Billy Gillis: Seven Year Old Screenwriter by Frank Conniff (with Personalized Autograph)
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A BOOK BUYER picks up this book and looks at it.
BOOK BUYER
Hey, is this book as good as it looks?
A BOOK SELLER enters.
BOOK SELLER
It sure is! “Billy Gillis: 7-Year Old Screenwriter” is the most hilarious and exciting all-ages Hollywood novel you’ll ever read!
BOOK BUYER
Really?
BOOK SELLER
Oh, you’d better believe it! It was written by Frank Conniff.
BOOK BUYER
TV’s Frank from Mystery Science Theater 3000? I love him!
BOOK SELLER
Who doesn’t? It’s his eighth book. He lives in New York City.
BOOK BUYER
Hey, I didn’t ask for his life story, just take my money!
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EXT. BACK COVER OF BOOK
A BOOK BUYER picks up this book and looks at it.
BOOK BUYER
Hey, is this book as good as it looks?
A BOOK SELLER enters.
BOOK SELLER
It sure is! “Billy Gillis: 7-Year Old Screenwriter” is the most hilarious and exciting all-ages Hollywood novel you’ll ever read!
BOOK BUYER
Really?
BOOK SELLER
Oh, you’d better believe it! It was written by Frank Conniff.
BOOK BUYER
TV’s Frank from Mystery Science Theater 3000? I love him!
BOOK SELLER
Who doesn’t? It’s his eighth book. He lives in New York City.
BOOK BUYER
Hey, I didn’t ask for his life story, just take my money!
PLEASE NOTE: Book orders will ship separately from other merchandise orders, and in most cases, directly by the authors. Please allow up to 2-3 weeks for delivery.
This item ships from NYC. If you bundle this with items shipped from another location, an additional shipping charge may apply.
EXT. BACK COVER OF BOOK
A BOOK BUYER picks up this book and looks at it.
BOOK BUYER
Hey, is this book as good as it looks?
A BOOK SELLER enters.
BOOK SELLER
It sure is! “Billy Gillis: 7-Year Old Screenwriter” is the most hilarious and exciting all-ages Hollywood novel you’ll ever read!
BOOK BUYER
Really?
BOOK SELLER
Oh, you’d better believe it! It was written by Frank Conniff.
BOOK BUYER
TV’s Frank from Mystery Science Theater 3000? I love him!
BOOK SELLER
Who doesn’t? It’s his eighth book. He lives in New York City.
BOOK BUYER
Hey, I didn’t ask for his life story, just take my money!
PLEASE NOTE: Book orders will ship separately from other merchandise orders, and in most cases, directly by the authors. Please allow up to 2-3 weeks for delivery.
This item ships from NYC. If you bundle this with items shipped from another location, an additional shipping charge may apply.
FRANK CONNIFF is a writer and comedian perhaps (okay, not perhaps, definitely) best known as TV’s Frank from Mystery Science Theater 3000. He performs with Trace Beaulieu in the monthly live streaming movie-riffing show, The Mads Are Back. He is the author of six previous books.
