For their fifth episode, Matt, Emmy & Chris watch the borderline-unwatchable horror movie CURSE OF THE SWAMP CREATURE, the story of a mad scientist and his quest to feed his large collection of alligators. What lurks within the swampy jungles in this slow burn of a flick? We're not entirely sure, but John Agar is in there, and he's also in the dark.

For their fourth episode, Matt, Emmy & Chris get into the holiday spirit with the Jimmy Durante-starring Christmas movie, THE GREAT RUPERT, a bizarre flick that tells the story of a family of squatters and the dancing squirrel who enables them.

For their third episode, Matt, Emmy & Chris watch the slow, slow, SLOW burn of THE ALPHA INCIDENT (1978)--Movies Are Dumb's first non-Italian flick--featuring a flesh-eating virus that terrorizes idiotic passengers in a railroad office. Yup. This movie is about as dumb as it sounds.

For their second episode, Matt, Emmy & Chris watch STAR ODYSSEY (1979), an Italian sci-fi flick featuring horny astronauts, bickering suicidal robots, and a villain with a face seared by a tennis racket. STAR ODYSSEY asks the age-old question: what if STAR WARS was boring, terrible, and incoherent?

So Big, So Strong, But So Gentle. You Will Learn to Love Yeti. Or He'll Eat Your Face, It's Kind Of A Gamble. The producers behind The Mads Are Back and The Mary Jo Pehl Show pull up a chair to the world of movie-riffing with MOVIES ARE DUMB!

DARKSTAR: TERROR AT THE EDGE OF TIME: THE WATCH PARTY, is a movie-length version of the revolutionary video game DARKSTAR: THE INTERACTIVE MOVIE featuring commentary by Mystery Science Theater 3000 alumni and Darkstar cast members Trace Beaulieu, Frank Conniff, Beez McKeever, Mary Jo Pehl and J. Elvis Weinstein. Followed by a live Q&A with the cast and Darkstar creator J. Allen Williams.

"When life gives you lemons, God opens a window." Join Ruth as she follows her dream of becoming a vlogger after losing her job at a local supermarket.