Matt & Chris are both a year older than they were last week, so they decide to pull up Assassin’s Creed III for Wii U to reminisce on the good ol’ days when Nintendo consoles were the size of compact cars, and then play a round of Trivia Murder Party with viewers that ends with a bang.

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We're sweating a lot, a lot Time will come before we will have to stop That she's not into that stuff a lot Oh man, she's just super hot And the guy said that it's right on top of my head So maybe she knows, so I have to stop I asked her questions that I had to stop She said that she wants to take it slow I'm not that type of guy, I'll let you know when I see it I'm not that type of guy, I'll let you know When I see a real light, all I know is ghost Show me your moves that make you such a pro Oh, bro, I be the one that I want to know Oh, yeah, girl, I'ma let you know You're the one that I really need That I'm claiming you're mine Yeah, that's what's going on this time I will put my life on the line Just let me the one to call you mine Now, I'm picking up the phone just to call your line Because, baby, you're on my mind You said you want to take it slow I'm not that slow This is how we do it. It's Friday night. I feel all right. The party's here on the west side. So I reach for my Audi and I turn it up. Designated driver, take the keys to my truck. Hit the show cause I'm faded. Honey's in the street, save money and we made it. It feels so good in my hood tonight. The summer turns good. All the guys, they can eye. All the gangbangers forgot about the drive-by. Gotta get your groove on before you go get paid So tip up your cup and put your hands up And let me hear the party say I'm kinda buzzed and it's all because This is how we do it South Central does it like nobody does This is how we do it To all my neighbors you get much favor This is how we do it Let's tip the track of the old school bag This is how we do it This is how we do it. Our hands are in the air. You're waving from here to there. You're an OG man, boy, I want to be player. See, the hood's been good to me ever since I was a lowercase g. I know I'm the big G. The girls see I've got the money. Hundred dollar bills, y'all. 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I'm here, bitches. It's Yeti time. The Yeti's such a natural showman. Look at him. Mr. Yeti, we hear you're dating Victoria Principal. Is that true? Oh, he's so hot. Yeti not mad. Yeti just disappointed. Yeti only takes pictures for charity. No more flashes, please! Please don't! Keeps forgetting to mention that. Yet he only do selfies! We've never seen a kaiju corrupted by fame before, this is great. Me want me own sitcom! His ego's bigger than he is now, everybody run! He's lost his mind! He wanted a bigger cut from his tour, he's upset! Success went to his head. He's fired his manager! Get me new agent now! Swing and a miss. oh matt hello hello that was the sound of me forgetting to put the super dumb bros intro into our queue oh well that's all right this is a special unplugged episode of super dumb brothers for those of you Just pretend you saw the intro. Everything's all good. This is like, uh, this is like, uh, stop making sense. You know how it begins with a very deconstructed bare bones live stream. Like, uh, we're, this is our version of that, where we come on and it's like a zoom call basically. And then you watch in person as the show becomes more show-like. This was all planned. It was all planned. This is an artistic statement. Actually. You're all wrong. If you say that this was a mistake. Yeah. The name of this art piece is called Wouldn't Be a Dumb Show Without a Technical Error. Error. Error. Me saying the word error was an error. Error. Error. Error is a hard word when you've been in New England all weekend. I feel like I'm starting to take on the accent. I was hanging out with my girlfriend in Rhode Island this weekend, so I'm slowly becoming a Rhode Islander. I can't pronounce my hard R. Did you learn how to eat lobster? Did you eat any lobster in New England? We didn't eat any lobster. I had some shrimp. I had a couple shrimp. We went to a Japanese restaurant, which I know you can't eat shellfish. And luckily you don't seem to have the desire much to anyway. I am not a big seafood person, but I do love shrimp. I understand that they're bugs, basically, but it's a... So is lobster. I think it's a... Well, that's good that you feel that way because you're allergic to them, so you wouldn't feel that way. Yeah, that's true. That's evolution there, telling your... Your mind's telling you no, but your body is also telling you no. My mind's telling me no, but my body... I probably shouldn't be singing that. Hey, who sings that song? Hi, everybody. Welcome, everyone. Super Dumb Bros. It's Monday. Yay. We're here. We made it. I hope everyone finished their taxes. I realize I have a form I still got to send in. I'm completely done. I paid our demon government last Friday, the day before my birthday. I paid our horrid government. Twenty two hundred dollars. The most taxes in my life. Like, when you get to pay, like, when you have cash and you have to, you pay a bunch of bills and you feel really good after it. When you pay a bunch of taxes, I just feel like shit afterwards, you know? I'm like, ugh. Well, it's good to know that you're not in debt with the government and it's over for another year. I guess. I feel like it's like a like a like a guy with a mace broke into my house and he just like beat me about the head and body and then went on his way. Like it's yes, I'm missing an arm and several fingers and toes, but I can at least now begin to recover and put my life back together because he won't be back again until next year. Yeah, that's how I feel about our government. A giant barbarian that breaks into people's houses and beats them with a mace. Oh, my God. Tom K. State government deducted the payment twice. That would piss me off. Oh. Well, luckily, hopefully you can get that fixed. But yeah, luckily, it seems like there's pretty good proof that that happened and that it shouldn't have. So hopefully you can just send them. Oh my God, Penguin says he was helping his nephew with taxes. Found out he didn't file in twenty twenty three and his work doesn't. Oh my God, that's bad. That means he's going to pay a lot. Well, but here's the good thing, because I was kind of worried about like if I wouldn't have the money. Luckily, thanks to nice people like you. I did have the money to pay all that this year, but I was like looking. And apparently, even if you have back taxes, if you just call the IRS and are like, look, I fucked up. What can we do about it now? They will work with you. Well, they have to or else they're not going to get any money. So it's, you know, it was like my student loans. I fucked up on paying my student loans for forever and I was putting off calling them for so long. And then I finally got them on the whore and they're like, yeah, well, just like, you know, you know, they worked out some stuff with me. Obviously, our student loan forgiveness being retracted by our wonderful government has put the kibosh on a little bit of that. But my moral to all of you, if you're having trouble paying your student loans, this is now a financial podcast. Just give your servicer a call and be like, hey, I can't this month. And they'll just be like, okay, we'll push it down the road two months. You can't turn the interest off, unfortunately. But if you're like me and you've already made peace with the fact that you're never going to have those paid off ever, it's an okay short-term thing if you need it. Exactly. But we're not here to talk about finances tonight. We're here to talk about finances. I've never felt thirty four years old more in my life than coming on here and talking about taxes and student loans. We are going to be playing Assassin's Creed three. I'm trying to get this in a way you can actually see it. Yes, I had this game for Wii U. I played it all the way through, fired it up today for the first time and quite some time earlier today with Matt and realized all my game data is missing. So I had to start from scratch. Yeah. So I played through, like, the tutorial and stuff, so I'm in the game now. Okay, so you don't have to sit through us struggling through, like, learn the jump button and... Exactly. I mean, you're still going to see me struggle with basic, you know, physics and stuff, but... Yeah. Now, what is the story of these games? I know nothing about any of these games. It's like an alternate America where, like, ninjas exist. I don't... It's like a... historical kind of mashup of like, there's like time travel kind of, but you go through this weird portal and you can basically transport to like historical time periods. Okay. So you're like in a, you're like a time travel assassin kind of thing. I guess. I'm a little unclear myself. Because I noticed there's like the revolutionary people and stuff here. So this one obviously takes place during like colonial era. Yes. And I don't know. Maybe the game will explain. I didn't know if this was like a thing where it was like a series where it's like, do you need to know a lot about the other two to get anything out of this? I don't think so. I think it's kind of, yeah. We'll pick it up as we go, hopefully. this one's yeah eighteenth century uh colonial america um and this is like this game is wildly popular they've made like eight thousand iterations there was a movie based on it sorry michael fast bender is supposed to be absolutely awful for a second I thought I I my brain went to prince of persia starring jake gyllenhaal okay it's not why it's not time travel people are correcting me in the chat Someone else want to explain what Assassin's Creed is? Somebody explain what these games are that we're about to play tonight. I know we should have did the research for this. It's our show, but it's Monday. Whatever. I know, but I was like, oh, I played this game ten years ago. I remember it. And now I'm like, what? My game data got deleted? Okay. So. Spyro says you're a Native American assassin. The way he wrote it, though, I read it like that line that Hagrid says to Harry Potter where he's like, you're a wizard, Harry. I'm just picturing Hagrid coming up to someone and be like, you're a Native American assassin, Harry. I'm a what? The other thing, we're going to play a co-op game at the end of tonight. And we're going to do some kind of Jackbox game. Okay. We're going to let you guys vote on it. So I'm going to put that poll in chat right now. Sounds like a plan, Stan. Our options are going to be Quiplash, Gespinage, Trivia Murder Party, or Rift Tracks. The game. So let me put that. I'm going to pin it so everyone can access. Riff tracks the game. Riff tracks the breakfast cereal. Riff tracks the game thrower. Riff Trax, the sequel. And if you'd like to watch tonight's program, thank you everyone for watching on Twitch. We love you. You can subscribe on Twitch, get rid of all those Twitch ads, or you can sign up for the free Super Dumb Bros Super Club over at dumb-industries.com. slash super dumb bros and uh totally ad free to watch and uh if you want to sign up and get the back catalog you can put uh you can sign up for the two dollar a month club that gets you access to the whole back catalog that's right doing this for we're in season three now we've been doing this for like two and a half years there's a lot of content on there a lot Sharp Doggy has a very important question. Do we get to kill the Bancreed in this game? That would be great. That would be an awesome, like, joke game someone could make where you're the assassin and you're chasing, like, Scott's staff through a hallway and you corner him. He's like, I feel angry, I feel helpless. You know, I don't do a good Scott's staff. All right, here. Nemesaur's got a good kind of concise explanation. It uses the idea of genetic memory that you can access memories from your ancestors using sci-fi tech. Like in between levels, you're kind of just like running around in clouds. You'll see. You'll see. You'll all see. And also, if you head to dumb-industries.com slash donation or donate, you can send in a donation of any dollar amount if you desire. And we'll give you a shout out in the form of one of our patented terrible impressions. Matt, we already have a few donations here. oh and someone I don't I don't know if they're watching tonight but someone had mentioned maybe you know because we we'll do an impression we'll do shout out an impression or we'll answer a question you may have or you can challenge us to do something someone was suggesting we do truth or dare I just don't I don't know how that would work because we would have to ask truth or dare Maybe in the comments you can just say... I guess they donate and we can either choose to answer a very sensitive question or we can do a weird thing on the stream, I guess. But that's hard to do because there's a lot of parameters on what you can and can't do as a dare on a stream, I guess. We'll think on it. We'll meditate on this. Put a truth option and put a dare option. And then Matt and I will decide what we're going to do. But we both have to do it. But also, if your request is too crazy, there's, you know... Like Danny suggested, eat your couch. I don't want to eat my couch. I don't know why I looked at my couch like, is it edible? I think there was a lady on My Strange Addiction that ate a couch that was addicted to eating chunks of her couch. And they did the thing where they bring in the gross demonstration. They pour the amount of cushion she's eaten in her life. And she had consumed three entire couches in her life. Because her nervous thing was just picking little pieces of couch off and eating them. And just over the years... Dan Wally just dropped some... horrifying news. Apparently Scott Stapp's brother works for Trump. That makes a lot of sense. Makes sense. Scott Stapp is in the conservative Ronald Reagan movie starring Dennis Quaid. He plays Frank Sinatra in it. I desperately need to see this garbage looking movie. It might have to be the next movies are dumb. Yes, Mandog, do a weird thing on this stream. We will do it. Okay, we already have a few donations. Okay, what we got, what we got, what we got? First one. This one comes from Kristen P. Kristen, thank you. Thanks so much, Kristen. Donkashane. Kristen says, dumb bro's choice is silly as you can make it because boy, do I need the laugh. I think I'm going to raise that, Kristen. We all need a clown to make us smile. That just made me think of that. You know what? Since I just brought that up, I was also going to do Donkashane maybe, but maybe I'll do that for the next one. I suggest you do it. Do it now. That was like if Schwarzenegger was doing a Kissinger. Do it now. Do it now. Just do it. Ken Henry Kissinger doing that Shia LaBeouf Just Do It video from a couple years ago. Just do it. Do it. So here's Gollum singing Donka Shane to you. Donka Shane. Kristen Donka Shane. Thank you for donuts. That line was always weird in Don Cachet, and I didn't write that. Thank you, Kristen. Thank you, Kristen. That was excellent. I hope that that meets your criteria for your donation. Thank you for your patronage. I think we should rename patronage matronage. That's another example of the patriarchy working its way into our language. Oh, I never thought of that. Thank you for your matronage. All right, we got another one here from Lucius. Lucius Fox. Lucius, thank you. Lucius is rising. Lucius has a great suggestion here. Gollum and Palpatine trapped in an elevator together, and after several hours, they begin imitating each other's tics to drive each other crazy. Okay, this could be arranged. So let's cut to seven hours of Palpatine and Gollum. I swear to gods if I has to hear about the Death Star one more time... Silence, you nitwit. I've had enough of your antics. You won't stop farting, and you shoot out electricity occasionally, and it ignites the methane in the air. It's very gross, Preciouses, and you won't shut up about. I am sure very soon your little friends will be out of time when the station's operational. I've had it up to here with your fascination with jewelry. My precious! My precious! Get over it, young lad! You lost your ring, and that's the truth! You're just jealous because you don't have any rules! Everybody with rules knows that dual rule is what makes the rules, preciouses! It's all about the chains and the bling bling, palpy! It's not about, like, uh, me on the dark side and lightning and stupid robeses and... And a robot man, and the sun named Triclops in the books, it's uh... Your loincloth sickens me. You're just jealous of this big old dick. You got a little baby penis probably over there Palpatine, looks like the rest of your face. No, no, no, you do! All right. Let's all take a moment and meditate on what we think Palpatine's penis probably looks like. It's probably pretty rough, right? Confirmed in Rise of Skywalker, Palpatine has sex, okay? Yeah, Palpatine is canonically fucked. Someone has had sex with him after he became a ghoul man, not before. Was it after? Oh, yeah. Had to have been. Yeah. Yeah. Just age wise. Yeah. Wow. I don't know. I guess Rupert Murdoch keeps getting people to have sex with him. It's not impossible. Anyway. Anyway. All right. Thank you so much, Lucius. Thank you. Great idea, Lucius. Good friend, Jackie B. Thank you so much, Jackie. Thank you, Jackie. And thank you for the email, by the way, Jackie. I'm sorry. I'm behind on replying to birthday messages, but I'm going to thank you here. Oh, yeah. Well, Jackie says, happy early birthday, Chris. Thank you, Jackie. Oh, yeah. And Chris's birthday is going to be tomorrow. My birthday is tomorrow and belated birthday, Matt. Oh, thank you so much. Jackie says, how about Randy Newman wants to venture into a new style of music and needs advice from Columbo? All right. Hey there, Mr. Columbo. While you're here investigating this murder in my house, I had a question for you because you look like an appreciator of fine music. Oh, sure, sure. Lay it on me, young man. Yes, I like this. So I'm thinking Randy need a new career change. I was thinking, you know, like I've done kind of that like do ba do ba do ba do poop kind of music. And I did the you got a friend in me kind of music for the Pixar. I'm thinking maybe I'm gonna move into like an electronic music phase next. Like I've been listening to a lot of Nine Inch Nails. Do you think I could pull it off? Well, that's the problem, sir. See, I just don't think you have it in you to do that kind of music. Well, just hang on there, because I've been working on, just so you know what I'm capable of, here's a little bit of me singing Closer by Nine Inch Nails. I think I really nail the kind of aesthetics of... Oh, Closer. Oh, that's Mrs. Columbo's favorite song. You let me violate you, ba-doo ba-doo ba-doo ba-doo. You let me desecrate you, ba-doo ba-doo ba-doo ba-doo. You let me randy-nate you, ba-doo ba-doo ba-doo ba-doo. Help me randy's bone, you part my insides, ba-doo ba-doo ba-doo. Well, young man, I got to say. Randy won't fuck you like an animal. That's where I was going with that anyway. What do you think, Mr. Columbo? Well, I liked it up until the having sex with animals part. Oh, boy. I don't know what to say. Mrs. Columbo would be shocked to hear something like that. Should I change it to something like, you fucked an animal, doo-doo-doo. oh you an animal oh okay bestiality is illegal in most of the states but you an animal randy I like where you're going with this sir it's very good it's a song about not having sex with animals so I think it is I think that melody might be from somewhere all my work is running together I love when I see a comma, it's just, guys. It's like, enough. We're having fun. This is a comedy stream. It is. Allegedly. Okay, we have one more, and then we'll start playing Assassin's Creed III. This one comes from Commando Crow. Thank you, Commando Crow. Commando Crow, thank you. Commando Crow says, say you're trapped in a satellite in geosynchronous orbit above Delaware. What's the one soup that you bring? so we're trapped specifically above so so being trapped near delaware does that mean that like uh like things from delaware can be sent to like it's like what's from delaware our relation to delaware is like like all I know about delaware is joe biden's from there and and they were the first of the fifty state quarters because they're the first state I know what the Delaware water gap is. I've driven past it a few times, but anyway, I guess, I guess more importantly, if we were stuck on a satellite, what's the one type of soup we would bring? Um, it's really hard. Cause I really like broccoli and cheese soup, like a good broccoli and cheese soup. Uh, but then I'm just thinking how full of farts I would just be all the time. from a broccoli and cheese soup? All that broccoli and cheese. Well, what's your favorite soup, Matt? I love broccoli and cheese soup. I like a good potato and bacon and cheese soup. I like a good lentil. I like a chicken. A good lentil. Does chili count as a soup? I'm going to pretend you didn't ask that. I'm all about some chili. I guess it depends on what type of chili. I mean, there's like the chili you put on chili dogs, which obviously that's not. But like, you know, when you go to like Wendy's and get a chili, that's more soup like, you know. Wendy's chili. Sound off in the chat if you think that chili is a soup. Yeah, Wendy's chili is damn good. Thank you, everyone, for the birthday wishes. I really appreciate it. Thank you, yeah, for the birthday wishes. I hope everyone can join us tomorrow at the Mads are Back because we're doing an all-new show. And our special Q&A guest is none other than Kevin McDonald from the Kids in the Hall. Freaking out, man. I'm freaking out. People are saying that chili is soup adjacent to stew. So a stew and a soup are two separate things is what the chat is saying. Ah, interesting. What is the cutoff between a soup and a stew? We're going to get to the bottom of some things. Maybe we should save these for the Mary Jo language expert. But I'm kind of curious to get to the bottom of stuff now. Well, it's like black bean. They have black beans and then black bean soup. But it's like, it's just black beans. Yeah. What makes it soup? Anyway, this is Assassin's Creed III. I've only beat the very first mission, and now I'm on this mission. Why are you dressed like the evil friar from Hunchback of Notre Dame? Now, this is the Wii U version. This is not the remaster. I think there's a remastered version they just put out on Switch. But I got to say, does this game really need a remaster? It looks great. Are you sure about that? Of course. Forklift Killer says, fun fact, Wendy's Chili is made with end-of-the-day burger meat. All good chili sits around for a hot minute. Like, it's all still healthy to do. Wendy's does a lot of sketchy things, but also every time I get chili from them, it's always, like, the temperature of, like, lava, so I'm pretty sure whatever bacteria there could be in there has been boiled out of existence. Fancy yourself a joker, eh? Can you hear that okay? Is it too loud? Yeah, I can hear that okay. Are we mixed okay? Are we all kind of balanced? Oh, I'm going to have to fight this dude? Fight the receding hairline pirate? Get off me. Oh, hold A. What if he just really wants to be held? I know. Hold me, mister. You know, this is the era of toxic masculinity. This is the only physical contact men were allowed to have with each other until about like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in like, in Matt me, bro. Is that Popeye standing between you and the guy? Popeye versus Assassin Creed. Who would win? I'm just going to keep doing that one joke from Yeti until the end of time. Thank you to everybody who's bought Yeti so far. Oh my god, yeah. Movies are Dumb, Yeti, Giant of the Twentieth Century is on demand now at dumb-industries.com. Oh, press A once. Oh, I got this guy's knife. Now I'm going to stab him. What's all this then? What's all this then? What's above over here? Uh... Checking the chat. Dan Wally says soup should have a thinner broth. Okay, I accept that. He has your stupid knife. George Washington just kicked that guy's ass. I think it's literally been like thirteen years since I've played this. Is that how old the Wii U is? Yeah. Wow. I think it came out in twenty eleven, twenty. Oh, really? Wow. And it's clear your crew has no respect because the switch came out like not long after. Switch was like two thousand seven, two thousand eight, something like that. In fact, the switch now. Oh, no, no, no. I'm sorry. The way I meant to say the way. Yeah, I had to. I suspect some of the men had an aneurysm. Don't mind me. I think one of the reasons I got this game is because I had just gotten a three-D TV and this is one of the few Nintendo Wii U games that you can play in three-D on a three-D TV. Oh. I played it once and it gave me a headache, so. One of these days, I've still got to watch all those three-D Blu-rays I have over at your place so I can finally say I've watched them once. Didn't we watch, like, Creature from the Black Lagoon? Yeah, that was cool. Which the fact that was three was like all that movie had going for it. We're going to hang out in person. Remember that? I still have a Christmas present for you. I need to give you because I don't think I've seen you. I've got a birthday. I got July. I have three birthday gifts I got to give you. Past years. Good day. Keep drifting in the background. I'm doing like the Homer Simpson. Drifting, drifting. You should get a grass background so that you... So that when I do that all the time during the stream, it looks like it's on purpose and not my smart green screen or whatever Apple concoction I'm using. Wigging out. Wigging out. Wigging out. Bugging out. Bugging out. I like that. But yeah, I went up to Rhode Island to visit Inga this weekend and we saw him a theater. I included a little clip from PBS of it in the pre show for Jackie's class. But there's an entire documentary about this guy who made a secret apartment in the Providence Mall. There's like this giant mall in Providence, and this guy just like furnished a full apartment and lived there for like four years. It's kind of like a like an art statement, kind of. It was like him and a bunch of other people. But I think toward the end it was just this guy. And, yeah, it was, like, this weird series of crawl spaces. And while I was being constructed, he noticed that there was, like, this little just, like, empty area that wasn't being used for anything. And, yeah, I just, like, lived in it rent-free for, like, four years. And there's, like, footage of him, like, you know, how they got the furniture all in there. And they're, like, taking it up, like, these ladders that are, like, straight up into ceilings. You know, these, like, giant, like, oak cabinets and stuff. Oh, man. Oh, well... It's very good. What is it called? It's called Secret Mall Apartment, I think. Jesse Eisenberg randomly is the producer of it. Weird. But yeah, that was kind of fun to see in the city where it happened. There was actually a showing of it at the very mall where it happened, but we went to this other movie theater that was kind of like it was it it's not like an alamo draft house where you eat and watch the movie but there were like tables kind of like set up it was like a restaurant movie kind of played at like one end so it was where I oddly enough had chili so yes lazulius tying it all back hider in the mall starting very busy have you ever seen phantom phantom of the mall eric's revenge I think it's called That name sounds familiar. I don't think I've seen it, though. I watched it on, like, Joe Bob a few years ago. It's nuts. I thought randomly for a second you were about to bring up Phantom of the Megaplex, a Disney Channel original movie in the two thousands, which was like, what if the Phantom of the Opera happened in a movie theater? And also Mickey Rooney was in it at like eighty something years old. Oh, my God. I thought I want to watch. It's on Disney Plus. Mr. Kenway. Captain, why? Whatever they're up to, I believe it's coming to a head. Like, seriously though, they remastered this. What did they remaster? Like, it still looks like... Like, maybe the textures made them a little less rubbery, but I kind of think the fact that it's, like, slightly cartoony makes it, like, better looking. Because we're almost with, like, the PSV getting to that real uncanny valley kind of place where it's, like, so realistic. It's kind of like, it's got that Polar Express kind of quality to it, you know? Yeah, totally. Pixar really has the quality thing figured out, and Nintendo, where they look like the textures look really nice and high quality, but they still... You just reminded me. We watched Toy Story four over the weekend. Yeah. That movie's great. It's a good movie. People are... They just love that third one so much. And I get it. I think that's what it is, because, yeah, I remember a lot of people, like, poo-pooing the fourth one I watched, and I'm like, it's still a great movie. It's just that that third one felt like a real ending and has, like, some real big moments, and the fourth one doesn't have those. But it's still a pretty good movie. It definitely could have ended with three, and I'd be satisfied. But I like the fourth one. But that was the movie that made me think. Because the quality of that one looks so good. There's shots in that antique store where there's light going through the windows, and you can see the dust drifting through the light beams. There's a cat at one point. You can see every hair on it. Compare that to, like, the dog in the first Toy Story that looks, like, so derpy. So I'm like, instead of making those live-action Disney remakes that nobody likes, they need to just do, like, you know, when they remaster a video game, like Assassin's Creed, just remaster the first Toy Story. Like, don't change anything about it. Just make all the grass look a little nicer and all the textures look a little nicer and the dog look like a dog. I just saw Ben Dale in the chat said, I feel like I'm the only Toy Story III hater in the world. wow well make your case in the chat we'll tell you if you're right or wrong it's definitely it feels emotionally manipulative and I don't care for that in any movie where you're just watching it and you're like I'm crying but I feel like the movie is intentionally just poking at that The toys nearly go to toy hell at one point, basically, toward the end. It's so sad. I'm like, are they going to burn the toys alive? I think about that scene. I think about that scene. It gives me chills. Like, I just thought I hadn't thought about that before. They're all, like, holding hands, going into the incinerator. I'm like, they're about to murder these toys. This movie is about to kill them. It's got the, like, I think I stood up in the theater at the reveal, you know, at the end of that. which I don't want to spoil in case no one's seen a movie if someone hasn't seen a twenty-year-old movie Toy Story II is great, too. Don't forget that. They're all great. There are a couple Pixar movies that are kind of mediocre. I know people didn't care for the Cars sequel or Planes. I've never seen any of those. The Cars and Planes movies, I've never watched them. I don't think anyone our age did. But their track record is better than regular Disney at this point. Who, Pixar? Pixar, yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean... Pixar, there's a guarantee of a certain kind of quality. Even if the movie's not great, it's like they have certain standards that... Yeah. Well, it seems like they probably do. I don't know anything. But it feels like they're not quite as rushed as some other things you see where the CG is slapped on. It feels like they really take their time with it. Take care where you tread. The deck hides all manner of danger in the dark. I keep saying when the MCU burns out, just give Marvel to Pixar and just turn out just some really quality. I know. Well, for the longest time, people were like, The Incredibles is the best Fantastic Four movie that Marvel never made. Which it is. Yeah, now they have stuff like Into the Spider-Verse. I'm just thinking of a Fantastic Four movie that looks like Jack Kirby Fantastic Four, but done by Pixar, you know? or like an X-Men movie that looks like seventies X-Men and they're all in their goofy seventies costumes and it's, but it's like done really, you know. I think we talked about this. I have like nine things I talk about. Oh, no, no, no. I was going to say, I think we talked about the new Spider-Man TV show, your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. I watched some of it, and the animation is absolutely amazing. It's pretty good. I just love the style of it. It's just so Steve Ditko-ish. It's good, but it definitely has that like X-Men ninety seven thing where like it's it's it's good, but there's like there's like a cheapness about it. I can't put my finger on. Maybe that's just me in the back of my head going. This is like a streaming series, but like it's like we watch X-Men ninety seven and the action scenes are great and it cuts to the talking scenes and it looks like an episode of like Archer and everybody looks kind of weird and. And they're at least spending their money in the right places, those big action scenes. But yeah, like when Gambit's talking to someone in the kitchen and they look just so goofy. Yeah. I'm just switching our game category to Assassin's Creed III. Danny says, do y'all know Toy Story nearly never happened because it got deleted. The entire movie got deleted from their drives. What? The first one? No, the second one. I've heard that story, too, where, like, yeah, something happened at Pixar and, like, some fuck-up happened and the entire movie got deleted off their hard drives. And luckily there was one animator who was working from home because she was on maternity leave and she had a backup of the movie. And if that one lady hadn't been working from home, the entire movie would have been deleted. Oh, my God. Like pretty close to completion. That is nuts. What's also neat to look up, I don't remember quite what the plot was, but there was a brief moment where Disney and Pixar were kind of like having a dispute with each other. And Disney has the rights to Toy Story, I guess, as part of their agreement. So there was a brief moment when Disney was going to do a Toy Story without Pixar. Yeah. And the story was completely different from what they wound up doing once Pixar came back. Right. And I think it was just going to be two D animated and straight to video. James Mills. There's like concept art floating around, but yeah, I can tell the barrel service markers. They did do that Buzz Lightyear TV show that was animated as Patrick Warburton is Buzz Lightyear. But that takes place outside of, like, Toy Story continuity, right? Well, yeah, it's like the show that, like, the Buzz figure is based on. Right. I never saw Lightyear, but that's supposed to be it. I didn't either. That was the movie where everybody was complaining that they were trying to, like, write Tim Allen out of Disney stuff, and then they turned around and gave him, like, that stupid Santa Claus show, and none of the conservative reactionaries had shit to say. I'm like, where are you now? I have such a... kind of conflicting view of Tim Allen because I know he's a total garbage person. Nobody has anything nice to say working with him or anything. At the same time, though, I love his Buzz Lightyear and I love the first Santa Claus movie. I loved Home Improvement as a kid. I don't like it now. Did you like Jungle to Jungle? yes I did like jungle to jungle there was a brief movie in the nineties where if you just needed like a divorced dad for something you called tim allen like he played a great like divorced dad who was too preoccupied with his work did you think you could escape from because that's who he is in jungle to jungle that's who he is and that's just who he is in person yeah Tim Allen should have been in Hook. That would have been the trifecta. I don't understand his whole stand-up act. He probably hasn't done stand-up in like thirty years. But yeah, the whole... There was a time in the eighties when you could just make noises and you could have a whole career from that. Yes. It's like Howie Mandel. When you look at how he got his star, he was blowing up surgical gloves with his head on stage. Oh, Mandel says Galaxy Quest, too, which I've still never seen, but I know you're a big fan. Oh, that's a great movie. Even if you're not a fan of Star Trek at all, Galaxy Quest is wonderful. It's basically the What If the Three Amigos, but with the cast of Star Trek as a movie. Yes. Oh, is this guy fighting me? Yeah, take that, biatch. I actually need to watch Galaxy Quest again. I started doing a Star Trek rewatch, and that would be a good kind of prelude before I get too deeper into it. Stab him. Cut his head off. Chop off his balls. Leah Hagen says, possibly the best Star Trek movie. I would agree with that. That's what everyone says. It's a good one. They should do another Assassin's Creed, but with Tim Allen. I'm here to kill you, Tim Allen. Or it'll be a movie where Tim Allen spooks the Assassin Creed snooping on the side of a building, and then the Assassin Creed disappears, his clothes are left behind, and Tim Allen puts on the hat, and thus becoming the Assassin Creed, like what Santa Claus rules. I like the idea of... Do you think Tim Allen and Tom Hanks have ever been in the same room together? For like press stuff, I'm sure. Like press interviews and junkets and things. Oh, Penguin says the new Assassin's Creed is in Japan. That sounds cool. Nice. Like feudal Japan or whatever. games like this always remind me of like they need to make a shooter game where you you load guns like you would have back in the day you know when it took you like like ten minutes to reload your gun in between shots I would love for there to be like a like a first person shooter like a like a gold knight type game where you hunt each other but what am I doing he's jumping what happened assassin creed will make you jump jump Uh, let's see. Come on back through here. But yes, I've started rewatching. I've started a Star Trek rewatch on two different fronts. I'm rewatching it in release order with Inga, beginning with TOS, so we're a couple episodes into that, the original Star Trek, and then on my own because I'm a giant dork. I've started a chronological rewatch, beginning with Enterprise, one of the worst Star Trek series, starring Scott Bakula. And it's rough. But weirdly, I still prefer it to most of the newer stuff. Jeffrey Combs is a solid character actor when he shows up. Oh, I love Jeffrey Combs. Jeffrey Combs, one of his best Star Trek characters is weirdly in Star Trek Enterprise. Oh, really? He plays an Andorian named Shran in his whole... I guess it's minor spoilers, but none of you are going to watch Enterprise if you haven't already. He plays a character where, like, basically... Captain Archer played by Scott Bakula like does his people a favor and he's so pissed off that he that he like owes somebody something that he starts stalking the Enterprise and at the first sign that they get in trouble he rescues them back because he just can't handle that this debt is kind of like he can't handle that like somebody helped him out and he needs to like repay them somehow so he's like I've rescued you we're even now and he's like upset it's like oh no don't jump off the boat it's very scary People ask me why I don't ever want to go on cruises. And it's like, because I don't want to be trapped in something like this. This looks like my biggest nightmare right here. See, it's scary. Yes. That's like there was a... uh the the girlfriend of the lead singer of faster pussycat there's one of those like eighties cruises where faster pussycat was there and like uh and the lead singer and his girlfriend got into a fight on the back deck and she was drunk and she fell overboard and they couldn't find her again and that's and it was like late at night too I'm like that that is I think that's the worst way to die natalie wood situation like that's the worst way to die it's just late at night you're in the ocean alone the boat you were on is just going into the horizon and you know they'll never see you in time you can't see anything around you it's pitch dark it's cold yeah you'll never get me on a cruise it ain't gonna happen I used to like being on speed boats and jet skis and things until I nearly got lost in the Bermuda Triangle for real. Yes, that's one of the nine things you've told us. That's one of the nine things I tell all of you. I have nine cool stories that happened in my life. Bermuda Triangle thing, Matt Werner Herzog. Oh, yeah. Lloyd Kaufman. Matt has nine cool stories. I'm like a doll. You pull the thing on the back of its head. You've got more like nineteen or something. You've got like eleven good stories. The time I saw a little Ozzy while on acid. Oh, yeah. That was a good one. The time I went to Coney Island while I was on mushrooms. That was wild. Uh, let's see. I guess the storm's over. Oi! I'm just consulting the chat. Yeah, and also don't forget the poll for the group game is pinned both Twitch and in the Super Club. What do I have to do? al canoxa's enterprise was a trial to watch yeah I re-watched it once years ago and I remember the first two seasons are basically like star trek voyager levels of goofiness it's not the best trek but it's not the worst in season three they tried to go full deep space nine with like the long story arcs and the the grim dark like you know we're we're gonna have to do like dark shit occasionally for good and That didn't work, so then the fourth season, they just leaned into fan service and they were like, here's Klingons, here's Brent Spiner as Data Ancestor. The Enterprise looks like the Enterprise now. Someone else is mentioning the Christian theme song. Yeah, Chris, if you haven't looked up the theme song to Star Trek Enterprise, you definitely should, because it has a theme song with words. There's lyrics? Really? There's lyrics. It's like the Seventh Heaven theme song. It's like on that level, but it's the theme song to a Star Trek show. Oh, my God. I watched the documentary about that guy from Seventh Heaven. Yeah. Also from Star Trek. But yeah, the dad who was... Yeah. They caught him on tape saying just like... Oh, wow. That was just the intro. really wow that was that's like one of those movies that we watch and joke about on the you know like our watch alongs where like the opening credits go on for like a third of the movie and yeah why are you perched like you're batman Ryan from Canada says it's also the theme song to Patch Adams. That's interesting. I don't know if I've ever sat down and watched Patch Adams intentionally. I feel like that's one of those movies I've just seen in pieces on TNT over the years. I don't think anyone has. Don't get me wrong. I love Robin Williams. Yeah, that's from my favorite era of Robin Williams movie, where it's like he would make these drama movies, but then the trailers would all be cut to make them seem like quirky comedies. And then you get a few of those because like Patch Adams was one where you watch the trailers, you're like like Robin Williams, a wacky doctor, and you're watching like, actually he's being wacky because he's dealing with children and people who have like very serious ailments or like a bicentennial man robin williams wacky robot like actually this is a meditation on mortality and how how much it would suck to watch everybody you know get old and die it's also it was one of his later not well yeah jack but there was one of his he's a big kid actually he has a disease and it's really bad There was one of his later ones where he played a Jon Stewart type of political comedian. Oh, like Man of the Year? Yeah, but it was like... If Jon Stewart ran for president and won, what would happen? But it's like a political thriller. It's not a comedy the way they promoted it. Yeah, that's a whole thing with him. It's like, yeah, people don't want to promote his dramas as dramas. And that's not a problem with him or the movie. I remember as a kid, though, it was specifically being so bummed about Bicentennial Man, like me and my cousins going to see the Wacky Robot movie. Oh. And all the funny stuff is in the trailer. Isn't it based on like an Asimov story? You know what I watched over the weekend? Speaking of sci-fi movies based on sci-fi novels, Total Recall, the original. Ooh, great choice. That movie is... That might be one of my all-time favorites. It's just so good. Yeah, eighties Verhoeven, he was on some next level shit. That was like, ninety even, nineteen ninety. Oh yeah, it was nineteen ninety, you're right. It's that era right before grunge started in the nineties that still kind of feels like the eighties a lot. But yeah, it's so fucking violent and great and trippy. I rewatched the original RoboCop not too long ago with Inga. RoboCop is great. RoboCop is one of my favorite endings when he just walks through and he just shoots that guy out the window and then the other guy gives him a thumbs up and then RoboCop just walks out of the room and it's like, the end! And I'm like, perfect ending. A+. You did it again, Paul Verhoeven. I need to rewatch Starship Troopers again. I remember that being one of those movies I didn't really give a shot when it came out. Oh, Starship Troopers is great. I saw that in a theater when it came out. I've definitely seen it before, but I need to watch it again now that my mindset's a little different. It's like when I watched Gremlins II for the first time and I hated it, but then I got older and watched it again, and I was like, oh, this is actually kind of great. What are these kids? Get away. Lisa, I want some more. How do I just swipe away? Get out of here. People are saying Black Book by him is a good one. I like just bumping into people and starting shit. Yeah. What about it? Fuck shit up. What about it? Just one of those days when you don't want to wake up. Oh, that was a movie we watched recently. Y-to-K. Oh. The Kyle Mooney movie. Yeah. With Fred Durst in it. It's all about the he said, she said. But yeah, Fred Durst plays himself in it. I need to do my Fred Durst more. I love his whiny rap. Every time I hear My Way, all I can think of is that it sounds like a little kid who's complaining about having to go to bed early. This time I'ma let it all come out. This time I'ma stand up and shout. I'ma do things my way. What do you want? play a game all right watching all you like interacting with all these people in old timey land reminds me that I've I've got some uh some switch gift cards uh uh part of my birthday from from from my girlfriend thank you and uh I think I'm gonna download red dead redemption soon uh chris recommends me do that I'm still I'm still thinking on it because I'm not the Not that I'm not a big country western person. I just don't know how much I'll get out of a country western video game. But everybody seems to think it's really good. So I think I'll do that. We'll probably do that as a stream in the future. I don't want to play this. I want to run around and get a horse or something. Penguins. Ninety one. Ninety two says I watched that Tetris movie over the weekend. I did enjoy it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. There's a movie about the guy that invented Tetris. Are we just going to turn every story ever into a movie at this point? Yes. There's going to be a movie about the forming of dumb industries and it's going to be the most boring movie. This is going to be me at a laptop. There's a movie about the founding of Flaming Hot Cheetos. Pop tart. Because I am. It's so insane. What's happened? I'm surprised. Like, I think the last biopic that should ever be made. I'm surprised there's not one about Fleetwood Mac yet. I guess we're just waiting on a few more of them to die, but that's got to happen. This is an ordinary book. It's an almanac. It's pretty specifically a Stevie Nicks, Lindsey Buckingham movie because because the your blow Joe public's not going to give a shit about Peter Green. Oh, J-Post has a movie about Matt's colonoscopy. Yeah. Ooh, yeah. The first half of the movie is me just having a mental breakdown in my home for months and months as I'm just afraid I'm dying, and then... David Pinkston says, Dumb Industries, the triumph of COVID. That's a great title. The triumph of the ill. So you get to play as Ben Franklin. There's a video game, a Grand Theft Auto game, where you're just like a drunk Ben Franklin out on the streets of Philadelphia, just like chasing after prostitutes, and you can like punch people on the street. You kick a kid in the groin, you're like, I invented the vi-focals, bitch, and then you run away. I still can't get over how much you look like Frollo from the back. Yeah, it's weird. We'll play this for like five more minutes and then we'll move on to our game. And maybe we'll do another Assassin's Creed and I'll play some more through this summer. Sword and a Pistol. Yeah, Matt, it's a modern time. It's just a guy in a Ben Franklin's outfit. Okay. I'm not keeping up with the plot of this very well at all, as you can see. I know you fought some pirate-looking men and... Bought a sword. You bought a sword. And then you ran around as this guy for a while. Oh, I got a nice old school pistol here. Take me a year to load. K-Bird toasts. Yeah, Ben will be racking up the prostit points but not interested in car or carriage theft. Yeah, give us a Grand Theft Pennsylvania where you're just an unhinged Ben Franklin on the streets just... Ooh, I get to get on a horse. Did you know I've been at the library? Smack! And the volunteer fire department. Bang, bang. Or like a Paul Revere video game where you get to personally ride through the streets and yell that the British are coming. Ooh, there's a dog. Let's just turn the whole Boston Tea Party into a game. I think we should turn more of American history into violent video games as long as it's accurate. Right. There should be like a bubonic plague video game. Ooh, yeah. Avoid the plague. Or they should do like an Oregon Trail, but it's like this. Yeah. You get to be like an early settler. Oh, I just ran over that lady. You get to live in Jamestown in the mid-seventeen hundreds and experience what, like, cholera is. I mean, if you showed this game to anyone, like, you know, in the nineties, it would blow their goddamn mind. Oh, I thought you were about to say if you showed this game to anybody from colonial era. Oh, they'd be like, nope, horses, they don't shit that much. It's like the script I want to write where I go back in time and I take Mary Shelley to the present and show her what Frankenstein has become in our collective consciousness. Like I just take Mary Shelley to a party city and show her like a Frankenstein wall of decoration. Like that's, that's your guy, Mary. You wrote that. She'd be like, he said, Glenis Creed. Yeah. That'd be a great name for it. Glenis Creed. That sounds like a, like a bad guy from like a, like a mafia boss from an early Batman story. I'm going to have to play through this entire game now. Once I start a game like this, I just... Once you pop the fun, don't stop, Chris. Exactly. Pringles knew it back in the nineties. Danny says the woman's a bit much. Oi there, love. Would you like a meat pie? Well, how about a snog at my bosoms then? Only privacy. follow charles lee charles lee ray is this chucky this is the chucky origin story oh chucky and colonial era they haven't done they haven't done time travel chucky yet that needs to someone get don mancini on the phone I have a pitch for him something tells me he'd be all about that he wants to do chucky in space I did hear that and that would that would rock It's been far too long. Chucky gets on the Blue Origin rocket with Katy Perry. What? You mean the trip's already over? You spent trillions of our tax dollars on this? This is why my Medicaid got canceled? Oh, Rushmore Yankee. I would love to see a Chucky meets Leprechaun movie. Oh, that's a good crossover. That'd be a good matchup. But there's a clear... One of them is clearly better than the other. One is benefiting more from that partnership than the other. And it's not Chucky. Leprechaun in the Hood stars the guy who plays Ensign Meriwether in Star Trek Enterprise. Isn't Ice-T in that one, too? Or is that back to the Hood? That might be back to the Hood. Charles? Sir? which is actually Leprechaun seven. Because there's Leprechaun fours when he went to space. So then five is in the hood. And so I guess, and then back to the hood. So it would be the sixth one. I don't think there are any others between them. It's confusing. All right. What do you say we move on to our group game? I think that sounds like a splendid idea. And let's see. We put a poll in the chat. We asked which Jackbox game you wanted to play. Whatcha, whatcha, whatcha want? Wait, why is... Oh, I gotta remove that. Put that on. Bah! Bah! There we go. So, the options were Quiplash, Gaspionage, Rift Tracks, or Trivia Murder Party. I'm gonna pick a winner. Whatever's in the top spot. Oh, Trivia Murder Party by one vote. I can dig it. I like that one. There's a hundred and fourteen of you watching. We're all... Everybody's just real chill and they're just like, whatever's cool with you, man. I saw a Reddit thread where someone was saying that they were watching a Twitch stream where The hosts started going after people in the chat for lurking. They were like, we see you. We see you're watching, but you're not commenting. It's like, yeah, some people just want to watch. Chatting is not a requirement for our streams, just putting that out there. I would rather people be lurkers than some people who are too familiar. where you're like, we know each other for this from the stream, but we don't like know each other. Know each other. All right. I got to just I got to swap out my Wii U for my switch. We will. OK, I'll be over here vamping for a second. Yes. Vamp. Vamp for a second. Yeah, so it was my birthday this weekend trying to think of what else we got into we saw that that movie about the guy that lived in the mall. Oh yeah, we bought some Easter stuff for my nieces. Inga made these very cute little bunny bags for my nieces where it's like it's like a stuffed bunny crochet but it's got like a little back that's like a pouch with like a drawstring on it. Filled those up with candy. We're going to send those out. Or she already did. I'm not sure. My niece has sent me a very cute video message for my birthday that I'll have to put on Discord or something. It's adorable. They're the best. All right, here we go. Switch. There we go. That was pretty painless. Can you still hear me? Yep, I can hear you. It's pretty painless. You made it sound like it, so you did a very intricate operation. All right, let's see. Checkbox. Shade said, oh, please share with us. I'll see if I can find it in between rounds of this. I might be able to pull it up on my messages app. Messages. I'm having trouble talking. One of these days I'm going to have just like an aneurysm right here on the street. Look, we're on a great week. Working is awesome. We're on a great week. um I agree lurking is totally cool and good I work all the time yeah I lurk on a couple pages yeah like that's everybody has their different interests you know and I have pages where I'm like I like this but I don't well it's also there's only so many communities you can really get involved with like involved with involved with you know yeah like everyone chooses and picks When I'm at one of Emmy's watch parties, I usually just put it up on the TV and watch. I watch the chat on the side, but I'm not sitting there with my phone because I'm watching the movie. I feel like I need to comment more. I'm always there watching on marriage appeal nights and stuff, but part of my enjoyment comes from just watching people react to the crap I made. It's fun sometimes to just make something and just let it go out into the world and watch people react to it without you. I just realized I got to take that off. It's the closest I'll ever come to, to birth in a Babby. So, uh, it's like watching my Babby's go out into the world. All right. Watch your Babby speak for themselves. Everyone head to what? Jackbox.tv. Matt. Oh, Jesus. I'm sorry. I just got, I, wow. I just spaced hard there. Uh, I'm going to put the code in the chat in just a minute. Yes. Yeti. that song is so great that band is so great I've been listening to what happened to the jackbox I've been listening to that band a lot they also did the the song about aliens I put in a different uh jackie pre-show and they do a different song called vampires and they're all just these italo disco songs like are all your songs just italo disco songs about different monsters and cryptids makes me want to make up my own uh radio rama song you know like mothman he's a moth and a man mothman he's a moth and a man are you in jersey devil he's the devil from jersey uh two seconds uh I am in all right putting that code in the chat everyone check it out see how quickly it fills up it always blows my mind and revolt But if you're in the audience, there's still plenty to do. Yes, there's plenty to do. So please head to jackbox.tv, use your phone, your laptop, tablet, enter that room code, UAUF. I think that'll stay on the screen during the game. And let's get to it. Fellas, let's get to it. I'll let the rules play for people who've never played before. They really should have licensed Saw. Like the Saw characters. This is a better Saw video game than I think the real Saw games they made. Wait, they made Saw games? I think they made a Saw game, yeah, like during that last era, that PS II, PS III kind of era, you know, when they were still doing that. Come on, wake up. Wake up. Welcome to Trivia Night, a rolling sea of dark, dark despair. But without all the preachy morality of those other serial killers. How's the volume, everyone? Sounds good. It puts the lotion on the skin, or else it gets the worse again. Would you fuck me? I'd fuck you. If you do badly in the minigame, I'll kill you. But don't worry, Ghost can still win the game. When one player is left alive, we'll go to the final round, where the living dead... Ghost can still win the game, just like the US Senate. Oh, and hey, look, we've got an audience playing along too. At the end of the game, if the audience has less money than the player who wins, everyone in the audience dies. It's like they're sitting in the splash zone, but instead of water, it's death. Am I over explaining this? The last group is super dumb. Let's just get into it. Dumb, get it? It's us. Oh, how did they know? Here's the first question. As you can tell by the cheap shackles, I'm a bit of a bargain shopper. How much money did the United States pay in the Louisiana Purchase? Oh boy. How am I supposed to know this? I just went with the lowest one. Probably right. Because that fifteen million back in Louisiana purchase days had to have been like a crazy amount. And the correct answer is... Baboom. Baboom. The rest of you, come with me. Great. He's gonna make us cut off one of our fingers now. This feels like the Bill Cosby game we're playing. Whenever we get to this part, I start thinking about The Last Crusade and how much I love that movie. The Penitent Man. Penitent. Penitent. You have chosen. Risely. Risely? Risely. Hurry up. It's not Sophie's choice, unless your name is Sophie, which it probably isn't. Have you ever seen Sophie's Choice? It's a rather dark movie for how casually people are like, this is a real Sophie's Choice, these two restaurants. Yeah. People overlook what the choice is. It's like when people reference Deliverance, it's like, have you seen Deliverance lately? This is my favorite part. People try to play the cranberry zombie at Halloween parties. Good stuff. Now let's see what everyone drank. Which one did you choose, Chris? No one drank any poison? That's not fair. I didn't get poison. Oh, that's good. I think I chose seven. I intentionally chose the skull cup because I was hoping to reverse psychology someone who was like, well... Wow. Good work, audience. What color is Manhattan clam chowder? I don't see jizz color in here, so I'm not sure which to... Is that the red or the white? I think it's white. I don't eat that stuff. I don't either. Chowder. Chowder. It's chowder. I don't know if I'd want to know what Manhattan clam chowder... I don't know if I'd want to know what clam chowder tastes like anywhere, but if I'm going to eat it anywhere, I'm going to go to, like, you know, Massachusetts. And the correct answer is... This. Shit. Oh. I went white, too. The rest of you, prepare for your punishment. I don't know my clams. Same problem I had in college. Let me ask you a question. Answer very carefully. Where's the best place to go on vacation? Type an answer on your device and press send when you're finished. Ah! Hang on. Alkanoc says clams are tasty. I don't believe you. I want you to pick the answer that you hate the most. Whoever wrote the answer with the most votes dies. Klitzberg. Oh my god. Nice. Arkansas. Pick the worst answer. No! The Diarrhea Planet. It really evokes the imagination. Diarrhea Planet sounds like an industrial band from the late nineties. It's a real band. They're great too. Is it really? Yes. Wow. I was just joking. Yay. I kind of like it, but the people have spoken. You did. Uh-oh, looks like somebody's a ghosty ghost. But trivia's not just for those drawing breath. Keep playing and you might just rejoin the living. Death is not the end. For that one, I always get mixed up on if you want people to vote for you or you don't want people to vote for you, so I always just try to write the most lukewarm, middle-of-the-road answer if I get that one and hope I get lost in the shuffle. Let's try another one. Little Monsters is the nickname of which musician's fanbase? Sadly, I know this. I think I know this. I think. I'm a straight person, but I also did theater in the two thousand in the twenty tens. So, you know. Little Monsters, that was the name of that Howie Mandel movie with with Fred Savage in it. Who picked? This one? Baboom. Yes. A-E-A-G-Forty-Six, head to, uh, jackbox.tv. Enter that room code in the bottom right corner. U-A-U-A. I think all the spots are filled, but you can still join the audience. No, I hate this. I always say the best option to go with here is either the very last one or the very first one. I just saw a movie where someone cut someone's finger. Oh, Heretic with Hugh Grant. I always think about, did you ever see that Saturday Night Live sketch where Chris Farley's on the Japanese game show? Yes, Janine Garofalo. They're all cutting their fingers off. It's so funny. Yes, Danny, I really liked Heretic. Watch it. It's on Max. Good horror movie. Is that the Hugh Grant one? Yeah, Hugh Grant is an evil dude. He's so good in it. think I know this I think I do too but I think I may have up actually the year five thousand says in the balls Who said? This one. Oh shit. Oh, I thought it was gallbladder. Why did I think that? But then right after I picked that, I'm like, wait, people have their gallbladders taken out though. And it feels like if you just stop making bio, that would be an issue. So I knew I fucked up right away. But then I said I would have just explained. So that would have been something wrong. Just ignore any blood on the letters. I'm going to hurt the person with the shortest word. Okay, so we want to make the longest word. We've pretty much started, so don't twaddle. Oh. The letters don't have to touch each other, and remember to press submit when you're done. I can't even... I'm usually pretty good at this, I can't... ...see anything. Okay. I feel pretty good about my choice. Watch like four other people. You're almost out of time. I feel like I picked a pretty obvious word for those. Ooh, let's see what you get there. Wow. Moodier. Good one. Oh, bewilder. Good one. Nice. Good job, everybody. We have a real... real literate crowd tonight scoreboard time is a good time to relax let the tensions of the game drift away and just reconnect with who I'm doing terrible in this game I just realized enjoy this time I'm just happy to still be alive at this point usually I've died like four hours ago here's another one dead I scoff every time your place in this game really doesn't matter to like the end anyway I mean are they not cultured What do you call the eight-fluid-ounce cup size that's just below a tall at Starbucks? Oh, shit. This I know. Oh. Starbucks enough to know this shit. Sounds right. Uh, actually, I don't know this, but... I know it's not one of these, because it's the topic of hack jokes for a million years. When you go to Starbucks, you can't just say you want a large or a small. Gotta say you want a venti or a grande. Who picked this? Not me. I picked single. That's what I picked. Let's go someplace fun. I'm out, I think. I think I'm out of the game. Well, it's not over until it's over. I'll go first. Eight. Now I need an assistant. How about you? In order to live, should they roll higher or lower? You can make it as hard or as easy as you want. What the fuck? What are we, like, kids in the Great Depression? Whoa, that's not easy. What did they ever do to you? Roll lower than me or you die. Well. Bad rule. And we're all dead. We're still alive, Chris. No, I died. Oh. Wow. He's still alive. JPo and Razor's Edge. This is a toughie. This is a little toughie we got going on tonight. Life is unfair. Uh, sixty-nine. One of those answers is going to make me so depressed. I hope. I'm right. I guess it doesn't matter for me at this point as I'm just going for it. I know. Who said this one? Hey, I did say that one. Let's play a game. They're giving money to dead people in this game. Someone get Elon Musk and Doge down here. There's blood all over this art, and it was really expensive. Oh, I hate this one. The blood, I mean. Memorize the pattern of blood. Oh, this one's hard. That is a tough pattern. That's a really tough one. Most of them, there's like a basic kind of shape you can blob out. You gotta try to burn it into your retina. Yeah. To get burned in like an OLED monitor into your eyeballs. That's a plot point of Severance Season Two, actually. Really? He's trying to... Send a message to the guy on the inside. It's up to you guys. Jay Poe, Razor's Edge. I've also been rewatching Baywatch this weekend. We began rewatching Baywatch from season one again. Whoa. Again? Wonderful show. Well, I don't think I've seen like all of it all the way through, but I've definitely seen the first couple seasons. I don't think anyone has. You're almost out of time. It's wonderful. I know you're a fan of the Baywatch Nights, but I'm telling you, just regular plain Jane Baywatch is psychotic. I watched more Baywatch Nights than Baywatch, I'm sure. Oh, my God. Razor's Edge got a hundred. Did you take a picture? Be honest. You got to do what you can to stay alive in these streets. The whittling down to just one player has finally come to fruition. Let's do this. Ew, don't say it like that. Well, look who's still alive. And you just have to escape with your body. I'm going to give you a category. Marsupials. Tap on each answer that fits, then press submit. Let's see the right answers. Zappa's asking why, Matt. Early Baywatch is great. David Spade is in an early episode of Baywatch. Whoa. Yeah. Your body. I'm in love with your body. Wow. Definitely you. Definitely you. I have no idea. I'm just guessing. I learned this from the snake guy that we've talked about before, who came to our library when I was a child. Oh! How bad would it even sound like a real snake? This is the worst. it's like uh that kind of like a little chewy like I think three musketeer bars and like snickers have them it kind of gives them that kind of like like puffy quality yeah yeah you get Makes you feel like you're eating, like, a Tempur-Pedic mattress. Oh, none of them? None of them. Wow. I am sucking hard. I'm about to be taken by the darkness. Uh... I'm so screwed. Wow, I have been playing, like, ass tonight. tonight tonight well yeah well in general I do I don't know some nights I really bring the heat I was bringing it at riff tracks game the other night you're amazing at riff tracks yeah um I think I'm the best at like quick flash that's probably my top game yeah I get it you did well just give it a bit of pop-up Rum based cocktails. I just had one of these. The coconut milk is off. The coconut milk is off. I really don't know. I know one of those for sure. And then I'm pretty sure I chose the right one. I typically don't ask for cocktails by name. If I'm asking for something, I'm just like, could I have a Blah Blah and Blah Blah? Ooh, I suck. Now you're alive! Oh wow, Bekdu, now in the lead. Hurry up! I'm sorry. My anthelma? I do have an anthelma. That's kind of creepy. What are armadillos? They're not reptiles, right? They're mammals, I think. Oh, God. I didn't realize it said male crocodile. God damn it. I don't know. Maybe it's like a seahorse situation. Maybe we'll learn something here. I may have also clicked that. That's like Crocodile. Yes. They come out of pegs. Oh, none of them. How did I still get one somehow? I guess because I didn't choose Anthem. Ooh, this I can answer. Easily. Yes, you've stumbled into one of my five special interests. Just ask me a question about ghost adventures or Star Trek next. M. Bison's a street fighter here. Another life swap. Oh, wow. Forklift took the lead. Hercules' labors. Steal some horses. Just steal some horses. I don't really know much about Hercules. Hercules, Hercules. Isn't Hercules coming to the MCU at some point? Yeah, he's played by that guy from Ted Lasso, isn't he? As according to that one post-credits scene in the Thor movie that no one liked. The darkness approaches. Oh, you're right on the edge, man. Fried dough foods. Fried dough foods. Tell me what the fried dough is. Which of these will stop your heart? Have you ever seen Party Girl starring Parker Posey? Uh, no. It's amazing. She says the word Baba Ganoush like eight thousand times. That's why I bring it up. It's just one of those things where it's like weird, like just a specific word that shows up a lot. Oh! Oh! Did Danny... I'm taking it in the last second. Academy Award for Best Original Song. I don't want to close my eyes. One of these I know for sure, but... Oh, it says we've been disconnected. What? What just happened? Oh, what the fuck? Oh. Oh. Right at the end? Are you kidding me? What happened? Oh, my God. That's... I don't know. I'm glad that's not just me that that... I literally... No, like, the switch just cut it. It just worked out. I don't know what the hell. Wow, that's like... That's like the most blue ball I've ever felt by a video game. I mean, it was like literally just about the end. Well, I think we can call it for Danny then at least. Yeah, Danny had a last minute. We'll call it for Danny. Well done, Danny. A last minute victory. oh all we were basically missing was the the campy you know like maybe my switch just like lost internet or is it still connected I don't want to miss a thing definitely won an award though that's all I want to say I got that right I'm so sorry everyone that I could close my eyes that really stinks well we're giving it to danny congrats danny we're giving it to the boy Oh, I think the server disconnected JPoP. Maybe everyone playing Jackbox games just got disconnected. Yeah, maybe just the server wigged out. That happens sometimes. I'm going to go to Twitter, search Jackbox, see what happens. I also want to remind everyone tomorrow night is The Mads Are Back, a night of springtime shorts. Definitely not going to be up all night getting stuff together for that. No siree. our q a guess is the one and only kevin mcdonald I was showing my niece and nephew some kids in the hall sketches over the weekend and they loved them they got it nice I was like yeah it's just like super really silly stuff kids couldn't kids pick up on kids in the hall they like it yeah good stuff yeah it'll be fun to see And also check out Yeti if you feel like checking out Yeti. Yes. Head to dumb-industries.com slash Yeti. Get the Yeti download. That music up there. everyone loved yeti overwhelmingly positive response for you see razor's edge says it is hilarious yes jackie's going to be giving away this really cool dumb industries glass uh tomorrow night so don't miss that that'll be uh we'll do a giveaway right up top then we'll have more giveaways uh for the post show and think of questions for kevin mcdonald um yeah I just read an article about his experience on that one seinfeld episode that I kind of want to ask him about but I don't know maybe I won't um thanks everyone for hanging out tonight it's been a blast Yes. Oh, and dumb television will resume here in a moment. The schedule might be off a titch with us wrapping up a little early, but we're going to have what I'm calling our ladies night marathon. Matt, you've been killing it with the Twitch schedules lately, I have to say. Not a problem. Yeah, it's fun to come up with them. But yeah, we're going to start off with The Mads Are Back, She Should Have Said No, and then Movie Joe Night Sorority Girl. And it's all going to be lady-centric films from Movie Joe Night and The Mads all night. So check that out and watch that. because uh the the twitch the twitch we get the the revenue from that so you're if you even if you're hanging out and watching us for free on there it's still helping us so it's uh it's good stuff yeah um yeah head to dumb dash industries.com get on our newsletter follow us on blue sky join our discord all that good stuff and uh happy uh birthday matt Yes. And happy early birthday to you too. I always forget. I'm always, I'm always like doing stuff for my birthday and I'm like, oh shit, I got to scramble. Our birthdays are so close together. I know it makes it, it's like. It's easy to forget. It's like, my birthday's coming up. I don't care about anyone else. But I'm the special one. I'm the baby. No, happy early birthday. It'll be good to celebrate that with the Mads and Kevin McDonald and all that stuff. I almost said Michael McDonald for a second. That's a Mads guest we should investigate. That would be a good guest, yes. You don't know me. See you all tomorrow. See you tomorrow. Bye, everyone.

