It’s Thursday and Matt & Chris are BACK in the Mystery Hour van having settled their differences of opinion on Rogue One, and are naive enough to expect viewers to want to watch one of many prank shows, which gets derailed by this week’s wild card: an episode of the Spike TV original, Stan Lee’s Stripperella.

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Feature Presentation: Stan Lee’s Stripperella

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Just one big family Driving down that country road with you by my side our love it grows Through fields of gold under skies so blue our journey feels so brand new This love we found yeah happiness all around Together we soar In euphoria we explore Hand in hand we walk this line Beauty of our love undefined With every step our hearts tend to twine A journey through our love so divine Through the highs and lows We stand strong in each other's arms. We belong in this journey through. A love so true, euphoria we do. Driving down that country road with you by my side. Through fields of gold, under skies so blue Our journey feels so brand new Driving down that cordial road With you by my side all of it grows Through fields of gold, under skies so blue Our journey feels so brand new I feel like I've known you forever But it's only been a couple months I've been lost until you came into my life and showed me I had what it took to get up in front, to get up and love myself enough to give it up. I love you enough to fucking roll up. We love our life so much we fuck it up. But where you wanna be? Where you wanna go with me? Where you wanna go? What we gonna do? Yeah, every single time I see myself with you. Well, where we gonna go? Yeah, what we gonna do? Every single time I find myself with you. Every day. Driving down that country road with you by my side. All of it grows. Fields of gold under skies so blue. Our journey feels so brave. We'll be right back. Shot in the dome cause of my hops Nuts in your face See you was under the coat Where the big boys play So now you know I'm six two With crazy hops From that two-hand in my video I'm still getting props like V I wear a size T That's why I'm getting up Time and time again Boys look like they wanna squabble And they see me sober they gonna get a two-hand reverse, or I might just do a self-addly, and hang on the rim, till your posse wanna blast red, yeah, that's how I do, on this hoop court, I'm a fool, I don't pour, I leave the court naked free by three stars. That's the life of a sheep, a hooch was too long to ever see a knee. White or black t-shirt, that's a bet, and I'm always dry, cause real ballers never sweat. And boys know where I be. Mary and Paula is where to find me. Who've been on a Thursday night. Rising to the occasion and taking tight flight. And oh yeah, I got that thing with me. Under the blue sky. Bye. I'm the British Bulldog, and you're going down. The Undertaker says slam. Everybody wants to poke with the British Bulldog. Yeah, well, hit me. Oh boy, Joe Exotic ventriloquist. There's creepy creatures going on. Now this is officially a horror movie. You know, Edgar Bergen would be a better get for this party. The early years of Wayland Flowers and Madame were not as good. This is why kids in the sixties had to do drugs. Yes. Our friend was killed yesterday, but we can sing and laugh about it now. The movie The Party had a shorter party scene. Kids are leaving this party and volunteering for Vietnam. Coming soon to weird and wonderful Wednesday watch-alongs. You are cordially invited to return to a time. Are you at home? Yes. To anybody? Yes. To the tax gatherer? No. When greed was good. It was your brother's dying wish that you might do something for his children. Our father, your brother, had a noble heart. Which beats no more. Evil. What do you think you're doing, eh? Was not pretty. Capturing Wainwood boys is something of a speciality. Take it, be thankful. And survival's thought was an adventure. This is my faithful friend and fellow traveler. His face practically erupts with drama. From Charles Dickens' thrilling classic. My name is Nicholas Nickleby. I am his uncle. and even I can see that he is no good. Jamie Bell, Jim Broadbent, Tom Courtney, Alan Cumming, Dame Edna Everidge, Edward Fox, Ramallah Garai, Anne Hathaway, Charlie Hunnam, Nathan Lane, Christopher Plummer, Timothy Spall, Juliet Stevenson. Bravo! Thrilling in the extreme. United Artists presents Nicholas Nickleby. This is a family drama. Those are always popular. Tremendous, positively tremendous. All right, yeah, we're going to watch a pig hollering video. It's a four-minute long video of a pig hollering contest. Oh, it's Peter Griffin. Oh, he's with the police siren. Piggy, come on, Piggy. what so who votes are there judges thank you the pigs Oh. Sorry, I misspelled some success. It's almost better that way. Yeah, seriously. I love that drawing. That is an excellent drawing. Okay, the blue shirt, that's my rendering of a beach. I love it. That's just so great, people. Oh, and that should get this baby out of me. I'm sure the point of this is not for me to clarify. Perfect! This is why I hate games. I love it better that way, Mary Jo. No, seriously. Get this baby out of me. Thank you. The End so so What up? What up? What up? Hello. Hello, everybody. It was touch and go there for a second, Matt. I didn't know if you were going to make it. I was here, but my stupid computer wasn't connecting to my phone as a camera. I was here. Do you ever have that happen? I'll feel like I'll be walking through my apartment sometimes doing nothing. The Mac's like, hey, you definitely want to use your phone as a camera right now, right? The screen changes on my phone. It's like, you are now a camera. You're like, what? I'm just walking through the living room. But then the minute I'm trying to do a stream, I'm like, okay, time for you to be my camera phone. It's like, what? Yeah. What? Can you move that fan away from your microphone? Yes. There we go. Ooh, you're coming in hot. Hold on. Talk now? Hello, yes. Oh, there we go. Okay. Sounded like we were talking through, like, a jet engine. You know? Oh, yeah. Like every Trump presser where, for whatever reason, he's, like, in front of an airplane. Like, it's the most important news to, like, you know, ever happen in our country is, like, it's a great day for america I just want to make this announcement about my enemies it's like could you just not be in front of a fucking plane if you're gonna be the way you are like it is insane uh it is insane we're not here to talk about that tonight we're here to talk about just mostly to talk about oh yeah we're here to talk about hot sauce our new sponsor are we finally getting a sponsor maybe that'll that'll that'll uh turn the tide that's that's when you know we'll officially be on the the downward slope of the show when we uh if we accept sponsors yeah we're pretty committed to never having sponsors so I don't know it would be pretty nice to have some blue chew just hanging out around you know like just some some boner pills you know to you know it's uh it's a weird thing let me put a different background let me do my david lynch background um What were you just talking about? Sponsors. Sponsors. I hate sponsors. I hate watching sponsors. I hate ad reads. I hate all that crap. It's horrible. We will never subject you guys to that if we can stop it. I mean, yes, there's ads on Twitch, but we don't really have much control over that. I don't know. Speaking of which, you can watch tonight's program completely ad-free over at dumb-industries.com slash mystery hour. But ads suck. Ads are terrible, man. Ads is... It's capitalism just in little bit pieces in front of your favorite shows and stuff. Ads are horrible. Anyway, here's an entire program that's just advertisements about the various things we have coming up. No, it's not entirely that. But Dumb Industries Mystery Hour, for those of you who are new here, we are going to be talking a little bit, just a little bit about what we've been doing here at Dumb Industries and what we got coming up. But, you know, our main thing is to come together and to just talk to all y'all, to hang out, to answer any questions y'all might have about stuff, and to, you know, of course, at the end of the night, watch some garbage that I have found on the internet, which tonight we are doing prank shows, mainly two thousands prank shows. I've got one retro option because They got better in the two thousands. If you ask me, like the higher the budget, the funnier the prank. Yeah. Well, the two thousands were like a golden era of just like tastelessness on television. So it's like some of them got just like, really, it's like, you know, what would be a funny prank is if we convinced you that your nephew died in a house fire. And then while you're crying and yelling up, why God, why at the sky, we're going to pop out of a van and be like, gotcha bitch. Like that was kind of the vibe of a lot of them. Yeah. There was a show called buzzkill on MTV. That was, it was like the precursor to jackass, but it was like really mean kind of, they'd get like, they'd get like a, uh, people on vacation to go on like a big foot tour or something. And then they'd have like a guy pop out his big foot, um, and like taste them and stuff. And it's like, this looks a little dangerous. Like people might fall off a cliff for an MTV prank show. Now, I do want to say, speaking of these kind of things, and I will tease this one option we have, because I think you can probably intuit what a lot of the options are based off the theme. One of our options is Punk'd, and it's the famous episode where Zach Braff, he thinks that children have vandalized his car, and you nearly witness Zach Braff assault children on camera before the producers step in at the last minute. They're like, whoa, whoa, it was a prank. It was a prank. It was a prank. Don't. I know. I was always waiting for that show for there to be a bad thing where, like, You know, it's like they're trying to prank Bruce Willis and he just pulls a gun on them and kills someone. And they're like, Oh, was prank Bruce. I promise. Because, yeah, I don't know how they did that. He's like, What'd you do? But we've got some other options, too. And then I've got for intermission video, I've got some clips from another show that I wanted to include as an option, but I couldn't find an entire episode of. I could only find two short little skits from it. So that'll be our intermission. Because we also have our wildcard option. So you people could potentially just derail all of our hard work all week. You people, you out there, you know who you are. People are mentioning Jackass. I like Jackass a