Dumb Industries | No Springs! Design by Josh Flowers | Unisex Hoodie

from $39.00

Find yourself wishing you'd never see another spring as long as you live? YOU'LL RUE THE DAY YOU SAID SUCH A THING! Coily the Spring Sprite is here to remind you of the dystopian nightmare we'd all be living in were it not for mankind's greatest invention: SPRINGS!

Wearing this design will earn you cool points at music festivals, supermarket lines, courtrooms, and spring conventions! You may also illicit stares from folks wondering why you may be such a Chiquita banana enthusiast. Don't delay, get your No Springs! hoodie from Dumb Industries today!

Designed by Josh Flowers.

Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

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Find yourself wishing you'd never see another spring as long as you live? YOU'LL RUE THE DAY YOU SAID SUCH A THING! Coily the Spring Sprite is here to remind you of the dystopian nightmare we'd all be living in were it not for mankind's greatest invention: SPRINGS!

Wearing this design will earn you cool points at music festivals, supermarket lines, courtrooms, and spring conventions! You may also illicit stares from folks wondering why you may be such a Chiquita banana enthusiast. Don't delay, get your No Springs! hoodie from Dumb Industries today!

Designed by Josh Flowers.

Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

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Find yourself wishing you'd never see another spring as long as you live? YOU'LL RUE THE DAY YOU SAID SUCH A THING! Coily the Spring Sprite is here to remind you of the dystopian nightmare we'd all be living in were it not for mankind's greatest invention: SPRINGS!

Wearing this design will earn you cool points at music festivals, supermarket lines, courtrooms, and spring conventions! You may also illicit stares from folks wondering why you may be such a Chiquita banana enthusiast. Don't delay, get your No Springs! hoodie from Dumb Industries today!

Designed by Josh Flowers.

Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

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