It’s the first Martian Shadows of 2026 as Emmy Martian riffs on episode 224 of Dark Shadows, an “action-packed” Friday episode that originally aired May 5, 1967.

Join Miss Emmy Martian for an all-new episode of Martian Shadows, the first of which contains the commercials that originally aired with the episode of Dark Shadows!

Emmy continues her quest of riffing on episodes of the gothic soap opera Dark Shadows, this month featuring an episode where something almost actually kinda happens.

Emmy Martian kicks off Season 3 of Martian Shadows by going back to the original sixties run of Dark Shadows, for even more tedious gothic greatness!

Miss Emmy Martian wraps up her riff of the 1991 Dark Shadows revival movie pilot in typical hilarious fashion!

Scream Queen & Horror Legend BARBARA STEELE joins the cast, as Emmy Martian takes on riffing the penultimate chapter of the 90s Dark Shadows reboot pilot movie! In Color! Plus - More walking! More portraits! And a not insignificant amount of blood loss!

Emmy Martian presents an all-new episode of Martian Shadows!

Emmy Martian continues her riff of the 1991 Dark Shadows revival movie pilot! Featuring: The world's first carpeted hospital! Now with even more real walking! Plus, more real doors! More real orange juice! And Lots of fake blood loss! And oh yeah, Barnabus finally shows his face and (Spoiler) graces us with even more antiquated house renovation tips!!!

Hold on to your canes, Emmy Martian's changed things up this time around! Join her as she riffs part one of the 1991 Dark Shadows reboot!! Starring Barbara Steele, Roy Thinnes, and Jim Henson's Joseph Gordon Levitt babies!!!

Miss Emmy Martian riffs on episode 221 of Dan Curtis’s gothic soap opera Dark Shadows!

Miss Emmy Martian riffs on episode 220 of Dan Curtis’s gothic soap opera Dark Shadows!

Miss Emmy Martian riffs on episode 219 of Dan Curtis’s gothic soap opera Dark Shadows!

Miss Emmy Martian riffs on episode 218 of Dan Curtis’s gothic soap opera Dark Shadows!

Miss Emmy Martian riffs on episode 217 of Dan Curtis’s gothic soap opera Dark Shadows!

Miss Emmy Martian riffs on episode 216 of Dan Curtis’s gothic soap opera Dark Shadows!

Miss Emmy Martian riffs on episode 215 of Dan Curtis’s gothic soap opera Dark Shadows!

Miss Emmy Martian riffs on episode 214 of Dan Curtis’s gothic soap opera Dark Shadows!

Miss Emmy Martian riffs on episode 213 of Dan Curtis’s gothic soap opera Dark Shadows!

Miss Emmy Martian riffs on episode 212 of Dan Curtis’s gothic soap opera Dark Shadows!

Miss Emmy Martian riffs on episode 211 of Dan Curtis’s gothic soap opera Dark Shadows!

Miss Emmy Martian riffs on episode 210 of Dan Curtis’s gothic soap opera Dark Shadows!