lot. Turtle J's anti-prank. I understand the anti-prank sentiment. However, I mean... Yeah, most of these are kind of fun. I tried to only... Like Eric Andre pranks. I'm sorry. I just find that hilarious. Yeah, even like the jackass pranks, because I mean, like the jackass stunts were, of course, pretty brutal, but the pranks were all just stuff like, you know, it's like Johnny Knoxville is like, you know, out in public in a full body cast and he can't pull his pants up. Like it's nothing that like, you know, it's more demeaning and hurtful to him than it is to anybody. I used to love when Tom Green would like dress up like an old man on like a scooter and he'd go to like supermarkets and stuff and was like bang into things like that's that's my that's I like that kind of prank. that's good stuff yeah or uh or even like a old before he became you know a horrible creep and weirdo sasha baron cohen like those old rats where he just goes out in public oh those are so good those are so good those early ones yeah bruno too they did some really funny things with bruno um Yeah. So, man, I really included an L.A.G. show in this or maybe not. I understand people not really liking. Yeah. Prank pranking in general is a very kind of hard art to pull off without coming off as like hurtful. It's it's why so many people are pretty anti April Fool's Day because, well, not well, I mean, they're just people who just don't understand how humor works and think a prank is just, you know, like like a mean lie you tell somebody april fool's day I think since like the pandemic it's been like frowned upon basically it's just like come on well yeah well usually every year at around this time there's enough going on that people are like look I don't need one more thing today yeah uh so yeah we're gonna watch some prank shows so this is our tribute to april fool's day without having some lame joke on our website or like you know announcement and I did have an idea the night before April Fool's Day, and I told this to my wife. I was like, let's change everything on the website. Change the logo, everything. Where it no longer says dumb industries, it says dumb, D-U-M, bindistries underneath it, right? Chris, no. It'd be like a Mandela effect type of thing, where everyone's like, wait, has it always been dumb bindistries? And we're like, yeah, of course, it's always been dumb bindistries. I think a better one is to, is to change the spelling. Like I used to spell movies are dumb where the dumb was spelled weird, where you just rearrange the letters and we kind of just do like a, like Berenstain bears where we're like, it's always been spelled that way around. If you just not noticed. Oh, plastic spork says smart industries. All right. We're going to do that next year. What does someone else say? Oh, Cowbot says, I hate prank shows. What's the wild card? The wild card for like the eighth time is Stanley Stripperella. So you don't want to watch a prank show tonight. You can watch Stanley. You can watch another tasteless television show from the two thousands. It's a real embarrassment of riches tonight in terms of options. uh so yeah that's what I love about dumb industries is that you can learn about like nice arty movies on wednesday and then you can come here and I can uh tell you all about room raiders a show where where people were judged based off of the quality of their dorm rooms Anyway, oh my gosh, I don't even have our outline pulled up over here. I was coming in hot tonight with my camera issues. But I should say that, you know, of course, like every show, we are going to be doing our live shout-outs for donations. So donate any dollar amount. We will do one of our patented live shout-outs. I like singing things in weird little voices, and we like doing impressions. We've been answering some questions here lately. We've kind of branching out. If you basically, you know... anything you might uh want us to do or think you could get away with we'll do it we'll basically do anything we'll basically do anything we're uh we're below shame at this point yeah so it's at the dumb industries.com donate make sure you uh donate to the dumb industries mystery hour make sure everyone gets properly compensated um also we're on blue sky and discord I just dropped those links in the chat very nice two favorite places very nice my wife we already have a couple donations here shout outs all right first we got one from spirocyte who has sent in his spirocyte thank you name of the week this is a good one oh I can't wait Spiroscythe that watches all of our programming and then compiles a meme just based on things we've discussed in the past week and it's like basically a dumb fever dream nightmare. It's basically if you get done watching one of our programs and then you take like three Ambien yes um so here we go we got well it's the racer head right front and center with the uh nice very nice background does that represent ska or something you got matt television oh we did you had an amazing matt tv on tuesday oh yeah yeah some more is that newt gunroy with matt's sunglasses that is newt gunroy with or one of the neimoidians I'm not sure which one yeah stop this is getting out of hand now there are two of them we should not have made this bargain anything without the approval of the senate how sad is it I hate that movie so much and I can quote so much of it from memory it's just because you don't hate it we discussed this last week matt the deliveries are just so memorably weird that I can't uh you know forget them ever it's like uh I like how Bigfoot's in the corner here jumping. Yeah, he's in the middle of one of his patented slow-mo jumps and the smell my dumb. I guess that's a take on the... I think I included an ad for the smell my gack, the gack that smelled like things from the nineties. What are the kind of things that it smelled like? I think one of them smelled like pizza, I want to say. And one of them smelled like... I don't even remember all of them, but it was just like, yeah, just like weird. It was the nineties. I'm sure the smells were all like, you know, like... like armpit and you know and like yeah stuff I don't like artificial odors they bug me something that's definitely given you brain cancer if you own one of those by now like it's it can't be anything good you know that made it smell like that I also like he put carl from sling blade right I forgot that that's what he kind of looked like I always just yeah I can't do the face very well that's the that's the final part of the like Yeah. Maybe if I did my face a little bit more, like, it would help my impression. Mm-hmm. Actually, it kind of does. Maybe I should take to doing the whole face from now on. Ain't got no gas in it. Mm-hmm. You know, this really is kind of helping. Mm-hmm. They took me out of the nervous hospital. They said, why'd you kill Jesse for? Why'd you kill Jesse for? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yes, Matt, shave your head. That might help. I think if you shaved your head, you'd look a lot like Billy... What's his name? Billy Bob Thornton. No, to look like Billy Bob Thornton now, you have to have a weird Jamiroquai hat that you wear all the time and a headscarf. Have you seen what Billy Bob Thornton looks like now? No, that doesn't surprise me. It's like Johnny Depp. He looks like Captain Morgan's gay brother or something. It's like that kind of vibe. Well, thank you so much, Spiroscythe. Thank you, Spiroscythe. I think you should thank Spiroscythe as... Oh, yes, we didn't even do the... Yeah, I guess I should just do like... Maybe I could do like Carl. You know what? I've been listening to... It's been a very gothy kind of week weather-wise over here. I've been listening to The Cure a lot, to quote the wedding singer. So here is the lyrics to Friday, I'm in love, but by Carl, so... Well, let me tell you here, Spirosythe, I don't care if Monday's blue. Tuesday's great and Wednesday too. Thursday, I don't care about you. It's Friday. I need some french fried taters. I don't care if that there Monday's black. Tuesday, Wednesday, heart attack. Okay. I think, is that enough? Thank you so much. I made the meme. I thought it deserved a little longer, but not much longer. Just a little bit. Next one we have here is from Ryan S. Thank you, Ryan. Thank you. Ryan has requested the ghost of David Lynch calls Michael from When Michael Calls. The ghost of David Lynch calls Michael. I'll be David Lynch and you'll be Michael from When Michael Calls. Okay. So wait, do you call me or? Yeah, I guess if I'm Michael, I'm the Michael's the one who I'm the one who calls. OK. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hey, my David, can you hear me? Who is this? Well, this is your nephew, Michael. I'm stuck outside here at the bus stop and the bus hasn't come in nine and a half hours. The bus schedule's off. I don't know what to do. Michael Douglas. No, it's your nephew, Michael. Michael Jackson. I was who the Eraserhead baby was based on. You've got to come help me. I'm scared. It's dark and windy. Is this some kind of a joke? I'm scared. Someone come get me. Put your coffee and cigarettes down and stop writing your script where one person's two people and come help me. Is this Michael Caine? Oh, my God. I'm just going to try calling Jack Nance. Michael J. Fox. Is that you, Mikey? All right. Thank you so much, Ryan. I started getting phlegmy toward the end. I couldn't. All right. Let's do one more. We'll move on. We got some more. We'll do some more in another break. This next one comes from Punk Nerd. Thank you. Punk Nerd says, nothing more than hi, and I had a great time on Tuesday. Love you both. Oh, thank you so much. I'm glad you dug it. Yeah, we'll talk more about that here in just a minute. But yeah, that was a lot of fun. And thank you so much, everybody who hung out for that. Thanks, Nicole. You did like five and a half hours. I did like six hours. Yeah. I think it's the longest I've ever just streamed by myself doing a thing. So it was it was a lot of fun. Well, don't forget, I mean, you're OnlyFans, though. Do you count that in it? How long you've streamed? Well, that's true, because I have that camera where you can just watch me sleep from that website. Yeah, there's the one that's inside my toilet. Yep, that's a popular one. There's a feed to the camera pill I was given before my colonoscopy that I requested to stay inside me so you can see what the copious amounts of Mountain Dew and Reese's Peanut Butter Cups are doing to my insides. Oh, no. Val Kilmer died. Someone just in the chat just reminded me. Yeah, I've been real sad about that. I'm famously, I think, the biggest Batman Forever lover ever, and it feels like my Batman