NOT Jonah Ray | Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
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Are you a white male in comedy with glasses, dark hair, perpetual stubble, aged 38-39 years old, and regularly mistaken for comedian Jonah Ray? Do you often receive fan mail, late night DMs, edible arrangements, and/or death threats intended for Jonah, despite the fact that your name is Chris Gersbeck, and in fact, NOT Jonah Ray? Do you question the life choices you made that led you to selling t-shirts with another comedian's name on it so much that you feel like it's necessary to donate half of all profits from said t-shirt to Planned Parenthood? Then this is the t-shirt for you.
The limited edition NOT Jonah Ray t-shirt from Dumb Industries will assist strangers in determining whether you are comedian/actor/director Jonah Ray Rodrigues, or merely a white man of similar age and style who happened to find yourself associated with cult comedy series Mystery Science Theater 3000 at some point in your thirties.
You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
The limited edition NOT Jonah Ray t-shirt from Dumb Industries will assist strangers in determining whether you are comedian/actor/director Jonah Ray Rodrigues, or merely a white man of similar age and style who happened to find yourself associated with cult comedy series Mystery Science Theater 3000 at some point in your thirties.
You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
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