Matt & Chris are as obsessed with the Looney Tunes as anyone so they decide to play as many Looney Tunes-based games as possible, including Road Runner in Death Valley Rally, Taz in Escape From Mars, Daffy Duck in Hollywood, and Tiny Toons Adventures, plus they close it out with an hilarious round of RiffTrax: The Game!

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This is just one big family. driving down that country road with you by my side our love it grows through fields of gold under skies so blue our journey feels so brand new and this love we found yeah happiness all around Together we soar In euphoria we explore Hand in hand we walk this line Beauty of our love undefined With every step our hearts intertwine A journey through our love so divine Through the highs and lows We stand strong in each other's arms We belong in this journey through A love so true, euphoria we do Driving down that country road with you by my side Through fields of gold, under skies so blue Our journey feels so brand new Driving down that caution road With you by my side all of it grows Through fields of gold, under skies so blue Our journey feels so brand new I feel like I've known you forever But it's only been a couple months I've been lost until you came into my life and showed me I had what it took to get up in front, to get up and love myself enough to give it up. I love you enough to fucking roll up. We love our life so much we fuck it up. But where you wanna be? Where you wanna go with me? Where you wanna go? What we gonna do? Yeah, every single time I see myself with you. Well, where we gonna go? Yeah, what we gonna do? Every single time I find myself with you. Every day. Driving down that country road with you by my side. All of it grows. Fields of gold under skies so blue. Our journey feels so brand new. We'll be right back. Cause of my hops Shot in the dawn Cause of my hops Follow up to a dunk, nuts in your face See you was under the coat, where the big boys play So now you know I'm six two, with crazy house From that two hand in my video, I'm still getting props like V I wear a size T They see me sober, cause they know they gonna get a two-man reverse. Oh, I might just do a self-valid, and hang on the rim, till your posse wanna blast me. Yeah, that's how I do, on this hoop court. I'm a fool, and I'm still getting up, to get the whole place crumb. I don't pour, I leave the court naked free by three stars. That's the life of a sheep, a hooch was too long to ever see a knee. White or black t-shirt, that's a bet and I'm always driving. Hey, I'm a dugout game, I coulda hooked in the pros, but motherfuck a plane, and boys know where I be, Mary and Paul is where to find me, who've been on a thirsty night, rising to the occasion, and taking tight flight, and oh yeah, I got that bank with me, under the Peace. Peace. I'm the British Bulldog, and you're going down. The Undertaker. Bulldog. Yeah, well, they hit me. Round for round. It's very foggy. Enter the dry ice corridor. Come in, gentlemen. Okay. You have no choice. You may stop there. So we're not really fully in. The late show starts at ten-thirty. You're Professor Cool. Professor Cool? Was he Fonzie? Now I cosplay as Gandalf. Washroom attendant. Weird as fuck. That reminds me I should update my will. Except sciatica. and these glass pillars there's nothing in them I suppose you speak directly to me with minimal data charges coming soon to weird and wonderful wednesday watch-alongs you are cordially invited to return to a time Are you at home? Yes. To anybody? Yes. To the tax gatherer? No. When greed was good. It was your brother's dying wish that you might do something for his children. Our father, your brother, had a noble heart. Which beats no more. Evil. What do you think you're doing, eh? Was not pretty. Capturing wayward boys is something of a speciality. Take it, be thankful. And survival's thought was an adventure. This is my faithful friend and fellow traveller. His face practically erupts with drama. from charles dickens thrilling classic my name is nicholas nickleby I am his uncle and even I can see that he is no good jamie bell jim broadbent tom courtney alan cumming dame edna everett edward fox ramallah garai anne hathaway charlie hunnam nathan lane christopher plumber timothy spall juliet stevenson united artists presents nicholas nickleby this is a family drama those are always popular Tremendous, positively tremendous. Oh no, Emperor Palpatine's here to see him now. The fate of the future, am I right? You and your rebel friends are about to... I am here to teach you the meaning of Christmas. What is this place? Your lightsaber. Why am I here? It's dark and... I think you and your friends will find solstice fully operational. I think... His name is Jesus Cleese. Jesus Cleese. Sorry, I misspelled the success. It's almost better that way. Yeah, seriously. I love that drawing. That is an excellent drawing. Okay, the blue shirt, that's my rendering of a beach. I love it. I want to be there. Oh, and that should get this baby out of me. I'm sure the point of this is not for me to clarify. This is why I hate games. I love it better that way, Mary Jo. No, seriously. Get this baby out of me. THE END Thank you. Hello. Oh, Matt. Matt. Oh my goodness. I'm leaning into, I've decided to lean into my Bert Kreischer era. Oh my goodness. For a second I thought maybe you didn't know that we were live yet, but no, you were. No, I'm being controversial tonight. I'm hoping my hot bod gets us some extra tips. I mean, people might tip you to put clothes back on. Well, that could happen possibly too. I don't know. We should be careful though because... people know that uh hold on one second I'm hearing myself there we go um people uh you know we're playing looney tunes games tonight right so I usually just name the stream whatever we're playing so I read super dumbros play looney tunes games twitch wouldn't let me go live with that title apparently looney goes against the word looney is that like one of those like british swear words where they're like you can't say looney's a main term for going mental institution meanwhile I'll say the c word nine thousand times a day but if twitch is you know keeping an eye on us they're like huh looney all right let's see what these guys are doing and they see you and you don't have a shirt on they just can't they just they've hit the button you can't see my nips you can I'm staying at at bust height It's so stupid that you can... I mean, like, male nipples, how is that any different from women's nipples? It's not. It's offensive. One's offensive, the other... I don't get it. The one are actually functional. And it gets even weirder with, like, I don't... Because, like... And this isn't me. This isn't me. This is... you know I'm fully supportive of trans people and everything but I don't understand why like when when women transition to men like you can't like you can't see their boobs once they become a man they have the top surgery then it is okay like nipple rules in this country are so weird and arbitrary like it's right yeah it's uh I don't understand everybody should just be allowed to show their tits I think uh no matter who you are uh go for it why not um Anyway, that was my hot take on nips. This is me fighting the man. Are we allowed to show male nips on Twitch, though? Honestly, it could be against their terms. Let's Google this real quick. Can Matt show nips on Twitch? They said a while back that you could have, like, if Bert Kreischer can get away with it. We do not permit the visible outline of genitals, even when covered. But those are genitals. That's... I'm not going to put my whole hog in the camera tonight, you know? Oh, Matt, it says we don't permit streamers to be fully or partially nude. All right, well... Including exposing genitals or buttocks. All right, well, I'll go back to my old way. I'm just going to leave everything just tastefully wide open and then just... Yeah, it seems like male nipples is a big no-no on Twitch. Oh, well, all right. Well, fuck me for trying to do something fun and different, I guess. Hi, everybody. You know, we've been doing the show for years. You got to make it weird sometimes. I like the idea that, you know, Twitch has like AI just. trying to detect nipples at all times so that they can cut our stream without nipple bot go on I like I I I choose to believe that there's an actual robot at twitch headquarters called nipple bot whose entire he's just like a c-three p-o robot and his entire purpose is just finding tits on the internet nip nip master twitch I found some nips on the internet um so as we said we're gonna be playing some looney tunes games tonight there are looney tunes games there are many oh my god there's so many we're gonna be playing including my favorite we are going to be playing uh taz and escape from mars a game I played a lot as a child uh even though it's not very good uh yeah and I'm excited to see if I remember how to do it so I'm going to play Roadrunner's Death Valley Rally, which was a Super Nintendo game that I played quite a lot as a child. And we're going to be playing some we're going to be playing some fall guys. So if you Yeah, we're going to do some Fall Guys. Go ahead and get that queued up. Go ahead and download it if you don't have it already. It's a free game to play. It's on Steam. It's on all the major consoles. It's basically on everything except for iOS. So if you have... Yes. And it's even on iOS if you're in Europe because you can sideload shit over there. So yes. And now we also have Tiny Toon Adventures for NES. Yes. which is not very good. And then Daffy Duck in Hollywood. So we got a smorgasbord. We got a full night, because we figured it was a good time to do some Looney Tunes stuff. The Looney Tunes have been in the news a lot lately for just getting fucked over a bajillion times by their parent company. All of Looney Tunes was taken off of Max, which I have to pay a big tax bill soon, so I've been paring down some of my frivolities. And I think Max is probably the first streaming service I'm going to get rid of when I start paring those down. Well, do it, man. I have Max. I can share my okay how I think I I already gave you my max credential why are you paying for max I don't know it was I already had all I already had all my my favorites on it I get max for free I gave you max and then you gave me paramount remember yeah I gave you yeah I was I don't know I always just get paranoid about because we live in this age now where like password sharing is like a big so I just I had this like weird phobia in my head like the minute I finally got rid of it that like they would stop password sharing and then I would be like you know But you're right, I need to just... All I watch on Max is Batman the Animated Series, and I think you can watch that on Amazon now. We watch a lot on Max because it's one of the few streaming channels we don't pay for, so we watch everything. Because Verizon hooks you up with that. Yeah. Go to Verizon. But yeah, Looney Tunes, obviously, you know, we are children who were born in the eighties or nineties, and like any kid born, I guess, from nineteen forty on, grew up with Looney Tunes in some way, right? Yeah, well, I was the Space Jam generation, definitely. That's where my most knowledge of it comes from. Because Space Jam is not a very good movie when you look back on it, but it did kind of revitalize the Looney Tunes again and get them big in the nineties. Kind of, but Space Jam was made because of the surge in popularity of Looney Tunes. What happened was they made this t-shirt with like bugs bunny and and oh yeah that was like a big thing yeah like it like there was a bunch of like tweety bird on them too I want to yeah like tweety birds wearing like like you know wrap clothing so it was like it was and that was like a big thing like you'd see all these people wearing mooney tunes merchandise everywhere they started doing those like michael jordan ads money and then that's when it and that's what happened to space jam okay but space jam is uh mean it's barely a looney tunes movie right it's like yeah it's mainly like a michael jordan movie it's uh my favorite part of space jam is uh when all the other basketball players lose their skills and they have to and they have to cope with losing their abilities and it shows like they're having all these like tests done and like charles barkley's in church praying to god saying he won't date madonna anymore if god gives him his basketball skills back I wish the whole movie was just about them so dumb uh volcano girl says I heard a rumor that said dickweed is leaving the wb I hope you're talking about The Zaslav. The evil Zaslav. That's a thing I keep pitching, not to get too into our creative processes, but I've been trying to figure out a way for a future Witching Hour to have a creature called the Zaslav in it who eats media. He erases media from the timeline, and that's how he feeds himself. Before, the Zaslav was satisfied with eating movies that hadn't been released yet, but now he wants ones that already are. I saw this. Brian from Canada says there's a riff of Space Jam done by Teen Titans Go. I know. I haven't watched this yet. but uh I love teen titans go my my niece and nephew are obsessed with it and it's so funny and so much fun to watch and they do stuff like that like they'll just like riff on an entire movie did they riff on the original space jam or the lebron james space jam I can't remember do they riff on looney tunes back in action the the better space jam sequel that came out that nobody saw even though it's the best one um teen titans go I I'm telling you watch that show I never got really big into the two thousands teen titans I know that that was like a big hit with people yeah but I just never cared about that too much I think it's like a spin-off of that because it's the same voice actors and the same basic models even though the animation kind of yeah costumes But it's like way more. It's more of a comedy. More comedy, more kind of like very kid friendly. Yeah, Misty Jamie agrees. Teen Titans Go is the best cartoon. I know that Teen Titans Go movie is apparently really good. That is great. That was my entry. My niece and nephew were watching and I sat down and I was like, I was laughing harder than them because there's so many just really quick nerdy jokes in there that it's so funny. I'll have to watch that before I nuke my Max account if David Zaslav hasn't pulled it already to put more reruns of Love It or List It or whatever the fuck he does over there. Such an asshole. Anyway, tonight we're going to be celebrating the Looney Tunes because we love the Looney Tunes. I can't think of a bigger inspiration... Unlike my my sensibilities than Bugs Bunny. I mean, like the guy you grow up idolizing this total wise ass and it's it changes you and it's it's great. I mean, Bugs Bunny is the best. I always really liked like Daffy he's always Daffy's cool I like the weird side characters more like the weird like gangster Marvin the Martian Marvin the Martian oh my dad fucking loves Marvin the Martian uh Gossamer the monster Gossamer yeah Gossamer is good that was so much I love those episodes with uh where bugs would go to like the castle and get lost there's like the little Peter Lorre scientists that yeah yeah yeah those are all my favorites Good stuff. And as we talked about at our meeting earlier today, the Looney Tunes are way better than the Mickey Mouse gang. It's not even a competition. I mean, it's like, come on. Looney Tunes is like It's like they're looking right at the camera and going like, can you get a little of this guy, you know, like Mickey Mouse? And it's just like too cutesy. It's like Looney Tunes was like, nah, screw that. They're like, we're going to drop an anvil on that. Yeah, they were like they were more violent. They were a little bit more for like like Mickey Mouse never smoked a cigar in the thing. It's although Donald Duck did dream of becoming a adolf hitler like a fascist leader that is true yeah yeah there's like world war ii prop like donald duck has fought the nazis canonically it's it's insane Okay, anyway, we're streaming. Gorsh, is there a genocide happening here? Oh my goodness. I've liberated the camp. So we are streaming live tonight to Twitch. Hey everyone on Twitch. You can subscribe on Twitch, get rid of ads, you get some cool emotes that we just added. We'll be adding more very soon. Or watch us in the dumb club. Or yes, you can join the free Super Numbers Super Club. Can we say it wrong? I need to fucking print out some cue cards that has like the difference between all of our memberships names are like just close enough, but slightly different without spoiling anything. It's all about to get a lot. It's all about to make a lot more sense. We're about to simplify some shit, and we're all very happy about it. We love our dumb family for bearing with us while we figure out how to do all this. We've never done this before. Exactly. It wasn't even a career just a few years ago. I know. Also, if you send a donation over to dumb-industries.com slash donate, any dollar amount, we'll do a shout-out. uh in the form of one of our patented terrible impressions or we will answer a question or we will uh sing a song like whatever you want us to do there's a little prompt there you can put it in we already have one show you my nips whatever that's we have the only fans math for you we've set that up specifically I thought that was for feet pics that's uh I guess I can expand lips um ankles shoulders knees toes this first one comes from our good friend penguins nine penguins thank you thank you so much penguins penguins says can I hear david lynch for voice frustration with having to watch stripperella yes we can do this okay I had to watch this show the other day. It was called something like Stripperella and Stan Lee put his name on it, but I don't think he had much to do with it. Anyway, the script seemed like it was written by a twelve year old boy who had never seen a naked lady before and got really excited at the idea of writing for naked ladies. It's not very good. If I was in charge, I would have put a couple murders or two in there. Now you see, David, your mistake, David, this is Stan Lee here, your mistake, David, is that you just weren't horned up enough while you're watching it. If you're feeling the ladies and you watch some Stan Lee Stripperella, it'll have your boner going excelsior. That's right, Stan, I'm Stripperella and I'm here too. OK, so that was there certainly was a thing. We'll be doing that all night. Thank you. Penguins, penguins, penguins, a little chant for everybody who donates like we're like we're holding them up on our shoulders, Rudy style. We really should. OK, here we go. Next one comes from our good friend Matt B. Thank you so much. Matt B. Matt B. Matt B. Matt B. says hello to my dumbest of friends. I'm so happy to be back. hanging out with all of you live after a crap ton of travel that's right he was on the road for a few weeks welcome home matt matt says how about randy newman has had it up to here with people making fun of him and calls his friend palpatine for help getting revenge on those who have wronged him over the years all right so you could be randy newman and I'll be palpatine okay ring ring ring ring Yes, who is this? Hello, Emperor Palpatine. It's Randy here. Randy Newman, is that you? Randy Newman, Newman. Randy, what can I help you with? I'm very busy at the moment. Well, you see here, Emperor Palpatine, people out there make fun of me. They say that I write songs for kiddies and losers. I'm gonna go out and kill somebody. It's quite good. Can I offer a few notes? Oh, sure. What is... Do you got any... Do you got any sithy tips for... Why am I doing the hand thing? Do you got any sithy tips for a struggling singer-songwriter who's trying to silence his critics? Yes. Track down the IP address of everyone criticizing you. Go to their homes and then strike them with lightning. Force lightning, if possible. Force lightning. Interesting. So if I was going to do the force lightning, how would I go about it? Like, how do you do that? You sicken me, Randy Newman. Goodbye. Randy learning some force lightning going to go and strike a guy dead. But who do? Randy. All right. Thank you. Thank you, Matt. Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt. Oh, video. One more before we get going. This one comes from our good friend Spiroscythe. Yay. Thanks, Spiroscythe. Thank you. All right, how about, Spyrocythe says, how about Foghorn Leghorn singing the first couple of verses of War Pigs? Aw, I'll fight you. Well, I say, I say, I say here there, Spyrocythe, that I say that there look like there are some generals gathering their masses over there, I say, I say. It's like some daggum witches at Black Masses, don't you know? And evil minds that plot destruction, I say, I say. Sorcerers of death's construction. I say, I say. That was quite good. In the fields, the chickens burning, I say, I say. It could also be Mitch McConnell. I'm not sure. Well, he kind of has a foghorn-like voice a little bit. Thank you so much, Fireside. Fireside, we look forward to your meme. He's going to send us a meme this week, and I really hope both Mitch McConnell and foghorn-like horn. I say, I say, politicians hide themselves away. They only started the war. I don't do a good foghorn leghorn. You'd think I would because I'm literally from the South, but I don't have that. I do more of like the, when I'm doing the sort of like more posh Southern accent, I kind of lean more towards like the Truman Capote, Lindsey Graham kind of, you know, affectation than the foghorn leghorn one. All right, let's get going. Let's start playing some Looney Tunes games. We'll be doing shout outs all night. But first, boy, more. Yeah, that's OK. Yeah, let's let's get. Oh, yeah. So you're going to you're going to queue up first. Yeah, let's do. OK, so I'm going to man the chat and Chris is going to play some Roadrunner. We're going to restart this because I was playing around with it earlier. It's very fun. It's very fun. I was having a great time earlier. It does bring back memories. Just playing an old game, it just reminds you of things. Can you hear that okay? Yeah. It reminds me of being a child and not having responsibilities. Or paying taxes. Not having to pay a twenty two hundred dollar tax bill here in the week. I just got mine back and I owe a little bit for that. quite as much um it's a great it's the the first time it's just it's the worst why does anyone want speaking of that though most of that is a self-employment tax so if anybody has any part-time w-two friendly work in new york that uh but they want to recommend my way I am on the hunt there you go And Chris pays me great. It's literally just that stupid self-employment tax. I literally just need to make just, you know, some type of money from a source other than myself by next year, so I don't have to fucking do that again. Yeah. The American dream is dead. Any politician who just came out was like, I'm doing away with the self-employment tax. They could strangle a puppy in front of me, and I would probably vote for them. You'd vote for Trump if he got rid of self-employment tax? Well, I'm exaggerating a little, I guess, but. I'm ashamed. Well, you know. Oh, look at this. It's like the graphics are so cool in this. It's very. I mean, I think all roadrunner is Chuck Jones, probably, but it's like a Sonic the Hedgehog rip off kind of. Kind of like, yeah, there's a whole speed element to it where you kind of. You know, but you have to avoid the coyotes coming after you. Ah, he says, Matt, only idiots do that. Only idiots do what? What? Pay taxes, freelance taxes. I mean. You know, we have reason. The only reason you are safer from stuff like that is because you're a literal business owner in between all the other hoops and ladders you have to jump through to maintain that. I would rather just. I don't understand how it even works. I just give all my shit to my kind of like. Just tell me what I owe. But when I'm getting back, which never happens. Used to. Yeah, those were fun times. I wish I could go back to myself when I was working hospitality for that science non-profit and I was just so miserable and just shake myself. Like, look, I know things are bad and you have a horrible supervisor who literally spies on you and your social media and is trying to get you in trouble. Really? That happened? Yeah, that happened. But just remember that you have insurance and you get money back on your taxes, so enjoy this while you can. But you just hate every aspect of your life outside of that. all you have to do is just hate everything about your life up until that. And it's a, yeah, I guess it's a trade off. I don't have to, you know, I haven't had to deal with an asshole in about, you know, a year and a half. That's a, that's its own, you know, that's worth twenty two hundred dollars. You know, it kind of is. I know that's famously said the, you know, the true sign of wealth is never having to be around assholes. And it's true, though. Like, I think about that often now, how lucky we are that, Everyone at Dumb Industries, there's never been an issue where we're like, I don't know, this person's kind of an asshole. like viewers, employees. It's like we're never around assholes. You guys are all you guys are all cool. Like and even like the one like because I know we kind of piss and moan about the occasional weird email we get, but like those are so you are between because it happens once like a year or once every six months like is everyone is so damn kind and yeah, it's supportive and cool. It's amazing. It's been a it's been a good time. I don't know where exactly I'm supposed to be running. Um, I don't know. It's probably good for me to get a part time gig and get out of the apartment. Occasionally I'm turning into like the live stream version of Jack Torrance over here slowly as I just never leave my home and just do this full time. I mean, welcome to my world. I very rarely leave the apartment. Hey, is everyone excited for movies or dumb yeti tomorrow? I'm so excited for you guys to finally see this. We've recorded this like three months ago. Yeah, we've been sitting on it for a minute. But we wanted to make sure it was just perfect and we had enough time to really hype it up and everything. Exactly. And so many of you have already pre-ordered the download, which we love you for. And if you haven't already, you can go to dumb-industries.com slash Yeti. And we're experimenting with a new platform called Gumroad, which we're testing out the waters, seeing... if we can offer a free download with live stream access. And it looks like we can go back to and we can't really, you know, say anything yet because we're literally just testing it out on us. But like, if we got that kind of shit going with the MADS, it would eliminate a lot of our weirdness with like separating downloads. Yeah, we're still, you know, there's a lot of factors that there's a lot of factors there. Yeah, I don't want to jump the gun too much because we literally haven't even talked to them about it. But but yeah we're trying it out there's a lot of good things about it it's it's nice that we can we can split profits straight from the the platform and we get paid for every download so we don't have to wait on a big like monthly payout or anything and the other thing is that vimeo on demand has been down for like eleven days and counting and they're not fixing it like they have no interest in fixing they're just horrible humans in general I would if you're starting your own live stream thing uh just do yourself a favor and just don't even with vimeo don't know don't let them into your hen house you know uh why swim sailor do we watch the live stream on gumroad or twitch I'm so glad you asked you can watch them on twitch uh we're gonna be cross-streaming it to twitch twitch of course has ads unless you subscribe on twitch um but if you purchase that live stream download uh access that'll get you total ad free live stream and the download like it'll be ready as soon as the premiere is over Yeah, because we don't have to do any tweaking on these files. Yeah, no tweaking. I'm just going to upload it to Gumroad. You guys will be able to download it. All the tweaking was done beforehand. What I love about Gumroad is you don't need to even create a Gumroad account. You just put your email in. That rocks. So you don't have to sign up for any more accounts. If any of you have been paranoid about what we're doing with your information. You can gift things to people. So let's say you wanted to buy a download for Yeti for someone. just put their email in. They thought of everything. It's a really great platform. It's it seems so good. I'm kind of like waiting to find out what the weird thing about it is, because that's everything we do is like, it seems really great. And then you get like a month or two and you're like, oh, yeah. But so far, so good. So it's, you know, knock on wood. This coyote is coyotes, a real asshole. He's really getting on my nerves. All right. I go. They should have made a Roger Rabbit video game. How did they not? That's wild. Probably because they needed all the rights to the nine thousand different cartoons that pop up to do that. Rock the Rabbit is really the last hurrah for classic Looney Tunes and classic Mickey. Yeah, you're right. Well, because that movie's so good. Yeah, I think it's one of the last things Mel Blanc ever worked on. It was, yeah. And it just treats the characters with just the utmost respect. And it's so beautiful to look at. Still holds up. Watched that somewhat recently. I was like, this movie is still still amazing. Not that I don't like nineties Warner Brothers. I mean, I've talked a lot of smack about Space Jam, but like, you know, Animaniacs, Tiny Toons. Oh, yeah. All that stuff is great. But but like, as far as like your classic Looney Tunes, that's like where that ends. No. What did you just do? I just fell off through like nine layers of rock. I know I fell off a platform. is that bird seed or is he doing like cocaine it looks a little bit of both I don't believe someone someone in like programming is like you have to add the bird seed sign beside that because it looks like the roadrunner's doing blow when he's already going very fast in this game we need to he's definitely bird seed I I really love roadrunner cartoons just for how universal they are like there's never any dialogue like literally anyone can just watch it and get a kick out of it yeah oh people are saying there was a roger rabbit nes game and it wasn't very good oh well there you go they should have did more with roger rabbit like they tried to they made it right though they tried to make a sequel where like roger rabbit has to rescue jessica rabbit from nazis or something like it was going to take place during world war ii which I guess were they going to rip off casablanca the way that roger rabbit one rips off chinatown I guess so. It took me a long time to figure out that Chinatown is literally the exact story of Roger Rabbit. Yeah, but that's any film noir. I don't know. It's pretty close. You ever read the original book who censored Roger Rabbit? Yeah, I know it's very different from the movie, but I've never actually... Alright, do you want to fire up some Taz escape from Mars over here? Danny says Disney has confirmed they're never doing another Roger Rabbit strictly because of Jessica Rabbit. Yeah. Strictly because of what rabbit? Jessica Rabbit. Oh. I mean you can do they have a Roger Rabbit thing at like Disney World now or something where they have Jessica Rabbit and she wears like a detective trench coat now instead of like the wasn't that kind of it's kind of the whole point of it but I'm saying if that's an issue you can work around that it's a Okay, what am I trying to... Hang on, I gotta share my screen. The design of Jessica Rabbit's also just so amazing. She's a good character. The way the dress sparkles and stuff, it's like... All right. All right. I've got Escape from Mars set up over here. Whatever you want to switch over. Can you lower that a little bit? Oh, yeah. I actually can't hear shit over here. Let me get this going through my headphones real fast. There we go. That's what an Escape from Mars sounds like. Eegg-Forty-Six says the book is very different. I've heard that. It's a little more adult, I think. And Dale says the book is wild. Is Roger Rabbit streaming on Disney? I think so. Was that like a Disney movie? That was a Disney movie they made in association with WB, right? Yeah, it was like the last time they ever crossed over. Like in... Which was my I remember that being like mind blowing at the time, seeing Daffy Duck and Donald Duck in the same game. And there was like some weird clause that they had to, like, give all the Warner Brothers cartoons equal time to the loony to like the Disney cartoon. Oh, right. I have those scenes like where they're falling from the helicopter and it's like Mickey Mouse and bugs. Yeah. And they both have exactly the same amount of lines and. Did they have any Hanna-Barbera cartoons in Roger Rabbit? Probably not, right? I don't think so. I don't understand what the rights thing... Does Warner Brothers... I feel like they acquired the Hanna-Barberas at some point, right? I feel like Scooby-Doo is kind of a Warner Brothers thing now. Touchtone Pictures released it, which was Disney's more adult releases or not strictly children movies that's who put out like tombstone and stuff I wish they'd bring that uh that studio back there was a lot of good yeah it was speaking of tombstone r.i.p val kilmer I think this is yeah the first stream we've done since that oh man what a what a great no I think it happened on thursday I think we talked about it oh maybe we acknowledged it we we didn't get into we didn't get into it though I need to watch batman forever again still as the world's biggest batman forever fan Oh, yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes. What else? Look at how far I've gotten already. It's so depressing how much I remember how to play this. This game looks great. I've never seen this. It's a fun game once you can kind of figure out what you're doing. Are there any other Looney Tunes in there, or is it just Taz? It's just Taz and Marvin. Marvin. What a good pairing. I loved Marvin the Martian. I went through a big Marvin the Martian phase. My dad loves Marvin the Martian. I had a Marvin the Martian hat. Yeah. You are making me very irritated. Misty Jamie says he played a great Jim Morrison. He really did. So much so that like I saw that movie as a kid probably before I ever saw any like footage of jim morrison yeah in my head like I probably am just thinking about kilmer when I think about jim morrison pretty much yeah it's is that the best music biopic that was ever made no it's not that great of a movie to be honest I mean it's not very like true to what actually happened probably but it's got a lot of little artistic flourishes and kind of but it's like the dewey cox formula you know well That's all of them, though. It's not so behind-the-music-y, though, like most of those other ones. If you're gonna make a music biopic, I'd rather see something like that, with weird little... I always just think of Wayne's World II when I think of the Doors movie, the weird little Native Americans that show up. Ah, shit. When you saw the Native American in your dream, did you find it unnecessary that you could see the crack of his buttocks? Yeah! I had the same dream. Blizzard says it's an Oliver Stone movie, so... He's made some good movies. Natural Born Killers. Oh yeah, that's a good one. That's about it. I don't know, I don't like... He made that JFK movie that, you know, birthed a thousand stupid conspiracy theorists. Yeah... What else did he do? Wall Street is kind of shitty. They made a second Wall Street with an airlock. Oh, with Shia LaBeouf in it. Ugh. Did he do Platoon? I think he did, right? What the fuck are all these guys? Get the fuck away from me. I don't like it. Alright, I'm looking at Oliver Stone's filmography. trying to find some good movies here. Born on the Fourth of July. I haven't seen that in a long time. Oh, that's that's like a weirdly good, like dramatic Tom Cruise role. JFK. It's not like a bad dramatic Tom Cruise role, like when he's in Magnolia and he has that scene where he tries to cry at the end and it's like the most embarrassing thing ever. Natural Born Killers. Nixon. I never saw Nixon. That was like Anthony Hopkins playing Nixon. Why do they get people like Anthony Hopkins to play these iconic kind of people like Alfred Hitchcock? The man's not an impressionist. He's a great actor. It's just weird. What else did he direct? U-Turn? I never saw U-Turn. I think Lloyd Kaufman went to school with Oliver Stone. He always had Oliver Stone stories he was telling us. Alexander, never saw. World Trade Center, I tried watching. It was terrible. W, I watched. It was terrible. Oh, yeah. Is that the one where... No, I'm thinking of Chaney. That's the one where Christian Bale gained all that weight to play Dick Chaney. Oh, yeah. You can get Christian Bale to do anything for you as long as he gets to either gain or lose a lot of weight for it. That's like his whole thing. Okay, how do I get through this now? Yeah. That's still pretty great. I don't know how much that is, like, Oliver Stone, though. Yeah, because wasn't, did Tarantino write that? Tarantino wrote it, but he disowned it because I think so many changes were made to it. Oliver Stone, Oliver Stone, Oliver Stone. Anyway, I think he's been feuding with Oliver Stone ever since. But it's a great movie. I mean, like, Julia Lewis is great in it. Yeah. romancing the danger fields I always get natural born killers in the cape fear remake like blurred together yeah oh my god I was just thinking that I know there's like they came out around the same same time probably that cape fear movie is really good that is really good that's a that's a great remake People say you can't remake, like, horror movies, you know? Like, that's a good point. Don't eat the bomb, Taz. You just gotta make it good. Like, The Fly or Invasion of the Body Stature. It's like, yeah, you can remake something. Just, like, bring your own take to it. Do your own thing. Well, the best things to remake are things where it's, like, a neat concept, like, originally, but just the execution wasn't good, you know, like, you're the thing, or you're the flies, like, what are some other things like that that would... I'm trying to think of, like, kind of, like, the sort of movies, like, the Mads do that would lend themselves to, like, you know, a good remake. Like Monos? Like Dimension Five, I don't know. Nah, Dimension Five's awful. The Yesterday Machine, that movie about the frozen air or whatever. Remake that. I'm trying to think. I'm going through the mad shows. I'm trying to think what could make a good remake. Um... none of them I guess the brain that wouldn't die well didn't they already do that though I think they did but it wasn't I don't know. It was more came. Yeah, it was like it wasn't like that was also not good. Yeah. Or like like movie Joe kind of movies like I'm trying to think like like like a like a good remake of like Pray for the Wildcats, I think could be like, you know, just like a really tense movie about like, you know, or this insane boss trilogy of terror. What if he did like a modern remake of that? That could be good. get like someone get like aubrey plaza to play a role in each one she's like a different character With that little scary... That little scary dude that runs around in that. Oh, yeah. That little guy. Get the fuck away from me. Don't touch me. I'm about to die. Don't touch me. Don't touch me! Hey! Don't touch me! Shade says Trent Reznor watched the film over fifty times to get in the mood for mixing and producing the soundtrack, not for Born Killers. He did the soundtrack to that? Isn't it mostly like me? I guess he just picked, maybe picked the music. Have you seen the trailer for that new Tron movie, speaking of Trent Reznor soundtracks? How is he doing the music for that? Nine Inch Nails is. It's not even just him, like the full nine, which I don't understand really what the difference is between Nine Inch Nails and Trent Reznor solo anymore, but it's specifically Nine Inch Nails doing the music. Oh, that's kind of cool. And I don't think there is any difference. It's just he employs like musicians. You just know it's going to be really like, like, you know, typical Trent Reznor and not, you know, because like he I think like really varied stuff. I think the downward spiral is mostly just him, but he always has toured with other people, including Adrian Ballou, I think, on that tour. The only former, the only Nine Inch Nails collaborator I can ever remember is the one from Filter, that guy. Whoever the fuck he is. Patrick, whatever. Richard Patrick. You know that Richard Patrick from Filter is Robert Patrick, the actor's brother? Really? Like the Liquid Terminator. The hey kid, nice shot guy is his brother's with the Liquid Terminator. I love Robert Patrick. He was great on the stream here. I hope he's in a new season. I like him in everything except for the seasons of the X-Files he was in, but I don't think that was really his fault. I think everyone hated that. When they tried to, they were like, you know what? Maybe we could keep the X-Files going without Mulder and Scully. Then they introduced him and that other lady and everybody was just like, no. Yeah. They're like, oh, well, I guess we'll just end it at season eight then, whatever. Here's some stupid plot about Scully's baby to get us back on track and the show's over. How do I get up to this health thing? I need it. Because I'm going to die again if I don't get something. Brian from Canada says the last Tron movie was horrible. I never saw... I don't like Tron Legacy. Really? It's got the Daft Punk soundtrack, which is great. It's a sequel to Tron. You can only do so much. I think it's fine, though. This new one, the plot of it though, is like, what if the Tron people were in the real world? And it's like, you know, like police cars chasing the light cycle and then Jared Leto's in it. And I'm like, eh, I don't know about this. Olaro says I dug it okay. Maybe I just liked it a lot because I saw it in IMAX. It's one of the few IMAX movies that was actually good. That does seem like it would be pretty awesome. They made a big deal out of all the real world scenes were all in like, two D and then once it goes to the Tron world then it turns three D and the aspect ratio gets bigger and it was a good theater experience. It was fun to see in IMAX. Here's a good question. If you had to pick, you know, just one Looney Tunes cartoon to watch until the end of time, like, Zaslav will grant you one Looney Tunes cartoon. King Zaslav will let you have one. He refuses. He will never delete. What would it be? I've always loved the one where you see... It's like a flashback and you see Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd as kids. And then you see them as old men at the end. Bugs Bunny still blows them up. That cartoon is so good. Rabbit of Seville is a good one. That's what I was going to say. Or the opera one I really like too. Yes. Kill the Wabbit. Kill the Wabbit. I'll take any Marvin the Martian. Yeah, those are all good. You want to hear a weird fact about... One Froggy Evening. Is that the Michigan J-Frog one or is that something else? It sounds like it. A fun fact about that, uh, that opera Looney Tunes cartoon, ah, fuck, I ate the bomb. The opera Looney Tunes cartoon is, uh, because, you know, like, I guess, like, Nimrod is a part of that, and, uh, the reason we use Nimrod as a, as a, like, another word for moron in our culture today is people saw that cartoon back in the sixties that had the character Nimrod in it, and, you know, and Bugs is like, hey, Nimrod, and people just understood it to mean, like, moron based off of the context, and that one cartoon is responsible for making, uh, I also remember Bugs saying, like, what a maroon. Yeah, I say that a lot still. Yeah, what a maroon. I learned pretty much everything from Bugs. But being honest. Melissa says Duck Dodgers. That's a good one. Oh, yeah, Duck Dodgers. Oh, Rushmore says when Daffy Duck was Robin Hood. Hey. There's also, like, Duck Season, Rabbit Season. And, um... I think if David Zaslav lets me have one Looney Tunes cartoon, I'm gonna choose one of the weird racist ones from the thirties. It really sucks that they took all the Looney Tunes off Max, because for a while Jen and I were getting into the habit of like, before we went to bed, we just put on a couple Looney Tunes. Well, there there's still a lot of them on Internet Archive. So if you just go there, it's there's still a lot. I want to say, yeah, it's not all of them, but it's from like the you want to switch again or. Yeah, let's let's play a different one. OK, I got escape from Mars, everybody. Oh, wait, I got to share this tab instead. OK, this is a Daffy Duck game. I'm glad that we were able to find so many games for tonight. Yeah, and they're all fairly playable, so that's nice. They're not bad. Just Daffy Duck in Hollywood. You don't have to just watch me eat shit over and over again until we give up in five minutes like the Superman night we had. Yosemite Sam. But yeah, if you're if you're jonesing for Looney Tunes, they've got I don't know if it's all of the classic shorts, but it's definitely from like, you know, the nineteen thirties, including the weird racist ones all the way up to like the like the early sixties. I want to say you're all on Internet Archive if you look it up. So I don't know if my control is working. Internet Archive rocks. You can find so much good stuff on there. Sorry, I don't know why. I guess because it's a Sega game. You have to map everything again. also all the original mickey mouse shorts are on there I was just like cleaning the other day and I just had those on the background because again I'm all the time just like what do people get out of mickey mouse and I was just watching some old ones just to like see if I could I could you know you know I'm sure anything and I'm sure There's some, I mean, there are, I like the like goofy skiing and stuff like that is funny. Goofy is goofy is good. The goofy movies are good. Donald Duck is a fun character, but yeah, but like Mickey, Mickey Mouse is just like, I mean, Donald's Donald's no Daffy, but he's, you know, it's a, you know, donald has the extended family you know like uh duck tails is good uh tailspin you know all that stuff uh darkwing duck you know oh which level I can pick any of these levels let's go with the creepy cemetery oh for a second they were all blacked out except for this I thought you had to like come on the ducks are cyst is that what this is called that's awesome yeah oh that was a that was a good uh cartoons cartoon where Daffy Duck is like a Ghostbuster basically and he I don't know if I've seen that one yeah he has to oh look it's the same bomb that was in the Taz game what like literally the exact same one wow I wonder if these were made by like the same developers what was the Taz game for that was also for Sega oh okay so that makes sense I mean kind of kind of around the same time because I think this said it was like the taz game's like something like that ah ah library billy says donald's anger issue scared me as a kid forklift killer says watch cartoons online is another great resource there's a lot of good hannah barbara cartoons too on on internet archive I was just watching like some some old school space ghosts the other day on there like not the you know the adult swim space ghost but like the og the original ghost yeah yeah Which, speaking of, we're doing, at the beginning of May, we're going to be watching some obscure Hanna-Barbera cartoons, so if y'all have any good recommendations for that, I will definitely keep that in mind, because I was literally on an archive doing exactly what I was talking about here, you know, and there's stuff like the Herculoids, and like Frankenstein Jr., and like, you know, like all the weird other Hanna-Barbera superheroes, like, I think there's like a Falcon guy, like the Blue Falcon, that's something, I think. all that kind of stuff not your typical hannah barbara's but this game is scaring me well scribbler johnny says freakazoid is solid and readily available freakazoid is a great cartoon it's a it's a perfect parody of like all those superhero things uh it wasn't available for a long time though this game kind of sucks if I'm being honest let's play a different level maybe I went to you went too hard too fast yeah start off on like the the first level oh you can also change the difficulty too if you want to I really want to thumb it down you're not you you don't have to impress anybody here we're just hanging out graphics are good I gotta say and it plays plays well it's very responsive That's good. Yeah, it looks really slick for being a Sega game from ninety four. Jabberjaw, the Freaky Phantom, Speed Buggy. Those are good ones. Speed Buggy has a good choice. Is Speed Buggy the one? No, Speed Buggy is not the one where the kid transformed into a car. I think that's something else I'm thinking of. But a grape ape. Yeah, these are all these are all notes in these down. also like the little owl that sings because I like the singer. Yeah. And the spring sky for boo and a tea for two. I like saying I'm gonna have that stuck in my head all fucking night now. Thank you. Nemes or Colbo says that is turbo teen Matt. Okay, see, I knew I was thinking of something different. Oh, I didn't realize I had the ability to fight these things. Okay. That changes everything! When you said Turbo Team, all I could think of was the Turbo Team from that one I think you should leave sketch. Turbo Team. And they go, you're not in the Turbo Team! You don't get to run! You can walk! Slowly! Oh, I can't wait for more I think you should leave. it's it's literally better than saturday night live I think right now it's far I mean it's it's it makes me laugh harder it is one of those shows where if you try to explain any sketch to someone who's never seen the show you just seem like an insane person like just trying to explain how it's funny that a guy is in a haunted house and he doesn't understand that he can't swear in it like you said it was for adults I don't want to ruin anybody's day. I don't want to give them the worst day at their job. But do you think these fuckers ever... We have fun. Yeah, I think you should leave. It's the best sketch comedy show probably ever. I'm being honest. It really is. It's just so good. I've watched. I think you should be probably more than any other show on Netflix. Like, yeah, I've watched those episodes like at least a hundred times. And I like that it's the kind of show where like, even though like I don't have Netflix, like once a season comes out, like all the good sketches get uploaded onto YouTube pretty quick. So I can, I haven't seen like a lot of the show like in whole, but I've seen like the good sketches a lot. I feel like they do, but I know you've seen the shirt brother sketch, right? Yeah. Um, cause that has a great song in it. The everything, you know, it's all just for show. And it's in the sketch and everything. When they put it on Netflix, because that's the last sketch of that episode. So when he screams and then it cuts to the credits and it plays the rest of that song. And there's something so satisfying about it. But if you watch it on Netflix, you just completely miss the song. Or on YouTube, yeah. On YouTube, yeah. And there's a couple that I really like that haven't been uploaded yet. What was the one with Tim Heidecker where he was... there's a few oh where he's like he's going to the clubs he's doing his weird little dance yes actually I want to go to haunted house more than I want there's been a decade tim kardashian's head fell off all right what time is it is it all guys time uh it's almost nine Do you have any more Looney Tunes you want to play real quick before we switch over? Because I got to, like, do you have another one queued up? I mean, not really, but I guess I can find one if you want me to. What was the Tiny Toons one you wanted to? Yeah, here, I'm going to just, I'll send you the link in stream. There you go. Yeah, just do that. And I'll play that for a minute while you get everything set up. I got to set up my shit too in a minute. But yeah, let me. Get this going. Get my screen sharing happening. Tiny Toons Adventures. Now, Tiny Toons falls into a weird kind of... category of Looney Tunes. Are they Looney Tunes, or is it its own thing? Because the Looney Tunes exist within the Tiny Toons universe, but it's not like the characters are even, like, the offspring of... Yeah, are they, like, clones? I know, it's unclear. Did that... Yeah, there's a cartoon movie idea. It's revealed that the Peter Lorre scientist cloned the Looney Tunes, and that's how he created the Tiny Toons. The White Lady says they are Looney Tunes. Okay. Settled. Whenever I think of Tiny Toons, all I can think of is that one episode of Seinfeld with the contest in it and how Jerry's like, I'm in here watching Tiny Toons. I guess I need to redo these. Hang on. Did anyone watch the White Lotus finale? And if so, without spoiling anything, what did you think? Danny, what's the co-op game tonight? We're going to do Fall Guys in just a little bit. In fact, I'm going to get my Switch set up right now. This is like a Game Boy game, basically. Right? This is for NES? Ooh. Probably, yeah. It's so weird how long they were making games for the NES. I always forget that they were still making stuff for that way late. It was such a good selling system that they were just like, yeah, fuck it, we'll just keep making NES games, even though the Super Nintendo was the thing. Everybody who played this had one of those newer NESs with the top loading. Alright, so here's my next question. If the Tiny Toons are Looney Tunes, are the Animaniacs Looney Toons? I think the Animaniacs are, like, proto-Looney Toons. Like, they're supposed to be, like... They're, like, again, when you watch, like, those weird racist, like, you know, thirties Looney Toons before, like, you know, before Bugs Bunny was, like, a thing. Nineteen thirty-three. and then there's cartoony It's weird, it's like there's a substitute for every Mooney Tune, but... Yeah. Again, they're not the offspring of the... Like, that's not Daffy Duck's son. Is Tiny Tunes where Elmira came from originally? Yes. And then I think she crossed over to Animaniacs. Because she became with Pinky and the Brain, yeah. Oh, Pinky and the Brain. Pinky and the Brain were Animaniacs characters. Right, that was originally Animaniacs. That was when Pinky and the Brain jumped the shark, is when they shoved Elmira in their show. Right, because... Because they changed the setting of it and everything. Yeah, the full Pinky and the Brain show, I remember just being so funny. It was better than Animaniacs. Yeah, I'll agree with that. I guess the popularity dwindled at some point. Razor says, what was the Porky Substitute name? Good question. What was the Porky Substitute's name? Peppa Pig? Yeah, that's something else. Peppa Pig is the pig that has two eyes on one side of their head. I guess Elvira is like Yosemite, or Elmer Fudd, I think. That makes sense, yeah. Elmira, Elmer, yeah. Max, the rich kid, is Yosemite Sam. That makes sense. I don't understand how it helps me to change from being the duck to the bunny, but it's fun, I guess. What's all this? What's all this, then? Hampton! That's who he was. Collect as many carrots as possible. Hampton! Hampton in. Oh, thank you, guys. Sorry. I was looking this up. I didn't see eight people already. There was Dizzy Devil. Um... The furball, which I guess was like Sylvester, even though he wasn't really... What's the Tweety Bird thing? Uh... Sweetie Bird. Oh. I don't remember a Tweety Bird being a fart. I didn't watch the Tiny Toons as much as I did Animaniacs, I feel like. Ah, balls. Oh, stupid. We have some Animaniacs defenders. You know, Animaniacs was a really great show. I really like Animaniacs. I hate that they took it off Hulu, except for that new Animaniacs, which is not as good. I didn't watch that. Yeah, they made it. Don't even bother. It's the writing's not as good, and it also has the problem where, like, all the voice actors sound visibly much older than, or sound audibly, I guess, much older than they were, like, like, Yakko sounds like he's, like, sixty-five years old. I'll be right back, I don't know what's going on here. Yeah, I'm not even gonna go in there. I'm not even gonna fuck with that this time. Not even gonna do it. Not gonna do it. Ah, crap. There's nothing more demeaning than just being unable to beat a children's video game at thirty-four years old. It's like, Inga and I have been playing Super Mario World in our spare time, and the inability of two grown adults to beat a children's game is amazing. We're on the final level, and that's a hard game. Like, they used to just give kids just hard friggin' games. It's, uh... Oh, speaking of, when I get done playing, I gotta show you what Inga got me for my birthday. It's pretty... It's pretty sick. I was telling Chris about it earlier, but my camera wasn't working, so I couldn't show him. Alright, I finally got my Switch set up. Okay. We've... Are we tiny-tuned out, then? Yeah, let's move on to Fall Guys. We all tuned out over here. Before we get going too much further, I still got to show you. Inga got me for my birthday the Lego Mario Piranha plant, which I have already completely built. Wait, let me put you on the big screen here. On the big screen. that's made of Legos. That's all made of Legos. Yeah. And it's all my, that is so cool. And you can like, you can make it like lean forward. You can have his mouth as open or close. That is amazing. And he's a bank. Like there's a little slot behind here where you can drop coins in and a little trap door on the bottom. It's a, yeah, it's a, and I just broke one of the leaves off the side of it. Matt, God damn it. It pops back on his Lego is fine. Uh, but yeah pretty cool pretty cool stuff okay let me let me run and turn my switch on real fast let's do the damn thing do you want to put my switch up on the thing too I've got my video card and everything hooked up um I don't know it's up to you it's a little it's a little different yeah don't why just why don't you just join and then I'll just have the game up on here I think it's a little less jarring, too, to watch. Well, if you want me to, I can. Because we're only going to be able to see you until you beat the game or die, and then we can change to other people. But also, I do not enjoy having to trick StreamYard into letting me use my second screen. That's what I'm saying. Let's just keep it nice and simple. Keep it nice and simple. Sorry, my cables got all wacky. Oh, my God. And Chris and I earlier today, we're figuring out what we're going to be doing for May for Dumb Brothers. And we've got some fun stuff. Yeah, check out the Dumb Industries calendar. Oh, you've already got it all on the calendar, so I'm not spoiling anything? No, we've already got... We're doing a Virtual Boy night coming up, and I'm so excited. We found you can emulate Virtual Boy games on the internet. We were playing Mario Tennis for Virtual Boy earlier. It was incredible. I found the Wario game, and it all has the trademark red-black graphic vector kind of design. It's going to be fun. I am very excited. So now where do I? OK, host. Create lobby. Yeah, Brian from Canada says Lego has some amazing sets. You know, it's kind of bullshit. There was a piece missing from this, like I got like halfway through the first bag and there was like a like an integral structural piece missing, which luckily I had another Lego set I could borrow from. But I'm have to make a trip to the Flatiron Lego store to be like, yo, I need one of these. well the amount of money you pay for lego sets now I'm like that thing better be able to like you know the very least it should come with major joe says my brother got a virtual boy in clearance for twenty dollars I sold it a few years ago for five hundred dollars that is awesome well done okay join yes there's the red code everyone eight two q e v Let's see who we got. Players list. Farley Salas. Rat Miser. Sounds like a real winner. Sounds like a real piece of shit. It sounds like I'm like a miser, but about the band Rat from that spelling. Everything after Out of the Cellar was bullshit. Round and round forever. Uh... yeah we got a the the goal is to try to get like at least like ten people to play most of the good games on here but I think once we have like seven or eight we can start doing yeah really anything I think I saw someone earlier said that they saw the Minecraft movie and it was surprisingly good. I haven't seen it yet, but I think I'm going to go see it with my niece and nephew this weekend. They already saw it. So I'm hoping I've heard it's like kind of trash, but kids, but kids have fun watching it. And that's all that matters. It's no worse than like when I dragged my poor grandmother to see the Pokemon movie in nineteen. Oh, yeah. And she sat there just like, what the fuck is happening? Yeah, my mom took took us to see all the Ninja Turtles movies. She sat through all that crap. I can, I can visibly remember being in the Pokemon movie and hearing my grandmother mumbled to my mom, like, what the fuck is happening? Just like during the, the Pikachu's vacation short. Uh, I think everyone is updating their fall guys right now. We can hang out. We can, we can have a little chit chat for a second. Or is there, is there any, you can look at what games there are. If there's anything that can support three people while we just sit and have a, have a sit for a second. because once we're done with that it'll probably won't take too long we'll be back on the main screen and uh go to see I guess there we go yeah so it'll show you like you know the players on the bottom there so yeah two to sixteen all the all the sports ones kind of suck but uh Yeah, I never know what's one to pick. Here, keep going. I'll tell you if I see anything good. The button mashers is okay. Oh, solo squads. Like, if you just want to try to do solos, that says it'll take two to however many people or squads. Yeah. Oh, okay. Do solos. Yeah, see what happens there if we try to put three people into one of these kinds of things. uh I'm sorry I really should have anticipated I should have posted once we figured out during our meeting today what we're going to play for the group game I should have posted something so y'all could update before yeah I'm going to uh be better about that uh when I send the emails out one I'm going to do it earlier in the day but two I'll uh give people we've been doing the jack box game so much lately I guess we kind of just got out of All right, we got another player. We have four now. We got Roger Kaputnik. Oh, you've got to go to start game, I guess, once you select the game that you're doing. Thanks, Matt. No problem. Oh, yeah, this is a fun little move between rotating rings to avoid the rising slime. This one's all right. Did anyone pre-order Nintendo Switch to sound off in the chat? Well, if you're in America, you fucking can't. Yeah, so is that only in America that they got rid of? I think that's only in America. Nintendo's launched a site where you can now register to be interested in the Switch. I guess once they put the presale live everywhere else, they're like, well, I guess we want to have something for the Americans. They must be so pissed because everyone's going to say, oh, Switch, too, is going to bomb because of this. It's like out of their control. It could be a great system, but no one's able to buy it because it's too expensive. Yeah. Oh, look, is it me and you now? Oh, it's. I fucking shut the fuck off. Fucking fuck you up. That wasn't me. I'm eliminated. So I don't know. Oh, are you? I thought you were the little orange guy. Oh, no. Oh, no. I'm about to be hoisted. Oh, the orange guy is Farley Flavors. Okay. fuck you up. I'm gonna fuck you up. Ah, shit. Oh, no. Oh, God. That's what I get for going after people. Way to go, Farley. You did it. But also, you know, like Nintendo consoles, they do have that thing where like every other one seems to not do that great. So it's, we're kind of on, and this is kind of a Wii U-ish thing where it's like, it's sort of the last console and it's only like a little updated and it's not like kind of, you know, super game changing in any way. And it was going to be more expensive regardless of what, you know, so it's, I don't know. I think a lot of people are probably just going to opt to stick with their their regular switch I I yeah if it's not insanely expensive I might look into getting like the oled switch or something if that comes down in price with the switch too but like that's kind of where I'm at right now here in a couple years maybe I'll get one though I am curious what the updated zelda breath of the wild and tears the kingdom on it look like but yeah what's that kind of money is it gonna update the graphics I think it's mainly just like because you know when you play those how they're like such big files that like they kind of like run a little slow sometimes or they uh yeah you know they kind of like chug you know oh I know I played Breath of the Wild on Wii U like, you know, like it's dropping frames. So it's like it fixes a lot of that kind of stuff and it runs smoother. Like I've seen videos online, but like graphically, it doesn't seem that much better because we've reached, you know, that point, like like when games change generations, there used to be like such a graphical update. And now it's like, you know, like the difference between the PS four and the PS five is like I can barely tell when I look at screenshots sometimes. Yeah, I know it's gotten to that point where it's yeah, we've kind of plateaued. it's like you know everything's kind of that way like like cell phones are that way now like back in the two thousands like it was you know like like it felt like more important to get the new iPhone every time it came out it's like oh shit the iPhone four it's got like Siri in the front cameras and every technology was just like increasing at a crazy rate I know and now it's like they can barely find features to add to it We've moved the cameras around a little bit, so you can't reuse your old cases on it. And it has AI, I guess. I don't know. Yeah, we just got new iPhones because we were eligible for upgrades. Well, you picked a good time to get it before everything goes up. It was like a trade-in thing. but we both got iPhone XI's for free, which is pretty sweet. I should probably look into that soon, because I'm still rocking the iPhone XII. Part of me is like, I'm not sure if I would get... like what I could get like for free from my plan. And honestly, if I just get the battery changed on my iPhone twelve, I can. Oh, yeah. Like I can make it last for walks. That's the only thing with my iPhone right now is that you get a little close to your mic. Oh, yeah. I'm trying to play my switch. I can't. I can't move the mic. I can't. I feel like not a whole lot of people are able to join this game. Okay. You want to do like one more round and maybe why don't we do some like riff tracks just because we can get everyone in on it. All right. We've decided to give up on making you all play fall guys. You win. Oh, you reminded me of this the other night. I do have Clue on here. That could just be one night where we just play Clue with everyone. I'm into that. But the question is, is that how do you screen share that to where you're not just giving away all of your cards and everything on the screen all the time? It's like Jackbox. You put your screen on the TV and then you enter the code. Oh, okay. So you can still be wrong, but because that was like, you know, like, cause that, cause I was always picturing it'd be a situation like when we tried to play that, that drawing game that one time, you know, and it was like, Oh yeah. Your screen. Cause there was like stuff on it that gave stuff away, you know? That's right. Well, we'll look into it. I've also recently downloaded a, it's probably on switch. I, it was for free on my phone. There's like a monopoly you can play and that could be kind of interesting to do like a weird monopoly night. Oh yeah. Yeah. You know, if you want to watch us just like fight with each other on camera. I don't think I've ever seen a game of Monopoly that hasn't ended in a fight. Let me get my keyboard. Yeah, hold on. I'm just going to take this off screen for a second. Get this. I think Rift Tracks is Kickstarter's ending tonight or tomorrow, like very soon. Yeah, and they already unlocked the Mary Jo thing, right? yeah so that was so cool of them last year we offered some mads downloads as part of their um kickstarter and those got unlocked and this year we offered a an upcoming mads download that's going to come out very soon and then I compiled a an episode of the marriage appeal show that kind of acts like a a pilot of sorts. So it's kind of like a it's like a compilation kind of. Exactly. But it plays like a full half hour episode of The Marriage Appeal Show. So that just got unlocked. And these are all part of their stretch goals. They met their goal. They met their goal like immediately. I want to say within forty eight hours. Did you get the code? Yeah, I got it. I'm still getting going over here. Give me two seconds. That's a fun code word. OK, I'm in. Oh yeah, I have to join. Yeah, that might be helpful. Vertrex.games. But yeah, Vertrex, they're always just so supportive of dumb industries. Have they got to the MADS best of shorts volume two yet? Yes, that was like the first. Okay, very nice. And then the Mary Jo one just got unlocked. yeah stay tuned for more news on that best of a night of shorts volume two we're gonna be because we're gonna do votes on that like we did for volume one again and have like a little fun live stream for that uh before that gets you know all right everyone I'm putting it in the chat head to riff tracks dot games I gotta find do you have the that mary joe peel thing is that in our vimeo so I could put it on like our twitch occasionally or something like is that um It is. Unless you just don't want me to. Well, it just hasn't really been released yet. Well, I would wait until it's released, of course. But yeah. Okay. Oh, the room filled up. The room code was Slaw. I've never seen that happen before, where it's just like a word. Coleslaw. If you guys are watching on... making it to the game and you're watching on Twitch, you can still play in the Twitch chat. Everyone's riffs are played back and you vote for your favorite. I'm gonna need to drink some more. At the end of all the rounds, the player with the most points wins. I bought this whole little carton of booze. I haven't even touched it all game. A carton of booze? Well, it's like a... What happened out there? You wouldn't believe me if I told you. Try me. Xander? What happened out there? You wouldn't believe me if I told you. It's that time again. Enter your rift now. And I'm in. Tank, I'm in. Yeah, it's going to be a fun week. It's going to be a fun month. We got a lot of neat stuff. We do. Yes, everyone get on our newsletter. Dom-industries.com slash newsletter. There's so much stuff coming up in April and beyond. That's the best place to find out. Like he came? What? You wouldn't believe me if I told you. Try me. A guy was picking his feet at an McDonald's. Well done. You wouldn't believe me if I told you. Try me. Mad. Exposed his nipples. What happened out there? You wouldn't believe me if I told you. Hand ring. Try me. I saw a bird. Okay, I built the story up a bit. You wouldn't believe me if I told you. Try me. He said his name was Kevin Smith, and he had a script he wanted me to read called Chasing Amy. What happened out there? You wouldn't believe me if I told you. Hey, aren't you Zander from Buffy? Is that who it is? Yeah. Ghoul ate my ass. Oh, my God. Well, I guess I'm choosing all the ones that talk about me in some way. I'm easy to pander to. It said my name. Who said a ghoul ate my ass? Is it Matt? Did Matt do that one? I don't know. Yeah, I think that is Matt. A ghoul ate my ass. That's my least favorite Goosebumps book. Goosebumps, a ghoul ate my ass. Oh my goodness. Ghoul is a fun word. Yeah, ghoul is, it's funny. There's a lot of fun ways you can use it. What are some of your interests, Charlie? Ghouls? What? You know, like little green ghouls. There you go. Pandering pays off. Good job, Bazaar. Oh, Jackie, please. Nice. Brian from Canada. Yes, I was. I was a ghoul. I'm shocked. You caught me, OK? The question is, how vaguely racist should I get with this script? yeah Fu Manchu that's one of those things I think we should try to reboot Fu Manchu for the new millennium this incredibly offensive character we'll try to give him agency and make him you know like a good example I wouldn't be the first racially insensitive character that's ever been rehabbed in the public eye. It's like, I don't know if you've ever, like, read, like, old comic books, like, old Green Lantern books, and they first introduced, like, Jon Stewart, the Black Green Lantern, and literally all of his dialogue is like, hey, you jive sucker, I've got my Green Lantern ring, and I'm gonna, and now he's just like a, you know, like a nice architect, and he's a good character. Rejuvenate, now for your pecs too. Hee hee, it tickles. Okay, okay, I'll never show my nipples on Twitch again. For the last time, you are not Goldfinger and I am not James Bond. Still less painful than Venom, the last dance. Nice. So that's where beef lo mein comes from. The riffs are in. Time to vote. First, second, third. My controller. My controller. Please don't kick us out of the game. I don't think it does. Okay, good. Good, good, good, good, good, good. So, no, I just got to remember to touch my controller every three minutes. Touch butts. Reach out and touch. Somebody switch. Make this stream a better place. But I itch. I like how it says when you vote quickly, it's like waiting for the slower players to vote. Waiting for these slow fucks to finish up. Oh, what happened? It froze again. Oh, there we go. Switch is scaring me. It's like the Switch knows that there's a Switch, too, about to come out, and it's, like, misbehaving. It's like when a new iPhone comes out, and they always put out that convenient iPhone update that just makes your current iPhone just, like, fucking suck right before the new one comes out. I hate that. Like, why is it so hot now and the battery's so bad? Yeah, why is it hissing? Nice, Jackie. Well done. I haven't watched Venom in the last dance yet. Full disclosure. All I know is that the God shows up in it. He's like one of the lamest characters of the last five years. Oh, here we go. Captain Marvel. He full on grabbed that man by the tank. Like, oh, just gets him right by the gooch and just the gooch got him by the gooch. Enter your rift now. Danny says, hard disagree, Matt, the king in black fucking rules. It's just, I think it's, well, I mean, the symbiote, full disclosure, I hate all symbiote crap, basically, after Venom, and even a lot of Venom stuff, once he got past his initial millenarcs, is kind of lame, but yeah, the fact that there's, like, a god out there who's, like, the god of all the symbiotes, and he wears, like, medieval armor for some reason, and, like, it's a little silly for me. also I just think it's so lame I just think those movies are so lame that they acquire like they have the rights to all these spider-man villains but cannot even say the word spider-man I don't understand like the the current rights situation between sony marvel because like benson get him by the gooch captain marvel One on the ding, two in the sting. Why did he do that to that actor? Wait, where was I grabbing him? How many takes of that do you think they did? I know. Can I put some baby powder on my gooch before we do the next take? That dummy had a chubby. Never take your shoes off at McDonald's again. Got a favorite riff? Vote now. Get him by the gooch. But anyway, Vincent D'Onofrio, I guess in an interview, recently said that he can only be Kingpin in the shows for Marvel. They can't use him in the movies. I'm like, what's even the difference anymore between the two? Because Sony has weird rights to Spider-Man. Sony has Kingpin, though? for movies yeah so it's like that's how marvel gets around it is by putting them that's why it was in the daredevil movie michael clark duncan but that was like the two thousands I don't know I know and was that also like a fox joint like I don't know if maybe they had a different arrangement or something I don't fucking know Because I guess, yeah, Kingpin more counts as a Spider-Man villain. He did a lot with Daredevil, too, but he's primarily a Spider-Man villain. Oh, Ryan from Canada says that was a license that Fox ran out, so that makes sense. Well, why can't they just get the fucking license to use him in this? If Fox could do it, then Disney, you know, probably could. Right, I know. Fox did it. Oh, I just thought... I got no votes for my one on the dink two in this thing fine I thought I voted I guess I didn't fine I liked it I thought it was a very good riff we should help him we've got to let reggie know that we're not happy that we don't like what's going on right Yeah, Reggie's our friend. We should help him. We've got to let Reggie know that we're not happy. That we don't like what's going on, right? You've seen the clip. Now enter your riff. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Hang out with my piranha plant over here. You can take the little piranha plant out, too, and you can just have it be a little... Have we already talked about the Avengers Doomsday thing? What are your feelings on that? Hold on, I'm still... Oh, you're still writing? Write the fuck up. I'm trying. This one's hard. Here, let me... Let me see what's going on in the chat while you're doing that. People keep writing Kingpin. When I say Kingpin, I always think of the character. When I see people, when I see Kingpin written, all I can think of is the movie Kingpin starring Bill Murray and Woody Harrelson. That would be a fun reveal is if they had a Spider-Man movie like the Kingpin will see you now and then Woody Harrelson comes out. We should help him. We've got to let Reggie know that we're not happy. That we don't like what's going on, right? But how we do it without getting tariffed anymore? Yeah, Reggie's our friend. We should help him. We've got to let Reggie know that we're not happy. That we don't like what's going on, right? Randy Newman voice. Gonna give Reggie an intervention. Cause he's on drugs that we won't mention. Gonna give Reggie an intervention. We should help him. We've got to let Reggie know that we're not happy. That we don't like what's going on, right? Yes, I failed my Toy Story audition. Why do you ask? Yeah, Reggie's our friend. We should help him. We've got to let Reggie know that we're not happy. That we don't like what's going on, right? Sounds like Reggie needs to get his hose under control. That's clever. Reggie's our friend. We should help him. We've got to let Reggie know that we're not happy. That we don't like what's going on, right? Werner Herzog was a weird choice to direct Toy Story Five. Yeah, Reggie's our friend. We should help him. We've got to let Reggie know that we're not happy. That we don't like what's going on, right? Where is this chessboard from that it fucking sounds like it came here on Ellis Island or something? I don't know. Please don't tell the Trump administration that I am an immigrant. They will take me away. I'm doing the hose one. I'm doing the Randy Newman one. It is weird that like, because like Kingpin's like the main villain of Venture the Spider-Verse. I guess animated, it doesn't matter. Well, that's a Sony thing. That's a Sony movie. But Marvel does have the right to use all the Spider-Man characters as long as it stays animated because they made that new Spider-Man cartoon that was on Disney+, which I watched an episode or two of. It's fine. Not the best fireman cartoon ever, but certainly not the worst. It is a show. It's better than that fucking what-if cartoon that went off the goddamn rails so fast. I never watched anything past season one. That last season, like, it gets weird. Nice. Nice. No votes again? I'm really off tonight. I'm sorry, guys. I'm sorry. This was all your idea, Chris. I know. Wait a minute, Obi-Wan. This was all your idea. Okay, Rippers. It's the final round. Now this is getting out of hand. Now there are two... Oh, I love this short. this doesn't get any votes I hate all of you no Bazaar had told me. Good one, Matt. Thank you. Bam, bam. Lisa Jeff, like a six-piece chicken McNobody. That's one of my favorite lines from Space Ghost Coast to Coast. When Birdman takes over the show, he's like, It's like, you should be dead, and you should be hunting for scraps, you six-piece chicken McNobody. I don't know what just reminded me of this. Oh, the six-piece chicken thing. Yeah, they're opening a Chick-fil-A in Forest Hills. Oh. Like, soon. Are they still, like, are we supposed to still not code? Well, they're so fucking expensive, you don't have to worry about that too much. They're fine chicken sandwiches, but they're just way too expensive, and all their other problems. As a subhuman cog who only exists to be exploited for profit. The trombone's a nice touch there. Great use of sound effect. Trying to see yourself as your employer saw you. Naked. Trying to see yourself as your employer saw you. I make a nickel, they make a dime. That's why I pooped on company time. Yeah. Classic. That's why I jerk off in the bathroom on company time. Imagine Chris doing a riff. Oh. Okay, we all had a good laugh. I think you just got bullied via riff, Chris. I think I did. It's the first. I've got to go with the sad trombone one for first. That one is pretty good. And then I'm going to do Naked Second. I'll do that one. What did you think I would do at this moment if I could take back twenty years? He's got a cake knife, says Chick-fil-A. They're still assholes. Oh, good to know. You won't be going there. I'm a big fan of the Popeye's chicken sandwich, except that it just keeps on giving me diarrhea. You know, there's worse things in life. I ate a Popeyes a couple weeks ago, and I think my intestinal distress from that was worse than the colonoscopy prep. I'm not even joking. It's probably my fault for eating a large mashed potato in the same sitting. Nice, Matt. Yeah. If this one got any votes, so help me God. Jackie! I thought we were friends! I think it means it's a good thing that you wrote on Movies are Dumb Yeti. Yeah, because you got some good riffs in that. There are some. Yeah, that's going to be so great tomorrow. I know. I'm looking forward to watching it with all you guys. I specifically made sure during our meeting today that Chris had one particular joke he did during one of our sessions. I'm like, you have to use that one. And once we do it, I will reveal what that is. But he sings a little song. It's fun. There we go. We got that music going. But yeah, that was it. Thanks for hanging out with us tonight, everyone. I don't know why I turned into Jay Leno there. I'm like, yeah, it was a good time. You seen this? You heard about this, Kevin? Matt and Jackie say, sorry, Chris, I hit the wrong one. Yeah. Liar. A likely story. I'd love to play more. It's past my bedtime. And yes, I hope to see everyone tomorrow. Yep. Another little pre show for us at seven forty tomorrow. I'm putting that together right now. And once we're offline, dumb TV will come back up. I'm doing our our Christmas and April lineup, which means I have ran out of other configurations of episodes it takes a lot to come up with a unique lineup every single day but yeah we're going to be watching Christmas stuff so I got the Mary Jo Peel holiday ads followed by Santa Claus vs. the Devil followed by Christmas Consultant and then the movie Joe Wonder Woman so there's some good stuff there tonight if you're in the mood for a little holiday cheer in April that sounds like so much fun I think Emmy's coming back today but there's going to be a new Weird Wednesday this week new Weird Wonderful this Wednesday And we prerecorded the Yeti thing, so we already have that all set. Yeah. But head to dumb-industries.com slash Yeti. You can get... ad-free live stream and download access together if you'd like to make sure you don't have any Twitch ads. And if you'd like to just see us using Gumroad more in general, like I said, we're really looking at this as our test. So if you like this, vote with your dollar. Let us know what you think because I want to know what the process is like for you guys. It really helps us determine if it's something viable for us. Pursuing more in the future because, yeah, we would love to get away from Vimeo as much as humanly possible. Yes. they are awful just go to the vimeo subreddit if you want to see what I'm talking about it's just one it's like seven posts a day where it's just people bitching about vimeo it's it's kind of hilarious but uh but yeah so that's uh that's exciting you know and uh and everybody gets paid nice and quick from it it's good great great trivial oh are they live yes I think so I haven't tried to take my twitch revenue away from me dan wally you fuck no we should definitely we should definitely raid trivial dispute um Let's do that. And thank you so much, everyone, for hanging out tonight. Yeah, this has been so much fun. I feel like we all got to know each other pretty well here. We got to see me fully shirtless. We got to hear all of our opinions about Mickey Mouse and Looney Tunes. More importantly, we learned a lot about ourselves. But yeah, thanks for watching, everybody. Yes, you are allowed back. I didn't take it as a slam. Unless you meant it as a slam, in which case... Get out of here. Come on and slam. And welcome to the jam. There, look, I tied it all back around to Space Jam. Look, it's fair game. We're all... Come on and slam. If you want to jam. Everybody get up. It's time to slam now. Rushmore Sankey says, I'm surprised we haven't seen Matt's nipples until now. Matt, goddammit, stop it. We're going to get banned. There's so much hair covering them. How much can you really see? My chest hair distribution is very weird. Thanks for watching, everybody. Have a good night. We'll be back.

Matt & Chris fire up the proton packs once again to play some Ghostbusters games, namely the Extreme Ghostbusters game for Game Boy Color and more of the actually good Ghostbusters video game for Switch! Then the Super Dumb Bros. play a tense game of Trivia Murder Party with viewers!