died a little bit. know he was in a lot of good movies too not just he was yeah hello he was in top secret you can only you can tell people's political affiliations sometimes by which val kilmer movies they remember because basically every right-wing person in my life is like tombstone he was in oh yeah tombstone yeah that's right man he was big for a while the doors That Doors movie is great. Kyle McLaughlin's had a rough year losing. He lost David Lynch, and now he's lost Val Kilmer. I famously asked Kyle McLaughlin... Well, famously, Jesus Christ. I met Kyle McLaughlin one time at a wine event, and I just couldn't think of anything to ask him because it was one of those situations where you had to talk to him. And, you know, because we're all going through a line at the table to get our pictures taken and stuff, and I panicked. I was like, who is crazier to work with, Val Kilmer or Dennis Hopper? And Kyle McLaughlin paused for me. He's like... I don't know. Me and Val got along great. Him and Oliver Stone had problems, but I thought we were all right. And Dennis Hopper, you know, he was sober when we made Blue Velvet, so that was good. I think the craziest person I've ever worked with is Sean Young. And I was like, wow. That's what everyone says, though. Sean Young. I've met Sean Young. Really? I can verify Sean Young. Get out. How did you meet Sean Young? What? You haven't heard this story? I don't know if I have. She came to QED once at an open mic. Maybe I have heard this. Pissed drunk about ten years ago. wow and uh attacked uh the owner um oh wow it was an insane event and then she like tried robbing a bank in astoria like a week later or something wow I had trouble for that so insane yeah she has issues I guess she's a safe person to on so kyle mclaughlin didn't feel yeah I feel like a bad person for sharing that with me uh yeah I've learned over time that it's before that was like a notorious thing I feel like I maybe saw that she showed up at QED or someone mentioned, but I don't think I'd heard the entire story around it and everything. Yeah, it was nuts. That's great. So, Punk Nerd, thank you so much. Thank you, Punk Nerd. Yeah, what should we do to... Oh, yeah, I was doing kind of gothy songs. So, here's Tiny Tim doing... Here, what's another good one? Oh, just like Evan, that's a good one, so, uh... Show me, show me, show me how you do that trick. The one who makes me scream, she said. The one who makes me laugh, she said. And threw her arms around my neck. Show me how you do it, and I promise you, I promise that I'll run away with you. I'll run away with you. It gets me every time. Punk nerd, just like heaven. Thank you, punk nerd. Thank you, punk nerd. All right, we've got so much to get through. Okay. Let's get into this week's Slum Deal. Slum Deal. And we'll do more shot. We have more shout outs in the queue here. We're doing more at the next. Yeah, we got more. We just gotta we gotta we gotta keep things moving along. We gotta we need to like almost like a producer like an old show to just like stand behind our computers and she like you gotta keep it going. Gotta keep it going. Stretch. Cast is unconscious. We're sobering him up vamp for a while. Let's see. Okay. Coming up first, we have amazing deals on the Dumb Industries website every week, all the time. Head to dumb-industries.com slash deals. Right now, you can get twenty percent off any T-shirt with promo code T-shirts twenty. That's right, Jim. Dumb-industries.com slash deals. Deals. Deals. Deal with it. Deals. I need a soundboard. I know. I want to hook up my iPad and just have a bunch of squares that I can just press, you know? yeah um anyway yeah speaking of uh speaking of dumb industry stuff speaking of dumb industry stuff just everything we talk about that's gonna be my new uh segue when I don't know how to segue the dumb industries mystery hour mystery club is a thing and it is free to join it's on our website dumbnashindustries.com forward slash mystery hour what is the mystery hour mystery club you ask Good question, other me. The Mystery Hour Mystery Club is on our website and you can watch tonight's program completely ad-free. So if you're watching us from Twitch, hi everybody on Twitch. We love you. We thank you. We appreciate, you know, we get the ad revenue. So if this is... That's cool how you want to support us. That's great. 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There are some beach girls, and there kind of is a monster. Very Scooby-Doo type. There's a lot of singing, a lot of beach vibes. Who was the Q&A for that? Liz Winstead. That's a good one. Of the Daily Show. She's a nice lady. Oh, she's the best. She's a legend. She answered a hilarious question about... She and Craig Kilbourne famously clashed when they were both on a daily show. And someone asked during the Q&A, how do you feel about the final scene in Old School where Craig Kilbourne drives off of a bridge and kills himself or whatever? Yeah. I can remember if you were about to bring up, uh, was the, I don't want to give away too much, but, uh, but is the, was that Willem Dafoe story she told us, was that on the show or was that just something in the green room? She told a hilarious story about Willem Dafoe. I don't, I don't remember if it's, but you didn't let me finish my, okay. I'm sorry. Okay. Keep going. I thought you were done. So the question was, how did you feel about Craig Kilborn dying, his character dying in old school? And her answer was, on a scale of one to I can't stop masturbating to it. It's funnier when she's headed, obviously. Yeah. Um, but yes, Liz Winstead, Craig Kilbourne seems like the kind of guy he just has one of those faces. You just want to like smack, you know, some people just do have very punchable faces. I think it's like a weird, it's like a weird quality of nature. Like I'm trying to think of some other people with punchable faces. Uh, The main guy from Greta Van Fleet, I think he has one of those faces. Do you know who they are? That whole band. I don't even know what they look like. I've just heard a few of their songs, and I'm like, I'm pissed off. They're all in their late twenties, but they all, for whatever reason, look like they're ten years old, and then they sing off-brand Led Zeppelin songs. And the lead singer, you can tell he just thinks he's God's gift to Earth because he's a white guy who dresses like a Native American and does weird spiritual poses while he rips off Robert Plant. Oh, yeah. Fuck you, Greta Van Fleet. We got a few more donations here. What do you say we do? A few more shout outs while people get their entries in. Next one comes from Paul Reiser. Paul Reiser, yes. My papa. Papa Papa riser. Thank you so much. Paul are who we just assume is Paul riser. Sometimes the comments in the chat. In fact, one time he was watching with sometime he was watching with Helen Hunt. Yeah. You got to get Sigourney Weaver to watch with you on these days so we can get her on board with this. How can we think? Oh, yes. Hmm. See, trying to think of what are some other Oh, I know what I could do. Uh, uh, I haven't, I haven't, uh, gone, uh, into, I've been singing my goth songs. I did, uh, you know, a couple of cure songs, but, uh, here's heaven knows I'm miserable. Now is saying by Gollum going out to you, uh, Paul Reiser. Um, Oh my gosh. What is, let me just, uh, Oh, now I remember how it starts, so it goes like, so, I was walking in the haze of a drunken hour, and heaven knows I'm miserable now. I was looking for a job, and then I found a job, and heaven knows I'm miserable now in my life. Why do I give valuable time to people who don't care if I live or die? Well done. Thank you, Paul Reiser. Thank you. Thank you, Paul Reiser. I hope the next time you try to reboot Mad About You that it goes your way. Next one here comes from Long Torso. Oh, thanks so much, Long Torso. Long Torso, thank you. Long Torso says, I would love to hear what it would be like if Columbo was trying to sell Brother Ichabod a subscription to Omaha Steaks. All right. Turn Columbo into a Omaha Steak salesman. Let me... Okay. Excuse me, sir. Yes, yes. What is it? You've caught me in the middle of my midday skin regiment. Oh, I'm sorry to bother you, sir. It looks like you've got a busy day going on in there. But I just wanted to ask you, have you ever heard of this subscription service, Omaha Steaks? No, what is that? Are they steaks for killing vampires? Oh, no, sir. Or Mitch McConnell? Oh, you got it all wrong, sir. See, my wife, she turned me on to this. Oh, if you like steak, I'm telling you, Omaha Steaks is the way to go. Mrs. Colombo loves them. Now... Now, when I eat a steak, I prefer for it to be extra crispy, well done. I prefer it to have the consistency of a pumice rock. Can I make these steaks that well done? Oh, sure, sure. You can do whatever you want, sir. It's up to you. Then I cover it in A-one sauce. Oh, now, sir. And chipotle mayonnaise. Oh, now, sir. You don't want to do that to these meats. Fine cuts here. I feel weird being Columbo being a salesman because it's just not in his nature. It's kind of out of character for Columbo to try to sell somebody something. Maybe he's undercover. Maybe he's trying to... Someone said it's not a subscription service. I'm on their website. They do have subscription plans. are you really on the omaha steak website you can lock in an extra ten percent off your omaha maybe we should get a sponsorship from omaha steaks and matt we'll just eat steak all the time we'll just become oh my god that could be our whole thing yeah we become we become a steak live stream where every week we eat a different cut of meat or like with a different temperature and we just get way in the weeds with it I just go full hank hill um okay we got a couple more all right the next break but let's pick a winner here and don't forget the mads are back beach girls and monster six dollars with promo code yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Serena, Seventeen Twelve. Seventeen Twelve. I assume Seventeen Twelve is the year you were born in. You're an immortal being like me, so I appreciate your attention being on this program when you've clearly lived through things like the Salem Witch Trials and... Have seen some shit. Thank you. Thank you. Congratulations. Shoot me an email. Chris, a dumb dash industries dot com. We'll get that sent right out to you. I also want to mention this before we get into this week in dumb. We had our very first dumb it forward giveaway. Nice Tuesday. We had of Helen Hunt, the movie. Yes, forward. We we had this is a new thing we're trying out. If you had the dumb dash industries dot com slash dumb it forward. uh where members of the dumb community