Find yourself wishing you'd never see another spring as long as you live? YOU'LL RUE THE DAY YOU SAID SUCH A THING! Coily the Spring Sprite is here to remind you of the dystopian nightmare we'd all be living in were it not for mankind's greatest invention: SPRINGS!

Wearing this design will earn you cool points at music festivals, supermarket lines, courtrooms, and spring conventions! You may also illicit stares from folks wondering why you may be such a Chiquita banana enthusiast. Don't delay, get your No Springs! sweatshirt from Dumb Industries today!

Designed by Josh Flowers.

A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that’s made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Dumb Industries | No Springs! Design by Josh Flowers | Unisex Sweatshirt

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Dumb Industries | No Springs! Design by Josh Flowers | Unisex Sweatshirt

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