Dumb Industries | No Springs! Design by Josh Flowers | Unisex Long Sleeve Shirt

Find yourself wishing you’d never see another spring as long as you live? YOU’LL RUE THE DAY YOU SAID SUCH A THING! Coily the Spring Sprite is here to remind you of the dystopian nightmare we’d all be living in were it not for mankind’s greatest invention: SPRINGS!

Wearing this design will earn you cool points at music festivals, supermarket lines, courtrooms, and spring conventions! You may also illicit stares from folks wondering why you may be such a Chiquita banana enthusiast. Don’t delay, get your No Springs! long sleeve shirt from Dumb Industries today!

Designed by Josh Flowers.

A good long-sleeved shirt is a men's fashion must-have. Add this wardrobe essential to your collection, and have a great to-go option for a casual look, or a relaxed business outfit.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Classic fit with long sleeves and rib cuffs
• Pre-shrunk jersey knit
• Seamless double-needle 7⁄8'' (2.2 cm) collar
• Double-needle bottom hem
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.