can pledge items from the dumb store and then you guys can enter to win them and we just choose people at random we did a raffle for uh three dumb audio books three winners were chosen on tuesday and notified um and thanks huge thanks to angry algonquin who inspired the entire thing yeah thank you since we launched that we've had other people just emailing us like hey I'd love to um I'd love to also sponsor a product. So if you had to dumb dash industries.com slash dumb it forward, uh, you could see all the things that people have donated that, uh, we're going to give away on May first. And, uh, that includes audio books, uh, posters, t-shirts, tote bags, just all kinds of cool stuff on there. And you can get it absolutely free. I just want to point out that Helen Hunt is watching tonight and has just told us to not mention her co-star from pay it forward. And, uh, Oh, is that Kevin Spacey? Oh, now you did it, Chris. Yeah. Ooh. See, Helen Hunt, are you aware of something called the Streisand effect, Helen Hunt? You just you put it in our head. And so you remember, I was like, who is there a problematic person? Russell Crowe might be problematic. Russell Crowe is problematic because he just likes to fight people. I think it's he's just he's just a drunk Australian man. And that's just fighting around the world. I love that Russell Crowe had an entire auction to raise money for his divorce, where he auctioned off movie props, including the jockstrap he wore in Cinderella Man. Oh my goodness. And John Oliver bought it and donated it to the last blockbuster in Alaska, so if you go to that blockbuster, they have a display case with the jockstrap from Russell Crowe in Cinderella Man in it. Yes, I love that. uh pretty great joel osment yes that's what I meant oh she meant yeah that's yeah yeah the very problematic uh hayley joel osment he seems like an actual like a really cool guy he seems like a chill guy yeah he's uh he's done all right you know it's a great hayley joel osment movie we'll get back on track here in just a second have you ever seen the well yeah that uh but have you ever seen secondhand lions before Is that with Michael Caine? It's with Michael Caine and Robert Duvall. It's like the definition of a dad movie where it's like... It's so boring. If your dad has never seen it before, show it to him and he'll love it. It's like the definition of a dad film where it's got heart, but it's got just enough action. It's where Haley Joel Osment goes to live with his two uncles who had past lives living in the Middle East being adventurers, and now they live in the middle of nowhere and just buy all these crazy animals and shoot at salespeople. it's a great movie I recommend it uh anyway second hand lines all right that's it for this week's dumb deals let's get into this weekend I kind of like that using my mouse is like a bomb tick off to like this weekend bomb you need to get one of those clickers that like uh you know that like uh steve jobs is used on like you know presentations to like advance stuff you know that's when you know you're real I can just hold this pen and pretend that's what I'm doing yeah just like where bob dole he always had a pen in his hand well that's because he couldn't move that hand he his hand was permanently like this from nerve damage but was the pen like stuck in there or I think he just put a pen in it because it looked less weird if that he was just holding a pen then just walking around like this Makes sense. I bet you when Bob Dole masturbated, he had great grip, though. If he was just able to just get that hand around it and just clamp shut, just be like, you know. Is Bob Dole still alive? No. He died, right? Yeah, he's been dead for a little bit. He was like a hundred and twelve, I think. He was one of those guys. He's one of the few Republicans that when he went on Saturday Night Live, he was actually like really funny. Like if he had done that SNL appearance that he did like before the election, it could have changed a lot. But but, you know, whatever. Anyway, Monday, March thirty first twenty fifth twenty fifteen. Jesus, man. Twenty twenty five. I'm you're I'm having an entire stroke on camera. Don't mind me. I'm living way in the past. Anyway, Monday, on SuperDumbBrothers, we played more Ghostbusters games. It was part two of our Ghostbusters stream. You played the Extreme Ghostbusters game for Game Boy Color, which was odd. Egon had a ponytail in it. Yeah, the extreme Ghostbusters and and you got to drive the Ecto one kind of. And then yes, and then we're just engaged in a side scroller where you just get lost and frustrated. That's like the definition of one of those games that like your mom would buy you from Toys R Us and for like Christmas and then you would play it for like fifteen minutes and be like, what the fuck even is this? And just like you never turn it on again. Oh yeah. I'm glad you can just emulate all those games now instead of paying forty five dollars and finding out the hard way. That's why I'm not getting a Switch Two for another ten years. I'm just going to wait until I can just emulate it all online. Instead of wasting your money on things like this, the Minority Report game for Game Boy Advance, which is horrible trash, and one of these days I'll figure out a way to play it on stream. It is so bad. uh anyway we played ghostbusters it was a good time uh I wasn't shitting on bob dole I'm sure bob dole was a fine gentleman he's a nice man he seemed like a decent dude I'm not uh I'm not shitting on him or his service or you know he was a I don't know what he thought this is a this is a comedy live stream we're going to occasionally say things that are are weird and off key we don't always mean all of them he seems he seems like a nice man uh But that episode of Ghostbusters, us playing Super Dumb Bros, playing Ghostbusters, now on demand in the Super Dumb Bros Super Club. That's right, Chris. Which is... I'm just going to keep saying, I'm just going to become like Ed McMahon, and I'm just going to like... Yes. That's right. Yes. Yes, sir. Yes. So yeah, check that out on demand Tuesday. was April Fool's Day and Matt pulled the ultimate April Fool's Day prank. He fooled all of you guys into watching his live stream. I did. Yeah, we did another Matt TV. We had this is one of those weird months where we had like an extra week, I think. Right. Isn't that kind of the deal? No. So Emmy's traveling. So we usually have Martian shadows on the first Tuesday. I never leave my home. My concept of time is cute. I forgot why we decided to do this. But anyway, we had an extra Tuesday open. So yes, I stepped into my old-timey role as music video DJ and... uh basically just uh treated the stream like it was mtv for six hours but in a way to where like I wish they would in real life where like the first two hours were like normal and then as the night got later and later like I just started slipping in more and more like weird shit to the point to where like if you were still watching at one thirty in the morning it was all like oh it was all just like trash blue eyed lady did not get a notification from that tv it sucks we missed it hey guess what we're not going to archive it because it's a copyright nightmare yeah that's that's why we don't do it as much I think you could still watch the replay head to dumb dash industry yeah we keep the replays up for a little bit matt tv you just got to put your email in there but I think though let me just double check but the replay should still be there all five and a half hours of it yeah so you didn't miss it you can still watch it for now may not be up forever But yes, that was a lot of fun. Yeah, we played a lot of... Oh yeah, happy birthday, Jen, again. Yes. We had a lovely dinner. Nice. We finally caught up on the Righteous Gemstones. Nice. We're all caught up on that show, which is amazing. Yeah, it was a good birthday. So why do you do it, brother baby Billy? Well, it's because I'm selfish. That... That show kills me. I didn't care at all about that show until Walton Goggins showed up, and now I'm all about it. It's so good. Brother Baby Billy is one of the best characters of this decade. Yeah, everyone's good. I mean, Jesse Gemstone, Judy Gemstone, they're all hilarious. um okay um yeah again emmy is traveling so we did not have a weird wonderful wednesday watch along um so this week we told her off we're not having you on the show no she's still traveling so she couldn't be here tonight yeah should we have some extra banter for a second how do you feel about the switch too chris uh you know switch to I'm not gonna I never get a console you know like when it first comes out I just got my switch last year like nine yeah it came out so I think I waited like a year after the switch came out to pick up mine so yeah I'll wait until it's reasonably priced and the games aren't eighty dollars but I'm looking forward to playing it like I'm sure that will never happen I know I'm I'm looking forward to like playing someone else's Switch for a little bit, but I'm not going to I'm not buying one anytime soon. I couldn't believe it's not OLED because I was that's what made me happy. I got the OLED because I'm like, well, you know what? I might have the better deal right now. I'm also wondering if Switch One games are going to start going down once that comes out. Probably not. Yeah, that's always my thing. I've finally reached the age where I don't care about new generations of consoles, but it does excite me that the older generations will go down. I've been seriously looking into getting a PS Four lately because they're so cheap and the tariffs and everything. That could... change any any moment but uh but for now it's like yeah for like two hundred bucks you can get like a whole ps four and there's some great games for that and like the ps five I can't even think of that much exclusive to that that's you know the mario kart game does look great I gotta say but it doesn't look eighty dollars great like it's no but it's it looks like a cool the logical next Mario Kart game, I guess. I'm still very upset that they cucked Donkey Kong and they took away his masculinity and they redesigned him completely to look like another fluffy creature. Donkey Kong used to be the most masculine... This is just going to become a men's rights against Nintendo podcast. Donkey Kong used to wear a tie in the games when I was a kid. They gave him a fucking gun in one of them and now he's this cuddly little creature and... okay we got a donkey kong game where they gave them all guns is nuts but so okay anyway wednesday there was not a show last night but emmy will be back yeah next wednesday with an all-new weird wonderful wednesday watch