Dumb Industries | Official Chris Gersbeck Shift Supervisor | The Mary Jo Pehl Show | Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

Keep Dumb Industries’ founder Chris Gersbeck in check by becoming an Official Chris Gersbeck Shift Supervisor today. As Official Chris Gersbeck Shift Supervisor, you will play an important role in keeping Chris Gersbeck and—by extension—Dumb Industries safe from natural disasters, FBI raids and assassinations. By purchasing this t-shirt you agree to taste-test all foods & beverages prior to entering Chris Gersbeck’s body, and to stand in the way of any potential gunfire aimed towards Mr. Gersbeck. This t-shirt is non-refundable and the terms of purchasing this t-shirt are non-negotiable.

Chris Gersbeck Shift Supervisor appointments are for life. Thank you for your service.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping