me that smile again. Don't waste another minute on your quiet. We're nowhere near the end. Randy and Melissa's ready to begin. As long as we got each other. Randy can take anything. Coming at him, whatever. Neither rain or shine. Oh, God, we got another one. I skipped this one earlier. Well done, Matt. Thank you. Thank you, Melissa. From Rose F. Rose says, love you. Can Columbo issue a child support order to brother Ichabod for mistress? Of the damned. Um... Okay, uh... Uh, sir, uh... Yes, what is it? Is your name, uh... Would your name happen to be Brother Ichabod? Uh, actually, my legal name is Walter Mankiewicz, but yes, that is an alias I use for show business. Uh, well, Mr. Mankiewicz, I am, uh... Sorry to inform you, but, uh... You have a child support order from, uh, Gardenia, Mistress of the Damned. That's right, sir. You have to appear in court at this time, or you could face criminal charges. Well, that'll do. Okay, well, wait, just there, I have, uh, do you take, do they take traveler's checks? They might want to wait until next Wednesday to try and cash this! Uh, well, I can't guarantee anything, sir, but I will try my best. How about a gift card? That'll do. All right. Thank you. Thank you so much, Rose. Okay, last one, and then we'll pick our winner here. This one comes from Froggy Wizard. Oh, hey, Froggy Wizard. Thank you. Froggy Wizard says, had my gallbladder and a big old uterine fibroid yeeted out of my body today. Oh, my God. God. I hope you're okay. Could use a great small distraction only you guys can provide. How about Randy Newman and David Lynch singing a song together and Randy is about four beats off. So just how we sing things normally. So about four beats off. Just do like Billie Jean or something. Um. How do we, I'm trying to think, I'm sorry. I'm trying to, that's a great idea. I'm trying to think of the best way to go about it. Maybe I'll do row, row, row your boat. And then you come in like, you know, after I say row, row, row your boat. Okay. We'll do it that way. I'm just going to wait comically long though. Yes. Emmy, feel free to do the third version. Third voice too. Okay. Row, row, row your boat Gently down the stream Merrily, merrily, merrily Life is but a dream Row, row, row your boat Gently down the stream. Row, row, row your boat. Merrily, merrily, merrily. Gently down the stream. Life is but a dream. Randy, Randy, Randy. Row, row, row your boat. Life is but a dream. Gently down the stream. You got a boat. Merrily, merrily, merrily. Row, row, row your boat. Life is but a dream. Gently down the stream. Row, row, row your boat. Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily. Life is but a dream. Row your boat. Gently down the stream. That was insane. I hope we have first-time viewers who just tuned in just now and wondering what mental disorders we all have. The answer for me is obsessive compulsive disorder and bipolar too. Okay. Froggy Wizard, we hope you're doing well. yes that was a great idea thanks for watching tonight yeah all right let's see what are we which school sitcom are we going to watch I'm going to hit show results whatever's in the top spot is what's going to be wow yeah oh you guys are into the kata I I kind of had a feeling Once I saw Dan Wally ask that question, I mean, I kind of had a feel. I kind of know our audience, you know. Our audience might skew a little bit older. The people want Stripperella. I don't know the audience. There's always a third of every group that I'm like, who are you people? Who are you people? Who are you? Here we go. Welcome back. Welcome back. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, okay. Did you tell me about the time I went to visit my Uncle Moe Cotter in the hospital? No. Why don't you tell me about the time you went to visit your Uncle Moe Cotter in the hospital? Oh, man. I'm going to get my hair blown out like that. He was in an oxygen tent, and I went to see him, and he looked up at me. Is Gabe Apple in the most seventies with a man that ever existed? Yes. He had a sweater vest and a giant collar and a hat and a perm. That's what I asked my aunt. I said, what is he trying to say? She said, he's saying air hose dummy is stepping on the air hose. Why don't you have a Kleenex box on your arm? Yeah, let's go. One of the best themes, y'all. I used to imagine you're driving to the airport and it comes on the radio. Matt, Matt, it's my jam, yo. Matt, I think your volume is lowering again. In and out, I don't know what's happening. Well, I'm playing around with your echo cancellation, but I can tell your input volume is really low. Epstein. Let's hear it for Epstein. I know there's some Epsteins. Oh, Barbarino! There he is. Travolta. He's only in, like, the last two seasons. How about this? That's better. Oh, look, it's the Coen brothers. StreamYard, like, automatically adjusts your input volume on your Mac. It's weird. Pat Croft and Spid... Marty... This school looks like a better police station set than the police station set in that David Hasselhoff movie about Jack the Ripper we watched. There he is. Everybody in this room looks thirty-four years old. Nobody looks like a student. Well, they are a bunch of dropouts, so you know. Like they look the same age as the teacher. You think this man's Italian? So it's each season like a different school year or? I don't think they thought that far ahead. It's like, you know, when you watch M.A.S.H. and it goes on longer than the actual war it's depicted. Dear Mr. Carter, as usual, by the time I got around to Mimeo-ing the tests for your class, the Mimeo machine broke down. Now, here's a little story. We need to bring back accents like this. You don't hear people sound like this anymore. Oh. I'm the Italian Doctor Who. She's the one with the bazooties. Oh. That was ad-libbed. Probably was. Oh. promised all right look come on let's get to work okay someday I'll be in a movie directed by fred durst wasn't that funny I don't believe this two months ago I asked how can I reach these kids told me said I should pick one up at the gas station does he ever smoke weed on this right you need supplies and you need money well we could raise money there's plenty of ways to raise money someone should reboot welcome back cotter you could be a good mr cotter chris I can see that I got it I got it hey that's actually funny this performance is great the car wash I think we're gonna raise a little extra money on the hubcaps at the car wash were the sweat hogs like slow like I get that they were like yeah yeah I believe yeah I believe that's that's implied is that they're remedial learners that's just but like are they just like athlete dumb or are they like they need to be in like a special program because listening to some of the talk I don't know it's like Let's, you know, we live in a different time now. So, yeah. I-S-B. I-S-B. Like, I wouldn't trust some of the sweat hogs along with a pair of scissors. It's about time we get bent off the streets into the school here. Are you kidding? I'll take that bit. Mr. Carter. Mr. Carter. I wonder if his jeans are uncomfortably tight. They do owe a lot to the Bowery Boys. I think they used to pump nitrous into the studio audience in these tapings. When charities want to raise money, they always go on TV. I think there's just residual cocaine everywhere. That's it. It's just like a mist in the air. Or it's like that thing where people just found, like, lamer stuff funnier back then. It's like the comedy version of, like, that movie about the train that goes straight at the camera where everybody's like, ugh, you know? Yeah, I know the channel. The only time I can get it is if I hook my antenna up to my toaster. That's the one. Well, Mr. Carter, I feel that they would just leap at the chance for a sweat-hot telethon. Arnold, why don't you leap back to your seat? Marjo said Gabe Kaplan was thirty to thirty-four years old when the show was on. That's incredible. Nobody could possibly convince a television station to do a sweat hog telethon. Nobody in their right mind would even try. People just looked all the way back at him. We're all thirty-five years old and still in high school. We're dumb enough to try. Your sweat hogs have been treated in regard to supplies and I promise you it will never happen again. Ask me why it will never happen again. Is that Ray Milan? Why is that? Why will it never happen again? It's funny you should ask that, Cotter. I've been making some budget cuts, and unless the money fairy comes up with seven hundred big ones. Elon Musk and Doge came through when they said we don't have any money for you stupid football players anymore if you can't cough up the dough. You can't do that. Well, this isn't for the football players, unfortunately. It'd be fine if he was cutting the football players. Well, what were the sweat hogs? I thought they were the football players. You can't break us up. I mean, we go together. Like submarine and sandwich. You sweat hogs will be absorbed in the mainstream of the school, where you will never be seen or heard from again. That I don't know. It's not football related, though, Matt. Oh, is it not? I thought they were basketball or football. Someone can clear this up. No. Oh, Cowboy says no, Matt. They're just special. I thought that they were like athletes that were slow, but not like slow, slow. I've clearly never given this show a lot of thought, I guess. And I am going to convince them into doing a sweat hog telethon. So why were they called? Because I always assumed that the sweat hog was like a mascot or something, or they just called the sweat hogs because they stuck, or they just like... You guys suck. You're just the outcast. It's just the way of saying, like, we're the losers and we're proud of it. Like, we're the misfits. You call my TV station about it. Oh, Oliver, thanks for coming over. Well, I don't know how revolutionary it is. Hey, don't worry about it, kid. I'm a genius. Is that Doug Henning? Whatever you got, I can make it work. I got a telethon. I can't make it work. Oliver, look, it would be a direct remote right from this classroom. I've got an idea. I see. I see. Batman Monkey says they're remedial, not special needs. Okay. Students working on their own behalf. They're ambiguously slow. It's hard for me to keep up. Oliver, you're a genius. Oliver, you're a genius. Becky says sweat hogs are the dumb industry guys at their time. Hell yeah. Really? Those pants. Oh, my God. Did you see those pants? Yes. My sweat hogs can perform. They're almost like JNCOs. Whoa, phrasing. This guy looks like a cocaine detective. Those are my students, the sweat hogs. And they've got all sorts of talents. I'm sure you'd love them if you got a chance to see them. Was this pre-Carrie? It's definitely pre-Saturday Night Fever. I don't know if it's pre-Carrie or not. Probably like night before Carrie. See, this is cool because they get to do this when they normally, you know, The ambiguously slow quartet. The ambiguously slow quartet. Mr. Cotter reminds me of my choir teacher from middle school who was just like so checked out. He was just like... Can we do a little musical number next time we do something? Please. Little song, little dance, little selfie down your pants. His girlfriend looks like one of the Manson girls. He's distracting me. Tell your friend Squeaky you can hang out with her tonight. We're doing a telethon over here. I thought that was Mandy. I can't tell because of the glasses, but I thought it was Mandy. Look at those pants! Ugly seventies fashion needs to come back into vogue. Like all those awful colors. Oh, it already is. It's been back for a while. Like the, like the rust orange and like, Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Okay. Oh yeah. There's a whole world of colors out there, Matt. Well, I know, but there's, but in the seventies, there was a color palette that was very big. Yeah. It's a very brown palette. Very brown. There's a lot of brown in the seventies. For earth tones, yeah. We were getting back to our roots as a civilization. I just think everybody was smoking back then, so those colors concealed nicotine tar a lot better. Oh, she took off the glasses. She did the Superman thing. Now they don't recognize her. If I take my glasses off on television, they won't be able to place me at Sharon Tate's house. Nice camera. Play it again, Sham. Let me make you smile. Tell me I could see. I'm doing my number. This is how to pull yourself together. The show must go on. Those kids are the sound off in the chat. If you'd like me to start wearing a beret on live streams, I'm going to invest one. Yes. I think you could pull off a beret, Matt. I think it needs to happen. I'm ready for a beret for you. That's more of like an artsy beret, though. Well, I'm hoping that maybe it'll bring a little bit more class. Like, it'll just sort of, like, sink into your brain pan the way, like, Chambrayne does through his whole follicles. There's, like, the artsy beret, like, he's wearing, and then there's, like, the revolutionary beret, you know? Move away. It's a win-win. My name is Mr. Cotter, and we'd like to welcome you to the Sweathog Telephone. Hello. Oh, yeah, the little guy with the short hair. What am I wearing? Oh, that's Juan Epstein, yeah. He does have very pretty hair in this. Hey, Juan, somebody wants to pay money to see your face. Get out in front of the camera. Somebody wants money for feet pics from you. You should send them some pics of your feet. Okay. We'll be right back with the rest of our telethon, so stay with us. We have a word from station, identification, and we'll see you in a minute. Who's filming all this, though? It's like they just got a camera. It says television on it. I think about this all the time. Anytime you're watching a show where they're making a movie or TV show in the show, it has to be so confusing because there's the equipment that's on the screen, but then there's the real equipment that's filming. Do you think the crew was ever like, is that the real camera or the fake camera? It's got to be confusing. I would imagine they just keep the real camera in shot. If you're the other cameraman, you've set it up so that the other camera is occasionally in shot. Yeah. See, if I were the crab, you worry that you bang your equipment up in a shot. And you're going to send in your money soon, right? Okay. Well, we'd like to start off right now with the boy you just met. This is at least as good a telethon as the one that we held last year. One piece live action is not as good as they said it would be. Oh, now this is the sequel to Beetlejuice, isn't it? This is basically what Matthew McConaughey got arrested for that one time when he was naked, right? The naked part, I think, is kind of key there. Playing my bongos, playing my bongos naked. Okay, then. That's at least as good as... The show is just a lesson in like, what if you're real stupid, but you just have all the charisma in the world? How far will that get you? Answer everywhere. Yeah. Two dollars, one dollar. Are those two guys like plotting to kill him in the background? Where are they? I have a knife and a blindfold under my desk. dime you say a dime everybody had the same here back then I know it didn't matter man woman boy girl if you didn't have curly hair like you got a perm oh yeah I wish I wish it was that easy now I'd go and get a panda tonight on Ed Gein Theater.
Matt & Chris dig through the archives to find all sorts of crap we never got the chance to watch for an all-new episode of The Dumb Industries Mystery Hour, which culminates in an epic viewing of their favorite show: Supermarket Sweep!
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Monday, March 17, 2025 @ 8pm ET: Super Dumb Bros. Play The Walking Dead (Part Two)
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Wednesday, March 19, 2025: Weird & Wonderful Wednesday Watchalongs: The Informer (1935)
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Friday, March 21, 2025 @ 8pm ET: The Mary Jo Pehl Show Clubhouse: Chit-Chat & Tidbits #23
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Tuesday, March 25, 2025 @ 8pm ET: The Mary Jo Pehl Show Game Show Night
Feature Presentation: A 1994 episode of Supermarket Sweep
Transcript: Yeah, Jackie and I'm starting this off. The Rams get down so nobody's scoffed. And don't you worry cause the Rams are rapping. When game time comes, we'll be back to zapping. We can't sing and our dance is not pretty. But we'll do our best for the team and the city. So get on your feet and clap your hands. Let's ram it right now with the L.A. Rams. Hollywood handsome, Dodge City tough. If you throw it my way, it's gonna get rough. I like to ram it as you can see. Nobody likes ramming any more than me. They call me Jeter. Nobody dresses sweeter. But under this cool is a quarterback, Mr. Jeter. I come from the end, looking for the sack. I don't stop coming till I put him on the back. It's a limousine, Woody. My moves are like dreams. They call me the demon on special team. I know how to rock from the toes to the head. When I pull the trigger, I'll knock you dead. I'm a mountain man from West VA. They call me Herc, and I came to play. I learned long ago if you ram it just right, you can ram it all day and ram it all night. Ram it. Take a look at my stock I catch what they told me and I like to block I'm quick off the line as I can be Cause I don't want dick running over me This is Babyface and I don't yield I'm a tackling fool on the football field From the Jersey Shore to Boboa Bay If you run at me, you'll have a bad day This is R.B., no speedball brown Fastest man in the whole damn town Cars and ladies are a part of my creed But more than that, I feel the need for speed This is Catcher, out to make a run With shades on, I can catch a BB in the dark So now you're ready and I'm sure you'll agree That ramming is fun when you're ramming with me So let's ram it today. Redden here, I'm a pumpin' iron man. If Eric can't get it, I will and I can. I'm stronger to come, but I've got a brain. And stopping me is like stopping a train. I'm Carly, the General of the Duke. I make the calls and the coaching they'll do. This motorcycle hit has got style and class. If you come my way, I'll knock you on your ass. Toucha is the name to intimidate. Passing my way, I'll see you later. Quick on my feet, the ladies agree. Before they know it, they'll ram it with me. The Iceman, come on, Leroy is the name. I cover the corner, interception's my game. Score more than anybody else on the D, cause I move like a cat, as you will see. The guys call me Dick instead of Dick the Sun. I lead the Rangers, I'm the Rams' top gun. They say I'm as smooth as a runner can be. Even Sweetness and the others are talking about me. I like to dance and have a lot of fun. When it comes to ladies, I want a brainy one. But it's never about me. We're here to ram it, you see. If you ram it just right, you can ram it all night. Ram it. I sucked up the aroma of stuff that smells and made Gak that smells like stuff. What do you mean? Smell my Gak. Gak that smells like popcorn. Hot dogs. See, it sucks. Yes. Smell your what? New Nickelodeon. Smell my Gak. Smell my Gak. Smell your what? Smells so good, makes your eyes roll back. Nickelodeon. Separately new from the town. Who could ask for more? The crime wave is high With muggings mysterious All police and detectives are furious Cause they can't find the source For this lethally evil force This is serious, so give me a quarter I was a witness, get me a reporter Paul April O'Neil in on this case Ain't you better hurry up, there's no time to wait We need help right quick on the double Have pity on the city police Like the Lone Ranger When Tonto came pronto When there was danger They didn't say we'd be there in half an hour Cause they displayed was hot on the trail determined to put these crooks in jail she spied the bad guys and saw what happened but before she knew it she fell in the trap and got caught yeah she was all alone with no friends and no phone now this was beyond her worst dreams because she was haunted by some wayward scenes headed by shredder they were anything but good misguided unloved they call it the flip they can tell a Out of the dark came an awesome sight. Shout out cowabungas, they hit the ground. From the field of weeds, the heroes rescue the flower. They're on a mission When there's a battle, got the enemy wishing that they stayed at home Instead of fighting these ninja masters with moves like lightning They're once normal, but now they're mutants Swift is the teacher, so they are the students Leonardo, Michelangelo, and Donatello Make up the team with one other fellow, Lafayette He's the leader of the group, transformed from the norm by the nuclear group. Pizza's the food that's sure to please, these ninjas are into pepperoni and cheese. Back to the story, it's not hard to find, ninjas not just for the body but for the mind. Those were the words that the master instructed, but a meta from Shredder has split or abducted. That was the last straw, spring into action. Step on the foot, now they're going with traction. Now this is for real, so you fight for justice. Your shell is hard, so you shout the game. Like some old coffee table Since you've been born, you've been willing and able To defeat the snake, protect the weak Fight for rights and your freedom is free Now the villain is chilling, so you make a stand Back to the wall, put your sword in your hand Remember the words of your teacher, your master Evil moves fast, but good moves faster than light Shining through your illumination Good versus evil equals confrontation So when you're in trouble, don't give in and go sour Try to rely on your dreams Hi, honey. Are you ready to dance with me? I'm not much of a dancer. I don't like this song. Play a little bit dude, come on. Okay. Hi honey. Who's that? Come on, come on out here. What are you doing over there? I'm just dancing. I'm just dancing. Do you dance? You look like a good dancer. I can dance. We can dance together. Come on, come join us. Come on. I'm not dancing. Come on. No question. Come on and enjoy yourself. No way. Everybody's dancing. Not me. You look silly not dancing. This is a dancing place. Okay, okay. I'll dance. Stop it! Stop it! I'm a DJ. Stop it! This is a place of love. We were dancing and happy and all fell apart. He doesn't like that. He makes happy music. He doesn't like people in person. Oh, my God. Embrace slowly poisoned ever surrounded by sickness and death forced to embrace everything stolen ever being choked until our last breath. Looking closer A very old child, never complains Because it gives me a hint, it's built of gold No one escapes, no one finds me Forced to embrace, slowly poisoned Ever surrounded by sickness and death Forced to embrace, everything stolen Ever being choked, until our last breath This is the place Why are you here? The hell dream was falling and reality was more akin to my dream. Much worse, we carry all chains. Never complain because the cage we are in is painted gold. No one escapes, no one fires back. Forced to embrace, slowly poisoned. Ever surrounded by sickness and death. Forced to embrace, everything stolen. Ever being choked until our last breath. No, no. It's built to take shock. Enough plutonium to blow up all of New York. And Staten Island. We're about four miles from the missile base. Boy bands were not so cute back then. Are they what, hoodlum farmers? A jeep, no less. Come on. Let's juvie it up. Oh, so it does work. It's really too bad there's no possible way the jeep could drive around that car. Hey, get that car out of the way! It's a gang of rival nuclear scientists. What are you nuclear proliferating against? What do you got? You ruffians, don't you know science always triumphs? Isn't it like a jet to bring a knife to a nuclear war? They could drive around. Stop! There's a bomb in that case! Yeah, yeah. Nice Beatles cover. Coming soon to Weird and Wonderful Wednesday Watch-A-Longs. Thank you. So you can suck his rubber ducky with your vacuum, and then you can shoot it against the thing. Ah. Oh, okay. Wait, there he is. Just keep sucking. Keep sucking, Chris. Whatever you do, don't stop sucking. Oh, yeah, look at that. I got him. Oh, okay, I should suck him. You got to shoot him toward the bomb, I guess. Got it. There we go. or deflate his thingy and just some man okay now he's up there try to run up on the thing and like flash him and get him come on all the things like your objectives are to flash and suck these ghosts that doesn't sound right at all do you think anyone's doing more than one wife I wonder Some people might, it amazes me when we get at the end of class, I'll see people's paintings and how much extra things that they've put into their painting that, you know, they get all these extra, like, did you start yesterday? Or, you know, it's... I don't know how they do it so we do sometimes get paintings in advance if a student knows they can't make it but they want us to show their work we've had that happen a couple times ah okay I just love the wrestling theme on the sand and uh and I still have memories of that of them like ah I'm getting sand in their eyes and stuff but that was just too much going on in the painting to get it done in this amount I'm neither. And I have none of the powers which I'm convinced that you have. I had a turtleneck like his in college. But I'm not scared of black cats, Friday the thirteenth, or walking under ladders. As a matter of fact, every once in a while, I get my kicks walking under a ladder. Not strange at all, considering who you are. No, go on, you were doing beautifully. Evil forces do exist, always have. She makes a side gig. Her side gig is doing caricatures. And you will see that there were three instances of an experience almost exactly like yours. I like that lamp. Oh, wait, I missed it. I love that. So that's the manners I was there supposed to find? Oh, my God. It's the place. Look. It looks like every other... Wyndham in Devon. Are you kidding me? They all look like that. Oh, yeah. Look at that. Pardon me. Nobody expects the Ironside Inquisition. Yeah, watching him walk around and do nothing is so much more interesting than seeing the killings by the monster. Will he walk into another room? Or stay in this room? Oh my god, the suspense is killing me! Ay-yi-yi. I've got his cataracts. Oh damn, marriage agrees with me. Oh, now I can't do the Harpo Groucho mirror scene. Well, that was a productive afternoon. This is like a real estate video. My dinner with Andre didn't have this many indoor scenes. Thank you. What's up? Hello. What up everyone? Hello. Oh, what's that song? I like it. Is there a new bed music? You guys like it? I'm very into that. This is going to be the song that I exclusively make love to from now on. I'm just going to have that playing in the background. dude it's a banger I had no idea brian austin green was that talented I would love to have gone behind the scenes and just known exactly what the thought process was behind doing this weird rap because when you watch it it's very clearly being set up like he's gonna do like maybe like a big band thing and then at the last minute they decided that they were gonna do a rap and it's and he does all these weird dance moves and stuff and I love it so much. It rocks. You put that in the pre-show a few times, and I think there was one... The first time I saw it, I think I thought it was like a mashup that you put together or something. No, that's from a real episode of the Fantastic Four. Yeah, it's mind-blowing. The the Silver Surfer instead, and it was... I think it was worth it. It was... Silver Surfer is pretty solid. But speaking of things that we almost watched, but then we didn't, tonight's theme is Oops All Wild Cards. So if you're new joining us, I'm Matt, that's Chris. We run Dumb Industries and the Mads are Back, Mary Jo Peel Show. But we also get together here every week and watch VHS Trash with all of you after we get done kind of talking about our week and what we got coming up and... plug uh you know uh plug in our various uh wares and goods I feel like a man in the eighteen hundreds who has like a cart that he's bringing into town full of like you know hides and like you know pelts and elixirs and uh here ye here ye yeah back with a new one And in case you missed it, Matt is traveling. He's in the Himalayas right now. Hence the, you know, the breeze and a winter coat and everything and sunglasses. A winter coat Miami background made sense to me. Yes. And I'm coming from prison. No, Forest Hills, Queens. They're coming from inside Leonard Nimoy's subconscious. Yes. This artwork, by the way, I wish we had the rights to it because this would look awesome on a t-shirt. It rocks. so good it's pretty rad uh speaking of that if you missed that the other night uh just I'm just gonna say this up top I'll be playing this again come nine forty five ish at the conclusion of this program so if you playing what again oh baffled movie joe nights so uh if you stick around for the whole thing we will be playing an encore full live stream representation of that immediately following tonight's program but oh I just wanted to throw that in up top uh to just you know just to give people a little you know something something keep them stick around stick around you know uh but uh but yeah how are you doing man Oh, I'm doing great. It's Thursday, my favorite day of the week. We made it to Thursday, everybody. Cheers. We made it, folks. I have another beatbox. You're about to get another silly buzz off of a gas station alcohol, Matt. There's a new Snow White movie in theaters I'm very excited about. I don't care. how many of those like I don't understand how she keeps getting work and I'm not trying to be just like oh gal gadot anti like you know like I don't know because you know some people just get mad at stuff I just don't think she's a very good actress and I just have never seen anything with her in it where I was like yeah wait you're saying you saw batman be superman and weren't impressed not really no and I mean and I I love one I've I've Look, I have gone on record as saying that I did enjoy Wonder Woman eighty four more than I think most people did. That's true. She was good in it. You hold that film in high regards, which I understand. It's not good, but I do hold it in higher regards, I think, than yes, than most people. It's a it's a silly movie. But but yeah, I don't understand how she keeps getting stuff. I don't know. I know, it's bizarre. Does she pop up in one of those Mission Impossible movies? No, she's in the Fast and Furious movies. Really? Before she was super famous, she was in those. I don't know if she still is. Probably not. She probably got too expensive. We're a family. Vin Diesel's like, no, man. Gal Gadot's too big. Gal Gadot's not in the family anymore. Gal Gadot's not in the family no more. You're family. The Fast and the Furious, when you're here, you're family. Like the Olive Garden. Hey, that's a new impression we can do. Vin Diesel. Vin Diesel. You and the family, yo. You know, Vin Diesel had an amazing song a few summers back. That should be our new bed music. Really? He wrote like a dance song and it was actually really good. oh my god cats are brawling over here sorry I always just think of stuff like uh and I guess it's because I'm the type of person I am and find the stuff I do for all of us when I think of vin diesel I always think of that video of him from the eighties where he's break dancing and that other video of him at like the new york toy fair where he's uh like the salesperson for the street sharks line of figures oh and it's like him being like you know this is so and so he's the leader of the street sharks and this is and he has like a little bit of hair still and he's kind of dressed like he's in Right Said Fred for some reason uh talking about sharks but uh Yeah, those are my thoughts on Vin Diesel. I don't even know where I was going with this. Anyway, folks, if you enjoy the minds behind that witty banter you just witnessed, you should check us out on BlueScore. BlueScore, Jesus. BlueScore. BlueScore and DisGuy. It's the social media platform that's taken over the world. Wait, what did you call it? BlueScore? BlueScore and DisGuy. I almost... I almost did that we are on blue sky and discord jeez yes and you just witnessed me have a full embolism uh right in front of all of you good lord uh yeah so check us out over there on those things those are our favorites we're also on all the other conventional media but uh blue sky and disco uh blue scored and disguise are the ones where we're really those are the ones we're putting we're putting all of our efforts into those two yeah those are those are the good ones Blue score and who's this guy? Thanks, Rush Marine. This guy could be a new platform. Oh, this guy. Yeah, this guy over here. That's like the Italian social media service. Like this guy. Hey, you want to know this guy? Yo, come on over to this guy. No Nazis over here. You might not know this guy. If you don't know this guy, just pass him on up. This guy ain't down with Nazis. Come over to this guy. Or this guy should be like the Italian dating service app where it's... Yeah. Get a load of this guy. Get a load of this guy? Eh? No. And you can either go A by swiping right or whack him by swiping left. uh yeah the mafia is also the people behind this we have to we have to we're giving away too much right now we gotta scale it back this guy is a genius idea um Look, we have a brilliant pitch to the Italian community provided that you're all down with stereotypes. I can speak on behalf of the Italian community. My grandfather was Italian. Okay. I think that makes me like a quarter Italian or something. You've got a taste of Italy in you as the Olive Garden would say. Bring it back around. Taste of Italy. Just a taste. This guy. This guy over here. Anyway, and also we are doing our live shout outs as, oh, my camera has been reversed this whole time. I was wondering why I felt off again. It keeps tearing my camera there. For you, not for us. I feel more natural now. If you enjoy our weird impressions and stuff like that, we are doing our live shout outs all night. So scan the QR code, go to dumb-industries.com forward slash donate. And we have been known to do a myriad of songs here lately. Songs, impressions. Act out little scenes. You can give us suggestions. Or you can leave it up to us and we'll just start. Oh, and I'm so glad Master Torgo pointed this out. Yeah, we got new Twitch emotes on Twitch. So if you subscribe to our Twitch channel, you get a bunch. There's Mia's Columbo. There's Ichabod. There's a bunch of Mary Jo ones. We're going to add more because they're super fun to play with. We even have a Big Ed. Big Ed is in there. I put a Big Ed emote in there. Which I've been watching so much Twin Peaks lately with my girlfriend. I thought you were talking about like Big Ed Hurley who owned the gas farm at first. No. You were talking about our little necklace friend who uses mayonnaise on his hair. That's right. I found out recently, I think my roommate is also using some type of mayonnaise thing in the bathroom on his hair, because there's like some type of thing in our bathroom and it's definitely like a weird mayonnaise-ish condiment. I don't think it's mayonnaise. It's like mayonnaise-esque and it's definitely not like, I don't know. Because he saw Big Ed do it. I don't know if he arrived at this. He's, he's a very kind of a like hippy dippy, like everything is very organic and blah, blah, blah. Nothing against any of that, but I'm just trying to explain. I like these, I got the little Mystery Hour van emotes too. The two dudes that Inga did for us. Oh, yeah. All that to say, we have some donations already. All right, let's do some shout outs. First one here comes from Charlotte Greenwell. Charlotte is a huge, huge, huge supporter of ours since the beginning. She's the best. Charlotte says, I'm going to miss the show tonight due to work. Oh, no. No impression needed, but maybe tell a knock-knock joke. Ooh. Do you know any good knock-knock jokes? I mean, I know all the typical ones. I'm trying to think of. Sure. What was the first knock-knock joke you remember? I could tell you what mine is. Knock-knock. Who's there? Mickey Mouse's underwear. Oh. That's it. Or it is also knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupt. That's, that's probably one of the earliest ones I remember. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like I'm on the spot right now and I can't think of the only one I'm, I can think of is, you know, it's like a knock, knock, you know, who's there? Uh, uh, you know, banana, banana, who knock, knock, who's there? Banana, banana, who knock, knock, who's there? Banana, Banana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana. oh yeah I was confused but it was the payoff was yeah it was there it was I I was I was debating how many times I could just do the knock knock in a row before it would just people would wonder if I'm having a stroke or if something's wrong with the stream or uh but yeah there's uh there's those uh I'm trying to think of my favorite just kind of childhood joke in general. I can't think of a knock-knock one in specific, but I've always loved this one. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it. That's revolting, but I like it. I love that one so much. It's good. Anyway, but thank you so much, Charlotte. That's a great idea. I need to think of more. If I think of a good knock-knock along the way, Charlotte, I'll just randomly toss it in. Thank you so much. Thank you so much, Charlotte. All right. We got another one here from Punk Nerd. Punk Nerd, thank you. Another big supporter of ours. We love Punk Nerd. Yeah, Punk Nerd. Thank you. Yes. Punk Nerd says, how about David Lynch and Randy Newman finding really cheap eggs while shopping? All right. Okay. Uh... You start as Randy. So we're shopping together, let's say, at Food Town. Okay. Do-do-do-do-do-do. David found some eggs. Do-do-do-do-do-do. I haven't found them yet. Randy, come here. I need you. I can't believe it Randy. I found some eggs. They're cheap, too What kind eggs you got? What are the price? It's a dozen of eggs for twelve Can you believe it Randy? Twelve ninety-nine, that's kind of a lot. Sort of out of my budget. Cause I need Randy Piano's stuff. Randy, I think we should get these eggs. I haven't seen eggs in months. And these look pretty good. They're brown. So I guess we should do it. I haven't had an egg sandwich in months. I need to get these eggs, Randy. We'll do the eggs proper if you Venmo me for them. Randy, can I ask you another question? Yeah, do-do-do, what's it, Mr. Lynch? Can you cover these eggs for me? I'm all out of cash. I just said they're out of my budget. Wait a minute. Have you thought about shoplifting some eggs? If you're really good at it, it's not the dregs. I've got my piano in here cause I sing where I go. So if we stash the eggs inside, then we could just walk out. So do do. Look at the eggs in the piano. All right. Yes, we are practicing improv on you guys, JL Sieber. I don't know. I think I kind of found it toward the end. I think if we would have just had Randy Newman then teach David Lynch about how to shoplift. I like that the guy who writes twelve hundred bad jokes before every live stream is saying we're practicing improv on you guys. they're not all winners we got to get warmed up a little bit too you know like as as we go on jl siever we love you and keep that we love the bad jokes too it's uh it's a staple of dumb industries I love that we had like one hundred and forty one people watching, then it dropped like one hundred and thirty as soon as I started screaming. Yeah, well, no, just like that improv scene. It was just like, yeah, I'm out. OK, I got I got one more here and we're going to move on with some more stuff. This one comes from Ryan S. Ryan, thank you. Ryan says Paul Stanley singing story of a girl. What story of... Oh, like, this is a story of a girl. Ladies and gentlemen! I gotta tell you a story! This is the story of a girl who cried a river and drowned the whole world. And when she looked so sad... I know that I absolutely love her when she smiles. I got a feeling this is the story. Hey. Hey. Oh, thank you so much, Ryan. How you doing, girl? okay I think people have had enough of this uh unprovoked improv show we've been giving them what do you say we get into this week I gotta get warmed up dumb deals It's like we're doing an ambush comedy show. Have you ever been at a bar where it just turns into a comedy show? Oh, I've been on many of those. Oh, I've been on them too. It ain't good. That's why I left South Carolina because that was like every comedy show was like you would be booked for the corner of an Indian restaurant and you'd get there. You got like twelve guys sitting at the bar watching a game and they turn the sound on the game off so that you can do your show. And then you have twelve angry dudes who are like, what's this dude talking about? or there's just like a family in there that's trying to eat and you're trying to do your jokes that are about you know like dating and you know and sex and drugs and stuff like that and it's like everybody's like offended you're like look I was booked to come here and do these but this family just wants to eat indian food and it's awkward and uh it's basically what this stream is yeah Uh, so, uh, so I can relate. I can relate. I can relate. I think this week, uh, anyway, this week's dumb deals, what we, what we got going on. Oh my God. We have great deals in the dumb store every week. This week is no different, Matt. 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And this week is no different. The Lost Missile is our movie that's on sale. Robert Loja versus a rogue missile. Yes. Six bucks through Sunday with promo code Loja. That's L-O-G-G-I-A. It's fun to say and fun to spell. You won't forget it. And fun to type. in your keyboard oh it's trying to be slick here hold on there we go enter hashtag lozia you'll be running for a free download to the lost missile and while you guys are getting your votes in uh we got a couple more uh shout outs here okay let's do it oh this is cool this comes from paul r who we assume Based on the information we have, this is Paul Reiser, the famous actor, comedian, star of aliens. Star of aliens, author of that weird comic book where what if his character survived aliens that nobody asked for? Wait, he wrote that? He wrote that, yeah. Like unsolicited? I think it's probably like a treatment he had already made up and then like some comic writer, you know, took it and adapted it. So it's... Does he get eaten by aliens at the end? I don't know. I haven't read it, but yeah, Paul Reiser has authored an entire comic book about what if whatever his character's name was, I can't even remember if he survived aliens, what would have happened? I love that character because it has just been recreated like eight thousand times since then I mean and even polarizer is probably like there you probably found some other kind of characters that were similar but uh yeah yeah it's like such a um cliche now it's like the The guy seems like a nice corporate dude. He's like the one with the heart, but really. Paul Reiser has chimed in to remind us that the character's name is Burke, so thank you. Oh, wow, and it is Paul Reiser. Oh, thanks so much, Paul Reiser. I love you in One Night at McCool's. Paul did not put any prompt in here. You just reminded me of One Night at McCool's, like The title of that movie stays in your head. I don't think I've ever seen it, but as a punchline, it's very funny. One Night at McCool's. He's in it. I know that because occasionally I will try to Google myself and you'll get results for Paul Reiser and you're like, oh yeah, he was in One Night at McCool's. There'll be some link about... Matt Dillon is also in it. Helen Hunt says hello. Oh, nice. Oh, my God. Helen, we love you. And we missed you in Twisters. I didn't see Twisters. Did she show up in Twisters? I don't know. I like Twister. I like the first one with Helen Hunt. She never really did. Well, she did as good as it gets. But then after that, I don't know. Helen Hunt. Yeah, like she was in What Women Want with Mel Gibson. That was kind of like the last big thing I remember her being in. The only thing I remember from that is in the trailer, you hear her voice and she's going, don't look at his crotch, don't look at his crotch, don't look at his crotch. And then he looks at it and then Mel Gibson's like... Oh, yeah. He laughs like a psychopath. Yes. That was kind of like the last hurrah for both him and her, because I think he at right after that, he did like Passion of the Christ and then like, oh, yeah, all this stuff happened with him. So that was like that was his last like normal hooray in Hollywood. Oh, yes. Anyway, I should give a shout out to Paul Reiser. Hang on. I will say, I think my brain is kind of dead today. Because there's been a few times I've gone to do something and I'm like, wait, what am I doing? Why am I here? What's my name? Who's president? Okay, here's Gollum singing the Crossfire song with your name worked. Like the toy? The game Crossfire? Paul Reiser! You'll get caught up in the Paul Reiser! Paul Reiser! You'll get caught up in the Paul Reiser! Paul Reiser! Paul Reiser! Paul Reiser! Paul Reiser! Paul Reiser! maybe someone can put together a commercial where it's a game called Paul Reiser and it's like the crossfire commercial it has like different versions of Paul Reiser on the little floating platforms and there's two kids playing it and they're super thrilled like every move Paul Reiser does something and they're like yeah Paul Reiser Paul Reiser I call Matt about you, Paul Reiser. Well, thank you, Paul Reiser. Thank you, Paul Reiser. What do you say we pick a winner here? Let's see. Who's it going to be? Wouldn't it be great if that really was him somehow? It is. Look. I refuse to believe it's not. Older Evil Twin. Way to go. Older Evil Twin. Congratulations. But look, Matt, it says Paul Reiser. And Helen Hunt says hello. I mean, it just checks out. It all checks out. They still hang out, right? Wasn't she married to Hank Azaria for a little bit? He was. Yeah, you're right. Older evil twin, I love your avatar. Nice. That's from When Loving Lovers Love. Nice. Send me an email, chris at dumb-industries.com. We will get that sent right out to you. Get that out of here. Get out of here. Get out of here. What is that from? I don't know. That's just if I'm going to be, like, when I flunk out of New York, I'm just going to go down to, like, Louisiana and become a very Cajun man. So I'm working on saying how to get on out of here now in a full Cajun way. Get on out of here now. I like it. All right. Thank you so much for entering. Matt, what do you say we get into this weekend? Chris, tell us about Monday. Oh, Monday. I'm so glad you asked. Monday, we had an all-new Super Dumb Brothers. Our retro gaming livestream we do every Monday at eight p.m. Eastern right here on Twitch and at dumb-industries.com. It was our second part of playing through the Walking Dead Telltale game. finished the first chapter got about halfway through the second chapter I think something like that yeah what were some of the new developments that happened there was a lot of just like this kid that's not your daughter is definitely your daughter metaphorically yeah I had to decide even though she's not your daughter I had to decide which of the group of ten was going to get food. Oh yeah, you got to distribute compelling gameplay of having to distribute crackers to various people. A guy yelled at me, I think. Oh, I got an axe and someone ripped it out of my hand or something. I don't know. The Walking Dead Telltale Games. Very fun. to play and maybe we'll do more of that I'm gonna save I saved that game I haven't touched it since we ended but yeah I'm still not sold on if I actually like those types of games or not because I'm ever tempted to pick up the Batman Telltale game because I just love Batman in general and I don't know if it's like worth it or not because I don't know if I enjoy that so I was telling you this the other day Matt but I got my Xbox One working again and one of the games I have on there is the Batman Telltale game oh okay so maybe we could do that in the whole future okay okay uh but that episode is now on demand monday's episode of super numbers for all members of the super club just put that link in the chat In the club, we're family. In the club. And next Monday, we're going to be doing Ghostbusters. Yeah. The new Ghostbusters game for a pretty good deal. So we're going to be playing some old Ghostbusters games, and then you'll be playing the new Ghostbusters. Yeah. I don't know how new it is. It's a remaster. Is it the one that has the voices from everybody in it again? Oh yeah, it's all their likenesses and everything. That's what everybody kind of considers the unofficial Ghostbusters three, I think. Yeah. yeah it's gonna be fun they got everybody back for that and uh yeah so that'll be fun and I'm gonna try to find I don't know if I'll succeed but I'm gonna try very hard to find the the ghostbusters for sega genesis game which I remember renting from a video as a child and it's awful and it yeah it's like ghostbusters and name only in the most like disappointing way that even as a kid I was like oh this sucks uh so that'll be a lot of that out and we'll be talking about ghostbusters so bring any ghostbusters questions for us uh I got opinions ghostbusters like ghostbusters lore I love it all cartoon cartoons are great they're the best the cartoons are better follow-ups than any of the other sequel movies I feel like yeah Real Ghostbusters is great. They should just do another season of that, like X-Men. You know, like instead of making another movie, I think most of those people are still alive. Just make more of that. Oh, Mr. Z natural says there was a real Ghostbusters arcade game. I don't remember that, but that sounds really cool. I'd be down to play a real Ghostbusters game if they made it. Oh, GB says find the one for Commodore. Oh, that's going to be painful. We found if you go any older than NES, the results are often just like they sound murder on your ears. We had we have multiple viewers tonight who have a Commodore. Wow. All right. Well, if there's enough, if there's that much love for it, we will take that into account when looking for our games for next week. Frozen Empire was kind of disappointing. Yeah. it was kind of disappointing but it's more what I wanted a ghostbusters sequel than any of the others where it's not quite so throwbacky and they're just fighting like a new thing you know yeah but like there's just too many characters in it that's yeah and then just you could tell bill murray doesn't want to be there he's only in like one scene he's like phoning it in um make more real ghostbusters stop with the movies yes uh so yes that was uh monday ghostbusters that was a horrible show tuesday what did we have tuesday matt tuesday I'm so glad you asked uh march eighteenth we did the next movie joe night it was we watched baffled starring litter nimoy as a psychic race car driver And so many questions. I think we all had a lot of questions about baffled. It was truly baffling for multiple reasons. And I was reading after there's two versions of baffled. There's a UK version, which has like an extra ten minutes in it. And then there's a version that we watched. Yeah, Tim, who did the rip that we watched, he was asking me, he's like, yeah, I actually have both versions of it, but I figured you probably want the shorter one. I was like, yeah, we want it. Tim, you assumed correctly. That was a really nice looking print. Thanks again, Tim. Oh my God, that was incredible. But I love I used it as the preview scene. It wasn't the most engaging scene in the movie, but I just thought it was so silly at the beginning that he draws a sketch of a castle that looks like a five year old drew it. And she goes, I know that before. And she just happens to have a book on her that has the exact photo from his stupid drawing. It's so ridiculous. It was I laughed so hard when I watched that. It was great. there's also just because it was a failed tv pilot but yeah it has there that you could tell when they made more episodes it would you know the montage at the beginning would yeah would be different but it's all just other scenes from the movie because there's kind of why did they do that because movies don't do that they don't have opening title sequence where they show you clips from the movie you're about to watch like aside from like the mission impossible movies they show like brief little snippets and stuff but like yeah like um but yeah it's just odd like they could have just done away with that and it would have felt more like a movie but right from the get-go you're like what is this Yeah, I debated because I know we were trying to make a shorter cut for the movie because it kind of ran a little long. I debated just cutting that out because it is just like the same stuff over again. But I'm like, nah, this feels for flavor. I think you and Mary Jo needed to watch him, you know. Yes. Drive around in his little Model T car with his little hat on to funky seventies music. matt this is huge paul riser confirmed in attendance now we got helen hunt in the chat and she's saying you should you should play the tiger handheld twister game oh what is there a tiger handheld twister game you remember those tiger games you're probably too young no I definitely had some I I had a weirdly enough I had a universal monster one that I got on christmas Those things were such trash. I remember like halfway through Christmas Day I accidentally broke like I put my thumb on the LED screen too hard and I like broke it and then I was just like I just like threw it behind like the entertainment center in my room because I was just like sad because I was like six and I was an idiot and like oh I had this for like less than a day and I've already destroyed it. Uh Yeah, those were awful. Those were like for if you were too poor for video games. Yeah, they'd have like the the tiger handheld like, you know, Pac-Man or whatever. And it was awful. I'm I'm searching twister tiger handheld game nothing's coming up I'm not seeing it but that would be really that would be hilarious when did that come out in nineteen ninety five or ninety six or something you know what's uh great in twister there's like it has one of the few good sammy hagar van halen songs in it like they asked van halen to do a song for the twister movie and it's you know like yeah there is just enough christ in me to make me feel almost guilty uh yeah and it's uh because yeah most of the sammy hagar years were them you know just at their like peak sell out you know or they're just like crystal pepsi ads and it was I guess it's also kind of sell outy to you know make a soundtrack song for twister but you know that was the thing back then uh yeah you don't have that anymore like you know like the brian adams theme for like a robin all over the place they don't make like a like a like a love ballad for a movie anymore that's like on the radio yeah godzilla had a soundtrack a bunch of songs that weren't even in the movie yeah it was like music inspired by the hit film godzilla That's what we're missing in our Batman movies that are coming out now. Because the older Batman movies, they all had a song that was big from the soundtrack that was a deal with all of them. Except Batman Returns. Batman Returns had a Susie and the Banshees song as part of its soundtrack. That was kind of a thing. That's right, that's right. but then uh but then forever of course had both kissed by a rose and that stupid u-two song flaming lip song on there too and the offspring covered a damned song and there's a bunch of weird stuff on that soundtrack Yeah, we need to get an adult contemporary artist to make a soundtrack song for the next Batman movie, and that's how we'll make a cultural impact. We'll get Josh Groban to do a song about Batman. Oh, my God. The Batman! Okay, so that was Tuesday. That episode is now on demand. Baffled, MovieJay and I, Baffled, joined the Married to Appeal Show Clubhouse. Last night was Wednesday, so of course we had an all-new Weird and Wonderful Wednesday Watch Along here to tell us more about what went down at last night's watch party. Is there very own missing line? Hello out there in TV land. What up, what up? Hello, hello. Oh, Emmy, I like the New York hat. Thank you, thank you. You know, trying to represent, you know, while I'm here. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. wow uh uh weird and wonderful wednesday watch along we watched uh uh the batman no we watched I'm sorry the informer um you know that new batman it did have a song matt it had that nirvana song didn't nirvana did that song for the for the batman for that for that for that movie um actually I'm a big fan of the flaming lips song on on the uh that's that's one of the flaming lips best songs and that is one like the first time I ever heard them too that version is better than the album version by the way it's not the same one that appears on the album that version only appears on that soundtrack yeah um anyways we watched the Informer and it was a lot of fun because you know it was very Irish despite not having a whole lot of Irish cast members beyond Uno O'Connor but but it did have Dennis Day and Dennis Day is very Irish and sang some very Irish songs for us um yeah I need to go close my window real fast it's starting to rain This is from, uh, in form or came out. So this is like, you know, it's early talking cinema. That's what I was telling people last night is, is, you know, I mean, Dracula and stuff was . So we've been doing, you know, good production talkies for a while at this point, but is like a pinnacle year of high production cinema cinema. When they, they started doing lots of like. extremely high budget adaptations of classic literature and stuff and it's a it's a great year in in film history but this is one of the best films made that year and the the lead in that falls you don't even he disappears into the character so much like it doesn't matter you can't you can't see the actor behind the character at all like it's so good and yeah one one I believe he won the Oscar for that. That won a ton of awards. It was definitely nominated for like, twenty Oscars or something. I'm looking at it right now. Former won Best Picture and Best Director. I mean, it was about something. It was about, you know, it takes place thirteen years prior, so it was about something that was kind of still topical at the time. You know, the IRA and stuff was still, yeah. But next week, oh my goodness, next week, next week, did you see the trailer for Peter Pan? Yeah, that was a cool trailer. We're going to go even further. We're going to boom, boom down way back to nineteen twenty four. This is a silent movie and it is based on, you know, Peter Pan started as a play. Before the book, before anything else, it was a stage play and this is as close to the original J.M. Barrie stage play as you can get. He oversaw a lot of it himself and they pretty much stick straight to the play. So this is the real deal, not any of that Disney-fied craziness crap or whatever it's gonna have mermaids people love your watch parties I have to say it's uh it's so much fun debaser here says wednesdays are always my favorite thing that I didn't know about yet if you guys haven't checked it out that's it yeah Uh, but yeah, it's a totally free every Wednesday, uh, APM. You do a pre-show like an hour long pre-show starts at seven PM. So show up early. And next week is going to be a doozy since it's going to be, I've got a real special, it's going to be an all public domain show, uh, so it's gonna be I'm gonna pull out a lot of stops next week if you've got friends you've got family you've got loved ones and you're thinking maybe I should share the magic of the weird and wonderful wednesday watch alongs with them next week and you're like well maybe it's not the right next week is the week you bring them and they're gonna be like okay I'm convinced also also and I've said this before the most convincing performance of a man as a dog you've ever seen. There's a man in a dog suit And within two minutes, you will forget that there's a man in there. His dog mannerisms are so dog-like, you will not believe that there's a man in a dog suit playing a dog. Now, how does it compare to Howie Mandel's portrayal in Man's Best Friend? Comedy from the eighties. you know as as someone who's seen howie mandel live in constant I've seen howie mandel's live stand up in concert because I worked at that because I worked at the place so I was I was working there I didn't didn't choose to go there I didn't pay money for the tickets that he put on his head to blow up or I I believe there was some balloon it was a long When you watch a comedy special on TV, like one of those big-name comedy specials from back in the day, that hour you see... they've taken they've taken away the hour hour and a half that's painful okay they've taken the best in the choices bits um yeah no totally um we digress how does it measure up in terms of like a dog suit performance to the guy in the shining who's giving that guy a blow job uh that one scene that's my favorite dog suit in a movie Matt, can you get up on your mic just a little bit? Oh, yeah. There you go. There you go. I'm not sure how it measures up to that, Matt, but phrasing. We're still doing phrasing. Sorry, I wasn't sure if you'd started, you'd delve into the Archiverse yet. Oh, no. I still got to get around to that. We were mentioning it the other day. You know, if you saw the pre-show yesterday, I made a Twin Peaks Season Three Episode Eight joke while we were watching some World's End Girlfriend. And I was like, man, if Matt was here, he would totally be slayed. Inga and I just watched part five of The Return. We're working our way through it again. That stuff gets nuts. there's some heavy stuff in there too there's some stuff that's like just super heart-wrenching heavy like heavy hell yeah did I say heavy oh I'm just there's something wrong with the atmosphere here in earth in twenty twenty five all right that's oh yes people um gravity something wrong with gravity emmy I'm not even gonna ask you this week you're sticking around for our intermission video so let's just get right in god dang all right so tonight's video uh uh tonight is another matt works through his religious trauma on camera night uh this is a video of y'all have heard of snake handling churches before right Yes, of course. Oh, that kind of snake. OK, yeah. They like they handle snakes. This is from a show called it's like Beyond Belief. It's not beyond belief, but it's like it's one of those types of shows where they went and they watched one of those services and it looks kind of awesome. There we go. We have a... Boy, that's little. Is it also a restaurant? Why is there... Yeah, it's like a fish camp. I thought he was going to be mixing with lens. I don't know why. I don't know why. okay I gotta say these old people got a lot of energy for old people maybe they're onto something that's because you have to have your adrenaline up high to be dealing with venomous snakes every other day I need it Oh. Get me some. Anyone else watching White Lotus this season? Uh, no. But I did watch the Perry Mason one. Wait, I know this narrator. Chat, help me out. Hi. Yeah, this is some British dude. Strange practice of handling deadly snakes originated sometime during the summer of nineteen oh nine in the hills and hollows of eastern Tennessee. All these people look so jacked up. A creature named George Wentensley took a literal reading of Mark sixteen. They shall take up serpents and if they drank any deadly thing it shall not hurt them and they shall lay hands on the sick and they shall recover. I've done plenty of stick handling myself, but I don't think we're talking about the same thing. Oh, man. I almost made that mistake. I just mostly feel, oh, is that Adam's convene? I mostly just feel bad for all these people. You know? And with Cardinal, Northern Copperheads, Southern Copperheads, Broadband Copperheads, Western Diamondback, and, um, we'll see. DJ, this is the freakiest rave I've ever been to. This looks like a party, man. They got the snakes and the tambourines. I just like the guy in the background playing the guitar. He looks bored as hell. Getting his check. and I need subtitles I just can't understand anything this guy's saying yeah I'm glad there's subtitles you get a snake It's Adam, it's old Adam, isn't it? Adam the guy, Adam Levine, what's his name? I ruined everything, Adam. Oh, no. Adam, you coming over? Sure. Archie Bunker. Why is this dead? Archie. Yee-haw! Jesus can do what he wants, alright? If he wants to raise the dead, that's fine. That's up to him. He comes around. Straight nine. What? Uncontrollable jerking. That's the snake handling Matt was talking about earlier. That lady's so bored about snakes. She's like, man, it's like... I think if you get to a point where you can be mellow about this, like you're no good sinners, without your brain, that through God, But I mean, clearly there's not going to be strychnine in that bottle, actually. It's like powdered sugar water or something, right? Or maybe like very little. No, it's got to be kayfabe. They get their asses sued. This is also experienced by many of these believers. Do you think these people care? They're in like a shack off the side of the highway. I think the person who's taking all the money from this person damn well does care, yes. casting out how long is this man holy cow I don't know that's working out his religious trauma by giving everyone else religious trauma I know you're just passing it down the line it's the cycle of abuse continues and that crew was given permission to remove a sample of the liquid I have to take this out on somebody no see what they're gonna find from the exact jar that everyone wouldn't drag from I'm gonna find out if it's kayfabe man Los Angeles where chemists tested the liquid to determine its makeup the results may shock you hold me in liquid these believers drank that day was unquestionably one hundred percent strict nine poison I believe in drinking straight now okay and speaking tongue and all I mean, we'll line it down, a narrator of a TV show. This footage would all be great for just taking and re-dubbing, like, different rap music, you know? There is, you know, I don't know if you... We don't give a damn, we don't give a fuck, right? Joe Bob Briggs used to do these specials that was kind of like whiffs. Joe Bob Briggs used to do these specials that were kind of like riffs type things. He has a televangelist special that I have that maybe we'll have to watch sometime. Wait, who is this? Joe Bob Briggs. Oh, Joe Bob Briggs, yeah. Yeah, he's got a whole hour-long Best of Crazy Televangelists special. I think it's got that Popper guy or whatever and all those... John Popper? I think so. I think it's got... Bruce Traveller? No, maybe not. Bruce Traveller, yeah. Different... Popovich or whatever, that guy. I handled some serpents in the church. Next time, I'm going to have to bring some Francis E. Deck. on the deck. Matt, your volume keeps going low. I don't know. What do you want me to turn? I'm not doing anything different. Your input settings on your Mac, like your sound settings, the input level sounds like it's just really low. That's so weird. I think it's StreamYard. StreamYard does it automatically. StreamYard will turn down your volume automatically. It does it to me all the time. I had to download an extension to get it to stop doing that. It's crazy. like like what do you mean the input setting I'm trying to figure out like you know your mac sound settings okay system settings yeah go to sound and then input there's like a fader that's probably all the way to the left horizontal We control the vertical. Control the horizontal. Okay, how does this sound? Oh, there we go. Got some volume here. That's the one. Okay, cool. There we go. Now you're good. We solved the puzzle. Case closed, Nancy Drew. We did it. I mean, goodness gracious me, oh my. I'm back! Uh-oh. What have we done, Chris? I don't know. Just turn me up, like, too loud so I can just speak in a creepy whisper and then it's... What monster have we only... I'm just going to do the rest of the show like this. That sounds pretty good, actually. How about this? Just do, like, ASMR. Oh, Manbox says it's scary loud now. Is it too loud? I'm going to do the rest of the announcements. Let's just mute Matt. It's too much hassle. I'm going to turn the sound off. It's too much hassle. I'm coming for your soul. That should be the next... What is it? the other one witching hour that should be the next witching hour is brother ichabod just loses his voice and asmr whispers oh I like that that is a great idea it'll end with like a whole meditation with ichabod plus it'll be nice for my roommates and my my neighbors I think you should still scream even though it's Wouldn't that be so great? It's like, breathe in! Relax! are you calm calm down be still calm down okay we have to do this when I had my input up real high for a second I kind of felt like black bolt from the inhumans I'm like if I speak a little whisper I could destroy just destroy entire worlds yeah with your voice uh emmy we love having you on the program and I love being here but I have tv at ten to prepare for those of y'all who will be uh at tv at ten I just want to quickly say I found a lost nineteen fifty nine sci-fi pilot it's it's kind of like if they made star trek before star trek but it was more like deep space nine come check out outpost in space from nineteen fifty nine a lost television pilot tonight on tv at ten over at uh over at dumb weird someone was saying the other day though that they were like where the hell does that happen it happens the same place the weird and wonderful wednesday watch alongs happen which is on the sister channel dumb weird so please drop by that after after the uh I mean um um the uh uh uh what was the what's the the the the the feature presentation ends up being Oh, the wild cards? Wild card! Okay, I had no idea what you were talking about. I was like, wait. Are we doing another show tonight? I don't remember that. Is there some type of neurotoxin in the air? I've secretly strychnine poisoned everyone at Dumb Industries with Folger's Crystals. Let's... see if they notice the difference this has been the night of like me going like the kitchen and being like I could you please hand me that uh oh god what's the word for it a fork like I've just been having like one of those days yes that's it's been like that for me all day I I don't know what it is I'm glad I'm not alone something in the air is it a full moon or something I'm telling you, Dave. There was a blood moon that happened the other day. Purity of essence. And not just the blood moons from the Legend of Zelda series that reset all the bad guys. Link, the blood moon is happening again. wait a minute, Emmy, before you go, we got a couple more donations here. One of them's for you. This comes from Misty Jamie, who says, thank you for the movie last night. I mean, I had a fun night. Oh, Mr. Jamie, you rule. Thank you, Mr. Jamie. I'm really glad. And yeah, we had some cartoons last night too. Like that weird Susan Pitt pinball cartoon. Where are you going to, where else are you going to see stuff like that? Uh, Any impression you want to do? Yeah, Misty Jamie. I just want to send out my love and all my deepest affection to Misty Jamie. Misty Jamie, let me tell you, we've been doing this show a long time and myself and I've come to find out that, you know, sometimes the best thing to do is to just sort of go off the cuff and, yeah, you just sort of make up somebody as you go along. That's the kind of guy I am, and that's the kind of show I like to do. So please join me for another Weird and Wonderful Wednesday once more on next Wednesday. Oh, I hear I come in straight. I don't know. Thank you so much. Was that Dick Cheney? Yeah, it devolved into Dick Cheney. Emmy, we will see you real soon. I love you. I'll take care. Peace out. Don't do anything I would do. Bye. Bye. Miss Emmy Martian, everyone. One more round of applause for those of you who are clapping along at home. I want to get an applause. I have to get an applause button for this show. We need to get, like, a laugh track, too, to really convince people, like, you know, when to laugh at our funny jokes, even if it doesn't seem plausible for a livestream, because I've been watching a lot of Hanna-Barbera cartoons lately, and I've talked about this with you before. I don't understand why, like, the Flintstones has a laugh track in it. It doesn't make a ton of sense. Like, are we supposed to believe that this animated show was filmed in front of a live audience somehow? I guess so. But there's inexplicably a laugh track in the Flintstones. So we could add a laugh track and get away with it, I think. And, you know, zhuzh up the vibe around here. Oh, did you hear that, Matt? This is how I dance in the club. Ooh, I got the kitty groove in the flame on. Brian Austin Green, everyone. Sing my funky song. There was some other song that he sang when he was on nine Oh two one Oh, but I shared on my Instagram a while back where someone commented that it sounded exactly like Eric Cartman when he tries to sing something like need you here in my life. I need you by my side. It's got like synthesizers. It's a, yeah, it's great. It's, it's, it's funny. Oh Matt, we still have so much to get to. Were there any more donations besides that one for me? I thought you said that there were more. Yes, we have one more. We'll do that in just a minute. Let's get into Coming Soon to Dumb. Coming soon to dumb. I know everyone likes seeing the cat. This is the sound that I make when I'm trying to find my place in the document. Most of the time, he doesn't respect the fact that If you could step on anything right here, it could potentially cut the whole stream off. It's happened before. There have been so many catastrophic failures caused single-handedly by usually that one cat. It's not even all your cats. It's just like one or two. One of them used to, because the router I have is like a cube and it emits heat. So they like standing on top of it. One night, yeah, we were doing, I think, a mystery hour and they just jumped off of the router. Midstream, I'm like mid-sentence and everything just cuts out. Always fun. Always fun. Okay. What do we have coming up, Matt? Well, first of all, the next thing we got going on Saturday, March twenty second at three p.m. is the next Jackie Naiman Jones hands of paint. We are going to be painting the Prince of Space, a.k.a. this is Crankor. Is that correct? Am I? I think so. Yeah. Am I talking out of turn here? The guy is very recognizable. Again, looking like he's hosting his own Johnny Carson style talk show and he's giving the monologue. Yeah. yeah it was his prince of space it was uh it was a japanese movie um and this was featured on mystery science theater three thousand I don't know what season I think this was an earlier one I don't know but uh yeah that's what jackie painted this painting It kind of looks a little like Waluigi, I think, too. Oh, it does. Oh, the season eight. Yes, that was a later one. So starting at one p.m. Eastern on Saturday, we'll be watching Prince of Space, just the Unrift movie. And yeah, then we're going to paint it. Yeah, so you have no excuse to be like, oh, well, I haven't seen that one. I don't know what's going on. Bullshit. I cry. I decree bullshit. Nay, I say nay. Look, we're doing a free screening for all students. Because there's a screening. uh people always have so much fun when they come to this class so in that spirit what do you say we raffle off a seat to class do one of our patented raffles yes get in on the raffle by typing hashtag prince of space oh yes prince of space you'll get a free seat to saturday's class you guys are entering there we got another donation here This one comes from Jackie B. Oh, thanks so much, Jackie. Jackie, thank you. Another big supporter of ours. Also, check out her Etsy shop created by Jackie for some custom Dumb Industries merch. Officially licensed, I might add. Jackie says, Matt B. will finally be done with his month-long of weekly travel. All right. Oh, nice. That's right. Matt was gone for a while. Could Gollum and Columbo sing Welcome Back, Cotter theme song? Thank you for everything. uh yeah I think I can I can probably pull that off uh this is like one of those theme songs where it's like I always know like the first line of it yeah it's like that's about it welcome back so yeah so it's uh You know, I had the lyrics to this pulled up the other day when I was going to do it, and then I did. Oh, yeah. So, yeah. Are you ready? Yes. This is for you, Jackie. Five, six. Welcome back. Your dreams were your ticket out. Tokyo Colombo. Welcome back to the same old place that you laughed about. Will the gnomes have a chance since you're hung around? But those dreams have remained and they've turned around. Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back. I never really watched Welcome Back, Cotter. I know that was like on Nick at Night for a while. Yeah, it was one of those shows. That's the definition of a song whose theme song I know literally the first line of and none of the rest. And I hope for just winging it that that was cool. That's all you need to know. Welcome back. Welcome back. I know John Travolta was on it. Sweathogs. Sweathogs. Horshack. Horshack. That's the one who also shows up in Friday the Thirteenth Part Six. And he's one of the people that resurrects Jason at the beginning for some reason. That's right. Poor shack from welcome back. Cotter is responsible for, for Jason Voorhees continued existence. Canonically Dan Wally says without welcome back Cotter, there would be no Saturday night fever. So maybe we should go back in time and delete welcome back hotter. Cause then we wouldn't have Saturday night fever. I like the soundtrack to Saturday Night Fever. How different would our world really be if we lost John Travolta? He's a good actor, but I don't think there's anything he was ever in that was like, if we lost it, it would be devastating to us culturally. Yeah, he's done some amazing stuff, but overall... Even people like Stallone or Schwarzenegger, you know, like if you... Broken Arrow. It's a good one. It does have an awesome soundtrack, Saturday Night Fever. It's just everything else about it that I don't like. I don't even say I don't like. It's an entertaining movie. I understand why it It has the level of stature that it does, but it's also deeply disturbing for multiple reasons I don't want to get into. I love that one of the plots of that movie is how badly it sucks to live in Brooklyn and how much he wants to be in the city. Cut to now, everybody wants to be in Brooklyn. That's the whole thing. He's kind of a dork. It's like the Boogie Nights plot. Let's pick a winner here. Let's see. Who's it going to be? Who's going to win a seat to class this Saturday for Prince of Space? Rushmore Yankee. I feel like Rushmore Yankee has won at least two other seats to class. Congratulations. You're doing some type of trickery, aren't you? You're like that guy on Press Your Luck that they're making a movie about. Have you seen that? Oh, they're making a movie about that? They're making a movie about that guy who memorized the pattern or whatever so well that they literally took the game off the air and then redesigned everything to randomize it more so that could never happen again. Yeah. Rushmore Yankee. You're like that guy. Congratulations, Rushmore Yankee. I hope to see you in class. Shoot me an email. Chris at dumb-industries.com. I'll send you that link so you can join us. We promise we're not favoring people over here on our end. We're just pushing the button, and that's what's happening. That's why we do it this way, because it's completely random, you know? You see it. We all see it. We all saw it. I was there. Don't tell me what happened. I saw what happened. um okay so that's saturday everyone if you have not yet signed up it's free for your first month head to dumb dash industries.com jackie uh and then coming up on tuesday um oh I'm looking at the outline here now sorry about it well yeah like we we flip-flopped around no it's yeah well I did the first one so I figured you would just take the second one it's all good Should we start having dress rehearsals, folks? Sound off in the chat. No, I'm kidding. It's fine. Tuesday, March the twenty fifth is an all new episode of Marriage Appeal Show. It's our game show night episode. Yeah, that's going to be fun. It's going to be really fun. We had a run through of what we're going to be doing. We're going to be doing this live on Tuesday. There's going to be an audience participation aspect to it. So everyone turn up live. Even some people will even get the chance to play with us. So don't miss that. It's going to be right here on Twitch. Yep. And special guests. Yes. And then marriage appeal show clubhouse, which is completely free for your first month as well. Get on in there. Get on, get on down, get on down the road. And there's a lot coming up still to close out March. And then April is, Oh my God, April's going to be... April, we do have some. We've been teasing at a couple things for a hot minute. I think April's finally when those are going to happen. Aside from the fact that both Matt and I celebrate our birthdays in April. Yeah. And it's tax season. Yeah. It's going to be really fun, April. So, yeah, check out our newsletter, dumb-industries.com slash newsletter, and find out all that's going on with Dumb. All right, are we ready to do... I like how you brought me up to, like, it's our birthdays. I was like, yeah. And also, it's tax time. You're like, oh, yeah. What a horrible time to have a birthday as an adult. That's why every Aries is the way that they are. No, seriously. As a kid, people would be like, oh, you're born on tax day. And then you get older as an adult. And I usually do my taxes way before tax day. But there have been a couple times in my twenties where I've waited until the last minute. And then I'm literally trying to file my own taxes on my birthday. It's depressing. Yeah, that's a bummer. Matt, what do you say we get into our feature presentation? Yes. All right. All righty. Oh, my gosh. First off, I just want to acknowledge Mastermind Rodiac said taxes are easier now that I no longer have self-employment income. That setup is the worst. This is my first year being fully self-employed, and let me tell you, if anybody out there is thinking of going fully into being a freelancer, are you really sure? Are you sure? Are you sure you don't want to have something else going on that some type of W-II works so you don't get hit with that fucking self-employment tax that just ruins your... shit for an entire season uh just stuff to think about if those because you know I remember when I was younger being like wouldn't it be so great to get to do this full time you know and uh and it is great but uh but you know to to quote our great philosophers uh mo money mo problems you know Anyway, that's my brief rant against the system. Anyway, it's feature presentation time. What if there wasn't a feature presentation? What if I just ranted about the tax system for the next, like, thirty-five minutes? We could do that. no these people want to be entertained matt let's do it well I I think uh the the nuances of our tax code are quite entertaining okay so we have all wild cards tonight and these are uh the wild cards that I double checked were already in our icloud drive first of all and second of all that seemed to be kind of fairly popular but sort of different enough to where there was a little bit of everything to pick from so First off, we have The Weakest Link. I have an episode of the television game show The Weakest Link. It was a two thousands game show. I believe this is one of our picks during our two thousands game show night hosted by a very mean but funny British lady. And yeah, and it's just her basically just calling people stupid for, you know, forty minutes. and uh and doing trivia every day in college it's great and then they replaced the mean british lady with like a slightly nicer person and it just didn't it didn't have the same vibe to it nobody jived with it anymore uh ann robinson I think is that lady's name she rocked uh so that's pick number one pick number two these street sharks I think we did like a ninja turtles ripoff show I believe this is one of the picks from that So if you would like to watch, we were just discussing the street sharks earlier that Vin Diesel was plugging back in his early days. So if you want to watch some human, some anthropomorphic sharks who are wearing jean shorts, fight crime. They're wearing jorts, yeah. That is the pick for you. After that, we have Parental Control. I picked this specifically because all of you keep rejecting our reality show pitches and going full wildcard on them. And this was the wildcard on that episode. And this episode of Parental Control, it seems ridiculous in the best kind of way. I know that some of you are like, I don't want to pick this because it seems painful to watch, but... That's kind of the point. And parental control was a show that was on MTV in the two thousands. I think we did this during our dating shows night or something like that. MTV show where, uh, there's like, uh, you know, a girl who's dating a guy who her parents really don't approve of. So she sets up their daughter, like, or you know the parents set up the the daughter on like a blind date with another guy and they sit there with the guy that they don't like who's currently dating her on a couch and watch through cameras how the blind date's going and it's uh and it's it's weird and everybody on it's over top parental control I definitely should have never worked at a video store in my youth. I'm terrible at summarizing things. Next up, Stanley Stripperella. We had a night where we tried to do shows from Spike TV, the ultra over-the-top, macho, vaguely sexist, vaguely misogynistic channel that was... a big deal in the early two thousands the network for men and there was a show a cartoon starring pamela anderson where she played a stripper themed superhero that had input from stanley somehow and uh so if you would like to watch uh stripper pamela anderson fight crime that's the one for you I think Stan Lee's contribution was he sat in on one meeting. Maybe he was just on speakerphone for that meeting. I think they maybe just wrote him an email where they were like, hey, if we pay you enough money, can we just stick your name on this cartoon? And he was like, okay. Yeah. And that's that. And then lastly, we have Supermarket Sweep. I had a different pick I wanted to do because I thought there was a little bit more variety, but Supermarket Sweep has been very popular lately. So if you'd like to watch Chris's favorite, Dave Ruprecht, a man who has so much contempt for everybody around him. It's the best. And this has been the wild card for like two or three weeks in a row. It has been really popular. Yeah. So let's come on. Let's watch some supermarket sweep. We could do that, yeah. It's a great show. Like I said, we discussed it a lot. The host, yeah, he seems like he doesn't want to be there. He kind of actively hates the people on the show. Everybody on the show seems a little simple, and they're all competing for an easily achievable amount of money, which is all very endearing and kind of down. While you guys are getting your votes in, we have another donation here. Nice. jesse h thank you jesse h jesse thank you jesse says love you all can't think of anything clever go nuts oh we love you too jesse I love you. I could be too mad. I could do Gollum singing, what's that one song by Dido? It was like the thank you song. It's like... I want to thank you for giving us a money just so. And I... Thanks for hanging out. But mainly thanks for the money. No, just kidding. Your friendship's important. Thank you so much, Jesse. Thank you, Jesse. All right, let's see. We're going to choose a winner, whatever's in the top spot. Last week, we had to do a tiebreaker, so... Yeah, that was pretty intense. You never know. All it takes is one person to decide what we're watching sometimes. All right, let's see it. And only, like, forty of you vote. Like, more of you get on here and decide the fates of what you're watching. It's free to vote, everyone. It's a free and fair election. Okay, let's hit show results. Supermarket Sweep. Yes, by five votes. All right. Oh, I love you guys. Stripperella is the wild card of this, so that will... Oh, no, that's... You have dug up a new wild card from beyond the grave, everyone. You don't realize what you've done. Oh, my God. Okay, Supermarket Sweep. the wild card of a wild card that sounds like we have like three episodes here in the drive which does it matter the most recent one if you can sort them by when they were uploaded potentially yes okay got one here supermarket sweep this is an episode from september of nineteen ninety four I can't wait to see what this is um There's basically, there's like two different eras of, of supermarket suite. There's like, hold on. Why is the video not cutting? Um, Oh, there was like, uh, the early seasons where he David wear is like a sweater that these gigantic sweaters. And, uh, and then there's like a second era where he's dressed more like a supermarket manager. Yeah. He's got like a tie and kind of stuff. It's a little bit more formal. So we'll see. I think this falls like square in the middle. Okay, this is a transitional period in the supermarket sweep aesthetic. Sweater or no sweater? Let's see. The people who are on the show all seem, like, simple and kind of an enviable way. Like, I'm like, I wish anything made me as happy as growing hams. Oh, wow. This is a special episode. Let's give away two brand-new GeoTrackers worth over twenty-five thousand dollars. That thing looks like it's waiting for you to die in a car accident inside it. Okay, you're on. Who's got the sweet and low? Okay, you're on. Who's got the... Who has the Astroglide? You can go. I always just want him to bust his ass running. I'm sure it has to happen. reset and cut that really special month here on supermarket sweep it's our twin car giveaway yeah do you think he was mad when I told him he was gonna have to start wearing a tie will be competing for the chance to win not one but two geo trackers that's one for each team member and this is how it works at the end of our third week we will take the twelve teams who have the highest sweep totals Everything about the show is overly complicated. It drives me insane. Like, just get to the people throwing shit in the carts. Twenty-five thousand dollars is like nothing now. And we're gonna give somebody a chance to pick up ten seconds in a cash bonus, so get your hands on your buzzers over there. Over there? Finding good replacement bags is an easy maneuver. Pick the brand name the same as- Hoover. Corey? Hoover. That's it, J. Edgar Hoover. I was gonna say, Newer. Is it rhyme? Okay, now, Cindy, if you can find the specially marked package of Hoover out there, within thirty seconds, I'll give you fifty dollars. Hoover, nobody does it like you. Okay, Cindy, go! Is she looking for, like, a bag? Oh, she can't run. She doesn't know how to run. You wore your worst mom jeans for all the activity you're gonna have to do. You have to wear something that flexes. Those pants. Don't wear your mom jeans if you're gonna be on the supermarket sweep. I love this when he's just like yelling. Come on, Cindy. Don't fuck this up, Cindy. Get your shit together, Cindy. This is our one time in the spotlight. Oh, she ain't going to make it. See, she can't run. She's an idiot. I told you not to wear those stupid fucking pants, Cindy. I mean, it's literally like she's never ran before. Ah, it drives me insane. We're best friends, and we used to be neighbors. Amy says he has, like, never used her legs before. She runs like a Jennifer Love Hewitt, and I know what you did last summer. My husband is actually my fifth child. I see. Richard, how do you know Maurice? Oh, that's hilarious. Your husband's a complete child. And what do you do, Maurice? We're both front desk agents. Oh, both of you. Tough job. This has a classic supermarket sweep. Clearly a gay couple, but are lying about it through their teeth. What do you do, Corey? I'm currently struggling as yet unpublished writer. And how about you, Cindy? I'm a recruiter for an aerospace company. We're both models for giant glasses. All right, let's do it. He asks what they do for a living and then just moves on. There's no following. Cool, whatever, loser. All right, on with the show. We'll see you all in a few minutes. Now I'm about to show you the brand name of a product, but I'll only reveal the letter that it starts and ends with. Then I'll give you three clues about its identity, okay? So get your hands on your buzzers. Here's the first one, and it begins with H and ends with S. Hemorrhoids. In Pennsylvania. Corey? Hershey's? Is it? That's it. Well done. Now this next one is just the opposite. It begins with S and ends with H. Three M. Sushi. Staff. Staff wouldn't fit. Scotch. Let's find out. No, it wouldn't, actually. Yes. Ah, scotch. Okay, now this name begins with B and ends with T. Gourmet. French. Bob Robert. Big Wombat. Darlene. Bon appetit. Let's see. That's it. Get you on the board, darling. Here's the last one, and this one also begins with B, but it ends with E. Two-wheeler. Shuffling. Boobie. Bicycle. Let's find out. Yes, bicycle playing card. Bicycle. All right, so everybody's on the board. Darlene has a minute and forty. Maurice has a minute and forty. Corey, you're in the lead with two minutes. Hey, listen, stick around. We're gonna come right back with another mini-sweep. I'm gonna go chain-smoke a cigarette behind the studio real quick. Welcome back to Supermarket Sweep. Okay, are you all ready to run our second mini-sweep? Okay, get your hands on your buzzers. If your aim in life is to get really slim, try the time-release capsule called Richard's Dexatrim. That's the one, Richard. Okay, Maurice, you know what you have to do. Hurry up and get the tag Dexatrim out there and go! What is Dexatrim? Go, Maurice! Go, Maurice! Go, Maurice! Oh, he was wearing his hat. You know these cameramen have like made contact with these people before. Oh, yes. Because they're like right on their asses. Come on. Do it. I would fuck this up so bad. This is where I would... This is like a bad dream. Oh, you dum-dum. This is where they zoom in on it. I love this part. There, you idiot. Look, you fucking idiot. It was right there. Ten seconds. I can't pay my rent with ten seconds, Dave. You're sleeping on the couch tonight. Peace. Now, would you look at these three items over here for me, please? We have a box of six Eskimo pie ice cream bars, a seventeen ounce Marie Callender's apple cobbler, and a thirteen point four ounce box of Krusty's buttermilk waffles. Krusty's? Krusty's. Under two dollars. One, two, or three. What company made these waffles? Krusty's. You're all wrong you fucking idiots it's number one But it was the waffles. Well, let's hope. I would love to see everybody get an extra thirty seconds. The product up here that sells for under two dollars is... It is the waffles! Michelle gets thirty seconds. Richard gets thirty seconds. And Cindy gets thirty seconds. Alright, let's go on to our next game. We're going to play Check Stand Headlines. This guy in the middle, I don't know if those women are just really short or if he has like fucking Marfan syndrome or something. He's very tall. Because he looks like Lurch or something. He's a wisecracking guy who still enjoys his trademark cigars. And he's still going strong at ninety... George Burns. That would be George Burns. They're clapping like they're in communist China with dictators on stage. Well, she certainly looked fully grown when she starred in the movie Ten. Go Derek. That's it. I've seen that movie. Okay, here's the last one. Talk about an outrageous career move. Junior is the name of a movie all about the world's first pregnant man. And it stars this He-Man last action hero. Ron Jeremy. Richard Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's it. This guy knows his movies. Let's play our round robin game. Come on up here, partners. Dave Ruprecht is just so checked out mentally. I know. Just going through the motions. He can't wait to go home. He doesn't even have the contempt that we love in those earlier episodes. He's just like an empty husk now. The man is one. He never would have gotten that. Like, like, you're in light? I don't know. Flavors. Darlene. Dryers. Let's see. That's it, James. Dryers? What are these brands? Potato. Richard. Pringles. Slug nip. It is, James. And the next one. Let's see. You can't stop. RC Cola. RC Cola. Could be. CR Loka. CR Loka. Croatian Republic crazy. Dryers. Dryers isn't ice cream. Isn't that Breyers? Maybe there's both a Breyers and a Dryers. And a Dryers. No Breyers. Breyers mint chocolate chip ice cream. I think it's my favorite ice cream. Breyers and Breyers. Two different governments. They're having a turf war. He's going to embarrass the shit out of themselves. I'm going to try real hard not to get hit with the card again. That's my favorite. I've got to include it one these days. There's an entire compilation of Dave Ruprecht getting hit by the card at the end. Cindy, she doesn't know how to run and she doesn't know how to clap. Look at her. She's an alien. Is she, like, being Ratatouille-ed around? Is there a little rat in there, like, controlling her movements? Yeah. Remi the Rat wanted to get on Supermarket Sweep. I love that the bad guy of Ratatouille is just the bad guy because he didn't want a rat near his food. What a horrible man. That's right, at the end of the big sweep, the team with the highest total not only plays the five thousand dollar bonus round, they will also have a chance to be invited back to go for two brand new cars worth over twenty-five thousand dollars. Looks like some shit I'd buy at Radio Shack. I know, that's a piece of shit car. You would not survive a car accident in that thing at all. That'll go right over a cliff. Even if you're not driving anywhere near cliffs, you'll drive over a cliff. You would have a better chance of surviving an accident when those Barbie toy jeeps that kids have, I think, than one of those. Okay, everybody, just take a look. Everything out there in our supermarket aisles is up for grabs. Now, remember, the faster you shop, the more money you will make. Oh, Dan Wally had a friend that had that exact model. How long did it last? I'm so curious. Now, listen very carefully because these are the big money makers in today's big sweep. We have a real special treat for you today in the market. Step out on it, man. I can't. It's a G.O. My dad had a Geo Metro. That car was like slightly bigger than our body and gave me no confidence in us having an accident in it. So listen carefully, I can tell you this only once. Here's what I want. Three salt bagels, two egg bagels, and one onion roll. These are just things he wants for his dressing room later. He's just too lazy to ask. Knock on my dressing room door. Leave it on the floor. Knock. I need you to pick up three salt bagels, my dry cleaning from down the street, and my kid from his soccer practice later. Whoever comes back with all three wins the night. Okay, runners, get ready. The clock is set at three minutes, and that's when Richard's taking off. On your mark, get set, go! Oh, he almost fucked up right away. He's running like a Hanna-Barbera cartoon. He's like, whoa! It does drive me crazy that they never mention there's a five-item limit. Like, you can only get five of any item. Yeah. Because I would just be throwing hams in. Exactly. You'd fill the whole thing up with hams. That always looks like it's the most fun part of doing these, the people just shoveling those giant hams in. I think if I was ever on this show, I would just creep people out. I would just go to the condom aisle and just be putting, like, as many different types of condoms into the cart just the whole time. And Matt is still in the condom aisle. Technically, he's choosing different brands, so he's not going over the five limit, but it's starting to creep us all out over here. Wow. Now he's moved on to the loo. He's going to be here for a while. By the way, they don't keep any of these groceries. In fact, I think all the meat is not even real meat. It's like fake. It would have to be. Madeline has put some rancid meat into her cart. Don't actually eat that, Madison. Are you familiar with ringworm? Oh, this guy's going to have a party. This guy sure does love nuts, doesn't he? Oh, Cindy, hustle. Come on, man. You're killing me. Oh, I hate Cindy. Now Matt's shoveling in a bunch of cough syrup. What kind of night do you have planned, Matt? You're going on a list. Here comes a second customer for candy. It's Cindy. I want to sit Cindy down and just be like, what the fuck is wrong with you? Come on. Hustle. There's money on the line here. Close enough. That's one hundred dollars for Shell. Remember, this sweep is part of our... Now Matt is selecting pornographic videos from the video kiosk. The team not only can try for five thousand dollars, they have the chance to try for two brand new cars worth over twenty-five. Yes, Jackie B. Run, bitch, run. Look at her. You got to wear good pants. They're wearing the wrong outfits for this. This lady's got it right. She's dressed the yellow shirt lady. She's got to get back to the... None of this is going to... Your hubris is your undoing, Cindy. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You're like Icarus. Cindy ruined it. Look. All right, everybody, come on back. Thanks again, Johnny. All right, the checkers are going to add all this up. We'll find out everybody's totals. But Sandy didn't come back, so do they not get... I don't think so, yeah. Like, it's her... Her greed got the better of her. Where is she? She died. There she is. We're back with Supermarket Sweep, and the checkers have already entered everything into the registers. Now we're going to hit the total buttons, find out who won the big sweep. I bet you the biggest amount of money these people get, nobody gets more than four thousand dollars from this. Oh yeah. You got a bag of candy, that's a hundred dollars. Let's find out how much your bonus is worth. I bet you Cindy screwed up both of the special shopping list items. That's all your groceries. It gives you a grand total today of one thousand thirty three dollars. Wow. That's pretty good. Cindy on the other hand. Cindy, you fuck up. Oh, oh. I knew it. Oh, you dumb. Cindy. Cindy, you dumb bitch. You fucked up. You're such a stupid bitch, Cindy. Oh, well, and they got the super bonus, of course. You're such a fuck-up, Cindy. Wait. Oh, she really sucked. Cindy. If she didn't get that bonus, it would have been embarrassing. There's a lot of symbolism around the two guys. Their cart is full of nuts and meat and there's a cock right behind them. I'm just saying. You can eat tonight. They almost kissed for a second. Oh my god, those. Five thousand dollars in cash hidden behind a product out there. You've got a whole minute to find it and three clues to help you out. You chose bonus envelope number one, so this is your first clue. When it gets so hot you need a fan, you might need to roll on the one called fan. Oh, do they both get to run? Yes. They gotta solve them together. He called him baby. Oh, my God. Did he really? Or maybe he was just like, come on, baby. You know how people say that. But after everything else that's happened. I bet you these guys are still together, too. There was a supermarket sweep couple that was this exact situation. It wasn't these guys, but it was that. Yeah, they went on. They're like, we're friends. But they turn out to be a couple, and they're still together. It was very sweet. Let's go. Let's go. We got it. Right here. If a lady was wearing wonderful perfume, it might lead you to Al Pacino. Scent of a woman. Pacino. Pacino. Scent. Scent. Scent of a woman. Scent of a woman. Where's that? Where's that? Where's that? I saw part of that. Scent of a woman. Come on. Come on. Where's that? Look. Look. Oh. Oh, you fuck up. Scent of a woman. Oh, you dum-dums. Now, in years to come, they'll never be able to watch Sins of a Woman together. They'll always think of... Well, now... But if Cindy had gotten... I mean, there's no way Cindy would have gotten that far. Cindy would have been like, I don't know what that means. You got so close. But listen, you ran out of time, but your big sweep total could bring you back for a chance. Dave Ruprecht looks like he's talking to like the fucking like Roswell aliens. They're so much taller. I wonder if they won the G.O. Sexy sax music. So that's four hundred dollars. We add that to a great sweep to give you a grand total today of one thousand six hundred and ninety six dollars. Just Jackie B asked, has Cindy become the new Gwyneth? Cindy, you're such a fuck up, Cindy. Cindy's my new arch nemesis. Whoa. He's on coke. You can just tell. It's America's favorite jelly bean, Jelly Belly. I can't think of another type of jelly bean. They cornered the market. It's more, if you're the only option, you can't really say you're the king of it, though. You just are the jelly. We are the jelly bean you can have. That should be their slogan. See, it's right here, you fucking moron. Yes! Look, you stupid idiot. It was right there. You guys are such dipshits. Way to fuck up, idiots. You see? It was there. You didn't see it. You got to see it to win. You could have had all this money, but you didn't find it. You see? Such an asshole. Anyway, I hope you two lovers have fun in your suite later. There's no way they put these contestants up in a hotel. He's like the cheapest game show ever. They were competing for, again, like, they're out, like, thirteen hundred dollars, having not won that. Like, oh, no. Oh, wow. What do we do without thirteen hundred dollars? Not that I wouldn't love to win thirteen hundred dollars, but it's not life-ending. It's not ground. It's nothing life-changing, yeah. Even back then, it would just be like, what? Like, oh, cool, I paid, like, two months of rent, as opposed to the one that that would pay now. uh thank you so much everyone thanks for watching everybody it's been a fun time it has we've had some laughs we've had some you know we've shared some some fun times together we've cried a hundred sixty nine folks still hanging out with us we've learned the real mystery hour is the friends we've made along the way I think so uh but I think I need like a jerry's final thoughts segment at the end of mystery hour where I just kind of uh philosophize about with the last little bit as men. Ah, yes. Ah, yes. Um... Thanks for watching everybody. 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Matt & Chris are still getting their asses kicked by Daylight Savings Time, but that doesn’t stop them from hosting an all-new Mystery Hour to recap the week in Dumb, catch up with Emmy Martian, and watch one of many Star Wars cartoons, which for some reason ends in the gang watching Captain EO!
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By the way, this whole scene was improv. Hey, turn your flashlights off. We don't want any extra light in this film. This movie is like if John Wick had rheumatoid arthritis. And glaucoma. What's this movie about again? I have no idea. Well, there's a chandelier. Why not bring Liberace in? That'll cheer things up. Have we mentioned how great the soundtrack is? Let's try to focus on the good things. Welcome back to Catatonic Caper. Uncut gems didn't have this kind of tension. The one-eight-hundred got junk people are sneaky. Coming soon to weird and wonderful Wednesday watch-alongs. Let's pick up. What do you want to say? I've come to claim the twenty pounds reward for Frankie McPhillip. Frankie McPhillip? THE END Thank you. This is coming from our clubhouse chat from Mrs. Torgo. Mary Jill, where would you take Roddy on your first date? straight to my sofa for a makeout session. Oh, Gal, I don't know. He's rather continental, so I would probably take him out, if it were in Minneapolis, for martinis or go the complete opposite way and take him on a hike to Minnehaha Falls or something like that. He'd love that, I'm sure. Where would you take him, Chris? Where would I take Roddy McDowell on our first date? I don't know. Maybe a movie. Maybe we'll go just take a stroll in the village. Go to some antique shops. Oh, nice. I think a theater date would work well. Yeah, go see it. We'll go see the new Glenn Gary, Glenn Ross. Yeah, I'd love to see that. Nobody expects the Ironside Inquisition. Yeah, watching him walk around and do nothing is so much more interesting than seeing the killings by the monster. Will he walk into another room? Or stay in this room? Oh my god, the suspense is killing me! I've got his cataracts. Oh, damn. Marriage agrees with me. Oh, now I can't do the Harpo Groucho mirror scene. Well, that was a productive afternoon. This is like a real estate video. My dinner with Andre didn't have this many indoor scenes. Thank you. What's up, what's up, what's up, everyone? Hey, can everybody hear me? Awesome. Look at us. We began on everybody's microphones working. We need some kind of award or something. And now we just brought attention to it, so it kind of cancels it out. I don't know. I just wanted to make note of that for all of you. It wouldn't be a Dumb Industries livestream if there wasn't some tech issues. We did it. Gold star for us tonight. How are you doing, man? Yeah, in your face, chat. in your face like maybe one person yes we are doomed this is true yeah this is uh yeah yeah this is maybe this is maybe the beginning of our selling out this is you know like when metallica got too big like if we become too if we become too slick then we lose our our street cred so I have a trick up my sleeve to make sure that we never run into that problem. Is it having a con ed electricity and internet or charter, whoever I pay for that? I'll tell you later. It's a dumb industry's trade secret. Dumb industry's trade secret. Interesting, interesting, interesting. anyway hey everybody hello it's uh I I hope this uh I hope this is a good I've just felt off all week like with the time change you never think that like you know it'll affect you that much but like this is usually where I say matt you say that every week however this week truly does feel weird because of the time change yeah like messing with me all week because like you know in your head you go like I'm an evolved modern person just like yeah this time is now this time it's an hour whatever but like the the caveman deep within me like like it feels harder for me to get ready for shows because my body's like this doesn't feel like showtime it feels like exactly and I'm still waking up at the same time that I was before the clock changes it's no good yeah there's it's a it's a it's a weird kind of thing so yeah so that's gonna screw with me for the next week or so but then once that happens then I'll be out of seasonal depression territory and then we'll be yes we're on the uh upswing here we're on the upswing baby us mentally ills uh all rejoice because the bad weather is is leaving slowly yeah wise twin sailor keeps falling asleep early well wait if you're falling asleep early wouldn't that be the opposite Why has Twin Sailor figured it out? I don't know how. Somehow. I keep falling asleep early. I keep falling asleep before I put my jammies on. I keep falling asleep before I watch the late show. I keep falling asleep every time you... Sorry, I was looking for my outline and I figured I'd give... Matt, a chance to shine. Welcome, everyone, to the Dumb Industries Mystery Hour. Hey, everybody. My name is Chris. I'm Matt. That's Matt over there. Look, I'm pointing in the right direction. I made it. We could be like weathermen now. We've developed that skill of gesturing to things in green screens very easily. Matt is there. You know, there's that joke like, well, how do they know where to point to? And just over time, you just, you figure, you figure out how to, like, I know that the QR code, oh, weird. Like, it's, I always attribute my QR code to being underneath where my, is my camera reversed? I think there's something going on. No, because normally when I put my fan, it Oh, maybe in StreamYard you have it set for... Maybe I have it flip-flopped. That's also attributing to the uncanny... Oh, mirror my camera is selected. Look at that. There you go. Now I look normaler. I was like, everything about tonight just feels off. My computer was having issues earlier, and then the time changed, and then I was like... bizarro me. Anyway, I'm very good at pointing because when I point at the fan, it also points to the QR code where you can, if you go to there and send a donation, we'll do one of our patented bad impressions, such as my Michael McDonald, which I just demonstrated a moment ago. That's right. Yeah, dumb-industries.com slash donate. We'll be doing shoutouts throughout tonight. We're also, just real quick, reminding you guys, we are on Blue Sky. We did it. We made it. Got approved. We're on Blue Sky. um you make it sound like it's like going to the bank for a loan like we got approved like we went to the blue sky building and a and a man we um we got a nice little uh community growing over there on blue sky everyone check us out and also join our discord server discord.dom-industries.com run by our producer emmy martian and um it's a fun place to be and you just mentioned donations and I'm pleased to announce we have our first donation of the evening oh interesting interesting um so let's uh let's do a quick shout out here before we move on this one comes from paul r thank you paul riser thank you yes I'm mad about you and aliens um isn't that so weird like our generation probably attributes him more to mad about you because like that was just a sitcom that was always on like you know in the nineties yeah but prior to that it was like he's the guy from aliens you know yeah he's there's a whole generation who thinks he's way less cool than he actually is not the character that was like the only cool thing he ever did because aside from that he was in like what like one night at mccool's and beverly hills cop oh yeah he was on stranger things I actually don't know if we're related or not that was half the reason when I first came to new york I was like maybe I should choose a cool new name and I was like oh maybe on the off chance someone assumes that I'm related to paul riser that could be Yeah. I mean, my real name is Chris Seinfeld. I don't know if you know that. Welcome, everyone. My real name turned out to be Genghis Khan. I decided to change it. Paul Reiser was in Diner with Mickey Rourke. You ever seen that movie? I don't think I have. Is that Mickey Rourke with his original face? Yes, his original face. It was when there was a chance he was going to be the next... big guy and he apparently destroyed it all I don't know why something happened I don't know something flipped in him uh yeah mickey rourke's paul riser steve gutenberg kevin bacon tim daly and daniel stern wow it's a real who's who of uh hey I remember that guy from yeah exactly remember him uh and uh and I guess we should also announce too what the theme of tonight is because yeah for those of you who might be tuning in who are brand new again is a great thing to to get into twenty minutes deep into the episode but uh we're gonna be hanging out watching some vhs trash after we go through everything that's going on with dumb industries and tonight we're doing star wars themed cartoons that's right slash one star wars adjacent fun thing that I also found that I'm gonna include which I think is what's gonna get probably what's gonna win I think it's probably gonna win you guys are gonna like this But yes, there's a long history of Star Wars animated stuff, and I've got some selections from multiple Star Wars eras. And then we'll also have our wild card from last week as well, which was, what was that? Do you remember? Yes, I do remember that. It was because it was also the wild card the previous week, and that is because it is Supermarket Sweep. Okay. So if no one's feeling Star Wars tonight, there's an option for you. yeah but you'll completely kind of ruin what the intermission videos vibe is setting up because uh so you can choose whatever you want but just you just know you're fucking the vibe up if you yeah don't do that I like how we we make it like democratic but then we just bully the audience to doing exactly what we want I also I took some time yesterday, everyone watching on Twitch. Hey, everyone on Twitch to add some new emotes. Oh, I saw those. Yeah, there's a Brother Ichabod emote. There's a Brother Ichabod one. I'm going to put that one. There's a Columbo. There's a Super Dumb Bros. There's my favorite just says, let's get dumb. There's a soup can. There's a Lon Chaney. Sleep. Have a potato. There's a bunch. I'm putting them all in the chat. You can get those if you subscribe right here on Twitch. Sick. Love it. Love it. Good stuff. Good stuff. This is my favorite one because I think whenever we start a stream, it should just look like this. Maybe not with all the pearls there. That was an accident. Oh, yeah. I added Peter Drucker, too. That's right. There is no colonoscopy emote, JPo says. Not yet. Maybe I'll make a custom flip-flop emote where it's my feet and flip-flops that you can. That's pretty cool. I like that we can display the emojis on the screen too. So there's me as Columbo. Oh, nice. Yeah, we'll talk more about Brother Ichabod and stuff here in a hot second. That's also half the reason why I'm kind of a little low energy tonight, because I was really bringing it. Yes, we will get Barnabas in there. We're still adding emotes. The David Cassidy one is the only one Beck-Duce-Heavenly-One will ever need. We need some type of Hasselhoff representation. You know, I was thinking that. I was thinking that. I don't know what exactly I'm really I know I just I couldn't decide which era I mean it would be baywatch knights but yeah like he doesn't really have a look in that I didn't know if like yeah I didn't know if pulling from like christmas consultant would be easier that for that movie where he fought jack the ripper I need to do a jack david hasselhoff marathon oh the christmas uh consultant that would be a good consultant yeah oh yeah or the nick fury hoff oh yeah yeah we've done a lot of hasselhoff stuff that's uh I need a marathon good reason I didn't even realize how much we've done. Oh yeah. We're obsessed all day off that. He's great. He's trying to, he's, his lawyers are really coming after dumb industries and they're kind of fine with it actually, but they're just curious why we're so obsessed. Yeah. I think you'd be surprised to come here. It's like, Oh, they're making fun of me. I'm like, no, I genuinely love you. I think you're. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, of course. You're cheesy, but you're endearingly earnest, and it's a quality, I think. So we started talking about Paul Reiser, and we completely forgot we were supposed to be doing a shout-out for Paul R. So Paul R., thank you so much for your donation. Thank you. Sorry about that. We got off on a tangent there because your name reminds us of a very famous celebrity named Paul Reiser. That was great. But you know, okay, let me thank you for watching. Oh, here's what I could do. I could do this is as Gollum. I think I could probably do the I'm Mr. Heat miser song from the year without a Santa Claus but incorporating mine and Paul and what's his name P riser? What? Oh, yeah, it's just... I guess we don't know for sure if it's Paul Reiser, but for the purposes of this song, it will be Paul Reiser. It will be Paul Reiser. And, like, we're the Meisers singing back and forth, so, like... I'm Mr. Matt Reiser. I'm Mr. Goof. I'm Mr. Live Streamer. I drink a hundred proof. They call me Matt Reiser. Everything I touch... I'm Mr. Paul Reiser. I'm mad about you. I'm Mr. Aliens. I also drink a hundred proof because all risers are alcoholics genetically it's true do do do do addiction runs in my goo do do do do uh mad about you uh uh great job matt thank you for just coming off the top of my head I you know I was just oh no that was great I was just looking for everybody learned a valuable lesson about how addiction is a genetic that uh runs in families and uh um well matt we have another donation here this one this one comes from what would mitchell do aka tina w thank you so much thank you I think that's what would mitchell do if not I'm sorry um but this says I know it was a month ago but could I get matt as randy newman hinting about getting me a sexy valentine's day present followed by colombo questioning if the gift is a gift of vd and then trying to figure which vd it could be Wow, this is quite an elaborate setup. Okay, so Randy Newman, you're hinting about a sexy Valentine's Day, and I'm going to question you if the gift is VD. Okay. And what kind of VD it might be. Okay. I got you a gift. What could it be? Excuse me, sir. I'm so sorry to bother you. I'm really enjoying the tune you're singing right now. I was hoping I could just get a few answers out of you for some questions about the song you're singing. Oh, sure. I'm Randy. Okay. First question. I see you're singing about getting a sexy Valentine's Day present. I was just wondering, sir, you seem like a very well-dressed gentleman and Maybe you wouldn't play any kind of trick on your wife, but I have to ask you, is the gift VD? Maybe it is. Maybe we'll see. I'll admit to it if you guess the VD. Guess one. Go. Syphilis. Wrong. Guess two. Gonorrhea. closer but no do do do guess three last one or I will disappear we're going by troll bridge rules and so that's why we're doing three it's gotta be uh media close enough do do do I'll give it to you do do do actually it's something stored in my goo do do do But the closest equivalent is if you're not Randy Newman, it's committee urges. Just one more thing, sir. I don't know how to ask you this. It's kind of embarrassing. But can you take a look at my downstairs real estate and tell me if maybe I got PD? What are you going to give me? Oh, well, you know, I'll give you a ride back to your apartment. Do, do, do, pull your drawers down. Do, do, do, I don't normally do this, but I'm hoping that you'll owe me one. Do, do, do, do. So what do you think? Is the sketch still going? I don't know. This is long. Oh, thank you. And it got kind of wrong. Matt's just saying what comes to his head in a minute. It's probably not fun, but it's a tunnel into his psyche, I guess. This is a family show. All right, next topic. People get uncomfortable when we talk about penises. About jizz and goop. That's like a third of our programming. I don't know. I know. This is who we are, unfortunately. Last one, and then we're going to move on to another show. All right. This one comes from Meowsdour. Meowsdour. Thank you so much, Meowsdour. Thank you. Mousetower is happy to hear our voices tonight. Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you. And they say, would take a Columbo shout out. And Matt, just say, preciouses. Mousetower, thank you for watching tonight. Lieutenant Columbo, boy, I just got back from the Minute Clinic. You'll never guess who I ran into there. It's Randy Newman, of all people. Randy Newman. Anyway, uh, apparently it's chlamydia. Thank you, Mousetower. Mousetower Processors? What, what, what is Mousetower Processors? Do you have the ring, Processors? Smoogle, Smoogle likes you, Mousetower. Thank you, Processors. Oh, my God. Mousetower Processors! I like it when he does his little scream, too, and he goes like, I'm like, That's my favorite part of Fellowship of the Ring when Bilbo turns into a little demon for a second. Oh yeah, when he turns into that guy. Yeah, we used to rewind that over and over. His eyes go all bugged out. I need to watch those movies again. They're so good. I know I routinely do that voice, but I can't tell you when the last time I watched those were. They're pretty great. So we'll be doing that all night, folks. We'll be doing that. I know that people are like, yes, more of what was happening there. Keep your donations coming, dumb-industries.com slash donate. You can ask us a question. You can challenge us to do some bizarre sketch you've come up with. Whatever you want. As demonstrated by just there. I think given what we have to work with sometimes, we do what we can. All right, Matt, what do you say we get into this week's dumb deals? All right. Oh, this week's dumb deals. We have great deals every week. We have the best deals. These are... We even have a new page where you can just see all the deals without having to do any guesswork or anything. Go to dumb-industries.com slash deals. Right now, this week, you can buy any three dumb hoodies and get one free. Wow. Like an entire hoodie for free. An entire hoodie for nothing. Wow. So that's four hoodies for the price of three. And, you know, these tariffs, they're going to kick in any day now. So it might be a good time to stock up on your teas. Well, they'll kick in for like five minutes and then they'll go away and then they'll come back and then they'll go away. Like, I can't even keep up with the news on that anymore because it's just like... As a, you know, I don't think of myself as an adult, but as someone who owns a small business... I have been trying to pay attention to that stuff because I know it could affect us one way or another. At the same time, yeah, it's like I have no idea. What are we even waiting for? It's like anything that gets announced gets rescinded two days later. Okay, anyway. Anyway, that's our mini rant about the state of the world. You're now watching real time with Bill Maher. We're going to be discussing. but yes head to dumb-industries.com deals you can uh stock up on all your stuff and there's video deals there there's uh some digital deals check them out Yeah, good stuff. And then also, if you're watching us on Twitch, hi, we love you. Feel free to keep watching on Twitch. It's a great place to watch and support us. This is where Dumb Television happens before and after this, too. So if you want to just be stuck around for more content, it's a good place to kind of check that out. But if you would like to watch specifically tonight's... Ow, I just smacked my fan with my hand. If you'd like to see specifically tonight's show commercial-free, you can head on over to our website, dumb-industries.com forward slash... Mystery Hour. Yeah. I believe, yes. Lost my place in the document. And, you know, watch tonight's. We have the most recent episode absolutely free on our website. And we leave that up all week until a new one replaces it. Or you can kick in two bucks and get access to the downloads. Or the back catalog, rather. Sorry, not downloads. On demand, yes. Of all of our past episodes. So if you'd like to watch us, watch tonight. Bigfoot and Wildboy or the Beetleborgs. And speaking of that Mystery Club Plus membership, all Plus memberships on our website are now free for your first thirty days. So try them out. You can check out the whole back catalog. There's close to nine hundred hours of content. Thirty days on us now. If you can believe that. I don't think any place does a thirty day trial anymore. That used to be such a big thing. I know. Like not that long ago. And then it just became like the week trial. And now I don't think any place does any trial because. They do, but they're like very limited trials. But yeah, all of our plus memberships. Sign up. And let's see. Don't say downloads after talking about VD. That is a good point, man dog. Venereal downloads. That's what VD stands for. Venereal downloads. That's the new slang. We should come up for computer viruses. We're going to try to get that out in the mainstream. Instead of like you have a virus, like you have a venereal download. It's like the politically correct term for a computer virus. We feel like calling a computer virus a virus is very insensitive. Matt, the schedule is really outdated. This was earlier today. this is how I confront you about every, everything related to dumb industry. I'm sorry. My computer, my computer was wigging out and I was trying to do a thousand things. No, someone mentioned that the schedule's out of date and I just want to reiterate, you are watching us. You're watching us live on Thursday. I'm sorry. I've been, I've been doing adult things today and trying to balance that with everything. And it's been, it's been a lot. Uh, there's a lot going on over here in Matt world. I'm sorry. Uh, No, no, no. Look. Yes, it's public shaming. It does work. But no, it wasn't public shaming. Come on. And then like I was having issues getting the pre-show out. I think like like technology has one of those things where it's like it can sense your anxiety and then it's like, oh, now I'm not going to do what you need to do. Like if you're yeah, if you're in a crunch, it's like it's like that trope of like the printer, you know, like if you go to print out something for like a class and it's like, you know, ten minutes, you know, like it'll just it won't work. But if you need to print like a picture of, you know, like Billy Corgan at three in the afternoon like it'll it'll be fine anyway hot takes on technology so yeah we mentioned digital deals also every week yes that we have a digital deal every single week uh we've been going through the the mads are back from the very beginning and this week we are on t-bird gang so if you do not own the the roger corman ghost produced uh classic film t-bird gang uh you can get that for six bucks through sunday with promo code gang gang yes that is g-a-n-g g-a-n-g two g's in the middle The Q&A guest for that, by the way, was a guy. What was his name? Mike Nelson stopped by. This guy, he's huge. I had never heard of him before. But he came by and we interviewed him. It was a super fun time. Mike Nelson. Mike Nelson. Everybody's like roasting me in the chat tonight. Oh no. Why? Like I was saying, like adult things like, like grabbing some flip flops and hitting Mickey D's. Uh, for your information, I was emailing my accountants all day. Uh, Matt, you don't have to, people are suggesting you need to write down everything you do and how long it takes. So now I'm getting time management tips from people. That's a five bullet points. Five bullet points and email it to Elon Musk. It's like I said, it's like usually like I think my body just knows instinctively what time things need to be done and everything being off an hour is just throwing me off. Yeah, no, I get it. I really am just like a big dumb animal, you know, like it's like with fight or flight and stuff like that. Anyway, if you are watching this live. Enter hashtag gang gang. Cause that's the promo code for T bird gang this week. Um, which is already a very outdated reference to those, uh, those people on Tik TOK briefly who are just like doing NPC stuff. That is such a weird thing to have to explain to people. Yeah. There's just this lady be like gang, gang, gang, gang, gang. Oh, wait, Mike was the second MST three K host. What? That's why we sold so many tickets that night. I was joking, everyone. Wouldn't that be great, though, if I really just had no idea who Mike Nelson was? Mike Nelson, like from Twin Peaks, right? Yes. Who was dating Nadine. I always thought that that was weird that they both had the same name. Yes, enter hashtag gang gang. You'll win a free download for T-Bird Gang. Maybe Brother Ichabod needs to do an NPC TikTok. We've discussed this, and I think we should totally do it. And also an OnlyFans. And also an OnlyFans. Specifically for him, he'll have to paint his whole body green. All right, we've got a couple more. While you guys are getting your entries in, we've got a couple more donations here. Okay. Oh, there's a good one. This one comes from Ryan S. Thank you so much, Ryan. Ryan, thank you. Ryan just simply wrote, Paul Stanley selling snake oil. Hello, everybody. Can you hear me downtown Tombstone? I'm going to sell you a jar of venom. Gonna cure your rickets and your hepatitis. It's definitely not a jar of piss. They're different things. So come get your snake oil. Snake oil. Now, Tombstone, I got a feeling. I got a feeling that this snake oil is gonna make you Not be possessed by the devil no more. I love it. I don't know. I love it. Was there something in there? Yeah, totally. There's always something. Tonight's a real riffy night. I'm just like, was there anything in that? Thank you so much, Ryan. Thank you, Ryan. All right, we got one more here, then we're going to pick a winner. This one comes from Jackie B. Oh, thanks so much, Jackie B. Thank you. Everyone, check out Jackie's Etsy shop. Let me put that link in the chat. There's all kinds of really cool custom Dumb Industries merch, officially licensed Dumb Industries merch. I need to specify. Our only official third-party licensor. Yes. if if it's not made by created by jackie it's a total or dumb industries it's just it's a bootleg and that's illegal it's definitely not coming from a warehouse in the philippines that I personally operate that's been pumping out uh illegal shirts that it's the same one it's the same one kathy lee gifford used in the nineties yeah there was that I do there's also a uh I remember um yeah the whole cat lee sweatshop thank god now I'm gonna go down a whole rabbit hole reading about Kathie Lee Gifford sweatshop scandal of the nineties that I vaguely remember. Anyway, Jackie says, Oh my God. It's my birthday tomorrow. Happy birthday, Jackie. Happy birthday. Thank you for hanging out with us. So would you all mind giving me a birthday song? Also all dumb merchant, my store is on sale for my birthday all weekend, twenty-five percent off. Oh my God. I'm going to put that chat again. Everyone. They got really cool. Dumb ministries, popcorn bins there that might be obsessed with glasses and glasses. There's now a, uh, dumb ministries kitchen towel on there. It's all great stuff. Custom made by Jackie. go check it out all right let's pick a wiener oh um we have to sing a birthday song for oh yeah so uh we could do uh you want to do like the the beatles birthday is a bunch of our different sure impressions I don't know like it's uh today's your birthday it's my birthday too oh oh no I you know you're right we should go back and forth yeah that's that's better okay so have a good time today's your birthday I'm randy It's my birthday too. Today's your birthday. Diplomatic immunity. Today is your birthday. It's my birthday too. I love how you could just keep that song going on forever. You can just get stuck in a loop kind of, and you just have it go on for seven hours. Uh, happy birthday though. Happy birthday, Jackie. That's spending the day before your special day. Uh, yeah, that is awesome. Um, and yeah, everyone check out Jackie's Etsy shop. It's the coolest Etsy shop. It rocks. It's good stuff. It's good stuff. All right. Let's see who's going to win a free download to T-Bird Gang featuring a Q&A with one Mike Nelson. Gang gang. Gang gang. Gang gang. Gang gang. Gang gang. Yum yum. M. Campbell. M. Campbell. Congratulations. All right. Congrats. Look at all that confetti. Incredible. It felt like an excessive amount of digital confetti. Maybe I just didn't notice it. Right. Well, I, you know, I paid a little extra for tonight. Why not? There's an extra couple hundred bucks. That's the extra confetti thing. Way to go. Yeah. Congratulations. Shoot me an email. mcampbell, chris at dumb-industries.com. Let us know what you won, too, in your email because we've been doing a lot of giveaways and sometimes I get confused. But congratulations. Don't forget, T-Bird Gang is on sale through Sunday with promo code GANGGANG. Only six dollars. Promo code GANGGANG. Very officially enunciated. I love that. Alrighty. We still got so much to get to, but I wanted to mention one more thing before we move on. We just launched a new program on the dumb industries website, and we're trying this out already. The response has been amazing. Let me put us back on the screen here. Um, angry Algonquin who's been a huge supporter of ours for since the beginning for years and she's very supportive of indie bookstores and she pitched this idea that a lot of indie bookstores are doing where you can buy a book and from the bookstore and basically put it up like paying it forward for someone else like if they wanted that book they can grab it so she's like hey why don't you guys do that on the dumb industries website and I was like that's an amazing idea so uh so we're gonna try this out on the first of each month we're gonna raffle off items that have been purchased by other dumb industries fans and if you want to sign up for them put your email in and then on the first you'll be notified if you won the item And we're starting with three, all three dumb audio books going to be the first giveaway. And we're awarding three winners, all three audio books. So head to dumb-industries.com slash dumbitforward. And enter your email. And we have more items that we're actually going to raffle off because people have been emailing me saying that they love this idea. They want to buy stuff for other dumb fans who maybe don't have the funds for it right now. And it supports dumb industries. It supports our authors, our roster, everyone. So huge thanks to Angry Algonquin for inspiring it. Yeah, thank you. head over to the website, try to, uh, win some stuff. All right, Matt, what do you say? Should we get into this weekend? Let's do it. All right. So this week, uh, started on Saturday, March eighth, for those of you watching in the far future, uh, with the, uh, with the next Jackie Naiman Jones paint party, it's finally it's paint party time again, baby. It's paint party time. Let me switch the brand so I can show all the amazing work we did. So let me see. Let me put it behind me again. This was the painting, Tree of Life, that Jackie came up with. And this is what she was teaching students off of. And here are just some of the paintings that were submitted. And they were amazing. This one's the Tree of Life by Q. Oh, very nice. Beautiful. This one's Tree of Life by Chris Doyle. Nice. Very nice. Let's see. Oh, I love this one. This is called My Guardian Angels and the Tree of Life by Claudia Burton. Aww. So pretty. And... It was a great class. I think we might have broken our record for most students watching live. It was like thirty, which, you know, we usually have about fifteen to twenty. So it's it's so much fun, you guys. It's catching on. I urge you all to join. Become a student. This one is shades. Shade changing. That's amazing. That's like it looks like a stained glass window in a church or something. Yeah, that's what we were saying. Yeah. So cool. very cool this one is mine oh nice tree of life did that on my ipad uh let's see world tree by phil flerken and all of these are up in a student gallery over at dom-industries.com so um go check those out because there's some truly truly talented students in there and we would oh yeah hi wrong brand I'm here there we go um yeah so check out the student gallery all of those classes are on demand you can go catch up and send us your work we'll add it to the student gallery yeah and uh and also if you are subscribed to this and uh hands of paint together you get access to the dumb odds and ends collection Oh, I'm so glad you mentioned that. So I'm just throwing that out there. We just added a couple of things to the dumb odds and ends lie, which we're going to talk about in a second. But first, Monday night, we had an all new episode of Super Dumb Brothers, and we played the Walking Dead Telltale game again, which we hadn't played in like four months or something. Yeah, it had been a hot second. Yeah, and it's a fun game. It's a little frustrating to control, but I find as long as Matt is looking at a walkthrough guide and reciting it to me, then it's fine. As long as you're being told exactly where to go and what to do, it's fine. Well, you can't really think of those as games. They're kind of just sort of like interactive novels, more or less. Exactly, but that's why it's frustrating that you have a limited amount of time to avoid getting eaten by a zombie. And then you got to wait five minutes for the entire thing to reload. It's like just go in slow motion, like just get slower and slower until I figure out what button I have to press. I'm so glad I sprung in and got the Arkham games instead of the telltale Batman games, because I was between the two when I had when I had a switch gift card earlier this month. And I think I made the proper choice, the correct choice. Oh, yes. I mean, but but it's still fun, though, but it is just like a different kind of thing. You know, there was a lot of pillow pillow usage. Oh, yeah. You're retrieving a lot of pillows, a lot of pillows. I utilize the pillow to as a silencer, right? Is that what it was? Yeah. Which I don't think would really work, but which weirdly that happened. And then the other night I was rewatching Twin Peaks, the return season three, episode one and two with my girlfriend. And we just finally got up to that point. And without spoiling anything, a character in that does that with a pillow where they put it over someone's head and then shoot them. So I guess that's a more common thing, a more common trope than you'd think. But it wouldn't quiet things so much that zombies wouldn't hear you, though. Exactly. Guns are very loud, and most media doesn't really depict that properly, I feel like now. Oh, no. like Bruce Willis literally permanently deafened himself from that shot and die hard where he fired a gun too close to his, his head. Yeah. They're loud. There's a reason why everybody's always wearing the big headphones when they're, they're shooting. Uh, but that episode walking dead, we're going to be playing more walking dead on this coming Monday. So if you would like to join us, come right back here on Twitch and also in the super dumb bro super club. And you can watch that episode on demand too. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. All right. So so that happened on Monday. And then Tuesday, we had an extra Tuesday. And so we kind of at the last minute decided, you know what, we debuted episodes three and four of The Witching Hour back in December. And then just a whole bunch of life happened. And We finally got the final cuts of those put together. We were like, we have this free Tuesday. Let's do a witching hour marathon and I'll hop on in full makeup and host it in between episodes. And so we did on Tuesday night, starting at seven and going until like eleven something. It was a long night. uh yeah and I was kind of just popping on or brother ichabod rather was just popping on in between uh we made him a stream yard admin he's got all the uh right credentials yeah we've struck up a distribution deal with hell as was uh discussed the other night so these are the the two new episodes a very delicate matter which is you know the horrors of vd um and then ace hits the big time which is what the horrors of street gangs I guess singing street gangs there's like a street gang and then they're put into a musical and they also it's I I kind of I've I've now watched that so many times and I still don't understand it I don't either in it it's true it's a real brain but uh but yeah we did some last minute tweaks on those and I think that now they're you know they're exactly where I want them to be so they're I've been a very uh george lucas-esque stanley you've been like kubrick here with this I'm just like I just need these two little tweaks I think they really helped uh I did any of you to to point out what they are even but uh and if you've watched a very delicate matter when we first debuted it like what was that like a year and a half ago we added some new segments in there so I heard all of you there's now like three versions of this one episode yes But the third episode is now complete. It's coherent by dumb standards. Yeah, it's great. It makes sense, which is harder than you would think to get something when you're, you know, because I'm dirty as crap about the stories, you know, and like movies and books and stuff I read. But then you put together something yourself and you're like, oh, good. It's like, I don't even care how good it is anymore. The beginning, middle and sense all or the beginning, middle and end all makes sense. And that's all. Yeah, there you go. That's all you could ask for. Sometimes. Those both new episodes and all the Witching Hour episodes are on demand in the Dumb Odds and Ends library, which is available to all Dumb Plus members. So, yeah. If you're not yet a Dumb Plus member, now's a good time to get that thirty-day free trial. Check it out. And Witching Hour five is in the works, if any of you are curious about that. But yeah, that was a fun night. I spent like, well, you know, like a Uh, you know, not that I was, I had anything to do with it, but I spent all day Wednesday recovering basically from that and just not talking to anybody. And, uh, yeah. I need to get one of those boxes that they use in cigarette commercials with the people with the holes in their neck to scare you to not smoke. I need one of those to use when I'm recovering from doing the voice. I know, and I talked to you after we ended the live stream. You sounded rough. You were like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's no worse than being at like a basketball game and yelling, but it's a, but yeah, it was definitely, I didn't have a show. I felt bad for you. I was like, God, am I going to have to pay for some kind of operation for Matt's throat to keep doing Ichabod? Um, I need to get my voice insured. Like, uh, like the Mary Hart did for her legs, you know, from, yeah when that was a big thing remember mary hart and john tesh on on entertainment tonight who could forget um okay uh okay everyone last night was wednesday which means we had an all-new weird wonderful wednesday watch party here to tell us more about everything that happened last night is our very own emmy Oh, there we go. Hello. You're muted, Emi. You're on mute. Oh, we jinxed it. Oh, no. We ruined the streak. You were supposed to unmute. I thought I was leaving it in your capable hands. No. It's okay. Calm down, everybody. Calm down. We're here. Hey, y'all. How's it going? How are you doing, Emi? I was... I was deep at work, actually. I was trying to multitask. That was the issue, really. I tried to pass the blame on to you, but the blame is sorely lodged with me because I was multitasking. But last night, we had a weird and wonderful Wednesday watch-alongs. We watched Crime Wave. It had Sterling Hayden and a super young Charles Bronson and some Phyllis Kirk. Yeah. Yeah. Nineteen fifty three. Charles Bronson. If you ever see Charles Bronson in nineteen fifty three, it's like a whole new a whole different person. He's a different person. He's like Pacino where there's like old him and young him and you almost have to treat them like they're different people. Yeah. Yeah. Charles Bronson is the the death wish guy. This isn't the death wish guy. Well, he's also he's. You know, he's in the uh, he's in disney movies in the like set sixties and seventies and stuff He's in one of those, uh, jules vernon adaptations the one with uh, vincent price master of the world I think is is it's like, uh, it's very much like twenty thousand leagues, but they just Uh, it's in a it's instead of uh, uh in a submarine. It's in a like weather balloon or a zeppelin or something Yeah, yeah It's insane but anyways crime wave yeah sterling hayden charles bronson sterling hayden better to you up known to many of y'all as general jack t ripper in uh in dr strange love and uh oh I thought you're gonna say in terror london no no no no which would be amazing he's better he's better known as sir galahad in prince valiant no I'm joking um Nobody likes him in that role. It's the only bad Sterling Hayden role. But yeah, Crime Wave. It was a lot of fun. Of course, you always have an amazing pre-show. And some cartoons afterwards. Some cartoons. Funhouse action there. We definitely had some weird cartoons. Have you seen Goody the Gremlin? Have you seen any of those Goody the Gremlin cartoons about a little green gremlin that like... He's a good gremlin. He's basically the Casper formula, except all the other gremlins, they want to cause chaos, but he's good. He's good. He's a gremlin. We had some of that. That sounds adorable. What is the difference between a gremlin and a goblin? Oh, well, a gremlin is specifically a World War II invention. It's kind of... As Miller explains in Gremlins, like that story? Yeah, it's born of a racist trope of like, oh yeah, the Japanese are sabotaging our vehicles or whatever. But they also mention the gremlin, yeah, like the William Shatner Twilight Zone episode. The William Shatner thing is a gremlin, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's because it's on a plane. It was an aviation... Oh, it was like an aviation. Yeah, that was who was getting into... If you notice, it's in the Bugs Bunny one. He's also flying... The Bugs Bunny one where he's like, it ain't Wendell Wilkie, you know? Yeah. I wonder if a gremlin is more like, because a lot of the gremlins have fur. The William Shatner one has fur and, you know, Gizmo has fur. Maybe gremlins are like mammalian until they become, you know, the scary gremlin in water. It's all up to your imagination, you know? What I'm going to go with is that goblins are more lizard-like and gremlins are more furry, and that when the gremlins turn wet and they turn into evil gremlins, they're actually transforming from gremlins to goblins. If you'd like my thesis paper on this, I will have it. Well, we'll be exploring this subject more on Weird and Wonderful Wednesdays on May twenty-eighth, I believe, is the when we'll be exploring further into that. to the debate between gremlins and goblins where does goblin goblins is way old that's that's like ancient times that comes from like hob and stuff and and and those kinds of like demons demons and imps and things from like from ancient times this is a great question because I always wonder stuff like this If a Mogwai urinates on itself, does it then turn into a gremlin? Do the Mogwais even urinate? And I have a good question. I have a good answer for that. I have seen Mogwai. It's one of the loudest shows you'll ever go to. I've seen Mogwai. And no, it doesn't do that. They are a rock band and they drink a lot, so they probably have urinated on themselves. I don't know if they drink a lot. They seem like sober. They seem like they would be straight edge to me. I don't know. Yeah. They seem like math nerds to me. I don't know. Yeah, they do. I just assume anybody who's touring around and at venues a lot is an alcoholic just by the short amount of time I spent trying to perform and being there. by the fact that they only pay you in drink tickets yes I'm familiar with oh yeah here's your two drink tickets why do all the comedians wind up alcoholics you know and cut to like every comedy show ever like yeah we got you drink tickets you have to buy a drink to be on the thing so yeah on the system what do we have to look forward to next wednesday next wednesday we're going we're going backwards in time where that was nineteen fifty so now we're instead of nineteen fifty three we're gonna flip it on its head we're gonna go to nineteen thirty five see what I did there and uh we're gonna watch the informer considered by many to be uh the best film of that year and maybe even the best film made up to the time john john ford see look the greatest picture ever made millions agree very cool it's really freaking good actually it's pretty amazing now my question about a film called the informer is at any point in the informer do the words a licky boom boom down we don't believe that any of I believe that maybe yeah you know Those words had never... Did John Ford coin Licky Boom Boom Down? I don't think the word Licky really is in any film. I think that's a Canadian thing, right? It wasn't snow Canadian? I got no idea. I've never even heard that shit. You've never heard it before? No, I've never heard that stupid. Why would I listen to... Why? How did you know what it was if you've never heard it? Because I've heard Matt sing it on the damn show. I remember when Informer came out. You were around in the nineties. I was around when Informer came out in nineteen thirty five. Yes, I was there. I was. Look, it's been a long, hard road. OK, I've got a lot of... It's been a long road getting from there to here. You know, thirty-two but looks younger is usually how they describe me when the police are looking for me. They get on and they just yell out of their windows. When I'm describing sketch artists, they go, that man that looked like Jodie Foster, just draw like what Jodie Foster vaguely looks like and put some facial hair on, kind of, and that's essentially who was around here. Uh, Emmy. Yes. Do you have a minute to stick around for our intermission video? Yes. Be sure. I know. I know. That's droids you've got pulled up. You need the George Lucas experience. Your cats need to calm down. Your cats are excited. While you're getting that, I'll explain the pre-show. So Neil Cicerega, God's gift to the internet, he compiled together a bunch of George Lucas commercials that he made for Panasonic in Japan in the eighties and nineties. And they're all, insane and he's a good editor too so he puts them together in kind of a fun way but it's it's amazing uh some of these shots of george lucas I can't say I know shane but I know neil but my friend shane knows neil oh yeah yeah he has like an interview of him and stuff just watched the other day all right let's see george lucas going along with our star wars theme oh touch the orb watch it And once again, America, I give you what you want. I love this shot. Just this weird up angle. Oh, I truly experienced the universe. What year is this? Post-Jedi? Yeah, like, it's something new. I'm just picturing the plot of Lost in Translation, but it's George Lucas in Japan shooting these commercials. Wait, how can the stormtroopers be shooting? How can the stormtroopers be shooting this? They can't shoot anything. Just trying to adjust the volume. See what I did there with the shooting? Stormtroopers. See? I got it. Is George Lucas Max Headroom now? What's that VCR sitting on? Ah! Imagine if George Lucas was like your personal Siri Max over him. I thought he was about to Neelix himself there. With Tuvix himself. Lucas. Is he watching your movie on a phone? Oh, he is gonna Tuvix himself! Whoa I Don't remember that robot in Star Wars Yeah, I must have missed that episode. She was like get out of here They really need to make Sparky Star Wars canon and put him in the new Disney Plus shows It's the little miss lonely will not Quirky kind of looks like President Eisenhower if he was like a weird little robot. And swore a lot more. Yeah. I'm trying to think of just like a little bald guy with glasses that would... Dragonflies are generally what I think of when I think of technology and... You know what he looks like? He looks like Gopher from The Love Bone if he was a robot. Whoa! What? Oh no, he's cloning his daughter. He's spitting... Terminator in reverse. Wow. The worst anamorph. I bet he turns into a camera and then like is used in porn and then he turns back. It's difficult. Oh, I saw this Marvel show. They play this for Halloween. He's from Pleasantville. During his Calvin Klein era. Back. So he's like the witch and going to feed me like a poison apple? Is that what's going on here? Wait, is he spinning a TIE fighter on his finger? Yeah, that's his fidget spinner. And George Lucas has a nice ass. Holy shit. Yeah, let's get a close-up of that. I mean, it's undeniable. Guy's got a nice ass. That's my favorite C-IIIPO I've ever seen in my life. Can I cosplay as that? Yoda-man! Yoda-man! Yo, Yoda-man, dog. in this universe? Geos? What alphabet? Oh, C-Cube Geos, yeah. Those basically were alphabets. Yeah. Weird field that's like an afterlife metaphor, like all of his creations are going to walk away from heaven or something. That's the vibe I get from this. Right? This is his field of dreams. Yeah. Have you seen that movie, What Dreams May Come? It's gorgeous. Something new. wow that was now that that was well I mean it's neil yeah I was gonna say that was a but yeah thank you there was very minimal editing from neil and that that was mainly just real commercials well but but also like but also like beautiful like star wars pairing there matt well yeah picked out I I think I just want to say, I approve of this intermission. This has both my thumbs up. I give it two thumbs up. I like this, from Eric McKett and Chris, thirsting over Lucas, Emmy thirsting over Bronson, Matt thirsting over flip-flops and McDonald's. I don't think you understand what thirsting means. Calm down, Eric, okay? Just calm down over there, alright? I know you're excited and all, but... The only thing I care for is hot dogs and Vicodin. Emmy, thank you so much for stopping by. Thank you. I will enjoy the Star Wars because I love me some Star Wars. I'm praying for Ewoks. You never know. I'm praying for some Ewoks, but we'll see. If Ewoks shows up, there may be There may be droids. There may be Ewoks. There may be something. I don't know. I don't care. It's a crazy go nuts. As long as it's not Bad Batch. Anyways. No, it's not that. But I do have a newer thing that's up there. But, yes, I will see y'all later, and I'll see y'all next week. And for everyone else, I will see y'all later tonight at TV at Ten for the last part of Melissa. There you go. There you go. All right, everyone. Peace. Thanks, Emi. Bye. Okay, Matt, what do you say? Let's bring this baddie home. Okay. Every time I hear people are posting about Bad Batch in the chat, it's maybe a fine show, but every time I hear Bad Batch, all I can think of is a bad bunch of semen. We're sorry, your sperm donation was a bad batch. You're going to have to give another one. it reminds me of um that's what like we would call like if someone like if you ever like put your clothes in the washing machine forgotten about it oh yeah and then you go dry it like a day later or something and it has that odor yeah that's we we always call that bad batch or like a bad batch of acid you know like yeah that too bad batch just brings up a whole lot of things in my brain not not show about a bunch of stormtroopers anyway coming soon to dumb first off tuesday march eighteenth twenty twenty five is the next movie joe night and we will be watching baffled this month baffled starring leonard nimoy is like a psychic race car driver or something yeah it's a pilot for a show that didn't get picked up and then they just released it as a tv movie uh it looks insane like it looks the intro alone is it's amazing it's pretty great yeah uh So that will be the next movie tonight. We're back at Tuesday, March eighteenth, twenty twenty five. Movie tonight, of course, is the spinoff of the marriage appeal show in which Mary Jo and I watch a movie neither of us have ever seen. We know nothing about. We do no research. Matt sources through the movie and hands me a download. We have to keep these things very... There's a lot of... There's a key that you and I turn at the same time before the show starts. We both have half of the access code that we have to put into the computer terminal. yes we flip a switch up uh which ignites a klaxon above our heads and I said we know we have ten seconds to abort if we really want to but uh so we could go back on this this terminal decision but then once that goes then then you get the download and then you watch it so there you go clowns it's always it's always fun to get these words and uh movie tonight will be available streaming in the Mary Jo Peel Show Clubhouse and also right here on Twitch. There's ads on Twitch. We play it live on Twitch and it'll get thrown into the dumb television lineup after that a lot too. That's right. But yeah, so that's going on. We'll have both Shatner and Nimoy now in a movie. Yes, finally. We have to work our way through the rest of the Star Trek cast. We've got to find something with Chekov in it. I've waited a long time for this to happen. Okay, anyway. What happened after that? After that, we're going to have an all new Jackie and Amy Jones, The Hands of Paint, which is our B-movie themed online art class. led by one Jackie Naiman Jones, who played Debbie in Manos, the Hands of Fate. And so we pick a new B movie every month. We actually we watch the movie right before class and then we paint it during class. And this is this month's subject is Prince of Space. Look at that. Look at that little dude. Mario version of the the people from that movie like I could see like waluigi and this guy hanging out oh totally yeah they got similar it's the eyebrows I think you know we need to make a mario-esque video game with all the mst uh favorites in it uh prince of space this was on mst and uh yeah so we'll what's that Oh, I was about to say, I also like the background kind of makes him look like he's in front of a curtain a little bit. Like he's, he's got his own talk show. He's giving his monologue at the beginning. Like, yeah. Like the crank or show. Yeah. Have you heard about this? So, uh, I'm a guy from space. You guys know that you've heard about that, right? Uh, So yeah, head to dumb-industries.com slash Jackie to sign up. Again, your first month is free. So you got nothing to lose. Come hang out with us, everyone. It's always so much fun. There's nothing left to lose. Join us. And then closing out the month, which I can't believe it's already almost over. I just want to vomit. Tuesday, March twenty fifth, twenty twenty five. It's the Mary Jo Fields show game show night game show night. And we haven't really announced the details of this yet. We're we're working on it. But I will just say this is going to be the most fun game show episode we've ever done and probably will ever done. And out of anyone that's ever done any game show, it's going to be amazing. So don't miss out on that. Yeah, it's going to be in the vein of when we've done like a pyramid in the past or to tell the truth. Yes, we got some very special guests. I'll line up a nice marathon of all of those. Oh, yeah. You can you can rewatch all those. we haven't done a game show episode in a while so we're really excited but this one's going to be truly unique from all the others I can't wait for you guys to see it uh again we're doing the squid games for this one yes the squid games I'm gonna have to kill several people just to stay on as producer um weird little puzzle thing you know at one point and And that episode will be streaming right here on Twitch with ads. And of course, ad free in the marriage appeal show clubhouse. And we have amazing events going on all month. Head to dumb dash industries.com slash newsletter. Get on our newsletter, check out all the events we have coming up. Super dumb brothers happens every Monday. We happen every Thursday. We're in a wonderful every Wednesday. And what is next week's theme before we finally just get out of business, but mode and just, uh, and get to our, get to the, the meat of tonight, uh, next week's uh mystery hour theme six hours mystery hour yeah next week we're gonna be oh it's oops all wild cards oh snap a bunch of wild cards have so from the past yeah it's gonna be all past wild cards that have not gotten picked because those things they just kind of we forget about them taking up space in our icloud drive drive which I I go uh so uh yeah okay all right All right, I think it is time, folks, for our feature mystery. All right. So as you've seen from our social media marketing and from our witty banter earlier and from the George Lucas experience, we're doing Star Wars cartoons tonight. And I have gone a little different than I have in the past. So first off, we have droids. I took Ewoks out of the runnings. I felt it was too kind of similar to droids. And also I thought it was... This gives us a bit more variety. So first off, we have droids from the eighties. It's a eighties cartoon starring C three PO and R two D two. They get into other adventures that take place before the first movie, I believe. Next up, we have Clone Wars. This was the two thousands Clone Wars miniseries that was drawn by the guy that did Samurai Jack. prior to the like the cgi clone wars it's not the cgi clone wars yeah this is this is technically not in canon anymore though they haven't done a lot to dispute uh much of it so we'll watch a couple of those we won't get to all of it but those are each like three minutes long so we can very easily kind of oh cool game, how much of that we want to do. Next up, we have Visions. This is the newer animated series that I'm going to have to hook my Apple TV up for us to do. So it's because it's on Disney Plus and this is sort of like the animatrix for Star Wars. So we will watch some of the first episode of that or maybe the I don't know how long those are, but if it's if it's like twenty minutes, we'll watch the whole thing. uh and then lastly what I think is probably going to win tonight I found a full four k restored version of it's not a cartoon but it's kind of related and I've been holding on to this and I didn't know when to drop it so here's where it is uh we'll watch captain eo starring starring michael jackson directed by francis ford coppola produced by george lucas uh this was a ride at disney world for a long time and then they they took it down as a kid yeah they took it down eventually yeah like I don't know why they do that michael jackson's never had any controversies around him uh but I saw that at disney when I was a little kid I remember nice was it like a three d movie or was it one of those things where like the chairs like moved no it was a three d yeah like I remember there being glasses and there was like some kind of character that like flew around the screen and right in front of your face and it's like you're trying to grab it and stuff gotcha but yeah so it's the four k restored version of that and uh and there's you know michael jackson music in it it looks great uh and it's technically kind of star wars canon now because uh because I think a bunch of characters from that wound up in that skeleton crew show that they just did oh god uh which again bring bring sparky in if you can bring in captain neo people you can bring in sparky from the the japanese george lucas panasonic commercials Oh, my God. I can't tell based on the chat what's going to win because everyone seems to be... I'll do all over the place usually there's like a unified like okay we're gonna watch supermarket sweep here I can't tell oh yeah and our wild card is supermarket sweep I think we mentioned that earlier oh yes so if you would like to watch david ruprecht uh yeah I don't know what way this is gonna go I actually don't know if that clone war is downloaded correctly I'll just hook up oh don't go for clone wars I'll just I'll just hook up my apple tv for that and it'll be fine uh and okay I just want to we're all caught up on donations here but we've got a new subscriber or resubscribe for eleven months Commando Crow thank you and Commando Crow just wrote Captain EO yes Captain EO Captain EO Captain E-I-E-I-O that's his full name what did EO stand for I guess we'll find out I shouldn't don't know I don't remember honestly someone should reboot captain eo but with like a newer artist the ap have called it for droids okay I'm all right with that um let me make sure that I got that in the dropbox today I have been off my game all week I'm I'm pretty positive it's in there And, uh, thanks everyone for hanging out with us. Are there really a hundred seventy-six people watching right now? That's amazing. Maybe we should just get on with this. Should we just go to results? Yeah, just do it. All right, let's do it. I'm going to show results. Whatever's in the top spot is what we're going to watch. Oh, and look at that third week in a row supermarket sweep. Wow. People want supermarket sweep. They, uh, they, they crave the grocery store. incredible um it was making me paranoid about droids I did a whole check in my icloud folder because you said that uh you altered you've altered a minute and a half of this program uh captain neo yes very nice I am I am totally down with this wait where is captain neo is it in uh it's in the dropbox it's not new though you might have to yes yeah okay Can you get the music? Yes, I can. I will get this thing on. How long is Captain EO? Like, twenty minutes. Perfect. And Francis Ford Coppola directed this, I believe, right? Yeah, it was. Yeah, I think it was produced by it was either produced by Lucas, directed by Coppola or the other way around. I can't ever keep that straight. Hold on. Oh, there we go. OK, Captain EO, everyone. Captain EO. Oh, yeah, and it was a Disney thing. Well, yeah, it was at Disney. So now picture five-year-old Chris Kurzweil at Disney World, three-D glasses on. This thing is flying. This thing is flying straight towards my face. And I'm like... No! The cosmos, a universe of good religion, a rock they found a lot of freedom made out of Plato's worlds of despair. A rag tag band led by the infamous Captain Eel. That guy. Oh, he flies a goldfish. This planet doesn't look so dangerous, Heidi. Oh, we're about to watch Al fuck and what's happening here. So wait, are these things in Skeleton Curl? I hope not. No, I think it's that blue thing. Oh, that blue thing was totally in Skeleton Curl. Weird. Kind of looks like Bicentennial Man, the Robin Williams movie. This is how I come. Oh no, we let a strange man on the board. It looks like we tripped their intrusion alarm, sir. It's to dramatically come up from his elevator. He's still kind of normal looking here. I take it back. But we're going to do it right this time because we're the best. why is his face I was just wondering like is my monitor about to go that's right we'll be perfect sir he's wearing a shirt he knows he's not wearing pants so he's literally just in a there's something weird out there a patrol ship I thought so maybe we can outrun definitely not the klingon ship completely different Wow, they put a lot into this. This ship would be a fucking nightmare to be on. I know. That's the appeal of Star Wars is that you want to be Han Solo and be on that ship and do adventures. You wouldn't want to be Captain EO and be on this ship full of annoying Muppets who... It's kind of cool to see like if they made a new Star Wars movie in eighty six or eighty seven or whatever, this is kind of what it would look like. Yeah, basically. No, sir. Everything. Yeah, it's Zordon powering yours. Captain EO, are you engaged in combat against Ardor? Can't see. What's going on? So he didn't even kill me, did he? I need the sails not in. Definitely not the Star Wars trench scene we're using. Hey, I still have this leftover Star Wars trench here. You need to borrow it for your new Captain EO movie, Francis. Somebody push the red button! Come on, Cougar! Stretch! They blew up the second death star. Yeah. If this is a hundred percent the second death star. It's like I keep expecting the Millennium Falcon's dish to get taken off to the trap. Oh. Whoa. They would all be dead. Now the question is, does he do the moonwalk? Because if you're going to do Michael Jackson in space, he has to moonwalk at some point, right? Yeah, he's gotta. It's in the name. Shabong. I'll never forget the day Michael Jackson died, because I was at a Dinosaur Jr. concert in Brooklyn, and everyone knew he had died, and the entire time in between every song, people were just yelling at him. The gift of BD. I think that guy was based on Martin Scorsese. Now they're on like the alien set. This is where like the space jockey was. This was around the period of time that Michael Jackson was trying to buy Marvel Comics and to be Spider-Man in the movie and all that kind of stuff. Oh, was he really trying to do that? He was really trying to do all that. There's also a point where I think he was going to play Jar Jar Binks. I don't know if that's true or not. I've heard that rumor too. I don't know if that's true or not. Oh, now, now the blue guys. Oh no, the Borg. I mean the completely distinct and Hey, I'm the only one that enslaves these people. Maybe the board were ripped off from this because this is kind of like a board game situation. Yeah. Infidel. Make it by the same people who did cats. With your presence. Turn the others into. Traskin. See you later, Traskin. And for him, one hundred years of torture in my deepest tension. Your Highness, my loyal companions and I accept these punishments. We do? Of course we do. He's your captain. Speak for yourself. We have come here uninvited and unannounced. So, then we both admit to your... That's Angelica Houston? Wait, really? I don't know. Wow. Yeah, she doesn't seem like anybody. Makes sense. I think it is her. Wow. You ever seen The Witches? Ever seen what? The Witches? A long time ago, yeah. Oh, that's a great movie. I saw the remake more recently. Oh, it really happens. During the pandemic, it's awful. Oh, nice. Is it dance number time? Oh, Bicentennial Colonel Mustard Man is going to break dance. The only thing that will save your life, Captain EO, is the power of dance and music. You will be sentenced to a hundred years labor and death unless you can make me prove to a champ. Oh, no. Knocked over Rick Wakefield's keyboard. It'd be funny if he lit himself on fire accidentally. Why are you hot wiring a keyboard? You messed with the brown cat. Oh, nice. Oh, he turns the Borg into groovy dancing. Is that Ted dancing? This is the power that conservatives think that gay people have where they can just like. Wow. Look, we've turned this fuddy-duddy robot into a dance machine with immaculate fashion. Woo! I feel like they're all advertising a different flavor of Fanta. I feel like you shouldn't be hearing the dancers' clothes moving, right? Something seems off. Spiroscythe signing off. Good night, Spiroscythe. We didn't get a name or anything from him this week, did we? I don't think we did. Spiroscythe took a night off. Good night. Well deserved. Thanks for hanging out, bud. Unless I missed it, then I feel bad. The Nathaniel jacket is pretty sweet. For the amount of people who emulate the red Michael Jackson jacket, you'd think you'd have a bunch of people who'd try to recreate this. This also kind of feels like the transitional point between like, you know, peak eighties, Michael Jackson and like his weird military period. It was like probably right before bad. Yeah. I want to see the rehearsals of Captain EO and his old Muppets where he's just like bitching out the little blue thing because he misses his keyboard. Yeah, this was filmed in nineteen eighty five, so Riller had been out for a couple of years already. And then he puts this out. Not the bondage aliens. Turn him into groovy dancing teens, Captain EO. Oh, maybe this is how Michael Jackson's skin died. These space aliens blasted his skin off. He wasn't able to dance enough to save his life. Ah, yeah. So are these teens that he's turning the robots into, is this what the robots look like underneath all their morgue stuff? Or are they just being transformed into completely different people? That's kind of terrifying that he can just at will turn you into a backup dancer who may not even look like you, who's compelled to dance against their will. Oh, he did the thing! Yeah! they're like you know you have to do it for this michael it's actually a lot easier than it looks it's kind of like an eye trick a little bit everyone says that but I've tried can't do it I can do it okay like as good as michael jackson could do it not as good as michael jackson no but But it's not like, you know, when he would do that thing where he'd like lean real far, where that was like a whole deal where he had like pegs built into the stage and like that into his shoes so he could like lean super far. I wish more bad guys could be defeated through the power of music. I think that's beautiful, man. I'm really glad we all chose to watch this Star Wars cartoon. It's Star Wars. It's a me. She transformed into I Dream of Jeannie. She was the Borg Queen, and now she is I Dream of Jeannie. I'm off to have sex with this lady. And y'all can watch. Do you think Michael Jackson ever accidentally punched one of those little guys, like, trying to choreograph this? Yeah, probably. There's a lot of punching involved in his choreography. There's, like, smack a crew member on accident. It's pretty good. These songs are pretty good. I don't know if he released these separately from this special, but he should. I remember this thing flying around. And everyone in the theater was like... But that's the whole thing, is they go down to a weird planet, and then he dances two songs for Angelica Houston, and that turns her from bad to good. I mean, it makes total sense to me. What are you having trouble following here, man? Oh, Coppola directed it, okay. George. Oh, George. George. So what did we learn from this? Michael Jackson. I don't know if they were going to make more of these or, you know, or what the plan was there. I bet you they wanted to turn it into like a franchise type of thing. But yeah, but his character is like, yeah, he's on that tiny ship with all these like horrible little Muppet things who all suck. But he's able to, through the power of music, transform people into completely different people who seem to live solely to dance for him, which is kind of terrifying. Michael Jackson, he's like a secret despot of the cosmos, just going around and enslaving planets to him where they're forced to dance. Anyway. That's my analysis of Captain EO, the implications of his power set. Thank you so much, everyone. Thanks for hanging out. This has been fun. We've got a hundred and fifty-five people still. That rocks. Oh my goodness. Everyone join the Dumb Industries Mystery Hour Mystery Club over at dumb-industries.com. Come right back here next Thursday where we're going to be watching Oops! All Wild Cards. Yeah. And we should also say tomorrow night we're going to be doing full Mads Friday as well. So if you'd like to watch the bird gang, come back here tomorrow at nine and we'll be doing the full Mads pre show and then the full unedited episode of that with with who was it? Mike Nelson, I guess. Mike Nelson. Mike Nelson, everyone. So check all that out. And thank you again to everyone who watched Switching Hour on Wednesday. It meant a lot to me. Thank you, everybody, for being here tonight. Uh, we will be back next week for our oops, all wild cards episodes. Oh, I can't wait. I can't wait. It's going to be, it's going to be awesome. So, uh, thanks for hanging out. Y'all have a good one. Bye. I love perpetrators. I want you to meet my colleague, Dr. Hamilton. And I'd like you to get the fuck out of here. It's all right. Get out of here! Get out of my room! Get out of here, bitch! Get out of here! Daddy!
Matt & Chris put the pedal to the metal on the Mystery Hour van to recap the week in Dumb, discuss olive penises, catch up with Emmy Martian, and then watch one of many nineties Marvel cartoons: Silver Surfer!
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Transcript: Stay alert with consciousness, know what you're worth. You gotta puff, puff, give, puff, puff, give, puff, puff, give. Share and live, puff, puff, give. Here's a cancer mind, helps the blind, rocks DJs to rhyme all time. Queen of Kaya, sweet kind love, world to the sky. Pass the douchi on the left hand side, I say Pass the douchi on the right hand side, I say Lift your chalice if you're feelin' high We know why we puff like prey, Jack Rastafari Smokin' Buddha makes me feel irie I know why, I feel free, yes, I'm talkin' sincere So come on, puff off here if you know what I mean So pass it around, baby, cause it's too soon Don't hug the green Give, puff, puff, give. Come on. Share and live, puff, puff, give. Puff, puff, give. Puff, puff, give. Come on. Share and live, puff, puff, give. Good into prom, you raise a crispy treat. Groovin', dancin' in bare feet. Lovin' sunshine, free to live. Thank you, God, to God. Puff, puff, give. Puff, puff, give. Puff, puff, give. Come on. Share and live, puff, puff, give. Puff, puff, give. Puff, puff, yeah Puff, puff, yeah Puff, puff, yeah Puff, puff, yeah The nineties are gonna make the sixties look like the fifties. Honey, it's the nineties, remember? Microchips, microwaves, faxes, earphones. Wake up and smell the nineties. For God's sake, Chuckie, drag yourself into the nineties. Uncle Phil, can you take a stroll into the nineties, please? Come on, Uncle Phil, this is the nineties, man. Man, it's the nineties. It's hammer time. Come on. Come on, Brenda, it's the nineties, for God's sakes. This is the nineties, the nineteen nineties in point of fact. Ma, it's the nineties, you can call it what it is, our monthly visitor. I think I'm gonna like the nineties. Just because we're getting older, it doesn't mean that we're old, this is the nineties. Let me tell you something, this is the nineteen nineties, alright? In this day and age, a man has to have choices. The nineties is no time to play hero. I can be anything I want to be. It's the nineties. This is the nineties, Stan. Witches are women. Our bride is a nineties Cinderella. She doesn't just dance with the Prince Charming. She chucks deals on her cellular phone. She throws the wicked stepsisters into the pool. I'm a woman of the nineties and you're not much of a lady. I really can't stand it. Those people who blame their worst traits on everyone but themselves. It's so nineties. You know, kissing is so nineteen nineties. Nineteen nineties and nobody's getting laid. I'm the only man in America who was getting laid. Does your girlfriend have a girlfriend? Hey, it's the nineties. It's the nineties. Parents are supposed to discuss sex with their children. Out there, it's the nineteen nineties. But in his house, it's nineteen fifty-four. The nineties are killing me. You're not supposed to tell a guy you're gonna kill him no more. Not in the nineties, Austin. Now, this being the nineties, you can't just walk up to a guy and smack him in the face. You gotta say something cool for us, you know what I mean? Yeah, like, uh, I'll be back. Yeah, only better than that. Like, if you hit him with a surfboard, you would say, Surf's up, pal. What are you, nuts? This is the nineties. We're gonna sue you. I'm okay, you're okay, let's sing it out in song. Let's try to love each other, not do each other wrong. I've got a loving feeling and this feeling's getting strong. I'm okay and you're okay, so let's just get along. And what happened with Black Sabbath, we all ended up junkies and alcoholics and everything, like the drummer ended up in a... in a rehabilitation center, I did for a while. And in the end, disaster happens. It's inevitable to happen, disaster, because it's like drugs, they were okay at the time, but we outgrew them, you know. We just, you know, we took LSD, we took cocaine, we took vast amounts of marijuana. It was fun at the time, but then we all just sort of, it's not a very good idea anymore. So you have a more stable life now? No. Lotte Ham Fried Chicken. Oh, Lotte Ham Fried Chicken. It tastes really good when you eat it. Please give me two more wings. Wow, boneless fried chicken. You don't know this? Boneless fried chicken. Lotte Ham Fried Chicken. Lotte Ham. Frozen food. The cane is a sign of weakness, but in that deception alone lies its great strength. The ancient Korean noble class knew the power of the cane, and they developed a series of techniques and exercises with the cane. The cane must become an extension of your mind and body. The cane must become an appendage. My friend Jack lost his leg when he was twenty-four. His crutches have become an appendage. Jack and I hike the trails down here and he's incredibly agile. When somebody enters your space, with ill intent you need to strike time and distance are crucial are crucial are crucial are crucial the cane and appendage he's incredibly agile his crutches are crucial and an appendage his crutches are crucial Yes, the Paul Stanley Workout Tape for dirty minds and clean bodies. I will show you how to get the body you always wanted and the woman it belongs to. Yes, the Paul Stanley Exercise Tape. Join me, won't you? The Paul Stanley Workout Tape, available where better videos are sold. Because a muscle is a terrible thing to waste. This is how we do it It's Friday night I feel alright The party's here on the west side So I reach for my Audi and I turn it up Designated driver take the keys to my truck Hit the show cause I'm faded Honeys in the street say money and we made it It feels so good in my hood tonight The summer turn skirts, all the guys they can eye All the gang bangers forgot about the drive-by Gotta get your groove on before you go get paid So tip up your cup and throw your hands up And let me hear the party say I'm kinda boss and it's all because This is how we do it South Central does it like nobody does This is how we do it To all my neighbors you get much favor This is how we do it Let's tip the track of the old school bag. This is how we do it. Our hands are in the air. You're waving from here to there. You're an OG man, boy, I want to be player. See, the hood's been good to me ever since I was a lower-case G. But now I'm the big G. The girls say I've got the money. Hundred dollar bills, y'all. If you were from where I'm from, then you would know that I gotta get mine in a big black truck. You can get yours in a six-ball. Whatever it is, the party's underwear. So tip up your cup and throw your hands up. For a school bus visit from Space Ghost. The Dole Substitute Amendment to H.R.-Nine-Five-Six. The Product Liability Act is the pending question. Quorum call. Quorum call. Thank you. Now Space Ghost will make a couple of adjustments here. We're on the floor of the National Cable Television Association Convention, and you are, sir? I am Space Ghost Citizen Bruce. And what planet are you from? I come from the Ghost Planet, a.k.a. Cartoon Network. And what special powers do you have, if any? I can become invisible, I can fly, and I bake one heck of an apple brown betty. And space goes... We're enjoying a laugh now. Yes, we are. How do you serve humanity? How do I serve humanity? Well, I usually prefer to serve humanity steaming hot, right out of the kitchen, because it's no good if it's cold. Would you regard yourself as a superhero? Absolutely. Absolutely. Think of me as Walter Mondale with super strength. How do you compare yourself to your colleagues in the business, such as, for example, Superman or Batman? Well, you know, Superman got that groin pull a couple of years ago. Very, very difficult, very painful. Spider-Man, you just don't want to shake hands with him, because every time you go to, you know, a warm greeting, you get that handful of that glop, you know, that he sticks to things with. So that's unpleasant. He's an unpleasant person. Who else? Do you have a... There are many. Do you have a secret identity? My secret identity, yes. My real... I will share this with you, Citizen Bruce. Nobody else is listening? Correct. My real identity is Tad Ghostall. That's my secret identity. Tad Ghostall. But don't tell anyone. And what does Tad do for a living? Well, Tad used to work at the Gap. He works at the Gap, but on weekends he fights crime. Well, Space Ghost, we don't want to keep you from your mission. Not at all. I can stay another hour. Thanks for stopping by Kaspan. It was a pleasure to be here on Kaspan, and thank you for having me. Citizen Bruce and Citizen Cameraman doing a fine job. So he is. All righty. I'm Ultraman! I'm Ultraman! I'm Ultraman! I'm Ultraman. I'm the driver. Everybody, here I am, Ultraman, telling everyone on Earth Atsumoto fight, fight today, I have to do my best, right, Catman? A hero is no good, this story is going to be long, so next time, I'll be on Earth One, two, three minutes is all I need, you know that, right? I'm a plumber! Where is your train man? I'm a train man. Repeat after me. I'm a train man. Sing along with me. I'm a train man. Shake my head, shake my head, shake my head, shake my head Obviously, these are things that bug a lot of the young people. But this time, rather than hear from the establishment who run newspapers, radio, television, book and magazine publishing companies, political parties, and schools, let's hear from those other teenagers who aren't smoking pot. Not all teenagers are on drugs. I'm not, and my close friends aren't. Every time someone wants to turn me on to pot, they tell me I'll discover myself. Well, I don't need that kind of crutch. Besides, I've never seen any potheads come up with any kinds of answers that help them cope with the kind of problems they have, or I have. Oh, that horse is so stoned. Wilbur will need another joint. I've got rheumatoid arthritis. Is this a western now? Coming soon to Weird and Wonderful Wednesday Watchalongs. Pretty, isn't she? The third largest city in the country. And she's quite a lady. Kind of peaceful, too, in the warm, friendly light of day. But when the light goes down and the city is dark, its back streets and brooding alleys become a jungle. And its denizens stretch out their claws of violence from the shadows. That's where I come in. Sims, homicide. Because murder is my business and midnight is my beat. And it takes me to the real story behind a thousand front page headlines. Sometimes to the savage fury of a report that begins when a man's life is ended. And so the word goes out along the city's vast network of communication. Killers loose, ready to kill again, dragging innocent lives with them in a reckless pattern of flight as they try to hide in a city stripped naked where there is no escape. But the wheels of the law's machinery grind hard and the long arms of the department stretch out, girdling the city, drawing the steel net tighter and tighter. Oh, my God, I'm so happy I can share my my weird secret passion with all of you. I spend way too much time playing this game during the day. Like, if you ever want to know what I'm doing while I'm like waiting on pre shows to upload, it's like this. That's just me and you. Who are you? Big, big blues. I will. I will fight you. I will... Come here! I will... Yeah! The only guy who played the game before won it. Who saw that coming? When you guys choose the paintings, they always seem to fit. We're coming into some difficult times, I think, and I'd like to think that, uh... The guy in office right now just pissed off a whole lot of people. To me, I don't know, it just kind of feels a little bit empowering in a time when I don't feel like I have much control over much of anything at the moment. So I have control over this. I can do this. You know, that's... That's funny you said that, because when I was painting her the first time, I was thinking the same thing. She looked kind of queenly. Majestic, you know? Ooh! Ooh! this is coming from our clubhouse chat from mrs torgo mary jill where would you take roddy on your first date straight to my sofa for a makeout session oh god I don't know um he's he's rather continental so I would probably take him out um if it were in minneapolis for martinis or go the complete opposite way and take him on a hike to Minnehaha Falls or something like that. He'd love that, I'm sure. Where would you take him, Chris? Where would I take Roddy McDowell on our first date? I don't know. Maybe a movie. Maybe we'll go just take a stroll in the village. Go to some antique shops. Oh, nice. I think a theater date would work well. Yeah, go see it. We'll go see the new Glenn Gary, Glenn Ross. Yeah, I'd love to see that. Nobody expects the Ironside Inquisition. yeah watching him walk around and do nothing is so much more interesting than seeing the killings by the monster will he walk into another room or stay in this room oh my god the suspense is killing me I've got his cameras Oh, damn, marriage agrees with me. Oh, now I can't do the Harpo Groucho mirror scene. Well, that was a productive afternoon. This is like a real estate video. My dinner with Andre didn't have this many indoor scenes. so so What's up, what's up, what's up? That's just gonna be the entire show. Yeah, let's do the whole show in scat. Just do the whole show in scat. Thursday we have coming up. I'm gonna kill myself. I really hate my life. I'm gonna walk in traffic. That's a great way to get your anxieties out. Just like, you know. I'm glad you put that at the end of the pre-show because you started the pre-show with a suggestion that I gave you, Puff Puff Give by Hannes Field. And I thought that was going to be stuck in my head. And then the Scatman song came on. yeah the the puff puff felt like a good one to well one it's it's a good joke but it's just it's kind of the same thing the whole video so I was like this will be a good first video when everybody's kind of just coming on the stream because you watch it for like you know forty seconds you're like I get it so it's just there's a method to my madness occasionally matt occasionally not often but dan wally asks when will you make a heel turn like john cena I heard about this what would a heel turn for for me look like I mean like I already just you already kind of torture us um yeah like what kind of clips would I have to put in to to be like well you'd have to do the opposite then you'd have to become like a good guy so you'd have to uh start showing us What if I just started like only including clips from like those, uh, those like, uh, STD PSAs from like the seventies that were like way too graphic, you know, like the seventies were the era of like, uh, you know, if you're putting together a PSA, everything was just horrible and graphic. Like, Hey, do you want to learn how to drive? Uh, here's someone's like body parts all over the freeway. Hey, everything about having sex. Here's the worst set of genitals you've ever seen in your life. Yeah. Here's an olive penis. So we used to call it. There's an olive penis. An olive penis? I've never heard that terminology before. There was a book that we had in school that would, you know, you'd flip through it and it showed all the... And there was one penis that just looked like an olive. And we called it the olive penis. So it was like a micro penis, kind of? It was like a... It wasn't so much the size. It was like it had... I don't know. It was like syphilis or something. It had some huge, like... So diameter-wise, it was... It just looked like an olive. So we called it the olive penis. The olive penis. When you're here, you're family. I was like, sixteen. What do you want? Unlimited breadsticks at the olive penis this week. Guys, I'm so sorry. We have fun here. I know. Olive penis. Olive penis. Olive penis. Emmy's telling us to calm down. Alright, I'm sorry. Olive penis. Olive penis. We got all the olive penis chat out of our systems. Let's move on. I'm entering my drinking arc for the show. I've realized since I had that operation the other day, I can go back to smoking weed, but my tolerance is so high that I've resorted to malt liquor now for... while I get my tea down there. So you're about to witness a very weird Matt for the next couple of weeks. Mr. Jamie's got a good point. New phrase for TKO. Next time we play TKO, it's going to be all olive penises. I'm telling you. That was I had to I had to ask about that because it's like all like the complexion of it, you know, because like it's because like because like I guess you could say like, you know, Greek people, they all have olive penises kind of if you're just going off of like skin tone, you know, like they've got that kind of, you know, that olive skin tone. I don't know how else to describe it, but people don't want us to. Draw us a picture, Chris. People are asking us to talk about your feet instead of this, so maybe it's a little too far. Next TKO night, you'll draw us what the olive penis looks like, and then we'll. I'll try. It's from memory. I can't make any guarantees. It sounds like it's pretty ingrained, so I trust your judgment there. Hey, everybody. It's Mystery Hour. People are really trying to de-escalate this. Look at this. People are... Sorry, Spacey. Look, we've been doing this show for like four years. If we can't make it, we're getting weird with it now. I know. Well, anyway, welcome to the Dumb History's Mystery Hour. Hi, everybody. It's Mystery Hour time. You made it. Welcome to the... Mystery Hour. Yeah, this is the show. If those of you who are wondering who we are and why we're talking about penises on the stream, I'm Matt. That's Chris. We work at Dumb Industries. We make all the Mads and Mary Jo Peel. We work at Dumb Industries. You make it sound like we have overlords, which we do, but you make it sound too obvious. It's just my job five days a week. Olive P. Olive Penis. Uh, no, but we, we, we run dumb industries and, and this is our show every week where we get together and we, uh, we hang out with y'all and, uh, we just talk about what we've been doing all week, sort of a little state of the company kind of, you know, and then, uh, and then most importantly, at the end of the night, we will be watching some trash that we have found on the internet for all of you, which tonight's theme is nineties Marvel's cartoons, nineties Marvel cartoons. Let me say that again. Like I didn't have a stroke. Nineties Marvel cartoons is going to be great because I've, I watched the X-Men when it was on, but all the other ones, they just kind of, I don't know. I never got into any of them. And there are a lot. There were a lot of them. Yes. And I will say, I'm not going to give away what our options are right now, but they are all, uh, sort of, uh, lower tier Marvel cartoons from the nineties. Cause of course, cause we've watched X-Men on here like two times, three times, something like that. A couple of times, a couple of times. So we don't have X-Men is not one of our options. Cause you've got like the A tier of Marvel cartoons, which is like X-Men and then the Spider-Man cartoon. And then the rest of them, there's a giant quality drop. And then there's the rest of them. And it's from, that grouping that I've chosen from tonight so perfect perfect yeah we have some really good options here stick around to the end you you guys will get to vote on what we watch um yes yes yes yes and also before we get started real quick we are on blue sky I repeat we are on blue sky we would love it if you followed us there I'm on there.com forward slash olive penis go there that's it olive penis.com if you say olive penis and it kind of sounds like you're saying I love penis olive penis olive penis olive penis I love olive penis would be a good porn name I should look into that like Yeah, that is a good... Poor name. Okay, follow us on Blue Sky. And I'm on there. Emmy's on there. We've been harassing Matt Daly to get on there. But Dumb Industries is on there. I really need to get on. Because I made a conscious decision to really not make my Twitter presence giant during the heyday of that. Because I feel like people who are funny on Twitter are trying to build a brand. And they're trying too hard. And people who are funny on Facebook are just mentally ill. And that's kind of more where I fit in. But Blue Sky is a whole new place, so maybe I will try to put my comedic brand out there finally. I like it. And I've been playing around with it a little bit because I am now posting on the Dumb Industries page on there now. Oh, yes. It's a fine place. That's out of the bag. Matt's got the credentials. I've got the credentials to our Blue Sky profile. I've made a Truth Social profile. Yeah, Truth Social. What was the other one? Parlor? Did you already say that? No, I have not said that. I was trying to think of what was that? We're on AshleyMadison.com if you need to. Also head to our Discord server, discord.dumb-industries.com. Blue Sky and Discord, man, that's where it's at right now with Dumb Industries. We're still on Facebook. We're still on Instagram. Yeah, but we're kind of on life support on those. We're basically just posting the bare necessities for people who just want to follow our programming. We're not really... We're kind of phoning it in a little bit. If you want to know when our shows are happening, though, there's still a good place to look for that, though. But if you are looking for any posts with any real passion to them, you need to go to Discord and Blue Sky. And also wanted to remind folks, if you send in a donation of any dollar amount throughout tonight's show, we will give you a shout out in one of the, in the form of one of our patented, terrible impressions, or you can ask us a question or you can challenge us. You can ask me for feet, picks, uh, whatever you want. I'll have to DM those to you though. We can't put those on the stream. Well, one of the things we're going to raffle off tonight is a free month to Matt's OnlyFans. He's very generous. I was about to say, are you going to raffle off feet pics? We're going to raffle off pictures from my colonoscopy if you want to see what I look like up close and personal. Oh, my God. We have fun here. We already have some donations here. Okay, let's get right to it. First one comes from Matt B. Matt B, thank you. Of Matt and Jackie B fame. Of Matt and Jackie B fame. Just one of them. That's like watching a concert with just Hall and no Oates. Well, this is important. This is part of the message that Matt sent in. He says, this is my first week of a three-week work trip and won't see Jackie B. much for a while can colombo give some advice on how he and the missus stay close when he's away solving mysteries stay awesome matt b well um man I'm sorry to hear that you're gonna be away from your wonderful wife for three weeks uh personally um you know I've spent quite some time away from mrs colombo and uh all I can say is you gotta find what works uh You gotta get on the phone. You gotta be open to some ideas, because that's what Mrs. Columbo likes over there. You gotta get real good at sexting. If you're not a real good sexter, stuff's not gonna last. You gotta get good with the sexting, as the kids say, yes. Ladies say they don't want a picture of your penis, but if you're real creative with the angles and they know your penis personally, it's fine. Me and Mrs. Columbo, I like to put googly eyes on mine occasionally and take pictures with it really far in the foreground, like it's a monster. that's attacking me. If you're creative like that, it should go over just fine. Your Columbo's just like, you're kind of like, I had the concept of Columbo trying to explain sexting, and I just didn't even try with the impression. I do like the idea of Columbo just explaining just sexual concepts in his Columbo way, just way over the top. Like we did that impression the other day where he's Columbo explaining what cock and ball torture is to somebody. Oh, right. Mrs. Columbo, she likes to occasionally put on high heels and just stomp all over them. Just go to town on my olive penis. Uh, thank you so much. Thank you so much, Matt B three weeks. That's insane. I don't think I've ever been away from Jen that long ever. And I've known her almost half my life. That's crazy. Three weeks. That is, that is a long time. Yeah. I hope you have internet. Yeah. But, uh, but, but seriously as, as, as, as someone who is in a long distance relationship, uh, yeah, get on the, there's lots of ways for you to zoom together, you know, watch a movie together. give away all your secrets am I giving away that I'm secretly a happy person in a stable relationship does that does that uh denigrate my brand somehow your your role in this show is to be downtrodden at all times your role in the show is to you're the you're the designated degenerate man I will have it no other way um we have a real good cop bad cop kind of you know dynamic here that when I upset it kind of you know it throws the whole show into chaos Thank you so much, Matt B. Thank you, Matt. And I hope that you and Jackie are able to make the next three couple weeks be as tolerable as possible. Me and my long-distance girlfriend watched Twin Peaks Fire Walk with me over Zoom last night, and that's a great movie. Oh, that is a great movie. I like Serena says good for you, Matt, but you're ruining this show. Yeah. Fair enough. You're happy. You're not going to be funny anymore, Matt. Don't you know that? I like how the other day we were talking about because I was just talking like we were just backstage talking about how like I've just been kind of depressed lately and you're like talking about antidepressants. You're like, oh, you're like, you know, a lot of people put them off because they think it'll make them less creative. I'm like, oh, I don't care about that. I'm just like... yeah do not give a it's true though when I'm uh we don't have to get it we don't have to get into that um here we have another donation this one comes from punk nerd thank you so much punk nerd thank you so much I'm sorry I haven't responded to your last couple facebook dms I have been uh just returning to adulthood in the last couple weeks but Punk Nerd says to do something to really punish JL Sieber for those bad jokes tonight. Yeah, I saw that. I mean, JL Sieber is always doing the bad jokes during the pre show, which we love. Keep doing it, JL Sieber. But I noticed people were a little more upset than usual. Oh, were the jokes extra bad tonight? I think the jokes were extra bad. Let me scroll back and see if I can find any. All right, here we go. One from JL Siever. Bad joke of the evening. Acupuncture edition. Quality acupuncture is a jab well done. Ah. JL Siever should write for gut-filled bids. What are you doing? Yeah, they would actually like those jokes. Send in your writing packet to Fox News. It's this JL Sieber guy. I've got to get him on the staff here. Here's another one. bad joke of the evening cement edition some friends of mine won't believe me that I can make cement they've asked for concrete evidence we need a soundboard on this show I know I put oh maybe it wasn't in this brand but I did put a uh applause sound effect in one of our brands it doesn't help us right now