along the movie is nicholas nickel by I believe by charles dickens based on a charles dickens book um and then there's all you know every wednesday eight PM Eastern Emmy does an all new show. So tune into that, head to dumb dash industries.com slash weird. and uh you can access all you need to access that um matt is it already intermission time this is scary I think so oh my god all right let's get into it let's oh you know let's do a few shout outs and then we'll do our intermission uh this next one comes from scribbler johnny thank you so much thank you thank you pal uh scribbler johnny says enjoy every bagel i do enjoy every bagel we live in New York City we get the good we get the good bagels genuine bagels is it like what is it like there's a theory that it's like the water that makes the bagels like Larry King very famously had a bagel shop in Los Angeles where he would import water from New York like every day to make the bagels to that is insane um what are your thoughts on scooped bagels Chris that when they take all the dough out they take all the dough in the middle so it's like it's like a bagel skin basically that you're eating but with I find it offensive as a native new yorker I find that very offensive I don't know I've had ba if you ever have a bagel outside of new york city it usually is pretty terrible you know but that could just be because I'm so used to new york it's like eating pizza outside of new york it's usually pretty bad well a lot of pizza in new york is also bad I have to say that new york pizza is very overhyped I think no yeah it kind of but a good new york city when you find a good place when you find a good one it's it's good but like I don't know there's some bad new york places I've ate and I'm like where I think I could just go to the sparrow which is you know knock off new york pizza and it would be about as good chicago pizza have you ever like eaten that like in chicago that's a like some I jam with I haven't but I don't really like the really that's like the thick crust right Yeah, you have to eat it with like a fucking fork. It's a I don't know if it counts as pizza, really, but it's great for me, dog. Scribbler Johnny Scribbler Johnny, thank you for your donation. It's me, David Lynch. I am in heaven, obviously. It's pretty up here. There's a lady. Thank you, Scribbler Johnny. I ran out of gas on that one. Why don't you do Carl from Sling Blade thinking Scribbler Johnny? We already did Carl tonight. Okay. Because I think I've got a song. I'm just trying to think of a voice that I haven't done. Oh, you know, I could do Michael McDonald. Well, I don't know if that would work for the song, I'm thinking. Oh, just do one. Just do Michael McDonald. That's good. uh you know I'm just gonna freelance make up a song we're just gonna do this off the top of my head so uh scribbler johnny scribbler johnny thank you so much for the money scribbler johnny scribbler johnny uh you make me happier than rice or ronnie Yes. Fiddler Johnny. He came from some... Next one we have here is from Natalie L. Thank you so much, Natalie. Natalie, thank you. And the amount of four dollars and twenty cents. Hell yeah. Love it. Well, Natalie, I gotta thank you for your donation. It's Lieutenant Columbo. And I feel a little out of sorts. I was walking door to door and selling Omaha steaks and... Boy, Mrs. Colombo was not happy with me today when I got home. Didn't sell any steaks. But thank you for your donation. It's Lieutenant Colombo. It's Lieutenant Colombo. You know what I can do, Olive, for whatever reason? I can just work your name in, Natalie. I can sing all of the Weird Al Yankovic theme show theme song, which is kind of long and arduous. Let me see. I can work your name in, Natalie. So, oh, this is the story about a gal named Nat who lived in a sewer with her hamster pal, but the sanitation workers really didn't approve, so she packed up her accordion and had to move to a city. city in Ohio where she lived in a tree and she worked in a nasal decongestant factory and she played on the company bowling team and every single night she had the strange recurring dream where she was wearing Lederhosen and Nevada sour cream but that's really not important to the story well the very next year she met a dental hygienist with a spatula tattooed on her arm but she didn't keep in touch and he lost her number and then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm uh I don't know I could keep going for a little bit but it's uh I don't know is that enough yeah thank you Natalie thank you so much Natalie um And we got one more here from Lucius C. Lucius, thank you. Lucius Fox. Lucius Fox, now Mr. Wayne, if you wouldn't mind. Hey, they haven't put Lucius Fox in the new Batman movies yet. That would be cool when they introduce him. Yeah, I think they should get Steve Harvey to play Lucius Fox. Morgan Freeman was pretty good. He did what with the Batmobile? Can you just imagine, like, Batman doing something ridiculous? Like, he, like, you know, drives out of Wayne Enterprises, like, in a Batmobile, and then it just cuts to Steve Harvey, and he just, like, looks at the camera, like... He does that thing where he just, like, puts his hands up and walks away. Oh, that'd be so great. Oh, Mastermind. Batman did what to the Riddler? Tyler Perry. Yeah, I could do Tyler Perry's Lucius Fox. That could work. Or you should get something like Eddie Murphy. Give it to Eddie Murphy. That could be fun. Eddie Murphy would be good. But he's Eddie Murphy. He's got a star in the movie if he's in it. yeah like those alfred lucius fox roles that's what you give like elderly like british people who've had lives of like dignity in the theater and then the last thing they do before they die is be like alfred in the nine thousandth batman movie uh lucius thank you so much hey why don't you thank lucius um oh yeah it's michael caine uh oh and uh you know good to not be the batman no more master lucius I'm begging you, sir, please don't be the Batman no more, please. I swore to your mom and dad that when I found you in that alley, when you was just a little rugamuffin off the street, I wouldn't let you put on hockey pads and be the Batman no more, so please don't do it, Master Wayne. Please don't fight the Bane. You can't even understand what the fuck he's saying. What are you going to do when he monologues at you? Please don't be the Batman. That was excellent. Thank you, Lucius. Thank you, Lucius. Doris Leachman's going to see Weird Al in June. Nice. Have you ever seen Weird Al before? I have. And that's actually why I want to highlight this. Treadwell Jays says Weird Al's coming here. And I was about to buy tickets when I found out it's an outdoor venue in Florida summer. I saw Weird Al right here at Forest Hills Tennis Stadium. Literally a hundred and two degree weather. Oh, my God. Completely packed. Weird Al played for two hours, had a whole string orchestra, did not once acknowledge the heat, just put on the most amazing show ever. Nice. And the only acknowledgement was at the very end where he's walking through the crowd and he's just like got his microphone. He's like, huh? It's toasty out here, huh? Like, that's the only how it's made. It was like literally any change in every song. Yeah. Well, luckily he doesn't do the Michael Jackson fat suit anymore, so he didn't have to worry about having that on in that weather. But I saw him in two thousand three at I think it was like he has like an outdoor amphitheater in the summer, too. And he yeah, he brought it. That was it. Oh, trouble. Jay also sent in an amazing video and I have not responded to him yet. But Jay, I got it. It's amazing. um more of that soon um okay let's uh that's all we're all caught up on donations okay are we doing intermission now yeah why don't we just let's do that let's do it man sorry where did I put my giant two leader in the brown I can't find my drink. Anyway, tonight's, uh, intermission videos, uh, cause they're both pretty short. Uh, it's, uh, I've wanted to find one more show. Cause as, as you all know, tonight's theme is a prank shows mainly from the two thousands. And there was one called boiling point. that I loved that was on MTV and I could not find a whole episode of it but they did have like two of the skits from it clipped out and they're both pretty awesome so amazing so we will watch those in their entirety now here we go here can you get the music and I'll oh yeah yeah let me This is MTV's Boiling Point. And the point of Boiling Point, wait before you do it, the point of Boiling Point was it was like a prank show. And like the people who didn't know they were on camera were basically had to tolerate something annoying or weird going on for a certain period of time. And if they lasted whatever, like two minutes or whatever, they would get money. So that was... They're out for a quiet brunch. And then this guy shows up. Jonathan's the nut job. Missy's the waitress. And we're going to harass the fuck out of some diners today. Watch him walk by and point at your dick and go, you've got a small penis. I would already be out there being like, what the fuck? See, that's what I don't know if I, because I live in New York and I don't know if I would just be like, yup, same weird shit as always happening out here. Seventeen minutes. No one's going to make it. I would have already been out there, like, punching him. Have any of these shows ever just, like, had an assault happen on camera? Like, there has to be. Probably just put in air. He should have been wearing a trench coat, too, on top of that. Just make him extra creepy. Ah, the trench coat. The clothing of perverts everywhere. Well, it's because they finally complain about him and then he leaves because the waitress is in on it, so... Maybe I should just start doing this, like... If you guys heard about this book called Dianetics, it changed my life. This would legitimately terrify me. He does have, like, he's wearing, like, the creeper glasses, even. Excuse me. Hi. There's, like, no way to get rid of this man, right? Dude, this guy keeps bothering us. Shoo! Shoo! Go away! I doubt he'll come back, but if he does, tell him to shoo. Shoo. Just tell him to shoo, like he's, like, a rat or something. Shut up. I would have already been out there yelling at you. Maybe that's what happens after the loss. It's not funny. MTV's like, yes it is. Like I said, like, these shows were all made by, like, sociopaths. Like, if you gave Patrick Bateman, like, a producerial role in a show, this is what he would make. That's disgusting. Go away. Go away. Zach Hughes doesn't take me seriously. It's like a David Cross. What's the problem? You're bothering us, all right? You have a problem? You're