Website Upgrades, Membership Upgrades, and I’m not dead!
It’s true. All of it.
Hey gang,
Chris here. I’m getting over a pretty awful illness, the details of which I won’t bore you with. But I’m much better now and very much alive, despite how I felt exactly 24 hours ago. Thank you to everyone who reached out, and HUGE thanks to Matt & Emmy for taking over The Dumb Industries Mystery Hour last night and not blowing up the studio or anything.
You may have noticed the website looks a little different, and there’s a very simple explanation for that: I updated it. Most significantly, the new website header makes it easier than ever to navigate all areas of the site, even the creepier ones like The Black Lodge.
It also updates in real-time with how many people are currently watching in The Dumb Clubhouse, what’s currently playing and what’s coming up, plus gives you easy access to the full Dumb 24/7 schedule so you can plan your day around it! It also always shows you the latest episodes now on demand, the latest artwork in the community gallery, what’s on the docket for the evening, and more info right at your fingertips. Play around with it. It’s fun!
For our Dumb shoppers, our new slide-in cart makes it easier than ever to add, adjust, and remove products in your cart on the fly. It will also remind you if your Dumb membership offers you any discounts, and even better, it will automatically apply those discounts at checkout! Currently, this feature is only available for members of The Dumb Clubhouse+ & Art Draws Us Together and for products sold in The Dumb Store, but will be extended to downloads and more memerbships very soon. Stay tuned!
We also have decided to expand our Spring sale another week, which means you can get 15% off EVERYTHING at Dumb, including downloads, with promo code DUMBSPRING15 thru Sunday @ 11:59pm ET.
I’ll be going live tonight at 8pm ET in The Dumb Clubhouse for an all-new Behind The Dumb where I’ll be discussing all this and more, including our upcoming May The Fourth celebrations, our much-anticipated search for Linda’s replacement, and my thoughts on Andy Serkis’s Animal Farm. I hope to see you there!
-Chris (still not dead)
Seriously, how is this real?