but um Thank you for telling us about that thing that we have no access to. Okay, Punkner wants us to punish JLC for these bad jokes. How can we punish them? JLC, this is Emperor Palpatine talking to you. Your jokes are horrible. Nobody likes puns. They are the lowest form of comedy in the Empire. Lord Vader tried to get into pun-related humor earlier on into his... into his apprenticeship, and it was so bad that I smacked him in the face so hard that he had to switch to that weird Vader helmet with the red lenses you see sometimes. That's his backup helmet for when I give him a smack upside the old noggin. No puns. Triclops, if you're listening, don't do any pun-related humor around me. Mary Jo doesn't like the puns. Emperor Palpatine doesn't like puns. Attila the pun didn't like puns. No more puns. Unlimited puns. No, but seriously, JLC, we do appreciate you and your jokes, even if Emperor Palpatine doesn't. I like that our community feels a little bit like the Grateful Dead community sometimes, how everybody has their own little part to play. Like you go to a show, it's like, that's the beads lady. She's just here at every show selling beads. Hey, there's the dude selling grilled cheese sandwiches. That's grilled cheese sandwiches. There's the guy who just spins in a circle for four and a half hours. That's his deals. He just spins in a big circle. uh thank you so much punk nerd uh we got let's see we got well we got a few more let's do one more okay one more uh do uh a few more at our next break this one comes from paul r thank you so much paul paul thank you paul riser of mad about you fame for yes uncle thank you so much uh no thanks paul uh any any suggestions or anything no empty no prompt here Okay, because I was thinking I had that Ozzy clip in the pre-show and I've been feeling very Ozzy, Black Sabbath, Dio, all the related bands. So here is my rendition of Ozzy Osbourne's Over the Mountain as sung by Gollum and attempting to incorporate your name. Over the mountain Take me across the sky Something in my vision Something deep inside Why did I wonder? Where do you think I wonder to? Paul is a cool guy That's the place I travel to I heard Paul tell me that this land of dreams was now. I told them I had written. Okay, have I done enough? Yeah, that was great. Awesome. Thank you, Paul. I was trying to get Juppie to sing back up, but. She looks kind of sleepy right now. She's just doing all the guitar parts and meows. That's me doing a Randy Rhoads guitar solo and meows. I love this kitty so much. It was a great kitty. Of the kitties you have, whenever I cat-sit for you, she is always the most personable one. The rest of them just hide from me. I thought I lost one of your cats one time I house-sit for you, and I called you in a panic, and you were like, no, she's probably wedged into the couch somewhere, and you were right. That's what happens. They have their hiding spaces. Anyway. Cats! Guys, we have a lot to get to. Thank you, Paul. Yeah, let's get into this week's nominees. Let's do it. Oh, my God. All right. Take it away, Johnny. All right. Up first, we have great deals going on in our store, the dumb store, at all times. Change them up every week. This week is no different. You can get through Sunday. Buy any four books by Frank Conniff. Get one free. No promo code. needed and you can head to, uh, dumb dash industries.com. That is crazy. So you could just get like, and I'm not even just saying that, like, uh, that's crazy. Like the way that we do, like, if you buy four books, we will just give you a free book. That is, that's pretty good. That is pretty good. And, uh, and we ship those personally. So, you know, Frank signs them, we meet up, we grab coffee. I get them from him. We come home, I package them, ship them out. It's a whole operation we got. Um, Frank gets to see inside Chris's apartment and he sighs heavily every time he looks at it and then he leaves and sometimes. Yeah. Yeah, we started meeting. He was coming up to the apartment for a while, but a couple things. Our local subway station, you know, Seventy-Fifth Ave, is very sketchy. It's like you get out of the train. You know, you've been here. You get out of the train, and it's like one of those really small train stations where there's like a guy on a bench who's like yelling at some other guy across the... he's yelling at nobody sometimes he's sometimes no one there's rats everywhere uh it's crazy and I told him like let's just meet at a coffee place on continental because that way you know no no fear of being stabbed at a coffee place definitely this is a bit of a deviation but this might be good for a clip what is the off the top of your head if you can't think what's the craziest thing you ever saw on a train in new york city Oh, my God. I've seen a woman just piss, like, wearing a skirt, just pissing at the end of a car once. That rocks. I've seen rats in the car. Oh, I've never seen that. Thank God for that. That's terrifying, because you're kind of, like... You have nowhere to go. Yeah, you just get in the corner, like, I hope it doesn't... Crawl up like I've seen videos of that sometimes and I'm like, I hope that's never me It's scary enough when rats are just like on the actual train platform sometimes which I have been around but yeah, I've seen a lot of a lot of weird things in New York City and Not just in this hallway. You forget the weird things you see sometimes. I knew I became a New Yorker one time when I was talking with my mom one day on the phone. I was like, oh, I completely forgot about this. I saw a car on fire earlier today. I just saw a car on fire earlier in the day and then I went to work and it just completely escaped my mind. Yeah, like there's a guy, I used to work near Times Square and there was a guy who used to just rollerblade around with like fifteen rats on him nice like just like rats covering and they were like his pets so they weren't like you know freaking out or they were like trained to just hang on to him while you rollerbladed around Times Square oh my god that's awesome New York City how do I get to be that cool like just a guy covered in rats and like a g-string just on rollerblades in Times Square I don't know that's a cool guy older evil twin had a guy pee at my register while checking out I once saw on Canal Street a lady who had a baby goat and a baby carrier on her front and was just walking around with a small... With a baby goat? And the goat was wearing sunglasses, which was also great. I mean, that's pretty cool. It was just on her front, just legs out and everything in the mini-me carrier. Now I want to get a baby goat and put sunglasses on it. Just wear it around. She got a lot of attention. I have a picture of it somewhere. Maybe I'll post it on the Discord later if I remember. But anyway, that's all to say, any four books by Frank Conniff, get one free. Check it out. And if you're enjoying watching the program you're watching tonight and you like watching me just get progressively drunker as the evening goes along, but you don't like the... Progressively. Well, I'm, I'm, I'm, are you drinking? I mean, this is a thing called a beat box. It's like, it's like a smear. It's like a smear off ice. I'm just getting a little loose over here. You know, I'm not getting too crazy. You know, I'm like, I don't think I've ever drive us home. You know, I don't think I've ever been like, we host shows all the time together. I don't think I've ever been like, Oh, Matt's drinking tonight. I drink occasionally, especially when I'm back home and I don't have access to the stuff that I smoke or anything like that. I'm just getting a little loose. I could drive us home. We'll be fine. If you're enjoying watching all of this, but those pesky Twitch ads keep cutting you off, grr. You should check out the Dumb Industries Mystery Hour Mystery Club. It's free to join, dumb-industries.com forward slash mystery hour. Chris, I never commented this to you before, but you're very good at making up URL names. You can literally type in dumb-industries.com forward slash whatever you're looking for, basically, and it will come up on the website. The amount of times I'm putting together a promo and it's for like a random Mads movie and I just type in like dumb-industries.com forward slash, you know, Phantom from space. And it just like, it all, it all works. You've done a great job over there. Thank you. It's a, it's a real honor. No, I figured out how to do that a couple of years ago and now it's like, yeah, it's great. I mean, it's just whatever the easiest to remember thing you could possibly think it is. That's probably what it is. yeah so uh so yeah so if you're ever unclear on a url on our website just type in what's the most logical thing basically and it'll come up but it's a dumb dash industries.com forward slash mystery hour completely ad free completely free to join we leave the most recent show up uh for an entire week so if you miss us live you can catch that show for free until we put up a new new one uh the following week or if you'd like to kick in just two bucks a month which is uh, basically cheaper than you can get anything out in the real world right now, especially in tariff land. Uh, you know, uh, in tariff land, the new name for America I've just created right now. Uh, yeah, you can watch us, uh, watch everything. You know, we, like I said, we've been doing this for a couple of years. We've watched a whole bunch of training videos, uh, watch some weird religious stuff. We've watched at least, at least three episodes of big, at least three episodes of big foot and wild boy, which are all kind of the same episode a little bit, but, uh, Baywatch Nights, Vampires. Vampires, yeah. The Garfield Christmas special. We've watched all kinds of shit. Pokemon ripoffs, Transformers ripoffs, the GoBots. So check it out. It's a good hang. Plus it gives us a little bit of scratch so we don't have to go out and get part-time jobs. Because you want us fresh here. You don't want me coming off a shift at TGI Fridays, you know, to be doing this. No, no. We need you in your best mood. You need me in my prime, which is drinking malt liquor on stream after having laid around all day watching Star Trek Enterprise while I gathered all the stuff for tonight. You always paint a picture, Matt. I love how pathetic my life is. So yeah, Mystery Club, all the plus memberships on the Dumb Industries website, that's what gets you access to the back catalog. Those are all now free for your first thirty days, so you can sign up. for every membership we have and it's free for thirty days and any plus membership also grants you access to the dumb odds and ends library which we just keep adding to and it's all the content that doesn't really fit anywhere else so the witching hour martian shadows matt and emmy and chris we got more stuff coming up there and you can watch it all for free for thirty days The video of the guy I keep chained to my radiator here. That's over there. Several childhood movies. The Day the Clown Cried starring Jerry Lewis. There's a lot of good stuff over there. And it just keeps growing. It just keeps growing. um so yeah so there's that and then as always we are doing one of our our patented uh mads are back sales every week we've been going through the show from the beginning all year because we have exactly a year's worth of episodes so uh right now we are on a night of shorts three which fun fact was the very first episode I ever worked on with the mads so uh this was when I joined the dumb industries family in honor of of A Night of Shorts III being on sale, I got this awesome backdrop of Sonny Bono from that marijuana short. Look at him. He looks kind of concerned. He looks great. In the movie, he's just very stoned. He looks like he's really hit a tree. I mean, hit a wall with his marijuana stuff. Yeah, that was the first show you worked on, Matt. That's right. Yeah, that was when I joined the dumb family. You were like, hey, I need someone to help me moderate these shows, and that was my first gig over here. That's great. You were like, sure, sure, I'll do it. I'm working for the Center for Reproductive Rights as a paralegal, and I hate my life. I'd rather do literally anything else, so... Uh, so yeah, so that's, uh, so that's fun. And that's, uh, just six bucks through Sunday with promo code blowgrass. So, uh, so go over there, type in blowgrass and for, for six dollars, which is the cost of one, uh, Subway value meal, as I found out the other day, uh, when I went to go get my, my chicken teriyaki on Italian herb bread sandwich that I like, uh, So for the price of one Italian herb chicken teriyaki sandwich, you can have an entire episode of The Mads are back. Yes. Or you can enter hashtag blowgrass in the chat right now, either on Twitch or on our website. and you'll be in the running for a free download of the night of shorts three there's some other really good shorts in that one uh oh the peter drucker one is oh yeah managing time shorts three which we have peter drucker merch now right so we do if you would if you need a a planner that helps you manage your time you can now buy one that says managing time on the outside yes let me put this on the screen here which is a concept that I came up with. Matt came up with this entirely. This is a real notebook. This is my baby. Got Drucker on the front. Drucker time. It's... why would you not want that you know it's uh you can have his stern face just reminding you to manage your time better every time you go to open that so I know uh wait where is peter drucker gives me the vibe like he was probably like one of those people who like uh like fled from germany in the forties and went to argentina after the war ended like he feels like he could have been yeah like uh like an enemy officer at one point like he's got some really evil vibes to him You just reminded me too. Yes, you do need to get that notebook, by the way. Everyone, go get that notebook. But, sorry, I got so distracted and then I forgot what I was gonna mention. All right. Let's choose. Oh, that's what I was going to mention. We have more shout outs to do. And our first one here is from our friend Spiroscythe. Spiroscythe. Thank you. Is there a fever dream meme this week? We've got a fever dream. A fever meme. From Spiroscythe. Every week he's been sending us memes that he makes. Hang on. I need to take a drink before I look at this. Yeah. Just discussing things that have happened, you know, at Dumb Industries in the past week. I found some of his old ones here too. This one is Dumb Assemble. That rocks. I don't even remember talking about most of these things. I was about to say, when did we talk about Lethal Weapon III? Attack of the Dumb is a good one. Here's the most recent one. This one is called Mortal Dumbat. Nice. Oh, now this is cool. All right. I always look like I have some type of like, uh, like a thyroid condition or something. The way you look at my head. You know what I look like? I kind of look like that. Uh, do you remember that, uh, police sketch of the Unabomber when he came out? Like I look kind of like that. Now who is that in the top upside down? I can't tell. Um, Oh, is that reefer Matt from reefer madness? Maybe. could be or it could be maybe like rick male from those nintendo commercials that I use sometimes oh okay because he showed up some of those I think I think that's abe pagoda from the fish commercial that I used on the far left uh oh yeah there's abe pagoda oh yeah the guy who's getting his feet rubbed that I definitely know that guy's weird face from anywhere did we talk about elvis when did we talk about elvis I mean I'm sure we did The Ninja Turtle with the penis thing. Yeah, this is a very kind of, I think this is sort of a pre-show heavy. Oh yeah, because the Squirtle's from that clip that I showed with Norm MacDonald where he was in a Pokemon fight on his show that he had briefly. I love it. And there's look, I'm a tattoo on that on Elvis. Oh yeah. That's sick. We should make press on tattoos of like, uh, various industries, things of our faces of, you know, I do. I do want to get a, like a real tattoo, a dumb industries tattoo on my arm. Somehow that's coming soon. All employees must get this tattoo right here. Mark of the beast. Would it be great if tribulations are coming? I was born with a tattoo that looked like the dumb logo. I'm going to start telling people that that's how I came up with it. You know, I've never got a tattoo. I've made a lot of weird, dubious decisions in my life. It's not that I'm opposed to tattoos. I could just never think of anything that I like so much that I just want it on me forever. It just really comes down to that. Oh, my God. Spiroscythe also says, how about Palpatine scatting about unlimited bread at Olive Garden? Oh. All right, Spyro Scythe. Unlimited breadsticks, oh. Giant bowl of salad, oh. Bad chicken marsala, oh. Big weird restaurant in Times Square, oh. Everyone stutters one way or the other, so listen to the scatman here. Unlimited scatting! That was great. Thank you, Spyro Scythe. Thank you, Spyro Scythe. I hope that was sufficient. Oh, we got another one here. It is from Natalie L. Thank you so much, Natalie. Natalie, thank you so much. Natalie says, Columbo and Matlock solving a crime. Okay, I'll be Columbo. You be Matlock. I can be Matlock. All right, I'll just be like investigating the body and then you come in, okay? Okay. I haven't seen anything like this before. Hello there. Are you that there, Lieutenant Columbo? Oh, yes. Pleased to meet you, sir. Lieutenant Columbo. What's your name? I am Matt. What's Matlock's first name? I don't even know. I'm Lawyer Matlock. I'm here to check on your progress in this case. Oh, well, sir, I just found a dead body. It's going to be quite some time before we know what happened here. Lieutenant Columbo, I'm going to be honest, I don't know spit about detective stuff, but I know when I was a little shaver and me and my grandpappy used to sit back crackleberry crick, hunting for large mouth bass, just frying them up, that he would occasionally say that if it's still wiggling around, it ain't dead, and he looks like he's wiggling around a little still. Well, now, sir, I'm going to have to stop you right there. This man is dead. Well, then why is he twitching still? Well, maybe sometimes the body moves a little bit. Your bowels move around, and that could be what's going on here. Anyway, I wanted to ask you a question, sir. Oh, sure, Steve. How did you know that this murder even took place? Um, well, um... Shit! Just, like, run. Uh, why does he have an erection? Uh, I was kind of stealing a little bit. There was, I think Phil Hartman used to do a, uh, uh, Andy Griffith impression and there was a whole like spiel he went on about like Crackleberry Crick and I've, I've always loved that. Yeah. I never really watched Matlock. People were speculating in his first name. Well, let's see. Oh, it's Ben Matlock? Ben Matlock. Okay, that makes sense. And he says it's Matlock. That would be a good name. Like his name is actually Matt. His last name is Locke. I haven't watched a ton of Matlock, but the Matlock theme is tremendously underrated, I think. It's a great one. It is. All right, let's pick a winner here. We'll do more shout outs in the next break. Tom K. Thirty five. Congrats. Congratulations. You did it. You did it. Shoot me an email. Chris at dumb dash industries dot com. I will get you a download of a night of shorts three. And don't forget, everyone. A night of shorts three is fifty percent off through Sunday with promo code. blow grass blow grass yes congratulations tom I bought a fun thing about following the show for a long time as you can tell when I'm on like a manic upswing and when I'm and this is one of those shows tonight I feel like god baby um congrats tom uh so yeah so that's going on and uh and with that I think that takes us to uh this week in dumb right it does All right. All right. This past Friday, we had an all new chit chat and tidbits, which is the, uh, bonus live stream marriage appeal. And I do every month for members of marriage appeal show clubhouse. It was a fun one. We answered more questions that we didn't get a chance to answer in our, uh, previous show to ask us anything. And, uh, see what did we discuss that night we um I heard I didn't I didn't watch I was I was getting I was preparing my taxes and being a good adult but I heard that my my old navy pullover came up again yes someone would like to buy your old navy pull up they and they want to pay good money for it too Oh, interesting. Does it have to still smell like me? This sounds like a very kind of like buying, like in Japan, how they sell like underpants and vending machines. It feels like one of those kinds of requests. Yeah, don't wash it. Don't wash it. Keep it, you know, go run a marathon. Well, I have to say I bought that from an Old Navy in like two thousand and four or something. And the peak of Old Navy. yeah I prefer the new navy myself but uh let's see we oh someone someone asked if I ever considered uh doing like reading books that people can fall asleep to because my the sound of my voice makes the people very relaxed yeah you do have a real asmr kind of quality yeah so I'm considering just selling dumb industries and just doing that with the rest of my life I think you could get away with doing like, like reading smut. Cause you have one of those voices where you could like, you know, read like, uh, what, what's the, the book that's like smut. That's big now. Like the, the court of thorn and roses. It's kind of like the new game of Thrones kind of just start reading those kinds of things. Yeah, no, I, I could go on Reddit erotica and find, you know, some weird guys stories. And I've thought of both shades says I should do voice acting. Yeah. I would love to get into the voice acting world. yeah how do you get into that I guess you would have to move I had talked to him our friend brian mcginnis is the voice of uh the bear oh yeah he's a robot if you guys ever seen the bear in a robitussin ad we know that guy or talk to dana gould or something dana how did you get to be gex just drunkenly like call him one night he just tweeted about how are you gex He was just here. He's posting on Facebook about GAC side. We could probably, I wonder if we reach out to Dana, we can get him to come on super dumb bros and play some GACs. Is there a way for us to play GACs even even on any consoles right now? Doubt it, but it's gotta be like, you know, an emulator somewhere. Maybe. I don't think Dana would turn us in. He might. Um, he already got paid for everything. What does he care? That's true. Uh, anyway, residuals from Gex, probably the latest chit chat and tidbits is now on demand for all members of the marriage. You appeal to a clubhouse. Just put that link in the chat and the clubhouse. Of course. Yes. You're going to want to check that out to find out who's horny for my old Navy pullover. Uh, yeah uh we also discussed okay wildest acts of rebellions uh we discussed our favorite disco songs that's right gym membership contracts movies tv music you must experience before you die It was a good one, folks. Fascinating. It sounds like a real Barbara Walters kind of experience you had. You really got to the core of all of you. So that happened on Friday. And then next after that, Monday, March third, twenty twenty five. For those of you keeping track or watching this broadcast way in the future, it was the next Super Dumb Brothers. We played Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword. part two where I got uh slightly further than I did the last time we played but not much but most importantly peter from riff tracks joined us so yeah it was exciting we had we got to talk some twilight zone we got to talk some riff tracks uh yeah our friend peter hunter who's uh marketing director over at riff tracks great guy came on to discuss the riff tracks kickstarter which they just announced that day and uh it's been funded it got funded oh yesterday nice they already met their goal nice because it was like seventy five percent the way there and we were just on the other day so I know it was you know I think they they're always blown away just by the community's generosity and uh it's always just so cool to see when they announce it just how quickly it goes up it's shocking what you can achieve on kickstarter when you're asking for you know uh you know uh you know like a decent amount of money and your goals are clear and everything so it's uh yeah that's not a jab at anyone um So, uh, yeah, check out, um, if you haven't already backed the Kickstarter, they're going to have some stretch goals that they're going to be announcing soon. I can't say anything about that. And, um, and, uh, yeah and then that episode it was so much fun because peter's a huge zelda and just overall nintendo talk about a lot of good zelda stuff uh we played some riff tracks the game it's always fun playing those things with him because he's very integral into like putting like the new clip packets for those together and kind of getting inside his brain about his process when he does those And just learning about the process of like, you know, because I think someone asked why they didn't do it live anymore. And kind of learning about the process of like when they do all the stuff through like Fathom events, how that all works. And that's all very interesting to me. Yeah. Check that episode out. He's a good guy. And check out his Twilight Zone. Yeah, his new Twilight Zone. The Monsters. Monsters Are Due. And you can get that at themonstersareduepodcast.com. Yeah, it's a new Twilight Zone podcast he does with his wife. They're going through each episode of Twilight Zone. It's great. Everyone check that out. Sick. And then, let's see, Tuesday, March fourth, we debuted an all-new episode of Martian Shadows. We did. Which is the program that Emmy Martian produces. I put the Twatch stream together for it. right uh it's emmy martian riffing on old episodes of dark shadows sometimes they walk through a door sometimes they walk through doors they look at a painting sometimes uh but things happened in this one and to talk more about that ladies and gentlemen I gave you miss emmy martian ah wow now you're getting real creative with fucking with us hold on stop in the inner I gotta let the whole thing play because it's too much You know, because you went off early, I think you should play it one more time. Okay, one more time. Okay, calm down. Calm down. Okay. Whoa. Whoa. Hey, Emmy. It's good to see everybody out there in TV land. Yeah, and you got the cool hat. I love that hat. Some days are hat day. It's that it was the hat day. Welcome to the program, Emmy Cottontail. Good to see all y'all. Yeah. Let's get right to it. Martian Shadows. Martian Shadows. Episode twelve. Thank you for putting together the Twitch stream, by the way, Matt. You did a wonderful and lovely job with that. Thank you. And apparently you saw some of the Martian Shadows as well. I did. Yeah, you saw some people staring at paintings and walking through doors and putting on jackets. Don't forget putting on jackets. That's an essential part of the Collinsport, Collinswood, Collinsy, Collinsness lore. You know, people say that Seinfeld is the show about nothing, but I think Dark Shadows might have them beat a little bit. Yeah, they invented it. uh padding the show yeah that's that's why I riff it because because yeah I know and it's such perfect riffing material and you're so you're so good at it um this one was an absolute just joy because stuff did happen and so like literally I got done writing it like I got I was like oh is that is that it I was like is it already I was like holy crap I was like that was okay cool yeah um yeah no uh so episode twelve and we put that up on demand in the odds and ends library so and those number twelve I can't believe I've done twelve of those there's a year's worth of programs now if we if we do one a week yeah or one a month yeah you know what I mean shut up you do we do look and uh yeah we're debuting yeah sorry good no no uh we're debuting new episodes the first tuesday of every month so there'll be another one in april everyone come back to twitch and watch that and uh you can always catch those on demand in the dumb odds and ends library um and that was on tuesday but of course last night emmy it's your night Weird and wonderful Wednesday watch-alongs. Oh, yeah, that too. That also happens. You know, the first week of the month, it's a busy week for me. For you, yeah. It's a nice break for y'all. It's a little break for us. We make you do everything this first week. Alright, it's Emmys week. Handle all this shit. Well, yeah, but we watched Mr. Hoppity Goes to Town. It's Hoppity Goes to Town or Mr. Bug Goes to Town, so I always get them mixed in. It's got like two titles. Yeah, one of those. But Hoppity is, I think, its original title because that is the grasshopper character. There is some good... You know, I... I'm not a fan of cartoons with like, you know? I thought you were just about to say you're not a fan of cartoons. I know. But I'm not a fan necessarily of like, yeah, exactly right. Thank you, Matt. We picked out some weird ones for the Cartoon Funhouse afterwards. We picked out some super weird ones, and I was about to say something totally different, but I don't care because just chat if the other, because I know there's some people here who probably weren't might not have been there last night if you don't know about like because it was kind of a whole night of cartoon fun house and I had some I had some crazy weird ass cartoons I don't know where I found excuse my vernacular there um um yeah no if you guys have not yet been to a weird and wonderful wednesday watch along Totally free to join. Totally free. And it's a great hang. Emmy does a whole pre-show, shows the movie. We hang out and we watch cartoons. Even when the movie isn't a cartoon, we still hang out and we watch cartoons afterwards because I hate cartoons. So that's why I worked. comics and cartoons is is for that's why I worked for like two two decades it's like the only job I've had for more than three years of my life well that's what they tell you surround yourself with things that you hate well that eventually you're going to love them that's what I've done with my life so That's the only job I could hold outside of this for more than three years at a time, which was the comic book store or whatever. It's a great hang. Everyone should join that membership. Totally for you to join. And next week we've got some noir coming up. You saw the trailer there with Sterling Hayden for Crime Wave. Great trailer. Looks very cool. It's not your usual noir. It's a little bit outside the box noir. That's why I picked it. So... But I had to, you know, every once in a while, chat bugs me. The fans, they're like, Emmy, can we watch some? And I'm like, yeah. How about some Crime Wave, y'all? Crime Wave would be good. You gotta listen to the fans, you know? Yeah. Um... Shade says it's the community that makes it amazing. Chris, come hang out with us. Matt, come hang out. I know. I've missed the past few weeks because I've been traveling and seeing my parents a lot lately. I do watch more than you'd think. I'm just not always in the mood to kind of talk to people. But I am there with you in spirit, not unlike the Lord Jesus Christ. So I am watching. Yeah. I appreciate it. We love, uh, we, yeah, whenever I'm able to, Jen and I put it on so many times and just sit on the couch and watch it. And that's our, our evening. But, uh, it's a great hang. What else can we say? It's a good, it's a good hang. It's a chill time. It's, I feel like we're talking about like a party that you'd have. It's a good hang. You know, Brian brings a keg over and, uh, Joel and the boys have a super smash bros tournament. It's a good hang. Uh, Oh, you know, I'm sorry. What were you going to say? I was going to ask if I have time to stick around. Yes. Well, I was going to ask the same thing. Do you have time to stick around for our intermission video? I love this weird tradition we have now where we have to invite Emmy like she's a vampire. I mean, why do you think I have dark shadow? Why do you think I'm wearing these? I mean, come on. You're in the basement from Barbarian. That's my favorite weird part of vampire lore is that they have to be invited places. Look, if you get close enough off to my skin, you can actually, it's translucent. You can see right through this. Yeah, I think you're the only person who's maybe paler than I am. Like, I look like a Puerto Rican person compared to you, and normally I look like I'm, you know, like, you know, like I'm, yeah, like I'm the color of, you know, like the cap of the booze I've been drinking tonight, so it's a... Well, it's time for intermission, and Emmy's hanging out with us, so let's get into her. Let's do this. OK, calm down. All right. So for tonight's video, I have found I debated putting this in the pre show, but I feel like this deserves just a full watch with all of us on on our own. There is a Hasidic Jewish like broadcasting company who has created a children's television show called Five-ish. And I'm not making this up. Five-ish is just an anthropomorphic five dollar bill. A Jewish broadcasting company has made a children's show that's about money that talks. And it feels like one of those things that should be like, it feels like a parody, but they legitimately made this to like educate Jewish children. And it feels like a fever dream. And here it is now. Five-ish is going to teach us how to prepare for Shabbos. And it's kind of a good song. And I'll need all your help out there too. Can you help me? Just a stack of money come to life. That's the Jewish. I did extensive Googling to make sure this wasn't a parody because I just couldn't believe it. I know it almost seems like a sketch you'd see in a TV show that was like making fun of someone who would put this kind of commercial together. Yeah. Oh, I did a five dollar bill. All I can say is... You know what's sad is that there's someone in our audience tonight who's never heard of Shabbos before and their first exposure to it's gonna be probably five-ish. Well... I gotta tell you something, Matt. I don't have a religious background. Yeah, Swap Wizard says, I feel like this is a Tim Robinson bit, totally. I know who Cesar Chavez is. Is that... Are they related? Cesar Chavez? He's the... He's the Jewish man who bought our farm rights. That's not... I do like the... Diddle-dum, diddle-do, diddle-doo. Start punctuating our show with, like, diddle-dum, diddle-do, diddle-doo. Lodak says, not a parody, just a deep undercover operation by David Duke. A special something to prepare for Shabbos. Yes. This had to go through so many meetings to become a thing, and not one Jewish person on the board of whatever production company this was was like, um, maybe not. I'm just glad I wore a hat. That's great. I've got my hat. I'm all ready. Wait, what did he have? Was that kosher meat in his hand there? Sausage? Hell yeah. Stare at my dick! Where's Ben Shapino? Yeah, where's Ben Shapiro? Fiveish actually is one of my very best friends. Fiveish is here to expose the Woke Elitists. But why is he five-ish? Is he only, like, is he missing, like... Because he's, like, a stack of money, so he's, like, five dollars. Yeah, it wasn't even, like, a stack of, like, twenties or fifties. It's, like, five dollars. That's all it... If we just need to, you know, unintentionally perpetuate the stereotypes about Jews and money, here's the, like, lowest denominator of money to make you horrified. I mean, if Star Trek Next Generation can do it, then, you know, who's stopping anybody else? Are you talking about the Ferengi? Ha ha ha! I mean, I'm not talking about the Trade Federation from Star Wars anyways. Hey, the Trade Federation from Phantom Menace is very timely right now with all their taxation of trade routes, and George Lucas was ahead of the curve. He knows, he understands what a terrorist is. He said that back then, people complaining about, he's like, that's how every war starts. It always starts with a trade war. Very disagreeable. I'm just picturing, like, Newt Gunroy just, like, being mad about the Trump tariffs. He put twenty-five percent on everything from Canada. This was not a part of our bargain. I mean, these are the evils that we must fight, you know? I've got my, yeah. Well, five-ish, everyone. And there's lots of five-ish videos out there if you go and Google it. So if you're looking to fall down a rabbit hole later tonight, yeah, I don't know why they did this, but it's out there. You know, if you're interested, there's lots more information about Cesar Chavez out there. Cesar Chavez, yeah. Please educate yourself. Go watch the Ben Shapiro program where he, I'm sure, is good friends with five-ish. Don't watch Ben Shapino, okay? Don't ever. Never. You can hire me. You can get some min-ex with me if you want to hire me to be on your... No, I'm joking. Please don't. Emmy, we have so much to get to. We're going to bid you farewell. I was going to show you my one tattoo. I have one tattoo. It's on my foot, though, so... On that, I'm going to bid everybody a good night. It's true. Unless anyone wants to see Emmy's foot. DM for feet pics. I'm telling you, the dumb only fans. All of our feet. All of us. Tattooed, not tattooed. You've got a whole wide plethora. What more could you ask for? What do you want? My feet, Chris's feet, Brother Ichabod's feet, which are just my feet, but painted green. You know, If you send it off, we'll have a scratch and sniff card where you can like scratch and you can hold it up. It's like you're really there. Has anyone ever made a porno that's like has a scratch and sniff card like, you know, a polyester from John's daughters? I was going to say polyester. This one smells like fish. Anyway, how about those? Okay, calm down. Goodbye, everybody. Thanks for hanging out. uh we have fun here streamyard just uh did a little update I'm still getting used to transitions here so if things seem weird or jarring that's why also it's all matt's fault too yeah blame it blame it all on me I'm the convenient scapegoat just because I'm drinking from a carton over here you know you think you can blame everything on me uh yeah emmy martian everyone tv at ten she's doing will be later tonight so at ten o'clock if you need stuff to watch that'll be happening on dumb weird check it out check it out uh I love how unhinged this program is becoming, and I'm here for it. I'm completely here for it. I had my finger over the video, and then before I even had a chance to say it, I just pressed click. No, it's perfect. I love it. Tell us what's coming soon to Dumb, Chris. All right, coming up this Saturday. We have an all-new Jackie Naiman Jones Paint Parties. And Paint Parties is the online art class for everyone. We do every fourth Saturday of the month, we do Jackie Naiman Jones, The Hands of Paint, which is our B-movie-themed online art class. But then every... Second Saturday, we do paint parties where we paint just all kinds of stuff, landscapes, pets. Everyone did their pets last month. This month, we're doing the Tree of Life. This is the painting Jackie is going to be working off of. nice it's beautiful I can't wait to see what students do with this um and I keep saying this but I feel like even if you feel like oh I can never do art or I'm not an artist or whatever I still urge you sign up for class it's completely free for your first month And just hang out. I am not an art person. I tell the story all the time about how when I was in high school art, you know, we had to do like a self portrait one time and then we got to like the part where we had like shade the portrait and mine looked OK, but we got like the shading part and I shaded mine and then I looked like a burn victim like in my picture and I had to like turn it in. So that's the kind of person I am. I do a lot of things. Well, like I play music, I, you know, I, I do the stuff for our, our programs here, but I have never been like a drawing or painting kind of, that is not one of my gifts. And I've done several of these and they've all turned out, uh, fairly. All right. You know, it's a, I love the work you've done in this class. So if I can, if I can do it, if, if, if my degenerate ass can figure this out, then you can too. So, uh, just come even if you don't want to draw just come for the hang like it's just very relaxing jackie is teaching us live from her studio in portland she tells like neat stories about her childhood and stuff yeah she's just so uh encouraging and relaxing and inspiring and take a nap to it you know it's a saturday afternoon when it happens if you want to just put it on and have like a bob ross kind of figure you know because it's it's a very asmr kind of experience you know like she has a good microphone that picks up all the brush strokes like we're not offended if you just turn this on at three and then just like take a big nap during it you know like and you've got uh yeah no exactly and you've um you've got the whole back catalog to go through we've been doing the show for the class for almost three years so there's tons of classes you can just put on and paint to and I do a pre-show for all of them, which is someone described it the other day as like me using my powers for good, which I like that because it's like it's me finding just like stuff that's what is going on with. Because I'm still I'm still learning all the different ways that this could go wrong. Oh, no. It's five-ish again. But what I was going to say is. I love it. I always love raffling off a seat to class for Jackie's classes. If you're watching this live, enter hashtag paint parties and you'll be in the running for a free class this Saturday, March eighth at three PM Eastern. You too can paint the tree of life. Is that like the tree from like, cause it doesn't like the don't like the Thor movies. They have like a tree of life or something. Is that like a Norse mythology thing? I think it is just like a mythology thing. You could make it like Loki kind of themed or something. Yeah, if you wanted to. What's fun about these classes is everybody puts their own little kind of personal spin on the paintings. So if you have a particular tree of life you're looking to do, do it, you know, and show us all. Email your pictures when you get them done to Chris or Emmy and we'll put them on the show. Yes, that's my favorite part is just putting everyone's paintings on the screen. That's great. It's a neat time. It's a good hang. We have a couple shout-outs to do while you guys are getting your entries in. First one. Oh, it's so sweet. This one comes from Jackie B. Jackie, thank you. Matt B. donated earlier. Our fellow distant lover from earlier. Yeah. That sounds weird the way you phrased that. Not mine, but you know, like it's, you know, I'm going to stop talking. Jackie says, so thankful for all of dumb. Could Gollum sing a welcome home song for Matt B.? Oh, interesting. What's a good welcome home song? Uh, Oh, you know what I could do? Uh, I could do like the welcome back. Cotter theme song is Gollum. There you go. Oh, it's like, hang on. I, I'm Googling all the, the words to this because this was a program that was on like three years ago. I was born. I know most of it, but I, it's like, so yeah. So you can do mom. I'm coming home. Ooh. Yeah. I was doing the Aussie thing earlier. That's, that's better. I'm going to do that. Uh, so, uh, So here we go. Here's Gollum singing Mama, I'm Coming Home by Ozzy Osbourne. I think I've done this before, but that's okay. Times have changed and times are strange. Here I come, but I want the same. Jacky, I'm coming home. Times go by, it seems to be. You could have been a better friend to me. Jacky, I'm coming home. You took me in and you drove me out. Yeah, you had me hypnotized. Lost and found and turned around by the fire in your eyes. Selfish love, yeah, we're both alone The rise before the fall But I'm gonna take this hardest turn I've just got to have it all I'm almost done I've seen your face a thousand times Every day we've been And I don't care about the sunshine, yeah. Cause Jackie, Jackie, I'm coming home. I'm coming home. Thank you, Jackie. Adrian Brody, everyone. Did you see that? Adrian Brody gave the longest Oscar speech in history. Oh, yeah, I saw that where he was like, don't play the music. He was such a dick, too. Yeah, he was so rude about it. He was like, no, no, no, come on, cut that off. He's like, I've been up here before. So I dislike Adrian Brody. I think he's a fine actor, whatever. He seems like he's a bit of an ass of a person to be around, though. It's between that and the Halle Berry thing that he did. And then also there's that famous clip of him on SNL when he just does a Jamaican impression. That was bad. uh recent adrian brody thing I guess it's not recent it's been the last ten years I watched uh because I love houdini I have a weird houdini fascination and there was a houdini miniseries that adrian brody was in And there's a great scene where he's in the hospital after that and he's like, you know, he did like one of his Houdini experiments. He's in the hospital and he's like, I need to think of a new trick or something to do. And then a nurse puts down a glass of ice water on his bedside table and he just looks at it and he goes, ice. And then it cuts to him doing like the ice trick that Houdini does. And I'm like, I love that. It's ice. All right, let me pick a winner here. You're going to win a seat to class this Saturday. Jackie Damon Jones Paint Parties. The Tree of Life. sharp sharp doggy way to go I feel like sharp doggies won a seat to this class a few times you rigging our contest I'll cut you no I'm kidding congrats I'm gonna cut you uh sharp doggy shoot me an email chris dumb dash industries.com way to go uh a regular I love your I and I've never counted on this before I love your magneto was right uh avatar it's fun oh I didn't like it I just I I've always seen that but I've never really looked at it now I see it now Magneto is a great character. Who would ever thought in the sixties when someone made a character named Magneto that they would through the years, uh, make it, you know, a character so good that it's literally better than every other X-Men combined. I remember as a kid, when I first saw the name, I, for a long time, me and my friends, we all said Magneto until some comic book nerd corrected us. Oh, interesting. I guess I grew up in the nineties when that show was already a thing. Right. The show wasn't on yet. So it was just, there was no, magneto it was just we were like oh magneto he sort of like when I read harry potter for the first time and I just called hermione hermione in my head the whole time and I watched the movie I'm like oh that's how you say that okay that's great um okay way to go sharp doggy congrats congrats uh and then what else we have coming up uh yeah so uh so there's that paint parties and then tuesday march eighteenth twenty twenty five it's the next movie joe night uh we're back on our usual tuesday schedule we did friday last time but we're back on tuesdays this time and uh this month we are doing I'm very excited about this I found the clip and everything for it we're doing baffled starring leonard nimoy as a psychic race car driver I'm not making any of that up uh so if you would like to watch that and watch chris and mary jo comment on it it's uh I know that's a bit of a spoiler but I feel like it's one of those minor spoilers that's more liable to make people watch it than not yeah because he's he's a he's a he's a psychic formula one race car driver leonard mr spock uh it's gonna be baffling russ morianky you said it and this is also we did shatner before he was on uh pray for the wildcats so now we have had uh this is our second foray into to star trek stars just uh uh having no shame and just trying to make money in the seventies before the movie started so um so it'd be a good time yeah come back for that tuesday march eighteenth it'll be right here on twitch and ad free in the marriage appeal show clubhouse um And I still need to get back to someone messaged me in Facebook saying they have a nice HD copy of this that they could send me. Yes, I think I got that same message. I think it was Eric who sent me that. So if you're listening, I got your message. My life is a mess. I'm sorry I haven't responded yet. But yes, we are very interested in that. okay then Tuesday March twenty fifth is an all new episode of the marriage appeal show we're doing a game show episodes we haven't done in a while and we're still sorting out the details of that but Mary Jo and I have something super fun in the works yeah those game nights you do always always do really well because you've done you've done several kind of these before you did a dating show you've done uh we did password password um so it's gonna be another one of those so so if you enjoyed the the here comes the dinosaurs to tell the truth you did that one time oh yeah that's right so if you like that kind of vibe that's gonna be happening on the so check that out And we've got a lot of stuff in March. Head to our website, dumb-industries.com. Get on our newsletter. I urge you. That's the best place to keep up on all things dumb. Next week we have a free Tuesday, so you never know what might pop up in that time slot. That's right. So get on the newsletter, everyone. And what do you say, Matt? Should we get into our feature presentation? No! Okay. All right. So we finally made it. Thank you, everybody, for listening to our spiel. We appreciate it. Now is the time that you have all been waiting for. There's donuts in the hallway. There's donuts in the hallway. This feels like one of those things in the nineties where it's like, you know, they would pitch you like a timeshare and then you'd get like free satellite TV. It's like, you've all listened to our spiel. So now go. You all get your DirecTVs now. That actually happened to my parents, and they got into a giant argument with the timeshare people because they didn't want to give up the DirecTV, and my mom was like, we sat here and listened to your bullshit. You were going to give us that satellite, and it was like a three-hour argument, and she won. We'll have her on to tell that story sometime. uh but on tonight's festivities becky riser a hero of the people went to a timeshare thing uh and got the free satellite tv without buying a timeshare a real a real bench uh nineties cartoons for tonight uh so as I said at the top of show we will not be doing x-men or spider-man because those are legitimately good and I have all of just the weirdest shittiest uh nineties shows for all of you to pick from tonight in terms of marvel cartoons part of the same continuity though these are all in the same continuity as X-Men or Spider-Man. But we have first off Silver Surfer, which is probably the best of these. They made a whole Silver Surfer cartoon in the nineties. This is not the pilot. This is a doctor. It's like an island of Dr. Moreau take with Silver Surfer. So, so that can be fun. I watched this show in the nineties. I have a Galactus toy. That's like giant from this show somewhere in my parents' house. And, uh, it's pretty true to the lore, very Jack Kirby ish. So, uh, so that's fun. And then after that we have Spider-Man unlimited. This was a program that was made in the late nineties. That was a response to Batman beyond kind of where Spider-Man, uh, attached to a rocket flown by Jonah Jameson's son, who was an astronaut, went to somewhere called Counter-Earth, which is controlled by the... Who was the bad guy from Guardians of the Galaxy III? I wanted to say the Ultra-Humanite, but that doesn't sound right. I still haven't seen the third one. It's the bad guy from Guardians of the Galaxy III who made, like, animal people. He controls this whole, like, alien Earth, and Spider-Man is doing Spider-Man stuff on, like, an alien planet with, like, animal people, basically. Mm-hmm. The Grand Evolutionary. I think that's what his name was. The High Evolutionary. There we go. There you go. There you go. Thank you, everybody. So that guy. So that's the big bad guy in Spider-Man Goes to That Planet. And I have the pilot of that, but I think I have just episode two where it explains everything from the first episode. Spider-Man Unlimited. Spider-Man Unlimited. Okay. Thank you. After that, we have the Iron Man cartoon. I have an episode of this. This was a horrible show that I watched as a child. And this is the episode about Ultimo, I believe. So if you would like to watch Iron Man and Force Works, his horrible version of the Avengers that he put together in the nineties that featured Hawkeye and Spider Woman and Sentry, but not the Sentry that's going to be in Thunderbolts. and War Machine. If you'd like to watch all of them fight a shitty hero or a shitty villain called Ultimo while the Mandarin and Modok watch in the background, that is what that episode is. And then lastly, we have the Fantastic Four. There was a Fantastic Four cartoon in the nineties. And this one specifically is the one featuring Mole Man that includes the, the Human Torch rap, which I have featured in our pre-shows before where the Human Torch sings an entire horrible rap song. And that song is featured in its entirety in this episode. So Mole Man rapping Human Torch. What's not to love? Lastly, we have our wild card. From last week, we did some Mystery Hour favorites, and what came in second place is Supermarket Sweep. So if you would like to watch Dave Ruprecht just have contempt for a number of, you know, sort of simple-minded people while they run around a fake supermarket set throwing a thousand hams in their carts, that is what that is. So, yeah. Why is Master Torgo saying no wild card this week? It's Supermarket Sweep! My favorite show. That is the wild card. I like the from the year five thousand. The Human Torch was denied a bank loan from Anchorman. Uh, it is a good selection. I'm excited. I personally, if I have to recommend one, Spider-Man Unlimited is very unhinged and it is, uh, and it's, I actually have both parts one and one and two in our, uh, iCloud if you, depending on how, because they're like, I don't know how crazy Chris wants to get with stuff tonight, but definitely you should put on part two if you're, uh, if we get that one, because it does explain part one, you know, and like when those previously on Spider-Man, it's like the entire episode in five minutes and you're like, Oh yeah. Uh, but if you want to go a little longer there, you can, you can do it. There's one more shout out we got here. Okay. What you got? Uh, this is from Ryan S. Thank you so much. Ryan. Thank you, bud. This is great. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan says, David Lynch asking Randy Newman to make a theme song to Eraserhead. Okay. You'll be Randy Newman. I'll be David Lynch. I love it. Randy, I'm so glad to run into you. Can I ask you something? Oh, sure, David. I'm Randy. What do you want? I'm working on a new movie. It's called Eraserhead, and I need a theme song. Is that something you could come up with? I think I could do that. Do you have a pointed-up film synopsis you could send me? Oh, I could just tell you about it. It's about a baby that's kind of like an alien, but it's not. And it's also in the presence of being supervised by his father who has no idea what it is. And he's horrified and it's scary and dark and weird. Say no more, fam. I got you. Erase ahead Erase in the future I got a little baby and it looks like a woman I wanna fuck the lady across the hall But my girlfriend had a baby who don't got no balls I said erase ahead baby Whoa, scary! Eraserhead, baby! Your family's weird, I said! Eraserhead, baby! My hair is crazy! Eraserhead, baby! What the fuck is this sound? Randy! Randy, I only have one question! Oh, sure. Do you accept Venmo? What's that? thank you ryan and scene thank you ryan um randy newman's still alive right he's still alive yeah I need to include he did an entire musical about faust that I found clips from and it's exactly what you would expect from a randy newman musical about faust where it's like faust there's a thousand circles of hell underneath the like it's that kind of vibe it's You know, they're doing a Toy Story vibe. I wonder if he's still got it in him. You got a friend in Faust. That's Randy. I mean, I love all the Toy Story movies, but... Toy Story four is all right. I keep saying that like Disney, they're obsessed with those live action remakes right now. Instead of doing those, just do like like, you know how they do like video game remakes where they have the same video game. They just like update the graphics. Just do that to some older Pixar movies because I watched Toy Story four and it's a fine movie. But I was I mean, it's all right. But it's like but I was really impressed because it's like, you know, like there's like light shining in through the windows. You can see like the dust in the air and like, man, if they gave that kind of treatment, the old movies, it would look great. well did you see the trailer for Shrek five people are freaking out because Shrek looks slightly different he doesn't even look that different I know I watched the trailer and I was like wait what's different and then I had to like watch twelve YouTube videos to just get like a side by side and I was like actually they're destroying our childhoods by making Shrek look slightly different it's so odd okay let's see whatever youtube videos were like all the thumbnails were like a guy looking like this yeah while shrek is on the screen it was I just couldn't believe that that we need to have one of those kinds of youtube presences where we just put a bunch of weird videos with us being like yeah on the side oh we will we will we got macaulay culkin um all right I'm gonna hit show all right let's see whatever's in the top spot is what we shall watch oh silver surfer by two wow supermarket sweep was two votes behind wow look I'm just happy I don't have to hook up my apple tv so uh so that's cool uh that's what would happen if we watched fantastic four uh yeah silver surfer that's uh I don't know if a lot of people have seen that cartoon but yes I very purposely chose not the origin because the silver surfer has a very boring jack kirby like uh you know very dune-esque kind of origin so uh so this is him just already silver surfer getting into island of dr moreau shenanigans enjoy everyone wait why is it uh hold on I heard it but I didn't see it There it is. There we go. Start over. It's Galactus's hand. It's Galactus's hand. Galactus is such a silly concept that the biggest threat to Earth is this weird purple man out in space who just eats planets. Look at him. Oh, so they mixed some CGI stuff. Yeah, they were big on that during this era. The Iron Man cartoon has a lot of that in it. The Spider-Man cartoon was like that too. Yeah, yeah. The planet of Dr. Moreau. The universe has been torn asunder. I have been betrayed. I have no penis anymore. It makes me sad. Do they, in the comics, do they explain how, like, all these alien beings in all parts of the galaxy all speak English? Uh, no. Thor. I think it's just, like, the Star Trek logic where you kind of assume they're speaking their own language, but they just do it for you. Right. Galactus! Return, Zella! Give me my Shalabal! He looks like he's riding on it like a giant tongue depressor yeah more so than like a surfboard I So now Julia Garner is going to play Silver Surfer in the Fantastic Four movie, apparently. Yeah. She'll be like, I don't know shit about fuck about Galactus. I don't know shit about fuck. Oh, it's the Watcher. It's a Watu. Oh. So this show is like really heavy on the Marvel cosmic type of stuff. Yeah, on all that Jack Kirby kind of shit. I love Watu the Watcher, just a giant baby in a toga who's like, I can't interfere with history, but I interfere with history all the time. Oh, Sharp Doggy says it's Eternity, not the Watcher. Well, he looked like the Watcher. I'm sorry. I think the Watcher was on What If, right? It was Jeffrey Wright. Yeah, yeah. He also shows up on The Guardian of the Galaxies, I think. Oh, did Jeffrey Wright voice him? No. It was the Stan Lee cameo in, like, the second, third one, something like that. Come on. Could you please put some pants on? We can all see your junk. Oh my god, Darth Plagueis. Look, it's Keith Richards. Oh my god. She has like that smoker mouth, you know, that weird wrinkly mouth like old smokers get. She's like an alien. That is kind of cool. Okay. This could come out now and it would be, like, praised as, like, going stylistically back to early CGI. Oh, yeah. You know, it's, like, actually really well done. The thick lines and everything. Silver Surfer's smooth between the legs like a Ken doll. Please, no trouble. The drinks are on the house. I need neither food nor drink. However, I do require information. I do require weed. Do you have anyone on your planet who sells it? What does the Herald of Galactus want with a world his master has already decided is inedible? No longer do I serve Galactus. I merely seek to return to my home world. So that's why Galactus turned away. I'm merely a Vin Diesel impersonator lost in the universe. By providing you to take him to other victims instead. That was never the intention. Intentions mean nothing, Surfer. What the fuck is happening? I know. When Silver Surfer was in the second Fantastic Four, did he have anything in his groin or was it just flat like that? I think it was just flat, yeah. That's the worst part of becoming a Herald of Galactus is your genitals are just taken from you. Can my mind accept what I've just heard? He didn't even leave a tip. Did the Fantastic Four ever pass through the show? No, I don't think so. Weird. I don't think Silver Surfer ever showed up. Well, I actually don't remember, but I think Galactus shows up in the Fantastic Four show, but I don't remember if Silver Surfer does. Silver Surfer's one of those characters I just never got into. I've always known about him, but... This show briefly got me into Silver Surfer, and then I tried to read some of the comics as a child, and it was just like, nah. I don't give a fuck about Norrin Rad and Zenlon. Oh, and he says Silver Surfer was on Fantastic Four. Okay. I know they did the Galactus plot on there, I couldn't remember. But is it the same Silver Surfer? Probably not. Even though it should be. Was this on Fox? This was on Fox. boxers where it was at one of the shows but there's actually a trailer I've included on some of our pre-shows where it's like hank hill and the silver surfer talking to each other I'm having encounter at farpoint flashback from star trek tng watching this yeah you don't even know what I'm talking about chris no idea I'm too old to get into Star Trek. You know? I have enough... You should at least watch TNG. TNG is a good show. I mean, I've seen a lot of Star Trek. I'm just too old to really dive into that. To really dive into it. Just watch the movies in Star Trek The Next Generation. That's all you really need. Yeah. As a casual person, it's like Doctor Who. I'm never going to get. Oh, I keep trying to get into Doctor Who, and that will never happen for me. It seems like one of those things I should be into, and I just cannot make myself care how I ended up outside the car that night. Just a few bruises and a lot of tears. And this is Nova. This is the current Herald of Galactus, also from Fantastic Four. Where is the next world upon which I can feed? Oh, you know, it's just around the corner. The guy doing the voice of Galactus in the new movie is, like, going to be perfect. Galactus has, like, lockjaw on the show. Like, he can't unclench his jaw. Everything he says has to be... Be sure to pick me up some jello, because I can't eat solids after my jaw surgery, Nova. Jackpot! How's that old saying go? No rest for the weary? Said there ain't no rest for the surfer. Money don't grow on trees. just taking a nap this is the best animation they did post like x-men and spider-man you took a tail break and fall Why do you sound like the tiny lady from Poltergeist? then why never heard of it this is pip and I'm keely oh the troll is in this named by our wonderful employers he's played by patton oswalt in the after credit sequence of the eternals I think anyway slave force patton's been in so much marvel stuff yeah he was also modok Yeah, he's Mudok, and he's in Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. too. He's in Blade, yeah. Or Blade Trinity. I am free now! This abomination cannot be born! Don't do it! I wish Silver Surfer would just show up on my planet. I'd just show him what a gravity bong is. We're just hanging out in my apartment, and he's just like, chrome. Hey, he seems pretty chill. On Xen'la, the Master taught us... Silver Surfer, do you know what galaxy gas is? We're gonna go down to the bodega. We're gonna get some for you. It's scrotum, man! Lighten up, guys. It'll take more than a little static to fry a prime hunk of manhood like me. I will not forget what you have done for me. Oh, hey, don't worry. I won't either. You've got to be careful. The callers have their own built-in defense. As slaves, we're completely governed by them and the voices they put into our heads. time for our shift unless you want another taste of creed it should have just had the pat and oswald modok be the modok in that ant-man movie but like yeah it just looks like the cartoon modok you know that would have been better I was making it yeah that's a hard one to make work in live action and I don't exactly so it's like just make it a total cartoon like don't try to make it realistic They need to put Mojo in a Marvel movie. Do you know what Mojo is? Yeah, the X-Men villain. That X-Men villain that lives in, like, Mojo World. That looks like Ambush Bug in the front. I think I used to confuse him and the blob. That makes sense. And now you. You might want to put some pants on around all this machinery, Surfer. Hey, who says the Kree don't have a crazy little sense of humor? This is how your iPhones are made, people. If you want to know what a lithium ion mine looks like, it's Pip the Troll and the Silver Surfer with mine control. The Kree are like the shapeshifters, right? Oh, no, that's the... That's the Skrulls. The Skrulls, yeah. Yeah. The Kree is like Captain Marvel. Yeah. The Kree do fight the Skrulls. Right. Shit is so nerdy. The Kree fight the Skrulls. Is he discovering auto-erotic asphyxiation right now? All the shocking is really turning me on. This is how David Carradine died. Please stop touching my tits. There is a way to change that. Let me show you. Feel the energy, my son. Feel how it becomes part of you. That gentle voice. It's been speaking to us ever since we got to Morovus. It is the voice of the master of Xen'la. trying to follow this is like it's like token times thirty like I don't know what the hell they're even saying yeah this was a show made for like nine-year-olds in nineteen ninety eight and they expected them to keep up with all this like it's not bad it's just I mean yeah exactly I can't do that. There are too many. Master, Master, where are you? There's only one place he can be. Up at the main base, Merobis Prime. To me, my boy. Is that like an X-Men riff? To me, my Silver Surfer. The Master, working with the... Then I must unite. Of course that is possible only if I can reach him. Him talking about the Master so much makes me think that he's gonna get there and it's gonna be like Torgo's gonna be his new, like, herald. Galactus is in need of new planets. He could not rely on you, Surfer. I know of you, Silver Surfer. How dare you disturb a Kree combined intelligence? No civilization has the right to subjugate another. Am I in cum right now? What is this? Pretty much. That is precisely why they were created. Now, however, this group is useless. You have shown our slaves that the callers can be overcome. Their minds have been polluted by the possibility of freedom. Fortunately, they are expendable. We have billions more to replace them. This is what Elon Musk wants for our country. Nothing is responding. Master, it is truly you. But how? Why? There is no time, my fellow governors of Morovas have chosen...
Matt & Chris close out a busy month at Dumb Industries with an all-new Mystery Hour to discuss all the latest happenings at Dumb, chat with Emmy Martian about being the world leaders of screaming content, and discuss some of our favorite Mystery Hour watches of years past all before watching yet another episode of Bigfoot & Wildboy!
Matt & Chris close out a busy month at Dumb Industries with an all-new Mystery Hour to discuss all the latest happenings at Dumb, chat with Emmy Martian about being the world leaders of screaming content, and discuss some of our favorite Mystery Hour watches of years past all before watching yet another episode of Bigfoot & Wildboy!
