Super Dumb Bros. | Here Lies Glennis | Unisex T-Shirt
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The year is 1848 and Glennis, Jimothy, Bort, Jedward, and Rustopher are set to leave Independence, Missouri to head west towards Oregon. The trip would not be easy. Loaded with enough food to feed the family for just several hours and enough ammunition to arm a large militia, the group quickly fell ill or otherwise had a really lousy trip.
Jedward caught measles. Jimothy got lost in the woods for at least a week. Bort caught cholera. Then Rustopher caught a fever, broke his leg and died. It wasn't long before both Bort and Jedward also died. Jimothy soon followed.
It was up to Glennis, the sole living member of the group, to float down the Columbia River with all of the party's belongings or it all would have been for nothing.
Then Glennis's raft hit a rock and he drowned. What a piece of shit.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Jedward caught measles. Jimothy got lost in the woods for at least a week. Bort caught cholera. Then Rustopher caught a fever, broke his leg and died. It wasn't long before both Bort and Jedward also died. Jimothy soon followed.
It was up to Glennis, the sole living member of the group, to float down the Columbia River with all of the party's belongings or it all would have been for nothing.
Then Glennis's raft hit a rock and he drowned. What a piece of shit.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
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The year is 1848 and Glennis, Jimothy, Bort, Jedward, and Rustopher are set to leave Independence, Missouri to head west towards Oregon. The trip would not be easy. Loaded with enough food to feed the family for just several hours and enough ammunition to arm a large militia, the group quickly fell ill or otherwise had a really lousy trip.
Jedward caught measles. Jimothy got lost in the woods for at least a week. Bort caught cholera. Then Rustopher caught a fever, broke his leg and died. It wasn't long before both Bort and Jedward also died. Jimothy soon followed.
It was up to Glennis, the sole living member of the group, to float down the Columbia River with all of the party's belongings or it all would have been for nothing.
Then Glennis's raft hit a rock and he drowned. What a piece of shit.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Jedward caught measles. Jimothy got lost in the woods for at least a week. Bort caught cholera. Then Rustopher caught a fever, broke his leg and died. It wasn't long before both Bort and Jedward also died. Jimothy soon followed.
It was up to Glennis, the sole living member of the group, to float down the Columbia River with all of the party's belongings or it all would have been for nothing.
Then Glennis's raft hit a rock and he drowned. What a piece of shit.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
The year is 1848 and Glennis, Jimothy, Bort, Jedward, and Rustopher are set to leave Independence, Missouri to head west towards Oregon. The trip would not be easy. Loaded with enough food to feed the family for just several hours and enough ammunition to arm a large militia, the group quickly fell ill or otherwise had a really lousy trip.
Jedward caught measles. Jimothy got lost in the woods for at least a week. Bort caught cholera. Then Rustopher caught a fever, broke his leg and died. It wasn't long before both Bort and Jedward also died. Jimothy soon followed.
It was up to Glennis, the sole living member of the group, to float down the Columbia River with all of the party's belongings or it all would have been for nothing.
Then Glennis's raft hit a rock and he drowned. What a piece of shit.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Jedward caught measles. Jimothy got lost in the woods for at least a week. Bort caught cholera. Then Rustopher caught a fever, broke his leg and died. It wasn't long before both Bort and Jedward also died. Jimothy soon followed.
It was up to Glennis, the sole living member of the group, to float down the Columbia River with all of the party's belongings or it all would have been for nothing.
Then Glennis's raft hit a rock and he drowned. What a piece of shit.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