staring at me. Get out of here. What's the problem? You're bothering everybody. Where's the camera? It makes me nervous. You're making everyone uncomfortable. No one appreciates. Beat the shit out of you. You think MTV would watch this and just be like, maybe this was a bad idea. No, you take it easy. Just leave the shit alone. Oh, they were a minute and a half away from winning. There's really nothing funny about this. Well, I guess it's it's I don't know if it's so much meant to be funny if it's meant to just like you're meant to see how much these people can take before they just, you know, because it's boiling point, you know, it's like funny about it. We're not seeing the full seven minutes because it's boring. Well, that's a problem, too, is, yeah, like it's a slow build. Sure. You just won a hundred dollars. Oh, they only win a hundred dollars for all that. Fuck you. Persevered nearly twenty minutes of harassment. Here's a hundred bucks. Here's a hundred bucks. Your next therapy session's on us. Okay, the next one I have is a little bit better. That one was kind of a little bit more psychopathic. I hated that so much. I remember really liking the show when I was younger. Maybe we've all just become more empathetic over time. The show is so flawed. It's just like... They're literally trying to annoy the hell out of people just going about their lives. It's just annoying. I sometimes question, though, how real a lot of this is, because when they notice like the cameras and stuff or have to sign, they had to sign off on being on the show somehow. So they weren't too incensed, apparently. This is the most relatable one of these, because I think I've had this bagger before at a grocery store. This is so dumb. So he's touching all their food with his disgusting hands. Wasn't that guy in the last one? The guy with the hat on? Yeah. Maybe. Maybe this is all just fake. I don't know. It's like... So they're just ruining food. I would just know already that this was kind of bullshit and just think that it's funny that he's just like fucking with all the stuff. What? It's just like that I think should be- It's just all the grace of a- That I think should be- I don't want to be around anymore. This guy has like all the grace of a chiropractor, just putting all this together. What is he doing to my- What is he doing? I am so upset. I am a real person. Excuse me, could you just dump all of that out? I'm spreading it out to create a little more room. That's not cool. Yeah, see, Spiroscythe would laugh their ass off. If I was there for this, I would just be like, you haven't paid for it yet. I'd just be like, I'm definitely not taking those specific groceries home, but like, what the fuck is happening? yeah and really like these people might have like they're like trying to get somewhere this guy's being an idiot with their groceries like but they win a whole hundred dollars if they last fifteen minutes Chris Am I on an MTV show? So it's all shaken up. If I were to open up my sort of and I would explode in my face. It's unacceptable. I'm not going to tap the top. Just tap the top of the top. This is ridiculous. I don't understand what you're talking about. I would just leave. Just this is lettuce. OK, look at this. You did this. So he wasted a quarter gallon of milk. Yeah, lettuce. I don't know that that's true. Yeah, Jailsever's got a good point. Better have been one hundred plus replacement groceries. Well, I would assume that. Oh, they only had to last six minutes for this. That's good. Well, all this is actually okay after all. That's where I also question if these people are real or not, because the minute they're told they're on a show, they're just like, oh, well, alright then. Not one of them are like, what the fuck is wrong with y'all? No, fuck you, I don't care if this is a show, I'm still gonna whoop your ass, like, you know? Some people say scare tactics, which we may watch later. Yeah, that may also be an option. People don't like that, but at least that's like, it's scary and fun. They're trying to scare people. There's like a creativity and kind of like a weird storyline to a lot of those. Wow. Boiling point. Boiling point, everyone. MTV in the two thousands, a dynasty in decline. Okay. All right. Let's get into comics in the dark. This is super exciting. Tuesday, April eighth. Next Tuesday is the debut of the inaugural movies are dumb. Our new series, me, Chris and Emmy, where we watch movies like our older series, but it's a we slicking some things up. It's a whole it's a nice slick production where we sit down and we watch a trash movie together and we make fun of it. A completely new concept in comedy. We're watching this movie, Yeti, Giant of the Twentieth Century. That's artwork by Carmen Serra. yeah we're super excited about this for a few reasons one you know this is our first pre-recorded riff that we're doing we're debuting uh two we're experimenting with this new platform gumroad uh to deliver downloads to you guys and it seems really awesome you guys were testing this out doing a kind of ad-free live stream access, replay, and download all under one purchase via Gumroad. And you don't need to create an account with them. It's all embedded onto our website. And we'd really like to know what you guys think of the whole process. So you can pre-order your download right now over at dumb-industries.com slash Yeti. See you at the Gumroad. see you at the gun see you at the gum road gum road gum road everybody but that's also gonna that's also gonna be debuting right here on twitch uh with you know there'll be ads on the twitch channel you subscribe on twitch you'll get rid of those ads if you want to download head to dumb industries.com yeti and hey If this works out where you can access a live stream and a download and a single purchase, who knows what may be down the road for dumb industries. Yeah. And we're trying it out on ours first because it's the first one. The stakes are a little lower. But if you all really like this kind of thing and we get good feedback from it, we could see that kind of expanding to maybe some of our other... definitely productions down the road I've heard this gumroad is very big with like digital comics and stuff and horny cartoon artists it's a it's a platform that's just for selling digital digital products what about horny live what about horny live stream artists is it good for them we'll see like unfortunately well maybe we'll see We'll see, I guess. Their fees are way lower than Vimeo, and as everyone knows, I hate Vimeo. Yeah, Vimeo's in decline. No bandwidth issues or anything, which means we can really bulk up what we can offer for downloads going forward. I'm excited about it so yeah those are uh that live stream download pass already on sale over at domnashindustries.com and please let us know if you if you purchase access let us know if you run into any issues what the experience is like we really are curious yeah and if y'all just uh you know hate it completely then you know like whatever we're just testing stuff out so it's like but we're very optimistic it seems like a good deal so It seems like it's the right way to go. Okay, so that'll be Tuesday, April eighth. And then one week from then, April fifteenth, which just happens to be my birthday. The Mads are back a night of springtime shorts. We announced this in our newsletter on Sunday. exclusively in our newsletter, I might add, which everyone should get on. Yeah. Get on the, we do like little contests and things that we don't advertise on our other social media there. Yeah. We have a very special Q and a guest stopping by. And, uh, that person is Kevin McDonald from the kids in the hall. I cannot wait. I, I've not been, um, quite about this I'm a huge kids in the hall fan since I was a kid and got to see kevin mcdonald's uh one-man show superstar a couple weeks ago yeah frank conniff was in and then you know frank and he had become friendly and kevin's gonna come on the show he's coming he's gonna be calling him from canada so nice it's really I think it's our first international guest yeah so so bring all your lilo and stitch questions uh I heard him on an interview say the younger generation knows him from Lilo and Stitch. Then the slightly younger know him from Seinfeld and then older is more kids in the hall knowledge. I can't wait. I cannot wait. I have so many questions for Kevin and I'm sure you guys do too. A lot of people have been mentioning us too since we announced it. That like, if all the, you know, the people that could have like ended up on mystery science theater is like another mad, like Kevin McDonald kind of fits that. Yeah. I could see, I could have seen him in the nineties jumping over to that show. Yeah. He's got that kind of energy. He's he's like the most like openly silly of all those guys. Most the rest of them, they, for the most part, they're kind of a little drier, I think kind of comedy wise. Oh, was he in a Friends episode? I don't remember that. I remember on Seinfeld, he was the denim jacket guy that Elaine was trying to avoid. He played the principal in something I watched as a kid. I can't remember what, but he's got like, he's played like principals and like school teachers a lot, I think, and like he shows up on like Disney Channel stuff a lot in those types of roles. Yeah. uh so yeah channel even a thing anymore a night of springtime shorts you can get uh tickets over at dumb-industries.com a night of springtime shorts and uh yeah and of course we have we have a lot of stuff coming up in april head to dumb-industries.com get on our newsletter uh every monday of course super dumb brothers every thursday is this program the mystery hour every wednesday we're wonderful wednesday watch-alongs and then assorted programming throughout the entire month yeah yeah I'm trying to look up what are we doing next week just to give people a little taste of what our uh what our stuff is uh it's going to be forgotten forgotten birthdays now this is an interesting oh yeah because it's kind of a trope uh you know at tv movies it's my birthday someone forgot it matt's birthday is april twelfth mine's the fifteenth we thought this would be a fun way to Yeah, to celebrate all of our birthdays. And we found a lot of episodes of TV where the plot is basically like, it's almost everybody forgot my birthday. And then it gets to the end and either it turned out it was like all a ruse and everyone goes surprise or like everybody did forget. But like one person remembered and that made it the specialist birthday of all. That's like the two basic endings you can have for those. And we'll, you know, have like four different options variating on that theme. Variating? I don't know if that's a phrase. uh what's what's super dumb brothers next week too oh yeah looney tunes games nice games so I'll be playing some taz escape from mars a game that I played a lot as a child and I can get fairly far in so uh I gotta find a good way to emulate that but that'll be exciting awesome and uh and yeah with that I think it is is it future presentation time let's do it all right so as announced at the top of the show and throughout the show uh we are doing prank shows tonight uh something that everybody seems really excited about already so it's like in since the I want to remind everybody that like I know it's it's gonna happen we're I want to remind everybody, too, that like, you know, sometimes when you vote for things, they're not good. But sometimes the act of watching something horrible, like, you know, with us commenting on it, you know, that can make it good. So just keep that in mind, because all of these are, yeah, like sociopathic two thousands prank shows. First off, Punk'd. And as I said at the top of the show, this is the famous one where Zach Braff nearly harms a child because he thinks that he spray painted his expensive car. Next, we have scare tactics. I couldn't find any of the Tracy Morgan ones, but I found like an old like because Shannon Doherty did originally. And then I think Stephen Baldwin. Yeah. And also the Shannon Doherty ones are a little shorter than the Tracy Morgan ones, which helps for the purposes of our show. uh, scare tactics, which was basically just like candid camera, but with scary things, you know, elaborate, scary prank. Like, you know, someone would go to like a warehouse to interview for a job. And it turns out there's like alien experiments happening at the warehouse with like his special effects and stuff. And then at the end, they're like, you're being pranked. uh scare tactics uh next up we have oblivious this is one I included this I think I may have included this on our spike tv uh episode as well so we got two spike tv options tonight oblivious was a prank show that was also a game show so it was kind of like cash cab the the main host this guy brian regan he would be playing like a borat-esque character talking to normal people but like while he talked to them was being goofy he'd like have like trivia questions he was trying to innocuously like slip into conversation as the thing went along and the more that people got right they won money at the end it's it's much less mean-spirited than boiling point and uh it's probably the one that I would choose if I had to if you know if I had to say on any of these it's a good time and then lastly we have candid camera this is a classic from the eighties seventies eighties episode of candid camera old old school prank show uh from scream factory in its entirety a whole episode of candid camera hosted I believe by alan fun still so peak of that, the OG. And then lastly, our wild card, as said before, Stanley Stripperella, a cartoon from Spike TV starring Pamela Anderson as a stripper-themed superhero that Stanley had some type of tangential involvement with. Yeah. That's what we got. Stripperella. Okay. Well, you guys get your votes in. We got one more shout-out here. All right. Rocky E. Rocky E. uh rocky has requested david lynch on set trying to get carl to do his famous genuine alaskan racing pig call but carl has no idea what he's talking about okay uh carl can I speak to you for a minute what is it there mr pointy hair man what can I do you for carl for this next scene I need you to do something important can you do that What kind of thing you need me to do? You need me to gas up your mower? Carl, one time I saw you do a genuine Alaskan racing pig call, and it was phenomenal. It brought tears to my eyes. Can you do that for me? I don't know about none of them. They're Alaskan pigs. I think that there may be some Alaskan pigs and that they're potted meat I buy from the grocery store mixed in with the peckers and lips. I saw you. I saw you on YouTube. You did your Alaskan racing pig call. I promise you did. I don't know what you're talking about exactly. I know I can, I've done some hollering before in the past when I killed Doyle Hardgrave and my mama yelled, why'd you kill Jesse Furr? Why'd you kill Jesse Furr? There was some hollering during that there too. Maybe, maybe you saw one of them on the news. I think you're mistaken. But anyway, I had to get back to set. Kyle McLaughlin just spilled a bunch of coffee. That dare coffee, that sounds good. Feel free to visit me in the nervous hospital anytime. All right. All right. All right, let's see. What are we going to watch? Okay, let's do it. Whatever's in the top spot is what we're going to watch. And that is Stanley Stripperello. Yeah, it finally happened. Two votes ahead of Candid Camera. Interesting. It was only a matter of time. Is Stripperello still in the iCloud here? Uh, it should be. I didn't, I accidentally cleared the intermission vids, but I didn't clear the features, so it should be. Okay, let's see. I think we should just never do any two thousands reality ever again. It seems to be deeply unpopular, which I'm telling you, it's not good. We know it's not good. Like we're not trying to be those kinds of people who are like, you know, we know it's going to be garbage. That's the fun of it. I don't see. Let me see. Do I need to try to redownload one? Oh, here we go. Stripper, OK? Don't worry, folks. Don't worry, we didn't lose stripper Ella. That would just ruin. I don't know why I wasn't coming up as. Oh, I was spelling it wrong. Spelling it with one P and there's two. Oh, that's stripper Ella. That's a. That's a groupie for the band Striper, the Christian rock band from the eighties. There's a show just like the pilot. I think it's the second episode. And this is Pamela Anderson, right? Yes. I'm going to turn up just a touch. I'm so full of silicone, I can't get frostbite anymore. Oh, did I say impervious? I meant... I hate how they letterbox this because I can't make it. I can't make it. Yeah. This is that era when they were doing widescreen television, but everyone still had square TVs. So this was just baked into everything. So frustrating. Oh, you creeps. That purse is a Gucci. And this was supposed to be my day off. It'd be great if she didn't have a mask, but just everybody was just so distracted by her boobs, nobody just ever gets a clear look at her face, and that's her secret identity. This is a Spike TV show. Yeah, this is a Spike TV original, I believe. This is like when they announced the network, they were like, this is a network for men, and this is like the Crash Bandicoot of Spike TV. I know a lot about riding a rocket. I was married to Tommy Lee. See, they should have hired me to write this. I have quips. I love that her skis are on a walker. That's great. What the fuck? Just boobs right in the camera. Just not even trying to be subtle about what this show's purpose is. Wow. Stanley. This was like what everyone was pointing to when they said Stanley must be rolling in his grave. She all came out that she's like working in one episode and everyone was like, yeah, he created this. Yeah. Stan, we can't see your right hand during our pitch meetings for Stripperella. What are you doing over there? I can't stop masturbating while talking about my new idea, Stripperella! This generic basketball team. I was trying to think who this guy reminded me of. Oh no, he made them tiny. That's the worst thing you could do to a basketball player. Oh, he's like, he's got short man syndrome. He's like the front man from Tool. I love the idea of people trying to tip strippers by just chucking pennies at them. Just throwing hard coins in a shower at a woman. Is that, um, Jennifer Kelly? Maybe. I've met Jennifer Kelly before. We're in a recession, Dolly. You're gonna have to get used to penny tips. Oh, it's Joey Lauren Adams. Oh, that's, yeah, they're very close voice-wise. I could see that, you making that mix-up. Oh, God. Team Stroganoff. This show's not about Sixty-Nine jokes. His name was Stroganoff. Like, Stroganoff. You can just see the cartoon lady's nipples through her shirt. Who drew this? A very horny man. Uh... Nobody bring a blacklight to the Stripperella offices. I think the boobs are more animated than her faces. What? should have used that hannah barbara like I came out here to say something important but I hit my head and now I can't remember what it was this might be the dumbest thing I've ever seen agent it's like a it's like a thirteen-year-old exactly watch this Can't you hear my rump talking? Hear my rump talking? Ah, it's saying shake it, Chief. This is like if you told Andrew Tate to make a superhero. Chief, what does this have to do with an evil villain? Nothing. I just needed an outside opinion. Do you think I've got what it takes to be an American Idol? Well, your singing could use some work, and frankly, the outfit makes me a little uncomfortable. Thank God the auditions are still two weeks away. Now let's watch this tape. This is the one with the evil villain. I am Small Fry. Don't be fooled by my small size for the size of my evil... Is that Daniel Paraffin? That was just for you, Chris. Can someone get me a desk or lower the camera? No, forget it. the point is I'm very very evil I've created a shrink ray and I'm going to shrink the entire world a phone book to stand on anything they're really driving every joke into the ground he's short do you get it chris he's a little guy Bridges, lamps, shrunken heads. I've never got people who put too much importance into like their height. People who just like really internalize that they're short. It's like. Well, you're six feet tall. I'm actually pretty averagely. I think I want to say I'm like five, nine, like five. No, you're like at least two inches taller than me. I get to take it home. I'm not six foot. I know that for sure. You're close. You're definitely close to it. I think being averagely heighted is the optimal thing, because if you're too tall, it's also weird and you have a hard time. Now if I'm involved in a dangerous mission, we could use this as a decoy. Brilliant! Uh, yeah! That's what it's for! Like, I think more women are just turned off by, like, short man complex that men have when they are the actual just not being tall. Yeah. This is now Loveline, where we're gonna be. Let me see, let me see! I think they're in the bottomless purse. Is that Mark David Chapman? You wouldn't happen to know where John Lennon lives, would you, Stripperella? I just want Batman to come and eat the shit out of everyone. I think I've met this guy before. Are there any other short cracks? Nothing. Good. Then let's go shrink the world. You guys voted for this. I