Dumb Industries | No Springs! Design by Josh Flowers | Eco Tote Bag

Find yourself wishing you’d never see another spring as long as you live? YOU’LL RUE THE DAY YOU SAID SUCH A THING! Coily the Spring Sprite is here to remind you of the dystopian nightmare we’d all be living in were it not for mankind’s greatest invention: SPRINGS!

Owning this design will earn you cool points at music festivals, supermarket lines, courtrooms, and spring conventions! You may also illicit stares from folks wondering why you may be such a Chiquita banana enthusiast. Don’t delay, get your No Springs! tote bag from Dumb Industries today!

Designed by Josh Flowers.

Say goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.

• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
• Blank product sourced from India