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Transcript: There's not one, there's not two, there's not three, but there's four, and they're great. Ladies and gentlemen, the fantastic, the Muppets. Give them a nice hand. Oh baby, I am a new man, ain't no one stopping me now motivation is the key these specially designed exercises wake kids up to make them take responsibility for their lives So according to your mom, you've been watching this cartoon called Pokemon, and now all you do is run around the city trying to capture these so-called creatures. Is that true, Tommy? I'm not Tommy. I'm Ash. I have to train Pokemon for battle. I gotta catch them all. Look, Ash, what you have to do is learn to differentiate between fantasy and reality. A good way is to remember that fantasy is good, whereas reality, bad. You can't keep me here. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Pikachu, I choose you! Pikachu! Right. Right, too. I'm a Pokemon trainer. That's right. Squirtle, I choose you! You've chosen a water Pokemon. He's no match against my electric Pokemon. Electric? I'll be in my shell. You tell me how it works out, okay? Pikachu, attack! Quit hiding. You're a fighting Pokemon. I trained you to fight. What training? We sat around, drank coffee, and watched women's tennis. You said you were gonna work out on your own. Fine. Butterfree, I choose you. Tweet, tweet. Butterfree, whirlwind attack. I don't want to do the whirlwind attack. It's too girly. I want to do something else. I want to throw a chair at him. Charmander, I choose you. Turn on this fire with your water, Squirtle. Actually, I have a rash, and it hurts when I squirtle. Jesse. James. There you are, Ash. Team Rocket is here to steal your Pokemon. Yeah, well, you can have mine. I'm just gonna use this one for soup anyway. We gotta end this now, Pikachu. Thunder Shock! You're a worthy adversary. We will meet again. You know, providing I survive the series of skin grafts and years of painful physical therapy. and then turn the foot to the outside and work the testicle area, which is on the lateral side of the foot, again midway between the ankle bone and the tip of the heel. I'm alive, alert, awake, enthusiastic. You know, taking a family out to dinner can be a nightmare. One kid wants chicken, one wants burgers, another wants fish. A nightmare. That's why I recommend Burger Queen. They got it all. Chicken, burgers, fish. And you don't have to rob your life savings to pay for it either. Tell you a little secret. The food and prices are so good, you'll keep coming back for more. May I take your order, please? Yeah, another fish. Gee, I never would have guessed. They oughta teach this in school It's not always cool to be cool You try to play it for a fool Like you see a girl who's unique It's a dream, cause she's sweet And she really seems to knock it off your feet You wanna say hey, but you don't Your mom says tell her how you feel, but you won't Cause you're just too cool to tell her truly That your feelings are getting unruly Don't try to school me So she passes you by in the hallway. You're staring at the wall, trying to play while I say, man, you're cool. Really cool, slick, just like ice. But she didn't realize you'd never get this chance twice. So you're busy playing cool, now she's gone. Gone onto another while I sing my funky song. I never pass up a chance. I know the story seems long. But when I know the time is right for me and you, I just flame on. Keep calm, everyone. Don't panic. Flame on! What's happening? We're sinking into the center of Drum kit up. All right. Put it up there. That's it. All right. Stand by for this, sweet. And here are the drumsticks, sooty. That's it. It's all right. I'm bringing them up. There's one. Here's the other one. There we are. Right. Well, give yourself four in on the bass drum. Go on. Off you go. That was amazing! Sweep, what do you ring to Sooty Solo? It was dreadful... It was not dreadful, it was... What on earth is all this banging and crashing about, Matthew? Well, it's Sooty and Sweep. They've got their drum kits. They're going to enter them for the talent show. Anyway, that wasn't really banging and crashing. If you want to know the meaning of banging and crashing, then let me ring a friend of mine. Hang on a minute. It's the drummer, and he will show you exactly what the meaning of the word drummer really is. Hey, that was fantastic. Now, that is what I call drumming. Let me introduce you. This is a friend of mine called Nico McBrain, and Nico drums with a band called Iron Maiden. Hi, Nico. Hello, Matthew. Hello, Nico. This, of course, is Sooty, and that's Sue, and that's Sweep over there. What? Oh, Sweep? Hand wrestling, okay, and you've been doing this for a while. Yeah, about a month or two. So your hands wrestle one another, and you don't know which one's going to win when you do this, right? I put my mind elsewhere, and I let my hands decide who's going to dominate. Wow, all right, well, please, let's see this. This sounds very engaging. Now, does the right often win? Usually it's the left one, because I'm my friend. So the left has an advantage, I guess. Just look. Whether they're young or old, the best kind of friends are people who are friends of God. Your book, Sister Smith. And your brochures. The cane is a sign of weakness. But in that deception alone lies its great strength. The ancient Korean noble class knew the power of the cane, and they developed a series of techniques and exercises with the cane. The cane must become an extension of your mind and body. The cane must become an appendage. My friend Jack lost his leg when he was twenty-four. His crutches have become an appendage. Jack and I hike the trails down here and he's incredibly agile. When somebody enters your space with ill intent, you need to strike. Time and distance are crucial. Are crucial. Are crucial. are crucial the cane an appendage he's incredibly agile his crutches are crucial an appendage his crutches are crucial I want to parachute into a faraway jungle somewhere and tell the cannibals about Jesus. I want to risk my life, end up in a stew pot. Oh, I don't care. Of course I'd convert them all at the last minute. Here's a lovely song about my favorite food. Lima, lentil, soy, and pinto, navy, northern, and garbanzo, kidneys, and frijoles, negros. I love beans. I love beans. Woo, woo, woo. I love beans. How about you? High in fiber, low in fat. I bet you didn't know that. When I eat beans, I say it in my own little cloud. Nobody comes to visit me in my little cloud. I don't know why. Maybe because I'm cutting muffins. Because... I love beans. Hey, hey, hey. I love beans every day. Beans are an excellent source of protein. I love beans. You think I'm ugly I don't care you think I'm dumb I don't care you think I'm scum I don't care bitch I make my money Let's stay on this earth, let the dollar maker work, work People always hatin', but the more they hate, the more I work Everybody say they're lit, but all they do is showin' shit In my street, like they're slaves, bitches always kiss my feet Stay out of my way, you bitch, I can deal with you fake-ass meat They thought that I had stopped, it was over, I had dropped Bitch, I had my plans out here, I'm only just at my start You will have to kill me to make me fuckin' stop I was already dead again, you can't hurt me, only God Make it work, work, work I am scared of death, but I fear your damnest, deadest breath All the drugs in your veins, I am blessed with the smartest brain I remember your laugh when I was at my worst Let me tell you, piece of scum, I'm supported from above Your man in my DMs, while you're talking shit behind my back All the shit you said, made you look like a little bitch flathead Your opinion, bitch, fuck that, what do I think of you? How I love in your face, bitch, if you only knew Ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha Shake that money maker in my face It's a favor, ooh, I love your misbehavior P-p-p-p-p-p-p-party till I die With my chin up high, f-k'em all, f-k'em back T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-twerk Like it's my last day on this earth Let the dollar maker work, work Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shake that money maker in my face It's a favor, ooh, I love your misbehavior P-p-p-p-p-p-p-party till I die Once you've had Invisible, you'll never go back, baby. It's not a helmet, it's a slow cooker. Wouldn't the theremin at least make you turn around? Want to go out for breakfast? Let's not forget he's still nude under there. Don't come near me. If he were a male comedian, she should be worried. I'm warning you, don't come near me. Rock beats scissor. Oh no, he's going to start crafting. hello my baby hello my darling hello my ragtime gal he's tapping out get me some pants coming soon to weird and wonderful wednesday watch alongs everyone knows the story of the bird over the merry antics and experiences of Hoppity, the sentimental grasshopper, his sweetheart honeybee, and all their friends. We got fun, we got freedom, we got joy. Now if there be any Tom, Dick or Harry Who knows the reason why these two should not marry Let him now speak there is suspense action and excitement aplenty as you'll discover when you see the fun-packed fantastic adventures of these tiny lovable creatures it's a package of sheer joy for the entire family see hoppity goes to town the delightful tune-filled cartoon adventure in glorious technicolor All right. What is the first name of the wagon leader? Glennis. Wait, what was that? Glennis? This is the first name that popped into my head. Glenn. Yes, like that. Glennis, yes. Oh, I hit a rock. Glennis drowned? Oh, no. Oh, crap. You killed everybody. Well, how far did you get? That was a pretty good run. Oh, yes! Aw, Glennis. You made it the furthest, Glennis. What would you like on a tombstone? He was a real piece of shit. No changes. When you guys choose the paintings, they always seem to fit. We're coming into some difficult times, I think, and I'd like to think that the guy in office right now just pissed off a whole lot of people. To me, I don't know, it just kind of feels a little bit empowering in a time when I don't feel like I have much control over much of anything at the moment. So I have control over this. I can do this. You know, that's funny you said that, because when I was painting her the first time, I was thinking the same thing. She looked kind of queenly. Majestic, you know? Ooh! Oh, gracious. Jessica Walton. Hubba hubba. I love that he's still in the cape the giant heavy cape take off the ring there it is fine it won't come off okay Nobody expects the Ironside Inquisition. Yeah, watching him walk around and do nothing is so much more interesting than seeing the killings by the monster. Will he walk into another room? Or stay in this room? Oh my god, the suspense is killing me! Aye, aye, aye. I've got his cataracts. Oh, damn. There, it's agrees with me. Oh, now I can't do the Harpo Groucho theater scene. Jimmy Lee Curtis is in there. Well, that was a productive afternoon. This is like a real estate video. My dinner with Andre didn't have this many indoor scenes. Thank you. What up, what up, what up? Hello, everybody. Welcome. Welcome, folks. Tonight's going to be a good show, man. Good evening, Detroit! Whenever I see Matt dancing backstage, I'm like, all right. It means his medication's working tonight, baby, and we're going to have a good one. It's going to be a good one, everyone. uh welcome everyone to the dumb industry's mystery hour it's another thursday and uh you've almost done it you have one more day left in your week uh so we appreciate you letting us be that thing that that gives you that last little nudge to make it through the week yeah no think of us as like a little like a pep talk for you before you before you finish up the week I feel like we're describing ourselves in the way that like soft rock djs do now like it's like it's like we're just here on your drive from after work to prop you up and give you encouragement with some love songs from the seventies yeah I'm delilah coming up fleetwood mac don't stop thinking about a letter dear casey My dog ran away, and when I found it, it had been torn into pieces by coyotes from the woods. Her favorite song was Wildfire by Michael Martin Murphy. Could you please play that for me? Will do. Ponderous. That's my take on Casey Kasem. That's my hot original impression of Casey Kasem. I like it. We are your soft rock DJs for the night. Uh, so, uh, we're just gonna be talking about everything that's been going on in dumb industries, news, uh, stuff that we did in the past week, stuff we got coming up. And I'm excited about tonight. Cause how long we've been doing the show, Matt, like three, two, two and a half years or something. uh something like it was like october I can I can always date this very specifically because it was when I was having my bad time october twenty twenty two is when we started this so yeah so we're twenty twenty three october twenty twenty four so like two years and change yeah uh so tonight we're gonna be voting on uh Mystery Hour favorites because we've been doing the show for a while now and of course at the end of every episode we put it to a vote of what we're going to watch this week we're doing for the very first time Mystery Hour favorites kind of like a greatest hits of Mystery Hour presentations that we've watched yeah some stuff that yeah chris is I mean in our our marketing on social media gave it away too but we're doing baywatch nights is one of the options I believe I found a new episode that we haven't seen yet we're really working our way through the whole series um I really know it's getting to that point it was like I was like we've already watched two or three of these and I'm afraid of picking the same one over again yeah uh yes as oliver puts it our hits will never be the same Oh, Forklift is torn between Vampires and Baywatch Knights. Who says that we're doing Vampires? I know. Where did this info come from? Where are you getting this information from? Do we have leaks from inside our... We might have a leaker. Who leaked? No. We're not doing Vampires, so it doesn't make any sense. We're not doing Vampires. We might be doing Vampires. We're not doing Vampires. We're also not doing Bigfoot Wild Boys. No. Just don't get your hopes up. It ain't happening. We're going to be watching I don't know. I don't know. You just Mitch McConnell'd there. I just totally Mitch McConnell'd. You know when you think that something will just come to you in the moment and then it doesn't? Yes. That's seventy-five percent of my life. It's just moments like that. We're just going to watch a lot of Red Eye with Greg Gutfield. I think those are going to be the other options. When you said Red Eye, I thought you meant the Wes Craven movie that I saw. We could also have that be an option. We'll have a bunch of different things called Red Eye and we'll let people vote on it. Speaking of movies... Matt, I messaged you the other day because they just announced they're re-releasing Star Wars Episode III, Revenge of the Sith. Yes, you want to see this in the theater, and I don't understand why. Well, because, okay, so they're putting this back. It's the twentieth anniversary of Episode III, which... which makes me feel very old feel old yeah for sure I saw online that they had like a line of figures that they were putting out and they're using like the special vintage packaging I was like oh I was around for when that was just what the new packaging was like and it was yeah and now it's a a retro novelty for gen zers who still care about star wars which I don't know that they do but But, you know, I'm excited to go see this in the theater. And Matt, you're going, so don't even, like, I'm getting your ticket. I saw this on opening night as a child when I was, like, thirteen years old. I wasn't a child, but I was with my brother and literally eighteen of his work friends, and we had to save an entire row of seats for all eighteen of his work friends. Could you imagine that opening night? That's a hard task for an opening night of a Star Wars movie to try to save a whole row. Midnight screening, right? yeah it was as you know twenty years ago so before assigned seating uh yeah for you know big reclining seats whatever it was it was a nightmare oh my god and it wasn't a great experience because it was also midnight so it was like I was kind of tired it was like during the week yeah and then um my brother and I we ate weed cookies that we had made earlier in the day and this was like the beginning of like my brother experimenting with like you know making edibles and stuff and he put way too much weed in them oh no and uh so you were just a time bomb waiting that happened it was it was rough And I remember like when the Wookiees show up and they're like doing that. I just remember like that memorable part. Yeah. But I remember just being like, so, you know, I guess I was like twenty one years old and like stoned out of my mind and sitting there in a theater at midnight and. honestly like just kind of feeling like the world was going to end in that theater and just kind of overstimulated sort of and yeah like you ever get so high you get like paranoid and scary I mean it was like it was like that but Well, that's a movie with just, like, a lot going on in it. I don't think I'd want to see that in the theater too, Stone, because, like, that battle at the beginning where there's just so much shit on the screen, it's, like, it's a lot. There's, like, three different battles going. Yeah, then at the end, there's, like, another three or four battles, and all the Jedi are getting wiped out and stuff. It scared me. It took me a while. I had to go see that again just to fully process the movie. To reabsorb it. Yeah. We found before, and I think this is more true as I get older, because we've alluded at before the time that me and you tripped together at your parents' house and we played When we first did it, we tried to watch the Super Mario Brothers movie, but we found out that when you're really wigged out on stuff, what you really want is a nice, grounded film. So we instead watched Office Space, which is a much better choice. Highly recommend Office Space if you're going to do things. A classic. I also love the Mario Brothers movie. It's a good movie. It was just not the right movie for that time. We were in your parents' basement. I started feeling enclosed. I was like, I have to get out of here. Why do I keep disappearing? You were freaking out. Anyway, all that to say, Star Wars Episode III in theaters in May, I think. Sometime in May. That's been our important Star Wars news update. Also, Kathleen Kennedy is leaving Star Wars. Did you see that? I saw that, but then I think they took that back. She ain't going anywhere just quite yet. She's going to retire soon. She's like a bajillion years old. She helped make the Temple of Doom. She's been around for a while. I bet you all the um people hate on kathleen kennedy a lot she's fine she's no worse than no I mean what I find funny is when people criticize her but it's like they list like oh all the good things like in star wars like she had nothing to do with it's like yeah but she was in charge so she did have something to do she was green lighting all these projects that you love yeah dumb dumb anyway Anyway, Star Wars. This is your update in Star Wars news. Before we get going, just want to remind everyone we are on Blue Sky. Follow us there. I'm going to put all of our handles in the chat. Uncle Cracker? Did you just change that, or has that been that the whole time? I did that during the pre-show. Oh, my God. Follow us on Blue Sky and on Discord. Remember Uncle Cracker? I do. I do remember Uncle Cracker. Follow me and everything. He was like a kid rock side person, and then he decided to make music for moms who drove minivans. It was such a weird career pivot he did. Uncle Cracker. Uncle Cracker. I mean, once you're an affiliate of Kid Rock, it's like the sky's the limit. I mean, who else in the Kid Rock, you know, entourage? There was that little guy and there was Uncle Cracker and then there was Kid Rock. And I think the little guy got off the best because... Unfortunately. He went early enough to not see Kid Rock become what he's become. Anyway... I also want to... I mean, he's always been terrible. It's not like it was a heel turn or anything. Well, no, but he was like... I don't know. At least he was bipartisanly awful at one point and... yeah maybe uh yeah maybe maybe you're right um also I want to remind everyone you can uh if you head to dumb industries.com donate and you send a donation of any dollar amount throughout tonight's show matt and I will give you a shout out in the form of one of our patented terrible impressions or you can ask us a question or you can challenge us to do something wacky or challenge us to do uh an impression whatever you want to do um we've already had a couple of these here oh very nice I had an idea if nobody puts anything in the prompts I've been thinking a lot of like eighties you can do it music you know those you know in movies they used to have songs you know where it's like you know like you can go the mile dirt dirt dirt like it's you'll you'll know what I mean but I'll maybe do some of those as some of my guys like kind of like uh like you're the best yeah exactly those types of songs yeah that was an entire genre of song the eighties you can do it song in the end we're gonna win in the end that's from teen wolf Well, you'll see. As people donate, I'll break some of those out, maybe. Probably mostly as Gollum, but maybe as some other things. We'll see. Here's our first one. Okay, here we go. Oh, this is awesome. We got a donation here from Michelle N., Oh, thank you, Michelle. Michelle, who's a longtime supporter of ours. Yes. Thank you so much for hanging with us all this time. For hanging with us live tonight. Michelle says, just happy to have you guys in the chat tonight. Oh, thank you so much, Michelle. We're happy you're here. Yeah. We love having all of you. We definitely notice when we see names over and over, and we see y'all, and there's some weeks where you're like, oh, that person's not there, because it's like we see them so much. And sometimes people disappear for a few weeks, and they come back. Which is not to say that if you have a life outside of this, that stuff happens, and it's cool, because people drop away. No, only us. Take breaks. You're going to get real sick of us if all you watch is... But we do notice when you're not there. We do. Not in like how your pastor would notice that you hadn't been in church for a couple weeks and would say something kind of snide to you the next time you came back. Like, oh, it's been a while. Yeah, like that kind of. That's happened to me a few times. Anyway, what do we got? So, no prompt here. Just go nuts with our shout out for Michelle. Okay, so here is the song Push It To The Limit from Scarface with your name incorporated, Michelle, as best I can. Push it to the limit. Limit. Walk along the razor's edge. Don't look back, just keep your head near it. Michelle, doo-doo. Welcome to the limit. Limit. Past the point of no return. Michelle, you got to keep it burning till you get it. Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo. Uh, thank you. I love it. Thank you so much. Thank you. Appreciate your support. Um, all right, next one here we got from Misty Jamie, Misty Jamie. Thank you. Our huge Canadian supporter who we love so much. Yes. Misty Jamie says no shout out needed. Just appreciate the great content. Oh, thank you so much. Oh, thank you. Misty Jamie. Uh, But you're going to get one anyway. Here is, you know what, I'm going to keep Gollum going. Here is him singing the song St. Elmo's Fire from the song St. Elmo's Fire, trying to incorporate your name into it. I can see a new horizon underneath the reddened sky. I'll be with Misty Jamie. It was Misty Jamie, right? Misty Jamie. Misty Jamie. I'm with Misty Jamie going higher and higher. Gonna be a man in motion. All he needs is powers. Take a look at the future of Misty Jamie. That was great. Thank you. Well done. Sorry, I had to get my cat away from all this stuff. I was freaking out. Chris's detached approval always makes me laugh. You do something weird and you're just like, amazing. I was trying to prevent my cat from ending everything tonight, including my own life. It was scary. Okay, anyway. Thank you, Mr. Jamie. I know you're a big Colombo fan, and I hope you enjoy tonight's show. Just one more thing. I couldn't help but notice, but our countries are not on the best terms right now, and perhaps maybe you can help me solve the crime of the unneeded tariff. All right. That was dumb. I might be needing to crash on your couch soon. Things are going kind of south. Mrs. Colombo and I have decided to join that antifa, and we have become political dissidents, so we may need to... Can I ask you one more thing? Is your couch a pull-out? That's very important in our travel plans, trying to figure out... I love the idea of Columbo going Antifa. Okay, what do we got? We got one more here. Oh, this is a good one. Okay, so this comes from our friend Spiroscythe, who is such a huge supporter of ours. Yes, the meme lord. I've been told to look out for a reference to Glennis in this, so... And a reference to Glenis you shall get here. So every week Spiroscythe does a new meme and we like to describe these as if you watched all of Dumb Industries programs since last Thursday, this is a fever dream you might have. So this is this week's. Oh, I love that Columbo drawing. That's like. I know. It's a cool little... It looks like an Entertainment Weekly caricature. It looks like a caricature artist from Coney Island. Columbo gave him a couple bucks on his break and had that drawn. There I am driving the Y-Wing. Or is that I was trying to figure out, what is that ship? I can see it's you driving it. Is it the Gobots ship, maybe? It could be a Gobots thing. It might be a Gobots ship. Oh, and there's the Glenys. Oh, yeah, you're Emperor Palpatine. That's great. Let's see, we got... Ooh, look, all the bounty hunters made it. That's fun. Those look like the action figures too, like the Kenner ones that I had in the nineties. Yeah. I loved all those other bounty hunters much more than Boba Fett. I thought that they were Bosk. Bosk is the top tier. IG-Eighty-eight. All of them except Dengar, who's a little kind of goofy. Dengar is like, yeah, what's your deal? Dengar is like the Joey Fatone of the Valley Hunters. I had a Dengar action figure. It's one of those action figures you buy and you're like, why do I own this? What else is here? I think that's the Winnebago from Spaceballs in the top. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that is what that is. You are correct. Oh, a pile of french fries. Is the pile of french fries a reference to my McDonald's trouble? Oh, must be. Here lies Glennis. He was a real piece of shit. That's, of course, from Super Dumb Brothers. And we're all standing on what appears to be a Windows XP background for a computer. Oh man, it's great. Thank you so much. That is wonderful. You are a twisted genius and we love you. We don't always understand you, but we love you. You're like David Lynch. What Matt said. Spireside says, how about improv eighties montage theme against, oh, against the meme of the day. Oh crap. All right. Let me put this back up. Oh, okay. You're becoming like the Riddler. You have like, I know we have to backwards. Okay, so I have to think of an inspirational song that goes off of this. Or you could just, you know, do, yeah, your own, you know, whatever you want. I took some Benadryl, Benadryl, and I woke up in the desert and it looked like the background to my computer from two thousand thrill. Columbo was there. Columbo was there. And he was standing by some french fries. And he looked like a real nice guy. But I ran. Chris, I think, has got her something. Got her something lurking in the sky above with a lady from Arrested Development and maybe a thing from GoBots. I don't know. Fantastic. And also the Spaceballs thing, is there? Did we mention Jessica Walters on there? I don't know if we did. We might have. She was so hot in that movie, can I just say? Yeah, she is smoking, yeah. She was great, Doctor Strange. She made the movie. It's just weird when you look at the Arrested Development cast and you're like, which of these people has the most Marvel cred? You wouldn't think her, but... I guess you're right. I mean, who else on that show is... Yeah, I don't think anybody else from that show has wound up in any Marvel stuff. So it's... Weird. And she made it in before anybody else in like, like, Thank you so much, everyone, for your donations. Thank you. We'll be doing that all night. So send your donations in, dumb-industries.com slash donate. We'll do some more at the next break. But right now, we get into this week's Dumb Deal. Dumb Deal. Take it away Johnny All right. This week, every week, we have amazing deals at dumb-industries.com slash deals. This week is no different. This week, you can get fifty percent. That's right. Fifty percent off any original painting by Jackie Naiman Jones. She's got some great ones still in the store. I'm kind of shocked. These usually go pretty, pretty quick. These are very great ones. they're very well priced and they are painted by jackie you know it's uh yes I've always been asked do we like include like a certificate of authenticity or anything with these when we send them or no I mean she personally sure she does them so it's yeah I mean they're coming from her literal address so it's uh she packages and ships them I mean I don't know what other authenticity we need but maybe we should make like a dumb certificate of authenticity just to oh that could be fun yeah like like like the troma diploma I got when I was doing stuff at troma which was just printed off of like a computer from uh wait what about nick fury who was in nick fury that was on arrested development I'm confused did aselhoff show up in arrested development ever John Mills? Who was John Mills in? All right, you guys are freaking me out. Freaking me out. 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Put those back on. okay have to hide my serial killer eyes uh all dumb plus memberships are now free for your first month what's a dumb plus membership you might ask well that's where you get all the uh back catalog of stuff with our membership so marriage appeal show clubhouse plus uh mystery hour plus super club plus jackie naman jones's online art classes you could try all those out access all the content on there and don't pay a dime I was about to say, you get access to the Odds and Ends catalog for subscribing to any one of those, which has all sorts of fun little extra little things. Martian Shadows, Witch and Hours, Matt and Chris, some other things that we're going to be announcing soon. Check it out. As always, we are doing our weekly Mad Sale. We have a download that we put on sale every week. We have realized that we have exactly fifty two or fifty three of them now, so we can just start from the beginning and do one up every week. And so by the end of the year, we will have gone through the entire series. So it's a fun way to chart how this year is going instead of just the decline of, you know, government and civilization around us. Just chart it by how you're going through the MADS catalog like this. Uh, but so this week, uh, we have made it all the way to Phantom from Space. So if you would, uh, like to purchase Phantom from Space for six dollars around the cost of one of my, uh, drama-filled trips to McDonald's costs, uh, it's, uh, that's going to be on sale through Sunday with promo code Invisinude. I-N-V-I-S-I-N-U-D-E, I believe. Yes, Phantom of Space. That was Bill Corbett's first time on the show. He did the Q&A that evening. Great show. Yeah, it's the invisible guy who has a big, like the sea captain from Scooby-Doo. He's got that helmet on. Yep. And, yeah, so it's, and we'll be, you know, we'll bring it up again later, I'm sure, but it's also tomorrow's Full Man's Friday film, so if you would like a preview of it before committing to a purchase, feel free to check it out tomorrow on Twitch at nine p.m. yeah but also but also we're gonna do one now get a free download you can enter hashtag invisinude in the live chat right now um and uh you'll be in the running for a free download um yes all right give you guys a minute to give you a second to oh by the way I don't know if she's watching or not but it's mary jo peele's birthday yes happy birthday mary jo Happy birthday, Mary Jo. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. I texted her this morning. I said, happy birthday. She didn't respond. No, she did, actually. We're happy that you have let us spend another year doing stuff with you, Mary Jo. You rock. We're coming up on four years of doing the Mary Jo Peele show. That's crazy. That's wild. It's bananas. Remember when we started doing these streaming things, it was like, all right, we'll just stream for a little bit until things go back to normal. And then it just never really went back to normal. And then just my life was altered. Like, there's a sliding doors version of me where the pandemic didn't happen and I just have a completely different life, basically. Jackie B asked, did I get her pancakes again? Yeah, I got her an IHOP gift card last year, I think. Maybe the year before. This year I got her a Menards gift card. Ooh, slick. She said she was having lunch with her dad when she read it and they were both, they thought that it was very funny. so oh that's sweet I'm glad I'm glad mayor peel got to spend the day with her important um okay let's see who's all right let's see who did it who did the thing who did the thing which of you door mouse won the thing do do congratulations I think it's door moose I was at door moves. I've been saying door mouse. I always forget because then you always say that. And then I'm like, wait, am I wrong? Are you wrong? I think it's just like, it's like, I just, it's like an, an Ikea kind of spelling. It's, you know, it's, uh, there's something very European about it. I think it's, uh, I I'm going with mouse. That's my, until I corrected otherwise by the. Oh, let me saying we're both right. But I think door moves will give us the correct answer. It's just like one of those words like Caribbean or Caribbean where either one can be correct. Yeah, I guess so. Tomato, tomato. Who the hell says tomato? Well, I was about to say, and nobody says, you know, people say you can say the Caribbean or Caribbean, but no one says Pirates of the Caribbean. That sounds weird, I think. No one says Pirates of the Caribbean? Yeah, I always say Pirates of the Caribbean. I think most people do. Yeah, because that's how you hear it when you go to Disney as a kid. It's like Pirates from the Caribbean. Yeah, but Pirates of the Caribbean is also... right but no one says outside of Pirates of the Caribbean no one says the word Caribbean as Caribbean no one yeah not many or are you a caramel caramel person like where do you fall on that side of the debate I'm not a big fan of caramel so I guess it doesn't affect your life a lot caramel caramel you were such a soft man you don't even have a hard opinion on the word caramel I guess I'm taking I say as I'm picking a word as I'm yelling at you about I'm like I am on side caramel I've decided caramel does make the most sense but I do say caramel at times still so Well, either way, Dormoose, shoot me an email. Anyway, long-winded way to go, Dormouse. Yes, chrisatdumb-industries.com. I will get that download sent right out to you. I like Oliver O'Leary's Uma Oprah reference. Oh, yeah. Uma? Oprah, Oprah, Oprah, Oprah. All right. All right. Oh, we got it. We had a busy week. Yeah, we got it. We got to move it on through. Let's get into this. Okay. All righty, baby. Oh, first. Yeah. Okay. Friday, February twenty first. We had a very special Friday edition of movie tonight. And we watched Doctor Strange, the aforementioned Doctor Strange, the nineteen seventy eight made for TV movie, which was clearly clearly a pilot for potential Doctor Strange TV series. Yeah, like really what would they have done every week with that show? Yeah, you can only have so many psychotropic adventures like that on the nineteen seventies budget. This is the era of that seventy Spider-Man show where they couldn't even give him real villains or really. Yeah. And I'm pretty sure that was like a high budget show. Like, I think those effects were like pretty groundbreaking for TV in nineteen seventy eight. Yeah. I don't know what they were planning through, like a whole kaleidoscope thing. And, you know, there's like big demons that Jessica Walters talks to with like floppy puppet mouths that I thought were great. lots of very ornate costuming uh yeah um I don't know but it's a it was a very slow movie uh it's pretty slow I had a lot of minutes out of it I don't think it really affected anything or you also sped up some stuff which I think we're gonna start doing more of because the speeding up is like it's funny in its own way but then it's also like oh thank god like get through this a little quicker Yeah, I debated speeding up some of the scenes where he was traveling in the other dimensions, and I was just like, eh, these are kind of fun. I'm just going to leave these parts be. But all the scenes where Jessica Walters is just stalking someone for five and a half minutes and just... Oh, look at this. Rocket Dave hated the speeding up. Oh. Well, we will consider that. Well, in that case, we'll just not do it then. We have one person opposed, so we're going to be like we're in the Senate where it's like, unless all of us agree. Yeah. Yeah. That's my hot take on politics. We're going to think about it. We're going to think about not speeding up. All right, I thought about it. I like just speeding things up. I don't know. There were a couple scenes where I sped them up at first, and then I was like, you know what? How much is this really adding? And I just took them out, and it didn't seem to affect much because we may have to do a little trimming because this next movie we're doing, which we're doing, what's it called again? The Leonard Nimoy Baffled. Oh, baffled. Yes. That's a little bit of a longer one, so I might have to do a little trim in there. Treadwell J is anti-speeding, but also anti-editing. But I'll still show up. I'm very pro-editing. Maybe that's just the producer in me. Matt, you know this from producing New York City comedy shows. There's nothing worse than sitting... cat just tried to jump up and failed miserably um like a stand-up comedy show that goes on for like two hours is like the most grueling thing oh yeah and even like concerts when they go on too long unless you're like you know springsteen or something once you get to about like yeah that two hour mark you're just like I'm good yeah it's like I don't know I don't like overstaying my welcome and that applies to um the movies we do yeah well that being said I only did yeah like take out I guess it depends on the movie because a lot of these seventies movies are just full of filler too so there are things where even if it's not a length issue it's just you're just following someone around the hallway for forever there's just not a lot to comment on and it doesn't add anything But it all depends on the movie. Doctor Strange was a little bit tougher to trim down than, say, like, Pray for the Wildcats, where I think if I just sped up a lot of those scenes where they're just driving across the desert for, you know, twenty minutes, that would have been fine. So it depends on the film. Anyway, yeah, so check that out. That is on the Mary Jo Peel Show Clubhouse or in the Mary Jo Peel Show Clubhouse? What is the correct nomenclature? In the Mary Jo Peel Show Clubhouse. Okay, in the Mary Jo Peel Show Clubhouse. So check that out, dumb-industries.com forward slash clubhouse. Yes. Uh, yeah. And then, so that happened on Friday and then Saturday, uh, February, for those of you keeping up at home, uh, we did the next Jackie Naiman Jones, uh, hands of paint. We did. This was the green slime. Everybody had lots of great interpretations. We did the green slime. We had a blast doing this. The green slime has a great theme song, by the way. We played it for a little bit. Let me just show you guys some paintings from students. Let's see. This one's Slime Freak Out by Charlie Greenwell. That one rocks. I know. I know. They look like they're dancing, but they also like when you first glance at that circle in the at the front, it looks like it's like, you know, like a pentagram or something like maybe doing some kind of ritual in front of it, which would also be cool. Good job. Let's see. This green slime monster by Love Bee Jones. I love that. nice this is oh I know who made that one by inga wogelmuth which is also one of uh this year's diy valentine's day cards you can get in the dumb industry store uh let's just do oh this one I love so much by claudia burton it's um michigan j slime that rocks funny Uh, this is my green slime Kaiju by shade. So, uh, this one, this is the blue slime by Travis Reese. That's kind of neat looking. It almost looks like a Rorschach test almost or something. Yeah, totally. All of these are on the website in the student gallery. So please, everyone, go take a look. See who did what. And join us for the next class. Like I said, all memberships are free for the first thirty days. So get on that. Join us. It's so much fun. Do it. So that was Saturday. That was Saturday. Fast forward to Monday. we had super dumb brothers, our weekly retro gaming live stream. And we're starting to returned. Yeah. We're starting Matt returned from the dead. You missed the previous week. I was clinically dead until I was resurrected through a cult ritual, much like the one in that green slime painting I was alluding to, where a bunch of people danced around me. And I was resurrected, but not before I had to travel the river Styx and solve many riddles. You know, it's a long story. Let's just keep talking about this. I don't think people are interested in my hell journey. Yeah. We've been playing games over multiple weeks lately, which I really like because it gives us a little more time to hang out in the game itself. Yeah, to get into stuff. Though I found in playing... Well, first of all, we played Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword more, but I found that in trying to play these kinds of games where you have to think too much and then you're also trying to talk to the chat like I was having a stroke trying to do everything at once and I did not get... Oh, we could tell. Quite as far as I would have liked in the game. No, but that's fun because everyone was like... We're all just hanging out, so even if we're not even watching you play the game, Matt, it's still fun. Because my quest, for those of you who tuned in, I was at the beginning of Skyward Sword, and I'm at the part where you have to find these things. They look like little testicles with faces on them, basically, but you have to locate so many of them around the map, so it's like this... trying to focus on like have I been over here yet or what to do over here and then I'm trying to talk to people and do shout outs and it made my brain explode a little bit so I'm oh my god Matt we've been raided what who raid who raid oh game up level up raided with a party of one oh well thank you for coming yeah we'll take it thanks for raiding us I think they just asked a question too hold on let me see um um but anyway yeah that's skyward sword that's not related to us um well hey raider thanks for joining us skyward sword is uh part one of our skyward sword playthrough is now on demand in the super club and uh and I will be back next week playing through a wee bit more of that I may try to to find all the little testicle things in my spare time so we can just move on to the next part of the quest but uh But yeah, it was interesting trying to play something a little bit more involved than, you know, we're trying it out anyway. So that was Monday, Tuesday, February twenty fifth, twenty twenty five. For those you keeping up, it was the next Mary Jo Peel show. We didn't ask us anything. Oh, my God. We we didn't ask. Ask us anything. I got to explain my McDonald's story to Mary Jo, which I never thought I would do. We were not planning on that at all. Someone wanted to know, I guess. Someone wanted to know which McDonald's was your local McDonald's, probably because they heard. I think it was in the news for some other reason, but I was able to jump on and say, no, that is not the McDonald's where that happened. And then we explained to Mary Jo why people were asking which McDonald's you go to. Yeah, and I had to briefly explain it again, and I've already explained that story nine hundred times. I feel like I'm doing it now. And well, that was the thing was like I was trying to save you from having to explain it all again. So, yeah, but you were missing certain details. No, I wasn't. No, I hit all the I hit all the points that were necessary, mainly that you were picking your feet in McDonald's. You know that's bullshit. You son of a bitch. That episode is now available on demand. We also did polls for the upcoming March livestream. We established Baffled will be our next movie, Joe. Which I've never heard of before. It's Leonard Nimoy's I think it's just a TV movie, but it looks like they were trying to make that. He plays a race car driver, as we could tell from the whole trailer, who maybe has psychic powers. I don't know. It's going to be fun. I still need to respond to someone who messaged me saying they might have a good HD copy available that I can source from. oh nice and crispity clear perhaps unlike you know you know like the very clear doctor strange that y'all watch this month just a muddy black for most of it I mean I think there is like a blu-ray copy of doctor strange but it's like yeah put it out I didn't want to I didn't want to no I you know I got the one I get the one off internet archive whenever possible I feel like that's usually pretty safe so I'm a fan of that um and then also next month's episode is going to be uh wait what did we decide on for the mary joe peel show next month oh we're doing another game show episode so we don't know which uh game we're gonna play yet but we'll let you guys know really soon we haven't done one of those in a while and uh that's gonna be fun I think you should do that game show where you hook each other up to lie detectors and then ask each other questions like we were gonna do on our game show night the oh that's a good idea do we know do you know anybody with a lie detector like or do you have to like hire is there an app can we just get a lie detector app and see if that works but how would that work I don't know it's uh like you want to get tracks your pulse or something I don't know well but half the half the enjoyment of doing that you hook them up to the thing and it's like drawing the little lines and there's like you know like a man who looks like a keebler elf off to the side looking at it like shaking his head but an app can do that what if you it was just like a watch app yeah but you're but you're missing the visual element of uh you still have the thing on the app going like crazy when you're lying you know I suppose I mean it's no meet the parents scene is ralph from the mori show in the chat tonight who's ralph from the mori show I love the Maury Povich. It's funny that you bring up the Maury. Oh, Ralph. OK, he's the lie detector expert on. Oh, that's what it is. OK, I didn't know that. I was actually that's so funny. You're talking about Maury, though, because I keep debating using one of these in one of our pre shows. But then I just can't decide or not, because it's a do you remember the brief period when Maury would bring on people who had specific phobias? yes like and they would be on and they would be on there just like deathly afraid of something irrational like yeah but this one lady I think she was uh she like had a thing against like cotton balls they literally brought had a guy walk out who had like a suit covered in cotton balls like had her and like chased her around the stage there was one woman who was like afraid of cats and she's just sitting on a stage and they just this guy brings a cat out and I just the look on her face is like tattooed on my brain because she was just like like ran off stage because yeah if I if I ever include those it's clearly it's very sad listening these people because they all have pretty legitimate reasons why they're freaked out by stuff but then it's just so funny that mori at first just like he's treating them very nicely and he just goes like bring out the olives and then a person brings out a giant thing of olives and rocket dave never watched mori what were you never home sick as a kid my god that was like I would fake sick just to watch mori like I've never been unemployed during the early um uh yeah it's fucked up anyway uh last night yeah uh was another we're wonderful wednesday watch along with miss emmy martian And here with an update on all the shenanigans that went down last night is Emmy Marshall. yeah hello did you get a haircut I did get a haircut nice I got glowed up yeah yeah love it um howdy everybody good to see you um hey hey hey oh my goodness I've got notes but first and foremost you know that the uh creator of the lie detector uh uh or the creators of the lie detectors uh william morton morstan and uh his wife also also the creator of wonder woman yeah That's a real thing. That's a real thing. And it makes sense. That's why she's got the lasso of truth and all that. That is mind-blowing. How did I never know that? It's a weird thing. And yeah, she would have gotten more credit on actually Wonder Woman had they like... you know she went to oxford but it was you couldn't get a degree back then because you were a woman kind of thing so yeah she was she was involved in all that so uh she's the one who put all the valuable things into wonder woman and then like william marston was like the I want my lie detector to kind of be her lasso and also I want to put all my sexual fetishes into this comic as much as possible pretty much a lot of weird psychology a lot of bondage going on in those early wonder woman's Right, right. Lie detectors. Yeah, lie detectors. Last night, speaking of lie detectors, speaking of lassos, we watched a spaghetti western last night. Don't you see what I did there? Um... Il Grande Silenzio, The Great Silence by Sergio Corbucci. And it is a beautiful, dark, bleak film set in the snowy hills of Utah in a very real blizzard of eighteen ninety nine. If you look up the blizzard of eighteen ninety nine, like I think Utah got down to negative fifty. um it's like the lord it's it's like the like coldest year in history in recorded history and so it's set during that uh blizzard and that uh And yeah, it was a lot of fun. Has Klaus Kinski and a lot of other, as a very, very evil villain and some strange unconventional leads that kind of take tropes and put them on there. One of the things about that I didn't get to talk about last night is that, you know, most of the time, Western heroes, it's always about their prowess and how they can draw fast and all that. This guy, like... it's just about his gun is mechanical and it's just really like it's just a very good gun like like it it subverts tropes like that he's faster on the draw just because he has a really good and accurate gun um but he shoots some potatoes with it and uh and I won't say it was a lot of fun necessarily but it was a really great movie That is amazing. Lots of other cowboy themed stuff there. You know, I do a whole pre-show and a whole cartoon fun house afterwards. And there was lots of, uh, lots of homes on the strange content to it involved. Yeah, as always. You always do such an awesome... You package a whole evening. You know, kind of make the whole thing. And I just saw you've already picked your movie for next week. Yes, indeed. There was a trailer for that. Now the trailer for that, Hoppity Goes to Town, the trailer is... It's tough to find a trailer that's not in crap condition. So that's the only trailer. But the movie itself that I have a copy of is, of course, beautiful high definition color. This is one of those cartoons where everybody's kind of bouncing all the time. no no this is uh this is like the highest quality animation like like had they they should have beaten out disney basically they they came up with like a style of three d animation that's not multi-layered cells which is what disney was doing um it's more like a sort of type of rotoscope type effect right that's what they did on the superman yeah yeah exactly so yeah it's it's this is their only their second and only uh other feature presentation outside of uh gulliver's travels so oh yeah but uh it's a it's it's kind of this film got buried for years and years and I figured after such a bleak movie last night we needed some we needed a night of animation and fun so to next week it'll be There'll be cartoons galore, both before and after. It's just going to be a whole big night of animated fun and Fletcher goodness and stuff. I love it. Everyone, get on Emmy's membership. It's totally free to join. You'll get email reminders. And coming soon, you'll start to get some previews of upcoming movies and stuff. Right. Totally free. Head to dumb-industries.com slash weird. You can also kick in two dollars a month or five dollars a month. All that goes to Emmy to keep the show going. Thank you, Chris. You're so good at that. You know, I also have some other notes here. Just briefly, I have to say this. Julia Louise Dreyfus is Valentina Allegra de Fontaine in the Marvel Universe. Judy Greer is also in the Ant-Man movies, if I'm not mistaken. She's in Arrested Development. Oh. Oh, yeah. Wait, who was the other one you said? Julia Louise Dreyfuss. Oh, right, Julia Louise Dreyfuss. I didn't remember she was on Arrested Development. She's the Baroness or something, basically. She's like the Hydra Baroness or something. I forget. she's like new nick fury for oh right yeah I will say uh you know carl weathers there is a deadpool in deadpool uh or deadpool and cable I think by nicea there's a character named carl weathers that I think is based on the actor carl weathers that's cool uh emmy do you have a minute to stick around for our intermission video do you have a minute for me to stick around for I just thought I'd try something. If you got yourself into that riff, you're going to have to get yourself out. That's exactly what I was aiming for. You dig your hole, you wind up down there. So tonight's video, we're doing old favorites, and I thought I would bring up an old favorite topic that I like to show videos of occasionally. People who are in love with slash have sex with inanimate objects... We've previously talked about a man who was in love with his car, he named it Chase, and he was kissing it and stuff, and then a lady who married the Eiffel Tower. So this is a man who loves balloons in a sexual way. Thank you, TLC. But that wasn't, like, a sexual love. She was just, like, obsessed with it. Wait, are you... Are you sure you haven't seen this, or did I just... It does seem familiar, right? Oh, have I already showed this one? There's also one with a guy who's in love with a pool float. my first reaction was wow maybe all these people are just the same person I think they're kind of just these are running together in my brain over five decades it started when after four years attraction to the shapes and colors people are saying they've we've seen this okay with over fifty thousand balloons and can't sleep yeah now I remember There's also another guy who's in love with a pool float, and that's maybe what I was getting mixed up with. Is it one of those long, skinny tube floats? I think I got a better one. We've watched this one before. It fits the theme of Mystery Hour Favorites a bit more. All right. yes we are the world leaders I said this before I love this guy's art like I think sort of but I feel like I'm probably differentiating his different screams I can't tell the difference between your pain and your joy Some of them sound like when Charlie Brown gets upset. He could be, you know, he just stubbed his toe or he's having sex or something. That first one with the stub, see, that's a I've seen something. That's a disgusting... I would love to have a piece of art by this guy just knowing that every inch of it was screamed at. No, for real. He's mixing his spittle in with the paint. He probably had to close up shop during COVID. I was going to say, he probably gave someone COVID. Now he sounds like he's going to evacuate his mouth. oh god lord help me I can't do another painting they're getting kind of sexual a little bit sometimes sometimes they're angrier and sometimes just like I mean aren't they all sexual I'm gonna skip forward a little bit because it's literally seven minutes but look at that painting it's not like yeah it's not bad It kind of looks like a baby bop from Barney on the far right, like a little bit, like with the head. It's hard for me to describe through this, but... I like that the lower register of his voice has grown tired, so now he's leaning on the upper register. He started off down here, and then he's like, nah, I can't do that anymore. He's not really exploring, yeah, like, the basement of his voice. There's no, like, guttural, like, kind of screams. I think that's gone. I think that he's shredded that to YouTube after that. There's a thirty-one minute version on YouTube. Oh, good lord. Awesome. Maybe that could be something we could offer for Jackie's paintings when she ships them. If you want to specify in your shipping instructions that you want her to scream at your painting before she ships it, maybe we could get her to do that. Maybe that should just be a part of the Jackie name in general, where we all just take a moment out of the class to just sort of... Yeah. Kind of like Pee Wee's Playhouse, you know? When somebody says the magic word. you scream it out loud we'll just scream it out loud because we will because we're good enough and we're smart enough gosh darn it people like us shout shout let it all out these are the things I can do without um emmy I also want to say before you uh before you take off you have a new episode oh yeah oh marsh and shadows right we have a new episode coming up on tuesday is it is this tuesday yeah yes yeah all right yeah sure February, it does that. It's a short month. It's literally like there's a tenth less, which means that we should all be paying a tenth less rent for the month of February because there's literally exactly three days missing That's the tenth of a month. We should get ten percent off for February. February, you should pay less in rent. I agree. It's not like I get to work the same amount of hours. This is my... Exactly. You should get paid for... two extra days in February, and you should get a rent reduction for at least two days. Yeah, it should be both. It should be three days for the rent reduction. We are the corruption that they're trying to weed out, okay? and we should be we should be throw a wrench in the works everybody no but everybody also just come around later I've got some tv at ten later we're still watching emma and stuff and I'll have some other stuff next week but um but also on sunday you know we do a chat in the discord on sunday nights where we people get together and chat sometimes but I think this sunday we might end up uh indulging in some oscars there yeah so the oscars are this sunday right we're not doing um an official watch party but yeah if you are yeah I don't know who else is I mean I don't think anyone else is gonna I'm gonna be there but everybody everybody who wants to is welcome to just a reminder yeah like big events like that head to the discord server I'm sure there's always going to be people there's stuff going on yeah yeah and we love having everyone there so fun times anybody got any favorites that they're open when stuff or I haven't seen like anything I mean you know the substance I saw the substance flow flow will probably win for animated movie and it probably deserves to which is cool But the best movies of last year were Love, Lies, Bleeding and Bird and The Thicket. I haven't seen any of those. You haven't seen Love, Lies, Bleeding with K-Stew? No. Oh, dude, you got to see Love, Lies, Bleeding. That's a peak A-Pony for a film. Oh, okay. I'll check it out. Yeah, Conan's hosting. I love Conan O'Brien. Yeah, it is a decent... Exactly. We've got Conan hosting, so it won't be like... It won't be terrible. I don't want to shoot myself in the face. It won't be like when they wheel out Jimmy... Or what's his name? Jimmy Kimmel now? And he hosts and it's the most mediocre host of all time. It's almost worse than a bad host when they're just like that middle of the road and you're like... No, he's just a bad host. Yeah, he sucks. He's like the one step above the Joe Rogans, you know? Yeah, I agree. We still got so much to get to, so we're going to kick you out. Yeah, I'm going to get out of here. I love y'all. Take care. I'll see you later, and have fun. Watch some Bigfoot and Wildboy for me. Who says we're watching Bigfoot and Wildboy? I'm just saying I love Bigfoot and Wildboy. I know y'all love some Baywatch nights, too. I really do. I do, but I love Bigfoot and Wildboy. You people are going to be real disappointed when you get to the end, and the only thing I have are three different Ken Burns documentaries for you to pick from. We're going to sit here and watch jazz together for the next four hours. It's the three-episode finale of Vampires. It's the big epic conclusion. Big epic. All right, Emmy. We'll talk real soon. Ciao. And me, everybody. And me, Martian, everyone. Let's get right into it. Let's get into what's coming soon. oh yeah we didn't have uh... we didn't have any shout out to the ball to me or anything during all that and now we're all kind of a political just double check in there because I know sometimes that happens uh... okay so coming soon to dumb uh... coming in in most recent news my track pad is just died so watch me smelt we try to plug it in very quickly uh... but yeah coming soon we've got uh... it's the next marriage appeal show clubhouse chit chat and tidbits Yeah. So if you would like to come hang out with Chris and Mary Jo and just chat. Yeah, we go live completely unprepared, unrehearsed. We have some questions that we didn't get to during the Ask Us Anything episode that we're going to answer. And you can only access that in the Mary Jo Peel Show Clubhouse. It's open to all Clubhouse members. And the Marriage Appeal Show Clubhouse is also free for your first thirty days. So chill with us. Super chill. Super good times. And then we already mentioned this Tuesday, we got an all new episode of Martian Shadows that will debut on Twitch. That's episode twelve of Martian Shadows. And Martian Shadows is Emmy Martian riffing on old episodes of Dark Shadows. The most action-packed television show you'll ever see in your life. I'm sure in this one, someone will like look at a doorframe or be near a painting or something. But no, it's a lot of fun. She does a good job making fun of it and that kind of stuff. It's awesome. It rocks. And those go on demand in the Dumb Odds and Ends library. So if you're in any Dumb Plus membership, you can also access all of those on demand. yeah very cool uh so so yeah so that's happening on tuesday and then uh saturday march eighth it's the next jackie naman jones paint party that's right and I actually I think I know the poll is up for what we're painting I don't know if we've actually announced what we're painting yet but if you're a student head to the blog and place your votes for the next painting because students get to vote on uh what jackie shows us how to paint each month Yeah, and please feel free to share the word about this one in particular around, because like we say, you know, House of Paint, Jesus Christ, Hands of Paint, that's the one that's more B-movie themed and stuff, and this one, you know, it's more, it's a more kind of general vibe, so yeah, so if you just have anyone in your life who you think might enjoy, you know, painting with someone live, but, you know, still having their own space and autonomy and hanging out with a cool group of people, I do a fun little pre-show for those. Yeah, your pre-show's... Those are great, by the way. Everyone loves those. Someone said in the chat last time, it's what happens when I use my powers for good. I like that analogy. It's just stuff that I find neat and people who I find personally inspirational and just neat little stuff. You find some really cool, interesting things. All those things happen. Feel free to invite folks. Invite people. I say this all the time, but even if you feel like you don't have an artistic bone in your body I still urge you sign up for the free trial come to a class and just hang out with us because it's just uh it's just the chillest hang I do not have any artistic skills either and even I've done a few of these now and uh yeah or put them on and hang out with a friend just keep you know both paint together whatever like that's the jen and I do that during the class it's it's the best. So it rocks. And we, and we might be, uh, working on new stuff with Jackie right now too. So keep your ears peeled for some, some interesting developments happening there, uh, that are all good in the works. Got so many little, so many little pokers in the fire. So many different little, there's like a, it's like a campfire and we got on one poker, we got a marshmallow and another like a wiener and then another like a sausage patty and then like a severed hand on one, all these pokers in the fire. Uh, yeah so and uh we have a lot of things coming up in march you can head to dom-industries.com you can subscribe to our google calendar get on our newsletter we always have announcements and giveaways in there um and thank you guys for uh hanging out with us I think yeah are we already at that time I think we're already we're all caught up we uh we've gone through all of our business for the night so uh it is now time for the feature presentation All right, so tonight I have compiled four different Matt Walsh movies that we'll get to pick from to... Wait, seriously? No, it's a Matt Walsh movie, then a Kirk Cameron one, and then the Kenneth Copeland film, and... Wait, Matt Walsh is the weird right-wing guy. Yeah, he's the one who's trying to be right-wing Borat. He made this horrible movie called Am I Racist, where he tried to dress up as a leftist and sneak in places, and everybody's like, what? Yeah. Uh, our actual options, uh, so I have found, uh, basically all of you guessed everything. So we got a new Baywatch Nights to pick from, where hopefully I didn't have a Dimension episode, like, during our intermission video, and pick an old one. And, uh, I don't think I, I don't think I did. I think this is a new one. It's also from the second season of Baywatch Nights, because for those of you that don't know, they tried to make a spin-off of Baywatch where... He's a private detective at night in addition to being a lifeguard during the day. Then in between season one and two, David Hasselhoff saw the X-Files, so now it's like Baywatch adventures with paranormal bullshit. He's still got the day job at the beach, too. But what was weird is it was supposed to be that he was a lifeguard during the day and he did this at night, but then a lot of Baywatch nights also takes place during the day, so I don't understand how he... When are you lifeguarding, Mitch? Baywatch Nights, so that is an option. It's probably our longest option, too, so that's something to consider. Next up, we have an episode of Supermarket Sweep. I have located off Internet Archive a Nineteen Ninety-Four episode of Supermarket Sweep, a game show that we enjoy watching, mainly because the host seems like he's so full of contempt and hatred for everyone around him. He's barely keeping it held in. a man named dave ruprecht who's amazing and I just love watching you know you know like uh simple people from the nineties compete for an easily obtainable amount of money it's uh he's also yeah he's just like a a host that you don't really see anymore he's like he is like he's kind of a dick and it's not even like he's playing up like a persona like no he's actually kind of a dick Yeah, he doesn't have that quality that Alex Trebek has, you know, when Alex Trebek listens to people's stupid stories on Jeopardy, you know, he has that way where he can seem like, you know, like, oh, like he really engages with them. You really believe that he gives a shit, even though he doesn't, you know. Hey, Nemesur Kobith says it was called Baywatch Nights because at the start of the show he was operating out of a club called Nights. But the marketing for it was all like, you know, even the theme song for the show was like, after the sun goes down, and like the sun goes down, and they're all the lifeguards outside, and then like once it's night, it's David Hasselhoff in his like Don Johnson suit entering a club. That's the season one opening. The season two opening has a lot of taxidermy dog heads, and it's like, ah! But Maybe you'll get to see that. Anyway, supermarket sweep. I need to be on Adderall real bad. People are saying the poll's not working. Oh, ruh-roh. Well, keep going over the options. Yeah, I'll keep going through the options. Next up, we have an episode of Bigfoot and Wildboy. I've selected a... Ooh, interesting. An episode of Bigfoot and Wildboy for us to watch. We've watched this a couple times. Again, I'm pretty sure I found a new one. But regardless of what episode it is, I'm pretty sure we can look forward to seeing Bigfoot jumping in slow motion. wild boy jumping in slow motion and a giant paper mache boulder getting thrown at someone in slow motion which are all the people saying the votes are they're going in okay okay okay cool last one then here we go Okay, whatever. And then next I have another episode of Vampires. If you are true sadists, we've watched this twice and it's been a nightmare both times. But people seem intrigued by the premise of people who merge with cars to become like Transformers who have to feed off of other cars in the way a vampire does. in order to keep existing, and all of that convoluted backstory is because they thought of the name vampires first and worked backwards. And John Entwistle from The Who, basically. John Entwistle did the music for it. He did all the music for it. And then lastly, we have our wild card. Last week, we were doing a cartoon series based off of nineties movies, such as like Mid and Black, Jumanji. And what came in second place was Godzilla the Animated Series. So you can watch an episode of the... ...the movie-inspired Godzilla cartoon... ...which starred Matthew Broderick... ...and it uses that model of Godzilla. But he does fight other kaiju in that one... ...so it's a little closer to... ...Godzilla-ness than the movie is. The movie just wants to be Jurassic Park real bad, but... straw poll appears to be down right now I think that's what's going on oh uh-oh uh because I just duplicated the poll and did a test vote and it's doing the validating thing spinning huh and then results still is didn't register my my vote so oh yeah what should we do oh uh everybody just throw uh oh some master torgo says oh people are saying it works now okay uh boba fettuccine says they saw that supermarket sweep was winning oh oh okay all right now it works try again it's working now it's working now wait now I'm seeing results all right all right we got it we got this baby we were almost gonna have to act like we don't rig this and um hey oh oh wow hey when you guys uh while you guys get your votes in we just got a couple more donations here let's do this oh let's do those real fast okay this is great this one comes from patrick m patrick thank you in the amount of four dollars and twenty cents I might add metal love it um patrick says how about henry kissinger singing whole lot of love I think I can do that let's get the lyrics up can I be the I'll be your backing so yeah You need cooling, baby. I'm not cooling. I'm gonna send you back to schooling. A way down inside. Honey, you need it. I'm gonna give you my love. I'm gonna give you my love. That was fun. That was fun. Good job. Nice collab. That was a I know, I like those. What did we do, War Pigs? We did War Pigs in a similar manner, yeah. All right. Thank you so much, Patrick. Next one here comes from Jackie Barton. Oh, my God. Jackie, thank you. Thank you so much, Jackie. You're so sweet. I think Jackie and Matt just got back from Disney World or Land, one of the two. And her Etsy shop, I believe, is... back up and running she'll probably correct me in the chat if that's not true but uh she's got some really cool custom-made dumb industries merch that you can only get there including uh dumb industries popcorn bins there's earrings there's there's glasses aren't there glasses yeah it's very cool check out everything over there a lot of neat stuff I would love to go back to disney world that sounds it's it's nowhere near what it was when I went as a kid but it's uh yeah I would love to go back um ride the tower terror nine hundred times that is a great ride Jackie has a question here for us. Where can I find the Beauty and the Beast episode Emmy did? I think that was last week's or maybe two weeks ago. We don't archive the Weird and Wonderful Wednesday watch-alongs just for copyright reasons, but Emmy and I have talked about before just archiving just her intros and outros and stuff and then... having those all available for members so if amy's got the recording of that I mean we can we can see what we can do about getting that up on the website yeah honestly if you just like uh went on discord and asked her she would probably just send it to you if you're curious enough uh get on our discord our discord's a good place uh yeah uh oh but uh but yes that is to watch too um thanks so much jackie and yeah thanks for that uh thank you oh so is it so yeah so that was the question that went along with that okay okay um all right what do you think should we let's see what's winning this baby all right now people have verified that results are showing so let's see Alright! Bigfoot and Wildboy, you got your wish, Chris. You're gonna get to see more paper mache rocks get thrown around. Bigfoot, Wildboy, Bigfoot, Wildboy. I really hope I haven't fucked up in shows. I think it's... It's hard to tell. They are all basically the same show over and over to an extent. Alright, here we go. And now, Bigfoot and Wildboy aired in like... The late seventies? Mid to late seventies? Oh, you're back, but you're glitchy. Yeah, hold on. I look like I'm on one of them AOL chat rooms with you. I gotta unplug my camera. Not a problem. I can't believe I chose a video we've already watched before. I knew this would happen to me at some point, because this all just kind of blurs together in my brain, but... Wow, it's... Can you hear me? I can hear you. I can see a blobby still of you. Okay. Now we just got the Baywatch thing. Am I on screen? Oh, there I am. There you are. There you are. Okay. That was scary. All right. Bigfoot and Wildboy, everyone. Oh, yes. Let me turn our music off. Music off. Shit out of here. Okay, oh, I was going to say, Bigfoot and Wildboy aired in like two, like they would do like two episodes, right? Like one back to two ten minutes. So is that what this is? This is like, what is this? I thought this was like a full twenty. Yeah, it's a full, yeah. Here we go, everyone. Our favorite show, Bigfoot and Wildboy. theme is great out of the great northwest comes the legendary bigfoot who eight years ago there he is lost in the vast wilderness bigfoot had a real moment in the seventies like he was just everywhere good reason he's showing up in blurry movies and people were all convinced that there's a bigfoot I do believe that some Bigfoot sightings are legit admit, but that there's probably not a real Bigfoot. There's probably just like weird men who have just decided to live in the woods and grow their hair out like Gruber. And if you just saw one of them from a distance, it would look like Bigfoot. That's my thoughts on Bigfoot. That was a real run on sentence there. Oh, I love this show so much. There's Sid and Marty Koch, right? Yes, the people who made H.R. Puff and stuff and Sigmund the Sea Monster. Who's your favorite cryptid, Chris? I love the Mothman. Oh, the Mothman's a good one, yeah. I don't know, Bigfoot's good. Bigfoot is good. I like the Chupacabra. Ooh, yeah. I like to say Chupacabra. I've been to the city where the Mothman happened and seen the giant Mothman statue they have there in person. It rocks. I would love to go to the festival. Have you ever seen the Mothman Prophecies? No, I need to. Oh, that's a good movie. I know everything about that legend, though. Kind of looks like Zach Wilde. Okay, Brady Bunch versus Bigfoot. Who wins? My satellite reception is horrible out here. What are they trying to do? Just get him to leave? They're like playing Grateful Dead or something. This is my antenna because I heard you were talking shit about me like I wouldn't find out. Oh look, he's jumping in slow motion. I can't believe this is happening. He changed into like two different actors. That jump killed three different stuntmen. Wait, is he talking now? Is this a later episode? He could kind of talk a little bit in the other ones, but he sort of talks like the Hulk, you know, where he's like, you know, wild boy, go there. And the wild boy is like, you know, what Bigfoot's saying to you is that this area is dangerous. Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman versus Bigfoot now. Who wins? Or Little House on the Prairie maybe versus Bigfoot. Are they a gay couple? Oh, look, boom mic. Oh, yeah. Craig, I'm not going to lie to you. This entire mission is bogus. I just wanted to spend more time with you. Matt, the chat is saying we saw this one. Oh no, really? I think we did see this. Or they all have the same plot. They all kind of have the same plot a little bit. I don't remember this personally. I don't remember this exact thing, yeah. A few people are fucking with me. I don't think we've seen this one. Pretty cool. Now, Victor, nothing can stop us. Don't touch me. This kind of reminds me, did you ever have those things? Oh, it's, yeah. At least I know they use a boom mic for this. Oh, and more, Victor. Much, much more. This guy on the right should be Bobcat Goldwaite. Oh, that'd be good. That girl must have heard everything. Oh no, we've scared little Debbie away. kill it with lightning oh my god this might explode her you know that's kind of a real thing the government does have weapons that use sound that they put on top of tanks where they can just fire like a certain sound frequency at you and just makes you double over in pain those men are doing something to her with that machine bigfoot has great hair Does he use, like, suave for panting? They're playing can. I can't take it. I hate the Grateful Dead. This is bullshit. Ow, ow, ow. Why does Wild Boy dress like that? He's seen people. He knows what pants look like. Keep being afraid with these low angles. We're going to see Wild Boys grundle in one of these shots soon. I mean, you see Bigfoot's grundle play. You see Bigfoot's grundle a lot, but at least it's covered. I don't know what he's got on underneath that little loincloth of his. He's grundles in the opening credits. There's just so much grundle in this show. Oh, my heart. You can tell this is clearly inspired by the Bigfoot episode of Six Million Dollar Man the most between like all the like slow motion jumping and like dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun. And also Bigfoot was a villain on multiple episodes of that show. And he looks kind of like that. Mr. Corollator. Ow. They're evil. The one guy just really looks to me. He reminds me of like Mr. Furley era of Don Knotts. The other guy reminds me of Bobcat Goldwaite. Bigfoot better get to that rock before they do. I would love to see the footage of Bigfoot running in like a regular speed just to see how stupid it looks with him just, you know, traipsing all over this stupid valley. Oh no, a paper mache rock is going in slow motion. Who could have foreseen this? We have this one boulder, we gotta work it into every show. Uh-oh. Oh no, little Debbie died! Nah, she's fine. She's like that girl from Bad Ronald, the Bad Ronald kids. Yes, jump bigfoot. Oh, they flipped the image on that one. That was cool. Usually jumps right to left. See, this shot's completely different because he's going in the other direction, you see. Are you? Yeah, fuck your rock. Y'all's DirecTV ain't ever gonna work now. Totally gonna miss the Meriwether fight. Mayweather fight. Meriwether? Oh, fight. Fuck you, old man! Are we on mushrooms? Do these people never just have guns with them? Nope. The amount of fucking around Bigfoot and Wildboy do, I'm surprised they haven't been shot at more. What's the matter? Susie, why'd you scream? Are you kidding? Wouldn't you scream if you woke up and saw him staring down at you? Hey. Now I know what Alan Moore's wife feels like. Oh, swell. I sprained my ankle. Very believable acting. You can do as much damage as I thought. Good. I can't wait to put as much distance as we can. If you have one more of those red, white, and yellow cables, this one's broken. Hey, boom mic guy, hand me that mic. It just pans over to the crew, and he's like, oh, sure. He helps them. I had the rare pleasure of seeing Bigfoot. That thing was Bigfoot? Who the fuck did you think it was? I know. Maybe he just thought it was a hairy mountain man. And this boulder blew up like it was nothing. And the one called the professor said he was going to do the same thing to Grand Kilo Dam. Bigfoot went and got band-aids. We can't go after them, Professor. That thing is a giant. Victor, you can't prove my point. He's no taller than Shaquille O'Neal. That's fine. See, Larry David's always looked old. He has a nice perm. Look at the kind of volume that old man's hair has. It's good for him. Eastern. Is that eastern or mountain standard? Bigfoot's planner is specific. Bigfoot is always running in semi-slow motion. Spacemacon says Bigfoot kind of looks like he might have crabs. He does. He's running like a man with crabs. Well, he fucks a lot. How do you think Wild Boy came about? He had sex with a human woman, and that's what Wild Boy's the product of. He didn't just find him, no, he is Wildboy's biological father. That was going to be the series end twist. He gets his DNA results back. Do you think Bigfoot has a regular penis or does he have one of those weird things like dogs have? Yeah, it would definitely be attached to his stomach in a weird way. Sound off in the chat what kind of penis you think Bigfoot has. Oh look, we kind of got to see Wildboy's grundle there for a second. How do you know? I love when we do that. I love holding you, wild boy. The editing is just... These scenes could be in literally any order, and I don't think it would make much of a difference. Exactly. And also, they all exist in their own shots. You never see anyone together. It's all patched together, which is random. Froggy Wizard says that they believe I've asked that question before. Well, there's only so many things I think of when I think of Bigfoot, I guess. And, uh... Question number one, is he actually a mountain man when people see him? Question number two, if he is fake, what's his dick like? He is, you know, mythological. You know, Metal Machine music gets such a bad rap, but I think it's cool. Oh, my kidney stones are so stuffed. Thanks, evil bad guy. Oh, lots of styrofoam rocks fall in this episode. Oh no, they're trapped. Are we going to get left on a cliffhanger? Tune in next week. Same Bigfoot network, same Bigfoot time. Good work today. We're so good at bad guy stuff. We murdered a child and a Bigfoot. Way to go, us. I don't think we should watch the second part of that. I think we should just stop watching the series and just assume that both Bigfoot and Wild Boy died in that tragic cave-in. No, I need... I need some kind of closure here. Oh, do we get to watch all of it? Maybe you're right. Maybe this is two of them packaged together. I wanted to just believe that they were dead. Right, but watch. We're basically watching the episode again. Yeah, the previously on is going to take up half the episode. That's why they let them do that in the X-Men cartoon, because they were like, we can save runtime and just use the same animation over previously on X-Men. Oh no, they're playing Yoko Ono! Why? Does he have super hearing? Because Bigfoot is an omniscient god, man. Shit all fucked up! Eric says, Matt, my fourteen year old daughter walked in. We were discussing Bigfoot's dick and started giggling. Awesome. Thank you for sharing that with me. That makes me feel like a special part of your your daughter's future therapy. That rock looks like a pinata my mom made for me when I was thirteen. Yeah. I love the way he punches this out of the way, too. He's just like, fuck you, rock. Totally betraying the fact that that rock actually weighs nothing, you know? Literally saying the entire episode again. You know, it's the bare minimum aspect of this show that is so enjoyable about it. Ow, my freaking ears! So, well, it's good to know, just know it in the future, we can basically just watch the second part of any Bigfoot and Wildboy episode, and it'll just be the whole episode again. It's a real Silent Night, Deadly Night, too situation. Bouncy-ass rocks. Woo-ha-ha-ha! I like the way he slapped that thing. Let's go. Come on. Let's get out of here. Good job murdering. You did it. Atta boy. Let's go get Dairy Queen. Oh, new footage. This girl only wakes up surrounded by Bigfoot and Wild Boy. Maybe there's more to this. Scott, the research center with the millions of dollars the government... It's a nice Jeep. I want to see Bigfoot fuck up that Jeep. Yeah, it's too expensive. This is the producer's Jeep. Oh, Bigfoot. You so crazy. I think I want to have your baby. Name him Wild Boy. Yeah, Treadwell Jay. The whole show is a fever dream. It's like she's just going in. This entire show is just her going in and out of consciousness. While Bigfoot and Wild Boy like stand over her. grabbing her we need to make a show across state lines he just wakes up in a new location surrounded by monsters every fifteen to twenty minutes and or villainous men and the monsters are the least scary of all it's the normal people in the show who are all evil so yeah oh he pushed the styrofoam off him He's arisen from the dead, not unlike Jesus. Yeah, fuck your rocks. Fuck that rock, fuck that one too. Yeah, fuck up those rocks! Bigfoot's back, bitches! Fuck up those rocks! Look, his hair still looks great. Bigfoot have to poop. His hair was perfect. oh he's taking a piss it'd be great if he just like masturbated onto the rocks and walked away without doing anything they're like wait wild boy at first they just let him finish they're like well maybe he just needs to get this out and then he'll get to us and they sit through him uh jerking off to completion and then he just leaves them behind the rock wall Sid and Marty Croft call me. I have a new script idea. Are they still around? One of them has died, at least. Their production company has to still be around. They made a new Sigmund the Sea Monster just a couple years ago. If we split up, we can stop them before they get to the lake. Olata! Palo! Did he say, I would like that? I like that! Me and my super speed walking will come get you. He didn't look that into the running that time. He was just like... He's really phoning it in. Well, this is like episode twelve, so he was pretty over it by this point. I'm certain they filmed this entire show, like the entire season in a day. No, I don't know about a day, but definitely over the course of like a couple days, you could have knocked out this entire show, basically. So yeah, he's been out in this desert for a while. He's pissed. He's in the suit. He doesn't want to be there. Long live the king! She's gonna catch her. He throws her off. Oliver O. Lang says it's the beginning of Cliffhanger. That's a great movie, I need to watch that again soon. I mean, it's schlock, but it's great. My name's actually Pete. I wish people would stop calling me Wild Boy. I have a real name. She could so easily pull herself up. No, Bigfoot, we're trying to save her. Don't knock her off with this tree. I just want the camera to pull away and it turns up they're like three feet off the ground and all this is for nothing. Baby, baby. Was Bigfoot helping her up or trying to push her off the ledge with that giant stick? I know. He was like, just trying to knock her off. Fuck you, stick. He kind of did like the Tusken Raider thing for a second. Now I know why they always say watch your first step. Because it can kill you. Why don't you try to not fuck up for five seconds or knock yourself unconscious or whatever? She's just really clumsy. You make Daphne on Scooby-Doo seem like fucking Batman. Do you like my Mr. Bean cosplay? The two of them together kind of look like the band Air Supply with their poofy hair. Yeah, there's something weird going on with these two. Uncle, nephew, or something like that, I don't know. This is the production just realizing, oh, are they going to talk to a hawk? I don't understand why he talks the way he does. He was raised by Bigfoot. Yeah, he speaks perfect English. And Bigfoot has like a chewy language that he speaks. I've never understood that in movies where something is speaking like clearly nonsense and the other person's just like, mm-hmm, Farfaneuil wants you to know that you're not welcome on his planet. The shots are getting more and more Dutch as the show goes on. We're going to have just a shot by the end that's completely vertical. Or horizontal. Depending on how you look at it. You know what I mean. Shut up. Running. Marco. Bolo. Marco. Marco. Bigfoot! Wildboy! Bigfoot! Wildboy! That's a fun game to play in a pool like a new version of Marco Polo called Bigfoot and Wildboy where you just run in slow motion like the Bigfoot in the pool to get people. Feel free to use that this summer. God damn it. Ah, it finally got around to the big in part of Abbey Road, and I was so excited. This whole eight track all over again. Are they like launching him off the trampoline? How did they get that kind of air with him? They did that in the Ninja Turtles movies a lot. He looks like you could edit him in perfectly with those, like, The End of the Man Show, the girls on the trampolines montages they used to do, just like, insert a Bigfoot in there of him jumping. Treehouse! Going somewhere, Professor? How does he know the Professor? ten feet tall he ran like a horse there was no way to stop him yeah sure okay they don't know that bigfoot's in cahoots with that guy and he's actually going to take him back to bigfoot's lair to be used as food listen susie do you know anything about a giant monster and some wild boy they say caught them I heard about it on Rogan. I've been watching that ancient alien show a lot on the History Channel at night. It's filling my head with ideas. That's a great truck. See? Even a man as brilliant as the professor can do evil if he becomes too selfish. We really should have taken a ride into town. That was quite the moral we learned there. really uh the big takeaway even professors can be evil who would have thought is this actually like the beginning of the anti uh college propaganda you know that like you know the right is kind of taken up now where it's like actually professors will brainwash you and all kinds of woke propaganda like bigfoot being real and uh yep and going evil and trying to use a sonic weapon to take down a valley That's what the woke left wants from your universities. Master Toriko says way more fun than Baywatch for me. Well, I'm glad. The people voted and I hope you all enjoy what you chose. We should just have more Baywatch Nights where it's like we know we're going to watch a Baywatch Nights episode. We will do more Baywatch Nights at some point. We do love the Hasselhoff on here. There will definitely be more Hasselhoff content in the future. We need to bust a Knight Rider out on something soon, I feel like. Michael. Yeah, we should totally. Michael, you were fighting the Grim Reaper the last time you showed up on Dumb Industries. Actually, that's not true. Thank you so much, everyone, for hanging out tonight. This has been a blast. It has been a blast. And thank you to everybody who donated. We're all caught up there. right? Oh, we are all caught up. Super, super, super. We didn't forget anybody, but yeah, thank you everybody. Uh, it's been a lot of fun. Uh, make sure to, to, you know, embrace your inner Bigfoot and go on a slow motion run later. You're going to say tip your weight staff, make sure you tip your weight staff, tip, tip your Bigfoots and your wild boys. Uh, they're out there throwing paper mache rocks at people and keeping our forests safe. Yes. Um, uh but yes dumb television will resume momentarily uh you know yeah chit chat and tidbits tomorrow night only in the clubhouse join the marriage appeal show clubhouse totally free to join and and uh full meds friday tomorrow night as well wow phantom uh I want to see a phantom plan and it's not the phantom from space that's the Yes, Mads are Back Phantom from Space, which will also have Bill Corbett's appearance on there. Yes. Sorry, I'm trying to type on my keyboard. Any final words, Matt? Chattahoochee. Nights will never be the same. After the sun goes down. Thank you, everyone. Bye. Sorry, I'm trying to get that. All right, here we go.
It’s yet another Thursday and that means only one thing: MYSTERY HOUR TIME! This week, Matt & Chris reconvene to discuss the week in Dumb and Matt’s colon health, followed by a chat with Emmy Martian and then to discuss cartoons based on nineties movies, of which there were many, and close it out by watching The Mummy: The Animated Series!
It’s yet another Thursday and that means only one thing: MYSTERY HOUR TIME! This week, Matt & Chris reconvene to discuss the week in Dumb and Matt’s colon health, followed by a chat with Emmy Martian and then to discuss cartoons based on nineties movies, of which there were many, and close it out by watching The Mummy: The Animated Series!
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This Week In Dumb:
Monday, February 17, 2025 @ 8pm ET: Super Dumb Bros. Play Grand Theft Auto III (Part Three)
Wednesday, February 19, 2025: Weird & Wonderful Wednesday Watchalongs: The Abominable Snowman
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Friday, February 21, 2025 @ 8pm ET: Movie Jo Night: Doctor Strange (1978)
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Tuesday, February 25, 2025 @ 8pm ET: The Mary Jo Pehl Show: Ask Us Anything!
Friday, February 28, 2025 @ 8pm ET: The Mary Jo Pehl Show Clubhouse: Chit-Chat & Tidbits #22
Feature Presentation: The Mummy: The Animated Series
It’s Thursday and Matt & Chris are ready to hand this week’s ass to itself, first by recapping the week in Dumb, then chatting w/ Emmy Martian about her screening of Beauty & The Beast (1947), then watching an anti-union video from FedEx that was presumably used to intimidate independent contractors nationwide!
It’s Thursday and Matt & Chris are ready to hand this week’s ass to itself, first by recapping the week in Dumb, then chatting w/ Emmy Martian about her screening of Beauty & The Beast (1947), then watching an anti-union video from FedEx that was presumably used to intimidate independent contractors nationwide!
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Monday, February 10, 2025 @ 8pm ET: Super Dumb Bros. Play Grand Theft Auto III (Part Two)
Tuesday, February 11, 2025 @ 8pm ET: The Mads Are Back: Bride of the Gorilla
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Friday, February 21, 2025 @ 8pm ET: Movie Jo Night: Doctor Strange (1978)
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Feature Presentation: An Anti-Union FedEx Video
Matt & Chris hop back into the Mystery Hour van to recap the ongoing saga that is Dumb Industries, chat with Emmy Martian about her birthday and screening of NOTHING LASTS FOREVER, then turn their attention to one of their very favorite genres of film: TRAINING VIDEOS! Viewers vote to watch a 1947 Bob’s Big Boy training video, which is about as condescending as it sounds.