Transcript: The guy everybody wants to sell. Now you see me, now you don't. You think you will? He's watching. Yes, he's watching. I suppose winning the game by hitting the mark, this game's over before it starts. Keith Jackson, tight end. Yeah, boy! Quarterbacks, that's a friend. On the field, I'm bad and bold. But the best thing about me, I got hands of gold. Reggie White, defensive end. Hit quarterbacks like a man's sin. Like a good minister, wouldn't I think? I helped him up for the sake that I bless you. Wes Hopkins, come my way. Catch the ball, you've got to pay. When you think you're in the clear, I'm the man you've got to be. Wild, wild wits. Dirty water's so sick, you see. I'm just as nice as it want to be. Two hundred pounds of steel and bone. My advice is to leave. Craig, Gary, the trash man. I make a play when nobody else can. When they say it's an impossible catch, that's when my body starts to change. When they're young and they call me the ruler, I'm the one that's cool and good. Hit them high, hit them low. Good God, everybody's got to get the ball going. But he's watching you. He's watching. Yes, he's watching. He's watching you. I'll do anything to please the buddy you man. My number one job is specialty. I make my living busting spleen. Yeah, boy! Ah! I've done it! One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. baby baby I'll get down on my knees for you Yeah, I'm a freak. I've been a freak since the seventh grade. All my friends are freaks. My mom and dad are freaks. What are these kids talking about? I'm a Jesus freak. A Youth Matters Report, Wednesday on Fox News at Ten. Come down Wait, I'm in the way. All right, come down I'm begging you, somebody come. Come down, you gotta come down. I can't, the machine's not moving. Man, I don't know how to work the machine. See that old lady over there? She looks like, she looks like the old babysitter that you used to have. You hated that babysitter. She used to send you to bed without any dinner. Kill, kill the old lady. Take her out. Can I help? You? You are aboard the Imperial Warbird Kazan. You're here to explain this. Oh, the new Hallmark Star Trek keepsake magic ornament. Pirated from the Romulan Empire. Looks up, Commander. It lights up. Tell us what you know. Oh, well, the Romulan Warbird ornament is a gold crown stores only for a limited time. You should get yours soon. Call one eight hundred Hallmark for the store nearest you. You guys in town for a Star Trek convention? From now on, you'll be with me. Don't ever forget about your brother! Thank you. There we are. Now, whichever way you look at that, your brain will tell you that the long end is nearer to you. Now, it is nearer to you now, but now I'll put it back near my body. Now it's nearer to me, but it still looks as if it's nearer you, doesn't it? Because you're used to seeing things bigger when they are closer to you. Now, here's the spinning motor. It's simply a piece of cotton thread tied to this corner and tied to the other corner, and I've wound it around in my fingers so that when I let it go in a moment, it'll unwind, the thread will unwind, and you'll see the thing spinning. There we are. I'll hold it at the same level as your eyes, and we'll let it go. Now you know that it's turning around in circles. In fact, if you look at it from above, you can see that it's turning around in a circle. But now your brain is doing something strange. It's telling you that it's not going around in a circle, but it's oscillating. In other words, it's turning partway, stopping, and then going back the other way. Now that's a strange effect, isn't it? But if you think that's strange, wait till I add something through the middle. What am I going to add? Well, I'm going to add a ballpoint pen. And to do that, I've placed a little piece of double-sided sticky tape on the ballpoint pen. You can use ordinary sticky tape if you like. I'll place it right through the centre of the window and press it in place like that. Now this time, by fixing on the pen, you'll be able to see that the pen is going around in a circle and not going backwards and forwards. But what's your brain going to tell you about the window? Will your brain allow you to see the window going around in a circle with the pen? Or are you going to see something really strange? Well, have a look at that. That's unbelievable, isn't it? You can see the pen going around in a circle, but your brain is telling you that the window is going part way around and turning and going the other way. And yet in order to do that, the two things have to pass through one another, the pen and the window. You know it's not possible. You know it can't happen. And yet as you look at it, you see them going through one another every time they go around. an amazing illusion, the Ames Window. And I think you're going to have a lot of fun making your own. Parker Jr. Here we go with Ghostbusters. Woo! If there's something strange sleeping in your bed, let me tell you something. If there's something Let me taste Bustin' makes me feel good Bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin' Yeah yeah yeah yeah Thank you for watching! Let me tell you something. Sleeping makes me feel good. I ain't afraid of no sleep. I ain't afraid. Boston, Boston, Boston, Boston, Boston, Boston, Boston, Boston makes me feel good. Boston makes me feel good. Boston, Boston, Boston, Boston, Boston, Boston, Boston, Boston, Boston, Boston, Rusted makes me feel good. Rusted makes me feel good. Oh boy, Joe Exotic ventriloquist. There's creepy creatures going on. Now this is officially a horror movie. You know, Edgar Bergen would be a better get for this party. The early years of Wayland Flowers and Madame were not as good. This is why kids in the sixties had to do drugs. Yes. Our friend was killed yesterday, but we can sing and laugh about it now. Castro. The movie The Party had a shorter party scene. Kids are leaving this party and volunteering for Vietnam. I need a Lars von Trier movie to cleanse myself of this. I say let the monster kill them all. Yes. What's great about this movie is the consistent tone from one scene to the next. Coming soon to weird and wonderful Wednesday watch-alongs. You are cordially invited to return to a time. Are you at home? Yes. To anybody? Yes. To the tax gatherer? No. When greed was good. It was your brother's dying wish that you might do something for his children. Our father, your brother had a noble heart. Which beats no more. Evil. What do you think you're doing, eh? Was not pretty. Capturing wayward boys is something of a speciality. Take it, be thankful. And survival's thought was an adventure. This is my faithful friend and fellow traveler. His face practically erupts with drama. From Charles Dickens' thrilling classic. My name is Nicholas Nickleby. I am his uncle and even I can see that he is no good. Jamie Bell, Jim Broadbent, Tom Courtney, Alan Cumming, Dame Edna Everidge, Edward Fox, Ramallah Garai, Anne Hathaway, Charlie Hunnam, Nathan Lane, Christopher Plummer, Timothy Spall, Juliet Stevenson. Bravo! Streaming in the extreme. United Artists presents Nicholas Nickleby. This is a family drama. Those are always popular. Tremendous, positively tremendous. Alright, yeah, we're gonna watch a pig hollering video. It's a four minute long video of a pig hollering contest. Oh, it's Peter Griffin. Oh, he's with the police siren. What? So who votes? Are there judges? Thank you. The pigs. Like a panel of pigs. Like a panel of pigs. Thank you for watching. Sorry, I misspelled some success. It's almost better that way. Yeah, seriously. I love that drawing. That is an excellent drawing. Okay, the blue shirt, that's my rendering of a beach. I love it. I want to be there. Oh, and that should get this baby out of me. I'm sure the point of this is not for me to clarify. Perfect! This is why I hate games. I love it better that way, Mary Jo. No, seriously. Get this baby out of me. Thank you. Bye. I don't know what just happened. That was weird. I don't know what just happened. That was insane. Did you change the scene? Yeah, I changed the scene, but it somehow, for some reason, took us off. Entirely. Anyway, hey everybody. Hey everyone, how's it going? Welcome. The first one of you that comments wouldn't be a dumb industry stream without a tech issue. I'm going to show up at your homes like the end of Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back. It's already happened. Did you comment on so and such forum that Jay and Silent Bob are fucking clown shoes? Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no, we wouldn't. It's, uh, but, uh, but yeah. Hi, everybody. It's Monday. Hey, everyone. It's Monday. Welcome to Super Dumb Brothers, our retro gaming livestream. We all made it. We survived. It's feeling like I'm kind of in, like, a, I don't know, it's just, like, I feel like, I feel like a little glummier than normal Mondays. It's been, like, decent weather outside, but I'm just feeling very, it's a very gothy kind of Monday. It's been, like, about to storm, but not quite outside all day, and, like... Yeah, it was like eighty degrees on Saturday and then suddenly became like forty five degrees. It was weird. Saturday was so nice, but I didn't go anywhere specifically because I knew that just like every idiot and their brother would be out on the first nice day. And I was just like picturing how awful like Prospect Park was going to be. And yeah. Oh, yes. That's where I was. I was at Prospect Park. Oh, you were at Prospect Park. How was it? It was great until it suddenly felt like it was going to start pouring and we had to leave because it's like you ever feel like temperature just drop like ten degrees like instantly. It's kind of scary. But, you know, my brother lives right across the street from the park, so we just ran over to his place. Yeah. what's the weirdest is like when you feel that weird pressure drop where it's like I can I've never like been in a tornado though but I've been in enough tornado warnings to know that like weird kind of like change in the air pressure and sort of like where it feels cool and warm at the same time kind of to be like something bad's about to yeah and it's like it's that kind of It's that kind of vibe. Has anybody here ever been in a tornado? Sound off if you've ever been. Yeah, let us know. If you've ever had a personal run-in with a tornado. That always fascinates me. I love shows about tornado hunting and those idiots with a truck who just get way too close. Um, oh yeah, definitely. And thank you. Well, thank you everyone for being with us tonight. I see, uh, so many of you in the chat. Yes. Yes. Thank you everybody for being here. This stream could be haunted. That's good. That could be what happened. Cause we're playing Ghostbusters games tonight. What if there's a phantom of the live streams? What if Steve that we fired has been showing up silently? I think you just wrote our next Witching Hour episode. Matt, I think you've just come up with our new long-running narrative for the show. It's haunted. That Steve has been Phantom of the Opera-ing all of our live streams, and that's why we have issues, and he's just been behind the scenes pulling the strings. Penguins, nine-one-ninety-two, tornado went through our backyard, lost roofs on a couple buildings nearby. Oh, my God. I hope you're okay. Was that recently? Oh, my God. That's terrifying. That is so scary to me. Luna Macaroon had been stuck in Iowa my whole life, but surprisingly, I've never seen a tornado in person. That was, like, such a fear of mine growing up that those would happen, because especially the years that we spent in Michigan where it was so flat and everything. Because, yeah, the one good thing about the Carolinas and how hilly they are is they don't lend themselves well to those. Rushmore Yankee says, I dated someone who had their house fall in on them during a tornado. Oh, my God. Oh, wow. God. Library ability. One popped up. Make the lead. Wow. A little damage. Razor's Edge. I saw a twister in the theater. Does that count? Yes. Yes. I love the ending of Twister where they protect themselves from an entire tornado by tying themselves with belts to one pipe in the ground. That's such a great ending. Yeah, Twister's a great movie because it's one of those two-word pitches in a movie. It's like Bill Paxton, tornadoes. That's three words. What if Alien or Predator but with tornadoes and Bill Paxton? Yes. Twister or Twisters. I haven't seen Twisters yet. I feel like all the best nineties movies have a weird scene like that where they're mostly good. Like, like Twister is mostly a pretty decent movie, but then there's that scene where they tie themselves to the belts that just kind of just takes it over the edge a little bit. And another movie like that I always think of is Speed with Keanu Reeves. There's that scene where that bus just jumps that bridge and And it flies up in the air. It flies up in the air and it doesn't go off any kind of ramps or anything. It's so great, though. I love that movie a lot. Flying cows. Yeah, Commando Crow. There were flying cows. I believe Jamie Girtz says, we've got cows. I got to call you back. We've got cows. I remember that being a thing that kids in my school talked about like, yeah, and then you're in the theater and the cow just flies by and it's, it's like the, like the tornadoes in the theater with you. And when I tell people stories like that, now it makes me feel like I'm one of those people back in the twenties who saw like a movie with a train coming toward the screen, you know? And everybody was like, Oh, gb and he says my favorite part of twister was the evil meteorologist led by carrie ells by the way yeah the evil the evil ones who rely on technology more than good old-fashioned uh just getting real close to one with a truck they stole bill paxton's idea it was it's unbelievable philip seymour hoffman's also in that movie yeah one of his earliest roles I believe uh he's kind of annoying though it's like before it was like before like boogie nights where you're like oh my god this guy's like an amazing actor boogie nights is before twister no it's after really when did boogie nights come out I want to say like ninety seven ninety eight maybe it was after then I always thought I always think that that's boogie nights ninety seven twister ninety five okay ninety six sorry okay it was a year before I don't know why Boogie Nights always gives off more early nineties vibes to me, but, um, I guess it's kind of timeless in that way where it's, you know, it kind of, it's a movie about the seventies. So it's not like, you know, and it crosses into the eighties. So yeah. Because so many other things about the nineties, you can really identify the difference between the early nineties and then like the mid late nineties. Like for people who talk about like the grunge aesthetic being like what they think of for the nineties, that was such a short period of the nineties. When I think back on it, because like, because like ninety, ninety one, even ninety two are still kind of like the eighties a little bit. And then you have like that alternative period where it's like, I don't know, like Warren's cherry pie came out in nineteen ninety one or like nineteen ninety. oh yeah there was a little crossover there yeah like in depeche mode like uh was still putting out albums then and like yeah you had like the very death throes of like hair metal and that kind of stuff and then like the grunge periods kind of like you know like the like smells like teen spirits like ninety two ninety three to like I don't know ninety six and then like ninety seven through two thousand or like that weird matrix boy band kind of aesthetic I always think of more yeah uh anyway anyway these are my theories on on the evolution of style throughout the decades this is here to play this is now a ted talk games speaking of things that came about in the the two thousands uh I have a game queued up that we didn't get to last time I have the extreme ghostbusters video game speaking of things that are peak nineties aesthetics see I worked this all around to what it uh what the theme actually was all right so we're we're gonna do some extreme ghostbusters right now this was of course based off of the cartoon that came out in like nineteen ninety eight I want to say ninety nine and it's like a sequel to real ghostbusters and it's about hip new ghostbusters led by egon and egon's got a ponytail I see can you lower the volume a little bit yeah Sounds like a Nine Inch Nails song is playing. It really does. So we're going to do some of this, and then I'm going to play some more of the Ghostbusters remaster video game. The good game. Yeah, the good one that we started last week this morning. An antique dealer on Eleventh Avenue saw its... I can't even fucking read this, and I don't even really care. A short while later, a city block was assaulted by a horde of devastating phantoms. The disappearance of Garrett and Roland is certainly connected. Okay, so we have to save Garrett and Roland. Roland was the black Ghostbuster made for this, and then Roland was the Ghostbuster in a wheelchair. Which I'm all for diversity and everything, but when you have a team where it's so clearly they're trying to fill a certain quotient for every character, it just feels very... Because there was a wheelchair Ghostbuster, there was a black Ghostbuster, there was a goth girl Ghostbuster, and there was a Latino Ghostbuster. It felt like they were like, we need one of everybody exactly in this. Crankor asks, what's the group game tonight? We're going to play some Trivia Murder Party, the Jackbox game. Yeah, the Saw game. Oh, we should also say we're going to be doing our live shout-outs like we always do. Oh, yes. Also, yeah. If you'd also like to watch tonight's program completely ad-free, you can do so for free over at dumb-industries.com slash superdumbos. And as Matt said, head to dumb-industries.com slash donate and Donations of any dollar amount will get you a live shout-out. We've got our first one already, Matt. Nice. What have we got? This one from our good friend Punk Nerd. Punk Nerd, thank you. Thank you, Punk Nerd. You rock. And this is the other thing about shout-outs. You can request we do an impression. You can let us go wild. You can ask us a question. Whatever you want to do. So Punk Nurse says, David Lynch and Paul Stanley singing the Ghostbusters theme. Love you, my dude. Sorry, half-baked tonight. Hey, me too. It's all good. Get fully baked, because we're about to sing some Ghostbusters. Uh, okay, so yeah, so I guess I'm gonna be Paul Stanley, so. People! How you doing, people? Well, I got a feeling. Well, I got a feeling that if you have a ghost in your house, if there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Ghostbusters! And if there's something weird and it don't look good, who are you going to call? Ghostbusters! Yeah! I ain't afraid of no ghost. I ain't afraid of no ghost. Busting makes me feel good. Busting makes me feel good. I ain't afraid of no ghost. I'm afraid of no sleep! I'm afraid of no bed! Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters! I gotta say, I've only seen, what, two minutes of this game? It's quite extreme. It's so extreme, like, I don't even know what the hell I'm doing here. It's, uh, like, do you just drive around in a circle? Like, what the... Like, I thought I'd get to be one of the Ghostbusters. I don't understand what's happening. This is for Game Boy Advance? This is a Game Boy... Well, I think it's a Game Boy Color game, maybe. It's late-nineties still. No, it's gotta be Advance. Really? Because I thought the... When did the Game Boy Advance come out? Like, two thousand, two thousand one? And this is more like the late-nineties kind of thing. Extreme Ghostbusters, I thought. Right. It's Game Boy Color. But there also was a Game Boy Advance Extreme Ghostbusters game called Code Ecto-One. I'm impressed by the graphics on this. If this is Game Boy Color, it's not bad. Yeah. Game Boy Color is one that I... Oh, did I do something? This is like the original... Oh, I did a thing. This is like the original Grand Theft Auto, basically. Well, not anymore, but... Oh, I get to be Kylie, the goth Ghostbuster. I have action figures of all of these somewhere in my parents' house. I had, like, all the extreme Ghostbusters. I had Egon, I had Roland, I had... So kids are still into, like, Ghostbusters in the nineties. Well, yeah, like when that was coming out. I think, like, yeah, there was just a lot of excitement for anything Ghostbusters at that point. My niece, when she was, like, two or three, she saw the Ghostbusters movie and was, like, obsessed with Ghostbusters. Oh, yeah. She got it. Dylan, too. Well, I think it's like we kind of came from that generation where it was like, you know, like the real Ghostbusters were very easy to get on tape or to watch in syndication. So when they started making the new cartoons, it was it was like an exciting kind of follow up. And we had the original Ghostbusters taped off of the ABC Disney Saturday night movie or whatever, which is basically the same as the release one. It just doesn't have the scene where Dan Aykroyd gets a blowjob by a ghost, which I think that's maybe better. I still don't understand why the movie comes to a screeching halt for that to happen. It adds nothing. And it's during a montage. They're showing the Ghostbusters are becoming serious business in New York City. They're doing all these things. It's the only time I think a censored version of a movie is better. And then it cuts to Dan Aykroyd getting a blowjob from a ghost. It sounds abrupt, but that's exactly what happens. That's exactly what happens. That's why it's so silly to me when people treat the newer Ghostbusters movies like it's some serious Steven Spielberg type thing. I'm like, it's a movie where a man gets a blowjob from a ghost. I don't understand. yeah I I think it was I mean the story was is from a scene where they spend a night at like a haunted house oh yeah it was from like a bunch of cut footage they had but like why use it like just because because they had it I guess they went through six hours trying to get dan ackroyd's pants unzipped without it looking like you know anyone was doing it like we have to use this footage or dan ackroyd's gonna be so pissed he showed his underwear for nothing dan akroyd had a lot of weird things that he wanted in films that people told him no on all the time yeah the original ghostbuster script was apparently like insane the original blues brothers script was apparently it was apparently like a like a three or four hour movie in its original cut because dan akroyd wanted to tell the story of like every single person in the band from like yeah he's insane he's he's a crazy person he uh when left to his own devices without being checked he made uh nothing but trouble like the weirdest movie I think I've ever seen I mean did he also write blues brothers two thousand he must have he had some significant stake he wrote it with john landis I don't think I've ever seen that like I just I've heard nothing good about it ever I need to watch the Blues Brothers again at some point. That's one of those movies that I don't think I've ever sat down and consciously watched from beginning to end. It was always on. I know it was on as a kid. It was just like it was on all the time. So if you make up all the like chunks that I've seen over the years, I've probably seen it in its entirety. But. yeah like anytime I went to like one of my parents parties it was like there was a room with these brothers it's like it's either blues brothers or star wars and like that's how we watch those yeah like uh the green mile was a movie that was that way for me for a while because it's like long as crap and it was just there was a period in the nineties when it was just on like tnn or whatever like every other day Or TNT or whatever. We've got pop. Yeah, we gotta find that commercial still. Are you gonna make me drive the friggin' car again? It makes you race to the place where the ghost is and it's so realistic. This reminds me a lot of, uh, we're going to play at some point in the future. We still haven't figured out when, uh, we want to do like a Tony Hawk pro skater night. And I was telling Chris about like the, the game boy advanced versions of that, where it just, it's like, it's not even anywhere close to the same game as the console version. we'll uh yeah because there's a new there's tony hawk pro skater three and four remaster coming out soon so we'll definitely do a tony hawk night I love those games but it was so funny that period when they were like you know there'd be like a big game that came out and and there's some games where like the game boy version is basically the same as like the release it's just a little you know watered down like a uh like all the donkey kong country game boy ports are on the switch online and oh yeah and they're they're pretty close to the release version so there's you know definitely some games we can get away with that but yeah like tony hawk that's it's nowhere near what the game boy color is capable of you know yeah driving the Ecto. Are you supposed to feel excited that you're driving the real Ecto-One? Wow, I feel like a real Ghostbuster. Yeah, hell yeah. It is exciting. It's kind of bullshit that it makes you go all the way back, though. Oh, yeah. Who's excited for Matt TV tomorrow? Oh, yeah. Don't forget everyone. Matt TV. Everyone's favorite eighties BJ. Head to dumb-industries.com slash Matt TV. You can register. It's a totally free thing we're doing on our website tomorrow night, eight p.m. Eastern. Totally free. I'm probably going to do what I've done in the past, where I'll have just a couple longer blocks, and then in between I'll pop up for a second, I'll take a couple requests, and then play a couple more pre-made blocks. Library Ability wants her matte TV. Yeah. I want my Matt TV. Yeah. Uh, we'll be taking, uh, donations and stuff during that too, but I don't want any of the, uh, I'm not going to do like, uh, requests for donation, you know, kind of thing. Just request whatever in the chat, because I, at the end of the day, as the DJ, uh, my only requirement is that, uh, the music, uh, that we put on that you're able to either shake your head or ask to it. So, uh, So I reserved the final right to... Hey, Volcane and Tinger. I know she told us how to say it last week, but I forgot. Thanks for joining us. Oh. Matt, a lot of people looking forward to Matt TV, Alchemox. Nice. I like I like getting to play uh like a dj bj kind of role I often say that I feel like I was born in the wrong era and had I been uh this age in like the the mid to late eighties I would be a weird radio dj for like a a smaller market somewhere Matt, where can people send their requests tomorrow? Well, I mean, we'll be doing them in the chat that night, too. But I guess if you want to get them to me early, you can always find me on Discord or email me. There you go. And maybe I can work those into some of my longer ones. And everyone join the Dumb Industries Discord server. Dumb-Industries.com slash Discord. then while he says matt refuses payola unlike dick clark yeah dick clark except like bribes to I don't know if he ever did but that was definitely a scandal at one point like there was a big radio dj whose whole career was ruined by that essentially but I mean isn't that like kind of happened in every industry oh there used to be more standards that was like a do you know anything about like the quiz show scandal yeah in the Can you get a little closer to your mic? Yeah. Sorry. Uh, yeah, I saw the movie quiz show. Oh yeah. I saw that in the theater. Luna Macaron says the show will be a good accompaniment to working on my burlesque costume for this coming weekend. Oh, that's awesome. Nice. Oh, Dan Wally says Dick Clark was busted for it and ratted out tons of other DJs to not be prosecuted. So can they do that to, like, the friggin' Trump administration then? Come on. I wish. Come on. Ugh. You ready to do a little your Ghostbuster? Yes. Let's do that. All right. I might have to run to the for some reason my blood sugar feels like it's being kind of funky. I might whip myself up something real fast if that's cool. Go grab some sugar. Yeah. Hang on. Code red. Grab a code red. Code red. Code red. Code red. All right. Well, Matt's doing that. Let's do one of these things. One of these things. There's my switch. Okay. So when we left off, I was still in the hotel from the first movie. And this water main just broke up. It's just running down the hall and all of a sudden we got water. And there's very little light. Better use my PKE meter. I'm scared. I know someone last week mentioned possibly playing Ghostbusters Spirits Unleashed. And that game does look really fun. I just didn't want to buy a game just for tonight. But if you guys... If a bunch of you have it, or at least a few of you, let us know in the chat. Maybe we'll pick that up and we can do that for future co-op games. I don't know where I'm supposed to be going. Probably shouldn't shoot streams right into the water. Get this over here. If folks didn't see the announcement in the newsletter yesterday, the Mads are back on April fifteenth. Oh, there we go. April fifteenth, of course. We just announced who our Q&A guest is. And if you've seen it, you know it's pretty damn exciting. From the kids in the hall, everyone. Kevin McDonald is going to be our Q&A guest. Now, this is exciting for obvious reasons, but even more so for... It just adds to my... The multiple times my birthday... Because my birthday is April, the night of the next Mad Show. My birthday is linked to the kids in the hall and has been linked to the kids in the hall multiple times throughout my life. The first thing I remember is just seeing Brain Candy on my birthday when I turned thirteen. Yeah. I was about to say, I'm going to have to tell Kevin McDonald when I come across him here in a week or so how much I love the scene where he comes back and he tells his son that he's like... He cleaned the gun. And he pets him like a cat. I know, it's so great. And he's playing his own dad, too. Yeah. about the gun did you clean the gun he's just like in his suitcase falls open that's great uh so yeah that happened on my birthday then um about ten years ago my brother got me tickets to see the kids in the hall at town hall on my birthday And then, like, two years ago, my wife got me a cameo from Dave Foley on my birthday. Nice. And now I will be hosting an interview with Kevin McDonald on my birthday. Bruce McCullough's doing something in the city sometimes. I saw that at the Bell House, yeah. We should go to that. Yeah, if you feel like it. I love all those guys there. So good. Bruce McCullough, I just felt like I just love. I think it's like mainly brain candy that I like about them. I love cancer boy who's. Did you see the doctor in me? Did you see? I don't know exactly what I'm even looking for. What's this? What's the chat saying, Matt? I'm sorry. I was... Normally, I'm able to wait until after I get off. Oh, I didn't realize you were here. My stomach was, like, turning. Oh, right. Oaken Indian Grill says, I used to watch that show on Comedy Central. Oh, yes. That's all that Comedy Central used to show, was just reruns of The Kids in the Hall. I remember in college, yeah, like, Brain Candy is one of those movies that would be on all the time at, like, two in the afternoon. It was always like that. And then, like, there was, like, a weird, like, nineties comedy movie with Paul Rudd that was just always on. And I want to say, like, maybe, like, Reese Witherspoon was in it, too, or something. I can't think. There was, like, a bunch of weird movies that I, like, only saw because they just happened to be on at, like, three in the afternoon when I was in college between classes. And we also talked to Paul Myers, who did a bunch of Kids in the Hall stuff for a thing we did. I talked to Paul Myers yesterday. He was very excited to see Kevin MacDonald. It was going to be on the show. And Paul Myers has a book about John Candy coming out very soon in the fall. So who knows? We might see Paul Myers on some dumb stuff. I have no idea what I'm supposed to be doing here. My sister's already read that book because she's a librarian and she got one of the early e-copies that they do. Oh, really? Because that was the thing. Paul emailed me. I thought I'm on a bunch of like publicist email lists people that just send me like you know books to read and stuff and I could have sworn I received a copy of the john gandy book and obviously I haven't read it yet but I when I emailed them I was just like hey how's it going I got your candy book uh I haven't had a chance to read it, but I can't wait to check it out. And he was like, he wrote back. He's like, wait, how'd you get my book? How'd you get the book? He's like, I don't remember giving your info to the publisher. And I look back and I could not find any trace of this thing. But I do. I mean, it's like, I get, I get a lot of things from publicists and, and, and galleys like a lot from like authors and stuff. that I just in my head I was like nope uh yep I have that already Paul I'm gonna read it just haven't it's a good thing I wasn't like I read it and I loved it you did like the modern day equivalent of when you tell like a comedian good set but you weren't even in the room for it good set um actually I just ate shit if you were in the room and not smoking outside with your little crew you would know that uh but the book comes out in the fall and that's gonna be uh I can't wait to read that because I love John Candy Yeah, because my sister got the e-copy of it. She was talking about how she got it because my dad who like never reads anything. If you go on my dad's Facebook under the books he's interested in, he has the Bible listed twice. He's serious. That's his. Like he's never been just like a big reader. And he was like, my sister was telling him about the John Candy book. And he was like, that sounds like something I might be interested in. And so she went, she got it for him. And then later, like I found him like, oh, Paul wrote that. Like, I'm like, yeah, we know him. Yeah. Yeah. So if your sister had said, I got a copy of the book, just haven't checked it out yet. She'd be telling the truth, but she would also be like, you know, she'd have a good answer. I just misremembered. I was just like, uh, I think it's like one of those things where she has access to one of those portals or because there's like, you know, there's like early versions that they publish before, like, you know, they do like the final, like, you know, spell checking and everything, whatever those are like the early reader version. copies or whatever I have a few of those I briefly temps for Barnes & Noble corporate in the city and they have just like a ton of those laying around their break room they're just like you want to take one of these I'm like sure so I have all these like random murder mysteries full of typos probably Can I just blast through this stuff? Razor's Edge says, lol, he has the Bible listed twice. Dad's a good guy, but he's just, like, he's never been terribly imaginative. He loves, like, cars and basketball. He does have, like, this weird preternatural ability to be, like, if you show him a picture of, like, any car from any era, he can tell you, like, what make and model and year it's from. Oh, that's cool. I keep trying to tell him that he needs to start, like, a YouTube channel or something, but... Matt, what would you do in this scenario? I don't know what I'm supposed to be doing here. What would you do if your son was at home? The PKE meter is going crazy, right? I obviously have to get across this, but I can't. Break on through to the other side. So you can't just jump up over that? Is there a jump? There isn't you because it seems like you should be able to like climb over that right Cover trap poking in and grill says your dad sounds awesome Matt. My dad is awesome He loves YouTube channel, there's like there's a handful of YouTube channel He follows were like guys just go and they find like a beat-up, you know Like station wagon or like an old Ford like, you know Taurus and then they like fix it up and I He was literally watching those while, like, his whole thing is he's just, like, sucked into his iPad now, and he always has his headphones on, and he doesn't listen to anything, like my mom tells him, because he just has his headphones on and is, like, watching his iPad. But, uh, when I was home last time, we had on, like, aliens on the TV, and it's like, you know, we're watching aliens on a giant TV in their living room, one of the best science fiction films ever put to celluloid. a scene of a woman in a mechanical, you know, lifter suit fighting an alien queen and he is just sucked into his YouTube shows about... about fixing up station wagons and... He did try to bond with me when I was younger over like more kind of nerdy stuff. But every time he tried to bond with me, it was almost like the worst movie he would take me to. Like here's a collection of films my father's tried to take me to to bond with me over my interests. Spider-Man three, X-Men three, The Last Stand, Star Trek Nemesis. what's wrong with that I mean the movies might not be good but it's just like it's just like all the worst ones to like pick to go like it's like he never like happened to be the person to take me when it was like anything good like a good one yeah like like mom like took me to go see like batman begins you know and like uh yeah sometimes you just have bad luck yeah star trek nemesis that was one of those movies that we left and it's like I was just talking and you know dad I'm like I'm like I don't even know why I like this either like after watching that like that's the one with tom hardy and uh let's see tom hardy plays shinzon the clone of picard and he's openly admitted that he was like on crack while they made that movie basically oh my god really which explains a lot about his performance I feel so much better good we don't want you to die it normally like it's fine like it's you know like I can usually wait till later to to eat but I think I just like I've been caffeinating way too much for like as empty as my stomach was and I just started feeling feeling funky did you get a code red I didn't get a code red but I do have one of my my mexican cokes over here so I can because I'm trying to enjoy those as much as I can before April fifth, when everything that's not explicitly made in this country becomes nine hundred thousand times more expensive. Ah, what a world. What a great time to be alive. As I've said in the past, it's the best time in human history to be alive, and it's still horrible. What a great takeaway. Wise Twin Sailor says, you didn't like B-Four in Star Trek Nemesis? Who's B-Four? There's another Data brother that's discovered in that movie, because Data has an evil android brother named Lore, but then he has another android brother that's discovered in Star Trek Nemesis named B-Four. Is it still played by Brent? It is also played by Brent Spiner, yeah. His whole thing is that he was a prototype, so he's Data, but stupid, basically. That is great. Yeah, it's Star Trek Nemesis. I think as much as I've not been the biggest fan of newer Star Trek, I think Star Trek Nemesis is probably the absolute lowest point. Really? It's maybe the worst piece of Star Trek that's ever been created. It's just so dark and dour and there's like a weird kind of like rape scene almost in the middle of it. That's just like horrible and And that's, like, the send-off to that. That was the final thing for Star Trek The Next Generation for, like, a solid fifteen years until they made... That's the thing, is that, like, I don't know, like, Star Trek Picard Season Three wasn't, like, perfect. There's a lot of issues with it still, but it at least felt like it was a nice send-off. It's like all those trilogies in the eighties, you know, where it's like, you know, Last Crusade's not a perfect film, Return of the Jedi's not a perfect film, but they'd at least be, like, good send-offs, you know? Like, it's... and it at least feels better than yeah because because yeah like shinzon dies in a in a gross creepy way at the end spoilers and then like you know data also blows up trying to save the ship and everybody kind of goes off and does their own thing and you're like The only other Star Trek that was coming out at that time was Enterprise, starring Scott Bakula, a show I've recently began rewatching. And again, I don't understand quite why I'm doing it. Brian from Canada says, Star Trek V ran out of money. The original plot was decent. Star Trek V is also not a good movie, but it's like at least kind of fun bad. That was the one we were talking about the other week where they fight God. Got a fisherman ghost here. So I guess within the Ghostbusters universe, when you die, you become a Jim Henson-like puppet that you can see through. Yeah, like, it's... They need a Ghostbusters movie. If you're gonna make more Ghostbusters movies, they need one where they really explain how the afterlife works in these films. Like, how do these ghosts come about? Like, is there a hell in the world of the Ghostbusters? Is there, you know... nice going you might really be the right person because yeah a lot basically if you're a bad person when you die you become like an evil version of the thing you were in life dressed exactly as your profession or what yeah because there was like the ghosts and ghostbusters too or they were the you know in the electric chairs and right the scolari brothers like is that how they just have to spend forever just looking like that and Oh my god, the Scolari brothers. And then if you're in a ghost trap, what's that like? Could they trap Egon's ghost from those new movies in one of those ghost traps? What would it be like? I tried them for murder. Gave him the chair. I've seen Ghostbusters too. A lot. Ghostbusters two it's people crap on it a lot it's it does have problems I like the beginning of it where it goes over what they're doing now the first fifteen to twenty minutes I think are wonderful yeah yeah great first act then like Peter Venkman's like stupid show that he's doing and the other two are doing like birthday parties and Egon has his like weird experiments with that kid I know But then, yeah, and then, like, the Ghostbusters get back together, and for whatever reason, it's just like the same movie again as the first one, but... And I've never got why they made the logo, the Ghostbusters II logo, in the movie. I know, we were talking about that last week. It's... It's kind of bad. Oh my god. They should have carried that over for the new Ghostbusters movie, like in the Frozen Empire. They all just have the Frozen Ghostbuster on their outfits. Why do you all have that? Because we're in Ghostbusters Frozen Empire. I've said it before, and I've said it again. Don't make more Ghostbusters movies. Just do an X-Men, another season of real Ghostbusters. Oh, they should totally do that. You'll save more money, and it'll probably be better quality. That's it. It's losing strength. Keep tearing it down. and sony is pretty on their animation game in general I know those spider verse movies are so damn good I don't understand how the disparity between like because like yeah their animations like those spider verse movies um did they have anything to do with that new teenage mutant ninja turtles movie the animated one they didn't but I think that was what they were going for um I mean, but they've done other, like, big, cool stuff. But then, like, yeah, their physical movies are, like, that Kraven movie. Did you ever see that? Wait, say that again? The Kraven movie? I haven't watched it yet. It's on Netflix. Should I? I mean, I'm fascinated by Madame Web and how awful that was. Those Sony Spider-Verse movies are kind of like, once you get over the audacity of them deciding to do it and how much it shits all over the Spider-Man legacy, they're all so bafflingly weird and bad that they're kind of fun to watch for different reasons. I don't know if Sony's decided if they're going to make more of those yet or not. No, I think they've already said after the Venom one, they were like, that's it. We're not doing this anymore. Because they were trying to build, I think, towards another attempt at that Sinister Six movie. They wanted to put out enough of those standalones without the villains. Yeah, but without Spider-Man. It doesn't make any sense. Yeah. But they introduced Null, the Symbiote King, in The Last Venom. Like, you've got to have some plan for that, but... I do like that we're out of place with animation, though, where you can make stuff like those Spider-Verse movies or the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movie where they... They feel very cinematic while still being animated. I think once the MCU burns out, they should just reboot and give Marvel to Pixar. Do all animation, yeah. Do a Pixar Fantastic Four that just looks exactly like Jack Kirby Fantastic Four. That's what I remember saying after seeing Into the Spider-Verse. I was like, they should just do that. That's the best way to adapt a comic book. You know, do like an uncanny X-Men movie where it looks like, you know, the Chris Claremont comics and everybody's costumes are accurate to like the era that it came out in. And also when you're doing voices like that, it's much easier to replace them than when they're physical people who age on screen. I have a lot of thoughts for these companies that if they've just listened to me that I could save all these companies. Like, I keep saying that, like, Disney should stop doing the live-action cartoon remakes they do because even the best of those is still just, like, why did they bother? And instead just start, like, redoing the graphics on those older Pixar movies. Like, just release Toy Story again, but with, like, updated graphics, like, would they remake a video game, you know, or something? Yeah, I'd love to see that. Cause Toy Story four, as much as it's, you know, not the best of those movies, like it is impressive what they can do with CGI now, or you can see like the dust particles like floating through sunbeams and stuff like that. And if they put that level of attention into Toy Story one again, like, you know, don't change anything about the movie, you know, blocking or editing or sound wise, just update the textures and make the dog look not so weird, you know? The people in general in those first couple toy stories look kind of rough. The toys look fine because they're toys, but they really don't dwell on people's faces in those first couple for good reason. No. You know what's good is the Jungle Book one. That's like the only good one. I watched Mufasa. I always forget about that one. I need to check that out. And then I think, didn't he do the Lion King? Jon Favreau? It's like awful. I watched Mufasa, the prequel that just came out. And that is just kind of, you know, it's like the same exact story. Yeah. I miss that weird era when Disney was doing, like, sequels to their classic movies, you know? Remember that? Oh, yeah. They're just like, we're doing Cinderella II now for some fucking reason, and it's straight to DVD. Those Cinderella sequels go off the rails. Like, I think time travel is a big component in one of them. It doesn't surprise me. Like somebody time travels and stops Cinderella from becoming like the queen or something. That's really me not liking it. They did a Lion King too, of course. That movie's great. Is that like Simba's pride or something? It's like, it's like the son of Simba and like the daughter of Scar, like fall in love or something. Now they have a Romeo and Juliet-esque thing. I don't know how Scar had a daughter when he was eaten to death by hyenas in the first one, but you know. Maybe there's like a lion in vitro sperm bank that... Should I turn our bed music off? I think it is off. Oh, you know what I'm hearing is my stupid extreme Ghostbusters scream that's been up in the background. I'm like, what the fuck is that sound? I apologize if I've been talking kind of loud. I completely just... We'll play like ten more minutes of this and then we'll switch over to the grub game. Oh my god, it's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man! Oh my god, he's back! statue of liberty bit from two was definitely trying to be like the same vibe oh yeah stay puffed but it's not it's not as good stay puffed is like when that thing first shows up and that it's so perfect it's like the silliest thing but like the special effects are so good yeah just like god there's just so much like as a kid like that's what everyone loved was stay puffed I have a Stay Puft Marshmallow Man over here. I should have got to show up on camera. I had a glow-in-the-dark Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. My Stay Puft Bank, it's one of those horrible banks where you put coins into it and you can snap its head off to get inside it. It's not a very practical bank, but it's orange-looking. It's supposed to look like when they all hit it with the beams at the end. Yeah. I always kind of feel bad for Staypuff when they start shooting him with the beams. He looks so sad. He makes that face. He's like... I've always felt bad for him there. Like, no, don't hurt him. He's just a Marshmallow Man. I always really liked the Staypuff Marshmallow Man when I was younger. Like, the lady that appears first used to scare the crap out of me. Like, she's so creepy to a kid. Oh, Zool? Yeah. Was it Zool or... Yeah, Zool. Are you a god? No. Then die. Then die. That movie's so perfect. It really is. It's got the perfect tone in terms of humor and everything. I know. It's a classic. It never gets old either. I could watch that movie every day and still find it funny. And the ghosts all look great in it. Yeah, it's a really good special effects. Oh, right. Oh, Ikiwashi says Zool was the terror dog that possessed Dana. Oh, yeah. Then Ben's Kortho possessed Lewis Tully. yeah it's really like the perfect types of people who all came together to make this because you got Dan Aykroyd with all of his like weird beliefs and everything that like infuses just enough lore into this but then you had like all the commie sensibilities of everybody else yeah and it doesn't get bogged down in the lore but you can tell if there's more kind of beneath the surface to all of this that you know makes it Yeah, they gave all the characters the right traits, like Egon's the scientific, logical one, Bill Murray's the everyman, Dan Aykroyd's... Dan Aykroyd. He's obsessed with the occult and supernatural. And then Winston's kind of the everyman. Who's Bill Murray? He's the... Just the wiseass? Yeah. He's also a scientist. And I know people, like, say a lot that, you know, it's, like, you know, rough how they treated Ernie Hudson and that, but I kind of love in that movie that one of the Ghostbusters is just, like, a guy who's just kind of uninvested and he's just there for, like, the money and he's not really, like... He's just, like, the fourth guy and he's just, like... It's like on Futurama how there's, like, Scruffy the janitor, you know, like... I gotta say the switch joysticks like they're so shallow and like they're how far you can move them. Totally. These kinds of games where you have to get kind of precise with how you it's like really hard like driving. Look, I, I a hundred percent at Arkham Knight with the switch joy cons. You don't have to tell me how difficult it is. Like driving that Batmobile around is already hard enough, but yeah. The game looks really good though. I have to say like it's, I was kind of worried that it would, that it would look weird. This game or Arkham Knight? Both really. But like, yeah, but, but yeah, this one in particular. Yeah. It's not bad. I'm still so tempted to snag Mortal Kombat one. Speaking of games that look a little rough. I saw that they apparently updated the graphics on it to where it's still not great, but it's at least at the level of the eleven that we've already played on here before. But also, I'm just like in my head, do I really need another Mortal Kombat game? I feel like Mortal Kombat XI fulfills most of my Mortal Kombat needs. Exactly. How much different could it really be, you know? But I am tempted because they have the skins on Mortal Kombat I where you can make Sub-Zero and Scorpion look like they do in the movies. You know how much I love crap like that. I saw someone said I should get a pro controller already. I do have a USB dongle so I can use my Xbox controller, but it's in my other dock. I should really include it in this one. Sharp Doggy says my favorite Ghostbuster was Velma. Velma? Like from Scooby-Doo? Like from Scooby-Doo. They're supposed to be making a new Scooby-Doo live-action series. I just saw the other day someone talking about that. Wait, a live-action series of Scooby-Doo? Yeah, they're going to try a live-action one, I guess. You should play Shaggy. You know, the amount of times I've been told throughout my life that I resemble Shaggy. Exactly. I would be honored. Sometimes, you know, these things... The casting is like... I think when they cast Brandon Routh as Superman, they found a picture of Brandon Routh at a Halloween party, and he's wearing a Superman outfit. And they're like, he was born to play the role. And then Miss Marvel, the girl who plays Miss Marvel, was a huge Miss Marvel fan before. I want my nephew to play Miles Morales in the live action MCU. He has a better shot now than ever. Apparently the guy that plays Miles Morales knows across the Spider-Verse movies. It's been like being weird to ladies on the internet. Oh no! Isn't he, like, an older guy? He's not a kid. He's not a kid, yeah. But he was pushing real hard to be the live-action Miles Morales. But everybody was pointing out, they're like, yeah, you're much older than Miles Morales. Like, you could do the voice, sure, but, like, physically, like, you're physically, like, a guy in your, like, late-twenties, early-thirties. They gotta cast my nephew. He's a perfect caster. I just don't want them to rush into Miles Morales because that was, it feels like they're, like, rushing everything with I like Miles Morales a lot, but I think he works better in those Ultimate comics where Peter was dead. I don't like it when there's... I don't like the multiple Spider-Men thing. Have you seen anything about those new Ultimate Spider-Man comics that are out right now? No. Where they re-rebooted Ultimate Spider-Man where it's like a new Ultimate universe where Peter doesn't get his powers until he's like in his late twenties and he's already married to Mary Jane. Oh, that's interesting. J-Po isn't Miles the gay Spider-Man? No. I mean, he's with Gwen Stacy in the movies at least. starting to make good time the spider-man mythos has gotten so freaking weird through the years like when you go back to what the original concept of spider-man is we might be able to head off I almost kind of wish that we could just get a spider-man series that's like that that new daredevil series that's out you know where it's a little bit more street grounded and just spider-man going around doing spider-man stuff let's go see if we can find us a shortcut we're putting daylight pilgrims can we get out of here Spider-Man almost needs a gritty reboot at this point, like Batman did in the late nineties. Not gritty, but just more grounded, I feel like. As grounded as a thing about a man with spider powers can be. Oh, yeah, Brian from Canada brought this up. This is something that's weird. He says that MJ is the now Venom in the regular Marvel comics. Yeah, they put out a Marvel comic where Mary Jane is Venom now. Oh. Because all of these characters and their identities are like Taco Bell ingredients. You can just put them in any order. I liked it in Across the Spider-Verse when they showed Gwen Stacy's Peter Parker actually became the lizard. Oh yeah, that's like every Marvel comic now. It's like Flash Thompson is Venom now. Eddie Brock was Venom, but now he's Anti-Venom. Anti-Venom is Carnage now. Harry Osborn is the Iron Patriot. I think they need to bring back because every once in a while they like to try to bring back the black suit for Spider-Man. They need to bring back when Spider-Man had six arms. Just do that for a while. you know when uh I think they were trying to get toby hooper to do a spider-man movie in the eighties canon was and at some point there was like a script going around where it was like it was spider-man it was based on spider-man marvel comics spider-man but it was more like the fly. Like he started becoming like a spider. Yeah. And it was going to like bear, it bared like no resemblance to the actual character. I think Stanley was just like, what the hell is this? It's going to be more like those like Captain America of seventies movies where he has like the motorcycle and it's like, like, yeah, I guess that's kind of Captain America, but like, not really. Have you ever read the James Cameron Spider-Man script before? No. That's a wild ride. It wasn't like Leonardo DiCaprio going to be. He was going to be attached. But yeah, like Spider-Man, like he gets his powers. There's a scene that's clearly an illusion, like having wet dreams where Spider-Man wakes up and he's like webbed himself to his sheets in his sleep. And he like has sex with Mary Jane on a big spider web. It's nine or five. It seems like a good place to stop. Yeah, we can switch over if you want to. Yeah, let's play some Trivia Murder Party. Sounds like a plan, Stan. Let's get out of here. And out of here. And then go... Get on out of here! Oh my god, I seriously needed to eat that. That was... Gotta feed yourself, Matt. Life force restored. Solomon Grundy is the DC. Yeah, that's a DC thing. Oh, Spireless Eye said Solomon Grundy is now Dr. Ock. That doesn't make sense. Dr. Octopus did become Spider-Man at one point, though. He switched brains with Peter Parker like Freaky Friday-esque, and he became the superior Spider-Man for a brief period. We watched the Lindsay Lohan Freaky Friday. I've never seen it before. We just watched it the other night. Are you watching with the kids? No, we just decided to watch it. It's not a bad movie. I like Jamie Lee Curtis. I've never seen it. Yeah, it's all right. It's not bad, but it really makes no sense. All these insane things happen in the course of like ten hours or something. It's one of those movies where when you start to add it up, it's like Ferris Bueller. It's like when you watch Twenty-Four with Kiefer Sutherland and you really sit down and you go like, this couldn't have happened in one day. Where are you using the bathroom key for this other one? Going... Okay, hang on. Everyone head to jackbox.tv. I'm going to put the room code in the chat. Jackbox. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do. we don't have any more suggestions while we're setting up do we or oh we do we've got one here this one is from patrick m thank you so much patrick thank you so much bud uh patrick says could I hear henry kissinger and catherine hepburn sing baby it's cold outside I'm sure I could try to do Catherine. All right, let me send you this code first so we can get this set up. Oh, hang on. What is it? It's jackbox.tv, right? Yeah, jackbox.tv. All right. Yeah, send me that code. Hang on. I got to get my windows all switched around. Here we go. All right. Oh, crap. I put everything in the wrong. Put the code in the name and the name in the code. Okay. Okay. You're in. You're in? What? You're in. You're in. All right, everyone. Putting that room code is in the chat. Let's see how fast. It always goes so quickly. Look at that. Oh, my God. And, guys, if you didn't make it into the game, you can still join in the audience. You still have some swing in the game. And let's start it. Let's get this show on the road. All right, baby. You know what time it is. Oh, yeah. Keep on rolling, baby. I'm moving. Wake up! Wake up! Welcome to Trivia Night! A goblet of pain and judgment! But it's also the feel-good trivia fun time hit of the summer! You'll love it! I'm going to ask you a bunch of trivia questions. If you get a question wrong, you have to fight for life in one of my super fun mini-games. If you do badly in the mini-game, I'll kill you. But don't worry, most can still win the game. When one player is left alive, we'll go to the final round where the living and dead compete to see who can escape first. Oh and hey look, we've got an audience playing along too! Tell you what, at the end of the game, if the audience has less money than the player who wins, everyone in the audience dies. It's really helping me bring my killing into the digital age. Does anyone listen to these tutorials? Who knows, let's just play. Yeah. Batman? I have no idea. I'm between, like, two of them. I'm pretty sure it's the one I'm thinking of, though, because that name sounds super familiar, and I hate one of these a lot to the point where I've... Which one? Family Circus? Family Circus, yeah. Everyone hates that. How is that still in newspapers? Like, has anybody laughed at any Family Circus parts yet? My theory is no one's ever read it, so... Oh, my God. Wow, we all got that. How does everyone get that but me? Let's play a game. Well, I guess Dilbert now is probably worse than Family Circus. Talk about someone that just eradicated their legacy for no reason good. Oh great, I'm the only one who has to cut a finger off. This one just always bites you in the ass, no matter which one you pick. Oh, thank you. Really proud of you guys. Seriously. Happy for all of you. What pest control company did Walter and Jesse use as a front for their meth operation on the TV show Breaking Bad? Oh, this I know. Uh, I don't know. I only saw like one or two seasons of Breaking Bad. What? I didn't watch the whole thing. Oh god, I don't... I probably got this wrong. It's okay, I haven't finished Better Call Saul yet. I just never even saw the point of... I've heard it's very, very good, but when it was coming out, I was just like, fucking why would anybody... What, Breaking Bad? No, better call Saul. I was just like, why would anybody give a shit about Saul from Breaking Bad? Ah, shit. Ah, shit. I know about important things like Family Circus, Chris. I don't have room in my brain for Breaking Bad. I'm going to ask you a question. Answer very carefully. If I let you go, what's the first thing you're going to do differently with your life? Oh my god. Type an answer on your device and press send when you're finished. Bechtu hated Breaking Bad. Oh my god. Hate is a strong word. Especially for a show like that, man. It's so good. Did you watch all of Breaking Bad, Matt? I think I watched all of them except the last season. I watched a lot of it, but I didn't get all the way through. Now everyone gets to vote. I want you to pick the answer that you hate the most. Whoever wrote the answer with the most votes dies. Pick the answer that makes you go, oh, hell no. Yeah, I know which answer it is. Which one did Matt write? I don't know. Vasectomy? Yeah. Was it you? Yeah, that was me. I can always figure it out. Voting is not just a right. It's a privilege. And his Twitch partner. Buzzer, thirty-one says they got disconnected. The votes are in. I actually really enjoyed what you wrote, but rules are rules. Yeah. I came in second. That's what I can never tell if the goal is to have the worst one or to not. I think they purposely don't tell you, so you don't want to know. So you're still in this. You haven't lost or anything. Even death doesn't get you out of Trivia Murder Party. Here's where everybody's at right now. I like that I'm like a sad, tortito pizza roll. Just thinking about sloths. Where do sloths come from? Oh, my God. I'm going to kind of wing it a little there, but. Sounds like a weird version of that Herb Albert song. I just saw online that Herb Albert just had a birthday. He's still playing concerts. And the correct answer is this. Yeah. Wow, we all got it. Too easy. Next question. You better watch out, Police Academy's Michael Winslow. There's a bird with your talent. Shut up. What Australian bird can mimic almost any sound it hears? Nicole Kidman. Carl Winslow. Yeah, the Carl Winslow bird. I guess I'm going to go with the one that sounds the least stupid. I can see an Australian bird having a dumbass name like the Bippy Bird, though. Australian makes a shit all over the English language. And the correct answer is this one. Oh, hey, I did it. Oh. The switch has gone dark. Yeah, hold on. The rest of you were still alive. There we go. Let's play a game. We're going to play chalices. I've given all the safe players a bit of poison to use. Pick a chalice to drop your poison in. He has chosen wisely. The penitent man. I feel like the one in The Last Crusade was number three. Yeah, that was... Right? Just all grungy looking. And then the Nazi guy picks the really fancy looking... God, I love that movie. That movie's great, yeah. I think I kind of maybe like that one a little bit better than Raiders. Temple of Doom will of course always be first for me. It's fucking great, but... They're all really good, but... Good stuff. Now let's see what everyone drank. Penitent man. Penitent. Penitent. Aww. This is going to poison me more than it poisons you. Oh, did you both get it? Yeah, I think so. Oh, I think Mechtube picked the one that I poisoned. Nice. Poison is a rough way to go. I wouldn't want to be poisoned. People often ask me what's the most evil thing I've ever done, and it's gotta be that time I ordered delivery during the Purge. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Phileas Fogg is a character from which novel? Oh fuck, fuck if I know. I have no idea. I'm just winging this. Sorry, I never read Mowida. I hope it's not from that. It's another kind of silly sounding name, so I went with Around the World in Eighty Days. I could see some whimsical-ass character named Phileas Fogg. Oh, so was I. I mean, no, I totally knew that. I've read that book at least twelve times. The only book I ever read growing up was the Motley Crue biography. Explains a lot about me. The Dirt? The Dirt, yes. You know, if you want to get kids interested in literature, you know, it's like everybody's like worried about like, you know, books in the library. But I read Motley Crue's The Dirt at like fourteen years old, and I think that did way more damage to me than any book about like penguins having two dads or whatever people are upset about being in libraries. I think I got this right, because we all know I'm very good at maps. Ah fuck, I fucked up. I totally knew that too. I said South Africa like a fucking idiot. Oh, fuck. Memorize the pattern of blood. Okay, you've had long enough. I've got the worst memory ever. I've buried so many bodies in this basement, and I could not begin to tell you where they are. I mean, I used to mark each spot with like a popsicle stick or a little flag. Then I got on this cleaning habit, and I swept everything up. But then I was like, darn it! All that stuff was there for a reason! This one was a little easier than usual because there was a big letter, but it's usually really hard. It's still hard. I think I got this one pretty close. crank horses they voted that I will die. What did I ever do to you? What did I do to you? Time is not on your side. Time's not on your side. Here's the art again. Let's see if you messed it up. Ah, I did think I fucked up slightly. Oh, did well, Matt. What? Say hi to Jupiter. Joopie, Joopie baby. Joopie baby. Yeah. I have a surprise for you. Yeah, you kind of gave me the answer, because I was like, let's see who's a wordsmith. Use letters to spell the longest word you can before time runs out. It wasn't easy to make this whole letter grid thing work on your phone, so you're welcome. Oh, and all these other players get to play along, too. And if any of them spell a longer word than you, you will be punished. Begin. By the way, the letters don't have to be touching. And don't forget to press submit when you're done. Oh, shit. I have to play this, too? Fuck. Oh, God, I can't do it. OK, I feel good about this. I found a good one. Let's see what you could come up with. Let's see if anyone beat you. Is that a word? Did you have like a stroke? Oh my God. Did we all get seven? Wow. That is crazy. This has been a very even game. It's weird. It was kind of a cosmic coincidence. All sevens, too. I've got more questions for you. So you know what I'm saying? Oh god, I don't know. I don't fucking know. Yeah, I don't. I just guessed. Time's running out. This game really makes me feel like an idiot. Most times I play, I'm like... And the correct answer is... this. Ah, shit. That was between that and Turkish, and I... Let's go someplace fun. Let's do a little memory test. Memorize the pattern. Oh, no. Oh, fuck. Okay, you've had enough time. Okay, we have a little bit of time to fill, so let me read you an excerpt from an interview Gary Sinise gave on the Tavis Smiley Show in twenty eleven. His take on CSI New York. I have lots of friends who are wonderful actors. They like to be in my shoes, so I'm just gonna keep enjoying it. Okay, now back to the game. From left to right, what was the order of the colors? If you have the worst memory, you die. Don't forget! What's this? I was paying too much attention to what the things were on the cards. I know. It's hard. Did Twistburner die? Are you still there, bud? If you can't remember by now, you're probably screwed. Oh, Twitch partner Max Machekov says, wait. Was this the order you burned into your brain? How close did you get? I think I did it. Nice. Wow. Nice. It looks like you forgot what was at stake. Oh, yeah. They're saying they had to answer for all six. Yeah, you had to do all six. I have a message for all you haters out there! I get it. I totally get it. See, I guess Debaser is currently in the lead. Here's another one. Did you know that aloha means hello and goodbye? But if you ever hear me say it, it definitely means goodbye. Shut up. Which island is closest to Hawaii? Uh, that would be Epstein Island. I'm just fucking guessing again. Twitch partner Max is like, no, go random guy in the chat. Go random guy in the chat. You're doing your best. We're all doing our best. Good job, everybody. Everybody's, for it being a Monday night, everybody's really bringing their A games for this trivia session. I was just guessing. I've been to Hawaii, so... It was a lucky guess. But still, I've been to Hawaii. Just had to put that out there. I've been to Hawaii. Uh-oh. No, I don't think so. Wow. Back to yes, I have been to Hawaii. Like, fifteen years ago, but I have... I've never been to Hawaii. I've been to some pretty beachy areas, though. I've been to Miami. I've been to... I famously almost got lost in the Bermuda Triangle one time. Oh, yes. Enough messing around. Only one of you can survive this. That's why you're all gonna take turns spinning the loser wheel! Sounds like a wheel that, like, I would be on for sure. Have I mentioned I've been to Hawaii before? I went to Hawaii. Yeah, baby! Now that's how you spin the loser wheel! And the loser wheel has chosen! Why am I spinning the loser wheel? What did I do? Oh. What the fuck is happening to me right now? You're way ahead of all of us. Oh, okay. I'm like, how am I doing so good? I did understand what's happening. I'm like, oh, I'm actually doing well? Is that what's happening? Oh, both of them are? I didn't realize I was getting lucky with it. You're getting real close to the exit. Oh, did I mention that all the other ghosts get to play, too? If a ghost catches up to you, then they will steal your body. Then they can escape and win the game. Oh, no, I don't want a ghost to take my body. That would be... And ghosts get a third choice to help them catch up to you. I'm a member of Alpha, Theta, Omicron. But the fattest frat on campus. This is so wild. Yeah! Oh my god, these ghostuses are... It's definitely not. Sinister horn music. Ah, shit. You got a ghost right down your neck. Spooky! Beware of the darkness. Magic eight-ball messages. God, this is so spooky. I'm almost... almost gonna get turned into a ghost. I should have got that last question better than I did. I don't know what the fuck I was thinking. Oh, shit. Ah, fuck, I'm done. Well, maybe I have a shot. Father time. The Nazis. What? I'm just gonna say no to all of them. Yeah, I don't like any of them. But what do I do? As much as I would love Mrs. Godzilla to be a thing, that sounds awesome. I mean, Godzilla vs. the Nazis sounds amazing. They should just do... They should do a sequel to Godzilla Minus One, except it's... He goes to Germany. He fights Hitler. Godzilla vs. Elon Musk. That's gonna be the next. Yeah! Oh my god, this is... That ghost is going to eat my ass. I mean, it's going to possess my body. I mean, what? Wait, what is it? Master's twin? I have no idea. It's definitely Adam Scott. I don't think it's Adam Scott. Unless it's like a trick question, like there's a golfer named Adam Scott. I can never get into watching golf. Golf seems like it'd be all right to play, even though I've never gotten to that either. But, ah, shit, really? Wait, they're all? Really? Are you kidding me? Ah, fuck. This is scary. This is intense. Countries and capitals that start with B. Oh, my God. Fuck. I think I know. I think I know. I'm done. I'm cooked. I'm cooked, Chad. We are cooked, Chad. I'm just going on a wing and a prayer. Wait, what's the capital of Brazil? Fuck. Ah, this sucks. I knew... Oh, this I know. This I know. Oh, Brazil has a capital. God damn it. I was thinking Rio de Janeiro. This game has really humbled me in terms of my personal intelligence tonight. Eat it! Oh my god, am I going to pull this out at the last minute? God, this is such a tense game. I'm, like, so on edge right now. I know. It's close. This is the most invested I've ever been in this. We've got many people caught up with you, Matt. I know. Y'all are some smart cookies tonight. Yes! Oh. Oh, no! Oh, I got all... I can't take it. My butt is so tense right now. Wait. Hold on. Polydactyl says that is a plot point, and I still know what you did last summer. Oh, shit. Well done. Good work, Debaser. Debaser. Debaser. I was robbed. Debaser. I never win nothing. Well, well done. Well played, everyone. You did a good job, Homestar. You really did. Cause of death. What's this? Squandered lead. Oh, I thought for a second it said I had acquired lead. I was like, that's a very particular. You have. I died of lead poisoning. 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It's two in the goddamn morning. Why are you making all these beans? In my life. Why can't I? Why do you keep resetting the Wi-Fi router? There's nothing wrong. There's nothing wrong. Singing all my problems. The jackhammer down the street has been going for forty five minutes and I'm losing my shit. I'm going to raid the riff track channel. Everyone. Tell them. Large Marge sent you. And, uh, no, TomDumbIndustry sent you. And also, support Rift Tracks' Kickstarter. If they get to, uh, fifty-five hundred backers, you'll unlock the best of the Mads are Back on Night of Shorts Volume Two, which we're gonna be announcing very soon. More details on that. Uh, but yeah, let's help out, uh, Rift Tracks get those stretch goals. 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Chris accidentally texted Matt his war plans but that doesn’t stop them from hanging out on a Monday to play some Ghostbusters games on an all-new Super Dumb Bros.! Starting w/ a couple of adorable/awful 8-bit games, the duo then move onto the recently remastered Ghostbusters video game for Switch all before playing a few rounds of Fall Guys w/ viewers.

