Super Dumb Bros. | Here Lies Glennis | Shaker pint glass

The year is 1848 and Glennis, Jimothy, Bort, Jedward, and Rustopher are set to leave Independence, Missouri to head west towards Oregon. The trip would not be easy. Loaded with enough food to feed the family for just several hours and enough ammunition to arm a large militia, the group quickly fell ill or otherwise had a really lousy trip.

Jedward caught measles. Jimothy got lost in the woods for at least a week. Bort caught cholera. Then Rustopher caught a fever, broke his leg and died. It wasn’t long before both Bort and Jedward also died. Jimothy soon followed.

It was up to Glennis, the sole living member of the group, to float down the Columbia River with all of the party’s belongings or it all would have been for nothing.

Then Glennis’s raft hit a rock and he drowned. What a piece of shit.

Enjoy your refreshing drinks in this shaker pint glass! It can hold up to 16 oz and will be a durable, high-quality addition to your glassware collection. What’s more, you can even use it as a mixing glass for cocktail evenings.

• Glass material
• Volume: 16 oz (473 ml)
• Not dishwasher or microwave safe
• Simple yet durable design
• Can be used as a mixing glass
• Product sourced from China

Disclaimer: This is a handmade product from natural materials, so the glass may have some tiny imperfections, such as bubbles and dots.