Matt & Chris hop back into the Mystery Hour van to recap the ongoing saga that is Dumb Industries, chat with Emmy Martian about her birthday and screening of NOTHING LASTS FOREVER, then turn their attention to one of their very favorite genres of film: TRAINING VIDEOS! Viewers vote to watch a 1947 Bob’s Big Boy training video, which is about as condescending as it sounds.
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Wednesday, February 5, 2025: Weird & Wonderful Wednesday Watchalongs: NOTHING LASTS FOREVER (1984)
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Saturday, February 8, 2025 @ 3pm ET: Jackey Neyman Jones’ Paint Parties: Paint Your Pet Day
Tuesday, February 11, 2025 @ 8pm ET: The Mads Are Back: Bride of the Gorilla
Friday, February 21, 2025 @ 8pm ET: Movie Jo Night: Doctor Stranger (1978)
Feature Presentation: A Bob’s Big Boy Training Video from 1947
Matt & Chris hop back into the Mystery Hour van to recap the week at Dumb and discuss this week’s topic: celebrity vehicle cartoons! You know, cartoons that existed solely to stroke the ego of whatever comedian some network prayed would be the next Seinfeld. Plus, Emmy Martian stops by to discuss CREATION OF THE HUMANOIDS, and Matt & Chris watch the Louie Anderson cartoon Life With Louie!
Matt & Chris hop back into the Mystery Hour van to recap the week at Dumb and discuss this week’s topic: celebrity vehicle cartoons! You know, cartoons that existed solely to stroke the ego of whatever comedian some network prayed would be the next Seinfeld. Plus, Emmy Martian stops by to discuss CREATION OF THE HUMANOIDS, and Matt & Chris watch the Louie Anderson cartoon Life With Louie!
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Tuesday, January 28, 2025 @ 8pm ET: The Mid-To-Late-Evening Show with Mary Jo Pehl
Wednesday, January 29, 2025: Weird & Wonderful Wednesday Watchalongs: CREATION OF THE HUMANOIDS
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Tuesday, February 4, 2025 @ 8pm ET: Martian Shadows: Episode 11
Tuesday, February 11, 2025 @ 8pm ET: The Mads Are Back: Bride of the Gorilla
Friday, February 21, 2025 @ 8pm ET: Movie Jo Night: Doctor Strange (1978)
Feature Presentation: Life With Louie
Transcript: Stephen Flo Stephen Flo Stephen Flo It's Stephen Flo Oh Stephen Flo Stephen Flo is on his way Oh Stephen Flo Stephen Flo Stephen Flo Stephen Flo Stephen Flo Oh Stephen, Stephen's been thrown and he's been thrown away Oh hell yeah, Stephen lives somewhere I don't know where he is though Stephen's thrown Stephen's thrown, Stephen's thrown, Stephen's thrown Oh, what a dilemma. Do I stay or do I pee? Well, what if Eddie said was true? Mr. Toilet Man eating your pee-pee? Oh, well. I guess I really don't believe that. But then, on the other hand, what if there is a Mr. Toilet Man? Well, I think I better just turn the light on just to make sure. Ah, just as I thought. Just a regular old toilet, huh? I'm gonna tell Eddie about this. Eddie and his bonehead ideas. Hey, you! You little pisha! I'm talking to you! Oh no, what is that? Hey, you're supposed to give me some pee-pee! Where's that pee-pee? We're talking about pee-pee here! I need that pee-pee! Oh no, Mr. Toilet Man! Listen, I've had it with you. You better give me that pee-pee. Give it to me, or the next time you sit on me, I'm gonna bite off your tushy! Yes! Yes! Start making your noise. Start making your noise. Start making your noise. Roll around on the floor and make your noise, Alden. Can you make your noise? Alden, if you could start crawling on the floor and making some noise, that would be so beautiful. Cry for me. Crawl on the floor and cry like a little baby. Can you do that, Alden? Can you cry out like a little baby for the film? It would be so beautiful. Crawl over there and crawl around and cry like a baby. See, real loud. Can you do it? Can you do it? Crawl and cry like a baby. Alden, do that thing. That would be so beautiful. That's great, like that. Can you make noise? Keep making noise. Make some crying noise, some sad, loud crying noises. Don't be happy. Don't be happy. Roll around and be upset. Roll around and be upset. There you go. That's beautiful. Roll back the other way. Roll back the other way. Roll back the other way. Same thing. Roll back. Roll back. No, no, no, no. It's too happy. Roll again. Get over there and roll. Really in pain. Really in pain. Can you scream like you're at a concert? Scream out like you're at a concert. A rock and roll concert. Scream out. Scream out at the man at the door. I'm Lindy, and welcome to the world of Ghostbusters. On this rooftop, a spectacular battle was fought with an ancient demigod known as Gozer. That was strange. No. There's no such thing as... ghosts. Uh, you know, I never noticed these sound effects before. I'm such a thing as ghosts. I'm such a thing as ghosts. This is Lindy on Soundstage Fifty. Calm down! Listen to me, and this is a story. You! Oh, what? Oh, me? Are you a god? Oh, I got a real nutcase here. I said, are you a god? Well, no. Then die! I don't die, I'm here to destroy you. No way! Oh no! Help! Somebody, please help me! Ghostbusters! Yeah! I've just been slimed! That's mad funny! Winston, look out! Whoa! Gozer Destroyer has returned! Listen, you had better just go back to wherever it is you came from because these men are not afraid of you! None can stand me, Bob Gozer! Hey, man, she's taking the girl. I hate it when that happens. Hey, hey, man. This chick is toast. Sniff a little, Minx, isn't she? All right, no fooling around this time. Hey, hold your fire. We don't want to demolecularize the girl. Some creatures, you have seen your fate. Choose and perish. We did it! Hey, look! It's the girl! All right! Are you all right? Thank you, Doctor, for saving my life. Well, this is gonna cost you, you know. Tell your boss the check can be made out to... Ghost! When we were in Manassas, Pennsylvania, shooting the steel mill, Peter's upstairs. We were up two or three floors. He had to go upstairs to get to him. We had an explosion behind him. We make the explosion hot, we're ready to go. I went upstairs and I was carrying I don't know, about eight Oreos in a stack. I'd hand him his weapon. I'd say, Peter, safety's off. And he wouldn't take the pistol. And he says, Robo wants an Oreo. And I look at him and go, no, it's just you and I, Peter. Robo doesn't get an Oreo. Peter wants an Oreo. Peter can have an Oreo. And he clip-clops in the suit over to the edge of the railing. And Peter starts bellowing, Robo wants an Oreo. And when the steel mill just echoes, Randy has Oreos or Robo? What's an Oreo? And Steve Lim over the radio goes, Randy, do you have Oreos? So I stuffed that whole stack in my mouth and then crunched them and let them fall down three stories onto everybody below me. And I, not anymore. And Robo got upset. I haven't got a damn clue about Randy Moore and his fucking Oreos. Randy Moore's a friend, but half the time, I don't know what the hell he's talking about. So he's got all these stories from RoboCop. I don't remember him. Steve Lim's going, can we get this shot? And then Robo can have an Oreo. And Peter said no. So they had to cut. They were rolling. They were ready to go. Now we're hot on the explosive. They had to send a PA up the stairs. They feed him an Oreo. And now he's got Oreo in his teeth. So then the PA has to pick the Oreos out of his teeth. And then he says, OK, I'm ready. And then we shot it. So after that, Peter would always say, Rovo wants an Oreo. So I had a gentleman that worked with me, and his official title should have been the Peter Feeder, because that's what the crew called him, was the Peter Feeder, because for some reason, weapons had to feed Peter Oreos. Randy, love you madly. Don't believe one fucking word out of your mouth, bro. Itsumo. Something new. We can truly experience the universe. Panasonic. Itsumo. Something new. Images are universal like one big problem. For example... Now, images are making the world one. Pass on it. I don't like to watch movies on the small screen. The big screen enhances the enjoyment of the movies. Just that? Well, picture quality is also important. Is that all? Get out of here. You can call him Sparky. Sparky. There are no ordinary things in this world. There are moments when children are just like angels. To create images is always a challenge. Digital magic. Panasonic. Red is beautiful, but red is difficult. Pure red. I am always thinking of new dreams. George Lucas. I dream the vision as much as I want to be seen. In this universe, new dreams and new friends. Panasonic. Always making wonderful friends. Panasonic. It's more about you. It's about us. Panasonic. It's about something new. There's no time to explain, Robin. I want you both to play exactly the same tune that you just heard. Batgirl, you take the east side. Robin, you take the west side. East side, west side. I'll go through the midtown, and we'll meet each other at the docks. But... Just play, Robin. Play for all you're worth. Sing a song for me. All right. I'm called Little Buttercup, dear Little Buttercup, though I could never tell why. A little louder. But still I'm called Buttercup, poor Little Buttercup, sweet Little Buttercup. A little louder. Holy metronome. What a fate. Wait a minute. A minute's too long. Robin, with every ounce of breath that's left in you, sing along with me. Sing what? No last questions, Robin. Sing each note precisely as I do. When I sing, you sing. Ready, Robin? Sing. You shake a pretty mean face Batman. I'm a little buttercup, dear little buttercup. I could never tell the water a little about it. But still I love water, poor little water, sweet little water. Buttercup, dear little buttercup. I could never tell why. A little louder. But still I love buttercup. Poor little buttercup. Sweet little buttercup. We made it. By selecting the right combination of flute toots. The Pied Pipers of Gotham City. You might say that. What's the matter? I'm pregnant. You never kissed me like that before. Wow. I got a lot of catching up to do. I never missed you so much before. You should stay away more often. Like now. Where's Dan? I've been saving up some tongue for him, too. Oh, you know Dan. Playboy at heart. One week in the mountains and he has to go to Las Vegas to recuperate. Rip Taylor's playing there. What's the matter, Steve? nothing's the matter but are you different I don't know what you mean different I'm still the same old lovable character I always was just not in this movie anxiety man oh geez why did I marry shirley temple excuse me he was married to shirley temple folks are you fact checking me yes Oh won't you come and join us? Oh won't you come and join us? That was weird. I'll tell the world. Go ahead. That was weird. Weird, weird, weird. You ever seen Patrick? No, I haven't seen Patrick. Patrick's a dumb movie about a kid who kills everybody from his coma. He's just in a coma the whole time and like kills them with like telekinesis in his coma. Patrick has the same expression that Mitch McConnell has when he's just in public. Mr. McConnell, are you running again in twenty twenty six? And then he just looks like that. This comes from Trevor Murray. This is horrifying. Yeah. Oh, my God. When you guys choose the paintings, they always seem to fit. We're coming into some difficult times, I think, and I'd like to think that the guy in office right now just pissed off a whole lot of people. To me, I don't know, it just kind of feels a little bit empowering in a time when I don't feel like I have much control over much of anything at the moment. So I have control over this. I can do this. You know, that's funny you said that, because when I was painting her the first time, I was thinking the same thing. She looked kind of queenly. Majestic, you know? Ooh! I have found this, though, and this might be useful to you as you start the new year. I have found that six or seven donuts first thing in the morning really curbs my appetite. Well, until breakfast, of course. I tease. I tease donuts. But did you know that scientific studies have found that sugar as an addiction is worse than heroin. Yes, worse than heroin. So I'm going to transition to heroin and then ease off that. I tease heroin. I'd eat me a banana I'd live in a treehouse and swim on a boat Thank you. What up, what up, what up? Hey. What's up, what's up, everyone? How's it going, folks? Matt, you're a little perky right now. Can you just bring it down a notch? My goodness. It's been a fucking day, man. It's just been one of those days where you don't want to wake up, to quote our great philosopher Fred Durst. That's been pretty much every day for me the past two and a half months or something. Just putting this, putting the pre-show together and everything for tonight. I had it completely put together and then I went to export it and just wouldn't export no matter what I did. So I had to go back and quickly re-download all the videos on a different website in lower quality. And then I also found out because it would only do them in lower quality for whatever reason than the one that I had been using. And then I also put together that new Bride of the Gorilla post. I had double checked to make sure the date was correct on it and then somehow still put the wrong date on it. So so for those of you who just saw that ad, that date is incorrect. I didn't even see this promo until like twenty seconds before we went live. And then I didn't notice that I didn't notice it either until it just played. I even I even made a point of going on the events page and looking at it. And I was like, and I thought for sure I had the right date. But yeah, you scared me because I went on the website and I checked and it definitely says February eleventh. like everywhere I'm just having like a fucking aneurysm today I don't know what's happening uh it's like yeah no it's possible I make mistakes like that all the time like maybe I put february somewhere but no matt you're just having a stroke I'm just having a stroke, yeah, like, it's, uh, yeah, and I was just, uh, putting all that together, and, uh, yeah, and then getting all the clips and stuff, but it's, uh, it's been a weird one, uh, but, you know, whatever, we're here now, we're gonna have fun, it's, uh, we've made it, so it's, uh, now is my favorite part of the night, all the prep work is always the most, uh, tedious and stressful but once we're here it's all gravy so now we just get to hang out and watch stuff and make fun of your life decisions plug our nine hundred shows plug our nine hundred shows but Matt I think a lot of people are curious you know last week we heard from you about your trip to McDonald's you were wearing flip flops and almost you got into a argument with a McDonald's security guard This is all factual. And I think a lot of people want to know, are you still wearing the flip-flops in this weather? It's warmed up a little bit. I am not wearing them for long journeys anymore. I did wear them earlier. There was a pizza place directly across the street from me. It's weirdly enough, it's the pizza place that's featured in the film Big Daddy. If you've watched the Adam Sandler film Big Daddy. Yes, I know this place. I live right across the street from the pizza place in that movie, which, you know, it's the pizza place from Big Daddy because you walk inside and it's like a tiny shrine to Adam Sandler. I don't understand that when it's a movie like Big Daddy, like I went to the bar where they filmed some scenes from Goodfellas. And understandably, they're very proud of that. Or when you go to the Exorcist stairs or the hockey stairs. It's like these legendary movies that just the locations carry a lot of aura. But Big Daddy? The pizza place from Big Daddy? There's a scene for five seconds in a pizza place in Big Daddy in this place. It's called Luigi's in Park Slope, not to dox myself too much. So wait a minute, wait a minute. But you wore flip-flops to this pizza place. I did wear flip-flops to go there, but it's literally right across the street from me, basically. Okay. So it was not a journey. I'll let it slide. It is thirty-one degrees out. I'm glad the flip-flop police have decided that it's okay for me to... No, it's just, you know, I don't have to bug you about, like, why would you choose flip-flops. Like, you're just going downstairs across the street in flip-flops. Like, that makes sense. Yeah. And no one yelled at you about your open-toe shoes? No, yeah. It's a pretty in-and-out trip to go just grab a slice over there. So yeah, nobody got onto me for that. But you reminded me, we were talking about this at our meeting the other day. I was reminded of another altercation I got into several years ago. If you'd like to hear another awkward argument that I've been in in my life. Yes, Matt, you have the floor. This is going to become the whole show. It's just Matt's various. I'm going to say nothing until you're done with your story and then we'll break it down. It wasn't even so much a fight or anything. It was just a weird altercation. I got into an altercation with an Elvis impersonator at an old internship. which was, I don't know, altercation, confrontation. I'll let you be the judge of what happened. When I was in college, I was a communications major, which was a giant mistake. That's what I was too. When I was a senior though, I got my senior internship at the Greenville Little Theater, as it was called at the time. I'd been doing theater there. I was in a play and a couple one-act reviews there, and the director was very kind to give me a marketing internship at this place, even though I just kind of came in hungover most days and stuck around for two hours and then had to go back to class. But we had a review come through. I think it was called Shake, Rattle, and Roll. It was one of those kinds of things. And this guy came through to do the review, and he was the official Elvis impersonator from Anaheim, California, in Disneyland. So this is like the official Disneyland Elvis came in to do this Elvis concert for two or three nights at our theater. And his name is Scott, if anybody wants to look him up. But he was one of those people where he had work done to look like Elvis. It was even creepier. I was there when he got off the bus in the middle of the day, and he looks exactly like Elvis or like a wax figure of Elvis or something. But he was wearing like a bowling shirt and like cargo shorts. It was a very bizarre juxtaposition. But I got to go to the preview the first night and everything. I got free tickets. And beforehand, you know, they're doing like the big, you know, they had like a big party upstairs in the theater where everybody's like hobnobbing. And I'm getting along with Elvis's band pretty well. And but Scott's just like over in a corner, kind of like keeping to himself, being like very kind of aloof and all this and that. And and I watch the show and it's and it's fine. It's you know, it's a good show. All the old people are there and they're having fun and they're in their seats, you know, kind of jiving. And he did early Elvis. He did, you know, like Elvis from the beginning up to, you know. like you know I guess like I don't know but it was yeah he was very kind of like a fit and trim and he took being an elvis impersonator very seriously and uh the concert gets done I'm standing outside with me this other guy who worked at the theater and his friend and then a couple members of elvis's band and they're all having a cigarette and scott comes out to like uh talk to it to his band and us and everything everybody's like hey scott you did great good job And I'm like, yeah, you did good, Scott. And I was I was just trying to like, you know, be jokey, you know, or whatever with them. And I'm like, hey, have you ever thought about doing like later Elvis before? And he kind of like laughs to himself. He's like, I would never do that. And, you know, and I'm I'm like twenty two. So I can't see when someone's kind of uncomfortable and is trying to like brush, you know, off, you know, whatever. And I'm like, oh, no, come on. You get like a big fat suit and like, you know, the mutton chops and the big glasses. And he just looks at me in the face and he goes, fuck. fuck that shit, I would never fucking do that. Like right in my face. And everybody goes quiet and we all just stand there for a second. And then Scott just kinda goes, well, I'm gonna go back inside and talk to everybody. And we're all like, okay, great job again, Scott. And he goes back inside the theater. And that was that. And then me and Corey, the guy from the theater and Elvis's band all went out drinking and everything the rest of the night. They were all cool guys. And then I went into the theater the next day and Corey was working on something. He's like, there's Matt. There's the guy that pissed Elvis off. I've gotten some further context for that because we were kind of telling that story around the theater and one of the carpenters kind of chimed in while we were talking about it later in the day. He's like, you know, there's like a weird rivalry between people who do early Elvis and people who do that kind of fat Elvis, later Elvis. Oh, I didn't know that. It's kind of like an improv stand-up situation, you know, where it's like they don't, you know, like people who do early Elvis feel like the people who do that kind of Vegas Elvis are kind of hacky and they're, you know, they're doing like weddings and stuff like that and they're not taking the craft of, you know, impersonating the king and honoring his legacy as well as they should. And I'm like, where's that movie about, you know, just the rivalry between different types of Elvis impersonators? yeah I thought that was just very interesting I never knew there was different like classes of Elvis impersonation I always just assumed if you were an Elvis impersonator you did everything like the whole era the whole Elvis like And that was just the joke I was making because, you know, he was a fit trim guy. So I figured he'd find the humor and, you know, me saying that he should get like a big fat suit and the mutton chops and everything. But but yeah, apparently they don't like that. Or maybe he's just had that joke made to him so many times that he's just kind of over it. You never know. Or maybe he was just joking. and it came across like he was really angry. Well, he got, like, in my face. He didn't, like, scream or anything, but he got, like, really close to me, and he, like, pointed at me, and he was like, fuck that shit. I would never fucking do that. Yeah, but I do that all the time to you, and I'm just joking, so... Well, he was also being very aloof. He would only really talk to any of the women who worked at the theater. He didn't really talk to any of us. But anyway, so that's my weird altercation. I've kind of slightly angered the official Disneyland Elvis before in a past life. So I have lots of weird little stories like that where I get into to rouse with people. That's one where I sympathize you a little bit. Although I do question how much you were pressing him with the, you should get fat sued in the mutton chop. Well, yeah, because he tried to be like, no, that's not for me at first. And I'm like twenty two years old and I can't see when somebody is doing that. You know, like when Tom Cruise gets kind of mad, you know, and he kind of like laughs, you know, like he's trying to like cool himself down like he did that at first. And I should have just went like, oh, well, but, you know. You live, you learn, I guess. But yeah, if anyone wants to co-write the Elvis versus Elvis movie, do it like the Warriors, where it's like the young Elvises versus the old Elvises, and they get into fights all around Memphis or whatever. That's a movie. Warring Elvises. Oh, well, this is come out to play. So, yeah. So that's a that's another story in my youth of your youth. The story you told last week happened literally hours. It literally happened earlier that day. So I've not changed much, I guess. There's just something about me, I guess, that just inspires hatred. Yeah. Some people seem to really, really want everybody to like them, and I kind of seem to thrive on people hating me. Really? I wouldn't have guessed that, but now that I think about it... I just have one of those faces. But if you'd like to hear more about my weird, bizarre life, you should check out the Dumb Industries Mystery Hour Mystery Club on our website, where you can watch tonight's show for completely free, or you can... chip in two bucks a month and watch our whole back catalog where I have uh various uh life crises uh and and we watch all kinds of uh weird trash we've watched you know the garfield christmas special bigfoot and wild boy oh yes vampires twice for some reason uh vampires twice the mystic knights of tyrannog oh that was a bad one we've watched a couple of xenas we've watched some good stuff too We've watched it. We've been all over the place. And tonight's theme is celebrity vehicle cartoons. Now, what does that mean, Matt? What is a celebrity vehicle cartoon exactly? Well, I'm so glad you asked. So there was a brief period in the eighties and nineties where they would just make a cartoon to basically just to star a certain celebrity, you know, like I'll give one of ours away. I have an episode of Life with Louie here where it was an entire cartoon built around the childhood of Louie Anderson. Where it's about him as a child and Louis Anderson plays both himself and his dad in the show. And there were lots of shows about younger celebrities. Like there was Bobby's World, which was kind of like the Howie Mandel one. I don't have an episode of Bobby's World. Good. I hate Howie Mandel. Because it's fucking annoying. With a passion. But yeah, so I think you'll be there's one of them in particular that I think is is a little more off the beaten path than what you would assume. And I think I hope that that's what wins. And I'll explain it a little bit more when we get there. So that's the next theme. And then I have two short little videos for intermission today. I was trying to find a nice kind of five minute one, but I could only find some shorter ones. So we've got two of them together. And I think that that'll be. That'll be a good time for everybody. So, uh, so yeah, we're just going to talk about our, our, our little company and we're going to watch some garbage and uh, what? little little company in the Fortune five hundred Matt we went public last week uh you can you can buy a stock you can buy our Bitcoin now no I'm kidding we're gonna be like the hawk to a girl and have our own Bitcoin and then bankrupt everybody who believes in us oh my God okay everyone uh real quick We're on Blue Sky. I just put all those links to follow us in the chat and also join our Discord server, discord.dumb-industries.com. And a great way to follow us, keep up with everything happening at Dumb Industries. And also, we are doing shout outs tonight to anyone who sends a donation into dumb-industries.com slash donate or scan that QR code below that. And we do shout outs. Thank you guys to anyone who donates any dollar amount. Doesn't matter. And you can put little requests in there. We've been doing bad impressions. We've been doing improv. We begin answering specific questions. If you have a question for us that you really want answered. A very sensitive question that is imperative that you get answered. We go through the chat too, but the chat goes by kind of quick. It goes by so fast. You blink and you miss it. If you really want to ask us something that is the way to do it uh but if you leave it blank we'll just you know come up with our own stuff you know I like singing songs as gollum uh you know I uh well speaking of tiny tim uh okay what what okay we have our first we have a few donations here already it's very exciting first one comes from our good friend what would mitchell do thank you mitchell thank you thank you what would mitchell mitchell And they say happy Lunar New Year. That's right. It was Lunar New Year yesterday to my two favorite dudes. I still don't understand completely what that means. Lunar New Year. In honor of my mom being released from the hospital. Oh, nice. I think last week she was watching her in the hospital. So that's awesome. um in honor of my mom being released can I please get brother ichabod making kissinger the newest general of the kiss army hellbound of course cameo by paul stanley giving his approval love what would mitchell do oh my gosh I'm gonna have to bounce between a bunch of voices okay for me to do ichabod well I need to warm up my voice for a second so let me let me mute myself Okay, I think I can do this. Go for it. Sinner! Are you ready to join the ranks of the worst army in all of hell? Who are you talking to me? Yes, you, the portly one who looks like a turtle slightly. Yes, what can I do for you? Yes, we need some people to join the biggest army in ALL OF HELL! We of course have the Foreign Legion here, as well as the... ...seventy-seven Philadelphia Flyers, but YOU will be joining... ...the KISS army, because as we know, EVERY KISS fan goes to hell because they SUCK SO BAD! Right, Paul? Oh yeah! You said it! Yeah! Well, I'm glad you asked. It's good to have a curious mind and to ask plenty of questions. The KISS Army fights for the power of corporate radio rock around the world! Uh, they wear makeup as various types of, uh, demons and animals and star people. What are you exactly, Paul? Star Child, you're right! Okay, good. Uh, I wasn't quite sure what that means exactly, but, uh, awesome. Do you have a makeup design in mind, Henry, that you could perhaps use for this? We could use someone with your war experience as a general. Yes, perhaps I could be the Eliminator, and I would just look like a corpse of someone that I murdered. Well, I'm not so sure we can copyright that makeup design. Gene won't be very happy with that. We have the Vinnie Vincent Egyptian warrior makeup that nobody wants to wear. Would it be acceptable if you wore that? Yes, I would like that very much. Okay. Welcome aboard, General. Oh, my God. What would Mitchell do? Thank you so much. All right. Let's see. We have another one here. Go Google Vinnie Vincent if you want to see the stupidest Kiss makeup. Because when they started replacing members of Kiss in the eighties, they started giving them all their own unique makeup. And then when they came back in the nineties and started replacing them again, they just gave up and just gave the Mason Peters makeup. They're just like, fuck it. We're not doing that again. Yeah. We have another donation here, but I'm going to wait until we bring Emmy on because it requires her skills. Okay. Specific impression. This next one comes from Lucius C. Lucius, thank you so much. Lucius says, you guys and Tom Sharpling, oh my God, my idol, are the main folks keeping me sane these days. So could I hear Gollum meeting Philly boy Roy? Tom Sharpling, host of The Best Show. huge inspiration to me I had no idea there were other best show fans that watch this stuff so that is good to know I'm only vaguely familiar with that program I do not know who Philly Boy Roy is I could do Philly Boy Roy and you can be Gollum so I guess just approach me so just approach me okay Hello, are you an Orcses? Nice to meet you. What's your name, little boy? My name's Smeagol. No, it's Gollum! Oh, it's Smeagol. It's Gollum. Oh, nice to meet you, little boy. My name is Philly Boy Roy. Philly Boy Roy. Where are you from, preciouses? Are you from Rivendell, or...? Oh, it's pretty obvious, don't you think? It's Philadelphia. I don't know what is a Philadelphia, Preciouses. It's a place down in Pennsylvania, and I love it there. I'm turning into Michael from One Month's Crossing. It's really hard to do John Worcester's voice. Preciousles, what is Philadelphia like? What happens there? I've never been. It's the best place on the planet, don't you know? You can run up those stairs that Rocky ran up. That's what I do with most of my days. Oh, stairs! One time I had to run up the stairs in Mordor! There were so many of them, it just kept going and going and going and going and going! Well, that sounds great! I'm gonna get going, little boy! Goodbye! Oh, okay. Hey, you haven't seen a ring anywhere, have you? No! Alright, um... Fillet cheesesteak? That sounds gross, Processes! That was a terrible Philly Boy Royale. No one send that to Tom Sharpling. I'm trying to think of what it reminded me of. Ben Dale says it's a damn good Philly Boy Royale. All right. You were kind of getting into Fred Durst territory a little bit. It had that kind of like, it's all about the he said, she said. Now you know we all be loving this shit right here. Thank you so much, Lucius. Yeah, thank you. Great, great, great concept. We have some gifted writers here. uh okay we got a lot here let's um let's get into this week's dumb deals yeah and then we'll come back and we'll do some more uh but right now I think we should really get into this week's take it away johnny Okay, this week, we have an all new page on the dumb industries website, dumb dash industries.com slash deals where we have All sorts of deals, digital deals, T-shirts, hoodies. This week, we've got ten percent off all Sherpa blankets and all all pillows. We have a lot of pillows have been selling like crazy in the dumb industry store. The wonderful Wednesday watch long pillows. I think we should make some dumb industries flip flops. I think that those would, you know, really well. I think we can do that. Okay. I will wear the dumb industry's flip flops if those become a thing. But yeah, get your Sherpas, get your pillows. They're so comfy. The Sherpas are truly, truly comfortable. The deal for t-shirts is you buy any three, you get your fourth free. Or you can just get any t-shirt, twenty percent off. Promo code t-shirts twenty. But head to dumb-industries.com slash deals. All the info is on there. And we change those up every week. So yeah. And checking it out. Yep. And as I said at the top of show, excuse me, I'm real burpy today. There is also the Mystery Hour Mystery Club. If you're watching us on Twitch, we love you. Feel free to keep watching us on Twitch. We also get paid by Twitch revenue. Use your Amazon free subscription if you want to. This is also where dumb television happens. So, you know, you get a lot of use out of that. But if you'd like to watch this specific program ad free, You can do that on our website at dumb-industries.com forward slash mystery hour. Watch the most recent episode completely free. We leave it up for an entire week until a new episode replaces it. And as I said before, if you kick in just a little coin, you get access to the full back catalog. And there's a secret chat over there, which is fun. And if you sign up for that Mystery Hour Plus membership or any Plus membership on our website, you unlock access to the Dumb Odds and Ends library, which includes all the other stuff we've produced for Dumb Industries that hasn't been attached to a specific show or regular program like the Witching Hour, Martian Shadows, all the Matt and Emmy and Chris's are up there. I'll be releasing my sex tape on there later this month. He filmed a pretty wild sex tape. And that's going up at dumb-industries.com. It's just by myself, Noah. And as we mentioned earlier, there's digital deals at dumb-industries.com. And this week is no different. Is that right, Matt? That's correct. Yeah, so yeah, we do every week a big Mads or Back download sale. We've been going back through the show from the very beginning because we have exactly a year's worth of program if you do it every week. Yeah, it's like we hit that syndicated sweet spot. Yeah, there's there's exactly fifty two of them. DC Comics is favorite number. The new fifty two. The Mads are back. See Frank and Trace and brand new high collared outfits with lots of lines all over them. But anyway, this week's sale is The Brain from Planet Eris. So if you don't have that yet, it's six bucks through Sunday with promo code Shirley Temple. Just go to dumb-industries.com forward slash The Brain from Planet Eris. Pretty easy. That's right. And that was a great one. That was with Dana Gould. Yep. That was our Q&A guest. Yep. And I'm feeling quite generous. What do you say we do a giveaway for that episode? No! Let them suffer. Okay, let's do one. uh if you're watching this live enter hashtag shirley temple you'll be in the running for a free download of the mads are back to bring them from planet aros and uh if you already have that download just let me know if you win just let me know and we'll get you another download like last week's or next week a a purchase of of equal monetary value yes um god going back to the best show matt you have to get into the best show I need like I don't know anyone else who listens to the best show regularly I've seen clips of it online I just have no well they just move the time he's been tuesdays at eight for like years and years like decades and now he's going to be doing it at or it's tuesday at nine and now it's going to be at six p.m eastern so I can like actually watch it live again it's very exciting Right here on Twitch, too. They do it on Twitch. Very nice. Very nice. Very nice. Okay, we have some more shoutouts here. Next one. Okay, sock it to me. This one comes from Mercenary Elf. Mercenary Elf. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Mercenary Elf says, dealer's choice. Dealer's Choice. You got to go wild, Matt. I really should have brainstormed some more weird songs. Here's Gollum singing Jackson. We got married in a fever, higher than a pepper sprout We've been talking about Jackson ever since the fire went out We're going to Jackson, gonna run around Well, we're going to Jackson. Ooh, Jackson Town. Me and Mercenary Elf are going to Jackson. Go ahead and wreck your head. Go do-do-do-do-do, you sweet talking man. Do-do-do-do-do-do, I don't remember the words. Uh, thank you, Mercenary Elf. Thank you, Mercenary Elf. That was a great one. Next one here comes from Scribbler Johnny. Thank you, Scribbler Johnny. Scribbler Johnny, thank you. Scribbler Johnny wants Brother Ichabod to sentence sinners to play Candy Crush. Ooh. Ooh, okay. That's all you, Matt. Okay, let me get... I have to work myself up to do this one. You're there! Oh, wait. Has my audio been... Oh, let me adjust that. Okay, I got it. There you go. You there, new sinner! I notice you're in hell and you have nothing to do with your hands! Well, good news for you, because we've just got this shipment in of Windows phones! Remember the Windows phone? It's the official phone of hell! It's your only choice, it runs off of Windows seven, it fucking sucks! And the only installed game is Candy Crush! You will be just swiping and swiping and swiping and swiping and swiping. And then you'll have to charge your phone for a bit. And then you'll be swiping and swiping and swiping and swiping. And then it'll get a little too hot and you'll have to put it down for a little bit. And then swipe and swipe and swipe until your fucking fingerprints fall off! Does that sound like a miserable time to you? Huh, Scribbler Johnny? Well, too bad! You have no choice! Shut up! No eye contact! We should set up a cameo for Brother Ichabod. He just gave me the idea. Um, thank you so much for Johnny. Okay. We got one here and then we'll, we'll take a break, pick a winner here. Um, this one comes from Spirocythe. Thank you. We have to get an applause button or something. We need to get like a soundboard, like we're drive time DJs, you know, where it can have like the horn sound effect and like the, the, the Voiva Zella or whatever it's called. Yeah. Spireside Every Week creates a new meme for us based on things we've discussed in the past week. This week is no different. We discussed a lot over the past week, mainly Matt's feet and his trip to McDonald's, but other things as well. Here we go. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it would have something to do with this. All right, look at this. It says save Matt on the top there. Save his frostbitten toes, I'm assuming. Oh, you're wearing a Matt TV t-shirt. That is cool. Nice. And he put your face onto some other guy's face, looks like. Let's see. I love that he gets only the most flattering photographs of me to put in things. He's got me. I look like I'm very cold outside of... I'm at the border of New York State. Are you on like a... I'm trying to figure out. You look like you're on a mascot hedgehog costume or something. I don't know. Yeah, it's the proportions very odd. Let's see. We got a very special episode. What is this? What? What is that from? That's just like a generic special episode. And then we got Sammy Stevens, the guy from the Montgomery flea market flea market Montgomery. Yeah. Who is that to the left? Oh, that's the pimp my ride. Oh, yeah. Is that the the lady who got the the nurse mobile? Yeah. We put a full MRI machine in the trunk of your car. There's a full MRI machine in the trunk of her car. Now your car is useless. Enjoy. We also got Bill Bixby as the Hulk there. Yeah. Oh, is that a bottle of Smirnoff Ice? Yeah, I was drinking a Smirnoff Ice Screwdriver last week. The attention to detail is incredible. I love it. Thank you so much, Pyrocythe. Pyrocythe here also has a request. It says, how about Don Knotts asking Peter Weller if the Oreo cookie story is real? So you want to be Peter Weller? Should I be Peter Weller as Robocop? I'm trying to think if I can do that. I think just the curmudgeon-y Peter Weller would be... would be good. Okay, okay, okay. Oh, excuse me, Mr. Weller, can I ask you something? Yes, what is it? Oh, I won't take too much of your time, but I'm a huge fan of the Robocop series, and I heard an interesting story that you were fed Oreos on the set of Robocop. Is that true? Look, have you been talking to that idiot Randy again? Randy! Randy, that's the one who told me! Look, look, I've told Randy a thousand times I don't know anything about him and his fucking Oreos, okay? But he's very convincing. He said that you would just open your mouth and a PA would put Oreos in your mouth. Look, I don't know where he's getting these stories from. Look, I've lived a full life. I was in Star Trek Into Darkness at one point. I was in the Dark Knight Returns cartoons. I've done a lot. I have a PhD, and all anybody wants to know is about the fucking Oreos, and I'm sick of it. I will go full Robocop on the next person who asks me about the Oreos. Well, it's nothing to be ashamed of. Oreos are delicious. Hey guys, it's Randy. You've been talking to Peter over here? Randy, are you the one that told him about the Oreos? Yeah, I'm the one that told him. Oh my god. See, it's funny because you thought it was the other Randy, but it's me, Randy Newman. I'm the one spreading the Oreo story. I'm going to shoot you in the dick just like Robocop. No, don't do that. Oh no. My dick. Can't have that. Thank you so much, Spiroscythe. Thank you, Spiroscythe. All right, let's pick a winner here. I'm going to draw a name. Whoever wins is going to win a free download of The Mads Are Back, The Brain from Planet Aros. And old Misty Jamie. Misty Jamie, awesome. Congratulations, a huge dumb supporter. Well deserved. Canadian even. Matt, we have several Canadian viewers. I got an email this morning from someone in Nova Scotia who said they just love everything we're doing. Wow. That's awesome. Keep up the great work. I literally get emails like that every day. It's the most uplifting thing. It's what keeps me going. I also wake up to mean emails occasionally, but then I get a nice one like thirty seconds later and it makes up for that. If things keep going south in this country, we might be crashing on your couch soon, Misty Jamie, because we've got to keep up our Canadian audience so we can flee whenever we need to. Okay, we've still got so much to get to, and it's already eight-forty. What do you say we get into This Week in Dome? Okay. Take it away, Chris. I'm Randy. Saturday, we had an all-new episode of Jackie Naiman Jones, The Hands of Paint. We did. You may have seen it in the promo I made. Oh, yeah. I love that promo. The subject was She-Creature. This was Jackie's painting that she was working off of. She-Creature. I spelled it wrong on this flyer, I realized later. The She-Creature, the Pretty terrible movie. But everyone did such a great job. Here are some of the paintings here. This one is... Oh, this is cool. See the She Creature by Shade. Very nice. Here's an alternate version of that. Shade does really cool colors, different versions. It looks like the Shroud of Turin or something. I think I've said that before about... This one is great. This is Pin Up by Charlotte Greenwell. That is a boobalicious sheep creature. Oh, you think that's a boobalicious? I am slightly aroused. Here's She's Serving Fish by Blue. Oh, my God. I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me. I know. This one is probably my favorite. This is She Can Do It by Rebecca Biggs. That's awesome. Isn't it? This one's cool too. Pretty Now by Tom Watson. All these she creatures have great tits. You're all great at the she tits on the monster. Y'all nailed the she tits. Here's mine. She looks kind of like... Yeah, it's good. You went with a very traditional kind of model that Jackie had. He looks like he's wearing some kind of, I don't know, mask or something. I'm trying to think of what he reminds me. He looks kind of like a Thundercats character or something. He looks kind of like a... Who was the one guy, like Pantera, Panthro, whatever his name was? Yeah. Oh, here's a great one, and this is going to be on a new set of digital Valentine's Day cards. This is by Ingo Woldemuth. Yeah. That's my favorite. Last year we sold a set of four digital Valentine's Day cards. You can print them at home, fold them up, use them as Valentine's. We're going to have a new set in the store very soon, so be on the lookout for that. Yes, I was a consultant on that design. Ooh, look at that. But yeah, it was a great class. Everyone should join the Hands of Paint class because it's free for your first thirty days. And every month we watch a B-movie and then we paint something from that B-movie. So we've done so many Mystery Science Theater movies. The Christmas Dragon... Was She-Creature a Mystery Science Theater movie? Yeah, it was like a later one. I think it was season eight or nine or something. Okay. I'm really showing how little I know about this show, even though I work with everybody from it. Plan Nine from Outer Space, we've done a bunch, and it's just a super relaxing... Several monos designs of... And everyone can check that out over at dumb-industries.com slash Jackie. Check out the student gallery, too. It's right on the page there. Just click on gallery right on our homepage. And you can see all the amazing work people are doing. And if you paint an older painting, you should still send us a photo of your painting. And we'll throw it on there and talk about it on our social media. I'll put it up in my shrine in my room. That class is every fourth Saturday. The gallery will blow you away, as Shade says. The gallery will blow you away. away. Gotta finish your sentences there. Okay. I think I blew myself too early. What else? Alright, so yeah, so that happened on Saturday and then on Monday, it was the next Super Dumb Brothers. We played Back to the Future games. Yes. Poorly. And... there are some we found back to well they're all nes games but they had back to the future and then back to the future two and three they combined into one game you never got past part two though I don't think right no yeah I was I was very confused it was like a mario kind of game but it was yeah yeah we got very lost very quickly and uh and then you played back to the future one which is essentially what if the paper boy uh sucked a lot more and it was very lame had nothing to do with back to the future How do you mess that up? Back to the Future has some of the most iconic props, costumes. How do you mess that up? I know graphics were limited back then, but they could have put a little pixelated vest on Marty McFly, you know, or... Or, yeah, had the DeLorean there somehow, or, you know, they just, yeah. It was like E.T. the game levels of, I don't think they even watched this movie before they made the game. No, they did not. But we had a fun time playing them. And we played some Rift Tracks game, I think, right? Yeah, we played all Christmas clips of the Rift Tracks game. Because we forgot to turn that off, and... because we forgot to turn it off. Oh, EQ Washu says we need to play the Universal Studios Minecraft DLC. I think I did play that with my nephew because he's obsessed with going to Universal Studios. The marketing has worked on him. That's all he wants to do. But yes, the Back to the Future episode is now on demand in the Super Dumbo's Super Club. our most recent live stream is always available to watch on depend so you could check that episode out completely for free yeah do it and uh yeah and while we're talking about that what are we doing next week for oh so next month we're going to start uh we're going to do games over multiple episodes so we're starting in february we're going to do grand theft auto three for for two weeks and yes we're gonna do that for two weeks and then uh and now I'm gonna be playing that and then matt's going to be playing uh more of legend of zelda skyward sword Yeah, so if you watched, we did a long play of the beginning of that, which was basically just all the beginning exposition of that game. I did a lot of reading, so now that all that's out of the way, we'll actually be playing the game. Yeah, so if you're curious about how the Legend of Zelda series began, because that's chronologically the very first game in the timeline, you can check that out. And I, I've been, I got the grand theft auto trilogy. I'm almost done with grand theft auto three, but I think that would be a, it's kind of a fun place to jump in and play with you guys. Cause they may be able to like finish the game, uh, on, on during the stream. So that'll be nice for a change, you know, right. Instead of just playing the first level and being terrible at it. Uh, yeah. So, so y'all got that, got that to work to look forward to, uh, so yeah, Monday. And then, God, Tuesday. This week has been... Wild. Tuesday, we had the Mid to Late Evening Show with Mary Jo Peel, an all-new episode of the Mary Jo Peel Show, and it was late-night talk show themed. And I think we nailed it. I think we did a good job of making the show a late-night talk show. Mary Jo did her monologue from the garage. We had guests, Jackie Naiman-Jones. We had a great interview with Jackie. Dave played a song. Dave played a song, one of my favorite Valley Lodge songs. And Mary Jo's next door neighbor, Ian, stopped by. And that was so much fun. I was the band leader for the night. I had a whole band behind me. You did a great job editing everything. It was a nice, slick production. uh I wouldn't say it was slick but it was a nice production and I was literally I said this in the discord server I think yesterday but I was literally editing a final episode like minutes before the pre-show went on like I I started the pre-show and I was still exporting the uh the video for that night and uh yeah so it came out great I was really happy with everything and um Yeah, and we threw you in there. We threw the Brother Ichabod commercial in there because I realized we're cutting the brakes all the time, but we didn't really have any ads to put in there. So I slid in the Brother Ichabod ad. nice because yeah we were trying to think if I could do anything for it and then just how everything was kind of put together and then just how we were scheduled and everything we just couldn't quite make it happen so uh so it was nice to to still have popped up for a second I was just happy having made the pre-show like I like I usually do so it's uh you know I don't it doesn't have to be matt time all the time you know yeah eric mckinnon says next time you do it have ian be the sidekick the whole time that's not a bad idea plus wacky neighbor needs to be a thing Yeah, it was like the way we filmed it, Mary Jo had to film everything separately. So it was like as a sidekick, I couldn't really do much. She said one thing to me during the monologue and then I had to edit myself talking to her. and uh did I mention I was editing this until like thirty seconds before it aired um but I I filmed a bunch of stuff of me playing guitar and then a lot of it just ended up like unusable so I had to kind of like there's a lot there's a lot to that episode I didn't know you could play guitar that's uh oh yeah oh I've been playing guitar since I was twelve thirteen or something huh You knew that. I know you played drums, but I've never seen a guitar in your place. I play drums way more often. But yeah, I have a Fender Strat, American Strat. Great guitar. Oh, wow. I have a Mexican Strat at my parents' house, and it is not great. mexican strats can still be pretty good but um the thing with strats is now I'm gonna deviate for a little bit uh strats are good but the the stock pickups on them are not great if you get a strat uh you should probably change the pickups on it because they're single coil and they buzz we gotta form a band matt me you that's it just the two of us and uh We'll be like the white stripes. Yes. But yeah, God, Tuesday. So much fun. That episode is now on demand in the Mary Jo Peele Show Clubhouse, available for all Clubhouse members. And let's see. And you also picked what we're doing for the next Movie Joe Night that night, too. Yes, the next Movie Joe Night is going to be the first movie made for TV movie, Doctor Strange. Yeah, so come back in February. Jessica Waters is in it. and uh yeah february and we're doing it on a friday next month because we've got uh we had a we had a we had a reschedule a few things so so a nice a nice friday night movie joe night that'll be yeah those are fun we've done it once before I think we did pray for the wildcats on our friday Something like that, yeah. That'll be great. So, yeah, you get a full Mads Friday and a new movie Joe all at once. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, so, yeah. And then Wednesday, we did Weird and Wonderful Wednesday, as always. And I was in the middle of putting my tax stuff together and, you know, fun adult shit like that, so I didn't catch it. But we have the person who made it. So, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Burt Bacharach. I mean... That's Miss Burt Bacharach. I'll have you know. That's Miss Burt Bacharach. The timing was perfect. How do you say, is it Bacharach? Is that right? It's Bacharach, isn't it? I'm always just quoting Austin Powers when I do that. When he just goes, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Burt Bacharach. Well. Emmy, how are you? Welcome to the program. You know, things are good. Things are good. Yeah. I mean, look at all these people in the chat. They're all going nuts for you. Look at this. You know. It's six days till my birthday. I know. We've been counting down over here at the headquarters. It's one of the ones with the zero at the end of it, I think. Oh, really? That's what they tell me. I did not know this. I think it might have a zero at the end of it. That's crazy. You're the same exact age as my sister-in-law. So last night Speaking of of creating and all that we had creation of the humanoids or a movie about about racism and and and other weird Tangential stuff from yeah, but it was very very uh very ahead of its time. What year did that come out? nineteen sixty two Yeah. And look at that. Chris actually edited down this poster or something. You did something special with this. You just found that one online. That's an alternate one of the one I think I'd sent you. Oh, cool. It's almost the exact same poster. But it's got a nice black border. I like the black border. I know. It's cool, right? It looked good in the emails. Yeah, it looked nice. That's why I was like, I got that email. And I was like, ooh. I was like, that's nice. I was like, that stands out more. Thanks, Chris. um yeah that movie so you you've you've seen it you watched it yes on sven ghouli back in four four years ago when a while ago yeah it was four years I had and um tell you the date and uh god the movie the ending it's got like an amazing ending It does. You're expecting the twist, but then the twist is slightly different than you're expecting. That's really how you do the twist. You've got to double-blind people like that. But also, it's just really competently written. The script is amazing. The colors are amazing. The sets and the costumes are amazing. The camera work and the budget is crap. Yeah, the makeup and everything looks pretty cheesy. Yeah, they've got one camera and one microphone, and the camera's just not moving. Yeah, but otherwise, what a film. Totally, yeah. I wasn't able to watch last night, but you always have such a huge crowd that tunes in every Wednesday. It was well over a hundred people last night for Creation of the Humanoids. That was so great. I was honored. So everyone should join Emmy's membership, dumb-industries.com slash weird. She hosts a new movie every Wednesday. The movie starts at eight, but you have a whole pre-show. It starts earlier at seven. I have some cartoons. We do Emmy Martian's Cartoon Funhouse afterwards. I had a lot of robot cartoons. There was Gumby's Robot Rumpus, and Ernest had the full-length director's cut. I love Ernest. He went to camp. That's a different Ernest, but every time, Matt, every time. He went to Africa one time. Yes. He was in the army. Have you ever seen Doctor Otto and the Riddle of the Gloom Beam, Matt? Yeah, that's a weird one. Speaking of weird movies. I remember I rented that as a kid because it was the only Ernest movie in the store at the time. And I was on an Ernest Jag at like eight years old. What is that, the original... No, that's like a different thing. It's really bad. It's like a character showcase for Jim Varney back when Ernest was more of a commercial character. Ernest pops up for a second in it, but mainly Jim Varney plays a supervillain, basically, called Doctor Otto. It's pretty weird. He also did Slam Dunk Ernest where he becomes like a basketball star. Ernest. We also had We Bare Bears and lots of other great, great robot themed cartoons and so forth. Yeah, I think it's always y'all never seen we bear bears y'all aren't The kid they got it they got it y'all tune in later tonight And you can see some we bear bears on on cartoon fun house later tonight on on TV at ten that over a dumb weird So there'll be there'll be some more we bear bears yeah, and lots of other cool things but uh But really what I want to say is that before we move on is next week, it's my birthday. It's my birthday on next Wednesday. It's actually on the Wednesday. So it's going to be a big blowout and I'm going to have nothing last forever. I had a big blowout earlier. It wasn't me. You don't drive. I had to change my pants. Have you ever even driven a car? I have driven a car. I was in a wreck that almost killed me when I was like twenty-two years old when a Greyhound bus hit my Honda Civic and put it into a guardrail. Wait, wait, wait. Who was driving the bus? Was it the Elvis impersonator? Yeah, it was the same guy. That's right. It was just to tell my Quentin Tarantino story, too. Oh, yeah. It's almost nine o'clock. We'll do that. My point was, I do really need to say this. I'm trying to get this sentence out. Um... Next week is my birthday, and so I will be having the movie Nothing Lasts Forever. Nothing Lasts Forever is a dystopian sci-fi film that stars the lead of Gremlins and Bill Murray and Dan Aykroyd and Terry Garr and Sam Jaffe and Imogene Coca and Bud Melman and both the Belushi brothers are in it in a rare appearance together. It's a fantastic movie. It's a... It's about a young man who wants to become an artist, and a bunch of homeless people send him on a bus to go shopping with senior citizens on the moon. It's truly incredible. And Zach Galligan, star of A Very Delicate Matter, which was shown on The Witching Hour. This is also, see, it's the synergy. Zach G., He's mainly well known for being on that and an episode of Star Trek Voyager and nothing else. Yeah. Well, this movie that I'll be playing has never been released officially or commercially or anything. It was aired on TV one night and one night only, I believe in the early nineties. Someone made a videotape copy of that. I have a very high, high definition copy of, actually I used to have like a, For years, I actually had a crappy copy and a few months ago. I actually ran across like a Much nicer nicer copy of As I said never been officially released partly because of copyright reasons And and other other but but that makes it easy for us to play because we're not stepping on anyone's toes amazing uh emmy we have uh a donation here that requires your peter laurie impression um is who go ahead this this comes from ryan s thank you so much ryan ryan thank you ryan says colombo asks jill cairo played by peter laurie about the maltese falcon wait who asked peter laurie Columbo. Okay, so it's you two. Ask Joel Cairo, played by Peter Lorre, about the Maltese. Like the movie? Just ask him about the movie? It's a drink for my two-liter during this. Excuse me, sir. I'm sorry to bother you. Obviously got a lot going on right now, but I was hoping maybe you could tell me about that film, The Maltese Falcon. Have you never seen me and the fat man? Is the fat man here? Has he come here already? So, you know, I like the pictures, but Mrs. Columbo's a huge fan, and she's seen all of them, and that's one of the ones that she wants to go see this weekend. You should definitely let her in on that, because it's going to be an experience she'll never forget, if you know what I mean. I think I know exactly what you mean. Now, just one more thing, sir. Would you care to tell me, is that movie a remake of an older movie? It is indeed. It was made like four years previously and it sucked. The one without me, it was terrible. It was really slow and it didn't have Humphrey Bogart or Elisha Cooke Jr. or Sidney Greenstreet or anyone in it. It really sucked. It was one of the worst ever. I don't know. Luckily, we remade it with a brand new enamel finish. Well, that's good to hear. Mrs. Columbo is going to be very thrilled. Hey, guys, it's Randy. What movie are you talking about? The Maltese Falcon. Have you heard of it? I think I have heard of it. That's the one about the guy with the Chewbacca and they fly the ship, the Maltese Falcon, right? Yeah, I think you're confused there. I think you're thinking of the aluminum Falcon. Yes, that's it, the aluminum Falcon. I've seen that with Lucas Starfryer. I'm very familiar with that. young kids these days you know um yes and and singing the next one you got a maltese falcon oh my god all right thank you thank you thank you so much ryan thank you ryan I also want to thank uh I just want to thank daniel s I want to thank uh I want to thank dare n And I also really, really want to thank Rocky. Rocky, I really appreciate you. But also, Darren, you know, see, I don't want to, it's tough when people, when they send us, I don't want to dox anybody. I know, yeah. I don't want to thank them. I've just been thanking first name, last initial, just to, you know, I don't want to dox anyone. Unless we've already said their name eight thousand times on the show, in which case they seem fine with us doxing them. I'd like to thank the Academy, and I would like to thank our Lord Jesus Christ. Emmy, do you have a minute to stick around for our intermission video? As long as you have a minute. Do you have a minute? Okay. See, that was good timing. So I found two short little ones. And to start off this, I love news videos that kind of seem like they could vaguely be Monty Python skits. This is a skit about a man who cars keep hitting his house and the county won't do anything about it. So let me hit the bed music real fast. Thank you, Chris. It is a sight to see the signs in front of this Cleveland Heights home after dealing with crash after crash. We told you about one of those crashes back in twenty twenty one. Another happened in twenty twenty two. Honey, I'm home. Tell you about a near miss. And it's like a Tesla jumping. He still feels like this city has not done. Your Uber's here to prevent this from continuing to happen. How is it happening? It shows you now how it's got to be like a steep off South Taylor Road. There's flashing lights, a speed bump. What's going to happen when a car going eighty five miles an hour hits that speed bump? and even this guy's like ned flanders I love him put those rocks in place as a what they call temporary measure oh my god it's still not enough to keep his home safe from erratic drivers I'm painting another sun this side just put all these weird signs Did it say chicken shit? It does say. Oh, this guy rules. We have to blur one of them out. Wait, why are they... Is there like a swastika on that one? Nah, I think it just swears. Yeah. Cars just keep flying into only his house. I'd be terrified to hang out I like how they're totally doxing him too with like the street address and everything yes the second was in the other billy joel I can't get homeowners insurance. I currently have insurance, but they've jacked the rates, and if I have one more claim, I'm being dropped. Wow. This guy's yard is like a Twitter comment section. It's great. This guy needs to move. Well, his house is paid off. Yeah. I don't have a mortgage. The house is paid off. What can I buy where I won't have to pay that's comparable to where I'm currently living? If you had to pay, at least a car wouldn't fly through your window. I think that's a fair trade-off. As far as I'm concerned, this house has a giant target on the side. and the city has done nothing to alleviate that until he gets it gal plans to keep painting and so do you think these signs help no they help me not at all they help me mentally exactly they just let him event yeah I think he actually admitted that too they helped me idiots that one sign just says idiots that helps him not kill people in like a random like killing spree at least he's good at anger management So there's that one. That was a quick little video. And I found another quick little video. There's people on TikTok. Wait, I need to set this up. There's people on TikTok who claim to be telekinetic and it's the goofiest thing ever. I've been on their account before. They have like a whole page full of videos where they even coach people on how to be telekinetic. And just watch how stupid this is. Imagine there's an Instagram account where the creator claims to have telekinesis abilities. He insists he can control the air, something similar to popular anime. The account breeze the creative seriously tries to prove to people that he can manipulate objects. Just watch how stupid this is. Oh look, they moved an empty water bottle. The main character can crush a soda can or move objects just with her mind. But in the case of this Instagram account, things are much funnier. That's so stupid. They're knocking it down with air. Yes. But they think that they're, like, amazing. This guy posted a video where he showed a girl he claims he taught the art of telekinesis. She was physically able to move aluminum foil with just a wave of her hand. Whoa! Moves in the wind. It's a simple childhood trick. The foil on the table is very light, and the wave of the hand creates a gust of air that pushes the foil. That's it. I like that they have to, like, use an infographic to explain this to people. They're like, are you this dumb? Whoa! Look, I also invented the paper airplane. Yeah, Gleapster idiots. Yeah, they need the sign from that guy's yard. Who would have thought some wind could move an elastic water bottle? Yeah, this woman is all my energy. The creative teaches people this questionable magic. He even has a Patreon. How about health is wealth for twenty two dollars a month? It seems some people for twenty two dollars a month. You can learn how to move things by three hundred and twenty members. Wow. Let's go. We're doing something. Where's my new grift? Yeah. It's people like this are the reason why Trump is in power again. whoa incredible so yeah so that's probably what does believe in this that's probably if you take that is you'll be able to move tinfoil with all the telekinetic you know it just comes naturally but the worm in my brain lets me move water bottles with my mind Is that a good RFK? You know, it needs to be raspier. Both of ours needs to be, we need more rasp in our RFK. I actually did not say that. My cousin found out that I was putting mice into a blender to feed my hawk, and that's a new thing that actually happened to me. I wish you'd had time. I had brought a video, too, this week, but because of failed celebrity pilots, Chris saw the video that I brought already, the Pryor's Place video. Uh-oh. I thought about it. I thought about it. Well, how long is it? We probably don't have... I mean, it's, you know, it's like two minutes. It's the open... It's like a minute, so it's like the opening to a... Do you have it? Do it. Do you have it ready? I have it ready. I think I... Can I just drag and drop it in the... Is that how that works? If you go to present at the bottom in video file, you should be able to open it from your documents or downloads. Oh, look at that. You're the smart one. yeah you're acting like you've never used stream yard before you know some of these things they baffle us sometimes okay so is it ready it is totally ready it is ready and loaded up just hit add to screen Right. Did I not hit the add to screen? I don't see it in the videos at the bottom here. Yeah. Not seeing it. I think there might just be too many videos, but... No, you can put a lot of videos on. Oh, no. This video uses a codec. Well, next time. Next time. Next time, maybe, to quote Terrence Howard from Iron Man. We'll have to share the wonders of Pryor's Place with Matt, because it's just... It's great. Ever since I've seen this, I've been thinking of Matt and, like... You need to see this, Matt. Put it in the Discord. Check out our Discord later if you're not a member of our Discord. That video will be in there. I posted a picture of my feet earlier today. There's all kinds of neat bonus content. I'm going to ban you from the Discord if you keep that up. Please, please do that. Look, we keep flip-flopping on this issue. If we just stop flip-flopping on this issue, I think that... I'll get out of here. Where's my... All right. Okay. Thank you, Emmy. Thanks, Emmy. We will see you real soon. See you later. Bye-bye. Bye. Conway Twitty, everyone. Okay. Oh, my God. We still got so much to get to. Let's get right into it. Let's get into coming soon enough. All righty. Coming soon to Dom. Oh, yeah, you go first on this one. Coming soon. Well, we got a really busy February. We have a really buzzy February. Really buzzy February. Bees everywhere. Bees everywhere. I'm going to get a buzz cut. But I'm just going to highlight a few things coming up. First off, oh, we forgot to ask Emmy about this. Tuesday, February fourth, an all new episode of Martian Shadows. That's going to be episode eleven of Martian Shadows. Maybe they'll like go through a door or something. They might enter a door in this one. Someone might burp, you know. When we debut new episodes of Martian Shadows, we do a mini marathon leading up to it. So if you haven't seen past episodes, get caught up. The new episode will debut shortly after eight PM. I think we run a couple episodes. Yeah. I kind of, I kind of time it up to where the whole thing ends around like, like nine or whenever it's, it's supposed to end. So yeah, like, so yeah, you get there like quarter after eight. Yeah. You should be good for the new one, but check that out on Twitch right here on our Twitch channel. Yeah. yes sir and then tuesday february eleventh uh which is the correct date unlike in the promo I made earlier uh it's the next mads are back show bride of the gorilla yay we got oh we've got our q a guest I don't want I want to announce it in the newsletter tomorrow but Okay, well, I'm glad I didn't add it to the promo then. Q&A guest confirmed. Can I tease that it's a returning guest? It's a returning guest. Yes, it's a returning guest. That narrows it down a little for some of you. But yeah, it's going to be a fun time. Frank and Trace have new riffs. It's a stupid movie with Raymond Burr and Lon Chaney. It's basically, I was kind of scanning through it when I made the promo. It's essentially the story of the Wolfman, but with a gorilla. and also launching in it but not as it's also not really a gorilla it's like a demon that looks like a gorilla yeah and it's just kind of like raymond burr with like dark makeup around his eyes a little bit like they yes very very odd it's uh but yeah everyone I hope everyone can make that jokes for that I'm really looking forward to it This was before Valentine's Day. So this is our big Valentine's Day episode. And I didn't know this. We didn't know this until after we announced it. MJ and Bridget did a riff on Riff Trax of Bride of the Girl. Oh. Well, since Riff Trax did it, we obviously can't anymore. You know, it's... yeah no uh it's it's fine it's funny like I think after we did the witching hour stoned riff tracks released like mj and bridget watching that like within days of each other there was there was one like that and then there was another one too didn't like master pancake or something else like there was like two other riffs of stone that all happened at the same time as ours it was very strange Um, all right. Bri the gorilla. Don't miss it. That's our big show. Next show. Q and a guest is going to be announced in the new tomorrow. So get on the newsletter, dumb dash industries.com slash newsletter. Hang on. I just want to Spiros. I just want to highlight this comment by Spiro side. Cause I think they had some auto correct happening. I think they meant to say the get off my lawn t-shirt, but they put the get off my mom shirt, get some great looks. And I think that's a wonderful type. Get off my mom. Wow. Make that shirt. I think we have to now. Who would the mom be though? It would have to be like a mom from like a show or movie that was known for like a Stifler's mom or something. Get off my mom. That's my mom. I don't know you. uh that was that was a very funny typo that made me giggle thank you uh for that uh uh okay so then uh later on in the month we mentioned this earlier friday february twenty first twenty twenty five eight p.m eastern all new movie june night and we're gonna be watching the original doctor strange I love nothing more than trying to shove our comic book nerddom in Mary Jo's face and to educate her against her will about it. She knows about some comics and stuff, but she really has zero interest in it. But she enjoys watching this stuff and having us kind of try to, you know, it's fun watching it with someone who has really fresh eyes about it. And it's also fun watching you watch it because you do know more about it. And these things from the seventies, sometimes very, they're, they're only, they're very loosely adapted from the source material. So it's, it's interesting to see what liberties they take. But Wong is in this. I saw Wong. I don't know. I've never seen this movie. I've never seen this one either. I just know Jennifer Walters or Jessica Walters is in it. Yeah, I know Jessica Walters is in it. And yeah, Wong is in it too, a character based on Wong. That's all I know. It looks fantastic. It looks kind of like a softcore porn in some way. Yeah, well, Dr. Strange does look like, what's his name, John Holmes or whatever, the famous porn star. Yeah, it's weird. Yeah, I wonder if he'll pop up in the MCU as a multiversal character. That would be awesome. But yeah, everyone, check that out. That'll be streaming right here on Twitch and in the Mary Jo Peel Show Clubhouse. Yep. Don't miss it. I'll put some fun commercials in and all that good stuff. And we have so much coming up at Dumb Industries in February. Get on our newsletter, as I mentioned earlier. Head to our website. Check out the calendar. We've picked all of the Super Dumb Bros games we're playing for next month. We've picked all the Mystery Hours we're doing next month. You can subscribe to the Google Calendar now if you want. You can get alerts and everything. I've thought of all the embarrassing stories I can talk about. We got them all. We got it all, baby. We got it all. We got a Google Doc. List every embarrassing thing you've ever done, Matt. Okay, I think it's finally that time. You all sat through our numerous sales pitches, so it is feature presentation time. All right. So as we said at the top of the show, this is our celebrity vehicle cartoons episode, and I have some weird ones. We mentioned at the beginning that Life with Louie is going to be one of them, but the others are... Excuse me, I almost burped again. Also of note, so first off, we have Camp Candy, which was a TV show about a summer camp where John Candy is the camp counselor. He plays himself loosely. Yes. And it's just, yeah, it's just camp shenanigans. You know, speaking of Ernest Goes to Camp, it's basically What If That, but with an animated John Candy. Or it's like the Camp Krusty episode of The Simpsons, kind of. Oh, nice. uh enjoy your counselor mr wow you know I remember that show kind of confusing me as a kid though because I was just like wait he's just john candy and he would show up like in live action I think at the beginning and end oh did he I I don't maybe they trimmed it down when I watched it on tv much later but uh yeah is this like a multiversal john candy where if he never became an actor he would have just been a camp counselor maybe oh I put the wrong link I put the wrong link. As usual, Treadwell J is pointing out. Hold on one second. God, I'm such a mess up. You're such a piece of shit, Chris. While Chris is fixing that camp candy. Look, Strawpole, StreamYard. You can see how I get the link wrong. Please don't join our StreamYard. Well, you can. We did that once. I accidentally put the StreamYard link into Mary Jo Beale's show and all hell broke loose. All hell's breaking loose. So, yeah, Camp Candy. And then after that, as I mentioned before, Life with Louie. Louie Anderson plays himself as a child and also plays his dad. And it's just sort of like his stand up about his family, but as a cartoon. After that, we have Chuck Norris Karate Commandos. This was a TV show or a cartoon, rather, where Chuck Norris has a team of karate commandos. Very self-explanatory. And in this episode, they fight someone called the Dolphin. So it's some type of a dolphin man, maybe. So if you would like to watch an animated Walker, Texas Ranger fight a dolphin man, there's that. That sounds amazing. And then we have what I hope wins an episode of Bruno the Kid, which Bruce Willis apparently had a TV show where he plays a spy child named Bruno. who gets into spy adventures, and he sometimes also talks to a CGI Bruce Willis head, which is done in bad Max Headroom-esque CGI on a giant computer screen, and that's how, because a lot of these, you know, they would have the live-action cameo by the real celebrity at the beginning, you know, and this is sort of that show's version of that, and it looks very bizarre. Wow. and uh and I remember bruno the kid being a thing when I was younger but I I just never realized that it was like a bruce willis vehicle so I'm I'm very curious to watch that and then we have don't even really remember this but uh it was a nineties thing so it's a little bit newer than than some of the others but now what was didn't bruce willis do like an album something with bruno the return of bruno yeah or that's where respect yourself that was his nickname I guess oh okay Yeah, the respect yourself and devil with the blue dress are on that. He had a brief period where he was kind of fancying himself as like a blues man. He would play like harmonica on stage. Understandably, yeah. When you think of the blues, you think of the star of Hudson Hawk. And then we have our wild card parental control, which as I mentioned last week, it feels like a Tim and Eric sketch. Every single human being on this is the most ridiculous person I've ever seen in my life. Serena makes a good point. No Hammer Man? I thought about Hammer Man. I looked at an episode, but all the ones that were available were very low quality, and I scanned through them, and they looked like there was not a lot to talk about. Yeah, that's the thing. Hammer Man is great to watch the opening credits. After that, it's just like, okay. I did think of it, but I scanned through it, and the one episode was just about graffiti. It was like Hammer Man handling graffiti. It seemed kind of boring, and the quality was just super, super low, so I I opted not to do that, but I did think of it. Thank you for pointing that out. But yeah. And then we have an episode of parental control, which is also a wonderful show. I cannot recommend. I really hope Bruno, the kid or parental control wins tonight, honestly. So so if you would like to watch an MTV terrible reality show where parents get to pick. someone for their daughter to go on a date with and then watch the dates on TV with the daughter's boyfriend that the parents don't approve of, hence them picking dates for the daughter. You should check that out. It's a fun time. Check it out, everyone. All right, we have a couple donations to get through here. Okay, let's do it. Let's see. We got one from Charlotte Greenwell. Charlotte. Charlotte, thank you. We just showed her painting earlier. Charlotte's an amazing artist. She did not put a prompt in here, so I guess I'll just thank you as combo. Thank you very much, Charlotte. Thank you, Charlotte. Trying to think of... Oh, the George Lucas thing you had in the pre-show. I haven't done George Lucas in a while. Oh, yeah. Do you do a good George Lucas? Yes, I guess you could say that. Well, thank you, Charlotte, for your donation. You know, when I was writing Star Wars, I had an idea that the bad guys would be all colorless and the good guys would be wearing color. It's pretty interesting. Why don't you think about that? Thank you, Charlotte. Awesome. And for my contribution to this here is... Well done. That George Lucas clip is crazy. All those Japanese commercials he was in. I think that's a Neil Cicerega compilation. For my contribution to this, here is the song Safety Dance as sang by Tiny Tim attempting to incorporate your name into it. One verse. We can dance if you want to. We can leave your friends behind. Cause your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, then they're no friends of mine, Charlotte. We can go if we... Thank you, Charlotte. Thank you, Charlotte. Let's see. All right, we got two more here. This next one from Keesh, thank you, Keesh. I love Keesh. quiche says uh gollum singing miss you by the stones oh I I can I can pull that off I'm gonna look up the lyrics to make sure I'm saying them correctly though uh Yeah, that is when the Stones went disco. It's not my favorite Stones song, but it's a disco. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, here we go. I've been holding out so long. I've been sleeping all alone. Lord, I miss you. And I've been hanging on the phone. I've been sleeping all alone. I want to kiss you sometime. Nice. That was amazing. Thank you. Miss you. All right, last one here. What's the matter with you, boy? We're going to do show results and see what we're watching. This next one comes from Eric. Eric, thank you. Oh, from Eric McKeddon and Blue Eyed Lady. Oh, thank you so much, guys. Oh, thanks, y'all. You guys are awesome. And they say, can David Lynch and brother Ichabod do a total eclipse of the heart? Oh, Jesus Christ. Uh, the lyrics, but yes, I think we can do that. Yeah. Let me, let me just, I know this one pretty good, but I, uh, so, so, uh, which one do you want to be the, uh, the turnaround person or yeah, I'll be the turnaround person. That's perfect. Okay. Turn around. Oh, is my sound okay? Oh, let me... We have to turn the noise gate off so I can do this correct? Okay. Okay, start again. Turn around. Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round. Turn around. Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears. Turn around. Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by. Turn around. Every now and then I get a little bit terrified and then I see the look in your eyes. Turn around, bright eyes. Every now and then I fall apart. Turn around, bright eyes. Every now and then I fall apart. Let's cut to the chorus. And I need you now tonight. And I need you more than ever. And if you only hold me tight. We'll be holding on forever. And we'll only be making it right. Uh, is that enough? I can taste blood in my mouth. Uh, painful. Okay. Thank you so much. Eric McKenna, blue eyed lady. You guys rule. Oh my God. I just got a notification in my apartment. Uh, I just got a notification from Netflix. Guess what's coming February first. Oh, I thought you're about to say your notification said that Netflix was doing a price hike, uh, because that's happening. That is happening too, but it's all worth it because they're going to have home improvement on Netflix. Uh, um all right let's uh hit show results let's do it and thank you so much everyone hanging out with us tonight there's a hundred and fifty nine of you wow that is crazy pants hit show results whatever's in the top spot is what we shall come on bruno Oh, life with Louie by a vote. Look at that. It's almost a three-way tie. That is crazy pants. No love for Bruno or, well, there's some love for Bruno. Well, first of all, we have a hundred and sixty people watching and how many people have voted total in this? Only sixty-seven. You know, it's just like the U.S. elections. This is what happens when you don't participate in democracy. Life with Louie wins. Well, I think a lot of people actually really wanted to watch it. Okay. Well, maybe it is the will of the people. So Life with Louie, I think that's an older upload that I already had on there. So it's not one of the new ones. But if you type in Life with Louie, it is on there somewhere. And while you're doing that, I will turn our bed music off. Oh, turn that off. Turn that funky music off, white boy. More people voted for parental control than I thought that they would. So that's nice. Okay. We get it. We won't do reality television anymore. The people have spoken. Hold on one second. Why is this not uploading? Life. Louie. There we go. Upload. There we go. There we go. Okay, this one's about a homeless man, I think, that's living in Louis' garage. It's very strange. It's like that ALF episode we watched. Basically, yeah. Let me tell you about my family. See? He pops up in there. Oh, I was talking about... Well, Cam Candy, he does too. Yeah, that's what I was talking about. So now, is Louis Anderson born... like like the louis anderson basically yeah I mean it's like you have to imagine you know the louis that's portrayed in this it's like you know it's his act that he had been working on for like yeah it's it's based off his stand-up yeah But he's a kid, so it's kind of cheating when you think about it. A lot of celebrities had these kind of shows. Like we said, there's Bobby's World. Ellen DeGeneres had a show about a younger version of her. Rosie O'Donnell had a show. Rosie O'Donnell. Roseanne had one. Little Rosie. Seinfeld had one. Was that about him or just about the women he was trying to date at the time? But we never got to buy any of the stuff I wanted. Attention shoppers. Louie Anderson, your mother is looking for you. Please drop the cookies and come to the front of the store. Really? What are the odds? What was this on, like, Fox? This was on Fox. Yeah, this was on, like, Fox Saturday morning, so you could get up and watch, like, Batman the Animated Series. Every kid's favorite stand-up comic, Louie Anderson. The big three. I love Louie Anderson. I think he was hilarious. I do, too. Like, as a kid, like, I don't think any kid gave a shit who Louie Anderson was at this time. I think this show is more for parents who are just watching stuff with their kids. It's like you throw in a little something for the parents so they don't, you know, put a gun in their mouth during the cartoons in the morning. Thanks, Pete, but we got it. How is everything? You know, getting better. You remember Louie? This is Louie? It kind of looks like Joaquin Phoenix on David Letterman that one time. Well, we must be on the same schedule, Pete. I saw you here last week. The mom has a head like one of the Go-Bots. She has that suppository head. He's a bum! He smells like booze! Never give him money because he'll spend it on heroin! Anyway, Pete's the one who put Dad up for the job at the factory. This lady kind of sounds like the secretary from Ferris Bueller's Day Off. I wonder if it's the same lady. He's a righteous dude. He's a real righteous dude. Weebies, dickheads, sluts. They all love him. The punks, the skins, the bluds, the grips. They all love him. Croc noted that the homeless guy was wearing flip-flops. Oh, Matt. It's premonition. It's premonition. This is my future. Oh, so he does the dads. Yeah, he was both the dad and him, yeah. The dad's the best character on this show. Louie has quite the camel toe. He really did try to disguise his voice. Did you clean the garage like I asked you to last week? They should have sped up little Louie's voice so that it sounds a little bit more youthful. I'm in the planning stages. I don't know. It's kind of funnier this way. He's fasting. Uh-huh. So what you're saying is... Go, Ryan. I'm going. Aw. Families. Who needs them? cookies louie you're gonna ruin your appetite wow on your mind you're making this poor kid self-conscious fattening up on cookies there boy you're a little pig boy aren't you little louie whoa oh wow He almost died. That was a close one. Are you all right? Almost tossed my cookies. It's perfectly normal to feel sick after a life-threatening experience. Is that Brian Doyle Murray? Yeah, I was just going to say that. Beat me by a second. That's so cool. Rick Springfield told me not to talk to strangers, too. Okay, okay. So maybe I'll just... Is he eating dog biscuits? Brian Delio Murray in Vacation, often pointed out by The Best Show as being one of the funniest scenes of all time. He's like eating a... In Christmas Vacation? Is that... No, in the first vacation, Brian Dole Murray plays like a hotel manager. Chevy Chase is like, what do you need my address for? And Brian Dole Murray just goes, we'd like to send out a mailer. He's like eating his Uncle Watermelon. I was just thinking, who's the boss in Christmas Vacation? Oh, yeah. Right. If I come over for dinner, they're gonna ask all those questions I don't wanna answer. Where are you living? Where are you working? What's that smell? What are those marks on your arms? I can't do it, Lou! But you're hungry, right? Hungry? I could eat a horse. Well, it's your lucky day. My dad's cooking tonight. And in other news, a portly boy was murdered by a homeless man outside. Ew. Louie. Pass the horse meat, please. Hey, how many is that for you, Louie? I don't know, Dad. Who's coning? I am. Let's see. Two more for Louie. All right. Dad is like a perfect hourglass figure. Look at him. It's Tommy's turn. Do you think his dad really sounded like that? I mean, it's a comedic exaggeration, I'm sure. I'm trying to think of who Louie reminds me of. Here's the raspy. Oh, these are great, Lou. Wow. Well, with dad's meatballs, it's amazing what the human body. Do you like tasting my dad's balls? Let me just say one more time, Lou. You really should never harbor strangers in your garage. You want one? Nah, I gotta do the dishes. Never let a stranger touch your dad's balls. I hear you. Families are tough. You mean you got a family? Where are they? They're dead. I killed them. It's the boss, man. Gotta go. You know, you can stay here for the night if you want. Really? Just one thing. You have to be gone by the time Dad leaves for work. Whoa, I'm not exactly an early riser. No problemo. I'll take care of it. Oh, and Lou, I like a good pillow. Rather picky for a... Do him and the mom sleep in separate beds? They must. Oh, well. Looks like he's wearing like the cap to a preparation H bottle on his head. I hope I'm not too late. Well, that guy could have just slit his throat in the car and he would have never seen it coming. Those aren't pillows. Good one. Yes, it's the woman from Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. Yeah, she was in Ferris Bueller, too. Oh, so it was that lady. Okay. The one who keeps blowing the ferns out of her hair. Gobble, gobble. I don't know if that's impressive or sad that we can identify all of these comedy people in this stupid children's cartoon. Willy's pants go up to like his nipples. I know. He's in like the Tony Soprano fit with the pants that are like super high and the polo shirt. It's like when I try to make Jen laugh and I pull my shorts up really high and tuck my t-shirt into it. That's one of the joys of being in a couple and doing stupid stuff like that. Like I like to put my arms in like the opposite sleeve, you know, and then go around like this. His dad is pretty great. Maybe so, but he's going in the wrong direction. One more time. Heat the pie. And then I want one scoop of vanilla ice cream on top of the pie. Wow. And two scoops of strawberry on the side. See, this is actually a cautionary tale about the welfare state. If you... If you allow someone to just live with you for free, they'll become dependent and they'll start getting, you know, more and more demanding. If you give a mouse a cookie... Thanks a million. So I put a bug bomb in the garage and I gassed him out. Oh, just five more minutes. No, Pete. He just let the car run him over. Yeah, just kill him with carbon monoxide poisoning. Great. What I was wondering, and please let me know if I'm on the line, but what do you do about money? That's easy. Bigger yes it is, Brian. What about a job? Look at me, Lou. Who's going to hire me? He kinda looks like the Hamburglar now with that outfit. Maybe I can help. I can't believe Dad wears these. Geez! No wonder Mom fell in love with him in his uniform. See? I told you. You look like a new man. Yeah, a new man who got dressed with a blindfold on. Oh, would you rather just looked like the dirty piece of shit that you were? Golf outfit? That's Andy Anderson. Poor guy, down on his luck and absolutely no fashion sense. How'd the job hunt go today? Eh, not too good. It's a tough market out there. But I gave it the old college try. I got something for you. Getting a job the hollerin' way. never read her it's full of great advice you need to make an account on linkedin no did you agree to upload your resume sunshine smile and uh firm but not threatening handshake every time lou staccato says he looks like rich cause now that's funny oh look read the book we'll talk later I'm going to check out the classifieds Try not to drip on the chair, okay? I gotta nod my stomach whenever I think about being unemployed. Can't live with them? Can't recycle them. Hey, Dad? Can I take a look at the paper? What for? Trying to keep up on world events. Oh, classifieds, huh? You're not thinking of putting me up for sale again, are you? There goes my master plan. I like that there's a real TV show on in the background. I know. That's pretty cool. What are you doing? That was Swan Lake. Change it back. You're not going away. You missed the pirouette. A pirouette for you is going to make you feel better. Alright, let's see one. That's great. You promised me a pirouette and I want to see it. He's built like Donkey Kong. He has massive arms and Aww. Aww, he moves like a little angel. Dad, you're losing it. I'm just kidding you. How about a plan? Gotcha, kid. Louie has, like, no articulation. He's built like Ram Man from He-Man. He just, like... You're right. That is Andy Anderson. Yesterday, he was at the bus stop. Is that the grandma from Looney Tunes? I had no idea they were having money problems. I have an idea. Let's bring her a Bundt cake. You're sure it was him? I'm really into this plot. This isn't bad. I'm enjoying this more than I thought I would. I mean it can't be worse than the weird science show. Remember that era when you could just come home from work and just take out everything on your spouse? Well that man has no ass. He's built like me. Yeah, it's weird. It's like Louis has nothing but an ass. It's like the Arnold Schwarzenegger twins principle where one of them got all the traits and the other one got none of them. Yeah. So, I was wondering, since we got a few minutes, how about we go through the
It’s another Thursday and Matt & Chris are here to recap the week in Dumb, starting off with Matt recounting a harrowing tale of visiting his local McDonald’s in flip-flops, then they welcome Emmy Martian on to chat about her recent screening of The Incredible Hulk, and finally watch an episode of Challenge of the GoBots, because no one wanted to watch a 2000s dating show. Gee, thanks.
It’s another Thursday and Matt & Chris are here to recap the week in Dumb, starting off with Matt recounting a harrowing tale of visiting his local McDonald’s in flip-flops, then they welcome Emmy Martian on to chat about her recent screening of The Incredible Hulk, and finally watch an episode of Challenge of the GoBots, because no one wanted to watch a 2000s dating show. Gee, thanks.
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This Week In Dumb:
Monday, January 20, 2025 @ 8pm ET: Super Dumb Bros. Play Superman Games
Tuesday, January 21, 2025 @ 8pm ET: Movie Jo Night: Scream Pretty Peggy
Wednesday, January 22, 2025: Weird & Wonderful Wednesday Watchalongs: THE INCREDIBLE HULK (1977)
Coming Soon To Dumb:
Saturday, January 25, 2025 @ 8pm ET: Jackey Neyman Jones: The Hands of Paint | The She-Creature
Tuesday, January 28, 2025 @ 8pm ET: The Mid-To-Late-Evening Show with Mary Jo Pehl
Tuesday, February 11, 2025 @ 8pm ET: The Mads Are Back: Bride of the Gorilla
Feature Presentation: An episode of “Challenge of the GoBots”
It’s Thursday and Matt & Chris are mourning the loss of their Lord and Savior David Lynch, who sadly passed away today, offering memories, anecdotes, and of course bad impressions, of the man himself. Then, after recounting a previewing a busy month at Dumb, they are forced to watch a Transformers rip-off they’ve actually watched already once before: Van-Pires, scored by John Entwhistle of The Who — true story.
It’s Thursday and Matt & Chris are mourning the loss of their Lord and Savior David Lynch, who sadly passed away today, offering memories, anecdotes, and of course bad impressions, of the man himself. Then, after recounting a previewing a busy month at Dumb, they are forced to watch a Transformers rip-off they’ve actually watched already once before: Van-Pires, scored by John Entwhistle of The Who — true story.
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This Week In Dumb:
Friday, January 10, 2025 @ 8pm ET: The Mary Jo Pehl Show Clubhouse: Chit-Chat & Tidbits #21
Saturday, January 11, 2025 @ 3pm ET: Jackey Neyman Jones’ Paint Parties
Monday, January 13, 2025 @ 8pm ET: Super Dumb Bros. Play Arkham Asylum
Tuesday, January 14, 2025 @ 8pm ET: Matt TV
Coming Soon To Dumb:
Tuesday, January 21, 2025 @ 8pm ET: Movie Jo Night: Scream Pretty Peggy
Saturday, January 25, 2025 @ 8pm ET: Jackey Neyman Jones: The Hands of Paint | The She-Creature
Tuesday, January 28, 2025 @ 8pm ET: The Mid-To-Late-Evening Show with Mary Jo Pehl
Tuesday, February 11, 2025 @ 8pm ET: The Mads Are Back: Bride of the Gorilla
Feature Presentation: Yet another episode of Van-Pires (we’re sorry)
Matt & Chris are back in the Mystery Hour van to recap yet another week at Dumb Industries and discuss this week’s theme, weird 90s Christian shows, which ends up being moot because no one wants to watch any of that! Instead, viewers vote to watch this week’s wild card option, an episode of the John Hughes-inspired TV show Weird Science, which is also pretty damn terrible.
Matt & Chris are back in the Mystery Hour van to recap yet another week at Dumb Industries and discuss this week’s theme, weird 90s Christian shows, which ends up being moot because no one wants to watch any of that! Instead, viewers vote to watch this week’s wild card option, an episode of the John Hughes-inspired TV show Weird Science, which is also pretty damn terrible.
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This Week In Dumb:
Monday, January 6, 2025 @ 8pm ET: Super Dumb Bros. Play Super Mario Galaxy
Tuesday, January 7, 2025 @ 8pm ET: Martian Shadows: Episode 10
Wednesday, January 8, 2025: Weird & Wonderful Wednesday Watchalongs: The Blob (1958)
Coming Soon To Dumb:
Friday, January 10, 2025 @ 8pm ET: The Mary Jo Pehl Show Clubhouse: Chit-Chat & Tidbits #21
Saturday, January 11, 2025 @ 3pm ET: Jackey Neyman Jones’ Paint Parties
Tuesday, January 21, 2025 @ 8pm ET: Movie Jo Night: Scream Pretty Peggy
Feature Presentation: An episode of the USA Network show, Weird Science
It’s the first Dumb Industries Mystery Hour of 2025 and Matt & Chris are both not feeling too hot, but that doesn’t stop them from recapping the past couple weeks at Dumb and then discussing this week’s topic: John Hughes TV shows, all before watching an episode of the ill-fated/conceived sitcom Uncle Buck!
It’s the first Dumb Industries Mystery Hour of 2025 and Matt & Chris are both not feeling too hot, but that doesn’t stop them from recapping the past couple weeks at Dumb and then discussing this week’s topic: John Hughes TV shows, all before watching an episode of the ill-fated/conceived sitcom Uncle Buck!
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This Week In Dumb:
Friday, December 20, 2024 @ 8pm ET: The Mary Jo Pehl Show Clubhouse: Chit-Chat & Tidbits #20
Monday, December 23, 2024 @ 8pm ET: Super Dumb Bros. Play Santa Games
Saturday, December 28, 2024 @ 3pm ET: Jackey Neyman Jones: The Hands of Paint: The Christmas Dragon
Wednesday, December 25, 2024 & January 1, 2025: WWWW
Coming Soon To Dumb:
Tuesday, January 7, 2025 @ 8pm ET: Martian Shadows
Friday, January 10, 2025 @ 8pm ET: The Mary Jo Pehl Show Clubhouse: Chit-Chat & Tidbits #21
Tuesday, January 21, 2025 @ 8pm ET: Movie Jo Night: Scream Pretty Peggy (1974)
Feature Presentation: Uncle Buck “Pilot” (1990)
Matt & Chris are back in the Mystery Hour van for their final Mystery Hour of 2024! This week, the two dudes recap all the incredible things happening at Dumb, then chat with Emmy Martian and watch a video about a woman obsessed with gingerbread, all before sitting through what is probably the worst episode of X-Men: The Animated Series ever, “Have Yourself A Morlock Little X-Mas,” even though it’s still a fun watch!
Matt & Chris are back in the Mystery Hour van for their final Mystery Hour of 2024! This week, the two dudes recap all the incredible things happening at Dumb, then chat with Emmy Martian and watch a video about a woman obsessed with gingerbread, all before sitting through what is probably the worst episode of X-Men: The Animated Series ever, “Have Yourself A Morlock Little X-Mas,” even though it’s still a fun watch!
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This Week In Dumb:
Saturday, December 14, 2024 @ 3pm ET: Jackey Neyman Jones’ Paint Parties
Saturday, December 14, 2024 @ 8pm ET: DJ Sally Jessy Raphael DJ’s The Mary Jo Pehl Show Clubhouse
Monday, December 16, 2024 @ 8pm ET: Super Dumb Bros. Play Die Hard
Wednesday, December 18, 2024 @ 8pm ET: W&WWW: A Midwinter’s Tale
Coming Soon To Dumb:
Friday, December 20, 2024 @ 8pm ET: The Mary Jo Pehl Show Clubhouse: Chit-Chat & Tidbits #20
Saturday, December 28, 2024 @ 3pm ET: Jackey Neyman Jones: The Hands of Paint: The Christmas Dragon
Feature Presentation: X-Men: The Animated Series "Have Yourself A Morlock Little X-Mas"
It’s another Thursday in December which means it’s time for Matt & Chris to watch some crappy Christmas specials! This week, the boys recap their very busy week in Dumb, chat with Emmy Martian about her recent Cartoon Funhouse, watch a clip about woman who has sex with Christmas trees or something, and then get into year-end shenanigans all before watching the incredibly boring Garfield Christmas Special which is totally boring.
It’s another Thursday in December which means it’s time for Matt & Chris to watch some crappy Christmas specials! This week, the boys recap their very busy week in Dumb, chat with Emmy Martian about her recent Cartoon Funhouse, watch a clip about woman who has sex with Christmas trees or something, and then preview year-end shenanigans happening at Dumb, all before watching the incredibly boring Garfield Christmas Special which is totally boring.
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This Week In Dumb:
Monday, December 9, 2024 @ 8pm ET: Super Dumb Bros. Play Home Alone
Tuesday, December 10, 2024 @ 8pm ET: The Mads Are Back: A Night of Toons
Wednesday, December 11, 2024 @ 8pm ET: W&WWW:Emmy Martian’s Cartoon Funhouse
Coming Soon To Dumb:
Saturday, December 14, 2024 @ 3pm ET: Jackey Neyman Jones’ Paint Parties
Saturday, December 14, 2024 @ 8pm ET: DJ Sally Jessy Raphael DJ’s The Mary Jo Pehl Show Clubhouse
Tuesday, December 17, 2024 @ 8pm ET: Movie Jo Night Holiday Special
Friday, December 20, 2024 @ 8pm ET: The Mary Jo Pehl Show Clubhouse: Chit-Chat & Tidbits #20
Feature Presentation: A Garfield Christmas Special
Matt & Chris are getting into the holiday spirit as evidenced by their snowy backgrounds and cheery demeanor, and the duo are here to recap the week at Dumb, catch up w/ Emmy Martian, watch the trailer for “A Wrestling Christmas,” and then get caught up discussing Christmas specials all before watching an episode of Xena: Warrior Princess, “A Christmas Solstice.” Wow.
Matt & Chris are getting into the holiday spirit as evidenced by their snowy backgrounds and cheery demeanor, and the duo are here to recap the week at Dumb, catch up w/ Emmy Martian, watch the trailer for “A Wrestling Christmas,” and then get caught up discussing Christmas specials all before watching an episode of Xena: Warrior Princess, “A Christmas Solstice.” Wow.
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This Week in Dumb:
Saturday, November 23, 2024 @ 3pm ET: Jackey Neyman Jones: The Hands of Paint
Tuesday, November 26, 2024 @ 8pm ET: The Mary Jo Pehl Show QVC Special 2024
Monday, December 2, 2024 @ 8pm ET: Christmas Batman Games
Tuesday, December 3, 2024 @ 8pm ET: Martian Shadows
Wednesday, December 4, 2024 @ 8pm ET: Weird & Wonderful Wednesday Watchalongs
Coming Soon To Dumb:
Tuesday, December 10, 2024 @ 8pm ET: The Mads Are Back: A Night of Toons
Saturday, December 14, 2024 @ 3pm ET: Jackey Neyman Jones’ Paint Parties
Saturday, December 14, 2024 @ 8pm ET: DJ Sally Jessy Raphael DJ’s The Mary Jo Pehl Show Clubhouse
Tuesday, December 17, 2024 @ 8pm ET: Movie Jo Night Holiday Special
Matt & Chris are both dead inside, well, at least Matt is, but that doesn’t stop them from hosting another terrific episode of The Dumb Industries Mystery Hour! This week, the two dudes recap the week in Dumb, watch a Mortal Kombat Live promo w/ Emmy Martian, and then watch part one of a Thanksgiving episode of ALF!
Matt & Chris are both dead inside, well, at least Matt is, but that doesn’t stop them from hosting another terrific episode of The Dumb Industries Mystery Hour! This week, the two dudes recap the week in Dumb, watch a Mortal Kombat Live promo w/ Emmy Martian, and then watch part one of a Thanksgiving episode of ALF!
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This Week in Dumb:
Friday, November 15, 2024 @ 12pm ET: Manos Day Returns
Monday, November 18, 2024 @ 8pm ET: Donkey Kong 64
Tuesday, November 19, 2024 @ 8pm ET: Movie Jo Night: Death Car on the Freeway
Wednesday, November 20, 2024 @ 8pm ET: W&WWW: Tokyo Drifter (1966)
Coming Soon To Dumb:
Saturday, November 23, 2024 @ 3pm ET: Jackey Neyman Jones: The Hands of Paint
Tuesday, November 26, 2024 @ 8pm ET: The Mary Jo Pehl Show QVC Special 2024
Matt & Chris return after a mysterious hiatus to recap the week in Dumb and discuss this week’s theme: SPIKE TV! The “Network for Men” that was just as misguided and awful as it sounds. Viewers detest Spike TV so much, in fact, they vote to watch a series of clips from Days of Our Lives in which Marlena got possessed by a demon. Fun stuff!
Matt & Chris return after a mysterious hiatus to recap the week in Dumb and discuss this week’s theme: SPIKE TV! The “Network for Men” that was just as misguided and awful as it sounds. Viewers detest Spike TV so much, in fact, they vote to watch a series of clips from Days of Our Lives in which Marlena got possessed by a demon. Fun stuff!
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This Week in Dumb:
Saturday, November 9, 2024 @ 3pm ET: Jackey Neyman Jones’ Paint Parties
Monday, November 11, 2024 @ 8pm ET: Super Dumb Bros. Play The Oregon Trail
Tuesday, November 12, 2024 @ 8pm ET: Super Dumb Bros. Playthrough Bonus Episode
Wednesday, November 13, 2024 @ 8pm ET: W&WWW: The Big Clock
Coming Soon To Dumb:
Friday, November 15, 2024 @ 12pm ET: Manos Day Returns
Tuesday, November 19 @ 8pm ET: Movie Jo Night: Death Car on the Freeway
Tuesday, November 26 @ 8pm ET: The Mary Jo Pehl Show QVC Special 2024
Feature Presentation: A playlist of clips from Days of Our Lives in which Marlena was possessed by a demon.
Matt & Chris are back in the Mystery Hour van after the longest 48 hours of their lives to recap the past couple weeks at Dumb, at least the parts that don’t involve fascism, to catch up with Emmy Martian, to preview the month ahead at Dumb, and then to discuss this week’s theme: Pokémon Rip-offs! Culminating in a viewing of the pilot episode of Fighting Foodons, a show Chris has a difficult time stomaching for obvious reasons.
Matt & Chris are back in the Mystery Hour van after the longest 48 hours of their lives to recap the past couple weeks at Dumb, at least the parts that don’t involve fascism, to catch up with Emmy Martian, to preview the month ahead at Dumb, and then to discuss this week’s theme: Pokémon Rip-offs! Culminating in a viewing of the pilot episode of Fighting Foodons, a show Chris has a difficult time stomaching for obvious reasons.
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This Week in Dumb:
Friday, November 1, 2024 @ 8pm ET: Chit-Chat & Tidbits
Coming Soon To Dumb:
Saturday, November 9, 2024 @ 3pm ET: Jackey Neyman Jones’ Paint Parties
Tuesday, November 12, 2024 @ 8pm ET: Super Dumb Bros. Playthrough Bonus Episode
Friday, November 15, 2024 @ 12pm ET: Manos Day Returns
Feature Presentation: Fighting Foodons pilot episode
It’s the final Mystery Hour of Spooky Season and Matt & Chris have a lot of sPoOoOoOkY stuff in store to close out October, including an all-new episode of The Mads Are Back and a screening of Jason X: Live at the Rosendale Theatre! Then they close things out by watching the 2002 Twilight Zone episode, “It’s Still A Good Life,” starring Billy Mumy and Cloris Leachman!
It’s the final Mystery Hour of Spooky Season and Matt & Chris have a lot of sPoOoOoOkY stuff in store to close out October, including an all-new episode of The Mads Are Back and a screening of Jason X: Live at the Rosendale Theatre! Then they close things out by watching the 2002 Twilight Zone episode, “It’s Still A Good Life,” starring Billy Mumy and Cloris Leachman!
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This Week in Dumb:
Saturday, October 19, 2024 @ 3pm ET: Super Dumb Bros. Co-Op Day!
Monday, October 21, 2024 @ 8pm ET: Super Dumb Bros. Play Splatterhouse
Tuesday, October 22, 2024 @ 8pm ET: The Mary Jo Pehl Show’s Third Halloween Special
Wednesday, October 23, 2024 @ 8pm ET: W&WWW: Emmy Martian’s Horror Anthology
Coming Soon to Dumb:
Feature Presentation: The Twilight Zone “It’s Still A Good Life” (2002)
Matt & Chris hop back in the Mystery Hour van to recap a busy week at Dumb, then invite Emmy Martian on to watch an Air Sex Competition, followed by writer and comedian Eric Fell stopping by to discuss this week’s sPoOooooKy topic: horror anthology shows, culminating in watching an excellent episode of Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction!
Matt & Chris hop back in the Mystery Hour van to recap a busy week at Dumb, then invite Emmy Martian on to watch an Air Sex Competition, followed by writer and comedian Eric Fell stopping by to discuss this week’s sPoOooooKy topic: horror anthology shows, culminating in watching an excellent episode of Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction!
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This Week in Dumb:
Friday, October 11, 2024 @ 8pm ET: Matt TV
Saturday, October 12, 2024 @ 3pm ET: Jackey Neyman Jones’ Paint Parties
Monday, October 14, 2024 @ 8pm ET: Super Dumb Bros. Play Luigi’s Mansion 3
Tuesday, October 15, 2024 @ 8pm ET: Movie Jo Night: The Hardy Boys Mysteries
Wednesday, October 16, 2024 @ 8pm ET: W&WWW: The Woman In Black (1989)
Coming Soon To Dumb:
Saturday, October 19, 2024 @ 3pm ET: Super Dumb Bros. Co-Op Day!
Tuesday, October 22, 2024 @ 8pm ET: The Mary Jo Pehl Show’s Third Halloween Special
Tuesday, October 29, 2024 @ 8pm ET: The Mads Are Back Halloween Special: The Giant Gila Monster
Feature Presentation: Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction?
Dumb SpOoOoOoOkY Season is in full effect as Matt & Chris recap the sPoOoOoKy week in Dumb, test their mics, workshop their Perry Farrell impressions, and then bring on Emmy Martian to watch a disturbing music video all before watching a SpOoOoOkY episode of Sabrina: The Teenage Witch!
Dumb SpOoOoOoOkY Season is in full effect as Matt & Chris recap the sPoOoOoKy week in Dumb, test their mics, workshop their Perry Farrell impressions, and then bring on Emmy Martian to watch a disturbing music video all before watching a SpOoOoOkY episode of Sabrina: The Teenage Witch!
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This Week In Dumb:
Friday, October 4, 2024 @ 8pm ET: Chit-Chat & Tidbits
Monday, October 7, 2024 @ 8pm ET: Super Dumb Bros. Play Maniac Mansion
Tuesday, October 8, 2024 @ 8pm ET: Matt & Emmy & Chris & Hider in the House
Coming Soon To Dumb:
Friday, October 11, 2024 @ 8pm ET: Matt TV
Friday, October 11, 2024 @ 9pm ET: Full Mads Friday: Bride of the Monster
Saturday, October 12, 2024 @ 3pm ET: Jackey Neyman Jones’ Paint Parties
Tuesday, October 15, 2024 @ 8pm ET: Movie Jo Night
Feature Presentation: Sabrina: The Teenage Witch, "Good Will Haunting"
It's officially sPoOoOoKy season and Matt & Chris are ready to watch the spookiest thing they can think of: A SOAP OPERA! But first, the duo recaps a busy week at Dumb, invite Emmy Martian on to watch Martha Stewart awkwardly talk to children, and then preview all the sPoOoOoKy stuff they have planned in October, all before watching an episode of the sPooOoKiest soap opera of all time... PASSIONS!
It's officially sPoOoOoKy season and Matt & Chris are ready to watch the spookiest thing they can think of: A SOAP OPERA! But first, the duo recaps a busy week at Dumb, invite Emmy Martian on to watch Martha Stewart awkwardly talk to children, and then preview all the sPoOoOoKy stuff they have planned in October, all before watching an episode of the sPooOoKiest soap opera of all time... PASSIONS!
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This Week In Dumb:
Monday, September 30, 2024 @ 8pm ET: Super Dumb Bros. Play NBA Jam
Tuesday, October 1, 2024 @ 8pm ET: Martian Shadows
Wednesday, October 2, 2024 @ 8pm ET: W&WWW: The Juniper Tree (1990)
Coming Soon To Dumb:
Friday, October 4, 2024 @ 8pm ET: Chit-Chat & Tidbits
Tuesday, October 8, 2024 @ 8pm ET: Matt & Emmy & Chris & Hider in the House
Friday, October 11, 2024 @ 8pm ET: Matt TV
Feature Presentation: Passions
It's Thursday, which can mean only one thing: Matt & Chris are hosting an all-new episode of The Dumb Industries Mystery Hour! This week, the dudes recap the week in Dumb, and then discuss this week's topic: nineties anime! Which goes absolutely no where because viewers vote to watch this week's wild card pick: Bill Nye The Science Guy. Weirdos.
It's Thursday, which can mean only one thing: Matt & Chris are hosting an all-new episode of The Dumb Industries Mystery Hour! This week, the dudes recap the week in Dumb, and then discuss this week's topic: nineties anime! Which goes absolutely no where because viewers vote to watch this week's wild card pick: Bill Nye The Science Guy. Weirdos.
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This Week in Dumb:
Saturday, September 21, 2024 @ 12pm ET: The Dumb Telethon
Monday, September 23, 2024 @ 8pm ET: Super Dumb Bros. Play Michael Jackson’s Moonwalker
Tuesday, September 24, 2024 @ 8pm ET: The Mary Jo Pehl Show Fan Fiction Episode
Wednesday, September 25, 2024 @ 8pm ET: W&WWW: Breakfast of Champions (1999)
Coming Soon to Dumb:
Saturday, September 28, 2024 @ 3pm ET: Jackey Neyman Jones: The Hands of Paint
Tuesday, October 1, 2024 @ 8pm ET: Martian Shadows
Friday, October 4, 2024 @ 8pm ET: Chit-Chat & Tidbits
Feature Presentation: Bill Nye The Science Guy
Matt & Chris kick off the Dumb Telethon with an all-new bonus edition of their weekly livestream The Dumb Industries Mystery Hour by watching a creepy clown short, then they're joined by Emmy Martian to watch some Supermarket Sweep and Big Bad Beetleborgs!
Matt & Chris kick off the Dumb Telethon with an all-new bonus edition of their weekly livestream The Dumb Industries Mystery Hour by watching a creepy clown short, then they're joined by Emmy Martian to watch some Supermarket Sweep and Big Bad Beetleborgs!
It's Thursday and Matt & Chris have a hankering for some bickering! Following a chaotic opening, the duo recap the week in Dumb, chat with Emmy Martian, watch a yo-yo video, then discuss this week's theme, edutainment, before scrapping that idea entirely to watch a cursed Chicken McNugget training video.
It's Thursday and Matt & Chris have a hankering for some bickering! Following a chaotic opening, the duo recap the week in Dumb, chat with Emmy Martian, watch a yo-yo video, then discuss this week's theme, edutainment, before scrapping that idea entirely to watch a cursed Chicken McNugget training video.
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This Week In Dumb:
Friday, September 13, 2024 Dumb Industries and the Rosendale Theatre Present Jason X
Saturday, September 14, 2024 @ 3pm ET: Jackey Neyman Jones’ Paint Parties
Monday, September 16, 2024 @ 8pm ET: Super Dumb Bros. Play Golden Axe
Tuesday, September 17, 2024 @ 8pm ET: Movie Jo Night: Buck Rogers
Wednesday, September 18, 2024 @ 8pm ET: W&WWW: Doppelganger (2003)
Coming Soon to Dumb:
Saturday, September 21, 2024 @ 12pm ET: The Dumb Telethon
Tuesday, September 24, 2024 @ 8pm ET: The Mary Jo Pehl Show Fan Fiction Episode
Feature Presentation:
A 1983 McDonald's Training Video
Matt & Chris are back for an all-new edition of The Dumb Industries Mystery Hour on the road! This week they recap all the happenings at Dumb, then invite Emmy Martian on to watch "The Pineapple People," an employee training video for Super 8 Motels which is about as hilarious as it sounds.
Matt & Chris are back for an all-new edition of The Dumb Industries Mystery Hour on the road! This week they recap all the happenings at Dumb, then invite Emmy Martian on to watch "The Pineapple People," an employee training video for Super 8 Motels which is about as hilarious as it sounds.
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Feature Presentation:
The Pineapple People (Super 8 Motel Employee Training Video)
It’s almost Easter, and both dudes just celebrated birthdays, so Matt & Chris recap the week at Dumb, check in with Emmy Martian, reminisce on past birthdays, Easters, and other nonsense, all before watching the most depressing thing they’ve ever seen: an Easter special of Davey & Goliath in which Davey’s grandma dies.
It’s almost Easter, and both dudes just celebrated birthdays, so Matt & Chris recap the week at Dumb, check in with Emmy Martian, reminisce on past birthdays, Easters, and other nonsense, all before watching the most depressing thing they’ve ever seen: an Easter special of Davey & Goliath in which Davey’s grandma dies.