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Funny sometimes how a little pair of glasses can make a big difference. I'm Sally Jessie Raphael. We'll talk to kids who were forced to preach the Bible. If you're looking for a difference, maybe you need glasses. Sally Jessie Raphael. Sally Jessie Raphael. Weekdays at eleven on WGH Piedmont Eight. Now, back to our show. Don't. And now, a message totally for kids. Fat. My thighs are too fat. My head is shaped like a melon. I'm ugly. I wish I looked like you. I think you're very pretty. Who are you? I'm her. No, you're not. Come on, girl. You have a lot to learn. Now, watch. What are they doing to you? Well, they're covering me in body paint, dabbing my face with makeup, patting my chest, and gluing my ears to the sides of my head. They stick out a bit. Gross! I'll look different when they're done. You look so different without your makeup. Well, this is me. That other person? Just an illusion. Just an illusion. It is a time when those who control the magic control destiny. When spectral knights battle evil, darkling lords. Visionaries! Knights of the magical light! Visionaries! With magical powers they fight! Visionaries! They're attacking! Use your mind control power! They've stolen it! Now I'll control their minds! And my magical power will shake the earth! Visionaries! Knights of the magical light! Hey, you telling me marijuana's gonna mess up my concentration? I ain't gonna worry about that. Hey, what you watching? Me? I'm just a TV. I mean, I'm not even human. You've got the remote control. You can change channels if you don't like what you're watching. You can flick me on and off and on and off. Whoa, I'm getting dizzy. You see, you're smarter than me. You get to choose from all kinds of neat stuff. Funny shows, nature shows, shows about people all over the world. Ouch! In real life, you know, that would hurt. You get to learn how to make stuff, how to draw stuff. Me, I don't get to do any of this stuff. I'm just the TV that plays it for you. Yep, I sure wish I was as smart as you. Did somebody get that cat off my head? Look at it this way. You can talk to your best friends, your mom or dad, about all the stuff you see on TV. And besides, you have choices. You've got books and sports and you can go outside and play. Where is outside, anyway? I miss the TV. You're the smart one. Well, so long. See you next time. This is Life Alert. Are you okay? I just heard a loud sound. I think someone's in my home. Let me check. This is Life Alert. You have been detected. Leave now. Let's get out of here. Sharon, we have received a smoke signal coming from your kitchen. Get out now. We're calling the fire department. This is Life Alert. Are you okay? I've fallen off the ladder and I can't get up. I'm calling for help right now. Hey, Eddie, didn't you bring your lunch? This is junior high. You don't bring your lunch. You buy your lunch. Yeah, I knew that. Do you want an apple juice? This is junior high. You don't drink apple juice. You drink orange juice. Yeah, right. Orange juice. It's got the vitamins, minerals, and taste that make you feel so good. Hey, Eddie, you shouldn't serve your orange juice. Why not? Because this is junior high. One hundred percent pure, Florida-quality orange juice. It makes you feel so good. Parker Jr. Here we go with Ghostbusters. If there's something strange Let me tell you something If there's something weird Sleeping in your bed Oh, let me tell you something Busting makes me feel good Busting, busting, busting, busting, busting Wait, wait, wait Wait Let me tell you something Sleeping makes me feel good Bye. Bye. Bustin' makes me feel good But now let's consider one of my pet peeves. Women. Oh boy, here we go. Thank you, Mel Gibson. Their ten minutes is gone with a cigarette and putting on a new face. Is this at the men's room? Or the Waldorf. It's all the same. You never know who might be there. This one forced me to have original sin. Brother, this is where the original seeds are planted. Demon seeds. Another complaint is that all too often the few that fear each other get in their own little circle and other people are left out. I'm with her. where do they go on the way back to the office you guessed it the powder room again I thought they were in the powder room hey the crazy guy isn't making sense known only to a woman come on am I right back me up ladies this is so true and now this guy books comedy clubs for a living Coming soon to Weird and Wonderful Wednesday Watchalongs. Thank you. I can't really see. Is that Clint Howard? No, no, no. It was a bit later than that. Maybe it was, uh, eleven. This is important, Andrea. I was thinking, what if we put a machine in the lobby just for them? It might be more efficient. For many of us, the best defense is offense. Counterattack. I love that it goes like the Kill Bill vision every time someone's mad. That is one of the dumbest ideas I've ever heard. And if you'd stop and think for one minute, you'd realize it could never work. Holy shit. I work for someone like that. Thank you. I'm neither. And I have none of the powers which I'm convinced that you have. I had a turtleneck like his in college. But I'm not scared of black cats Friday the thirteenth or walking under ladders. As a matter of fact, every once in a while I get my kicks walking under a ladder. Not strange at all considering who you are. Now go on, you were doing beautifully. Evil forces do exist, always have. Makes a side gig. His side gig is doing caricatures. And you will see that there were three instances of an experience almost exactly like yours. I like that lamp. Oh, wait, I missed it. So that's the manor while I was there supposed to find? Oh, my God. It's the place. Look. It looks like every other... Wyndham in Devon. Are you kidding me? They all look like that. Oh yeah. Look at that. Pardon me. Thank you. what up what up what up everybody hello hello hello how's it hanging everybody Short and shriveled and to the left. How about you, Chris? Was that from Liar Liar? That is from Liar Liar. What a weird movie. That is a very weird movie when you think about it. Yeah. Borderline abusive dad. Lies to literally everyone. And then, you know, he learns the true meaning of law. I don't know. I haven't seen that in a while. He learns the value of being honest with people because he's forced to be nothing but honest. I always feel the worst for Cary Ewells in that movie. Who's just like the nice boyfriend. Watch out for the claw. He's not like a bad guy. He's coming into this family's life. He's more stable and everything than Jim Carrey. But yeah, he can't do the claw quite like, you know. like jim carrey I mean who can carrie lz he's good as like a a lame stepfather in that though I remember it being very believable uh yeah but it's it's one of those things where he's one of those characters yeah where when you get older and you look back on it you're like I think he might have been the good guy actually yeah or you at least just feel less bad for him than he's the baxter you know what the baxter is what's the what's the baxter it's like the stock character for like the nice guy who and all these movies and stuff he gets rejected over the the main character or something because you never really hear from those guys after michael showalter made a movie about it called the baxter it's very funny Oh, I do think I've heard of that. I was about to say another example that kind of reminds me of this. I don't know when the last time you watched Toy Story is, but I always think that it was really kind of fucked up what those toys did to Sid. He didn't know the toys were alive. Some of those toys are cool as hell that he's making. Yeah, but he was showing signs of being a psychopath. If you just look at the signs, Sid displayed all of those, like the creepy dolls that he made. Was he hiding animals under his bed or something, or am I making that up? They wouldn't put that in a kid's room. I don't think that that would, yeah. But, yeah, he was... I don't know, like, he's... I mean, he's a little bit of a jerk, I guess, but he just seems like he's... Yeah, like, that's his creative outlet is sort of, like, mixing and matching toys, and then he finds out, you know, one day that they're all alive. They shouldn't be, you know? It's like... We have confirmation from Mr. Jamie. No animals were harmed in the making of Toy Story. And then they all come to life in front of him and show him that they're actually sentient. And then no one will ever believe him after that. They had to have fucked him up and put him in therapy. That's pretty mean. They broke their sacred code just to psychologically mess with a boy for the rest of his life. you would never get over that we already did Andy as an adult we need the next Toy Story movie to be about where they go find Sid as an adult and Woody's just like wait they did Andy as an adult? well they did like Andy when he went off to college but we haven't really seen anything from Sid so the next one should just be like Woody and Buzz going to Sid and be like hey there pal Buzz Laker sorry we fucked you up you know all those years ago um uh welcome everyone to super dumb brothers my name is chris speaking of uh things that I I'm matt yeah we're uh we're uh yes and speaking of uh things that seem like they should be bad but are good I guess uh we're playing the ghostbusters tonight the ghostbusters one of those things were in real life they would be a nightmare if they really existed And that's why the first movie is the best one, because it's no one knows how destructive they could be. And they save New York City. But where do you go from there? I think Ghostbusters should have never expanded past that. It's kind of a perfect standalone movie. Yeah, do that. Like, I like the cartoon series. I like Ghostbusters. OK, but as far as like films go, yeah. I mean, I remember watching the cartoon before the movie. Like I remember seeing the movie like later when I was like five or six or something and being like, it's very different from the cartoon. Like I didn't understand the whole, you know, obviously as a five-year-old, you don't get the whole like likeness thing. So I was like, why does Ray look like that? Like a tall skinny guy with a full head of hair. It was such a weird decision to try to take that and to try to pivot that toward children's marketing and everything, you know, because, yeah, it's a standalone just kind of comedy movie. And then someone was like, yeah, but little kids are going to want to dress up like this. And, you know, and there's capitalism so much marketable that, you know, it'd be like if they did they ever do like a Caddyshack cartoon? Probably. That sounds about right. Someone in the chat verify. It's about like if that happened, you know. And then there's a legacy of Caddyshack sequels. Nothing is sacred. Could you just imagine like ghostbusters just standing on its own all these years what is that movie almost it's like it's like what if they just left it alone I really I think ghostbusters would be held in much higher regard had it never done anything with it outside of the movie you know but it's impossible you know what I'm always surprised they haven't redone like tried to do another sequel to uh jaws they did like all those sequels a bajillion years ago there's been a thousand shark movies since then but you'd think in this age of like you know ip and stuff like that that there isn't you know like quince you know great great grandson yes science the ancestor of the original shark that you know Danny, we did see Frozen. Wasn't it Frozen Empire? I think Danny and I also saw the... What was that Jurassic World movie? Forgotten Kingdom or something? Is it the one about the locusts? No, it's the one about the haunted house with dinosaurs. Those movies are so fucking dumb. But Danny and I also saw the last Ghostbusters movie. I think it was the last time we hung out in person. Um... It wasn't very good. The frozen empire. I mean, it was fine. It was a pretty Stan. It was just like, yeah, cool. Ghostbusters movie, whatever. It was like, yeah, I finally watched that. And it's a, yeah. And it's like a fine, whatever sort of thing. It is more what I wish the Ghostbusters sequels would be the, which is sort of like a standalone, you know, like here's, it was like the real Ghostbusters cartoon, but as a movie, whereas every other movie is like, here's goes her again. Yeah, Big Rig says, if not for the cartoons or sequels, it would have been forgotten. I don't know about that. I think that... Because that movie was huge when it came out. Like, it changed Hollywood. It had the song. It had, like, you know... yeah and they didn't have action figures for the movie at first right maybe they did I think I feel like all the action figures I have are all like cartoon basically yeah yeah that's what I had oh man I never had the firehouse that was what I wanted the most oh I never had that oh man I had the Ecto-One. I had the car. I had a bunch of them. I have the real Ghostbusters jumpsuit where on the back it has a print of the real Ghostbusters and the Ecto-One and everything. It's a very eighties Halloween costume where there's a photo of the thing on the costume on the back, but it's a jumpsuit. Master Torgo saw Ghostbusters II in the theater. So did I. That was exciting, man. Ghostbusters II came out Was that eighty nine? It was like the same summer as Batman and Indiana Jones. And it was I was so psyched to go see Ghostbusters, too. And I remember really loving it. So I should never talk trash about that movie because I loved it when I was six. It's fine. Yeah, it's fine. It's. It's fine. Whatever. Someone said they liked the reboot better than the original. I'm assuming you mean... Oh, better than Frozen Empire. Yeah, I think the... The lady one? The Kirsten Wiig one. I think that was probably better. I liked Afterlife, though. What am I talking about? I love the Ghostbusters. Give me more Ghostbusters. They're all fine. My favorite parts of Ghostbusters two are all the beginning parts where it just shows what they're doing now. That stuff is all great where it's like Winston and Ray are going to the birthday party. Yeah. Razor's Edge got a free t-shirt at the showing. You know, I don't know if I got a free one, but I definitely had the Ghostbusters two t-shirt. Like I wore that to the movie. So maybe I don't know. I thought it was weird that the ghostbusters in that movie had the ghostbusters two logo uh in their costumes it's like I hate that they know that they're in a sequel I know I don't understand I hate that why did they do that why did they do it uh anyway we're gonna play some ghostbusters games yeah so just a minute uh just want to remind folks you can watch tonight's program completely ad free over at dumb dash industries.com in our free super dumb bro super club And you still have access to the Twitch chat and you get access to the super secret private chat, which there's some wild conversations going on over there. I wish we could like filter the chat so we could just look at one or the other. But that's all free to join. And also, if you send us a donation at any point throughout tonight. Matt and I will give you a shout out in the form of one of our patented terrible impressions. Or you can ask us a question. You can challenge us to do something. Give us some weird scenario you want us to read. Yeah, karaoke. We'll do our best. uh ask for pictures of my feet uh yes well the feet the feet thing we I I keep telling you the only fans we have to save something we have to save the spicy content for for later yes um okay matt is going to start us off with some nes ghostbusters NES Ghostbusters. And I just picked up the remaster of Ghostbusters the video game for Switch. Yeah, the unofficial kind of Ghostbusters III where everybody came back for it. Yeah. Okay, so is my stuff all over here? Yes. Let's put that up there and let's take that off there. Okay, here we go. Okay. Oh, is that... Do I have the wrong window open? Because mine has pictures of Ghostbusters stuff happening on it. Looks like you got a full screen in it still. Okay, let me... Oh, I don't want to download opera. Leave me alone. Why is so much spam always wanting me to... to download opera... Oh, we're not doing the NES one. We're doing the Sega one. That's what it is. Matt, are you still there? Yeah, I'm still here. I'm just, sorry, my window bugged out. I don't know how to get back to... Hang on. Sorry. Let me try to... Bustin' makes me feel good. Hang on. Bustin', bustin', bustin'. Bustin', bustin', bustin'. Bustin', bustin', bustin'. shooting my load what's going on uh yeah I'm just trying to share the screen give me a second uh having some some technical issues uh okay do you see yeah it's so weird because it just says the click to make the keyboard thing work over here and on my window it is It has the game on it, so I don't know... I can see the game, I just... it's in a small window. What do you mean it's in a small window? There's ads. There's a big white block around the game. There's a download button. Oh, there you go. Now it's full screen. Okay, so now you see... Do you see the Ghostbusters? Oh, yes. Okay. I'm sorry. That was so... I was having a stroke there for a second. Usually when I do this, I do it through the video card. Okay. So this is the Ghostbusters game. What? So this is the movie, really, right? Because it kind of looks like Bill Murray as a corpse. But it doesn't look like Bill Murray. I'm trying to think of who Bill Murray's hair reminds me of here. It's like Siegfried and Roy. I don't know. Yeah, Sharp Doggy. Why are they all so sad? They all look very sad. Dan Aykroyd looks like he's visibly crying. Like mugshots. And Egon is melting. It's unfortunate for him. I'm going to go with Egon. I always liked Egon. Oh, look at him. Egon's the best. Recently, there's been a lot of ghostly activity happening here and there. I wonder if the earthquake we had yesterday had anything to do with it. If so, hey, thank you, earthquake. We'll be busy again. Yeah, we'll have word. Hello, help me, Ghostbusters. Ghosts appeared. Whatever. Okay. The tables move by themselves and the shelves fly around in the house. Oh, it's Suzanne Summers. We're going to be in the Three's Company house. That's good. I'm so afraid I can't sleep at night. I beg you, please help. Can you lower the volume just a tad? Yes, I can. There we go. That's nice. I just got all you said. Don't worry. Leave it up to the Ghostbusters. All right, Ghostbusters, let's get out of here and take care of business. First case, home sweet home. You know I'm a Ghostbuster. This is the era where they would do games like this where they just have a big head. Yeah, I love this. It's got the cute little graphics. You're fighting like Amoeba. What is this? There was like a Krusty the Clown game that looked kind of like this. They just kind of put Krusty's face in it. But it was like a big Krusty head on a little Krusty body. Oh, you turn into a mummy when you die. Why did Ernie get shut out of this? Maybe you get Winston further on in the game. I always kind of liked that his character was just sort of like he is literally there for just a paycheck so it's it's like fairly consequential. I do too. What I don't understand like I love Winston's arc like in the first one but what I don't understand is why did they have to keep him out of the marketing like entirely? And still, you look at when they put out a new Blu-ray, maybe they put him on there now, but for the longest time, it was just no mention of Ernie Onsen. The second one, they fixed that, but it was a little too late. Well, I mean, like, it's, yeah, like, but on one hand, like, it's, like, I think Rick Moranis almost has more to do with that movie than Ernie Hudson does, and he doesn't show up on the cover or anything. Yeah, but Ernie Hudson's one of the Ghostbusters. I mean, the movie's named Ghostbusters. It's not like it ends and Winston is no longer in the Ghostbusters. Then I could see, like, well, yeah, why would you put him on the poster? Oh, shit. Shit. Shit. I think Eddie Murphy was originally supposed to play Winston. He was. He got too big. And was John Belushi involved at some point? I think early on in development that was the plan. Oh yeah, because they kind of modeled Slimer after him in Tribute. Yeah. Miles Dower says, reminds me when the most recent Star Wars trilogy came out and there was no Rey doll. Really? They didn't make a Rey doll? That seems insane. They had Porgs. Remember the Porgs? Oh, yeah. Matt, we already have a few donations here. Oh, okay. Very exciting. I'm very focused on the intense gameplay of Ghostbusters. You just keep playing. You focus on the game. I'll read these. I'm focused on being a meaty little guy running around. This first one here, this comes from our good friend Ryan S. Thank you so much, Ryan. Ryan, thank you. Ryan says he's challenged. Oh, okay. He's challenged us to do Michael from When Michael Calls. Carl from Sling Blade. So When Michael Calls Carl. It's hard to say. When Michael Calls Carl from Sling Blade. Try saying When Michael Calls Carl from Sling Blade. Okay. Hello? Carl? Uncle my Carl? It's Michael. I'm stuck at the bus station and I really could use a ride. I don't know who this is. Who do you say you're calling for? It's your nephew, Uncle my Carl. It's your nephew, Michael. I'm stuck at the bus station. Please come and help me. Please. I don't know if I'm able to go out and go to the bus station. You see, they don't take me back to the nervous hospital after I split that Doyle Hargraves head in half with a sling blade. Some folks call it a Kaiser blade. I call it a sling blade. Okay, I'll just go now. Click. Thank you, Brian. Thanks, Brian. Another one here. This one's from Punk Nerd. Punk Nerd, thank you. Thank you so much, Punk Nerd. Punk Nerd says, I'm all out of ideas, but wanted to give my bestest dummy honey some love. Aw, thank you, Punk Nerd. Aw, thank you. I like the dummy honeys thing. We need to get some merch. Some dummy honey merch. Someone wants to draft up a logo. How should we do shout out to punk nerd? I love the name punk nerd because that's the two things that I greatly identify with. I think a lot of people into punk do. Punk is kind of a nerdy, I mean it is kind of like a weird nerdy thing to get into in high school. um it depends it depends on what decade I guess but you know I don't know and like punk has like such a wide sweeping definition now like when people say now like I don't know if they're talking about like you know ramones or like you know don't waste your time on me I'm all ready Yeah. Where are you? And I'm so sorry. I should have been in an emo band in the early two thousands. And I'm sorry. And I miss you. I don't even know the lyrics to that. Don't waste your time on me. But I do know. Sorry about that. I was about to say, well, I do know punk nerd likes the Ramones, so I could do, here is Gollum singing, I want to be sedated. Sweating twenty-twenty-four hours to go, I wanna be sedated. Nothing to do, nowhere to go, I wanna be sedated. Just put me in an ambulance, put me on a plane, Ooey, ooey, ooey, before I go insane. I can't control my fingers, I can't control my brain, Oh no, no, no, no, no. Beautiful. There we go. I think I'm kinda warmed up now. It takes me a couple to... Ooh, I'm having an encounter. Oh, look at this! Look at this. This is like some Haunted Mansion shit. They're like Five Nights at Freddy's. Like, four Five Nights at Freddy's. Yeah, look at that. What the fuck do I do here? I never thought I'd get this far. this is the furthest I've ever gotten a game we played on a random emulator on this website yeah what year did this come out do we know uh it just said copyrighted at the beginning but I'd say like late eighties early nineties this looks really good graphics wise I'm just surprised that this came out so close to the real ghostbusters because I don't know there's a distinction between real ghostbusters and like movie ghostbusters Yeah. Well, yeah. You'd think if they were making like a game so late into the later in the eighties, it would be more based off of the cartoon, which was, Oh, maybe it was released more in conjunction with ghostbusters too. That could be. Or, I mean, they were talking about making ghostbusters three, like forever. Like I remember hearing that all throughout the nineties, various points, it was supposed to go into production. It never did. This game is ridiculous. Okay, well, I got killed in my first encounter there, so I switched to a different Ghostbusters game. Yeah, let's play one more, and then we'll get going on the good game. I'll switch over to the nice one that you got. We got another donation here from Spiroscythe, who sent us a meme last week, and I completely forgot to show it. Oh, nice. We'll do that this week. Thank you, Spiroscythe. Let's show that real quick. Here we go. stroking this is from the mystery hour Spiroscythe makes a meme based on you know things we've discussed in the past week Matt you're on a jet ski in the Bermuda Triangle I believe oh yeah I told that story about how I nearly died in the Bermuda Triangle for real I've got a sandwich in front of me for some reason I don't remember why there's Bigfoot who's the woman should I play the extreme Ghostbusters game yes Is that Ray Charles on the top? I can't tell. It's a camcorder. Well, Spiroscythe. Oh, I saw Tiny Tim. That I saw. Spiroscythe asks, how about Randy Newman's singing the Ghostbusters theme? That is a great idea. Yeah, so like... Randy! If there's something strange in your neighborhood... Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters. If there's something weird and it don't look good, who you gonna call? Ghostbusters. Randy. This for Spirosythe. Randy. Hold on. Thank you, Spirosythe. Thank you, Spirosythe. And that's a great meme. Yeah. I always forget the dumb story. Oh, it's Kathie Lee Gifford. Yes, of course. Because we were discussing her whole sweatshop scandal. Oh, yeah. We were talking about the Kathie Lee Gifford sweatshop. Hang on. I got to get my screen sharing going here. All right. This is the extreme Ghostbusters game. Y'all hear that okay? It's kind of loud. I can't like it. This is one of those ones where it's not enough. I don't know. We don't have to. Yeah, this is kind of painful. Why don't we play the NES Ghostbusters? Because that's like the first and worst. well that's like also on the same website so it's that's on the check that's on the oh is that on the well the only one that was on the retro games is the activision one but I guess that could be oh I thought it was oh and guys our co-op game tonight we're gonna play some more fall guys because it's been a while been a while and um I was a little bean so wait is this not the nes game this is the well I guess it says it's nes so it said it was activision like I thought it was all right how's how's that sound how's that sound governor yeah oi governor how's that sound for you Has anyone ever become a live streamer that their whole gig is that they're like a Dickensian, like, street urchin? Oi there, governor! How would you like to watch me play a game? How would you like to give me a hay penny? MrZNatural says this is a port of the Commodore XIV version. um yeah fall guys does have an update so everyone if you if you have a switch or however you're playing fall guys um fire it up now get it all set up because we'll be starting that in about a half hour oh looking it to be the oh yes oh my god I remember this yes you can go towards zool I think we rented this from Blockbuster. What the fuck's happening? And we're very disappointed. This looks like shit already. I'm already not psyched for this. Did it freeze or something? And it may have already crashed. Let's try restarting. A lot of people are saying this is the best Ghostbusters game. I don't believe you. Go in that red building. Maybe you can't go to Zool first. Oh, no. Did I freeze it again? Why is it not... I'm having a time over here. This game was... was... was... was... was... was... was... was... was... was... was... No, don't go towards Zool. Yeah, go to that red. Oh, what? Oh, this one also contains a white square that doesn't do anything. Why don't we just get into the Ghostbusters? Let's just get into yours. Wasn't that a fun time playing some retro Ghostbusters games? I do like this version of the song. All righty. Oh, nice. So yes, this is the one that they made, I guess, in the late two thousands. Yes. And now I played it just for a little bit, just to kind of get used to the controls and stuff, but I'm in the hotel from the first movie right now. Okay. And, uh, like just the basic tutorial kind of everything. Yes. Yes. Oh yes. And this features all the voices of the Ghostbusters. I think it was even written by Dan Aykroyd and Harold Ramis. Oh, wow. Dan Aykroyd is such a weird guy. Have you ever read anything about his original drafts of Ghostbusters and the Blues Brothers that were like, you know, four thousand hours long? I think this was an Xbox three sixty game like that, you know, generation. Come on, let's go! Peter! Nah, I've seen this one already. Know how it ends. I'm getting Luigi's Mansion vibes from this. It's very similar, yeah. Now, you're playing as a recruit. You're an elusive little targeted entity. uh for the ghostbusters and ray and pierre potential signal kind of showing me the groups okay is winston there not yet even this game is forgotten I know janine's in it they're like you get to be the fourth ghostbuster it's like isn't there already a fourth ghostbuster nah I see you now target up with the smallest circle for the best skin Video game voice acting seems like it's exhausting. Like, I'm just picturing Dan Aykroyd being in this booth all day, just being like, you know, like, you're doing it wrong! Try again! Okay, Dan, let's get five more takes of that. It is cool to hear, like, the actual Ghostbusters, though. Oh, sure. Now, my theory on the Ghostbusters is that they should stop making movies, and especially after that X-Men show proved you could do it, is just make another season of real Ghostbusters. That would be cool. I think that that would go better, and that people would be more receptive to that. Because I think all those guys are still around, except for Lorenzo Music, who... passed away a couple years ago, but I think Dave Coulier also played Peter Venkman. Oh, really? Oh, yeah, yeah. For Real Ghostbusters, so you just get him. I'm supposed to go here. think it's very weird that both Lorenzo music and and Bill Murray have both played Garfield and Peter Venkman the both of them played well Garfield was kind of based on Bill Murray his voice at least and then I think so like I think they kind of used him as like inspiration I just always thought that that's very funny that one started as Peter Venkman and became Garfield and the other started as... Or I don't know. Maybe my timeline's not right. The point is, it's two very specific roles to be shared by two people. Wow, your little guy's out of shape. I know. Let's see what the chat's saying. Uh... Crank or said Dave played the Bill Murray role. Yeah, so that was. That was the Lorenzo music one. There was a lot of great ghosts on the real Ghostbusters. There was that like Grendel ghost with like the the big weird trench coat and the. I think there was one that was like a big like had like a jack-o'-lantern for a head. Where the hell am I supposed to go? very kind of like classic Scooby Doo, almost some of them. Getting warmer. Warmer. I've been watching a lot of older Scooby Doo lately for some reason. And getting a good scan is sort of like taking a good snapshot. Careful. And, uh, I don't know. Yeah, the older Scooby-Doos are kind of interesting because newer Scooby-Doos are very focused on the gang, you know, and everything. But the older ones, the gang have, like, no personality and the focus is all just on the cool-ass ghosts. Oh, yeah. And I'm like, that's what we need to get back to because some of those ghosts are, like, really cool. Like, uh, the space kook who has, like, you know, like, the big dome with, like, the skull underneath and, uh, like, the minor forty-niner and, uh... You know, in like the haunted houses or these like beautiful map paintings and stuff, the gang have like no personality. We gotta get back to making dope-ass Scooby-Doo ghosts. If we're gonna get that franchise back on the rails. I love Scooby-Doo. I cannot get these sunglasses to sit correctly. I look like a crazy person. Wait. G-Beanie says, Matt, if you get a chance, be sure to watch the Scooby-Doo Mysteries Incorporated. I've seen some of that. It seems pretty cool. It's a lot more like a long story running through it. Which I don't know if I like a lot. But I do need to give it a shot. The problem is, like, every time I want to watch that kind of stuff, it gets taken off of whatever streaming service it's on. It's a bad time to be a Warner Brothers cartoon on a streaming service. Uh, Danny says, Matt, have you seen the movie where Arkham and Scarecrow cross over into Scooby-Doo? I don't know if I've seen that, but I watched, while I was home over Christmas, there's a crossover movie with Scooby-Doo and Batman the Brave and the Bold, which, have you ever seen that cartoon before, Chris? Uh, yes, I think so. It's great. It's one of the more underrated Batman things that's come out in the last decade or so, but they crossed Scooby-Doo over with that, and that's really good. Like Detective Chimp is in it, and like Martian Manhunter, and they all interact with Scooby-Doo, and it's good stuff. Think we're stuck. Think we're stuck. The best Scooby Doo will still always. Oh yeah, you guys good with officially stuck in the elevators. Show of hands. Here it comes, so that's me in the back I guess. That's you in the corner. That's you in the spotlight. There he is. They really do get the look of the proton packs and everything. Right. It's cool. Is there like a VR Ghostbusters game? There has to be by now, right? I understand the urge to experiment, but crossing the streams is a terrible idea. Don't cross the streams. He says, as all of you have crossed the streams five thousand times in this stupid video game sequence. We're all not. Ghostbusters is, like, such a weird idea, and, like, the fact that it works as a movie at all is kind of amazing. And that you can go back and rewatch it, and it's just, it's, like, really well written from a screenplay perspective, and, uh, it's funny, and it's, like, you know, dry, and it's got iconic ghosts and stuff. It's weirdly kind of like a very conservative like being booby when you think about it's like it's all about like like Going out and starting your own business and how like your biggest enemies are these government agencies that want to shut you down Yeah, that's true Wait, did I just die and then a ghost helped me out? Hey there, pal. I noticed you fell over. You should watch your back. Crap. Slimer. Wise Twin Sailor says Ghostbusters Rise of the Ghost Lord was a VR game. It was released in twenty twenty three. Oh, see, I knew they had to have had something like that by now. Danny says it's terror time again, get stuck in their head about four times a year. I'm a hundred percent certain Matt was gonna label that as the best Scooby-Doo. Yes, yes, Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island is the best Scooby-Doo. That air in the two thousands in general when they were making those straight to VHS DVD movies are great because that's good and Witch's Ghost is also very good. I think the live-action movies are alright. I have a lot of thoughts on Scooby Doo. Is that Don Jr.? The proton bag is such a great design. I know. And I'll tell you, I had the proton pack toy as a kid and it was the greatest thing. You'd attach this weird little foam tube thing to the end and spin it around and it kind of looked like the Ghostbusters stream. I had, I remember one year for, uh, for Christmas, it was like, you know, and this is like the late nineties and this is like, my mom was really good at eBaying when you could still kind of use eBay as a normal person. And, uh, and she got both me and my sister proton packs. She found one of them was like the real Ghostbusters era, blue plastic one for my sister. And then she got me, this was the era of extreme Ghostbusters. So I got the extreme Ghostbusters proton pack that had like, also like a plastic thing that went on the end, but it like lit up and. You could like launch a rocket out of the top of it. Don't touch the slime. It's slimy and it's extremely dangerous. Extreme Ghostbusters is a decent show. I'd have to watch that. I never saw it. It's a direct sequel to real Ghostbusters. The real Ghostbusters return in one episode and I think there's one or two of them where they like ghosts from the first series return and Because it's all about Egon. He has a team of new, hip, young, diverse Ghostbusters. And by diverse, I mean there's like a goth girl in it. And like a black guy. Come here. No, come here. I do kind of feel like I'm hanging out with Bill Murray in this. I like it. They should just make a video game just called Hanging Out with Bill Murray. You just go to the grocery store and you get into different shenanigans with them. They need to make a Grand Theft Auto where you're Bill Murray and you run around the city and you can do those Bill Murray pranks on people. You're always hearing about where he goes and he puts his hands over people's eyes and says nobody will believe you. he just yeah yeah yeah crashes someone's karaoke party what's the chat say uh plasticsborg zero zero zero says shoot his butt I like that in a case uh Boken Intangible says, I love the live-action Scooby-Doo movie. It was fun. Yeah, I like both of those. James Gunn. James Gunn. Fellow Tromo alum, James Gunn. Oh, Plastic Sporks wants you to shoot Bill Murray's butt, please. That's what that was. Should I? That seems mean. Confetti Rainbow Cake says, I love Scooby-Doo. It would be cool to see a crossover with them and Ghostbusters. Oh, Matt, did you update Fall Guys? Your Fall Guys? It should be updated. Yeah, let me double check on that. Yeah, if you haven't opened your Fall Guys in a while, that's the group game tonight. There may or may not be an update that you have to do to do that. But I've been playing it a lot lately, so I probably don't. Let me just check on that real fast. Hang on. That's all there is to it. You just throw this junk anywhere. I don't stick around for that. Let's me consult my Nintendo, my Nontondo swatch. That Fall Guys game is a lot of fun. I wish I had the Ghostbusters skins for Fall Guys to play, since this is our Ghostbusters night, but I refuse to spend real money on this game with little bean people in it. speaking of free to play games chris and I were talking about this uh they're shutting down that star wars hunters game so we really we all screwed up what did that make it not even a year probably I feel bad because we were gonna play that at some point I feel like but it was just too much of a hassle and there was like a weird thing where you had to play through x amount of it before it let you do multiplayer so it was just always more hassle than it was worth to do it for this show but okay my fall guys is all caught up so he swiggity swooty coming for that booty let's see bindale says there's a line from this game where you shoot bill murray he says ow that's an owl there burned in my brain how did they get bill murray to commit to doing this though it just seems like the least like it just seems he would never say yes to this and yet Well, I mean, it's voice acting. So, you know, with the right technology, you can really be super accommodating. He didn't have to be in the same room with anybody else. You know, you just get him for a couple hours somewhere and get him to do a lot of stuff. He probably got paid a ton, too. Well, that, too. Yeah. It's so weird what Bill Murray will and won't do. He held off on doing the third Ghostbusters for so long, and now that Harold Ramis has passed away, he'll just show up at anything, and you just see him on screen, and he just looks so checked out. It's like, you're the reason we couldn't have a proper Ghostbusters three. Because you got mad at Harold Ramis while making fucking Groundhog's Day, and had a weird grudge forever. My favorite fact about Groundhog's Day is that Harold Ramis shot that, like, he shot all the parts at the end where the character's good at the beginning of the shoot and all the parts at the beginning where he's an asshole at the end because he just knew that Bill Murray would get more and more, like, impossible to work with as the thing went on. And that's what happened. And then they didn't talk to each other for like twenty years after that. Yeah. Yeah. This game is super fun. We'll be playing more of this next week, too. I'm back, everybody. I guess we should take stock with people. We've been doing this for a couple weeks where we play one game for one or two or sometimes three weeks in a row. How have you all been liking that so far? Do you want us to keep doing that? Would you prefer to watch us go back to more like the way it was before? From the Ghostbusters. Penguins. Ninety one ninety two says Murray was so good on the SNL fiftieth anniversary. I still haven't watched that yet. Oh, yeah. Is it worth it? Is it worth checking out? It's kind of hit or miss, but there are a few really funny sketches that are worth checking out. The last time I got excited about any of that was the one, I guess it was the fortieth anniversary, the one where people were like, Eddie Murphy's going to show up on SNL. He hasn't been on SNL in forever, and he's going to be there. And then he showed up, and he said three words, and then went away, and everybody was like, that's it? Grab the little spud. wait when was that it was I want to say it was like the fortieth anniversary because yeah like uh you know eddie murphy had kind of like you know been apart from snl for a long time and this was his first appearance on it forever and people are like oh it's a big deal he's gonna be on snl for the anniversary and everything is he gonna do a character what's he gonna do and then he just went on stage it was like uh hey it's good so yeah yeah But when he hosted a while ago, he was super funny. Yeah, and then much later, he actually hosted and then did all that. Yeah, because he did all of his characters, like Gumby and... Yeah, he did Mr. Robinson. Mr. Robinson, yeah. He's having like a weird career thing because he just vanished for a while too and now he's back and he's making like the new Beverly Hills Cop movie and like the new Coming to America and it's just like remember this? It's better than... He was on a streak of just real, real bad movies. Real stinkers. He was in Norbit. Norbit. He was in Meet Dave, which we know our good pal Bill Corbett had something to do with, but I think even he would agree that it's not... one of his better flicks he was in the haunted mansion movie did you ever see that no didn't they try to reboot that again they did I still haven't seen that haunted mansion I just think you can't you can't really turn that into a good movie because the stuff there is all just kind of window dressing for like a spooky haunted house ride The best way if you were going to do a Haunted Mansion adaptation, I think, is to do like a Tales from the Crypt situation where it's like an anthology show but hosted by the Haunted Mansion stuff is like the bookends. Yeah. Eddie Murphy is in the fiftieth anniversary thing, by the way. Oh, yeah. Although it was kind of... He was funny. The sketch was not very good, though. Well, that's true of most things these days with that. It's felt like it was, I don't know, I mean, it was done live, so you can forgive certain things, but it seemed like there was some kind of miscommunication during that sketch. Because, like, Tom Hanks just, like, appears out of nowhere. It's really weird. We were watching it, and we're like, wait, but what happened? Eddie Murphy disappears, and he's replaced with Tom Hanks. Very strange. There we go. Like, he went on for, like, the wrong sketch. It was just, like, reading the cue cards. They just, like, pulled with it. That's really weird. It's like the beginning of Team America when they destroy France and they're like, no need to thank us. This seems like maybe a good place to stop and we'll pick it up next week. Alrighty. I think we should do some fall guys, though. Fall guys, fall guys. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We've got some more ghosts, this is. Someone should just make a Ghostbusters game that is literally just the Haunted Mansion, but with ghosts. David Pumpkins. I'm David Pumpkins. My niece and nephew love David Pumpkins. It is pretty great, but it's just funny seeing little kids like... I guess that's kind of, like, the genius of that sketch. It's like, you don't even know why it's funny. It just is. I think, like, they had, like, an official David Pumpkins at, like, the Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios last year or something. Was it him? I mean, it wasn't literally Tom Hanks, but, you know, because, like, I guess, like, you know, Universal, like, and NBC and everything are all a thing. He was there with, like, his little skeleton guys, yeah, doing, you know... Have you seen the David Pumpkins animated Halloween special on Hulu? It is so fucking funny. Oh, is it really? It's actually really funny. No, it's just like what you'd expect with that kind of joke. He has all this lore, but none of it really makes a lot of sense. Like, he has to be back in the pumpkin patch by, like, eight forty-seven p.m. Like, it's a weirdly specific and off time. I think it was written by, like, Streeter Seidel and, uh, like, the guys that wrote the original sketch. Streeter Seidel did stand-up at, um, QED a couple times. Oh. Alright, maybe now is a good time. Now's a good time to change over. Okay, should I be the one that has my switch on the display? We can both have them. Okay. Wait, are you set up for it, though? Well, I'm just going to pop mine in the switch dock real quick. I was making sure I was updated during the thing. Okay. pumpkin song stuck in my head now hi poppy david s pumpkins Hey, HUD Walker Tunnels, usually here on Mary Jo Tuesdays. Figured I'd stop by today. Thanks for stopping by today. We're here every Monday, eight p.m. Eastern, Super Dumb Bros, and every Thursday at eight p.m. Eastern for the Dumb Industries Mystery Hour. Just the greatest show ever, by the way. I really have to go through all this. Did they really expect anyone to read these things? Like the terms of agreement? You still there, Matt? We lost Matt. This looks different. Wow, that was weird. Sorry, I'm trying to get my switch set up in the other window, and it's being weird with settings. OK. All right. uh there we go yeah I look like today jesus you're gonna rearrange us a little bit all righty uh where do we have to um so I'm just gonna do should I host uh if you want yeah I guess whichever one of us yeah I guess I figured it would be easier for me to be on screen because I've done it before but it's pretty easy to do All right, there's the code everyone. R V L a should be room for all of us. And this game is cross platform, right? Yeah, this is on Switch. It's on the Epic Store, which you can play on PC, and it's on Android, or if you're in the European Union, which some of you might be, you can play it on iOS. Nice. All right, we got five of you here. We got five of you here. We got five of you. Oh my gosh, I watched earlier today, for whatever reason, I just had this weird urge to watch the episode of South Park with the shop teacher. Have you ever seen with where the shop teacher is like, don't screw around, you screw around, you get hurt. And he has like this weird girlfriend who's like a real person. And all the flashbacks, she's like, like, Richard, you have to come see me fly next weekend. And then she dies in a plane crash. I haven't seen that. richard richard I'm flying msd jamie quit screwing around yeah what do you think should we start it seems like seven oh yeah should I go ahead and mute mine I guess since that one of us should say yeah yeah mute mine thanks for hanging out with us today thanks for being a friend We've got twenty five people watching in the Super Club. Eighty five people on Twitch. Nice. It grows every week. Head to the Super Club, everyone. Just like a fungus or a mole. No, but more and more people are watching it directly on the website, which is great. So thank you guys for your support. Yeah. Don't forget. Yeah, it's free to watch over there. And it's up till next week when we put up a new one. Alright, should we start it now? We got eight people. Yeah, see what you can find in the game selector that we can play with eight people. All right. Volleyball tournament? Have we done that one? All the sports games suck on this. Oh, okay. So what should I go do? What's the... Oh my gosh, my eyes are so poor I cannot read. I need to make my screen full screen for a second. Okay. Ear go up. Maybe just like the fan favorites if it'll let you get away with that. Oh, we got nine people. All right. Should we start it? Yeah, do it. Do it now. Do it. That's it for Palpatine would say. Do it. All right. Whose little beans going to win? Do it. Do it. I just do it. I just do it. Quit screwing around. Yeah, let me put this, let me just keep that on the screen. Thank you, Crankor. Oh my god, what am I supposed to do? I haven't played this one. Uh, you're just trying not to fall off, and you throw those little balls at other people to try to knock them off. How do you pick up the little balls? Uh, right trigger. And then eventually the floor is going to start falling away and making this more and more difficult. I'm a little red bean. Oh, God. I'm a little red boy. Oh, did you see the news about Jason today? Yeah. And the only news that's been good? The girl from Freaks and Geeks. Speaking of Scooby-Doo, Velma's going to play Mrs. Voorhees in a Friday the Thirteenth prequel. Oh, that's right. I forgot she was Velma. And A-Twenty-Four is producing it? Oh, that's interesting. But is that the Crystal Lake show that they had announced a while ago? I think that's what this is. She's supposedly playing a singer who had to put her dreams on hold to raise her. I don't know. It looks like it's going to be weird, but we'll see what happens. I think what they should just do with Jason is just Stranger Things it up and just have a bunch of Stranger Things kids versus Jason. Why does nobody ever have real kids in a Jason thing? I lost. Well, because you can't show a bunch of kids getting brutally murdered. Well, why not? You know? Oh, look. He's got the Ghostbusters suit. Nice. Well done, JDB. I'm going to report you because you're too damn good. Oh, that's the dog from Nightmare Before Christmas. Yeah, what's it? Zero was his name? Mm-hmm. Love that little guy. The Nightmare Before Christmas, people, that's a marketing genius because you get two holidays out of the same movie. That's why it's the best movie. You can watch it at any time between October and December. And I do. I always watch that movie at least once a year. I like Halloween, but Hot Topic in the mid-two thousands, I feel like kind of ruined Nightmare Before Christmas. I mean, it became like, yeah, it's definitely grown. Like when that movie came out, I mean, it was popular, but it wasn't the merchandising behemoth that it is now. Or it's like you go to any Rite Aid and probably find some like Nightmare Before Christmas merchandise at it. This is Halloween. I'm a Hot Topic tween. Would you like some zippered pants? Oh man, the music in that movie is so good. This is Halloween. I'm at the Hot Topic scene. I would like a Harley Quinn sweater. Ah, crap. Oh, did I win? I won. Oh, look at you. Look at you. That's a me. shark doggy says it was all mbh or zim stuff I tried to get a job at the hot topic in the mall when I was in high school and they interviewed me like two times and eventually they're like this guy's insane this guy's wearing flip-flops can't hire him this was during the time period when I was like my hair was dyed black and I was like flat ironing it and like gelling it at the same time and it's a I wish I knew you back then so I could make fun of you that's fair I mean, God, if you saw me in high school, you'd make fun of me, that's for sure. Why does it keep just only playing this one level over and over? Yeah, shouldn't it be going through fan favorites? We'll investigate on the next. We can change the game up for the next one if we need to. Ah, piss. Piss. Isn't that on South Park? Piss out your ass. Do you remember that? Yeah, like the Tourette's episode, I think. Piss. I remember when that aired, I was just in shock that they got away with that, yet it was still so funny. South Park had a real sweet spot they had at one point, because the early ones are just so crass, and the newer ones are very nihilistic. There was a sweet spot. I know. They started to realize, oh, we can actually be kind of adorable, too, at the same time, like an episode all about butters. Yeah. And also, like, when Cartman becomes, like, a Christian, he forms, like, a Christian band. Faith plus one. I love his one song about, like, oh, why is my... Oh, that was weird. My mic muted for a second. Oh, no, wait. Oh, can you hear me still? Yeah. Oh, okay. That was weird. Stream bar bligged out. I mean, I love Cartman's song, like, The Body of Christ. Yeah. Body of Christ, sleek swimmin' body, all muscled up and toned, body of Christ. I mean, we used to watch that, like, any time there was a new episode on, we watched it. I haven't watched it in, like, ten years, though. I'm telling you, if you want a good one to watch, go find, I think it's, it's, I don't remember what season it is, but it's called Tweak vs. Craig, and it's got the shop teacher in it and his girlfriend. Oh, another Ghostbuster one. Big rig, yeah, well done, big rig. Okay, let's try to change up the game this time. I haven't watched the newer Southparks in a while. I haven't either. There's all those weird specials and stuff. Even earlier today, I need to start canceling some streaming services. It's just like an indictment of the world we live in. I went on my Paramount Plus to try to watch Southpark, and they had nine or ten different Southpark specials. It was just the show Southpark. I think that's all they do now. To watch that I had to go to max max has south park the show but paramount plus has like the new south park specials and I'm like oh I'm about to just go back to pirating everything this is just like a nightmare um so which game I which game should we play I don't know which ones hang on let me full screen real quick so I can read uh oh can we pick this specific one uh we got ten players now so What do we usually play? The jump around one could be fun. Those are just like a survival thing. This one's good. Let's see who we got. We got Royal Mongoose, Brilliantow, Farley Flavors, me, Big Rick Blues, Roger, Kaputnik, Lazulia, Trumpy, Ratmiser, JDB-XVII, and Darcel Jones. All right. Let's do this, folks. Let's get our bean on. um and did everyone see the announcement yesterday oh yeah the mads are back april which just so happens to be my birthday by the way so you're all required to attend three days after my birthday and that's right so you really have to attend everyone no uh it's aries season and we're gonna be intolerable for the entire month It's also tax day, so hopefully you got your taxes done. Come celebrate that nightmare of being over or beginning. I don't know. Either one. I still got to sign the final documents to get mine. Oh, God. I have so much shit I have to get over. Basically, everything with mine is done. I just have to sign off on it and give it all one more read over. Yeah. The only reason tax is like it takes me so long to get everything because I just procrastinate. Probably like everyone else. I just don't want to think about it. It's all just like it hurts my brain. I send this stuff in on time and then my accountant asks me a bunch of questions. I'm just like, I don't want to answer those. Don't make me. Please don't make me do this. Yeah, is anyone getting refunds? People are asking in the chat. I think we could probably get away with just not filing taxes this year. But I don't want to risk that. I'm paying the most I've ever paid in my life this year. Yeah. Uh, yeah, that just goes to show if any of you were thinking of going into, to working freelance, uh, just remember that that, uh, self-employment tax is a real bitch. And if you basically have any other job that has some type of w two work coming out, uh, you don't have to pay that from what I can tell. So you boys about getting, maybe you gotta pay for other stuff. Oh yeah. There's no getting around it, man. You gotta pay. It just sucks. But yeah, I'm really wondering, like, how are they, like, this is just like in turmoil right now. How are they going to process taxes? Yeah. But yeah, just do all you can. I don't know. Al Canoxa says, best not to risk it. Getting CrossFit to the IRS is a bad idea. I know. That's why. I do, but it's like, in the back of my head, I'm like, if I just don't file money, what am I? Oops. Dude, it's like my freaking cousins, like, just didn't file any taxes for, like, four or five years. What? And I'm just like, how do you get away with that? They were like, you know. I had a friend like that in college, just never filed his taxes. And we're like, but wait, like, every year? He's like, no. and he just had like a normal like you know nine to five job wt like he would have gotten money back he just never yeah like no one ever bothered him about it because exactly just keep it an extra money like it's yeah but still it's not a good idea yeah it's uh That is so weird. My cousins make all kinds of bad financial decisions. Do you just know people like that where you're just like, I don't understand how you're not homeless right now from just every financial decision you make? I have a theory that a lot of people are secretly wealthy or something. I don't know. In a lot of debt? Or in just a ton of debt, yeah. I mean, there's definitely, you know, in New York City comedy, there's there's a sect of people who are clearly like just rich kids posing as like. know starring artists but but we all know we all we all I do know a couple comedians where I'm just like like yeah it's like they're they're like part-time between like here and you know like and where they're from so much and they're going like concerts all the time and I'm like yeah and just like living my life and you're just like I don't understand how you're like I'm over here like feeling guilty because I I ate out at the chinese restaurant like twice last week you know all right what's what's a game that we're all familiar with uh russian roulette in fall guys oh um Remember that game of Russian roulette we played at my apartment? That was fun. It's the most I've ever felt alive. That's Ian Ira Russo was never the same after that night. That was for two people out there. What's a good one? uh what's the time attack shuffle what was that like race against the clock or maybe the thin okay sure sure I just want to pick something jaypo says most people are in massive debt that's that's true I mean, I guess that is true is like, yeah, like you see some people and they look like they're, you know, like doing really well, but they're in like a ton of debt and you see some people who look like they're basically homeless, but they don't have, you know, like any, yeah, like, you know, debt or anything. They just live low to the ground. And it's like, you know, who really is worse off? Oh, I got to try to complete this whole thing in under three minutes. Is anyone watching the white Lotus is so good this season obsessed. I still don't understand quite exactly how it... So it's like at the same resort every season? No, it's a chain of resorts, so every season takes place in a different location. And it's like a really upscale rich people's resort. I saw a bunch of episodes from one of the seasons. I've just had trouble understanding how you anthologize that. Well, some characters carry over. Okay. But the story, like the overall storyline is different season to season. But there is like connected characters and stuff. Okay. It's really good. I mean, it's just Mike White is so good at writing characters and creating situations. Let me through, bitch. Parker Posey's on this season and she gets like all the best, most hilarious lines. It's so great. I'm literally about to like throw my controller. This is the most frustrating guy. Yeah, this is really frustrating. Son of a bitch. How do you do this? Oh, my God. You know what's depressing is I've played this track plenty, and I can do this when I'm just on my own, but now I'm... Oh, now I go over that side. Jesus Christ. I'm about to have the definition of a stroke right now. Oxygen's going to stop going to your brain? Yes. My God. I'm right here at it. Just let me... Okay. Wait for it to go past... Oh, I see that there's one minute left. I can't... Ugh. Oh, no. Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh, my God. Oh, no. Ugh. This is... This is... This is poopy. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, this is... Oh, I died. How are you supposed to get across this? Oh, no. If you could feel how tense my thighs are right now. Oh, come on. Wait. Did I make it? I made it, like, right at one. Oh. Oh, my God. That was so close. I literally was, like, diving toward the finish line at, like, one second. I need, like, a cigarette after that. White Lotus is so good. Yes, G-Beanie. volcanic I always forget how to say this name volcanic girl my mom has been watching six feet under on netflix my parents are obsessed with that show I gotta start it it sounds like it's really good I mean I remember when it was on because they were watching it all the time but I know it's about I just never really followed it yeah Oh, G-Beanie, what's Adolescence? Because we watched the trailer for that. It looked really good. It's like a British show, I think. Voka Nintengirl. Okay. Got it. Thanks, Cranker. I'm going to put that back on the screen. I've been rewatching The Simpsons from the beginning. What? What season are you on? I've literally just started again, so I'm on like one. I just started season two. Those early ones are a little rough. Yeah, I just got to Treehouse of Horror, the first one, so it's going to start picking up. Oh, so you're in season two. Yeah. I love watching the early ones because you could see like the humor was there they just didn't quite yeah but like you could you know it's still like the same kind of satire that they kind of perfected oh my god oh my god oh my god I am playing like ass tonight and I know it's not because There's like lag or anything. That could have a little to do with it. Whoa, whoa. Oh, oh. That always looks so painful when you fall on these things. Like you're just hitting a bunch of metal bars. Yeah. You're just like this cushy little bean who This game reminds me a lot of when I was a kid, I went to like my parents took me to Discovery Zone. You know what that is? Yeah, kind of. It's like a giant like playground kind of thing. This has like the Discovery Zone aesthetic perfectly. Oh, like it just means those. It just needs those those slides made out of like the rollers from like a conveyor belt. To complete it. Penguins always wondered if Tracy Ullman got residual since the start on her show. I believe she sued them at some point. They've resolved it, but she was bitter about that for a little bit. Yeah. It is kind of messed up. It's like they debuted on her show. It's basically a spin-off of the Tracy Ullman show. And it was like a dumb cartoon. If you watch those early Tracy Ullman cartoons, they're just very whatever. I'm sure if you told Tracy Ullman... Wait, am I the only one playing? What is going on here? I'm still here, but I made it through. I made it through. Oh, because I hit restart. Dope. Oh, are you playing it again? I guess. I didn't mean to. Oh, you can do a new attempt, so it's okay. Oh, the top two win. I made it in ninth, so that is... Oh, my God. I forgot to tell you, Matt. I saw Kevin McDonald's show Superstar at the Soho Playhouse on Saturday, and... very special guest, Janine Garofalo, who's the best. I saw the pictures from it. That's awesome. Janine Garofalo and Frank Conniff were both in it, and Dave Hill. Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, it was great. I hope they extend it. I think Sunday was the last show, but, I mean, it was completely sold out, and it was so goddamn funny. Nice. I had seen him do it before at the bell house, but it was like a totally different cast. And this was like a much more intimate, like everyone, you know, it's like a small black box theater with seats and everything. That's awesome. Yes. I got to meet Janine when she did the, the open riff, Mike QED with Frank. I think that's the only time I've met her. Yeah. Did you get to like go backstage or anything or like, No, because I was there with my parents because they were spending the night at our place. And Frank was very kind to put us all on the guest list. Oh, nice. And so they drove in. So after it was over, there was like a meet and greet line for Kevin. Oh, I got kicked out of the lobby. and then um but it was just like my parents wanted to get home for various reasons and um we did see janine garofalo smoking a cigarette outside the theater like an hour before the show which was cool that's pretty clutch I saw her getting off the train once at like the atlantic center and I was just like it was one of those things where it's like I saw her like getting off as I was getting on and just like for a second yeah But yeah, I got to talk to her QED for a second and tell her how great Mystery Men is. And then she riffed, I think, Jaws four, right? Isn't that what we had? Yeah, there's like a clip from Jaws four that we had. whoever won that got to do like probably like Aaron Lynn O'Connor or something. Um, I need to get back into the lobby again. I have been booted. Oh, okay. Well, it's nine thirty. I was going to say, I mean, we should start winding stuff down. Yeah. Start winding some stuff down for the evening. Get, I'm getting like very John Tash to Lila and just everybody's just going to try to, to calm it on down for the evening. And, uh, Find us something a little bit more relaxing to do. All of us are all pent up here from all this stressful gaming together. It's a lot of excitement. A lot of excitement. Maybe we should pursue some ASMR kind of alleys, you know? I've been thinking about it, man. Do this kind of thing where it's... That is basically what I do. We could just deliver. We could just be promoting all of our shows as like a podcast. That's just like my low voice like this, you know, and just telling you about on Tuesday night. Yes. We have a new Mary Jo Peel show. Oh, that's right. Tomorrow night. Game show night, everyone. We're keeping it a secret. Game show night. what we're going to be playing but you guys will have the opportunity special game show I'm gonna kill you stop that uh we have special guests joining us and uh you guys will also get a chance to play along with the with the game so get in the mary joe peele show clubhouse because we're only going to post the room codes for clubhouse members um And a special game, a special prize. Special game, special prize. Special team, special player. And God, the Mads are back April, April, April, April, April, April, April, April, April, Yeah, and we got some other announcements about some other stuff. We do. Oh, Thursday. Come watch the Dumb Industries Mystery Hour on Thursday because, yeah, we'll be announcing something else that night along with a huge giveaway that we'll be doing. Yeah. Don't miss it. Some fruits of some labor that we've been working on for quite some time may start to bloom. There's a lot of stuff in April that's going to... It's going to be a busy time. Our birthdays and stuff. We hope you all join us. But thank you so much. We still got a hundred people watching. That rocks. We'll be playing more Ghostbusters next week. So come join us again. Come bring all of your Ghostbusters talk with you. We're going to be talking more Ghostbusters. Maybe I'll give you all my thoughts on the Ghostbusters with the monkey in it. Oh, the weird filmmation thing? Remember the Ghostbusters with the monkey in it? Oh, and yes, I'm so glad Serena just commented with a bunch of emotes. But if you subscribe to our Twitch channel now, you get a bunch of new Dumb Industries emotes. I'm going to put some more in there, too, because they're fun. fun time it's a fun little festive thing oh crankers got the uh ray parker jr busted makes me feel good you can't see it on the stream but in in the twitch chat uh it's like animated gifs of ray parker that rocks well done cranker very good yeah uh ghostbuster spirits unleashed for co-op I saw that that is a game. We'll look into it. Is that something we could do? We're trying to find co-op games that encourage as many people as possible to play them. So like things that are really cross platformy and like free to play and stuff. Those are good suggestions for that kind of thing we find. Oh yeah. Typically speaking. All right. Good night everybody. We're going to be going back over to dumb television. Yep, we're gonna be playing some, uh, what do I have planned for Dumb TV After Dark? I put it on in the thing, but it's, uh... Hang on. I will be able to tell you in three seconds. I think TV at ten is starting soon, too. Oh, yeah. I'm going to play Baffled one more time. So if you haven't seen Baffled yet after this week, check that out. And I'll be playing Witching Hour, Ace Hits the Big Time after that, the final version of that that we did, and then some Mad Shorts and Movie Joe. And that's going to close out the night. Nice. You guys are all the best. Thank you so much for joining. We're going to raid Dumb Weird in just a minute. And we'll see you guys real soon. Yep. See you tomorrow. Keep on rocking in the free world.

