It’s almost the 250th birthday of this god forsaken country and Matt & Chris are here to celebrate by watching some patriotic propaganda intended for children, but first the two dudes recap another busy week at Dumb, catch up with Emmy Martian, celebrate Jackey’s birthday, and a whole lot more, all before watching an episode of Where On Earth is Carmen San Diego!

Matt is dying from eating too much French bread pizza, but that doesn’t stop him from attempting to co-host an all-new Mystery Hour with an increasingly disturbed Chris, as the duo looks at Matt’s weird card collection and all the fun Dumb stuff we had this week, plus catch up w/ Emmy, and watch an amazing public access painting video that makes Matt so ill he actually ends up signing off (finally).