just want to point that out. We could be watching Zach Braff assault a child right now. We had a whole other show for you. You know what I want to go see? Speaking of stripper stuff, there's apparently an entire Star Wars burlesque show in Manhattan. The Empire Strips Back. They have an entire theater. We need to go to that one of these days. I know someone. Do you know Courtney Reynolds? I think I do. He used to host that. He did something. He did an opener or something. Though it is kind of weird when two guys go to a thing like that together. So it's like, yeah it's one of those things that you just go to by yourself in your big trench coat and they just wanted to animate strippers like there's nothing basically there's no other reason for this like this is literally just her dancing yeah what is the plot of this I mean, this was two thousand three. Not everyone had, you know, Internet at home. Yeah. Secret stripper stuff. DVDs were only just becoming, you know, common. Fog stripper. Her real name is Erotica Jones, really? Those bowling balls that hit me on the head, they probably would have caused me to forget that erotica stripper. Wow. Are you sure Stan Lee didn't have something to do with this more? This is like the kind of garbage he would write. Like a bowling ball hitting a character on the head and them getting amnesia about the hero's identity is definitely something he would have written during peak Spider-Man. He did write that. Happened to Norman Osborn. I'm Geraldo Rivera. Master Torgo says this probably wasn't the worst thing on Spike. You're probably right. What was the worst thing that Spike did, do you think? That Ren and Stimpy revival. That was like the same time as this. I think that was one of the debut shows. Yeah, the adult Ren and Stimpy. That's a real low point. Plus knowing what we know now about that guy. It doesn't help. It was even creepy and weird before all that came out. Yeah. I think that guy's Simpsons gag is maybe the worst one, the worst couch gag I've ever seen in the show's history. That guy had all the sauce for a couple years and then just... Wait, who? What? John Kay did a Simpsons couch gag. Oh, I didn't know that. When? And it's been a couple years. It was before all the stuff... Is that Ed Grimley? It's before all the stuff came out about him, but... I must say... I've always wanted to do the two people stacked on top of each other with a trench coat gag. And then try to do something, right? Where's the first instance of that happening? How did that become a trope? It's got to be like Little Rascals, right? Well, it happens in the Little Rascals movie, but I don't know if the trope precedes that still. That movie was all just based on things they did in those shorts. Yeah, because I remember from the movie, because they meet Mel Brooks for alone. Mel Brooks is like, if you were my kids, I'd punish you. And they're like, if we were your kids, we would punish ourselves. We got a dollar. We got a dollar. That Little Rascals movie is pretty great. It is pretty good. Donald Trump shows up in that, unfortunately. He's got to fast forward through that. He plays the bad guy's dad. I was once an ordinary, carefree, high-challenged person. I sold doors. There's the dad. I look like the lady from Courage the Cowardly Dog. No. But it didn't end Well, look at it this way, short guy. You're the perfect height for giving oral sex. I think that's... Yes, Treadwell Jays says it totally happened in Little Rascals. Okay. Well, maybe that's where it comes from. I mean, those things were old. That was like... Yeah, it's like the twenties. Yeah. They're really, really old. They're so old that they're just like super casually racist. Oh my God. They're pretty funny though. I still like watching them. That lady just breastfed him. That's kind of funny. I think it'd be kind of neat to be that tiny. Yeah, think about what you get away with. Like you could just have a tiny apartment in New York City and it would just seem massive. You can have like a tiny TV and it would be like IMAX. I'm turning in my mask and my pleasantly revealing uniform. Little dancing man. My days as a superhero slash secret agent are over. I'm through! What are you saying? I'm no good to anyone anymore! Look at me! Let me take off my one stupid sexy outfit and put on another one. Chip? That's right. Chip. Chiperella was the best stripper slash secret agent I've ever had. Nice! Chiperella. I love it. He didn't know the word quit. He got his memory erased once. He managed to restore most of it, but the word quit was gone forever. I wish he was still here I know when he got such a great deal on that duplex across town he had to move chip was the best yes But not because he was tall. It was because he had heart and brains. I can't get over how funny this is. What does that mean? I don't know. But what I do know is this. There's only one agent capable of stopping Smallfry. If you're the type of person who found this hot, then I feel bad for you. Just imagine the people who are like, I have to get home and watch Stripperella. Yeah. Stripperella's so hot. I wish I were in Stripperella so Stripperella would have sex with me. There's at least one dude who canceled plans with his wife to watch a new episode of Stripperella. My husband has a problem with pornography! No, I just watch Stripperella! He won't stop watching Stripperella! Like the plot of that Kirk Cameron Firefighter movie, but instead of watching porn, the husband can't stop watching Stripperella? You have a problem! He nearly killed that man, Stripperella. That dude totally has Ed Grimley's hair. This is kind of giving, like, Silver Age superhero a little bit. With, like, all the tiny people and stuff. I'm a little into it. Matt, you take that back. It's at least well animated. Is it, though? I think Stripperella might be better animated than that new Spider-Man series on Disney+. Ow! A little stripperilla goes a long way. They reviewed the show in the middle of the episode, yeah. This is like a funny joke for three minutes, and they somehow made like two seasons of television out of it. Now it's the end of Gremlins. Um, we haven't seen her tits in like five minutes. What are you guys doing? Oh no. This lady's like Eric Idle from that one vacation movie. Oh no, that giant man hit me with his grundle. Knox Harrington says this was actually animated by Nickelodeon's animation studios. That's shocking. Got to get that shrink ray magnetic earrings. Do your stuff. Yeah. Shade says it has a vaguely Ghostbuster in quality to it. Animation wise, I was just thinking that it kind of reminds me of extreme Ghostbusters a little bit in terms of animation than they appear. Goodbye, stripper. Oh, Nemesaur says the animation gets a lot worse halfway through the series. Well, I'm glad I picked an earlier one. Studio's like, yeah, we're not paying your animation budget to keep making fucking Stripperella, you can... We'll give you the same animation budget we give to, like, the Iron Man cartoon, how about that? Shut this up your ass. Nope, nothing weird and Freudian about any of this. Okay, we've reconfigured the enlarger, Ray. Now instead of turning you into a giant, it should return you to your normal size. Let's do it. Looks like Bruce Valanche. Uh, guys? Ghost Max eight says Spike TV. Oh my god. Sorry. All the buildings and automobiles have been returned to normal size. And so thanks to Stripper Ella, Surprise, this lady's boobs aren't out too. Fuck those short little pieces of shit. Oh, this is fun. I was on a cocaine bender. Oh, well okay. Striparilla, everyone. We finally did it. You guys voted for this. Greg Proops. Charlie Adler was the voice director for this. He's also a big voiceover artist. Would you say Greg Proops wrote for this? He was one of the voices. Oh, wow. I hope you got paid well, Greg. Ralph Sanchez. Thanks, Jerry. This was your fault. Oh, the rock band The Firm made this. Jimmy Page was involved. Spike TV. Television for men. Not that pussy-ass bullshit TV your girlfriend watches. Your girlfriend likes to watch The Bachelor, but you like to watch strippers get baloney thrown at them. I'm just going to go on a Spike TV rant. Thank you so much, everyone, for hanging out tonight and watching Stripperella. Stripper Ella, everybody. What's the wild card for next? Oh, yeah. Second was Candid Camera. Oh, yes. If you don't have some Candid Camera, come back next week. If you would like this week's theme next week instead, you can choose that instead of one of our forgotten birthday episodes we have. I don't think that will happen if I had to judge now based on what I know about all of you. I know you people. people. Thanks for watching, everybody. It's been a lot of fun. Oh yeah, Full Matt's Friday is tomorrow night. So if you want to check out Beach Girls and the Monster before you buy it, still on sale for six dollars. We'll be playing that tomorrow night at nine p.m. So show up, watch some vintage trailers with us, and then we'll be showing the whole movie. And don't forget, you can pre-order your download of Movies Are Dumb Yeti, Giant of the Twentieth Century. It's maybe the best thing we've ever done. I'm not exaggerating. You'll also get live stream access to the premiere, all for eleven ninety nine. And again, we're testing this out, seeing if we can do live stream access and download in a single purchase. Yeah. Who knows what might happen? Yeah, so yeah, this is like the good power of capitalism at work, which is that you all get to go out, let us know if it's good or not. And vote with your dollar, and we'll take that into account when we do more stuff in the future. Because yeah, if we could get away from using Vimeo for more stuff, we'd be very happy about that. Oh my god, and a bed break too. Yeah, we should do the rest of the show. I need to do a whole show just with this type of whisper kind of thing. And then I changed my Spike TV voice. Thanks for watching, everybody. I think we should just go out on that. No. No. No. All right. Well, we were saying good night. Let's just go out with some Mr. Spirits. Good night, everyone. We love you. Thank you so much. Bye, everybody. Oh, there you are. All right. Good night, everyone. We love you. Bye. Give me some of that good meatballs off the bone. Baby, I'm hungry. I say, baby, you hungry? Let's head to Mr. Spriggs and get us some ribs. Ten, seventeen, South Air Depot. I need that S-P-R-I-G-G-S. When I'm dealing with Mr. Spriggs, I only deal with the best. Gotta have that S-P-R-I-G-G-S. Call seven, three. Bobby, I want you to meet my colleague, Dr. Hamilton. And I'd like you to get the fuck out of here. Get out of here! Get out of my room! Get out of here, bitch! Get out of here! Bobby?