Another Monday is here which means it’s time for the Super Dumb Bros. to fire up their Nintendo Switches and play some damn video games! This week, Matt & Chris continue their journey through the Telltale game The Walking Dead, and then play some RiffTrax: The Game with viewers! Yes!!!!

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Isn't it like a jet to bring a knife to a nuclear war? They could drive around. Stop! There's a bomb in that case! Yeah, yeah! Nice Beatles cover. Coming soon to Weird and Wonderful Wednesday Watchalongs. I like this idea. Well, speak up. What do you want to say? I've come to claim the twenty pounds reward for Frankie McPhillip. Frankie McPhillip? Thank you. Oh, it's troubleshooting. Here we go. At first, some people report feeling the pulsation more in certain areas or more on one side of their face than the other. They become concerned the system may not be operating correctly. Again, assuming you are using enough gel, this is not unusual with one side of the face being more sensitive. This all definitely seems like a weird sex thing, right? Yeah, yeah. What if you used it on a different part of your body? I know. Someone is definitely auto-erotic asphyxiated. Yeah, before. Do you think anyone's doing more than one wife? I wonder. Some people might. It amazes me when we get at the end of class, I'll see people's paintings and how much extra things that they've put into their painting. You know, they get all these extra... Did you start yesterday? You know, it's... I don't know how they do it so... We do sometimes get paintings in advance if a student knows they can't make it, but they want us to show their work. We've had that happen a couple times. Ah, okay. I just love the wrestling theme. on the sand and uh and I still have memories of that of them like ah I'm getting sand in their eyes but that was just too much going on in the painting to get it done in this amount degree of another on the sunday late series great it's the world of the supernatural I haven't wanted to fast forward anything yet yeah suspenseful I have a feeling about that girl not anything she's done yet but something she's going to do something evil See Baffled, Sunday night at eleven thirty on four. Baffled. Nobody expects the Ironside Inquisition. Yeah, watching him walk around and do nothing is so much more interesting than seeing the killings by the monster. Will he walk into another room? Or stay in this room? Oh, my God, the suspense is killing me! Ay, ay, ay. I've got his cataracts. Oh, damn, marriage agrees with me. Oh, now I can't do the harp. Oh, Groucho, mirror scene. Well, that was a productive afternoon. This is like a real estate video. My dinner with Andre didn't have this many indoor scenes. Oh, there we are. Hello, everybody. Hello, hello, hello. hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello is it us you're looking for oh yes is it see it in your eyes is it us you're looking for maybe perhaps we are are we gonna is one of you gonna be a blind lady who makes a creepy bust of us in your pottery class uh You never know. Guys, everyone's loving the new dumb emojis. Oh, cool. And someone, I don't know who started this, but there's something called Gigantify where you can make a giant emoji in the chat. I think you have to cheer. Use some of your bits to cheer in the chat. I've never sounded older in my life than just saying it. Put some cheers in the chat. Use your bits to cheer. This is getting like that Star Trek episode where they met the alien that can only speak in like metaphors and everything they said just made no sense if you weren't from their culture. And it was like, you know, like Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra and like everything they said was a reference. If you had told Mew like ten years ago that someday you would say use your bits in the chat to cheer, you'd be like, what the fuck does that even mean? So you can't tell here on StreamYard, but this Roddy McDowall emote is gigantic on Twitch. Oh, okay. It's a huge Roddy right there in the chat. Now, is it like JPEG quality, or is it kind of like... It looks pretty good. Okay. I mean, it looks pretty high-res, and we got all of them. We even have Big Ed in there, Matt. I don't know if you saw that earlier. Oh, yeah. We now have a Big Ed emote. For a split second, me and my girlfriend have been watching Twin Peaks a lot lately. When you said the Big Ed emote, I was picturing like a Big Ed Hurley who owned the gas farm in Twin Peaks. And I was like, what a random one person to have an emote of. But no, the better Big Ed who has no neck and uses mayonnaise in his hair. Yes. Oh, yes. But yeah, you can subscribe on Twitch. That'll get you all those emotes. And while we don't support Bezos or Amazon or Twitch, really, at all, you can also... It's a fun little perk there. Use your free Prime Twitch sub you get every month on our Twitch channel. then you're really sticking it to the man but you can also head to dumb industries.com super dumb bros and watch completely ad free in our super dumb bros super club right at our website there um and uh Oh, we should say what we're playing tonight, right? Have we even said what show this is? I get lost sometimes. Yeah, this is sort of our laid-back kind of show, so we need to think of a better intro here. But this is Super Dumb Brothers. This is our show where we get together every Monday, and we kind of just celebrate having survived the first day of the week together. It's very chill, very laid-back. We're just going to be playing some video games. Chris is going to be playing through more of the Walking Dead Telltale game tonight. yes we're continuing last week uh he had there was a lot of pillow based uh plot yes um and that I'm gonna need you let a lady die and a man who looked like the neighbor from office space like fought you or something I don't know jackie b raises a good point I feel like every show is pretty laid back No, some of them we have a big outline and, you know, and I have assembled clips to play at different intervals. And this is like, we just like show up. Well, I mean, we got to set up the video game and everything. Sure. And decide what we'll play and everything. How can should we be seeing a commercial break in the club no that means you're just watching we just embedded and now I'm remembering why we stopped embedding the twitch channel on the main page because people go there and think that they're watching in the membership which is you're not you're watching it on twitch just embedded on our website but if you head to the memberships drop down and hit the super club then that'll bring you right to the super club that's where it's ad free and you still get the twitch chat there I got two turntables and a microphone. And if you are looking to also contribute in a fun little way, we're always doing our live donation shout-outs. I was thinking today, there's a lot of fun TV-themed songs that are out there, and maybe I'll do some of those in my characters. Of course, there's a place for a prompt, so if you have a very specific scenario, which some of y'all are getting very specific with these scenarios. Yeah, I like it. It's kind of an interesting development, but if not, I will break out my characters and do a variety of theme songs for you. So that's what I'm feeling. But yeah, so we're just going to play some Walking Dead. We're going to hang out. We're going to talk. Anything new and exciting going on with you right now, Chris? um let me think what did I do I babysat over the weekend oh yeah oh we discovered my nephew's favorite pastime is just saying hi to people outside the window over here because I live on the second floor of a pretty busy street in queens uh he loves just saying hi and then hiding And then just he giggles for, you know, twenty minutes and then does it again. Nice. For a second, I thought it was like it was like, well-natured, like he was like an old southern lady. I'm like a rocking chair on a porch, just like say. But he's he's essentially doing like the the greeting version of ding dong ditching. Yes. We discovered he liked doing this a few weeks ago. And then this is the first time we had him over since then. And it was like, as soon as his dad dropped off, like left, the first thing he wanted to do was just run up to them. And he's like, let's go say hi to people outside. We just did that for like a half hour. um kids are kind of you know they're a lot of work but also you can kind of easily abuse them at times oh yeah and it's great too it's just so harmless we're just saying hi to people and he's like is this illegal and I'm like no you can say hi to people if you want he's seven years old by the way At worst, somebody's just going to be like, what? Nobody's just going to be hurt or anything. Maybe they'll think they had an encounter with a ghost. There's a lot of foot traffic here, so it's kind of perfect for him. He can just see someone coming. He says hi. The person looks up, and then he's like, I totally got him. Yeah. That's great. That's, like, my niece's favorite game last time I was down is something that she dubbed Heads in the Couch, and all it is is just me picking her up and kind of, like, shaking her and then just, like, throwing her at a couch from, like, two feet away. Yeah. And we will do that for, like, twenty minutes. Oh, yeah. That's great. I used to play a game where I would throw one of them out the window, and I wouldn't actually throw them out the window. I would just kind of pretend, like, I was like, all right, time to throw you out the window. And then I'd pretend like they were falling, and I'd go like, eh. I kind of miss being small enough that somebody can just like pick you up and just do goofy like that you know like I know I get those people that fetishize like a giant ladies you know now I think after having this discussion do you know about those types of people that white wait say that again like their sexual fetish is being with like a giant lady Like a giant? Like a Jack and the Beanstalk-esque giant, but it's like a lady and, you know, and like being like a teeny tiny person, you know, not also being a giant, but like being like a teeny little person that she like carries around. And sometimes it's very sexual, but sometimes it's just like, they just feel safe being with a, if a giant lady was just in charge of them. I think they just watched way too much Muppet Babies as a kid. And there's just this weird fetish they've developed. Just giant legs and a voice you can't even see the person they're so big. Oh, yeah. Anyway. We'll be having more witty banter like that throughout the night, too. So stick around for that. We have a couple of donations here already. So let's see. We got our first donation from Jackie B. Thank you so much, Jackie B. Jackie, thank you. Oh, and I completely forgot. It's St. Patrick's Day. Oh, yeah. I'm wearing my green hoodie. Oh, that's not green. That's like neon yellow. It's green. I'm counting it as green. That is not green. I have my blue light on here. It's pretty green. I have a stick now that I'm going to use to point to Matt. That is not green. That is yellow. You were just trying to start conflict. You were... But that's the kind of thing that would get you pinched. I mean, I'm not wearing green. You should be pinching me, really. Yeah, you're being awfully judgy for someone who didn't even try. But that's not green. It's just not green. It's yellow. It's like yellow-green. It's like halfway there. It's neon. Rushmore Yankee nailed it. It's highlighter. Anyway, St. Patrick's Day. I don't know. I don't own a lot of green clothing. It's an issue. I guess I need to rectify it. I don't think I do either. Yeah, let's change that. Let's become more green. It ain't easy being green. It ain't easy being cheesy. Okay, anyway. What do you think is harder, being green or being cheesy in the terms of it ain't easy? Cheesy, for sure. Being cheesy sounds like I think we should all strive to be more cheesy. yes it can't hurt but just okay he seemed like he was on cocaine or something he seemed like a cool guy anyway jackie says happy saint patty's day uh could we get a little rainbow connection in your favorite impression voice and go thank you for all the dumbness well thank you jackie b and happy saint patrick's day Yeah, happy St. Patrick's Day. Thank you. Let me... Can you do rainbow connection? Yes, I can. I'm just making sure I don't screw the words up. We've got another couple of really good ones coming up here. Okay, cool. Okay, so I think I can make this work as Gollum, probably. It's like... So here we go. This is for you, Jackie. This is Gollum singing Rainbow Connection. Why are there so many songs about rainbows? And what's on the other side? Rainbows are visions, but only illusions. And rainbows have nothing to hide. So we've been talking that was great hey matt look I got a windshield wiper that sucks I'm moving into prop comedy in case anyone hasn't figured that out. Yeah, you're going to open for Carrot Top. Thank you so much, Jackie B. Thank you, Jackie. That was great, Matt. Well done. We have another one here. It was a little pitchy, dog, if I'm going to quote Randy Jackson of American Idol fame. A little pitchy, dog. Once I get my voice a little warmer, I think we'll be cooking with gas. I love Randy Jackson. I quote him quite a bit. Yeah. Whenever, you know, I'm like, it's alright, it's alright. I wouldn't say it's the bomb. Or when he's like, it's a no-for-me dog. I say that like at least twelve times a day. It's a classic. I say a lot, Seacrest out. I miss, does Ryan Seacrest still do that? That's a great exit phrase, just to be leaving someplace randomly and be like, Seacrest out. Out? Yeah, American Idol coined a lot of good catchphrases. Yeah. We should have an American Idol night on Mystery Hour. can we do that could we pull that off I know they definitely had like compilation episodes of like the worst singers and maybe we could have one of those be an option for something soon like an intermission or something yeah yeah I used to watch a lot of american idol and that was like the show like I was on board man that was those first four or five seasons yeah I was always on board for like the first couple episodes because I just want to watch like the losers embarrass themselves and then once it became like good people I was kind of just like okay just let me know at the end on the news who won forklift yes it is still a thing except it's not on fox anymore I just discovered this it's on it's been on abc for like the past four years oh weird so it was the last american idol that anybody like really gave exactly I know like I think lionel richie's one of the judges now oh yeah there's a terrifying ad with him where he's like coming out of like a dressing room mirror at like a lady and he looks like he's like candy man or something yeah it's all strange uh we have another donation here this one comes from spirocyte thank you so much spirocyte spirocyte thank you and spirocyte thank you thank you thank you has requested carl singing the theme song from cheers oh that's good carl from sling blade singing the theme song from Cheers. Uh, okay. So, uh, I don't, it's kind of hard to say when you're, when you're doing Carl Spiro side, but I can try to, to talk you through something that might help you take your mind off your troubles. So, because I know that making your way in the world today takes everything you got and taking a break from all your worries sure would help a lot. Wouldn't you like to get away? Wouldn't you like to get away? Wouldn't you like to get away for all those nights when you got no lights, the check is in the mail, and your little angel hung the cat up by its tail, and your third fiance didn't show? You know, and sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name, and they're always glad that you came. You want to be where you can see, you know, just that our troubles are all the same, and you want to be where everybody knows your name, and they got that potted meat and them biscuits and gravy. How responsible would you say the sitcom Cheers is in someone's alcoholism just deepening worse and worse? Because they have that song in their mind. It's such a fun, whimsical time. I know. It's like, yeah, let's go down to the bar and get tanked. Isn't it funny and cute that these people are at the bar so often that an entire sitcom can revolve around them where they never leave the bar, really? Is that even a thing now? Because, God, like... When I drank, I used to spend so much money on beer, but in this economy, I can't even imagine. Do people still just hang out at bars all night? I mean, I don't know. I haven't been to a bar in quite some time. I go every once in a while. I live in kind of the part of Park Slope where there's like a ton of bars all around me. And I'll occasionally like on a Saturday night, like go out and have like a drink or two because it's I don't drink at home anymore, but I do like to just go out and drink and to feel social, you know, and exactly. And I understand band playing, you know, but I don't like the people who hang out enough to like where the bartenders know who they are. Like, like, I mean, like the people there kind of go like and kind of know who I am a little bit. Yeah. Well, I have. I mean, I've had quite a few locations that I, you know, I understand the cheers mentality of wanting to go where everyone knows your name. One hundred percent. But, you know, in the grand scheme of things, it's probably not the best situation to go to the same bar every single night and spend every waking hour there. I did date a girl briefly, and I'll tell you who it is after this broadcast. But like she because you remember her. But, like, she was, like, a regular at this bar, and we would, like, I would go to hang out with her, and she just always, like, when we, you know, got together, she would take me up the street to this bar, and we would spend, like, three hours there, like, every night, and she had, like, just this massive bar tab of, like, a couple hundred dollars. I'm like, good God. Yeah. Like, it's nuts. Yeah, not every night. Multiple times. Exactly. That's kind of where I landed. I was never, like, a bar fly, but I, you know, there's quite a few places I used to frequent. Yeah. and still would honestly but I you know the pandemic happened and then yeah well and you don't drink anymore too it's like I don't know yeah I do I don't really drink anymore but I do think it's fun to have like yeah a drink or two at a bar every once in a while it's gonna be a long one it's gonna be a long one yeah we're gonna it's uh you know we're just we're just uh we're just chilling up here we're just uh yeah let's go ahead and get walking dead fired up Well, let's do one more because this one involves both of us. Oh, yes. We have a couple more here. Let's do this one. This one comes from Teresa E. Oh, thanks so much, Teresa. Teresa, thank you. Teresa says, hi, guys. Please have Columbo interview Alfred about who is the Batman. Oh, I haven't done Alfred in a while. Good pick. Why don't you be Alfred crying at the grave and then I'll interview you at the grave. Excuse me, sir. I know this is a very sensitive time and I'm sorry to bother you at such an important moment. You seem very upset, but I just have to ask you, this Batman fellow you keep referring to, who might that be? Don't know who the Batman is. What is your name? What is your jurisdiction? Are you one of Harvey's boys? Uh, no. My name's Lieutenant Columbo, LAPD. Well, Lieutenant Columbo, I know a little bit about law enforcement. I once followed a gang of gym thieves in the jungle, and I saw a boy with a ruby the size of a tangerine. And then I burn the village down. So I'm aware of your line of work, but I don't know who the Batman is. I can't tell you who the Batman is. All I can tell you is if you ever have the chance to be the Batman, don't be the Batman. Please don't be the Batman, Lieutenant Columbo. And you see, that's the thing. You seem so upset about this Batman fellow, but you don't know who he is. I just find that a little, I don't know. It's a little odd, don't you think? Well, I mean, we can all be sad about the Batman. I was sad about Princess Diana. I don't know her personally, but she was England's Rose, and I don't think Elton John's going to write a song about the Batman. All right, well, how about I just throw some names out there, and if one of them's the Batman, you just tell me is the Batman. No, no, no comment. Okay, how about Elon Musk? Is Elon Musk the Batman? Yes. Well, there we go. Well, thank you, sir. That was it. Now, if you excuse me, I have to go back to warning. Morning, Master Bruce. I mean, Master Batman. I mean... Just to be clear. Goodbye. The Batman is dead, correct? Yes. All right. Thank you, sir. Just one more thing, sir. Oh, my God. This is really embarrassing, and I hate to bring it up to you, but I wouldn't be able to go back to my boss if I didn't ask you, sir. Are you sure Elon Musk is the Batman? A hundred percent. He was a friend of Master Bruce Wayne, who also coincidentally died at the same time. Well, that explains that. Thank you, sir. Okay. Thank you. I feel like that gif of Bart Simpson bringing out the at least he tried cake should have happened there. Thank you, Teresa. You're very sweet. We appreciate your support. All right, let's get into some Walking Dead, everyone. Yeah, let's get into it. It's a rough start to the week. Your eyes look a little puffy there. That's because I was rubbing them a lot because I was doing the Michael King. Oh, because you were crying. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. yeah please don't be the batman please please don't be the bat all right here we go please don't be the batman please don't be the batman we need to make up more cheerleading cheers for various things in life we do I live by those things don't you know like uh you know like uh Store brand cereal is just as good. I said store brand cereal is just as good. Uh, what one do we leave? Okay. Three, ten. That's one. Don't be anxious about your bank account. Don't be anxious about your bank account. If your cousin James hasn't gone bankrupt yet, then you're probably fine. Then you're probably fine. The various mantras I tell myself to get through the day, but just turned into cheers. I forget where we left off. I think we got to the back alley and I got the keys from that zombie. You shot the zombie with a pillow and you have a screwdriver now, I think, so you can stab the zombies with the screwdriver, I believe. Oh no, is it putting me... Oh my god, it didn't save it. Oh no. Well, some of y'all will get like a previously on here. We can go a titch long tonight. It's fine. I'm feeling real loosey goosey. Yeah, but we covered a lot of ground. Unless I'm just misremembering. This is... Maybe we're okay. We might be okay. We're like the Bates Motel. I just remember us starting in the hotel, so I don't know. We've been in this hotel for a minute. Meanwhile, on the David Lynch Highway. Yeah, okay. This is good. We're ahead. Yes, and Chris is going to be playing, so I will be manning the chat and generally just yapping at y'all tonight. Turn this up a little bit. I think I need to go. Oh, so this is Glenn's origin story, I guess? Again? Shut up! Because, yeah, because Glenn is the one who finds Rick at the beginning of the Walking Dead comic. Which I've been rereading those Walking Dead omnibuses. My library app has them all right now. And those first couple are pretty good. You gotta do what you gotta do. I never really cared for the show, but the book is pretty good for a long while. Yeah, I've heard that. And it just kind of went on too long. Did you check the glow box? I swear I saw it. Have you ever built dungeons where you Are you hearing like eight thousand voices talking at once? Yeah. Is that because there's like police in the background or something, right? So weird. It seems like they're just being a little loud for the zombie apocalypse. That's all I'm saying. Yeah, it's like... Yeah, there's supposed to be just, like, general chatter in the background, but it sounds like there's, like, uh... You, like, have schizophrenia. No problem. Voices in your head. We have to take care of each other. Yeah, we do. You said you wanted kids once. Uh, I did. Yeah. Well, she's not your daughter, so you can't treat her like she is. I'm gonna carry your baby. Yeah, I know that. But you can take care of her. Hell, maybe better than a father even could. Thanks, Kitty. I got your back, pal. I forgot to say our co-op game. Oh, yeah. Are we going to do a vote on it? Yeah, we're going to play a Jackbox game, but one of the other ones beside the t-shirt one. Not that that game's not good, but we feel here at the Super Dumb Brothers that we could use the variety. Yes. We'll put that poll in the chat in just a few minutes. What is going on with The Walking Dead show right now? How many of them are there right now? There's movies now. Is it still on? I don't even know. I don't know if The Walking Dead proper is still on, but there's weird prequel stuff. There's a show about the Daryl guy, and then there's a movie, I think, with Rick and the Michonne lady. Yeah, I see all the Subway ads and stuff, but I don't know. I know it's stupid. We just met. I mean, it's probably just a survivor thing. I really liked her. Yeah, I'm trying to think. You'll be alright. Yeah, I know. Anyway, I'd rather be alone, I think. I understand. Wait, Lee? What is it, buddy? How did you choose? I mean, we both needed you. You picked me. The game wouldn't let me choose the lady, or choose you, because... Yeah, I guess it doesn't matter. I just wish you would have picked her. It gave me the illusion of choice, like the Final Destination III DVD that supposedly let you choose your own adventure with who lived and who died, but it didn't actually work, so... It was just watching the movie, but with, like, cute little menus in between every death. Oh, man, check this out. The Doomatron had this minigun on his shoulder. It's all, like, pow, pow, pow. Walter Matthau? Uh, Danny says all I know about modern Walking Dead is there was a Rat King zombie I heard, where zombies in the mass grave fusing became a centipedish zombie. Spyro Sy said there was a Daryl spinoff and new one, The Ones Who Live. Is that what replaced Fear the Walking Dead? Is Fear the Walking Dead still on? I feel like I'm having a stroke when I talk about these things. How many shows can you have off of? Thanks. I know I need to be tough. I'm just sad. I know it doesn't make any sense, but it's how I used to talk to my mom and dad. And now they're gone. It's gone. Maybe we can find you another one. I'll just keep this one, I guess. Lee, come here for a second. Let me go deal with this. Oh, man. Clementine, another thing. Go talk to this allegory for a racist guy from... She's fine. Fine, huh? She's got a great ass. Well, just fuck you, Lee Everett. That's right. I know who you are, and I know you're a killer. Will you go near my daughter or step out of line once? And so will everyone else. I know who you are. This is creating quite the dramatic tension in our storyline. But if anything happens to my daughter or that little girl you've got with you, you watch your ass. No. Everyone is talking at the same time. It's driving me crazy. Aw, shucks. I hope that's the sound of us winning this thing. Me too. This Motorin's pretty damn defendable. We block off the entrances with some cars, keep someone on watch, we can stay here until the military rolls through. I actually agree with that plan. Me too. We got beds, we got water, and most importantly, we got light. There are worse places to call home. Yeah, you're right. You know, guys, I think it's going to be okay. It's gonna be great. That's how, like, everybody feels right now. We're just standing in this zombie parking lot, just like, it's gonna be okay. um kaija blue walking dead queen the original show is over dead city which is maggie and negan uh daryl dixon and the ones who live are commissioned fear is over okay so there are currently going like three shows is that the end of the chapter you and forty six percent of players lied you and four percent of players chose sean so I'm pretty middle middle of the road here I guess yeah everybody's real split I also like this country just split vote on everything right all right should we start the next chapter yeah fire the next one up I didn't know how many of them you had I think I got them all feels like such a waste having all because like I don't know these are fine but it's you know it's it's not the kind of thing that I could see myself getting super lost in that I would have to play all of them though I do keep thinking about getting that batman one kai just says dead city is intriguing because they hate each other so much but have to work together season two is coming soon wow I mean, it is a good, if you're going to, I guess, build a franchise, it's a good, it's the best kind of version of the zombie story that's been told so far. All right, so Daryl and Carol end up in Europe. How did they get to Europe? By boat? That seems like, that seems pretty far-fetched. How did they get to Europe? They take the boat from Jason Goes to Manhattan that transports him from Crystal Lake to, like, the Atlantic Ocean. If you haven't seen the movie, Jason goes to Manhattan. Very little of it takes place in Manhattan. Most of it takes place on a boat, and he gets on this, like, cruise ship because there's a boat in Crystal Lake, and he just gets on it and kills everybody. And then from there, he finds another boat in the Atlantic Ocean somehow and then gets over there and starts killing kids. Danny says Norman Reedus once cussed at them at a bar. Nice. Whoa. What did Herman say? Get out of my way. I'm Norman Reedus. I'm Norman. Get out of my way. You know how people just announce their name like that? Yeah. I'm Norman. I'm Matt. Get out of my way. Get out now. Get out of my way now. I don't even, I don't even know what Norman Reedus sounds like. I've never understood. I've never really understood the, the appeal of him. Maybe it's just because I just know a lot of greasy Southern men. And I guess, I guess I kind of am one. Uh, it's a. All right. New chapter. Here we go. New chapter. Blue Eyed Lady, just the chapter was over. But, you know, it takes a lot of people to make these games. It's the next chapter, like the Dr. Dre song. Yes, the next chapter. Is that what it's called? The next episode. Oh, it's the next episode. I'm sorry. I had a complete stroke right there. The next chapter. Just chill for the next chapter. It sounds cooler. I don't know. I think it's an improvement. As you can tell, I'm very immersed in hip-hop. So just chill to the next chapter. I like that. What is going on here? Hit zombie. Gotcha. Damn. What'd they get this time? Looks like a rabbit. Well, that's another meal lost. Is that Jared Fogle? It is. I still can't believe we went through all that commissary food in three months. I'm the only one happy about the downfall. I watched a documentary about Subway's downfall in the past, like, ten years. Oof. It's bad. Well, yeah. They've had it recently too because they... Their tuna's not tuna, apparently. There's no trace of tuna found in their tuna. I was going to bring up that they recently had a sandwich endorsement deal with this guy. Oh my god, I can't remember what his name is, but he's like a live streamer and he's got like a handlebar mustache and sunglasses. And a look that's completely different from my mustache and sunglasses look. But it's a, what's that guy's name? It's a... do you think kenny's having any uh live stream this is gonna bother me I have to between the lack of food and kenny and lily google this things are getting pretty tense back at the motor and What is that guy's name? Anyway, but there was, like, they had an entire sandwich named after a live streamer, and I think that that's crazy that we live in a world where a live streamer can have an official sandwich at Subway. But then it turned out that he was, like, chatting with underage girls on an app, so they had to basically send out, like, a cease and desist and tell people to just, like, trash all the standees and everything, like, immediately, and they'd already sank a bunch of promotion into it and everything. It's a... What is... Doctor Disrespect. Thank you, Crankor. Yeah, that's who it is. God, I was about to, like, lose my mind if I couldn't figure that out. Allegedly, I have to say, you know, it's, uh... Don't come after us. But it is true that they, you know, they dropped him as a spokesperson. There's actually, like, a great livestream of his where you can see, like, he's playing Red Dead Redemption, then he, like, looks at his phone, and then he just goes, like, stone-faced, and he's just, like, riding a horse in a circle around in the field. Like, you can tell he's got the news that he was being dropped from something, and he's just in shock. I love that. Shit! Was that Kenny? I don't know. Come on! You bastards. Spyrocyte says, what about the Dummering? It's a Subway sandwich. Chris, if we had a signature Subway sandwich, what would you want to go on it? I'm a real chicken kind of person, so as long as there's like chicken, cheese, and ranch dressing, those are all my favorites. Yuck. That'll be your sandwich. That'll be the Matt Subway sandwich. That'll be the Ichabod. Mine'll be the Colombo. It's just a... Maybe some bacon. Like an Italian sub. It's a bacon. With some chili over it. Interesting. Cranker says chicken feet and flip-flops. The faces keep getting weirder on these characters. Oh yeah, because your dad was special forces, that means that you have authority on how to personally get someone out of a bear trap. I think he was bitten. I think that's probably like one of my biggest weird fears is like somehow stepping in a bear trap I know it would never happen to me but uh why do people said bear traps well let's see you gotta trap bears somehow you know and a bear's big enough to just like you know murder you so why do you have to trap them okay Oh, how do I? What the? Hey. Yeah, it's so humane that this thing clamps around their leg and basically breaks it. You might as well just kill them at that point. I don't know. I don't think I've ever seen footage of a bear in a bear trap now that I think about it. It's always just used in a horror context because it's terrifying. Oh, I had to cut his leg off. I feel like a lot of times with bears these days, they just have cage situations and Bear traps are one of those things that movies made me think I'd have to worry more about like quicksand or being in the Bermuda Triangle, but I did nearly almost get lost in the Bermuda Triangle as an adult. I went on a... I was working for a science non-profit and they had this company trip where it's like they took all of us to Bermuda and I went on a jet ski tour of the Bermuda Triangle and because I was bad at jet skiing I fell behind the group and they kind of all got really ahead of me and I could barely see them in the distance and for a minute I thought I was about to get lost in the Bermuda Triangle. It seems very on brand. I can only go so fast because they're doing like a hundred on these things. Or I think we were all supposed to do like fifty. I think I'm exaggerating a little bit. Everybody's doing like fifty, but I was getting to about like twenty and that felt like I was going too fast. And they start skipping off the waves, the jet skis, and it was just all making me anxious, but yeah, my ass almost got left, because yeah, the tour guide, he took us to this place where there's literally, like, a ship that's, like, wrecked, it's like this old ship, and he gives it all of you, like, bread at the beginning, he jokes, like, this is your bread for if you get lost and you need to survive, ha ha, but then you get to the ship, and the bread is actually for you to drop it in the water pieces of it, and all these fish come out of the old wrecked ship, but after that, everybody just, like, zooms off into the distance, and I'm trying to keep up, and I'm like, I think I might need the rest of this bread, actually, like he said at the beginning. And, uh, but I eventually just trusted my gut and kept sailing towards the pinpricks on the horizon, and I caught up to them, and that's how I didn't get abandoned in the Bermuda Triangle at age... twenty-seven or something. Spiros I says two dudes I now have enough for a meme it's only Monday well good that Bermuda trip is also the reason why I don't think I can ever drink Gosling's rum ever again because there's just an open bar there and I guess like I don't know if like Gosling's was like sponsoring the resort or if it's just like the official rum of Bermuda or something but it's a we drink a lot of it I went on a booze cruise where it was literally just like an open ship thing. This guy that looked like Zach Galifianakis just told us about a variety of different goslings, lickers, and got us all tanked on the boat. It was a good time. Yeah. Ooh, Jaypo makes a good point. Any sandwich for Matt would be open-faced in honor of his feet. You know what? I do think that that is witty, so I accept your... your situation. Oh my god, my mom makes a great open-faced hamburger. Maybe I would do, like, that kind of recipe where it's, like, a piece of toast and then, like, cheese melted and then the burger. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm just, like, I've completely... You're talking about sandwiches. Come on, Lily. These are people. People trying to survive just like us. We've got to stick together to survive. The only reason you're here is because you had food. Enough for all of us. But that food is on the line. You had all your Subway sandwiches, Jared. And I don't suppose you guys are carrying any groceries, are you? Um, no. Why is your posture so bad? Welcome to the family, kid. Come over here and see what I drew. What? No, I... Fuck off, kid. You know, you like to think you're the leader of this little group, but we can make our own goddamn decisions. This isn't your own personal dictatorship. Your own personal. Ironic that this guy definitely would have voted for Trump. Yeah. But now that it's running out, suddenly I'm a goddamn Nazi. Lily's right. This group needs someone to be a leader or we're all going to fall apart. Actually, I voted for Gary Johnson. Great. Way to take sides, Lee. Look, they're here now. We can't change that. So, what do you want to do? They can stay until Katja finishes working on that guy. Then they have to go. I don't care what condition they're in. They have to get on out here. I don't see any of you stepping up to make the hard decisions. My girl's got more balls than all of you combined. Dad, please. Why don't you go help Mark with the walls? Sweetie, show him your balls. Got twelve of them. Balls of steel. We have all these Hot Pockets. Luckily, if they eat this Hot Pocket, it'll give them diarrhea, and then they can just eat the diarrhea. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Four food item for ten hungry people. Oh, man, those cheese and cracker combo things, those were the jam when I was a kid. I want the crackers. The ones I really liked were the ones that came with, like, the wider cracker, and they all had, like, the little plastic thing that you used as, like, a tiny knife to put the cheese on top of it. Or should I give the food to? Got to be the kids, right? I think you should just eat both of them. What if I did that? Just cram it all in your face, just right in front of everybody. Where's your hat? I don't know. Can you help me find it? All we have are these Mr. Beast feastables for you to eat on. I had it a couple days ago. I promise. If I find it, I'll let you know. Thank you. Okay, Clint. I've got to take care of some things. Why don't you go back to playing with Duck for a while? Okay. Okay. Who's this little inbred boy? Where did he come from? Speaking of Sling Blade, he looks like the little boy. I like the way you talk. Oh my god. Oh god. He looks like the fucking dummy from Goosebumps. Can I eat it myself if I wanted to? Just cram it all in your face. Here, Clem. You need something to eat. uh oh you've also got other food that you can get apples thank you thank god no honey that was the last one oh don't get greedy enjoy it you deserve it eat the food how about this guy there's two pieces of food left you're not gonna feed the little hillbilly boy I gave him. I gave him the crackers. Oh, you did? Okay. He fed Hillbilly LG over there. I found this bull penis out in the parking lot. It's yours. Keep the last piece for myself. Yeah. Fuck them. Uh-oh. Bad move. Oh, you're a bad person because you didn't go full, like, savior mode on everybody. If you get sick, you can't look after people. You have to stay strong as well. You have to take care of your own oxygen mask before you assist others. I don't have a choice. Lee, Kenny, I know I ran out of food before. Hey, it was a tough time. Yeah, fuck that guy. That's what a real man does. Thanks, Kenny. Actually, I ate them all. I guess some people aren't going to be happy with your choices. Also, his name is Kenny, which is the most stereotypical, like, red... Oh, yeah. I fed the children and then myself. That guy kind of looks like Rodney Dangerfield a little bit. The white hair guy. Got a problem, man. Words getting out that you want to leave the motoring. Man Dog says it's going to be like the Oregon Trail. They're all going to die of starvation. Got room for me and Clem in there. Listen, I got to look out for my family. I got to know that whoever I take with me is going to be. This guy looks like a like a roadie for like Brooks and Dunn. You left Duck in danger twice. Well, the RV ain't even working yet, so there's no point in talking about it right now. Now, back when I was loading amps for the Allman Brothers, I learned a thing or two about surviving out here in the wilderness. I know that it is. I'm taking my family. Danny said, they took our gerbs. Yeah, it's that guy. They took our gerbs. This looks like an indie album cover. It does. I need a man. Did you watch Ozark? I saw clips, but I didn't really watch it, watch it. There's a character that multiple times throughout the season went, I want a baby. I just know about the one girl who says fuck five thousand times. Yes, I messed up the poll. I wrote Jackbox, but I meant Quiplash. Let me fix that. If you voted for Jackbox, it went towards Quiplash. That's not how democracies work. Democracy is so overrated. What's up, Lee? I'm out of food. I came here to specifically tell you I saved your life, but also I'm going to starve you. What are you working on, Doug? I've worked up a little warning system. It's called a flashlight. It's called a glory hole. If one of us all get on one side, and then the rest of you will come up on the other side. Think Katja can save that guy? Maybe. I mean, I know about computers, but that doesn't mean I can fix a calculator. But you probably could fix a calculator. Well, yeah. Good point. Take it easy, Doug. You too, Lee. Fucking Doug. Doug. Oh, soup. Her chair on top of that thing, all I can think of is the Mr. Bean episode where he fills his car up completely and then has a recliner on the roof and drives it from the roof. Wow. Alright, now what am I supposed to do here? Oh, maybe, should I look up what to do? Yeah, I've talked to everyone. I don't know what... Okay, what chapter are you on again? Two. Two. I may have just triggered something. Season one, episode two, uh... We did the chop his leg off, motor in. Leave it to Doug to rig up a warning system. Once all the food's been given out, a scene will play where someone who didn't get food looks sad. It is at this point that Lee goes back. Goes into check-in with Katya, who calls Lee and Kenny over. The person is saved. David or Travis has died because of their wounds. Lee will then get the option to say something to Katya, but is interrupted as David Travis reanimates as a walker grabbing hold of Katya in the process. I understand. Gotta be hard to make those decisions. Just give me next time. Lily's pretty pissed at us. Did any of that mean anything? I don't know. But nothing. She's making the smart choice. Those parasites you guys brought back need to go. It says the person who was saved, David or Travis, has died because of their wounds. And then Lee will get the option to say something to Kaia. No way I'm going back there. You saw what it was like when you guys picked me up. Completely overrun. Need any help with the wall? Nope. Actually, we could use your axe. You mind if we take it? Oh. Yeah, give us that thing for a bit. Should I give him the axe? Oh, should you give him the axe? Literally? Oh, should I? Should you give it to Rodney Dangerfield or Jared Fogle? Who should get our axe? Thanks. Yeah, give it to him. I don't trust the other dude. You didn't think to give me the axe? Hell no. This man reminds me of my grandfather. He knows you're just out to protect Lily. He told me so. Just like he's trying to protect Clementine. He... I just need some food. Going this long without a proper meal will make anybody cranky. Starve the kids. Fuck those kids. He didn't make it, did he? He lost too much blood. God damn it. I'm getting sick of this shit. Ken, come back. There's nothing... I'm sick of this shit too. You don't think I am? I don't know. Maybe it's for the best. We're already struggling to feed our own kids. That man you brought, I tried, but he was never going to survive. Well, at least he's not our problem anymore. What about the other kid? Oh, no. Oh, no. Get off of it. Yeah. No. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Get him, Jared. Wait, it's... It's like... It's getting all choppy. Kick him! Kick him! You gotta kick him! I'm trying! I'm trying! Oh, God. I got him! Like, the option to kick him's not... Oh! No! No! He nibbled on your legs. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You are dead. Oh, he's going to go all the way to the beginning. He's reminded me for some reason of the dad from Johnny Quest. Like, he looks like that guy. Like, I'm hitting the kick button and ain't doing nothing. kick em when they're up kick em when they're down kick a zombie kick em to the ground what stick? he was like crawling like seductively at you that didn't go so well no no it did not good job dumb dumb I got em I never really understood, like, that period in the two thousands where people were kind of romanticizing, like, a zombie outbreak and how great it would be to... Like, this just looks like it would suck. Alright, I'm gonna try this one more time and then we'll move on to our co-op game. Yeah, you made a lot of good progress. It's like the joystick doesn't really move properly, so I'm having a really hard time controlling it. Is it with the actual game or is it just your connection? Well, it's a little bit of both because I'm playing off of stream driving. Use the stick to get away. Use the left stick to get away. Your left stick, I guess. Oh, I see. You want to give it one more try now that you kind of know what's going on? I didn't understand what they meant by stick. I mean, come on. Come on. Use a different word. Use your words, watching dead game. Yeah. Left stick. You're like, yeah, is there a stick on the ground? Like... You gotta scoot your bum. There we go. Oh no. Ah, gouge his eyes! Oh, got me. I'm not good at this. Oh my god. Keeps making me go back to here. The chat is saying, I guess we're getting all the deaths in at once. Pyrocyte's like, hey, baby. Rushmore Yankee says, he just wanted to eat your ass. Serena, seventeen twelve, says, oh, he loves you. I don't want to hit you. I'm trying, dude. What the? Why are you... I don't understand. It seems like you're gouging pretty well. This reminds me of, like, Dragon's Lair. I don't think I ever played that. That guy kind of looks like Johnny Quest a little bit. A little bit, yeah. Is this entire game set in the Johnny Quest universe? Ah, there you go. How do I push it? Oh, okay. Good job. Thanks. Yeah, I don't think Walter Matthau would have been a great help there if he had the axe. I'm the boomer. Oh, they don't know. It's just anyone that dies. What the hell are you talking about? Yeah, that was like a big revelation, I remember. You come back no matter how you die. If you don't destroy the brain, that's just what happens. It's going to happen to all of us. God help us. It makes sense. In those first few days, it spread so fast. Car accidents, suicides, everything was making more of them. When I first saw it happen, we were all hiding out in a gym and everybody thought we were finally safe. But one of the girls, Jenny Pitcher, I think, I guess she couldn't take it. She took some pills, a lot of them. Someone went in the girls' room the next morning and... God. She took like eighty tons. it works of course it works thanks for the rules exposition boy green is seventeen twelve says just don't die problem solved I don't know if I want to live with the knowledge that I could just my body could be reanimated that sounds horrible they're not part of your group are they no Mr. Parker Travis and I were the last the last ones There's just two of them. We need to make a stand. No, we have a routine. We don't confront them if we don't have to. You all right? Yeah, just getting untangled. I don't know how you're still alive, man. Sorry, Lily. We gotta do this. That's far enough. Oh, shit. Okay, okay. No problem. You're outnumbered here. Just turn around and go back. Okay, that's fine. larry the cable guy is gonna come over now if you could part with some extra gas before we leave what do you need gas for our place is protected by an electric fence generators provide the electricity our generators run on gas look we own a dairy farm a few miles up the road if y'all be willing to lower your guns we can talk about some kind of trade I don't know shoot them dead kill them don't trust them at the dairy Lee, why don't you and Mark check the place out? See if it's legit. I'll go too. Send them to die. Spirosite says, asks Matt, would you download your brain into an AI and a dumb bot eventually? Uh, probably, I guess. I don't know. I've told Chris before that there's probably enough footage of us that you could put together like the movie Videodrome, just like a version of me where you just compile footage from everything. Sounds fair. A couple gallons should power one of our generators for a while. All right. Should we move on to our call-up game? Is it grub game time? Yeah, that seems like, I guess, a good place to pause. We'll come back to this. I still think you should have killed those guys. Anytime I have these games where it gives you the option of doing the good choice or the bad choice, I always choose to be the worst person possible in these. Like I've been kind of playing through Knights of the Old Republic a little bit in my spare time. And anytime I'm given the opportunity to be helpful or a giant asshole, I always choose the worst choice. All right, here we go. What should we play tonight? Let's see what the results are. Whiplash, Gaspinage, Rift Tracks, or Trivia Murder Party. Let's see. We should play Twister. Oh, it's a tie. All right. Someone's got to be the who's going to place the tie breaking vote. There's a hundred of you watching. Somebody else just hop on and... There it goes. There we go. All righty. Let's fire it up. Yeah, like, literally, like... Like, thirty-nine of you voted. I am smelling like a rose that somebody gave me on my... I am. That's a great like one of those parts of songs where you can just kind of sing it. You don't have to sing the rest of the song and people know what song you're referencing. I am. It's like that or like it's been some Okay, let me get my monitor set up over here for some Rift Tracks game. What's it's like? Everything okay? Yeah, no, I'm just setting up the game. It's rifttracks.tv. Yeah, everyone head to rifttracks.games. Oh, .games. I always get that mixed up. I'm going to put the code in the chat for, I know because there's like, there's, I think it's jackbox.tv. And then there's also rifftracks.tv, which is like just their website, I think. All right. I just gave you the code, Matt, whenever you're ready. Okie doke. Two seconds. Don't say it out loud while you are typing, Matt. You can keep words to yourself, Matt. Okay. I'm in. Tank, I'm in. Alright, everyone. Putting the code in the chat. I have hacked onto the web, Tank. I'm here. Head to rifftracks.games. Enter that code. this is gonna fill up fast but oh my god it's always so it's always so fast some of you are just like sitting there like ready to I bet you people are really good at like when there's a concert that goes on sale you know yeah uh like being in those queues and just knowing how to like hit the button at like the exact second I always do bad at those every clip has a spot to write My monitor always unexpectedly refreshes at the last second. I lose my place. One of our own professional comedy professionals at a slight point deduction. Everyone's riffs are played back and you vote for your favorite. At the end of all the rounds, the player with the most points wins. Round one. All right. Why don't you just tell Nancy and Jimmy who you are? no oh god it's better that they think I'm dead episode one murphy why don't you just tell nancy and jimmy who you are no it's better that they think I am dead this show looks amazing I've never seen this that looks awful um okay I feel mildly good about that. That's a good start. We want a good warm-up. Good, good, good little warm-up, you know? You know. I'm trying to think what else interesting I've been up to. Inga and I have been re-watching, or she's been watching for the first time. We've finally arrived at Twin Peaks Season Three. We just started that again. Oh, nice. So good. And we've also just been playing Super Mario World a ton, so that's what I've been. Oh, the original? Yeah. No. It's better that they think I am dead. My penis looks like this, too. Don't look. Murphy, why don't you just tell Nancy and Jimmy who you are? No. It's better that they think I'm dead. Now somebody feed me some Oreo cookies. Oh yeah. Robo wants an Oreo. Why don't you just tell Nancy and Jimmy who you are? No. It's better that they think I'm dead. Is he crying? We're sorry, Mr. Kissinger. We had to make you a robot. Murphy, why don't you just tell Nancy and Jimmy who you are? No. It's better that they think I'm dead. no one must know I'm elon musk reed d-i-c yeah I was trying to think of who it reminded me of murphy why don't you just tell nancy and jimmy who you are no it's better that they think I am dead we tried being a throuple and things ended badly A throuple. A throuple. That sounds like what someone in the Netherlands would call being in a throuple. Would you like to be in a throuple with me, huh? We're gonna have a throuple. Me and the throuple are gonna go down to the orgy later. My apartment is three blocks away. Me and the throuple are gonna go have some spank spank. Just a vague Eastern European accent. If you guys are watching this live, you can also vote in the chat. Just got to put the number number in the chat there. Connects pretty cool, huh? I think you can then also help pick, uh, clips for a future. The throuple is going to be the name of my open face sandwich. The throuple. Yes. I like that. I'll have a throuple. No mayo. Or like a throuple sounds like a creature from like a Land of the Lost type show that would show up for like one episode. Like, oh no, it's the evil throuple. Or you would know Gargamel from the Smurfs or something. Do do do. That is a good one. You know what he reminds me of now I'm thinking? He reminds me of Danny DeVito in that one It's Always Sunny episode where he's like naked and he's all lubed up. He's like, I just want to be pure. Alright, I'm in the second place. Me and the throuple are gonna go celebrate with this throuple later. You fire me and I'll make more noise than two skeletons making love in a tin coffin, brother. You're off the project as of right now. Let me tell you something, mister. You fire me and I'll make more noise than two skeletons making love in a tin coffin, brother. Brother. Brother. You've seen the clip? Now enter your rift. Oh, the creepy doll. That's an intriguing prospect. There's a creepy doll in the bottom corner. When me and the throuple make spank spank together, we turn the creepy doll toward the wall. Because if she watches us, she's possessed by the spirits of all the throuples before us. yeah it's time for rift oh my god this is so long what your riff no just uh it's a it's rare that sometimes I know exactly what I'm gonna write right away and I don't realize how long this is oh yeah extended out to Al Canox says the unfortunate thing about the Robocop series is that for budgetary reasons, they couldn't do a lot with them. Have we ever watched the Robocop cartoon on any of our programs? I think we did. I know it's definitely been an option before. Or maybe it was Rambo. Maybe we