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Feature Presentation: The most depressing thing you’ll ever see
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Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Booyaka, booyaka, booyaka. Six or nine. Rey Mysterioso. It's time to play the game! It's time to play the game! Ha ha ha! All about the game and how you play it. All about control. And if you can take it, it's all about your debt. And if you can pay it, it's all about pain. And who's going to make it? William Shatner sings WWE Superstar Entrance Themes. Coming soon. Omni is the bunny, yes Omni is the bunny, yes I am You don't need all the gold and the diamond rings Yeah, you make a lot of money and you make it fast You get busted, you're going straight to a jail cell Man, what's going on? Police are getting serious I don't mean to diss, but you gotta get out of this Straight up, straight up, man, it's a known fact It ain't enough money that can get your life back Straight up, straight up, breathe with these drugs. You want to make a lot of money and be a thug. You want these fancy cars to flood your money. But then you go to jail like all the other drugs. Straight up, it ain't cool. You know what they say. Soon you got a nine millimeter in your face. It's a game you can't win, so don't try to play. Let's spread the word from New York to L.A. We here to tell you that drugs are for suffering. Straight up! so there you have it comfy salmon with griddled vegetables Okay, let's stop. And coming up next, Rag and Bone Man. But wiser, you created a monster, and they call him Drinking Stein. And the tavern down the street is the laboratory, where he makes the transformation all the time. And the shine of Dr. Bud is a pint of monster blood, and it doesn't fuck me different. But why, sir, you created a monster? And they call me... Wiggenstein! And they call me... Driggenstein! Yeah! I'm Driggenstein! I'm Driggenstein! Your sweet caress Of you and only you That I must confess Lonely days and lonely nights More worlds falling apart I need you with me by my side I need you in my heart Cause there's a space you can only Wow, he has gotten so good. I had no idea. Yeah, well, I'm bringing him along slowly. You know, teaching him how to phrase a lyric, sell an audience. All the things a top-notch manager does. What? Like, shut up and let everyone else listen to his song. Yeah, shut up. I'm bringing him along slowly. Come on, baby, and be, be, be my love This is Susan Rock of the Cave News Network coming to you live from Jurassic Park in downtown Bedrock. An historic event indeed as we witness the final concert in their grueling four-day world tour. The planet's only rock band, the BC-Fifty-Two! Flintstones, meet the Flintstones. They're the modern Stone Age family. From the town of Bedrock, they're a page right out of history. When you're with the Flintstones, have a yabba-dabba-doo time, a dabba-doo time, we'll have a game of Meet the Flintstones. They're the modern storage family. From the town of Bedrock, they're a page right out of history. Someday, maybe Fred will win the fight. Remember, the cats will stay up all night. When you're with the Flintstones, have a yabba-dabba-doo time. A dabba-doo time. We'll have a game of cards. Yeah! Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, God. Oh, yeah. Oh. Look, a scorpion and other things. Why, it's not a tomb at all. It's an adorable one-bedroom apartment. Let me in there. I love to push on my cheeks. Both of them. There, thank you. What on earth is it? Oh, that's hard to say. Why, these are lenses of a sort. They're probably a fused quartz of some kind. Well, if this is the dreaded secret of the Scorpion dynasty, it seems to be quite harmless now. Scorpion shot first. Sunlight seems to have something to do with it. Why? These lenses are adjustable. They're progressives. Thank you, lens crafters. Focus. Stop that. It's annoying. You want to read the instructions first? There is Harrison Ford when you need him. No styrofoam was harmed in the making of this film. Oh won't you come and join us? Oh won't you come and join us? That was weird. I'll tell the world. Go ahead. That was weird. Weird. Weird. Weird. Weird. You're on Canada. That guy's like, this show fucking sucks. That guy's on our side. Oh, look, the little platform turns. They made this whole set to show that garbage. I love this guy, though. Skibbity-bibbity-bop-a-bop-a-boop-bop-ay. Crankin' guys with the hot dogs. Skibbity-bop-ay. Old ladies hitting people with a broom. Skibbity-bibbity-bop-a-boop-bop-boop-boop-a-boop-boop. Oh. No! Please. I'm here, bitches. It's Yeti time. Yeti's such a natural showman. Look at him. Mr. Yeti, we hear you're dating Victoria Principal. Is that true? Oh, he's so hot. Yeti not mad. Yeti just disappointed. Yeti only takes pictures for charity. No more flashes, please. Please don't. Keeps forgetting to mention that. Yeti only do selfies. We've never seen a kaiju corrupted by fame before. This is great. Me want me own sitcom. His ego's bigger than he is now. Everybody run. He's lost his mind. He wanted a bigger cut from his tour. He's upset. Success went to his head. He's fired his manager. Get me new agent now! Swing and a miss. so so Oh, yeah. Oh, Matt, I think you're on mute. Are we both on mute? Hey, everyone. Welcome. Welcome to another edition of the Dumb Industries Mystery Hour. Let me get the bed music on because, oh, boy, I'm freaking out. Don't know what happened to my co-host. Welcome, everyone. It is... Thursday, April, April, April, April, April, April, April, April, April, April, What are you going to do? Let's just mess with them. Rocket Three Thousand, was that a brand new intro, or is this just my first time noticing the changes? We've had the same intro for twelve years now. No, I did redo the intro. I updated the titles recently, a few weeks ago. No, you're not crazy. Although... I would like to maybe start gaslighting our viewers. No, it's always been that way. You've always been here. It's like the end of The Shining. Yeah, how's it going? Happy birthday again, Chris. Thank you. It's your birthday week. happy birthday to you I know we we did a show on monday but uh it was the first mystery hour we've had since both of our birthdays so first time we've had a second to to breathe a little bit since uh this has been a busy a busy week for us so uh you done anything cool for your birthday or um no I mean I got to meet kevin mcdonald from the kids in the hall my birthday that was cool um mostly just worked, uh, all day, but it's still a great birthday. My, my wife, uh, went all out. She got me some really cool gifts. Nice. Got me, um, She took care of me. And if it's a fun... That sounded really dirty. We'll just leave it at that. Sorry. She took care of me. We'll just leave it at that. She took care of me. We know what that means. No, it was a wonderful birthday. And thank you, everyone, for the birthday wishes. I'm not on Facebook as much as I used to be, so I'm trying to... respond to everyone but you guys are yeah I'm so bad at responding to those so yeah so I just want to give a big blanket thank you to everybody who's wished me a happy birthday on facebook on discord on on all the things I do see them all and I do appreciate them a lot uh it's uh it is uh it's an overwhelming amount of of love and support and I appreciate all of it uh yes but uh But yeah, so yeah, so that's what you did for your birthday, and then of course I was hanging out with Inga in Massachusetts, doing Massachusetts things. Yep. Oh, I thought it was Rhode Island. She lives like ten minutes outside of Providence, Rhode Island, in Massachusetts, so it's kind of, yeah, you can kind of interchangeably say both. Did you eat any lobster while you were there? I didn't eat any lobster, but I ate some shrimps. We went to a Korean restaurant where we ordered the big fishbowl margarita for two people where, spoiler alert, I drank like eighty percent of it. How much of it did you vomit? Uh, none of it because I was full of, I got the hibachi meat tray. I had like a, which also contained hibachi steak and chicken. So I had shrimp, uh, steak and chicken all at the same time. It felt like I was eating one of each kingdom of, of meats. Yeah. Were you at a, like, did they cook it in front of you? It was like a hibachi grill. Uh, it was, but we did not get one of those tables. We did not opt for the, the Benihana, you know, like where you can flip a shrimp in your mouth. I just wanted a dish. Fun fact. That's how I discovered I was allergic to lobster. Uh, as a kid, I used to go to Benihana's every now and then, and I'd always leave with my throat being closed. I didn't eat lobster, but it's like, it's in the air there. It's just like, uh, just like a thing. Um, And then it wasn't until years later and I'm planning like, all right, I'll give lobster a try. And then my throat closed up. I was like, oh, that's going to kill me. Lobster, I don't think you're missing a whole lot, but I love shrimp and I do feel bad that you can't enjoy shrimp, but it's to your benefit that you don't seem to want to anyway. Jenny eats a lot of shrimp. She got a shrimp taco a few weeks ago. Loves the shrimp. it's a you can put it in a whole bunch of different I love all the different types of shrimps it's like I could I could just start doing the the bubba you know from forest gump like shrimp scampi is good shrimp pasta is good uh shrimp uh just shrimp cocktail is good frozen shrimp shrimp are you doing are you doing the bubble gum the forest I just that's what I just said oh sorry I was reading the chat um Because I saw people were reacting to me almost dying as a child. And I saw this, Doris Leachman says, it's where my son learned he's allergic to shrimp. So this is a common thing. Maybe that should be part of their marketing. Like, Benihana, just get out of the way if your kid has a shellfish allergy or not. Just trial by fire. Yeah. It's the shellfish allergy version of the measles parties that RFK wants people to start having now. Oh, Jesus Christ. Don't remind me of that. Topical. Episode will be outdated very quickly. You're not here to talk about any of that bullshit. We're here to talk about the dumb industries. Well, we're here to talk about dumb industries. I did want to ask you real quick before we move too far on. Do you have a favorite birthday that you had as a kid that you think back on when you were growing up? Let's see. honestly yes when I was magical when I turned seven my birthday was on easter and I got a game boy and that's always really stuck with me because it was very exciting as a seven-year-old to get his own game boy um I too have had the easter birthday uh being an april person and that's sure most of us I've talked about before that's right yeah um yeah that's like probably like but I've had a lot of good friend and I like I said on the show on tuesday when I was thirteen me and all my friends saw brain candy on my birthday that's right and uh yeah that was a great birthday I'm trying to think of some other ones I don't know they all kind of blend together uh is your galactus is that your most memorable Well, that's a memorable one. I'm just trying to think of ones that weren't even necessarily good, but just really stand out when I look back on birthdays growing up because there was that one. I remember I had a birthday where my mom, I was really into Wizard of Oz when I was really little, and my mom made wigs for everybody that were Wizard of Oz themed and stuff. And had a birthday that was Fantastic Four themed, and my mom made a handmade pinata of the thing's head. out of, like, paper mache. It was pretty great. And I have, of course, talked about my sixteenth birthday before where my dad took me and my friend Taylor Steinhelper to go see Three Hundred and then we went to Hooters afterwards. Oh, wow. The saddest sixteenth birthday party in all of existence. I've never been to Hooters. you are not missing anything I remember my takeaway from that night was just like yeah the girls are pretty but the food kind of sucks so I'm just like mad I'm like kind of hungry still and yeah because their wings are not very good I was just verifying my memory I googled what day of the week was april fifteenth nineteen ninety easter sunday nineteen ninety that was right good memory Easter um well or not or no or no I'm just saying that the birthday where I got the game okay yeah I'm sorry and we're not a really we will it was not raised religiously but um you know getting a Game Boy on Easter and on your birthday you'll never forget that never Yeah, getting a Game Boys rad. I've also talked about when my mom saved up enough Kool-Aid points because we just drank so much fucking Kool-Aid that we all got free Game Boys that one summer. Oh, yes. God, Game Boys rock. Anyway. Anyway. That's a fun trip down nostalgia lane. Let's say we start getting into the nitty gritty. First of all, I'm sure Chris would want me to let you all know that we're on Blue Sky. Yes. Never forget. we were legally mandated never forget we should take over the hashtag never forget and to make it all about remembering that we're on blue sky instead of uh you know what hashtag never forget usually oh yeah um blue sky and discord head to discord.dumblushindustries.com great way to keep up on all things dumb of course we're still on facebook and instagram but uh like kind not as much we're still posting there because I know a lot of people follow what we're doing big updates but uh but yeah we're really going through the motions over there uh more so than matt you're it's almost like you went back in time and you stopped your parents I don't know what's going on you stopped your parents for meeting and now you're fading like back to the future yeah I can't keep like sometimes it just does this I don't understand hang on I like it it's good look um hang on I'm about to I gotta mute to yell at my my who's he yelling at I didn't want to set off everybody's Amazon speakers. Oh, I got it. Yeah. And he says you have to turn up the light in the front. I have to light up in the front a lot, but I've turned up the side lighting as well. And so hopefully that will keep me Keep me inside the little AI green screen deal that we got going on here. It'll keep you from never being born. Anyway, we'll also do our impressions if you want to donate. Yeah, if you head to dumb-industries.com. Don't sound too enthusiastic. We'll do the thing. We'll do the thing you want if you give us... If you head to dumb-industries.com slash donate and it's a donation of any dollar amount, we will thank you in the form of one of our patented terrible impressions or we'll answer a question or we'll sing you a song, whatever you want. Just put a little note in. Yeah. Within reason. You know. challenge us maybe you could challenge us it's allowed um just nobody you know like a like eat broken glass you know or yeah I saw a lady eat broken glass one time I thought we agreed to not discuss the time my mom ate broken glass at a waffle house um Matt, we have a donation that last week we forgot to give a shout out. Yeah, we've kind of been, yeah, slipping. Sorry, last week has been a lot. We'll get our acts together. But that donation came from Rose F. Thank you so much, Rose. Thank you. Well, Ben, I'll give you a very special shout out as Gollum singing Kiss from a Rose by Seal, which I think... Oh, oh, oh. Do it. Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grove. The more I get, the stranger it feels. Now that your rose is in bloom, light hits the gloom on the grove. Something about that exact pitch just hit my Gollum voice in a weird way. Excellent. Rose said, got my tax refund and wanted to share it with some people who make me happy. Oh, thank you, Rose. Rose, you're dear. You make us happy. That is so thoughtful. We're so sorry we messed up last week. Yes. We won't let it happen again, but it is very appreciated. All of you is appreciated. It is nothing personal if occasionally it takes us a second to get back to you. In the chat, feel free. If you sent in a donation and we haven't thanked you and it's been like ten, fifteen minutes or so, just say um guys for the big question mark no don't we'll figure it out well you can you know you donate money you can do whatever you want um excuse me I'm sorry bless you uh okay we have a another donation here okay this comes from our friend jackie matt and jackie b oh thank you matt and jackie the dynamic duo matt and jackie b awesome people jackie uh thank you for the birthday wish yes uh they uh jackie runs an etsy shop called created by jackie I'm just gonna switch the brand here for a second because we raffled this off on the mad show on tuesday this custom dumb industries glass right here one of a kind sick Look at that. Isn't that cool? Very cool. Love it. I want to drink something cold out of that right now. It looks very cold already. It looks like those mugs that you get at the A&W restaurants. You ever been to one of those that freeze the root beer? Yes. We need to make some frosty mugs. Oh, let's do some dumb frosty mugs. Oh, my God. Do they even make those? There's probably some type of cancer-causing agent that was in those that made them so frosty that they would just do that. Probably. Probably. So, yeah, everyone head to Etsy. I'm going to put that link in the chat for you guys. but jackie says thanks for another awesome week at dumb it was such a fun night of shorts and we got to introduce a friend to dumb and the mads oh my god love it I hope they enjoyed it if they didn't don't worry about it they didn't uh cut them out of your life you don't cut them out of your life negativity it's a litmus test dumb industries is a litmus test You don't need that type of energy in your world. Hell no. If they're not into us, they're probably also not into things like freedom or grilled cheese sandwiches, just all the good things in life. Ding-dong! A-doob-a-doob-a-doob-a, how do you do? My name is Randy Newman, how about you? Uh, uh, geez, sorry to barge in on you. You seem like you got a very nice thing going on here in your beautiful home, and, uh... Oh, thank you, Mrs. Columbo. Mrs. Columbo just brought some lasagna for me. Don't ask why she came to your house. Oh, hi there. Hi there, Kate. I mean, Mrs. Columbo. Um... Mrs. Columbo, why don't you go sit in the car? I'll handle this. Now, Mr. Newman, I hate to ask you this, but have you been calling Mrs. Columbo late at night? Well, I tell you what, Mr. Color Mo, sir, I haven't called your lady, so I don't know what you're talking for. That was a hard rhyme. Well, sir, here's the thing. There's something called caller ID. And, you know, the boys at the station, they put it on my phone. I've never used it myself, except When I checked the caller ID, it said R. Newman. And I put two and two together and figured you were Randy Newman, the guy who called my wife. Well, I tell you what, if it were me, I would have used star sixty nine so you couldn't trace me. Are you sure it's not some other R Newman out there like perhaps Ricky Newman or Ricky Newman Jr.? Sir, are you on any kind of substance right now? Are you drinking alcohol, maybe celebrating a little bit? I am just high on the power of music, sir, and nine hundred cigarettes and a full Denny's Grand Slam. All right, sir. Well, just one more thing. I'll be out of your hair in just a minute, but just one more thing. If you aren't sleeping with my wife, would you care to tell me why her shawl is hanging on your coat rack over there? Hmm? That's a pretty good question. Lieutenant Colombo. Uh, Kate, I mean, Mrs. Colombo probably just owns a very common shawl, sir. It's pretty popular. You probably see it at JCPenney a lot. So Randy Newman isn't culpable for your shot. All right, sir. Have a good day. You know what I'm saying? Don't make sex with my wife anymore. All right. That was awesome. Thank you, Matt and Jackie B. Let's do one more here. This one comes from Greg Kahn. Oh, I'm sorry. Greg. Comes from Greg. Our good friend Greg. Greg, thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you so much, Greg. Greg says, belated birthday greeting from someone who loves your singing. Oh. Is that for both of us? Or is that... just for matt you specifically because last week I I joked when the person came on and said no singing I said man dog is that you I think maybe that oh yes response to that perhaps yes thank you man dog uh me it means a lot uh that uh you you also agree that I have the voice of an angel uh yeah we got to think of something good here uh Hmm. What would be a good one for, Oh, you know what I could try to do since I know this is, uh, uh, I could, I haven't done a Gollum doing the, the end part of Bohemian Rhapsody ever. Do you think I could pull it all off in that Gollum voice? absolutely and while you do that I'm just going to take a few bites of my dinner my lasagna and this is going because it's gonna be like an abstract art piece where you just eat on the left and I'm gonna just do a whole song yeah I'm gonna mute myself I'll sit here eat my lasagna and you do yours all right so uh so here we go this one's for you man dog I see a little silhouette of a man Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the fandango? Thunderbolts and lightning, very, very frightening me Callaloo, callaloo, callaloo, callaloo, callaloo The Euromagnificat I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me He's just a poor boy from a poor family Sparing his life for his monstrosity No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That was awesome. Oh my god, the lasagna's so good too. Excellent work. Thank you, Mandog. Thank you again. All right, we got... I feel like I'm warmed up. The beginning of the stream, I feel like I was kind of low energy. It's always on, like, Mads weeks. I'm always kind of just, like, low energy for the next couple days. But that really got me energized. I really feel like I can... I really feel like I can tackle the night now. I'm going to seize the night. Oh, yeah. We got a couple more here, but we'll do them at the next break. Oh, someone sent me a grilled cheese tip. Like it. Thank you. Grilled cheese is rock. You need to have the correct. I find I don't like a grilled cheese solo, but it's all dependent on the quality of the tomato soup usually that's paired with it. Ah. A good soup can elevate a mediocre grilled cheese sandwich, I feel like. Yes, this is true. All right, Matt. Hot takes with Matt. We'll be doing shout outs all night. Yeah, we'll do that some more. Dumb-industries.com slash donate. Any dollar amount, folks. All right, let's get right into this week's Dumb Deal. Dumb Deal. Okay. Matt, every week on the Dumb Industries website, we have amazing deals everyone can take advantage of. This is amazing, shocking news I've never heard ever before in my life. It's truly. Us? Deals? No. Truly shocking. Head to dumb-industries.com slash deals. See everything we got on sale right now. Right now we're doing twenty five percent off all dumb audio books with promo code audio book twenty five. Raymore and Flanagan's having a sale. Oh, we've got some more audiobooks in the works, by the way. BTW. Ooh. What do the kids say? BT dubs? Yes. BT dubs. We've got a new Frank audiobook that's coming out very soon. And I can't wait for everyone to hear it. But yeah, also we have Dark Apnea by Frank Conniff, The Time Tumblers by Frank Conniff, and Growing Up with Monos by Jackie. So grab an audiobook, everyone. Get on that audiobook train. Yeah, like audiobooks are great. I never really was a big audiobook person, but I find I've been using them a lot lately around the apartment just like while I clean because I like to have like movies on in the background usually, but then there's that visual element that kind of distracts you, especially someone with an attention span like me. So yeah, it's like putting on some audiobooks and doing the dishes. It's good stuff, yeah. Master Torgo, finish the Time Tumblers. Fun. All right. I wish we could make the Time Tumblers just, like, horribly excruciating and then also audiobook out every Wikipedia annotation and just put that in there so every time a reference comes up, the story stops cold and Frank just spends an hour and a half explaining, you know, who Paul Lind was or whatever, you know? Yes. If you get the e-book... You get all those weird references, links to Wikipedia articles for the Time Tumblr. So that's a fun little thing Frank put together for everyone. It's pretty neat. I think they need to make comic books like that more. Like when you buy a digital comic book, it has like a hyperlink, you know, like when some weird character shows up and you're like, who the fuck is that? Yeah. And it's like, oh, it's blah, blah. No, it is. It's kind of like a really fun way to read a book. But yeah, check those out, everyone. Anyway, speaking of things that are Marvel-esque, the Dumb Ministries Mystery Hour Mystery Club is free to join where we watch several Marvel things. I almost made that segue work. Oh, yeah. What have we done? We've done Generation X for Matt, Emmy, and Chris. Yeah, well, that's an odds and ends, which you get access to if you sign up for any Plus membership. Yes. I feel like such a used car. And we're passing the savings on to you. But, yeah, we've done several X-Men episodes at this point, right? We did Pride of the X-Men. Oh, that's right. We did the X-Men Christmas episode. I hadn't thought of that. Nick Fury, yes, thank you, Emmy. What else? Well, of course, you and Mary Jo have done Fantastic Four and Doctor Strange. That's right, Doctor Strange. Oh, my God, we have done a lot of Marvel stuff. Marvel, please do not sue Dumb Industries. We're using only the garbage that even you won't touch for your whole nostalgia bait, multiverse throwback thing. I know. Oh, Silver Surfer. What else? Oh, I would love if that happened in just one of these like big Marvel movies, like in nineteen seventy eight, Doctor Strange shows up. That would be great. He's like, I just got done macking on Jessica Tandy and now I'm I'm here fighting Thanos. Wouldn't it be great if Alf was originally like a Marvel superhero that they wrote into the Marvel universe? I mean, is Alf any weirder than like Howard the Duck? Exactly. Or that little purple dragon. Who was that? Kitty Pryde's little friend. Oh, God. Lockheed. Yes, Lockheed. For a second, I thought you were talking about Figment, the dragon from Disney World. But then I was like, oh, no, you're talking about Kitty Pryde, his literal dragon friend. They haven't put that in any of the movies yet, have they? I think he shows up in that new Mutants movie somehow, at least on the poster. I never watched that movie because nobody did. Yeah, I haven't seen that one. But the poster has Lockheed on it, I know. Oh, interesting. Anyway, yeah, lots of Marvel stuff on there. And if you want to go through the back catalog, all Dumb Plus memberships are also free for your first thirty days. So you can check out the whole back catalog. No, absolute risk free. Totally. You've got you've got nothing to lose, baby, in a world now where they don't even really do trials of streaming services anymore. Like I looked because I was thinking for a second because my parents, I haven't had Netflix since the Netflix did the password crackdown. And I really haven't missed it a whole lot. But I was like, you know what, maybe I'll just sign up for like the trials just so I can catch up on a couple of things. And they don't even do the week trial anymore because they went from doing the month trial to doing the week trial. And now it's just like, fuck you either pay for this or we don't care. Yeah. Uh, so yeah, so you can try any of these out for a whole, a whole ass month. Yes. And we're in one of the, the good long months. This isn't like February, like a short month. This is a, this is a hearty month. Uh, Thirty days. A whole thirty days. Not as hardy as you could, but definitely not a February. And Matt, speaking of deals, we always have digital downloads on sale as well. We definitely do. We've been going through the Mads from the beginning. We've already got all the way up to a Night of Shorts V. That's amazing. And that is on sale this week for just six dollars with promo code Scorpion. I just want to point out Vimeo on demand has been either down or not really working for most people. It's working for a few people apparently. I was just testing out the promo code Scorpion and it was not accepting that even though it's one hundred percent valid. So Vimeo is really on the down and down. Some of you might have seen something is going on. Something's up over there. so I give them last month or last night uh the the twitch stream went down completely yes I went to check on it and vimeo just spontaneously downgraded our account where we didn't have live stream vimeo out of nowhere just downgraded us to a free account we were like I'm not even joking like something like four billion percent over our storage limit or something And, yeah, and then we couldn't do the Twitch feed, and I had to email them. They reinstated it pretty quickly, I've got to say. Yeah, for being like, because, yeah, I noticed it at, like, midnight, and I tried to, like, message you about it, and you emailed them, and literally, like, fifteen minutes after you did it, because I was working on a whole contingency where I downloaded an older version of Dumb TV and put it through a stream yard and run it that way. I I suspect I've raised so much hell um with their customer support and on their subreddit I I think vimeo is very well aware of who I am and they do not like me um you know who I am you're you're like they're you're their personal arch nemesis I I imagine you know they're all in an office and someone goes he's posted again he's posted again They're like, who? Chris Gersbeck. And they're like, oh God, that guy. What if there was some type of substantial data out there that just all of our shit talking in Vimeo was actually having some type of a tangible effect on their sales? Just through some ripple butterfly effect. Yes, Vimeo is poopy. So I'm really, I apologize if folks have not been able to access the promo codes. We've been fighting to the nail with them to get that all working. We've been exploring alternative platforms, which we'll discuss more in a minute. Yeah. But let's do a giveaway for that episode. Yeah, for Night of Shorts V. Because... We love giving away free downloads here. Because you're worth it, baby. You're worth it. So enter hashtag Scorpion. You'll be in the running for a free download to The Mads Are Back on Night of Shorts V. All right, we've got some more donations here. This one comes from Keisha R. Thank you so much, Keisha. Keisha, thank you. Thank you so much. Keisha says... All right, I'm going to do this one. Keisha says, any Rage Against the Machine song and any voice y'all choose. I'm going to do Henry Kissinger doing Killing in the Name of. Okay. Do you want to do the music? Yeah, I can do the music. So it's like... Killing in the Name of. Some of those that work forces are the same that Ben crosses. I hope someone's tuning in for the very first time right now and they're just like, what is this? Oh, you need to do the fuck you, I don't do what you tell me part. Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me. Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me. Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me. Fuck you. I won't do what you tell me. Sounds like he's dying, right? Motherfucker. Motherfucker. Thank you so much, Keisha. Let's do another one here. This is from Spiroscythe, our good friend Spiroscythe. Thank you. And every week, Spiroscythe does an awesome meme that we describe as a dumb industry's fever dream. Yeah, it's what the inside of my brain looks like when I stop taking my medication, basically. Yes. And this is this week's meme here. This is a good one. This is the dumb new town. um there's some creepy things going on in here so well I love how you got bigfoot you got yeti in the window there but you also got bigfoot from big wild boy jumping in the air there's like an a-bomb went off um who do you think would win in a fight versus yeti versus bigfoot from bigfoot and wild boy well yeti's like twelve times the size is bigfoot so yeah he does change sizes so um fair point what are these like mannequin things though what is that from oh excuse me john uh what are the mannequins from maybe the mannequins are just general just just matt flair is that what's that could be it I like how kevin mcdonald's in the corner like very creepily spying on us that's kevin the corner it's really weird to see him sitting there um I love the one mannequin has the matte shades going on. That's great. Oh, that's Peter Funt in the one corner. Or Alan Funt from Candid Camera last week. Oh, yeah. Well, this is awesome. And I love the picture he used of us. Is that the players, I think? Yeah, that is. Well done. Thanks so much, Spiroscythe. Spiroscythe is the best. Oops. They are the meme lord. Spiroscythe says... Pull this up. How about... This is going to be all you, Matt. How about Brack explaining the Yeti movie? Okay, so basically, if you're looking to go see the movie Yeti, but you don't know if you want to see it, you're just like, hey Brock, what's the story of Yeti? Well, Yeti the Giant of the Twentieth Century is a movie about, there's a big hairy guy, and he's inside some ice, and some scientists, he looks like Ebenezer Scrooge, he takes him, he thaws him out, and he's an angry Yeti, but then they capture him, They take him on a worldwide tour and he becomes a big ol' superstar and he gets to throw out the first pitch at a baseball game and they take him to the Civic Center and then all of a sudden you get a break free! yeti break free and he starts uh smashing up the town he's smashing up the building and uh and then all these cops they look like taxi cabs but they're but they're cop cars and they come they they're zoom zooming right right toward the yeti and uh and then and then they try to stop me but he's a good yeti so they don't they don't hurt him too much and he doesn't hurt nobody and the and a bunch of bet and then at one point yeah he gets injured and they take him and he lied down in the warehouse and he's lying down for a real long time and some bad guys that try to come get the yeti but then they all die Completely incidentally, Yeti don't do nothing to him, but it don't look good for Yeti. And then at the very end, he kills all the bad guys by accident. And then he goes away. That's the story of Yeti, the twentieth century. And also, a dog looks like a dog's dead, but then he's not dead. that was excellent. Great work, Matt. Emmy. Don't, don't put Spira site. Like what are you doing? Let it, he does those memes for us for free. It's not like we're paying him. Don't, don't give him orders. Our friend, um, this is our program. It made sense. Uh, All right, let's pick a winner here. Whoever wins will get a free download to the Mads are Back on Night of Shorts five. I believe that has one of the Captain Marvel shorts. One of the Captain Morgan sketches. Did you almost say that? Yes. Punk nerd. Congratulations. Shoot me an email. Chris at dumb-industries.com. I'll get you that download. yes or or a similar download if you already have that one lay off emmy was I was I too harsh emmy's a very good friend of mine you emmy no I'm just kidding um thank you thank you very much for the birthday wish emmy I'll tell you when you get on camera too oh yeah but yeah it was very sweet of you I oh that's right emmy's backstage All right, now Emmy and I are going to do get out as soon as we get around the show. Jerry, Jerry, Jerry. Okay. Let's do one more. We picked our winner. All right, we'll do more shout outs in a little bit. Let's get back. We're having fun. Let's get back here. It's time for... This week's number one. No, I'm sorry. We did that already. It's This Week in Dumb, everyone. I swear to God, I am not high right now. I have not smoked weed all day. I'm the one who's high now. I'm just generally sleepy because Mads Week takes a lot out of me, especially this one. There's a lot going on this week. Technologically, just like my computer was just not having stuff in YouTube up their copyright algorithm. Oh my God, yeah. that a lot of the clips I used were very similar because I had to swap out like a third of the trailers I used for the mad show like after like there's like three hours of work I did for nothing basically but I'll use a lot of those for movie joe night this week so or next week so you'll get to see a lot of that still but yeah That's all to say that if we seem a little out of it, it's been a long week. It's been a long road getting from there to here, to quote the Enterprise theme song. But speaking of long roads, last time we saw each other in This Week in Dumb, the next thing that happened is the Mary Jo Peel Show Clubhouse Chit Chat and Tidbits, number twenty-four. that's right matt um chit chat did bits which is our good job clubhouse exclusive uh live stream we do only for the marriage appeal show clubhouse viewers um we had so much fun we discussed the white lotus finale uh no spoilers so you hear us vaguely discuss the white lotus finale um well oh I found some so matt you know this uh you've been in my apartment there's a lot of action outside my living room window oh yeah I once saw like five different raccoons living in scaffolding outside that's right there were there were raccoons living out there those videos to our discord there were um I see fights breaking out over parking quite a bit and I film them as much as I can you know if I I can and uh I filmed a guy yelling at a construction worker that the handicap spot that they built in this scaffold was illegal and it was bullshit and they were just taking up parking and uh Luckily, I didn't film the guy, but while I was watching, I was getting my phone out. He took one of those big orange cones and just chucked it into the middle of the street. And it just landed flat there. And then he had to get up and move it because he was blocking traffic with it. But yeah, so we watched some videos of weird things that have happened outside my window. That might be a regular feature. Ooh, nice. And all sorts of stuff. Chris Gersbeck's Come to My Window. I was thinking about maybe just setting up a camera facing out the window and like, twenty-four seven, we just show what's going on outside my window. Yeah, set up like a ring camera. We could write a little theme song. Come to Chris's window. Outside there lives five raccoons. Come to Chris's window. Forklift says adult temper tantrums are pretty constant in NYC. This is a fact. That's what this city does to you. It changes you psychologically being here for a certain amount of time. And some people just snap. I'm surprised someone hasn't snapped an R block because there is constant construction. It feels like the city is doing an experiment on how much you can just do construction on one block before someone finally snaps and assaults a construction worker because it's coming. It's coming. They've been doing construction on the Long Island Railroad down the block from me for like two months now. So all day, every day, starting at seven a.m. is just... It's so annoying. I've gotten to the point to where I can deal with any construction noise. The one that just still just disrupts me and they keep using like on this block is jackhammering. Like when there's a jackhammer going on your block, it's a, and it's never just like constant. It's like it starts and stops at like various intervals. And you know, when that goes on for forty five minutes at a time, starting at seven a.m., it starts to change you. It starts to change you. It does. A little bit. Just a tad. That episode's now on demand in the Mary Jo Fields Show Clubhouse. God, my God. Yeah. Um, and then on Saturday we had an all new edition of Jackie Naiman Jones paint parties and we were painting, um, garden kitty. It's a painting Jackie did of a kitty inside of a garden. I'm going to show you guys some of the works that, uh, pretty self-explanatory name. I don't have the names of the artists on here, so forgive me if I incorrectly identify. This is Claudia Burton. That one I know. Look at that. So this is the cat. This is Claudia's cat. And then... So pretty. It looks just like my Joopie. Love it. Looks like he's sinking into a bed of flowers. Actually, I painted Jupiter. I did this on my iPad. Oh. Doesn't really kind of looks like her. I mean, it's like it's it's a tuxedo kitty. Yeah, I think you nailed it. Oh, my sister in law, Anika, did this turtle in the garden. Turtle. Let's see. We got a few others here for your turtle club. Oh, this one is Shades, who always knocks it out of the park. Very nice. It's goddamn gorgeous. Look at the detail in the back there. Oh, my goodness. Very cool. Let's do one more here, I believe. Oh, my mom did this. That rocks. My mom did this. She wasn't happy with the cat. That rocks. I'm into that so much. It looks very upset that he exists. Yeah, okay. There's a picture of my niece holding this painting in her hand and imitating the cat. Hold on one second. I'm going to upload this. And I didn't even realize it when my mom did. It does kind of look like Grumpy Cat. Yeah, it is the Grumpy Cat. There she is. My niece Charlie. It really looks like Grumpy Cat there. Hey, look, you can see Inga's painting. My parents got that. I got that for them for Christmas. I got one of Inga's Godzilla Gamera paintings available at thumb-industries.com. Very cool. What else we got here? Oh, my wife did this one. It's cute. Love it. You can watch that class now on demand over at dumb-industries.com slash Jackie. Sign up. Your first month is totally free. You won't regret it. I'm getting a low internet signal. Is it okay if I refresh real quick? No! Yeah, of course. Go for it. I'll start talking about Monday's Super Dumb Bros. Monday was an all-new episode of Super Dumb Bros, our retro gaming livestream Matt and I host together every Monday right here on Twitch. Yes. Yes, yes, yes. And I played Assassin's Creed III for Wii U. Wii U, Wii U, Wii U. And I got up to the opening credits. I did it. Yeah, that game apparently has a very extended opening. I beat the intro. It took me forty minutes, but I did it. It's kind of structured like the Friday the Thirteenth, the remake movie, if you ever saw that, where there's an entire movie that happens before the movie starts. sometimes I like that it was weird in that movie um but I do like an extended kind of opening sequence because across the spider-verse has just like the most amazing opening minutes and then the opening credits come on and it's just like oh it's just hits all the right notes it's like yeah I guess we're just getting started um But, yeah. Assassin's Creed. Assassin's Creed III. And I played the unremastered version, and it still looked great. yeah it was pretty good it was nice to see you break out the giant Wii U controller yes I keep wanting to borrow your Wii U to play like Link's Awakening and Arkham Origins but then you like just watching you hold that and how just big and bulky and clunky everything is I'm just like do I just especially when it's like this is the like just compare them you know it's insane but what are we playing next week Next week, we are playing... Let me open up the calendar. Oh, we're playing Royal Rumble because I believe WrestleMania just took place. um wrestlemania is around the corner I've never been a huge wrestling person I know I use a lot of clips but there were a couple games back in the day that I played a couple times so yes uh snes royal rumble I think is what we're going to be playing yeah well the sega genesis royal rumble if I can find it but uh but yeah yeah that that that classic era of the wrestling game and uh yeah that's all good stuff Yes. All that good stuff. I was never huge into wrestling, but there was a very brief period in the nineties where I feel like kind of everybody was for a minute. Like it was the most mainstream wrestling got. I was never, I never had an interest in wrestling. wrestling yeah I feel like you either become like a real comic book kind of person or you become like a wrestling person yeah I went to comic book they both fulfill similar uh you know itches but uh you know one's just like do you do would you rather see stories about time travel and and superpowers and stuff or uh like sweaty guys who who jump on each other To each their own. So yeah, Royal Rumble will be doing that on Monday. And you can watch the latest episode right in Super Dumbo's Super Club. That was Tuesday. Sorry, that was Monday. Tuesday was April. April. my birthday it was also josh flower's birthday it was also an all-new episode of the mads are back jesus christ this cat is going to kill me um a night of springtime shorts and we had very special q a guest kevin mcdonald yeah that was awesome it was awesome one of my comedy heroes no lie it was so great again to meet him and of course Trace and Frank knocked it out of the park what is going on with my camera today Zach see it's not as easy as it looks to stay in your little algorithmically calculated green screen how they do it now It doesn't help that I got a bunch of weird stuff on the wall behind me. Whatever. My new attitude toward everything. Yeah, your wall already looks great. You don't even need the right mine. When I turn mine off, it just looks like I live in like Torgo's room or something. This is very necessary for me. Um, Matt, it was such a great time on Tuesday and I had a springtime shorts. Yeah. Those shorts were bizarre. There was a really crazy one about, uh, fallout and just how, uh, radioactivity will kill us all if there's ever a nuclear attack. It was reminding me of like, cause I just got done watching when I was hanging out with Inga, we just got done with episode eight of twin peaks, the return. So like, I just got done watching that and all the, you know, the big atomic explosion that happens in that and all the little like dots zipping around. And then I watched that short and I'm like, wow, this is like the earlier version of that. It's like how all these particles are atomic and. Atomic. Yeah. It was, uh, it was disturbing. It was kind of like a. You know, they make it seem like it's not going to be that big a deal. Just, you know, wash your potatoes and you'll be fine. Yeah, there was that short. There was the short about Jay. Yes, which I've now seen at least twenty times, and I still don't know what the point of it was, as Trace and Frank kept pointing out. It was weird. It was just like, Jay will feed a bird now. He feeds a bird. He played the piano at one point, I remember. Yeah. there's no dialogue or anything it is so weird like Jay can do it or whatever was the name Jay can do it yeah just Jay doing things just Jay doing like it was easy to entertain this is you got to remember this is back during that era where it's like oh the train is coming toward the camera it's coming right at us so you could just make shorts of a child doing things and people would be into it oh Jay can do anything um yes kevin mcdonald was very amusing he was so hilarious he kept apologizing for talking too much and it's like kevin that's why we have you here uh yes they've heard all of our stories I was kind of bummed to hear him say that there's not really going to be another season of the kids in the hall on amazon at least uh they seemingly had not much interest in doing another season That new season they did, it's like, it's a triumph. The fact that they were able to come back, you know, twenty years later, however long it was, and just do that brand of sketch comedy like so well without missing a beat. Well, some things are meant to just have like a little revival that's good. And then they, you know, they don't overstay their welcome and they, you know, it's like when they brought a wet hot American summer back, you know, and they just made those, uh, those two revivals. Those are great too. Yeah. And it's like, okay, that's, that's it now. That's good enough. Yeah. Uh, so yeah, but he also, you know, the, uh, he talked about kids in the hall, maybe doing some more live dates and, uh, oh, he told a great story about his, uh, time on Seinfeld and Seinfeld not being too thrilled with him. Um, all that to say the Mads are back. A night of springtime shorts is now available on demand now. As we mentioned earlier, our video host the past, what, five years now? Vimeo. Vimeo, the wonderful Vimeo. Their on-demand platform just kind of stopped working three weeks ago. No one seems to be able to figure out how to fix it. Yeah, they can't figure it out. Yeah. So we've been looking for alternative platforms and it is not easy. We had a, I tried, I probably researched about I looked deeply into about and then I fully created accounts on like four of them and um it's not easy trying to find one that checks all the boxes we did find uh this platform gumroad which is just a platform for selling digital products and we really so far the experience has been great uh so we're gonna kind of slowly roll this out we did movies are dumb yeti giant of the twentieth century is a download on there um dark star is a download on there dark stars on there we got uh jackie and frank's audiobooks um and all the feedback I've gotten has been it's very easy and very streamlined click a button Hit get and start downloading. And it's great because we were able to include a download of the full live stream, a version with just the movie, your pre-show, which was incredible. We had Jay Pennington did an amazing Barnaby Jones Mads trailer for us. Josh Flowers did a Kids in the Hall trailer for us. Those are all downloadable. along with the link to the original live stream so if you want to go back and relive it watch the live chat that's an option now too um but really just please let us know uh what you think of the platform because We have a lot of content, and it would be a real bummer to move everything over there. And it's just as bad as Vimeo. So we really appreciate the most honest feedback you can provide. And of course, we're... And we're always happy to assist with anything. So email us if you have any issues with Gumroad. We will help you guys out as much as possible. For now, platform seems like it's going to do the job and do it well. So we're excited about it, but we're being very cautious. as well yeah we've kind of had to speed things up a little bit though with vimeo just stopping working because we were just gonna we were gonna just kind of do this you know and like kind of dip our toe and like oh maybe we'll like try to put this out over there and see what people think and blah blah blah but now we kind of have to be like go all in on something very fast because our alternative is that we just can't sell it basically so exactly we were without that's been the whole hold up with the the download for the last mad show so far uh as a reminder if you purchase live oh youtube replay that's uh on there so uh that's right yes download we will have news on very shortly matt oh I'm saying it's out oh I put it out this afternoon well there you go then uh If you bought a ticket, you should have gotten an email earlier with the promo code to get half off. And if you signed up for the pre-order list, you got that notification. So check your email. You can get the download right now. You can also get it at dumb-industries.com. Where am I? What day is it? Who are you? What is this place? We did not announce it on social media yet. I wanted to let everyone who bought a ticket know first. Kind of slowly roll that out to everyone. This is not my beautiful house. But everyone's been very positive about it. Sick. So let's do a raffle for a free download of Tuesday's show. All that's going on. Make it happen. We got another grilled cheese tip here. No, that was from earlier. This one comes from. uh is this the oh it's doris leachman thank you doris thank you and dora says happy birthday chris and matt my husband's birthday is in a few days so maybe you can give jeremy a shout out no yeah of course jeremy happy birthday happy birthday jeremy um was he born on four twenty let's try to guess his birthday today's four seventeen Yeah, four-twenty would be in three days. She said it was in four days, right? She said in a few days. Or in a few days, okay. So that could be. That could be. Could be the twentieth. Could be. Could be the twenty-first. yeah well his birthday was on four twenty uh uh I am super salty I it's I haven't slept much this week um I apologize happy birthday jeremy happy birthday jeremy I could I could do uh a little I could I don't know if I've ever done like my eddie vetter impression but you know like his his song jeremy but like adapt it for like yeah Jeremy's birthday was in a few days. Jeremy's birthday is in a few days. His birthday. If Jeremy is around the same age as me, he got bullied for having that name, Jeremy. I hope he's a little bit older. Because, man, when that song came out, that was everywhere for a while. And if you were named Jeremy, they sang that song to you in a mocking manner. Oh, yeah, I never thought of that. Yeah, that's a rough one. But the line of that song I never really understood is when he's like a Nash is on the recess lady's breast. And you're like, what? What does that even mean? How could I forget? Is this kid just out on the playground just biting people's titties? No, what I always took that to mean was when they were bullying him, they shoved him into the recess lady's and his teeth hit her breast and it was super embarrassing. That's what I always took it to mean. It's right up there with little pee-pee in terms of just bizarre lines that stand out in songs to me. Yes. Little pee-pee. But happy birthday, Jeremy. Happy birthday, Jeremy. All right, we got it. Oh, all right, we're caught up. Nice. Still got that grilled cheese tip. Starring that. I'm not going to make some grilled cheeses later. Grilled cheeses are some quesadillas. Sometimes a cheese quesadilla is when I'm in the mood for a grilled cheese but want to change it up just a little bit. Yes. Some good stuff. That's a pro tip out there. Scribbler guys and ashes teeth and bit recess ladies. Sure. But was it intentional or was it like as a result of him being bullied? That's what I, I mean, I get what it's yeah. Like I get what it's, it's just, it's a weird phrase to put in a song, I guess. It's just what I'm trying to say in general. Uh, I also thought it was weird in that music video. Like Jeremy looks like I remember seeing that video. I was like, he looks kind of cool. Like what is going on here? I think that was kind of the point because we're in all the kids. The kids all looked like super nerdy and I don't know. don't know if that was supposed to be commented well when did when did that was pre-columbine this is now a serious discussion on world events uh because like they were actually like a lot more popular than they made it out to be with all the media I don't know yeah um this is now our inside column podcast we're gonna get to the bottom what happened all right let's pick a winner here it's already nine oh eight ah whatever we're having fun we're not even halfway it's been a rough week we need to we need to let it out we need to show oh my god cow about three thousand congratulations pretty sure cowbot did that in hands of paint um very nice into it slay slay diva Shoot me an email, chris at dumb-industries.com. I will get you that download. And again, the Mads are back. A night of springtime shorts with Q&A guest Kevin McDonald is on demand now at dumb-industries.com for eleven ninety nine. If you bought a ticket, check your email because you can get that for just six dollars. Yes, and everything is downloadable this time. It's amazing. Which is new. So if you've been looking for a return to those, you should check that out. So, yeah, I guess that was Tuesday, so I guess we've arrived at Wednesday. So I think you all know what that means, what time it is in our show. I think you know what time it is. What that means, what time. It's time for an update from Emmy! Emmy! You know that theme music no longer is associated with the mission by Johnny Toe for me. Remember when that was like the mission for Johnny Toe and that was the music and it was so addictive because of that? Yeah, that was in the movie The Mission, right? Yes. Maybe we should make a new song. A new song? Well, that's entirely up to you. Again, I'm not trying to push my agenda on anybody here. Oh, I know. I just felt bad for Spiroscythe because he does all these amazing memes everywhere. And I did mean that I don't know if... he was like oh well maybe I shouldn't use emmy maybe she'd be offended because I was like I was like I'm in that picture in the players like like I was like right they don't you don't have to show photoshop me out if you don't want to but yeah I think because like jackie is also in that picture and I think jackie is also in that that's right I think it was just it was just a mystery hour meme is how I was yeah yeah interpreting interpreting it well there was also the yeti that was that was the other thing it was relevant to uh we had there was a bunch of yeti in there that's right that's right it was like because normally you're right matt normally that that matt you're a hundred percent correct normally it's all about the mystery hour and it doesn't have jack of shite to do with me but but the because of the yeah I was like you've been in there you've been in a few memes well why right and again I was just like hey you know you don't have to like yeah awesome anyways you know people are people are sometimes they're I don't know I try to be I try to like like let people be like hey you can you do what you want you know yes says you are what is happening and yeah I tried using that whole pick Oh, yeah, and that was what I was going to bring up. That was one of those bomb nuclear... That's why the mannequins, because it's a nuclear... Oh, like in... Like in the radiation thing, or like in atomic bomb... Nuke the fridge situation. Yeah, yeah. Well, I guess, yeah. Just apologize to Emmy already, Chris. For what? What did I do? I'm sorry whatever it is I I'm I'm sorry too chris can we can we hug and hug and make up yes please I love you I love you I love you I want to wish you both a very happy birthday and to josh flowers thank you I'm really I'm really honored uh uh you know honored like just to yeah yeah yeah it's it's tough to put it into words I know right it is tough to put it into words because it is just like like I said you know I get to work with y'all I I I don't know y'all yeah It's fun stuff. It's fun stuff. I'm very grateful for working with you two. I'll get all weepy. Don't get me all. I've seen Pearl Jam. It's really great work. I've started taking notes now. I just want to mention I've seen Pearl Jam and Eddie Vedder did a stage dive right on top of me. like literally like right like the the crowd just sort of like huh no because because there was so many of us there it was at a lollapalooza and uh but the crowd just kind of converged onto where you know and so there was no it was very you know nobody probably didn't smell very good Is that Lollapalooza, Matt? He was not the only sweaty shirtless guy in the... Wait, did we lose Emi? Hold on. Oh, we lost your audio. We can't hear what you're saying. You there? Hello? Hello? Your sound is... You can still hear me, right, Chris? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Emmy's not muted. I can see she's not muted. Oh, what are we... Did, like, you knock your mic loose or something? I'm, like, playing around with the sound settings. While we're figuring that out, so this Wednesday, everybody watched The Book of Life. From nineteen ninety nine. Yes, we watch and I tuned in, watched it. It's a very nineteen ninety nine movie. You know, if you had to put the year nineteen ninety nine into a machine and said, spit out a movie. The Book of Life is what it would do. Every time I read that title, all I can think of is that song, The Walk of Life by. Do do do do do do. How about now? There you are. There you are. There we go. Yes, the Book of Life. It was a very Easter-centric... You don't have a show on Sunday. Thank you. Thank you, Matt. I appreciate it. I was just doing the background music. No, actually, I loved that. I loved that. It was fantastic bed music. There's nothing like having your own live bed music. Okay, you haven't lived... until you've had live bed music. It's like being Letterman or whatever, you know? Yes. But yeah, it was an Easter Sunday celebration. We did a very religious, irreligious show with lots of bunnies and lots of eggs and some Jesus and some Satan. You saw it, Chris. You and Jen watched it. Yes. I saw Harman there. We watched it. It was awesome. She appreciated the church lady that I played after. Yeah, we watched the church lady thing. I hadn't seen that in so long. always nice to have someone correct me book of life came out in nineteen ninety eight but it takes place in nineteen ninety nine that is correct yeah whatever you know um it's very nineteen ninety nine a lot of dutch angles a lot of did they shoot that like on digital video or something yeah I think that was the project as they were like okay you have this limited budget you have like one camera and like Hal Harley can make a movie, though, with just a script and a camera and his cast of regulars, and it's kind of amazing. Yeah, I know. PJ Harvey was in it. The soundtrack was great. I know at least one of her songs was in there. Yeah, there's like two songs. There's a couple of Yola Tango tracks in it because they make an appearance as the Salvation Army band. When they showed up, I was like, it's Yola Tango! Right? um I know I know yeah that was uh no that was they were the salvation army band there's a there's a great there's a great in uh his movie I think it's simple men there's a scene where they're partying in the and there's an impromptu dance sequence to a sonic youth track chris that you would just fucking love dude like it when it starts like it's just like oh my god this is so cool how did this yeah yeah I love um yo tango played the velvet underground in a movie I forget it was velvet gold mine maybe it was like one of those movies the gold mine oh jesus um yeah probably velvet gold mine um that's a great movie I don't recall the I don't recall velvet underground showing up in that because that's about like a bunch of like it's another movie it may not be that but it's around the same time period look master torgo don't shake me lucifer by rocky erickson and the explosives was indeed in that um rocky erickson is freaking awesome bless you master torgo you're freaking what a what a what a drop yeah james urbaniak shows up in book of life a couple times uh yeah you know and he'll be in I'm gonna have a couple more how hartley short films tonight in tv at ten later so he'll be in one of the short films by how that I'll be playing features Urbaniak specifically. So make sure to, and Parker Posey will be there tonight too. So he'd be there. He's, he's, she's in a lot of his films. Yeah. Like the most recent one had Posey and I think Aubrey Plaza or whatever. We just watched Party Girl over the weekend. Have you ever seen that? Oh, of course. It's so fucking funny. Parker Posey is amazing in that. I'll watch her in anything. I agree. I agree. I agree. any we have so much to get to do you have time to stick around for our intermission there is so so very much to get to yes it's already nine eighteen in the pm I feel like the energy is low we need to have like uh like uh everybody go like whoo like you know those kinds of So the intermission video, if you go to the intermission vids, Chris, it should be the most recently uploaded one. I see it there. It's not letting me select it. Can you try to upload it from there? Yeah, I can do it. It's like grayed out. Oh, it's an MP three. Oh, did I not download the video of it? You downloaded the MP three of it. Well, give me give me exactly five seconds. How did I fucking do this? I'm so sorry. Hang on. Yeah, this is. Whoopsie! Whoopsie! Yeah. But anyway, I guess while this is going, I can set this up. So Easter's coming up, so I thought it would be fun for us to watch... Okay, that is the right one. For us to watch... We watched one of his videos before, Carmen, the weird Christian singer who kind of is a rapper, but mainly... like he kind of like sing talks through songs I guess it's hard to describe the way he does like sort of Christian monologues while like rap music plays underneath them it's very odd but uh we watched one where he was invited to a witch's house a witch left a postcard for him in his mailbox oh hallelujah and then he went to a witch's house and this is a video of him fighting the devil if the devil was like an old western character in a saloon so it's because I've been playing some red dead redemption lately I'm in a very yeehaw kind of headspace so I'm raised I I'm feeling very rootin tootin so this is this is carmen's satan bites the dust oh my god boom boom boom just as a reminder what the power of jesus is this easter for all of you Best in show. One of the funniest movies ever made. Yeah, I've been playing the shit out of some Red Dead Redemption lately. This is... I am all about cowboy shit right now. Fuck yeah. Excuse my vernacular. Why are Christians obsessed with cowboy shit? Whoa! He's a space cowboy. Is that Richard Nixon behind the bar? Kind of looks like him. Oh wait, is this Dickens? Is this... Was that Marley at the piano? Troll three. Yeah, it looks like the leprechaun. Party's over. Shut it down. I'm hunting for someone. Is this the Star Trek hologram deck? He's broken every law. He's terrorized the lives of men. And he's under arrest because Sheriff Howie Mandel. Satan. Satan. Wait, what does this have to do with the Queen, though? You just murdered the shit out of that demon. You know, people say Westworld jumped the shark. I disagree. I stopped watching when Ed Boobaker left. I never watched anything past the first season, Scott. Same. Wait, was that Darth Maul? Oh. These are all, like, rejected Farscape aliens that they didn't know what to do with. Oh, you're right. That is the rejected costume for his partner, Dalmer, or whatever. I can't. It's been so long. Whoa, murders the shit out of demon cowboys. How is he a whole new weave of the Christian of today, yet this is set a hundred and fifty years in the back? Well, he was modern for his time. Yeah. Yeah. Which is long gone. This guy looks like Marjorie Taylor Greene. Yeah, killing is really cool. Yeah. You know how Jesus used a gun and just murdered people? I do, actually. I'm a big fan of the fight with Jesus. He's got a machine gun and he's not messing around. Jesus with a machine gun. That's an image. Him and Lee Harvey used to hang down at this... Nice things to go to. That'd actually be a great sequel to Hobo with a Shotgun, Jesus with a Machine Gun. Oh yeah, I like that. Jesus with a Bazooka. Wild Wild West. oh no you can't quick draw mcgraw like that dude that's no good you can't it'd be great if he killed like it'd be great if he killed one of these demons just like super graphically because all these are free just like oh bang bang he shot me dead if you went over to one and start like bludgeoning his head in with like a like a toilet bowl lid and he starts like curb stomping him uh yes dan lolly that's I shot andy warhol that's the one where yellow tango plays development underground Nice. I haven't seen that since the nineties. Yeah. I don't understand though. Why the, So he just shot him with his testimony. Your metaphor breaks down when you also have literal bullets. I know, right? Because I get like, yeah, your words are a weapon, like that's a metaphor, but you also have literal bullets. And a Colonel Sanders tie, though. Is that Travis Tritt? Oh, Josh Flowers says, I remember this song from my childhood. The Lame Ranger. Oh, yeah. Dude, can we watch the... Wait, wait, wait. What was the one with the devil doll? Look, there was... possessed doll in that one I'm more interested in these uh headshot pictures here on the left he's slowly morphing into uh desi arnaz is he yeah I think he's passed away in the last couple of years crossed with patrick david or something yeah or john saxon you can always say john saxon morphing into patrick david um carmen everybody uh emmy thank you so much for dropping by we still got so much I I love and and and just uh next week uh on weird and wonderful wednesday will be our our we you know since the mads did their shorts thing I like to give them space but it will be our weird and wonderful twenty twenty five short film festival, and I will have a lot of short films throughout the evening that are going to be one of a kind. Can't wait. It's a big blowout. Nice. Thanks for stopping by. Everyone join Emmy's membership at dumb-industries.com slash weird. And we will see you real soon. Bye! Meow! Meow meow! Still here, though. I've flipped my collar up to donate to notate that we are now at the second half of the show, the serious portion. This is how you know things are heating up. Let's get right into it. My shirt covered in astronauts up. Let's plow through these as quick as possible. Plow through them. We got three events we want to highlight. Let's get into Cummings. All right, let's do this real quick. Tuesday. All right, Tuesday. April, April. April, April. April, April. April, April. April, April. April, April. Um, that's going to be streaming live to Twitch right here on Twitch and also in the marriage appeal show clubhouse head to dumb dash industries.com slash clubhouse. What else do we have, Matt? We have on Saturday, April twenty six. Next, Jackie Naiman Jones. Hands of paint. Yeah, we're going to be painting the deadly mantis. Oh, I've never seen this movie. It was done on MST. Let's put the painting on the screen. So we'll be showing the deadly mantis at one p.m. in preparation for class. And there he is. There he is. Here's Mantis. So everyone head to dumb-industries.com slash Jackie. Sign up. You get your first month free. It's always super fun. Yeah. And then, sorry, I'm just plowing through these. Yeah, it's cool. Get right to it. Tuesday, April twenty ninth. An all new episode of the Marriage Appeal Show. We are going to have a very special guest etymologist. Ari Hauptman is going to be coming on. This guy, he's a professor at the University of Minnesota, and he's just a super fascinating person. And Mary Jo and I have a lot of grammatical pet peeves. You have a variety of hangups over language things that... uh may some of which may just be personal preferences and some of which may be actual grammatical rules and I think that you're gonna figure out which are which for a lot of those that night exactly uh we so many people have sent in questions we would like to hear your pet peeves or any questions you have for ari uh we have a bajillion questions emailed already what we would love is some video questions so just film yourself uh, with your phone, ask Ari a question about the English language. He's also, uh, he has a PhD in German etymology, I believe. Um, but he can answer it all. So send those to Linda at dumb dash industries.com and join the Mary Jo Peel show clubhouse. I bet he's really good at writing like work emails, you know, because he knows all the unspoken rules of, you know, like when someone writes you an email saying like, per my last email, you know, you're just like, oh, they hate me. He understands all that stuff. Ari is also an actor. He was in the Coen Brothers movie, A Simple Man. Oh, nice. Which is a great movie. So yeah, we're going to have a lot of fun with Ari. Send in your questions. You could be on the show. And of course, we have great stuff at Dumb Industries all the time. Head to dumb-industries.com. Get on our newsletter. And before we transition over to our feature presentation in a moment, what's next week's show so people can know what to look forward to? I hate when you ask me this because I never have the calendar up. next week's mystery hour is going to be musical guest episodes, which is episodes where musical guests are prominently featured. The first one that came to mind was the Beach Boys on Full House. But there's a lot. Things like that, yeah. We've got some good ones picked out. God, my internet is dropping again. I may have to refresh again one more quick time. Oh, refresh that stuff. Hang on two seconds, everybody. Sorry, folks. He's always doing this to me. Always doing this. There he is. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. All right. Let's do it. It's feature presentation time. All right. So we thank you so much, everybody, for hanging with us. Easy. We love it. Tonight's theme is Easter episodes, and here's what I have picked out. First off, we have the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Easter special. This is, I believe I have downloaded this over here. Yeah, there's an Easter episode of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon. I believe Rocksteady and Bebop are dressed in Easter bunny outfits at one point as an advertisement. Of course. After that we have Beverly Hills, and this is a later season episode. This is like, I think when this came out. So everybody looks forty-five years old in it, and they're still trying to play young. And it's about Easter. After that we have what I really hope wins. I found an episode of Davy and Goliath, the classic claymation cartoon series. made by the Lutheran Church, I believe. Oh, really? That's the deal with that? Yeah, like the Lutheran Convention funded it and everything. So, yeah, they have an Easter episode of that. And then we have the Easter episode of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. And after... And, uh, which is also fun. Yeah. Uh, and then our wild card from last week, the little mermaids Island, they made a pilot of the little mermaid that was live action. So there was a live action aerial and, uh, like a live action flounder and it's, uh, they forget flounders birthday and it was our forgotten birthdays episodes. So. Um, yeah, some good options. I put that link in the chat. We'll give you guys a moment to, oh, did I put the wrong link? Someone just said wrong link. Did I put the stream yard link again? Oh, I put the clubhouse link. Oh boy. We're having a time this week, everybody. Are we having a time? Some weeks you're just jumping over every hurdle great and you're doing awesome, and then some week you're just bumping into everything and doing all you can. Okay, I just put the real link in the chat. Yeah, I'm just double-checking. I have everything in our iClude. And we've got another donation here. Oh, nice. This one comes from Eric McKeddon and BlueEyedLadyXIV. Thank you so much, you guys. Oh, thank you so much, Eric and BlueEyedLady. Eric says, we're looking forward to meeting everyone in May. Oh, I think they're going to the show that Mary Jo's doing in Minneapolis. Oh, sick. Love it. Very cool. Can David Lynch and Brack promote the show for everyone else? Yes! My good friend Mary Jo Peel from the state of Minnesota will be hosting Riff Trax and Friends along with Bill Corbett and Kevin Murphy. Yeah, Joe... Tickets are on sale now! So if you're living out in the Minnesota area, you're like, yeah, it's still pretty cold out here, you know? It's like, you know, it's springtime most places. Minnesota's still cold. Needs an indoor activity. You need to watch some movie riffing. You can go watch a thing over there. Yes. Tickets are on sale now. It's at the Parkway Theater. May fifteenth at six thirty p.m. It's only fifteen dollars. Is that real? It's only fifteen dollars. Why isn't everyone going to this? I'm going to drop that link in the chat. Fifteen smackarones. it is riff tracks and friends comedy night. It's going to be built for a bit. Mary Jo Peel, Kevin Murphy, and they're going to be hosting a bunch of their favorite guests, some standups, some storytelling, some music. Uh, it's going to be excellent. Everyone should go. That sounds sick. Yeah. All right. Should we see, uh, let's see, let's see what wins this. I'm hope, I hope Davey and Goliath so much. And thank you, Aaron McKeddon and, uh, the wide lady. Oh, did you say what the wild card is, too? Yeah, I said it was Little Mermaid's Island. All right, cool. I missed that. Nice. I think this has the potential to be a Mystery Hour classic. Ooh. This is, it's not just kind of goofy, but yeah, it is in the iCloud, so if you go. Got it. Let's download that. Very nice. Here, let me attend to the sound while you're doing that. Yeah, get that music down. Get that music down. I hope everybody's ready to learn a valuable life lesson. This is what, have you ever seen Davy and Goliath before? Do you know what it is, Chris? I know what it is more from like parodies of it. Yeah, from like moral and stuff like that. Right, exactly. All right, here we go. I'm so excited for this. How long is this? Like, twenty minutes. Twenty-something minutes. Pretty short. Ooh, nice and crisp print we got here. This is from the Lutheran Church's official YouTube page. I'm mixing up the Kool-Aid for the party that Minister Jones is having later. Was he knocked unconscious by the colander and he has a vision of the Easter Bunny? Is it one of those episodes? He looks like Rick Moranis in Ghostbusters. They do an Easter cake? Did you ever make a big to-do about Easter growing up, Chris? Like dyed eggs, that's about it. okay yeah because we were still trying to be religious when I was a kid so it was like a little bit of a to-do but me what are you two arguing about who gets to lick the icing bowl so me can they all hear the dog talk or or is this like a son of sam situation where only davy has the dog Kill, Davey, kill. You should shoot them all, Sam. Shoot all of them. There's a movie for someone to make, a Davey and Goliath type thing about the son of Sam. I'm pretty sure that's not healthy for a dog. mom was there chocolate in that icing oh no I have to put goliath down all right rascal there's something about that that's just like kind of creepy love you that's good because I love you shoot your shoot your cream right into my mouth mom no no no no happy JLC versus only Davey can hear him. All right. That makes sense. It's like Wilford. Wilford rules. We're under strict Wilford rules in this show. It's in the show writing Bible. Hello? Hi, Davey. You can baseball practice at four o'clock. More dates for Kay with the dating life. I'll practice with her. With your grandmother? You don't know my grandma. She sucks. I'm so happy we're doing this. Oh no, don't eat the flowers. There's something creepy about this animation. Like, yeah, it's just claymation, but it's just a little off. Yeah, it makes me, it gives me, like, dark feelings. I can't explain. It gives me dark feelings. I know what you mean, because it's like, it's like what if Gumby had the vibes of, like, that footage of Bigfoot, you know? Or, like, the Zabruder film. Gumby's pretty creepy too. Grandma has a good throwing arm. Yeah, right. Your grandfather was asleep in the bed right next to that window. Oh, God. No, that's too wide, Grandma. Luckily, I've been stealing windows for years. We keep them in the basement. Yeah, that's more like it. Well, you carry it. I'll bring the potty and the knife. Is that the crate from Creepshow? You're going to run into Gary Busey up there. They should have called Hider in the house, Gary Busey in the house. It would have done so much better at the box office. Gary Busey lives in my walls, just like, yeah, right to the point. I did have a phobia when I was a kid for a long time of, like, there being, like, a hoarder or, like, someone just, like, our squatter living in, like, the house without me knowing it. Don't drop it. Baby, you stink. Take a shower. They find his dad's collection of, like, porno mags in the attic. Rocket Dave asks a great question. What does this have to do with Easter? Oh. Spoke too soon. They made that Easter cake at the beginning, too. Oh, that's right. Grandma shot her cream into Dave and Goliath's mouths. Let's get to work, Davey. TBS. I think I saw Pazuzu. This is like the attic from the Conjuring movie. Yeah. And this is my altar to Paimon, baby. Yeah, it is. It's the same guy to Gumby, right? I'm not sure. But Gumby feels less... Yeah, like you said, there's like a sinister kind of vibe. Yeah. Maybe Gumby's just more colorful, so it feels less... It's like a haunted mansion. Like, why is Goliath okay after falling on glass? This dog's unstoppable. You can feed him whatever. I like how they did that shot, but they made a conscious effort to not give the dog a butthole. I can't use the bathroom, Davey. I have no external genitalia. Oh no, is he going to get into the eggs? You know you want to. It's worse. So they're doing like an egg hunt with real eggs. Well, that just seems like a bad idea to begin with. I guess that's what they used to do back then, is like egg hunts with real eggs, because I'm from the generation where you just get those shitty plastic ones and you fill them up with candy. Candy, yeah. There's something very depression about, here, child, go out in the yard and find this real egg I've hidden under. Oh, it's got a stink in that attic right now. The sulfur is making us high. We did all that work for nothing. We're not mad. Is Goliath going to hump the horse? Oh, yes. What's that coming from Goliath's legs, Grandma? Is that frosting coming out of Goliath? Ew. Ew. I'm Goliath Hanson. Wanna fight? They put Xanax in my dog food. Your father rode that Bronco, Davey. Oh, sorry, fella. Now I'm gonna ride it, too. Next week, we'll bring him downstairs and paint him. Sometimes your grandmother gets on that horse and just rides and rides and rides for hours, even. No reason. This belonged to my grandmother, Davy. It's funny because the... Your grandfather. Your grandfather was Abraham Lincoln. Yeah. Did our grandfather murder Abraham Lincoln? These look like the hats that both him and his wife were wearing at the theater. The jackets will beat the squeeze. Your great-grandfather was John Wilkes Booth, Davey. Put on that Reese's one, Grandma. Insane lore drop for Davey and Goliath. This was a song we sang when I was your age, Davey. Come on, baby, kick them daisies. Downtown ladies sing this song, doo-dah, doo-dah. I move in, I move out. Hands up now, hands down. Back up, back up. Tell me what you want to do now. Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling. The Fleetwood Mac reunion looks a lot rougher than I thought it would. When you play it backwards, you can hear the voice of the devil coming through it. Why does he want a J for his sweater? Oh. That's going on YouTube. The dog just starts having like a seizure on the ground. I know. They're still just like. It's funny to watch her animals get hurt. This is like the Patrick Bateman origin story. Come into this dark room where I haven't made the bed. Oh, it's a... And now you're going to wear it, Davey, whether you want to or not. It's a lovely, joyous time. Open your present, dear. It's a human head. It's a severed head. I thought I was going to die. Yeah, I love that they both... It's like the fakest, weirdest laugh. They're just like... Present for you, Goliath. No, you shouldn't have. The dog starts having a heart attack on the ground right after a seizure. The dog's stupid. If we keep the dog in a state of trauma all the time, he won't rise up against us. Oh, my God. Take him to the vet. Wake up, Goliath! Goliath! Oh no! It's okay, Davey, because dogs don't have souls. God says so. You're a very smart dog. You're a professor. Now you look like a real egghead. Alright, so now we're destroying the dog's vision. I mean, come on. Someone needs to call animal services on these people. This poor animal. What does the J stand for? Next week I'll knit Goliath one. I'm a dickhead. Sound off in the chat if you know what the J is for, because his name starts with a D, and Goliath's name starts with a G. All right, John, but one of these days, I'm just going to keep this going. Oh, Dad, can I stay? Now, Davey, you've been there all day long. It's not long enough. Never mind, honey. I'll see you Saturday at the game, and we'll be together Easter. Jorts. Rushmore Ancestors. Jorts. Judas. Jackass. Yes, good one. Jeebus. Jizz. Jizz. Good answer. Ooh, Jor-El. I like that. Jeepers. JV. This kind of looks like the neighborhood Halloween takes place in. That hedge that Michael Myers spied could be right up ahead. Bocutis Suda says, Glynis. Glynis. Do you pronounce it Glynis or Glynis? Another Saturday alone. What is happening here? It's like There's this undercurrent of clinical depression in all of these characters. I know. I like his TV. Gee, who died? No, we're just Lutherans in the sixties. This is just how we act. Awkward? Yeah, what has happened? What is going on here? Davy? Oh, Davy. Oh, no. I didn't do anything, Dad. Son, Grandma died this afternoon. Oh, no. Matt, why are we watching this? In the Easter special? Not Grandma. She's gone, Davey. Jesus. I just saw them making the Easter cake at the beginning and everything. Oh, no. Can we turn this off? I don't like it. Oh, my God. Just yesterday. She was throwing hard balls at me. I know. Grandma's just dead now. What? She was abusing Goliath just yesterday. There's a whole funeral in this Easter. Yeah, let me find a fun Easter special for the kids to watch on Easter morning. Oh, let me pop on Davey and Goliath. That's wholesome. You will come to life again. Oh, my God. His grandpa's ghost is going to visit him. I really don't like this. Trust in God and trust in me. And Jesus promised... It's happening, Chris. His head is huge. It's bigger than everyone else's head. Davy. Wouldn't it be great if grandma visits him like a force ghost, like in Empire Strikes Back? Yeah. Davy. Davy. To play baseball with me again, you must go out in the field. Baby? Are you over your grandma yet? She's been dead for like a whole day. Like, I mean, get over it. Is that his sister? I can't tell. Why does her hair look like an eighteenth century judge? I am alone without grandma. I'm here. We're sorry when we beat the shit out of him. Yeah, Goliath's happy because Grandma was just abusing the crap out of him. He's like, I'll eat that old bitch's eyes out. I don't care. Hello, Jimmy. I'm real sorry about Davey's grandma, Mrs. Hanson. Thank you. Thank you for your condolences, little Bill Burr. Can Davey play in the ball game? I wish he would, Jimmy. I'll tell him. Thanks. of his little mouth thanks davy jimmy's here to go to the ball game with you get out of here mom I'm masturbating I wish you would dear what if I gave you some of my lithium do you think that would help davy is he still in his funeral suit is that what they're implying it's like let the kid hang out by himself yeah is this the same day that this is all happening Davey, have you ever listened to goth music before? I think that could really help you through this time. Davey, this is called Joy Division. He brings over his dad's flashlight. Look, I have like nine head injuries, Davey, and I'm still going. That old bitch had it coming, Davey. Play him some ball. Davey? What? Grandma sure did like ball games. But you haven't fed me in two weeks. Why, I wouldn't miss your games. Come on, Davey. The jiggits need you. Okay. There's no privacy on this show. Everyone's just opening doors, looking for windows. Is this going to be like Field of Dreams now, but with Davey and Goliath? If you build it, Davey, your grandma's ghost will come. That is the most depressing second basement I've ever seen. I'll be cheering for you. I took a shit out in the outfield, Davey. You need to go pick it up. She can't. She's gone. And I killed her. Wow, that kid doesn't have quite the arm that Grandma did. Grandma can throw a mean baseball. Clonk. This really does have nothing to do with Easter anymore, though, which I think is weird. They made the Easter cake, and then the dog broke the eggs. That was it. They could have just sped up the film a little bit here. Yeah, this is the most low-energy baseball game that I've ever seen. Yeah, J.Cook Hilarious is like, use the force, Davey. Yeah, it'd be great if, yeah, like, Grandma's voice came to Davey while he's pitching, like, at the end of Star Wars. Use the force, Davey. Let go, Davey. Davey, you turned off your targeting computer. What's wrong? Three runs, Davey. I forgot to catch the way Grandma told me. You need a basket, Davey? Have you heard of Zoloft, Davey? Hey, Davey, what's the matter with you? I do not feel quite okay about that black character. I know. I'm sorry, fellas. Let's, uh... I mean, clearly, he's not in the mood to play. Like, why are you forcing him? Ugh. Davey, I know what'll help you. It's called beer. I stole some from my parents' place. Watching this, though, I totally see how a show like Moral Oral could come along and just parodying this, you can have just seasons of entertainment, just all the weird scenarios you can put this type of character in. Does he have glaucoma now? Yeah, Dan Wally, suck it up, Davey. This might be the most depressing thing I've ever seen. This is the saddest Easter special that's ever been put on film. I thought this would be good for a laugh. I thought the Lutherans would do better than this for Easter. Easter's the story of like, you know, it's so sad that Jesus died, but he rose for you. Grandma's voice is coming from the record. I cannot believe they did this. So she died on Friday, they buried her on Saturday, and then he played a game the same day? It sounded like you were doing the Solomon Grundy, like... Yeah. Born on a Monday. Solomon Grandma, born on a Monday. Buried on a Tuesday. happy easter from grandma to davey her hand just pops out of the cake all the dye in this cake will change your poop color davey her freshly dug grave jesus now her body will return to the earth davey grandma loved easter Easter is a lovely, joyous time. But now she doesn't love anything, Davey. She's dead. Wait, I have an idea, Davey. Have you heard of the Necronomicon, Davey? What'll I do without her? We can bring her back. We'll be together Easter. No, not Easter. We just take her bones up to the pet cemetery. We can bring her back, Davey. Isn't he home? Sometimes dead is better, Davey. He left the ball game a long while ago. Oh, my God. I thought you said this was like twenty minutes. It is. It's been an hour. If we've been watching this for twenty four minutes, it's got like two or three minutes left. Come along with me now, Davey. Come where? Oh, it's we're back to Easter again. Maybe Grandma will rise from the dead like Jesus did three days later. Y'all can still hear me, right? I had to mute for a second. Okay. The death of your grandma is nowhere near as traumatic as the death of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. Grandma wanted to see the Easter plate. And wanted you to see. Grandma loved watching Jesus get the shit beat out of him. Poor Davy. Goliath digs Grandma's grave up. I brought you Grandma's hand, Davy. It's about what happened to Jesus. Oh, boy. Here we go. Those Roman pillars represent the place where Pontius Pilate sentenced Jesus to death. There's the cross he had to carry. And Jesus' enemies made him wear a crown of sharp thorns. Yes. Then, along a road like that, and up a hill, he carried the cross. It's all very literal. I don't see why Grandma thought Easter is happy. It happened right over there. Did they make this play for, like, deaf people that they nailed to the cross? Dad, did Jesus really die? And over there, the Mel Gibson statue stands for the commercialization of his death that'll happen many years later. Then on Easter morning... There come some actors. Oh, only two people came to our play. This sucks. Well, all right. Easter morning. What will we do without Jesus? We will never see him. Never be with him again. Of course, they were all incredibly white. They've taken Jesus away. Why are you crying? They've taken Jesus from his tomb. He's gone. He's gone. He has been raised from the dead. You'll see him again. Be with him again. Oh. Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Can we go back to the dead grandma? I know. I prefer that over all the weird Jesus talk. This is what Easter is. And also eggs and bunnies and stuff. Yeah, but what about grandma? And that's the promise he makes to us. Does that mean he'll raise Grandma too? Yes, Davy. This is the John Dacre song, Mr. Z Natural. Then I'll see her again. I'll be with her again. Someday when I'm dead, I'll see her again. I can't wait to die, Goliath. Well, I learned a lesson. Losing a grandparent sucks. But it doesn't suck as much as religious indoctrination. Thanks, Art. My grandma died a year ago. Almost exactly a year ago. It wasn't quite like this. Yeah. It's very soothing, though. Yeah, a little bit. I still just like when you were like, this makes me feel dark. It does, though. I've always kind of had any kind of religious stuff, though. Since I was a kid, it's always kind of freaked me out. This is probably some of the normaler religious stuff out there, you know? It still gives me the creeps. Easter. Yeah, what should we do to fill out this Easter special? How about a dead grandma plot? The kids will love that. Oh, my God. That was so fucked up. Wow. Baby and Goliath, everyone. Wow. You voted on it. You all wanted to see it. We kept on watching the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. 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