Do You Even Riff, Bro? | The Mary Jo Pehl Show | Eco Tote Bag

Call out the riffing poseurs with the all-new “Do you even riff, bro?” tote bag from The Mary Jo Pehl Show! Perfect for establishing your dominance amongst other riffers and/or riffing enthusiasts, who likely don’t even know who “Shelly the Nanite” is.

Amateurs.

Say goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.

• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
• Blank product sourced from India