Watching sleazy daytime TV as a kid on sick days was a rite of passage, so Matt & Chris decide to base an entire show on the concept, but first they must recap a busy week at Dumb, take a look at some creepy dolls, catch up with Emmy Martian to discuss summer vacation plans, all before watching a compilation of times Maury Povich traumatized guests with their greatest fears. And it’s amazing.

Lo and behold, Thursday is here in what seems like just 7 days since the last Thursday, and the two dues are ready to kick this weekend’s ass by watching OLD MOVIE SERIALS! But first, the duo must take a look at celebrity READ posters, recap more busy happenings at Dumb, and welcome Emmy Martian to the program to watch construction workers applaud Emeril, all before watching an episode of The Shadows serial that contains more racism than they were hoping.