Dumb Industries | NOT Jonah Ray | Unisex t-shirt

Are you a white male in comedy with glasses, dark hair, perpetual stubble, aged 38-39 years old, and regularly mistaken for comedian Jonah Ray? Do you often receive fan mail, late night DMs, edible arrangements, and/or death threats intended for Jonah, despite the fact that your name is Chris Gersbeck, and in fact, NOT Jonah Ray? Then this is the t-shirt for you.

The limited edition NOT Jonah Ray t-shirt from Dumb Industries will assist strangers in determining whether you are comedian/actor/director Jonah Ray Rodrigues, or merely a white man of similar age and style who happened to find yourself associated with cult comedy series Mystery Science Theater 3000 at some point in your thirties.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.