Matt, Emmy & Chris are on vacation, but they don’t let that stop them from pre-recording an ALL-NEW Mystery Hour to debut in its normal timeslot! This week, the past versions of the Dumb trifecta recap events that have not yet happened to them, though oddly enough, they’ve happened to you. Anyway, they round things up by watching an episode of The 13 Ghosts of Scooby-Doo with Vincent Price!

It’s Thursday, Thursday, gotta get down on Thursday! Matt & Chris are about to go on vacation, but not before presenting an all-new Mystery Hour in which they recap all the fun stuff that’s been happening at Dumb lately, take a look at some fucked up church signs, catch up w/ Emmy Martian and watch people ride the dumbest looking skateboard ever created, all before watching an episode of The Partridge Family 2200 A.D. — a bizarre entry in the Partridge Family if there ever was one.

Watching sleazy daytime TV as a kid on sick days was a rite of passage, so Matt & Chris decide to base an entire show on the concept, but first they must recap a busy week at Dumb, take a look at some creepy dolls, catch up with Emmy Martian to discuss summer vacation plans, all before watching a compilation of times Maury Povich traumatized guests with their greatest fears. And it’s amazing.