didn't watch Robocop. I legitimately can't remember what we have and haven't watched sometimes. I know, sometimes I look at old episodes and I'm like, I have no recollection of watching this at all. But that cartoon for RoboCop was great, and there's even an episode where Clarence Boddicker, you know, the dad from that show, Yeah, we did watch RoboCop. Thank you, people. See? This is exactly why you're off the project. Stuff like this, Doug. the project as of right now let me tell you something mister you fire me and I'll make more noise than two skeletons making love in a tin coffin brother dog the bounty hunter and his crime fighting t-h-r-o-u-p-l-e I'm in a throuple with all the bounty hunter let me tell you something mister you fire me and I'll make more noise than two skeletons making love in a tin coffin brother baba boy You're off the project right now! Let me tell you something, mister. You fire me and I'll make more noise than two skeletons making love in a tin coffin, right? That's so fucking hot. You're off the project right now! Let me tell you something, mister. You fire me and I'll make more noise than two skeletons making love in a tin coffin, brother. I get royalties for the phrases I coin, right? It's my retirement coin. You're off the project as of right now. Let me tell you something, mister. You fire me and I'll make more noise than two skeletons making love in a tin coffin, brother. Yeah, I'm fully aware I just gave Matt another fetish to think about. He's kind of flubbing that line. It's weird. If you fire me, I'll be hotter than a guy who's in the palms of a giant lady and then is later either put inside her mouth or other orifice as a tiny person and has to go spelunking until they get lodged inside like the man that died in the Nutty Putty Cave. Are you still there? It is my sexual fetish to be swallowed by a giant lady and then to get lodged and die in a way like the Nutty Putty Man. Yeah, that's a bright, cheery topic to talk about. Do you know about the Nutty Putty Cave incident, Chris? I don't. There was this guy, he was, like, spelunking, and he, like, went into a crevice that hadn't been explored before, and his head, he got, like, lodged upside down in this crevice, and then, like, they couldn't get him out, so they just had to, like, hole up the cave, and, like, he's still there. Oh my god. That's insane. Like he died from just being upside down from too long and all the pressure being put on him. I don't understand the cave diving. That shit makes me so anxious. I know. That's another one of those things like quicksand. Every time I watch it, I'm like, oh my God, that makes me. But the good thing is, is you never have to do it. Exactly. Exactly. It's an entirely avoidable problem. Or being buried alive. That always freaks me out. You see? You see? You're stupid minds. Stupid. Stupid. He hit him so hard his face turned green for a second. You see? You see? You're stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid! His face does turn green. Okay. Take a deep breath and enter your rift. I'm going to write this joke just for Chris. This one's for you, Chris. Yeah, what's going on? There's like a man in the middle who's like, he's like a little testicle thing with like tree arms. He looks like the tree thing from the Twin Peaks season three. Oh, yeah. No springs. Yeah, are we going to get to do our takes on Coily now? We'll have to include this episode now when we ever reissue that box set. No springs. No springs. Everyone should get the No Springs t-shirt designed by Josh Flowers, by the way, which is available at dumb-industries.com. I am stuck on springs, but springs aren't stuck on me. Yeah. It does look like the Martian from the Flintstones, like a live-action version. Oh, yeah. The Gazoo? He went to the Natalie Cuomo school of handling hecklers. Thank you, Matt. Thank you. Thank you. Your stupid, stupid purple satin outfit. Take some of that. Smack. You see? You see? Your stupid minds. Stupid. Stupid. A governmental worker finally gives one of those doge dweebs what they deserve. You see? You see? Your stupid minds. Stupid. Stupid. It's dumb. Dumb Industries. you see you see your stupid minds stupid stupid my fist has an iq of five charlie murphy what the five fingers say to the face you see slap your stupid minds stupid stupid I told you that in confidence that is good okay good use of the sound effect there stupid industries you know I did consider naming it stupid industries at one point no I didn't stupid incorporated not that that would be any worse or better really that should be like our our rival company we'll we'll do like an andy kaufman-esque uh rivalry between us and a fellow we already did that stupid dumb buster's video we abandoned that concept kind of like half of the way through it uh Stupid Incorporated. Well, fuck all the people at Dumb Industries. I hope they drink my pee. I'm gonna set their building on fire. This is not an admission of arson. Noel. Nice. Well done. Nice. Very nice. That'll get everybody to clear out if I start doing Borat. Danny in the lead, as usual. Wait. Is that the same puppet from that other show? It's just like a pretty standard Punch and Judy doll. Yeah, I think it's probably more of that situation. His hands were dirty. And his hair was messy. But Mr. Bungle didn't stop to wash his hands or comb his hair. He went right to lunch. Time to bring the funny. Enter your riff now. Eric McKeddon says, I'm announcing the formation of Stupid Television Incorporated, STI, as a rival to dumb television. Who wants to be my angel investor? Mandog? Just call me angel. Well, imagine if Mandog funded like a rival company for us called Stupid Television Incorporated. And we can also have stupid television development, which is, you know, the research wing of the company, or STD for short. J-Pose has very dumb industries. Hmm. That'll be what we change the name of the company after, you know, we get in trouble for securities fraud, all that stuff. After we're ousted from our company and a, and a Steve jobs from the takeover, we have to form our version of next computer dirty and his hair was messy, but Mr. Bungle didn't stop to wash his hands or comb his hair. He went right to lunch. And yet you all voted for him for president. Boo. What's so funny about that? His hands were dirty. The kids are going, they're losing their minds. And his hair was messy. I think kids were easier to entertain. But Mr. Bungle didn't stop to wash his hands or comb his hair. He went right to lunch. Mr. Bungle didn't even change out of his flip-flops before he headed to lunch. His hands were dirty. And his hair was messy. But Mr. Bungle didn't stop to wash his hands or comb his hair. He went right to lunch. After rubbing out a quick one in the boy's room. Nice very suave delivery. His hands were dirty. And his hair was messy. But Mr. Bungle didn't stop to wash his hands or comb his hair. He went right to lunch. I want to lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen and knock her upper during supper. Clutter up her butter gutter with a hostess ding dong. His hands were dirty. And his hair was messy. But Mr. Bungle didn't stop to wash his hands or comb his hair. He went right to lunch. Wait, but we just came back from lunch. His hands were dirty. And his hair was messy. Yeah. But Mr. Bungle didn't stop to wash his hands or comb his hair. He went right to lunch. Finger P-A-P-P-I-T. I don't know if I get that one. Finger Pappet. Oh, Finger Pappet. Finger Pappet. finger puppet strange riffs tonight this is my this is this was my attempt to make make a new egg happen and it didn't work oh really finger puppet finger puppet there's a meme with like a weird little girl with finger puppets on the outside and the caption says finger puppet and I always just randomly think of that Egg. Egg. Egg. Yeah, sharp doggy. Egg. Egg. Egg. Maybe that's how we should protest and get the price of eggs down. We should just all go to our grocery store and just kind of like, you know, mildly chant, Egg. Egg. Egg. Egg. Toward the eggs. And maybe they'll eventually reset them. One guy. One guy likes finger pappet. Egg. Egg. Egg. Egg. Egg. Egg. Inside the filtration plant, chemicals are added to the water to get rid of harmful germs. Inside the filtration plant, chemicals are added to the water to get rid of harmful germs. Are you the next top riffer? Enter your riff. Oh yeah, do we have any more donations or anything? Oh, I think we do have one more. Let me write this riff. Hold on. This song makes me feel so happy I don't think about walking into traffic when I listen to Scott music like this song even Peter kind of agreed that it sounds like Scott and it makes me happy and like I don't want to eat bad food and have food poisoning okay what we got for oh yeah uh okay chris Okay, Grim Grinner. Thank you so much, Grim Grinner. Grim Grinner, thank you. Grim Grinner says, I'd love to hear Columbo and Gollum bring us the Golden Girls theme. Thank you for being a friend. Thank you, Grim Grinner. Let's wait until after this. Inside the filtration plant, chemicals are added to the water to get rid of harmful germs. Harmful germs that are about to make an epic comeback. Inside the filtration plant, chemicals are added to the water to get rid of harmful germs this man santo brand leaded asbestos water cleaning product makes our town's water so fresh and crisp inside the filtration plant chemicals are added to the water to get rid of harmful germs old man herman sloughs off plenty of dead powdery skin to keep our water clean and drinkable inside the filtration plant Chemicals are added to the water to get rid of harmful germs. We call this powdered matte toenails. Just add one. Flip-flops optional. Inside the filtration plant, chemicals are added to the water to get rid of harmful germs. My feet are beautiful. And you folks at home may know this. Inside the filtration plant, chemicals are added to the water to get rid of harmful germs. My piss will be ready to drink in no time. Here we go again. Oh, I'm a sucker for a good piss joke. Just a little piss baby, aren't you, Chris? I like piss. I like piss. I like piss. I like piss. I just want some extra time with your do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do piss. I think I want a drink of urine. Why did we now never do a parody of Kiss by Prince but called Piss? You don't have to be everywhere. You don't have to be hydrated. I'll drink any kind. It can be dark yellow or look like fucking cyanide. Piss. You gotta know that. Wow. Wowie. Wowies, wowies. Wow, golly gee willikers. That should be a riff I just do in the future, just like golly, that's the whole thing. Danny. You did it. Way to go. Danny always kills it at riff tracks. Uh, Danny says, please send me the footage from this episode. I'll make you a social media clip of Prince's piss. All right. If you, if you think, if you think our audience will like a power, I think we should do a full parody of kiss, but piss. You gotta know to hover over my mouth and piss right inside. I don't want it from the toilet bowl. I'm like one of those kids that puts their mouth on the water fountain, if you know what I mean. What do you mean? Piss. Thank you, everyone, for hanging out with us tonight. Always so much fun. Yeah, thanks for hanging out. Join the free Super Dumb Bros Super Club. Are we on the wrong side? There we go. Join the free Super Dumb Bros Super Club over at dumb-industries.com. Get on our newsletter, dumb-industries.com slash newsletter. Join our Discord server, everyone. That's where it's at. And follow us on Blue Sky. That's also where it's at. Yeah, and I'll be firing back up dumb television here in a bit. I'm going to be doing all Frank Gorshin-related shows that we have. Oh, nice. It's going to be Legends of the Superheroes, Death Car on the Freeway, and The Wonder Woman with him in it. Oh, I forgot. Right, he was in Death Car on the Freeway. Wait, what was the first thing you said? The Legends of the Superheroes. He plays Riddler. That's right. So, yeah, so that's going to be happening. And tomorrow, of course, is movie Joe Knight, Baffled. Oh, Baffled. Getting all that together. I can't wait for that. Everyone, join us right back here. I can't wait to be Baffled. On Twitch. By Baffled. And, of course, in the Mary Jo Peel Show Clubhouse for Baffled tomorrow night. And what are we doing next week on this program? We are diving into Ghostbusters. Oh, yeah. And you actually picked up the new game, so we're going to be able to play some of that. Well, it's like the, you know, it's like fifteen years old, but it's the Ghostbusters, the video game. Yeah, we'll play that. We'll probably, I'm going to dive back because there's some older Ghostbusters games, too, for like older systems we can sample a little bit. yeah I'll play so it'll be both of us kind of playing for that so uh and uh and we're gonna be doing oops all wild card on thursday on mystery hour so uh we've been discussing that earlier today so we got we got some some big stuff coming up but thanks thanks for hanging out everybody this has been a lot of fun I feel like yeah it's uh it's been a it's been a monday but it's you know Monday but it's also been a Monday but I like I love Mondays now because it ends with us all hanging out and playing video games together it's been pretty nice I've found a throuple to be a part of we went ninety hectares back to my apartment and now we're a happy throuple you guys are the best thank you everyone for hanging out with us tonight we love all of you thanks everybody we'll see you tomorrow night movie tonight everyone Seacrest out. Gersbeck out.

It’s officially Daylight Savings Time which is slowly killing Matt & Chris but that doesn’t stop them from diving back into the Telltale game The Walking Dead to fight some zombies and grab some pillows! Plus: to celebrate MAR10, the Super Dumb Bros. play a couple rounds of Mario Kart w/ viewers!

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Unable to stand strong in the test of fire, doing what is hard, you weltered and failed, fleeing from his guards. I am Peterson would call me The Rock. WWF choosing my nickname seemed a little bit insane, but I digress for intensity I do not lack. For everything I do, I seek take nothing back, when he called me out to walk with him on the water, I jumped and leapt into the waves I saunter, while Paul it's true that later, you did much good, that early you murdered, a bit like Robin Hood, though well educated, I'm certain that you are, you used your talents for evil, like a ruthless. Sam, it's good a miracle sent to blind you, in order that you might see that God is majestic and all the more glorious to be. Ozzy? Yeah? Do you have a secret fantasy? Yes, I'd like to fly to New York for a colonoscopy. Enter the CBS Cares colonoscopy sweepstakes. If you win our grand prize, we'll fly you to New York for three nights at a luxury hotel, watch the sunrise over Central Park, then kick back, relax, and enjoy a complimentary colonoscopy. So what are you waiting for? You can't win if you don't enter. Visit cbscares.tv. CBS Cares, making your fantasies come true. Man, I went to this bar in Nashville. This band was playing Kelly's Heroes, a great guitarist, best guitarist I've ever seen. And they were playing old country music with a heavy blues rock twist. So they do this great version of Ghost Riders in the Sky. And this brilliant guitarist just goes way out on a limb. And everybody in the crowd, it was so fun to be there. They're just thrilled to death. Because they're watching this man doing the same thing that surfers do. He's like dancing on the edge of chaos and order. In this virtuosic manner. And everyone is so taken by that that... It just lifts them out of the normality of their existence. You see this joy just transfuse them and that's because they got an intimation of genuine meaning. Is he seducing me? What am I, a bed bug? In the cities, in our houses, bedbugs have found a place to live. These little creatures infest our dwellings. They could hide any place in our apartments, but the place they love best is our beds. Bedbugs have penises like knives. Females don't need any genitals to mate. Stab me. Chase me. Mate with me. Seduce me. He is so strong and sharp. He doesn't need a vagina at all. He ejaculates in my wound. Via my bloodstream, the sperm will travel on their own to my ovaries. In two weeks, five hundred eggs would hatch. And the baby bedbugs would feed on the blood of whoever sleeps in the bed. Gozo! Well, today is my birthday. I'm just thirty. I'm just thirty. Well, I guess that means that next year, you'll be thirty-one. Good luck. 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This is the part I was waiting on. The other dogs like, no, fam, this don't look right. Use that hashtag, I am up. What say you, Greg? I just have nothing to say about that at all. And it's, like, really? Wow. I cannot. Mine! Ain't no shame Ain't no blame No one's sane All the time Raise some cane Make it right Don't need money Gonna rock you all night Wanna rest, baby Don't wanna fight Down, down, slow mama Every day and night Face your pain Make things right Don't need money Gonna rock you all night When you need some help, just call to the man up above The only thing you're about to get is true love When you're feeling down And you want some love Always keep in mind To do the pretty right job Hey, they're on the set of Arsenic and Old Lace. Yeah, I like the decor. Mid-century grandma. Well, someone's home. They're playing the piano. By the way, this whole scene was improv. Hey, turn your flashlights off. We don't want any extra light in this film. This movie is like if John Wick had rheumatoid arthritis. And glaucoma. What's this movie about again? I have no idea. Well, there's a chandelier. Why not bring Liberace in? That'll cheer things up. Have we mentioned how great the soundtrack is? Let's try to focus on the good things. Welcome back to Catatonic Caper. Uncut gems didn't have this kind of tension. The one-eight-hundred got junk people are sneaky. Coming soon to Weird and Wonderful Wednesday Watchalongs. Pretty, isn't she? The third largest city in the country. And she's quite a lady. Kind of peaceful, too, in the warm, friendly light of day. But when the light goes down and the city is dark, its back streets and brooding alleys become a jungle. And its denizens stretch out their claws of violence from the shadows. That's where I come in. Sims, homicide. Because murder is my business, and midnight is my beat. And it takes me to the real story behind a thousand front page headlines. Sometimes to the savage fury of a report that begins when a man's life is ended. And so the word goes out along the city's vast network of communication. Killers loose, ready to kill again, dragging innocent lives with them in a reckless pattern of flight as they try to hide in a city stripped naked where there is no escape. But the wheels of the law's machinery grind hard and the long arms of the department stretch out, girdling the city, drawing the steel net tighter and tighter. Oh, my God. This trip to Bermuda. We'll fly you and a guest from Los Angeles for a week in Bermuda at the elegant Elbow Beach Hotel. Look, it's the captain and Tennille. Enjoy the sparkling clear ocean, famous pink sand beaches, superb dining, entertainment, starlit skies where memories are made furnished by the Elbow Beach Hotel. It's normally priced at... I already paid my tab. No, you didn't. Yes, I did. No, you didn't. I'm leaving with my drink now. 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This is coming from our clubhouse chat from Mrs. Torgo. Mary Jo, where would you take Roddy on your first date? straight to my sofa for a makeout session. Oh, Cal, I don't know. He's rather continental, so I would probably take him out, if it were in Minneapolis, for martinis or go the complete opposite way and take him on a hike to Minnehaha Falls or something like that. He'd love that, I'm sure. Yeah. Where would you take him, Chris? Where would I take Roddy McDowell on our first date? I don't know. Maybe a movie. Maybe we'll go just take a stroll in the village. Go to some antique shops. Oh, nice. I think a theater date would work well. Yeah, go see it. We'll go see the new Glenn Gary, Glenn Ross. Yeah, I'd love to see that. Nobody expects the Ironside Inquisition. Yeah, watching him walk around and do nothing is so much more interesting than seeing the killings by the monster. Will he walk into another room? Or stay in this room? Oh my god, the suspense is killing me! Aye, aye, aye. I've got his cataracts. Oh, damn. Marriage agrees with me. Oh, now I can't do the Harpo Groucho mirror scene. Jimmy Lee Curtis is in there. Well, that was a productive afternoon. This is like a real estate video. My dinner with Andre didn't have this many indoor scenes. hello hey how's it going everybody hey bud how you doing good how are you doing everyone out in twitch welcome welcome everybody twitch and dumb nation all are welcome all are welcome crossover crossover it's that tiny lady from poltergeist said it's all right jesus loves you he told me so have you ever seen american movie greatest movie ever made I've seen clips from it I don't think I've ever seen the whole thing but I know I think I've seen the part where he takes his mom into the woods but like it's a great movie I still don't even know if it's real or not something about it makes me think it might not be real but Well, we can maybe discuss that later tonight at some point because this, of course, is Super Dumb Brothers, our stream where we get together and we play some video games. But more importantly, we kind of just bullshit around. We talk. We catch up with all of you. It's a good hang to begin the week, and this week has began on a doozy. It's daylight savings time. I just felt like shit all day. I'm not nearly as together for show night as I usually am. Usually I like to get a shower, you know, and be nice and clean. This is probably the grossest I've ever been on stream physically. You've definitely been worse. No, I'm just kidding. No, the hour, it's so weird how much an hour makes a difference. But yeah, my problem is... I forget this, but there's like six clocks in our apartment that don't automatically jump forward. So I've been like all day resetting them. You're afraid that you're like gaslighting yourself because you're like, did I actually reset this one or do I need to still? Six clocks is a lot. This stream is clean. Oh, happy Mario Day. Martin Day. Happy Martin Day. My favorite show off of the original lineup of Fox. Yeah, someone said we're not in a Discord server. They're like, oh, you guys aren't playing Mario on Mario Day. Because we're playing The Walking Dead tonight. Not so, though. Yes. You're wrong, Spider-Man. Because we will be playing tonight. We'll be doing some Mario Kart for our group games, so. Should we do all blue shell? I think we should do at least one round and all blue shell round because that was hilarious and great. It was so great. Or maybe we could pick another kind of like a weird, another power up or something. Another weird power up to throw in the mix. But yeah, so we are celebrating. Do like blue shells and bananas. So the entire course is just like a nightmare to drive across at all times. Yes. uh rush more yankee no mario games ever drop in price ever they sometimes do I think some I think mario wonder is actually on sale right now if you guys haven't played that oh yeah I think I saw that too that's never the ones that I want to be on sale I know I think last mario day I got luigi's mansion three for like forty bucks or something that was cool yeah but yeah they they generally do not lower the price of the mario games I keep waiting on them to just drop the price for that Link's Awakening remake or the Echoes of Wisdom remake because they're both games I really want to play, but they're just so fucking expensive for what are essentially like Game Boy games. I just can't pay sixty bucks for a video game. Like, I know I'll beat it in a weekend tops, you know, I can't justify that much money. I wish blockbusters were still around so you could just go and like rent a video game and just have it for the weekend. And, you know, and someone needs to make up a like a I know there's like Xbox Live and stuff like that, but something where you can just have like an entire game for a couple of days, like like when you rent a movie on Apple TV, you know, you can either buy it or you can just like rent it for a week. Yes. Let us do that, Nintendo. bring back blockbuster bring back blockbuster bring back family video they were like blockbuster weird adult video section in the back when people are nostalgic for blockbuster I'm like okay but it's like blockbuster killed that in the first place yeah people hated blockbuster when blockbuster was a thing it's only kind of been in the last ten years that they've kind of anything But anyway, we'll be talking more about crap like that tonight, and we'll be playing the Walking Dead Telltale game, some more of that. This has been our month of diving into games that we've already previously done. Yeah, we started this back in October. We were doing all spooky games. And yeah, this is we got like, I don't know, a little bit into the story. I don't know how much, but we're just going to pick up right where we left off. I think I'm at a gas station with some people. You spent like nine hours looking for like a key, I think, last time. I'm at a gas station with a bunch of strangers. I mean, it's pretty much every episode of The Walking Dead. So we'll be playing that. You go somewhere, you meet an unscrupulous cast of characters. Everything seems idyllic. The zombies get in. Maybe not everything is as it seems. um so yeah and also I just want to remind folks you can head to dumb industries.com super dumb bros and uh watch tonight's program completely ad free if you uh want to stick it to bezos and amazon to the man you can go there watch the same program still have access to the twitch chat you also get the secret chat which I can confirm is better for the environment I got the reports back. Well, all that Bitcoin mining we've been doing, though, has really been kind of just making it sort of a net, you know, zero. Yeah. We're going to introduce the dumb coin soon. That's our next. We're going to be like the Hawk to a girl, and we're going to announce our new coin. And then we're going to get accused of fraud. No. Also, if you head to dumb-industries.com slash donate, if you send us a donation of any dollar amount throughout tonight's program, we'll give you a shout out. In the form of one of our past terrible impressions. I'm so good at pointing stuff now. Yeah, look at that. I feel like Vanna White, or like a weatherman. Yeah, dumb rug pull time. We're going to hype up this dumb coin, everyone. Hype the shit out of it. Then rip all of you off. That's pretty much what the scam, right? They just like talk up this thing and then... I actually don't know what any of this means. I'm going to be honest with you. It's so dumb. Anyway, so you can do that. You can also ask us a question. We'll answer it on the air. Yeah, ask us to do one of our weird impressions. Whatever you'd like. There's no bottom. We'll do whatever you want. I don't know. Maybe we can we can do some like Mario impressions today if people ask, because I was to me. Because I meant to bring this up. I was playing over the weekend. Inga and I have been playing through Super Mario World just for a long time, you know, just in the background every now and again. And we got toward the end and I brought up, you know, like when Mario jumps and he hits things with his head, he's not hitting him with his head, he's hitting him with his fist. Yes. And I'm like, well, that's much better because if he was hitting them with his head, he would have CTE probably. And then I just came up with this whole scenario where Mario, Luigi's like, Mario, your hands are shaking all the time. What's going on? And then they take him to the doctor. Mario, the brain scans are not so good. They say you have the brain of a sixty seven year old. You've got to stop hitting things with your head. OK, let's see. I believe this. And then Bowser becomes the president and he tries to take Medicaid away so Mario can't get the help he needs. mario president bowser sent willie waluigi to defund the medicaid you can't get to your brain if they don't put wario and waluigi in the next mario brothers movie oh yeah they don't they don't show up in that first one yeah let's riot let's just take them down completely um Yeah. Dumb NFT. I forgot. We had a dumb NFT briefly. Oh, he didn't. No one said that in chat. That was a real thing. Wait, what did they say? Um, I still have my dumb NFT, Rushmore Yankee. Hold on to that. It'll be valuable. I don't have any Bitcoin, but I do have a lot of points in the McDonald's app. And I think that that's been more valuable to me in the long run. Okay, I think I remember now. Right, we're at this place and there's like zombies and I gotta do something. Okay. My pillow? Oh no, Mike Lindell's over there. He's a zombie. No, that's just what he normally looks like. Where? Oh yeah, that is a truck over there. Oh, I see. Okay. I kind of forgot how to control this game. I like the art in this a lot. Is this like the cell shading? You know, when we were watching Silver Surfer the other day, it kind of reminded me of this. Oh, yeah. Like the thick lines around everything. It's very cool. This is kind of just what Tampa looks like normally. He says, Bowser is still a better choice than our current reality. Probably. All right. I think I have to go back to this pillow, maybe. Danny says we're getting a glimpse into the What If universe where Matt writes for Robot Chicken, and I love it. We need this more, please. Thank you. Yeah, sometimes I'll just, like, get, like, on a weird scenario and, uh... Mario, have you heard of a Chris Benoit before? It's gonna happen to you if you don't get the help. Badder things happen when your brains are messed up, Mario. Give me that, my pillow. Good luck smothering them to death. That's not really what I have in mind. Oh, I'm going to take a nap. Where do I have to go? Let's see. We can hide by that RV. If we're quiet and keep our heads down. Okay, let's try it. Jpoe. Twenty twenty two says there will be no colonoscopies in the zombie apocalypse. You want to know what's so weird? That Aussie colonoscopy clip is an older one I used in a pre show a long time ago and then we brought it back for tonight and I didn't even. Yeah, like I'd use that long before this ever happened to me. So we're going to need weapons. But I have a creating my own reality. Um. This is my inventory. Leah says, glad to catch SuperDumbBrothers today. The world is bleak. Yeah, it is. But the weather felt nicer out where we were. I don't know if anybody else felt like it was. That was nice. It wasn't so windy. Oh, God. Come on. How do I just? I got a pillow. I thought the pillow was going to change everything. Let's head back to that wall. Safe there. Yeah, I agree. There's pillows over there. Matt, can you look up what I'm supposed to do in this part? Sure, yeah, let me... Probably something I should have done before we got started. You're good. They really want to get into that room. Yes, you said that. Walking Dead telltale walkthrough. Oh, IGN.com, the best walkthrough website where if you can tolerate reloading every five thousand seconds, yeah, and all the ads, you'll get your answer. So what chapter are we on or what episode? Do you know? It's episode one. I don't know what chapter we're up to, but. Okay. What are you going to do with that? I don't really know. Do you have any tricks for getting into cars? Not without tools. A bunch of noise. Soldry voice. Sounds like he should be making, should be doing like very white, sweet talk downs with that voice. I think I found a pretty damn way to stuff these guys quietly. Let's see... Okay, lean to the left, pick up the pillow just on the other side of the wall, look to the right and choose to run to the truck. At the truck, you can't get in the window. Instead, kill the zombie leaning against the nearby car by peering around the truck and selecting the pillow icon while looking at the zombie. Ahhhh. Alright. There we go. Serena, seventeen, twelve, pillow fight activated. Wouldn't it be great if something that stupid just happened to us? Wait, what? Does she have a silencer? Well, they're using the pillow as a silencer, I guess. Oh, I don't think that works. Yeah, that's still pretty loud. TV and movies always play down how loud guns are. Like, I would love to watch an action movie where, like, a gunfight gets done happening and everybody's just like, what? After, like, give up, Mr. Bond! What? ! Gonna put the car in neutral. Thanks for the hint, game. Oh, that's where I just came from. Okay, sorry. Let me know when you need another... Line! Sometimes if you just get going a little bit, you know, it becomes intuitive. Open the car door next to the zombie you just killed and take the spark plug, move the gear shift, return to the truck, use the spark plug on the window to get the ice pick. Let me see the spark plug. I'm gonna stick it up my ass. Uh-oh. Nemesir Kolboth says the loudness of gunfire was a great recurring gag on Archer. I need to watch more Archer. It seems like one of those things I would really like, and I just never really got into it. It has all my favorite people in it. Maybe I'll start watching Archer. I need a new thing to get into. That could scramble a brain pretty good. Stick it up his ass. The great for us, this game is just him just like shoving that screwdriver up his asses. Come on. You don't have to kill him that way. Oh, it's just just look, we all have our thing out here in the wasteland. OK, just let me do this. All right, so now can I go over here? Well, I'm gonna go for it. No, I don't think I'm supposed to be here. His entire game is just sneaking around. Just being very, very sneaky. Okay, do you need further? Yeah. Okay, so return to the motel. Sorry, I was reading the chat. Return to the motel. Oh, wait. Move the gear shift. Return to the truck. Use the spark plug on the window to get the ice pick. Return to the motel sign where you started the area. Look over the wall and highlight the zombie and choose the ice pick option. Aye, aye, aye. All right. So I got to go back. Yeah. Gotta go back. Danny asks, dumb fam, please take time to respond to this. How do you think Matt and Chris would do in a real zombie apocalypse? I don't intend on surviving any apocalypse. I've said this a thousand times. When stuff goes wrong, I'm just standing out in front of my house and waiting on whatever it is. Dope. You are dead. It's like the Dwight Schrute It Is Your Birthday sign. I don't think I'd be very resourceful in a zombie apocalypse. I don't even want to try. I've always said if I heard an atomic bomb was headed towards us, I would just go stand out in front of my apartment. That's horrible. I don't want to survive that, even if I did, because it's just going to be horrible. Plus, that just sounds like a nice, quick way to go out in general. Who could ask for better? It's hard to move the joystick in time. Oh, that poor man. So what are you trying to do? I just have to look over the thing and then I have to hover over the zombie and hit the ice pick button, but it's limited. But if you don't do it super quick, you're going to get got. I see. All right, we've got a couple of donations here. Okay. First one here comes from Scribbler Johnny. Thank you, Scribbler. scribbler johnny says uh you'd like to like a short rendition of when loving lovers love paul stanley and randy newman let's pull up the uh lyrics for this yeah let me do that believe it or not I'm not super familiar with this like I'm mainly an early mystery science theater yeah let's see uh so okay so it's like uh okay here we go so wait you'll be um wait you do both of these I don't do either do you want me to do do you want me to just do the whole thing yeah why don't you just do it I don't know and I don't remember how the melody goes so I'm just gonna wing this so memory memory And then it's back and loving lovers love again Who knows where it flies The lustrous love must rise Into the endless skies A new day shining bright Your heart is wings to fly And no one else can fly I really can't say why I really do like pie. I know a couple of guys. They really do like pie. They're loving lovers, lovers, love, golden, shimmering, lustrous, lovely, loving, loving, love, love, love. That's Randy. That was amazing. Good night. Well done. It's revealing how little MST street cred I actually do have every time I get one of these kinds of things. You nailed it. Scribbler Johnny, thank you so much. We have another one here from Jackie B. Jackie, thank you. Jackie says, so excited for some video games. I had a bike accident on Saturday and busted my knee. Oh, no. Sorry. If you could choose your favorite impression for a Get Well song, it'll make my week or get me through till Thursday. Jackie. I'm so sorry. Busted you, me. You know what I was thinking? Because it was in the pre-show. You're Jordan Peterson you haven't done in a while. You know, Jordan Peterson and just being moved by the power of music. Young man, Sonny Jim, I'll tell you if you just start making your bed, it'll make all the difference, Sonny boy. What? Uh... Yeah, let me think. What's a good song for feeling better? Get well, get well soon. We want you to get well. I could do a little bit of Mr. Blue Sky by ELO. I don't know. Oh, that'd be good. I don't know if I can actually really sing in that Jordan Peterson voice very well, but like... I don't know. I haven't done Tiny Tim yet, so this is Tiny Tim singing Mr. Blue Sky for Jackie to get well. The sun is shining in the sky. There ain't a cloud in sight. It's stopped raining. Everybody's in a haze. And don't you know, it's a beautiful new day. Mr. Blue Sky, please tell us why you had to hide away for so long. Where did we go wrong? Get feeling well, Miss Jackie B. You had to hide away for so long. tell me where it went wrong uh I kind of lost it there toward the end I was trying to find a way to work your name jackie but uh but we do hope you get feeling well me and chris and uh tiny tiny t yes tiny t tim get well soon that's the song I always listen to when I need to get feeling better it's uh like an antidepressant you can't be sad and listen to you can't be sad and listen to mr blue sky or the song uh have you ever heard strokin before by clarence carter yes I love strokin You can't be sad and listen to that song. That's true. I be stroking. That's what I be doing. He had a bunch of songs that are absolutely hilarious. I've heard only two of them. I've heard, well, stroking is the best one, but then there's like, what's it like? Backdoor Santa. Isn't that one of them? Sounds about right. There's also one, it's all just about how every living creature on the planet makes love. Cows make love. Okay, I know what you're talking about, yeah. yeah most of his songs are just him kind of talking like I love the part and strogan's like he's like tell me when's the last time that you made love did you make love yesterday did you make love last week did you make love last year or maybe you'll be making love tonight Stroking Clarence Carter, but don't stroke so fast. We can get that guy by the wall over there. Yeah, I bet. How do I go there? Warcliffe Killers. Stroking to the east, stroking to the west, stroking to the two dudes that I love best. Hell yeah. Rushmore Yankee. Clarence Carter. Ooh, shit. Yeah, that's... Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter. The thing about this game is, like, I just can't... The controls just aren't intuitive at all, so I'm like... Yeah, well, they're not really games. They're, like, a weird, like, visual novel, kind of. You have to, like, think of them as, like, not a game. It's like I keep debating buying the Telltale Batman series because my sister said it was all right, but then, like, I watch you play this, and this just kind of seems like it sucks, so I don't know if it's... I know. I wish it was more just, like, choose your own adventure where I didn't have to actually control anything. It's just, like... No matter what, you get a good story instead of getting eaten by zombies. Because you didn't, you know, whatever. Those Choose Your Own Adventure books were great. I have a Hardy Boys one somewhere at my parents' house that rocks. Yeah, I love those books. I don't know why they made them the way they did, though, because it was always like, you know, you'd read one part and be like, turn to page two hundred for this thing that you turn there and then like you get to the end and then it'd be like, turn to page sixty. You're just like, who put this thing together? Yeah. Uh... Dude's got some great genes. JustJackieB asked, have you played the Choose Your Own Adventure game? Oh, I didn't know there was a thing. I am definitely interested in that now, though. Did you watch the Black Mirror Choose Your Own Adventure episode? I wanted to, but it only worked on a handful of things, like nothing we had in our house at the time. Oh, really? I didn't know that that was, like, limited. Yeah, it was. It definitely looked cool, though. But, yeah, there used to be, like, a bunch of interactive kind of stuff on Netflix, and I think they took all of it off because just nobody cared enough. Exciting gameplay. Rat. Rad. It's going to be me out in the wasteland one day. Bandersnatch. Yes, thank you, Mr. Znatural. I thought it was pretty awesome. It was like... It gets kind of meta. Like, it recognizes Netflix at one point. Oh, weird. Hello in there. We're here to help. Please! It's like, it becomes aware that it's being watched by you on Netflix, but it takes place in the eighties. So he has no idea what Netflix is. Oh, weird. Oh, that sounds awesome. Yeah. It's pretty cool. It's probably not even on there anymore, but. The Black Mirror is a real hit or miss. The good ones are really good, but then the bad ones all feel like, what if the guy who worked for Vice wrote the Twilight Zone? I mean, like, the first three seasons I thought were, like, flawless, but then I watched a couple that were just like, come on. Really? Come on, Charlie. You do better than that. Though it's still got a better track record than the new Twilight Zone. That's true. Kill her. I'm trying to think of who she reminds me of. She looked like Joan Cusack, maybe? Courtney Cox. Oh my god, speaking of Courtney Cox, I have been re-watching the Scream movies in the background while I work, and I was watching Scream three not too long ago. She has the worst hair ever in that movie, and I don't know who gave it to her. In Scream three, yeah. In Scream three, yeah. It's like she pissed off the stylist. Isn't that like a meme? She pissed off the stylist, yeah. They show her bangs. Yeah, and they gave her these weird tiny bangs. What do you mean, borrow? Give it to me. I can just, you know, end this, and then there's no problem. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Please, I don't want to be one of them. They're satanic. Uh... You made a difficult choice. I wish those would pop up in my life when I do big things. What does that mean? I changed, like, the trajectory of the story? Uh, probably, yeah. Or maybe that you, like, earned points or something. Like, a big story beat, I think. Ooh la la. It is still early in the zombie apocalypse, right? She did the right thing. Your head wouldn't look like that still if you did that. No. Let's get out of here. I hate when they, in movies and TV, when someone vomits, but you never hear the actual splatter of it. It's like... he recovered from that really fast he was just kind of like and then he just stood back up again like if that were me I would have been like gasping for air for the next like minute and a half all just big things drool came out you know yeah you'd be like I do I do not enjoy throwing up oh that throwing up is the worst Though I think the only thing worse than throwing up is feeling like you need to throw up and not being able to. That is the worst feeling. The build up, yeah. That's Dusty Slay. It is. We're having a good time in the apocalypse. Derek's opening for him on some dates. I know town hall. I think I've got a, I've got to get in and see one of those. Yeah. I saw dusty like a bajillion years ago because he started doing comedy in Charleston and I started doing comedy in Greenville and he like popped in and did like a set or two in the, some of the venues in our area. All right. What am I supposed to do now? Hey there. Hi. I'm not your dad! I don't love you! to feed you to the zombies it would be so goddamn terrifying to be a kid in the zombie apocalypse right just surrounded by fucking adults and most of them are insane um okay can you look up what I have to do once I get back to the bar okay uh yes let me pop on um Okay, once back at the pharmacy, talk to Doug to go outside. Note Lee's brother with the keys to the far right, the brick on the ground, and the combination lock on the door. Look at each one. Sure. Sure. Jaypo, is it just me that thinks this is not a very good game? It could just be watching me play it is not a very good game. But you're not really in this for the gameplay. It's more about the story. And there's some people who really like games with a real heavy story and some people who don't like them at all. I like a real basic story, but nothing that, you know... It makes me have to follow a narrative at the same time while I'm playing shit. It's kind of the problem with Skyward Sword is that there's too much narrative and by the time you beat a boss and figure out all the stuff to get through the dungeon, you get through and then the next beat happens and you don't even remember what happened before. You're like, what? We should think about searching that guy across the street. Maybe he has them, but who knows if he actually worked here. Oh, yeah, and I want to take a second to talk about, too, since we kind of just decided on this at the last minute, Witching Hour Marathon happening tomorrow at seven. Oh, yeah. Kind of a last-minute thing we decided on, but, yeah, that's going to be super fun. Yeah, I'm going to be... I hear Brother Ichabod is hosting. Oh, yes, yes, Brother... Thank you, thank you. Yeah, Brother Ichabod's going to be hosting live tomorrow night, so he'll be popping in in between episodes to do, like, little Q&As with everybody and to... you know yell and scream and generally do his thing and uh and we're going to be playing our final versions of episodes three and four which will then be going on to the odds and end collection finally so that's yes what all of this is is celebrating thank you so much everybody for your patience uh with us getting those done there's a lot of life has happened in the last month and a half uh so it's uh we do appreciate it but those will be up after that so They're literally the same as the ones we played back in December, or whenever we played the last ones, just there's like two little tweaks that I wanted to make. I did, but it was too risky. Then a bunch of guys showed up and they tried. and what happened I think they're most of who you see wandering around out there penguins nine one ninety two says when does that start I think we're gonna start at seven the the aim is to go from like seven to eleven ish yeah uh each episode's about an hour it's about an hour a little bit less one or two of them you're gonna do some or ichabod's gonna do some first down fuck this up uh yeah uh between Yeah, he's going to do some stuff. Yeah, we thought it would be fun for people to ask him questions about what hell's like, you know. So be thinking of some fun things to ask him. And I'm sure Shamian will pop up and make an appearance at some point. Yeah, it's going to be a fun night. Man, that's a hasty fortification job over there. Dan Wally asks, do Matt's roommates' neighbors know Ichabod is hosting? I'll let them know. I think it'll be fine. It's, uh, you know, it's, uh, well, one, it's Brother Ichabod who's hosting and he's in hell, but even if I was the one that was hosting, uh, he's only gonna do a little bit of stuff in between each one, so it's mainly gonna be quiet and then, you know. Alright, how am I supposed to get over to this dude? Should I? Yeah, check it out. After I talk to Doug. Got to get the keys. I open the gate. Okay, so first... So, Notely's brother with the keys. Try to use the remote on the televisions to the far left. After this, hand it to Doug and he will use the remote to turn on the TVs. Those TVs are on. And I'm sure they're making a lot of noise behind that glass. Sorry, what was I supposed to do again? Something about the remote with the guy, like you have to try to turn the TVs off or then give it to him and he'll turn them off. Let me read it again. Oh, I have the remote, right? But how do I... yeah so it says first knock off the lock with the fire axe and then push open the door and grab the brick throw the brick through the window of the tv store oh there's a brick see again it's like that's not intuitive it's like you have to search you got to turn the tvs off too like you got to burst I I mean you can give it a shot like this but yeah try to yeah see what happens Bart Fargo's brother Ichabod on those TVs. That'd be great. The only thing that airs in the zombie apocalypse is the brother Ichabod ad that we did. Yeah, that'll be fun. It's been a hot minute since we did something like that. Did you find them yet give me a second having a moment here. Um, can I get some privacy, please? I have to finish it off. Did you have to kill the brain? Yes. Hit the head. Hit the head. This looks exactly as difficult as trying to kill someone with an axe actually would be. Like it's... Ugh. one more time I don't understand how like getting bit by the zombie turns you but like you can just be covered with like all of their blood and that seems to be fine science doesn't really make any sense like wear some gloves holy crap run oh god okay wait if he hadn't yelled that they wouldn't have known dumb dumb all right get back get back get back That one zombie's shirt was in the same condition as the clothes in my closet right now. Oh, we've got a new donation here. Oh, very nice. from uh rushmore yankee oh thanks more yankee thank you rushmore yankee says can matt do tiny tim doing stroking uh yes I can I I definitely know all the words to this but I just want to make sure I'm doing them in the right order so uh All right. Wow. It was the first result. Awesome. So, uh, okay. So this is, this is for you, uh, Rushmore Yankee, right? Yes. Okay. Yeah. This is for you Rushmore Yankee. So, uh, When I start making love, I don't just make love! I be stroking! That's what I be doing! I be stroking! I stroking to the east! And I stroking to the west! And I stroking to the woman that I love the best! I be stroking! Let me ask you something. What time of the day do you like to make love? Have you ever made love just before breakfast? Have you ever made love while you watched the late, late show? Well, let me ask you this. Have you ever made love on a couch? One more time. I be stroking. That's what I be doing. Thank you. That is a wonderful idea. I have now blown out my voice. Do your roommates ever question what you're doing when you're doing these impressions? No, because the one knows what I'm doing and the other one's afraid of me. And or is in our kitchen for nine and a half hours every day so just doesn't notice anything I'm doing. The guy with the hat, he gives me real like a, hey, Peter, man, turn on the news. It's the breast exam. I tell you what I'd do in a zombie apocalypse. Two chicks at the same time. That shot of him after Peter laughs at him, he's like, yeah. Shot of, what's his name, Dietrich Bader. It's like one of the funniest cuts, like, in movie history. It's just perfect. It's sublime. Alright, what am I supposed to be doing here? I just love, like, yeah, like, his advice when he's, like, going to jail. He's just, like, very genuinely just like, hey, Peter, man, watch your cornhole. It's just, like, it's so, like, caring and I'm doing the drywall down at McDonald's. Oh, no. You're not the father. Whoa. Shit. Okay. Well, look harder. Look, we don't want to put you on the spot, Clementine, but if you don't find us now, we're all gonna die, so hurry up! We are going to die. I was just thinking that too, yeah. That's such a great... That whole scene is so good. That is my favorite Indiana Jones movie. It's so good. You call him Dr. Jones, doll. I always love when they're about to jump out of the raft in the plane. You just hear, like, because they're all, like, squeezed together. You just hear short rounds. You're like, lady, I can't breathe. Yeah. Oh, I gotta save Doug or Carly. Save Carly. Get laid. Oh, no. They both died. Whoopsie. Oh, you get to try again. Because if at first you don't succeed... What time is it? We should probably start... It is eight fifty-three. Let me skip this. You've made a lot of good progress. I guess so. Joan Cusack, not you. Again? Really? I gotta sit through this whole thing again? Really? Seriously? Forklift Killer Chris brings creative solutions to the trolley problem. If you kill all the people, then you don't have a trolley problem. There, I solved the puzzle. Mr. Z Natural, I'm still disappointed that Dial of Destiny didn't at least have a cameo by Adult Short Round. Yeah, they really dropped the ball on that. The guy's, like, everywhere again. What an opportunity to put Short Round back in the Indiana Jones movies. Everyone loves that guy. Yeah, and he was sort of getting big at around that time again, too. Yeah, but, like, no one would have been against, like, that's the kind of nostalgic casting that they should do. Well, I mean, on one hand, you gotta respect that they tried to not just completely lean into, you know, nostalgia bait for most of it. It's just like, that's Indiana Jones. He has a new cast of characters, you know, and... I don't know. I was pretty lukewarm toward it until it got to the end, and then I thought it was gonna end awesome, and then it didn't, and it really bummed me out. Because, uh... Well, I mean, it's been out for a while, but I'm gonna try not to spoil too much. Time travel is involved at one point toward the end, and I thought that Indiana Jones was just gonna stay in the past and die in the past to, like, save his friends. That's true. It would have been the best way for him to go out. You know, he finally gets to, you know, and then maybe at the end, like they find like his hat in a cave, but it's like all aged, you know, and you know, time travel just I guess all the Indiana Jones movies kind of, you know, there's a little bit of a fantasy element to them. Yeah. They don't lean too heavy into it, though. Exactly. It's all, like, kind of cool and subtle. I don't know. They did time travel in an Indiana Jones movie as good as you could do it, I think. But then they just completely caved because I was like, yeah, just like, you know, Indiana Jones, this is his life, you know, and they could have made the plot about, like, how his marriage didn't work because, like, this is his real passion, and he could have... Yeah. He could have just, like, you know, not died in the past, but just, like, had to, like, remain behind or something while, you know, the rest of his friends got back, and you just know that he lived to, like, a ripe old age, like, hanging out with, like, Socrates or whoever, you know, and... but instead they ended it with more nostalgia bait. All right, so wait, I'm saving the girl, right? All right, but how do I choose which one to save? This is so frustrating. Is it not letting you click? I don't know. Whatever one it lets you click on, I guess, is the one you choose. This is like a Russian election. It seems like there's a choice, but there's not really. Peter Man. No, get her. Bart Fargo says, what's with that cloudy vision? Is that zombie vision? I think you just have glaucoma. Yeah. The main character has macular degeneration. Go, kid. You're gonna get us both killed. What? What? I know Walter Matthau punched you in the face. Why? How'd I get out? Hey, Peterman, I just put an axe in his head. Come with me if you want to live. Come with me, Peterman, if you want to live. Are you Sarah Connor, Peterman? Hasta la vista, Peter, man. Okay. Actually, that seems like a good place to pause it. We're going to play more next week. Yeah. Groovy. Okay. Is it going to save my progress here? It probably saved it after that, right? I guess so. If it didn't, I'll figure it out before. Wait. While you're doing that, I'm going to go grab my Switch real fast. I'm just going to let this play just to make sure it saves and I don't have to do all that over again. Matt's been playing Mortal Kombat XI. Yes, he has. Did you check the glove box? They should just start whatever succeeds Blu-ray. They should just have physical media be on these little chips like Switch games are. I agree. That would be amazing. Yeah, like totally uncompressed movies you can just take with you anywhere. Pop in and they don't have to really load or anything. Alright. There has to have been a save by this point, so I'm going to exit. Yes, I'm sure. God damn it. Yeah, bitch. Let me out. All right, everyone. Fire up your switches. Open up Mario Kart. Fire up your Nantando swatches and get ready for... Mario, maybe you should be in the race. You've got the CTE. Hold on. I just realized something. I've got to plug my monitor in. Let me get the game going first. yeah we just we just have you on screen usually when we do these right I think that's all you really um yeah yeah we don't need I mean unless you want to I mean it doesn't matter it's a I just know that anytime my setup can be as uncomplicated as possible it usually runs hang on one second I'm gonna I'll be right back Dan Wally has a one terabyte SD chip in your phone. That is crazy. I was talking about this with my dad the other day, how like when a thumb drives first came out, how, how wild it was, you know, that it was like, you know, for like a hundred something dollars, you could get like a, like a five hundred megabyte, you know, thumb drive. And now you can buy just like multiple terabytes for approximately that same price. I bought a sixty gig SD card for like something like, you know, fifteen dollars. It's crazy. um okay I gotta take this off the screen real quick so I can set this up um and I'm gonna put the code in the pri in the chat everyone let me just get matt the code Yeah. Dan Wally asks, how do we hook our Switch up to the stream? We use just a video capture card that you just hook up through USB to your computer. The problem is, though, is that StreamYard, we kind of have to trick StreamYard to get it to work. And occasionally, StreamYard realizes that and tries to change all the settings to one or the other. So what I do now is I plug the Switch into my laptop. So it's on a separate computer than my desktop. And that kind of solves everything with the sound issues. I put the code in there, Matt, when you're ready. Yeah, I'm getting in. Just give me two seconds. No, hurry. There you are. Oh, someone else already joined. Oh, I think because if I'm friends with them already. Yeah, I don't think I didn't even need the code. I think if you're just playing and if you're friends with you already. But if you're not already friends with you, then that's fine. Okay, just put the code in chat, everyone. By the way, anybody with Switches, feel free to just add me on Switch because it makes these types of things run better. Plus, I like to see what you're playing, and you can get up at three in the morning and see that I'm in the middle of playing Batman Arkham Knight for the nine hundredth time. I started playing and they updated the Game Boy collection on Switch. And let me put this on a banner. Scroll. Very spiffy in my little scarf. All right. Between, like, your avatar and then the other beard glasses one, I'm going to get confused. There's two. I know. There's too many glasses, beards guys here. It's like a Matt Walsh impersonator contest. I'm just kidding. All right. Are we doing all blue cells here? Yeah, let's do it. Do all blue shells. If you want to throw in something else weird, maybe you could... Oh, it would only let you do... Oh, you can do custom items. Wait. Does the next screen fix? I think so, right? Maybe. It must. If it gets weird, we can always just back out. It's got to be. Let's see. Will it not just let you click A when you go to custom? Okay. all right blue shells and if you want to throw like maybe one other thing and maybe like bananas oh because that could get what about that and the bullets so it's just gonna be a constant that or no star you think what was the one you suggested I was gonna say bananas because then it's just gonna be a nightmare to drive the whole time yeah but it'll be fun like to be able to go really fast for like two seconds until you get blown up um you know what you know what I'm I'm a little curious about the bullet one maybe maybe maybe do the bullet or we could do the star though half the joy of all blue shells that it is all blue shells and that's just like you know a thousand of them do one just pure all blue it cannot be compromised it has to only be blue this has to be unadulterated and pure I'm glad we had this discussion Okay. That's a good one. Yoshi Valley is kind of my go-to. I like sometimes just driving all the rainbow roads they have on here in, like, chronological order, so I'm gonna go with Super Nintendo Rainbow Road first. For a second, I thought you were doing your Todd McFarlane. I like doing the... I like the Switch Rainbow Road because it's bigger than the Super Nintendo Road. It's also in higher resolution. It's way better. I was watching a video again today where they were talking about the Spawn cartoon and how they had these live openings from Todd McFarlane and all of them where he's like, you know, behind his little drawing desk but it's in like this big spooky warehouse and he's wearing like a leather jacket with his hair slicked back and he has his back to the camera and then he turns around and he's like... is like, if you were about to die and the devil came up to you and said, like, would you give your soul to me to not die? What would you do? Well, a guy named Spawn had to answer that question one time. I'm Todd McFarlane. It's so stupid. Yeah, vaguely remember that. Okay, here we go, everyone. If you found out a guy was stealing your newspaper every day and then you caught him red-handed, would you beat the shit out of him or would you call the proper authorities? Well, a guy named Spawn had to make that decision one time. I'm Todd McFarlane. Oh, God. This is slightly more playable than it was last time. Ah... Yeah, I've managed to go a little longer. Okay, now it's starting to... Billy just blue shelled herself, I saw. I saw it. I saw it. You can't blue shell yourself, everyone. Just remember. I blew myself too early, Michael. You blew yourself. It's kind of fun having to avoid the... I think that's almost a strategy, so you have to kind of hang back a little bit. yeah like the the sweet spot is to be in like like third place like yeah you're close enough to the front to really kind of supersede whoever gets bombed but you personally don't really most of the time ah see that one got me I was in the crossfire crossfire What was Crossfire? As much nostalgia everyone has for that commercial, did anyone actually play it? Yes, it sucks. It's literally just a game where you shoot these little metal balls around a little table. But that commercial made it seem so badass, and then you just actually got it, and you're like, oh. Because, yeah, that song is so great. Crossfire, you'll get caught up in the... Crossfire! Crossfire! Oh. Oh. There was a couple things like that where they tried to make stuff seem cool. Like, I don't know, I remember as a kid when Jumanji came out, and they came out with the board game Jumanji, and I was like, oh, this is going to be sick. It's going to be like the one in the movie. Not that it would actually, like, you know, take you somewhere, but that board game just looked so cool, you know? Like, it was the wood and everything. And then you bought the board game, and it was just like a shitty Parker Brothers board game. You're like, oh, this is much less exciting. I know. It's kind of... I mean, it's similar with, like, the Talkboy thing, where it's like... Yeah. It's something from a movie that they were just like, oh, we could sell a toy to this, but they didn't really put much... They didn't really put much thought into anything else after. Oh, no. Now I'm in first place. I don't want to get blue-shadowed. I don't want to be a pirate. I don't want to be a pirate. Oh, God. This is fun. We're having fun. Maybe it's just the track. I feel like it's more playable this time. Last time I just felt like it was just constant exploding. The power-ups feel a little bit more spread out in this one. That could be it. Who came in first? Dot Governor. Wow. LavaBings asks, did anyone here use the Power Glove? I never did use the Power Glove. Did you ever? No, I never had it. It looked awesome. When I turned seven, I remember the big things I wanted was either a Game Boy or a Power Glove, and my parents got me a Game Boy. Thank God. now I do remember I think a friend of mine in uh elementary school like their older brother had a sega tried to release like this mat at one point that was supposed to be like the original version basically of like xbox connect where you could like move your body to do stuff and that did not work at all well do you remember like the track and field nes pad they had that that was like a they were marketing the hell out of that for a little bit where it was a big mat with buttons on it, and you could run on it. Oh, yeah. I never had one, but I remember seeing other kids with them. There was a track and field NES game that came with it. don't know we were very like the team sega for the longest time until sega folded and then you know yeah I started like I didn't play a lot of the mario games until a lot later in my life but I played all the sonics but like even like you know I didn't have the game boy I had the game gear which uh did you ever have a game gear yeah I had a game gear it was a great console but it was you know you either had to plug it into the wall or it took you like it ate up like eight double a batteries oh that's right four hours that was before they had like rechargeable batteries yeah that thing was just like a battery demolisher and uh and it was just like massive then it wasn't like super portable really and uh You could watch TV on it. Yeah. I had a TV tuner. Yeah. Let's see. I had a, yeah, I had a game boy. I guess I only had that really for like a few years before I had to gain gear. Cause you know, I remember being like fourth grade and getting the game gear. Yeah. Now, what started my Nintendo journey was that my mom... This shows you how white trash we are. We consumed so much Kool-Aid because we basically raised my cousins, too. There used to be Kool-Aid points you could get, and my mom collected so many Kool-Aid points that both me and my sister got a Game Boy Pocket that came with Pokemon Blue version. Both of us. That is amazing. It's... we got a lot of neat through kool-aid points we got a like a legit whammo slip and slide uh wow yeah it's not cool though to just uh have uh points for kids toys and a giant vat of sugar anymore though so that's uh sad times But there were more points on the sugar-free Kool-Aid, so they were trying to encourage good behavior. Were there really? There were, yeah, because my grandpa drank the sugar-free Kool-Aid, and they would just give my mom all the points, and that's... I guess it's not as bad as, like, the camel cigarette points. Oh, that was... Yeah. That was kind of the whole thing, though, is, like, you know, points. Yeah. Yeah. buy a certain amount of UPCs and then you can win a trip to China. The one I never quite understood was the box tops for education. Can somebody explain how, like, all of us saving our box tops was supposed to, like, fund education or something? It just was. It just was. Like, I remember even as a kid being like, yeah, but, like, why? Because our school would do that big, they'd have a big push during a certain part of the year, because we were always doing fundraiser crap. Where did all that money go? All those fundraisers. You gotta wonder. They had to have been maybe bullshit, I would think. Some of them probably were, right? The amount of fraud there is in this world, I'm sure we've been defrauded without even knowing it. Did you ever do any fundraisers in school, like those things where a guy would show up and he'd have a magazine for stuff to sell to your neighbors? I don't think my brother and I ever did it. And if you sold a lot of stuff, you could win a mini bike, but nobody ever won the mini bike because it would take you selling a psychotic amount of stuff, so you would... do all this work and then you would get like a like a you know a chinese finger trap yeah it was basically just child labor it was basically that yeah uh what do they call that the media mass um marketing like nexium it's like nexium for kids yeah yeah yeah so people wonder why so many people from our generation fell for like pyramid schemes and it's like that's basically what happened to all of us in school so it's still happening too look at like I don't even want to get into it I mean there are certain fundraisers where I get you know where it's like they're trying they have like the chocolate bars that they do to like raise money for like band or you know or stuff like that but it's like There's also, um, this is big in New York City, and probably not as much as it used to be, like, when I was growing up, but there's a whole network of guys who, like, hire teenagers to sell candy on the subway, with, like, the promise of, like... Yeah, what is that about? Oh, my, I read a whole, you know, expose on it, and it's fucking crazy. There's, like, yeah, there's, like, these guys. They're like, hey, you want to get the new Jordans? Just sell, you know, ten boxes of this. But they even have, like, guys who, like, drive these kids' places and then pick them up after. It's insane. And it's all, you know, it's all off the books. So they're just totally exploiting these high school students by flashing PS Vs in front of their faces. Jeez. I would a hundred percent fall for something like that if I was a child today. Yeah. This guy said he's going to buy me the new Pokemon game. All I have to do is sell nine hundred candy bars. That's like I remember when I was in middle school, my buddy Austin was like the first person I knew with like a job job. He had like a paper route and I thought it was like crazy that he had like you know like a hundred and fifty bucks every month I was like oh my god what I could do if I had a hundred and fifty dollars remember that yeah I used to quantify money like by how many Star Wars action figures I could get with it so I'm like oh twenty bucks cool I can get like five Star Wars action figures for that That's all I was concerned about. Yeah, I would do that with like, because I remember like when I was in middle school, like that was when they started releasing all the seasons of Star Trek on DVD. And I was just like, man, it would be so awesome if you could just own all of Star Trek on DVD. It's like I had a hundred bucks a month like Austin did. Like I could start buying like TNG. I could get season one. I know. It's like the things we fantasized about then. It's just everybody now. It's just everyone has access to this stuff now. But it's also just like, you know you get bored like we have access to every goddamn video game technically like basically every game that we grew up with we can just search for it and play it yeah it's kind of depressing that things are as bad as they are like in this country in the world and yet it's still the best time to be alive ever isn't that a horribly depressing thought it might have been better before the internet maybe but I mean like think about like some of the strides and like medicine that's true and just you know in terms of like civil rights and stuff right you know going backwards now but um but you're right like there's still you know there have been plenty of progressions that have been positive for like, you know, or just like technology. Like, I mean, like I've been groaning about my taxes and everything here lately, but like, I was just, you know, like with the internet though, like, you know, even if you're using like accountants and stuff, you can just email and do everything. Like you don't have to go take a form, like the post office. Yeah. And photocopy all your receipts. Yeah. And do like all that kind of stuff. So it's, I just got hit with four blue shells. Four. no no it still goes after even if you're not in first place it's kind of not fair I was doing really good right up until like the last second um just looking at the chat what did I say something offensive danny says chris dot dot dot poor chris What? What happened? Was it because I said, you know, things are the best right now ever, and I said, ah, it might have been better in the nineties. You know, when you couldn't, you know, be gay without getting fired and all that stuff. There's certain things that, of course. They made Don't Ask, Don't Tell, where the military was just like, we'll let you in, but, like, just, like, don't be, like, all, like, you know, like, ugh about it, you know? Like, what a weird policy. You know what? I'm going to do Legend of Zelda one this time. Hello blue sold the brand candy to not the generic charity stuff. Ooh. So like you'd sell just, you just like go to Costco and buy like a box of M and M's and then see, I think that's cool. If kids are doing out of independently, I think it's really creepy when it's like an adult is paying kids to do child labor basically. Yeah. That sounds like, did you ever see that episode of Batman the Animated Series where there was, like, a guy living under the streets of Gotham and he just had, like, a group of, like, children who were, like, his slaves who he would, like, send out to steal people's purses and then come back to the sewers? Yeah. Okay. Danny confirmed, yes, the dot, dot, dot was for me. But then I mentioned civil rights and right after you had entered, or right after they had entered. You know, it's like, yeah. I don't ever want to say, oh, no, we should go back to the nineties. I mean, like, every decade has, you know, every period in history really has, like, things that are good about it and things that are bad about it, you know? And it's like... That's, you know, it's like why I said, like, yeah, it's the best time to be alive ever and yet everything is still horrible. Like, I don't think utopia is achievable. If we're gonna get real philosophical on the stream here, I don't think, you know, a Star Trek future is ever obtainable because every system has inherent flaws and, uh... And there's always more work to be done. Hi, I'm Matt Riser from the Super Dumb Brothers. We've had a lot of fun tonight, but I want to talk to you all about a serious topic for a moment. God, I just got the shit beat out of me. I had like seven of these things hit me. I know. I had like six, literally six hit me at one time. No. Oh, this is the F-Zero track. I didn't even realize that until like right now. Yeah, why doesn't it have like the theme you would want to hear? Yeah, where's the little things on the edges where you go like... Oh, it's these things. Oh, look, I did the... There's some great sax music going on. For real. Saxophone players, like, getting turned on by this race. Oh, my God. Yeah. Damn, that was close. Somehow I still. Oh, okay. I'm in third place. Okay. I'm in fourth overall. That was a great indoor race. Yeah, that was awesome. We were literally neck and neck. Well done, .govna. What time is it? Should we do another round? Yeah, we could do one more round. Let's do another round. I know that was a great ending that will probably just wind up ruining by whatever we do next, but hang on, my switch is being weird. Should we change up the... Oh, communication errors. Should we just do like a plain round of Mario, which is normal? Yeah, just do like a regular race. Hang on, I got to get into your... Hang on, I got booted out of the lobby. I need to get back in. Hang on. Before you make any rash decisions. There you are. You good? Yep, I'm here. I made it back, Luigi. Oh, Luigi, the doctor says that I don't have a very long. My brains are all scrambled from all the blocks I've been hitting with my head. Wahoo! Let's see if we're all caught up on shoutouts. And thank you so much, everyone, for hanging out. Yeah, thanks for hanging out. This has been a lot of fun tonight. everyone I hope comes back for the Witching Hour Marathon right here on Twitch tomorrow. Yeah. Gotta make sure I got enough makeup. I should. You mean Ichabod. Yes, yes, that's what I mean. It's not even makeup, it's just his face. Oh, I meant like the human makeup. I do like the Joker from Batman, where I put human paint over top of the... Oh, this level. I don't really play this one that much. They were really running out of ideas when they made this level. This is one of the bonus ones, right? Yeah, it's like F-Zero level, Zelda level, different Mario levels, Donkey Kong level, giant bathroom. Kids play pens. Paris? I don't know. Yeah. I like the Animal Crossing logo. That one is fun. It's the first time you've ever seen a toilet in a Mario game. I'm going to go out on a limb and make that assessment. You'd think, considering they're plumbers, you'd see a lot more of that kind of stuff. Yeah, it's only ever pipes. There's never like, Luigi, we need to go fix it. This guy's shitter. He's a plumber. There's a toilet. Okay, is there any recorded instance of Mario and Luigi fixing a toilet? Morbo, are you watching? Maybe like the Luigi's Mansion games, maybe? I don't know. Oh yeah, you're right. Seems like a toilet maybe shows up in one of those. Yeah, you have to like, there's ghosts inside them sometimes. Yeah, there's ghosts in the bathroom. It's nice to know the Mario cartoons canonically shit, you know? Ew. Toilet spraying toilet water up. Ooh, I made it up to the high tracks. Alright. Well... Quondale Dangle. Ahhhh! I can get better at drifting. That's my flaw with every racing game is I'm a horrible drifter. It was my nephew's birthday a couple weeks ago, and he had his birthday party at Dave & Buster's, and they had, like, a four-panel Mario Kart set up there. Oh, nice. It was cool. Happy birthday, Dylan. Yeah. He's seven. Um... That place kind of sucks, though, if I'm being honest. Yeah, you went to Dave & Buster's, not even, like, Chuck E. Cheese, because, like, I always think of, like, Dave & Buster's as being, like, you know, Chuck E. Cheese, but it's full of, like, alcoholic adults instead of children, you know? Yeah, but it's the same basic, you know, terrible service. There's just kids running around everywhere. You can never get anyone's attention. It's just a nightmare. But Chuck E. Cheese is way worse. Way worse. They don't even have the animatronic band anymore. That's, like, half the fun. Chuck E. Cheese makes me, like, angry that they're ripping families off with their business model. Like, that's... That's their bread and butter. It's like ripping off families who just want to have a fun time with their kids. And like their pizza is awful. It's just terrible. And they don't. Yeah, it's like it's like the second worst pizza I've ever had in my life. The first worst planet Hollywood in Myrtle Beach, believe it or not. But the games at Chuck E. Cheese, they make most of the games that they have out there. There's one or two licensed arcade machines there, but the rest is just the cheapest games that end in two seconds. It's such a rip-off. Well, like, all the fun games don't win you any tickets, too, which is, like, always the... Like, all the fun games are just games you play, but then all the games that give you tickets to try to get stuff are all, like, shit from, like, the Great Depression, you know? It's like, you either play the Jurassic Park game, or you can play this game, governor, where you put your shiny shekel in here, and there's a bunch of other shiny shekels on the edge of this platform, and maybe your shekel will push the other shekels over. Like, what the fuck is this? You can either play Mario Kart, or you can stop the spinning light on the correct circle by pushing the button. Yeah, Dylan, at Dave & Buster's, he won enough tickets to get, like, a mechanical arm that looks like, you know, like a T-One, like a Terminator arm. Oh, yeah. And he can, like, grab stuff with it. I thought that was pretty cool. But he probably spent, like, fifty dollars in games to get to that. Yeah, on something that you could buy at, like, the dollar store, probably, if you looked around. Yes. Yeah, and you know, Chuck E. Cheese does that too, and it's part of the same ripping off families model where you're essentially paying fifty dollars for stuffed animals that go for like a dollar. Yeah. Sorry, what were you going to say? Oh, I don't even remember what I was going to say now. I'm focusing on like four different things at the same time. Yeah. Oh, I just took first. Going ghost. I hate the ghost. Oh, I was about to say the claw that Dylan had, is it the same one that Chris Farley has in Tommy Boy? Yeah, exactly. It's pretty cool. I gotta say, it's fun playing with those things. And just pretending it's like a real mechanical arm. Hey, is anyone watching going to the Riff Trax taping in Nashville this summer? Sound off in the chat. I'm thinking of maybe going. If enough cool people show up, I'll show up. I want to know who's going to be there. I need to know. Oh, .govna won. They're riffing Time Cop. The Cop of Time. Is that the last race? Is there more? One more. Un mas. There's probably two more, and I'm just really dumb. Two more. Moo Moo Meadows. Oh, Jackie B's going. Most people I know is kind of far. I wish they did it in Minneapolis again because that seemed a little easier for everyone to get to. More of a central location. I've never been to Nashville though. Have you ever been there? Uh, I think I've been there once. I mean, not as an adult, but when I was a kid, we used to have family that lived out that way, so I've driven through that area. I'd love to go back. I debated for a while back when I was in between apartments and stuff was looking, you know, real rough in New York. I was like, you know what, I could maybe relocate to Nashville. rainbow road it's just the ae nes nes rainbow road rainbow road yeah oh that's a close one I was so happy when they did rainbow road in the in the movie I may have stood up and cheered no I didn't I wanted to you cried like kevin smith does in his reaction videos to things that man is always crying now he only cries over batman like I bet you like like if his own daughter like died he wouldn't cry as hard as he does when he watches like the dark knight returns adaptation for the fiftieth time kevin smith's a fine dude I don't mean to talk trash about him And he's had a rough couple years, from what I gather, but there was a period where he was putting out reaction videos where he was just, like, crying about, like, everything. Yeah. And that, you know what? That's fine. Hey, I cry about a lot of things, too, so, you know, it's... I think Kevin Smith's just kind of an easy target, because he's made some bad movies, but I don't think he's a bad guy, like, at all. I actually think he's probably a really good decent dude. We actually know a couple people who've worked with him before. Oh, yeah. Like, I'm sure he, like, you know, treats his staff well and all that stuff. Like, he does seem like a genuinely good dude. I just question his, like, his writing and... He's one of the few people who was better off before he was smoking weed, which I think he's not smoking weed again now, and he's one of the few where I'm like, good. Because those Evening with Kevin Smith DVDs are so great. Oh, those were great, yeah. And there's such a change between him and those and him in the last couple years. That story he tells about meeting John Peters and everything with the Superman movie that happened is so great. Oh, God, yeah. The story where he meets Prince is awesome. The giant spider. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, baby Luigi's upset. Wah. Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah. I made it in fifth. Mario, your CTE is a getting worse. You can't even drive on the cart. Oh, we do have another race. Here we go. Okay. I made it through the super Nintendo one. So now I'm going to pick the N-sixty-four rainbow road and see what happens. Dot governor says good game. Thank you, dot governor. You too. Dan Wally, I backed the Kickstarter and we'll go to the movie theater. Oh, nice. Have the tickets gone on sale yet? No, I don't think so. Forklift Killer says we should all make crying reaction videos to movie Joe Nights. That's funny. Do-do-do-do-do-do. Final race, yes. Ah, I missed the boost. I've been missing the boost a lot today. My Mario Kart skills are slippin'. Oh, yeah! Like the other day, I took my countries of the world quiz that I routinely do over a hundred and fifty on when I'm doing it, and I only made it to like a hundred and forty something. I'm slipping on all my things. I missed Lesotho, Chris. Lesotho! Ah, I went through the pink snow. Ah! Shy guys snowboarding. Why? Why? Why would the shy guys snowboard? Yeah, they don't seem like their bodies are built very well for boarding. But it's like they're not even like associated with like snow levels or anything. I don't know, it's just weird. Yeah. I do like this level a lot though, going off the little sides. It is cool. Ugh. I hate that pink snow. Snow sucks here. Why is the snow pink? Because there's, like, yellow snow. Is the pink snow from, like... The shy guy's pee pink. The shy guy's blood from where they faceplant and break their necks and die. Mario, I think several shy guys died on this course. It's because of your interfere with your cart because your brains are messed up and you won't begin to help. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Ah, third. Fourth. Well, it was fun. Ah, fifth. Ah, shit. Ah, shit. Shit. Shit. okay that's enough that's enough matt matt stop stop kill you okay thanks for hanging out everybody this has been a lot of fun uh thanks everyone you guys are the best We will be going back to our dumb television programming here in a bit. I'm doing some episodes based off of machinery. So I've got Pray for the Wildcats, Lost Missile, and Killdozer coming up. And the choppers. Yes, Big Rig says you've become the ghost from Ju-on. That's the grudge, right? Yeah. Pre-game. Pre-movie, I mean. My entire personality is becoming like, what would happen on Space Ghost Coast to Coast? And I'm just trying to channel that energy now. Thanks, everyone, for hanging out tonight. Yeah, thanks for hanging out. You guys are the best. Join the Super Dumb Bros Super Club. Get on the Dumb Industries newsletter. And join us tomorrow for a witching hour at seven. Yeah, come hang out for the witching hour. If you haven't seen the latest episodes, they'll be presented by Brother Ichabod right here on Twitch. Bring your hell questions. yeah we're gonna we're gonna have a fun night I'm he uh brother ichabod is is very looking forward to being in his full get up for a straight like six hours it's gonna be a great time that is uh I'm gonna raid uh tv at ten so if you guys want to watch that okay yeah over there and then matt's over here yeah we're gonna be playing ready pray for the wildcats if you want to watch william shatner and mike brady and andy griffith have adventures in mexico on bikes Yes. That's what's happening there. Excellent movie. All right. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Bye. Bye. Seacrest out.

Matt & Chris put their differences aside for the sake of humanity to present an all-new episode of Super Dumb Bros as they continue their quest through Skyward Sword and then welcome special guest Peter Hunter to discuss RiffTrax’s new Kickstarter to riff TIMECOP! Plus, a round of RiffTrax: The Game with viewers! Yes!

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The fabulous multi-level platform game based on your life, Kirby's Dream Land from Nintendo. But now there's a brand new game, Kirby's Pinball Land on Game Boy. So, Kirby, is it true that if you don't like someone, you swallow them, spit them out and destroy them? Spot of lunch, Mr. Kirby? You vast pink glob, you're... The Kirby series, introducing inflatable Nintendo. I am black. I am beige. I am red. And I am white. But hold up. We are all different. But our souls are still the same. No matter what color we are or what we look like. Now, but what's our main message out there to them people? But our souls are still the same. Say what? But our souls are still the same. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey. Just think. Oh, I've picked something up, John. Let's look at it, Ralph. Hey, that's the catatonic kick of real oranges accosting the back of his throat. Ah, Tony! What is that? No idea, Ralph, but it's definitely not wee woolly winky. Morning. Blast my tango taste buds, Tony! Yes, Ralph, I'd be upset too if a man came up to me with his kilt flying. Spanking. You know where you've been tangoed. It's come to my notice that some people are paying as much as fifteen point nine percent APR on personal loans. They can't be doing their sums properly. Who charges between eleven point nine and fifteen point nine percent APR? The big four banks. Exactly. Aw, and who charges as little as nine point nine percent APR? Halifax! Extraordinary! And as I shall prove with this simple demonstration, this compared with this equals extra value! Which begs the question... Who gives you extra? Who? Who? We do! Who gives you extra? Go for a mouthful! Go for cakes for everyone. Just one snack is what it takes. And it's go for, go for, go for cakes. Open wide, stuff your face. There's always room for more go for cakes. Empty the box, let me in loud. Eat those go for cakes till you explode. Exercise lately. Till you explode. kill kill kill I'm off. Oh, I've got that video Rebecca wanted. And it cost a fiver from that bloke down the market. Great. It's not even out yet. She'll love it. I know. See you later. See you. Take care. Bye now. You're okay, honey. Look at this. Hey, come on. What? Cool things happen when you start the day with Kellogg's Pop-Tarts. So cool. They're hot, so hot. The hot taste of real fruit filling inside. And cool frosting on the outside. the cool hot part of this complete breakfast so cool they're hot so hot thank you Wet Pets and Pablo. Only one place where fish and lizards hang out with cats and chinchillas. Kick back with hamsters and dogs, parakeets, rabbits, and scorpions. One stop, one shop, we got it all. Any pet you can get and take home. Best pet products and best pet food. Best pet service is Wet Pets for you. W-E-T-P-E-T-S. W-E-T-P-E-T-S. Wet Pets and Pablo. I am sick and tired of these insurance companies telling you what good neighbors they are and how you're in such good hands. If your car is totaled and you owe more than it's worth, they give you the lesser amount and you continue to pay a finance company the difference. You're an innocent victim, you're paying on a car you don't have, and you probably can't afford another car. Don't urinate on my leg and tell me it's raining. Insurance companies, we're going to court. Barry Glazer, legal advocate for the injured, disabled, and urinated upon. Pay me, pay me, pay me. Pay me, pay me now. But I can't afford it. I don't care. I've got to feed my family. I'll call Denville Crow. I'll call Denville Crow. Don't you dare. Make him settle for a payment you can afford as low as ninety nine dollars a month. That's the power of the new bankruptcy law. Hello? Jim, it's Susie. Our house is on fire. Can you come over? Of course. I'm on my way. Hello, this is Cal. Cal, this is Mike Case. Hi, what's up, Mike? My boy just wrecked the car. Is your son hurt? Not yet. Hello? Kurt, this is Leonard. I got a business opportunity I'd like to discuss with you. Why don't you meet me in the office in about a half hour? You've got friends in the insurance business. Mr. Surfer, have you ever considered propane as an alternative energy source for that board of yours? With a little retooling, I could get it to work. Tell you what I'm going to do. Being that you're my neighbor and I like you, I'm going to give you the new neighbor discount and a free t-shirt. So what do you say? Take a ride on the Cosmic Tide on an all-new Silver Surfer next Thursday. as Fox Kids Heads for the Hills continues. Just think, with repeat business like that, I could eventually be supplying propane galaxy-wide. One, two, three, four, five. Starting right now, see Lubega live on the Kids WB Snow Jam. With brand new shows all morning, including three new Pokemon. A little bit of Batman dropping in. A little bit of M.I.B. shedding skin. A little bit of Serena's what I like. A little bit of Pikachu on the mic. It's all new and all Lubega. Starting right now on the Kids WB Snow Jam. Thanks for calling King of Wing. How may I help you? Yes, can I speak to the king, please? Yes, ma'am. Ho, please. May I help you? Yes, I would like to have one of those big old burgers I seen advertised on TV. Oh, you want the big double meat? That's a big burger, baby. Think you can handle all that? King of Wing burger's so good, they make me want to shake it. Shake it, baby. Shake that booty down with me. Shake that booty down with me. Do the dingo shake. There's no need to feel down I said young man Pick yourself off the ground I said young man Cause you're in a new town There's no need to be unhappy Young man There's a place you can go I said young man When you're short on your dough You can stay there And I'm sure you will find many ways To have a good time It's fun to stay at the YMCA. They have everything for your men to enjoy. You can hang out with all the boys. It's fun to stay at the YMCA. You can get yourself clean. You can have a good meal. You can do whatever you feel. Young man, are you listening to me? I said, young man, what do you want to be? I said, young man, you can make million dreams, but you've got It's fun. You can get yourself free. You can have a good meal. You can do whatever you feel. Young man, I was watching his shoes. I said, come on. Down and out with the blues. I felt nothing. Can I run? The world was so trapped, that's me Someone came to me and said, look at me Take a walk up the street, it's out there Call the YMCA, they can't stop you Back on your way YMCA, it's fun to stay at home Young man, young man, pick yourself up around YMCA It's fun to stay out the Y YMCA Young man, young man, does it all by himself Young man, young man, put your pride on the shelf YMCA What's that? Do you have insurance on this car? No. It must be Eagle Man. I've got something for you. Oh, look at those low rates. Obviously, these are things that bug a lot of the young people. But this time, rather than hear from the establishment who run newspapers, radio, television, book and magazine publishing companies, political parties, and schools, let's hear from those other teenagers who aren't smoking pot. Not all teenagers are on draft. I'm not, and my close friends aren't. Every time someone wants to turn me on to pot, they tell me I'll discover myself. Well, I don't need that kind of crutch. Besides, I've never seen any potheads come up with any kinds of answers that help them cope with the kind of problems they have, or I have. Oh, that horse is so stoned. Wilbur will be another joint that's got rheumatoid arthritis. Is this a western now? Coming soon to Weird and Wonderful Wednesday Watchalongs. over the merry antics and experiences of Hoppity, the sentimental grasshopper, his sweetheart honeybee, and all their friends. We've got fun, we've got freedom, we've got joy. We've got fun, we've got freedom, we've got joy. Now if there be any Tom, Dick or Harry Who knows the reason why these two should not marry Let him now speak There is suspense, action, and excitement aplenty, as you'll discover when you see the fun-packed fantastic adventures of these tiny lovable creatures. It's a package of sheer joy for the entire family. See Hoppity Goes to Town, the delightful tune-filled cartoon adventure in glorious Technicolor. all right yeah we're gonna watch a pig hollering video it's a four minute long video of a pig hollering contest oh it's peter griffin oh he's a police siren biggie come on piggy what so who votes are there judges Thank you. The pigs. Like a panel of pigs. Like a panel of pigs. When you guys choose the paintings, they always seem to fit. We're coming into some difficult times, I think, and I'd like to thank The guy in office right now just pissed off a whole lot of people. To me, I don't know, it just kind of feels a little bit empowering in a time when I don't feel like I have much control over much of anything at the moment. So I have control over this. I can do this. You know, that's... that's funny you said that because when I was painting her the first time I was thinking the same thing she looked kind of queenly majestic you know This is coming from our clubhouse chat from Mrs. Torgo. Mary Jo, where would you take Roddy on your first date? straight to my sofa for a makeout session. Oh, Gal, I don't know. He's rather continental, so I would probably take him out if it were in Minneapolis for martinis or go the complete opposite way and take him on a hike to Minnehaha Falls or something like that. He'd love that, I'm sure. Where would you take him, Chris? Where would I take Roddy McDowell on our first date? I don't know. Maybe a movie. Maybe we'll go just take a stroll in the village. Go to some antique shops. Oh, nice. I think a theater date would work well. Yeah, go see it. We'll go see the new Glenn Gary, Glenn Ross. Yeah, I'd love to see that. Nobody expects the Ironside Inquisition. yeah watching him walk around and do nothing is so much more interesting than seeing the killings by the monster will he walk into another room or stay in this room oh my god the suspense is killing me Oh, damn, marriage agrees with me. Oh, now I can't do the Harpo Groucho theater scene. Well, that was a productive afternoon. This is like a real estate video. My dinner with Andre didn't have this many indoor scenes. Hello, hello, hello. What's up, Matt? Oh, I can't hear you. Oh no. Oh no. Can everyone hear me? That's the important part. Oh, where did he go? where did matt go now there he is um I still can't hear you uh peter can hear me backstage okay so how about now there you go there we go my microphone was off uh the dreaded off button yeah I I turned it off earlier I'm getting this like weird feedback coming from my oh you know what it probably is Yeah, you sound doubled up. Do you have sound coming? It's coming out of the speaker on my computer and also my headphones at the same time. I don't know why it's doing this. It's never done this before. Very strange. Very, very strange. Let me try to do it. Check your output on your Mac. Hang on. Oh, my God. Thank you for being patient, everybody. Hang on. Oh, you know what's maybe going on? Let's try this and this. Okay, that might be better. Hello? Hello, can you hear me? I'm still hearing feedback. Yeah, what the fuck is that? We've never experienced feedback before. I've never had this happen. It was happening to me when I was running out to get snacks earlier. I didn't even know it was possible to have feedback on Scream York. Why is this happening? All right, why don't I do the intro solo? Yeah, hang on. I don't understand what's happening. Is that any better? I think so. No. What the fuck is that? Let me take you off just to make sure it's actually you. Check, check. Hello. Hello. Hello. Yeah, it's definitely a mad issue. Anyway, let me take that off. Well, welcome everyone. Welcome to an all new Super Dumb Bros. With me, Chris Gersbeck and Matt Reiser, who will be out hopefully in just a minute. What happens if I add this one? Now I hear your switch, I think. We'll check in with Matt in a minute. Matt? Yes? Oh, hey, did that do it? I'm still hearing the feedback. What? It's kind of funny just cutting him off like that. Maybe that should just be the show. Jay Poe saying the Switch was too close to the mic. I don't know if that was it. Um... Let's see what else is no feedback with just Chris. Yes, we figured that out. I'm good. Thank you everyone for validating me. Because it really helps my self esteem. Let me get this. The very least let me get the bed music on here. So I don't feel like so dead airy. There we go. Guys, did I mention we have a very special guest tonight? Peter Hunter from Riff Trax is going to be out here in just a minute to chat about the all-new Kickstarter they just announced today. I'm so excited about it. uh because they're gonna be riffing time cop a movie that I have loved since the day it came out uh my dad took me and my brother to go see that and uh I still vividly remember I saw it fresh meadows theater here in queens and uh we thought it was great I mean I I never was a huge van damme fan but that movie I was like all right Van Damme. So that is going to be this summer. They're taping it in Nashville this year. I'm going to put the link in the chat. Of course, we're going to chat with Peter more in just a little minute. In just a minute, I'm going to... There you go. There's the link. Okay, I fixed it. Oh, what was it? It was something with my monitoring software. I turned it off and I turned it back on again and it... Boom. Boom. I don't know what it was. Thank you for putting up with that. You all mismaged in my room by myself, just going like, what the fuck is happening? For several minutes. Well, I guess that was basically just all it. I just reenacted it for you. Yeah, I mean, that's usually the case with these things, behind the scenes. We're all screaming at our computers at all times. Pretty much, yeah. Not a very chill vibe. Hey, everybody, welcome. Sorry. Sorry about that. We're all about the chill at Dumb Industries, even if we have technical difficulties. I have no chill. Look at this. Major Joe backed the Kickstarter as soon as he saw it. For a second, I thought it said I blocked the Kickstarter as soon as I saw it, which would be really a weird thing to do, to go out of your way to block a Kickstarter campaign. I guess you could. You probably could. Someone knows how to write a code, but... Um, yeah, I think a lot of people backed it. I checked it this afternoon and, uh, I think they're almost at their goal, but yeah. So anyway, let's just get some announcements out of the way up top. Uh, we're streaming to Twitch tonight. Hello everyone on Twitch. And we appreciate all your support on Twitch. We've got some new subscribers. Let's see. Biggle, ninety eight. Seventy six. Doc, fifty nine. Thirty four. And Gundam Ronin. Thank you guys for subbing. And if you would like to watch this program completely ad-free, you can head to dumb-industries.com slash superdumbbros and sign up for the free Super Club, and you'll be able to access this same stream just without all those annoying Twitch ads. It's completely free to join. And also, if you'd like to help support the show with a donation throughout tonight's show, you can head to dumb-industries.com slash donate. And a donation of any dollar amount will get you a shout-out in the form of one of our patented terrible impressions. Yeah, we've got quite the collection of them now. I was trying to think there was a song I was... Oh, you know what I had stuck in my head earlier that I thought would be good for impressions? You know that song, the Scatman? Remember the Scatman? Maybe I'll do the Scatman as some voices tonight for some folks. That is great. Do that kind of thing. But you can also put whatever you want us to do in the prop for those. Yeah, and if you have a question for us too, you can put that in there. Whatever you want us to do, we will do. We have no bottom. So really, whatever you want us to do, we will do. There's no low that we won't go to. Although we have no bottoms kind of true in two ways for me because, yeah, I have no shame. But I also don't have an ass, really. So it's kind of... This is true. This is true. It's kind of... I've said it many times before. My body is built like... You know how Barbie dolls, how they have that ass section that the legs go into? If you just took that little mid part off and then just put the legs directly into the torso, that's basically how my body's built. So it's... Oh, yeah. Just my legs kind of end and my torso begins... There are many hard chairs I can't sit on very comfortably. A hard chair, that's quite the punishment for me. I feel like, Matt, you would choose a hard chair over a nice, comfy recliner. I think that kind of sums up your personality overall. Well, it's what? That I would choose something that intentionally makes me unhappy and miserable versus something that would just... be a relaxing nice time yeah I kind of unless I'm sort of like agitated or pissed off I'm really not you know living uh oh I know it's uh because yeah like you know I had all that you know not to retread the past but I had a bunch of medical stuff you know a couple weeks ago and I was in my head just like once I get past this then I'll be relaxed and then I'll be happy and now I just spent like two weeks just like hugely depressed because they're just like there's just this void where all the anxiety was. And instead of filling it with joy, I've just, you know, like laid around in my own filth for a week and a half. So it's a Jesus. I didn't know it was that bad, Matt. We spoke earlier. You seem fine. well you know define I guess that's all relative um well anyway this is fun tonight we're gonna be playing legend of zelda skyward sword or I should say matt is going to be playing that plan I uh I struggled a little last week it was a little bit of I'd never played zelda and been like chatting and doing everything at the same time and my brain kind of exploded but I've gotten past where I was stuck at yesterday and I think from here it'll be a good jump off oh nice so uh Send your Zelda questions in. We'll be chatting Zelda tonight. And have we already set up that we have a guest tonight? Yes, we do. This is very exciting. Rift Tracks today just announced their Kickstarter for Time Cop. And we're very lucky to be joined tonight by Rift Tracks' marketing director. Let's welcome to the Super Dumb Bros program, Peter Hunter. hello I'm excited to add my own audio issues to the program yes they contribute in any way possible we're excited to have them and you met uh peter thank you so much for being here yeah welcome thanks for having me yeah I know I'm excited it's a great day happy time cop day to all who celebrate that was so exciting I uh guys were revealing it over multiple days and I think most people figured out you're doing time cop yesterday but it was very exciting to get confirmation today I will tell you yeah that's awesome yeah we've been very excited it's right in the wheelhouse of like a competently made but incredibly goofy movie that will just make for perfect ripping It's truly perfect. I was trying to figure out what it was going to be based on the few clues you guys gave because I think it was just like a nineties sci-fi cult classic, which could be like, there were like fifty movies that fit the bill just off the top of my head. uh but time cop is like a lot of people were thinking maybe hackers which I've actually never seen but I think it's like ripe for riffing oh absolutely and uh but yeah time cop is it's like a perfect perfect selection I can't wait to see what they do in this it's it's van damme it's uh ron silver and mia sarah so I don't remember anyone else those are like the biggest names yeah movie though now is this like is this like van damme in his like is is wet mullet period or is this like right after that is this well this is this is peak mullet yeah okay interesting you should ask because there's like two different van dammes you see in the movie like from different times one of them has a mullet yes that's how you tell them apart They're also involved in a fight scene together, and it's just very awkwardly shot to make the separate shots of Van Damme work together. It's so goofy. It's very goofy. I haven't ever seen this one before, but is there one stunt person with a bad mullet wig on, and you can clearly tell it's the wig, like Samurai Cop? know I don't even know if they're ever in the same shot they might be in one or two shots together but it's mostly just not right yeah because you're seeing them like at different time periods they don't I don't think they get that clever but um yeah ron silver is a great bad guy in it too uh Going to be very excited. And Ferris Bueller's girlfriend. Oh, that's right. Yeah. But what the guys did with Point Break last year was just, you know, like they had Gary Busey in that movie to basically just have like an excuse to do Gary Busey jokes for like two hours. And this movie, I think Ron Silver jokes are going to be the highlight of it. and of course van damme oh yeah I mean ron silver like the whole villainous plot is he's going to use time travel to basically commit campaign finance violations yeah nice like can you find a more boring stupid plot for time travels you literally could do anything and you decide to just amass campaign finance violations it's ridiculous I mean, it's subtle, I guess. That's kind of, if time travel was real, that's the kind of mundane shit that people would use it for, I feel like. No, for real. It's just like, I'm going to go back in time and get this tax break, and I'm going to go and do this. Has anyone ever made the joke Ron John Silvers before? Like the restaurant Long John Silvers? But if not, we should trademark that. Tell that to Kevin later, Peter. Tell him to use that. I'll do it in our nightly call. Okay, perfect. uh razor's edge yeah I was looking at this earlier time cop made a hundred and twenty nine nine million dollars into box office it only costs like twenty something million to make so that's what a van damme movie would do in the nineties I don't think that's possible today There really aren't that many stars that can just move a movie by themselves. There's only like a couple and they're not even like full, like Sydney Sweeney and like Margot Robbie are kind of ones, but they're even, they can't hit a hundred percent of the time. Yeah. That was a real eighties thing is you just have like these buff action people or, you know, Van Damme's not really buff, but you'd have these people and you could just write an entire shitty movie around them. And that would get it made. Cause people try to act like the rock is kind of similar now or like a John Cena, but they're very kind of, they're in a lot of bad movies one and two. It's like, there's nothing that you can really sell like just off their name. You know, it's like, Well, The Rock, I think, like Dwayne Johnson. But there aren't any movies. It's not like, remember like that peak Steven Seagal period where you could just like put his name on like, like Steven Seagal is like, and it was always Steven Seagal is. And then like the title, like Steven Seagal is under siege. Steven Seagal is, you know, hard to kill. And you don't have like The Rock, you know, The Rock is, you know, like. That's true. That's true. yeah it's a lot you just have to have a vehicle for him to do slow taekwondo at people to do to do the splits and to yeah how many times does he do the splits in time cop that has to happen at least once oh two it's only two times um yeah one of them is like an iconic photo where he is only in his tiny ways and he's on top of a countertop yeah and it's the most convoluted stupid setup like it would have been so much easier to make him do the splits for a variety of reasons but yeah no I remember also like so my dad I mean I vividly remember seeing in a theater but then like two years later I remember being at my aunt's house and she was watching like my great aunt and that scene happened and she was like she was visibly excited over the split and tidy white oh john clinton bringing families together I know I know um yeah and then there's the other split where he's got like his sneaker in the guy's face you know them all or something that was his thing he was all about doing splits and uh the Muscles from Brussels, right? Was that his name? Yeah, the Muscles from Brussels. When I worked for, well, I worked for, when I interned for Lloyd Kaufman, he told me a story about how he was on the MGM jet one time with Jean-Claude Van Damme and his family. And he said that like Jean-Claude Van Damme's family was like so normal seeming compared to him and that he was just like this like drunken weirdo, like the whole flight. And just the visual of Lloyd Kaufman and like a belligerent Jean-Claude Van Damme on a plane together with a normal family. Just, I love that. I will say his American accent is better in Time Cop than it is in Street Fighter, which is a bit of a street fighter. So that Kickstarter is now live. Everyone can head to rifftracks.com slash Kickstarter. That'll bring you right over there. You guys are almost at your goal already. Your goal is three hundred fifty thousand. You're at two hundred eighty four thousand. Yeah, it's in every year. We're honestly just astonished at how generous everyone is it's really impossible to do this just the complete upfront cost of it it's expensive to put movies in theaters um it's just insurmountable so you know big thank you to everyone who has donated or is going to donate or has donated in the past yeah because we couldn't do I mean we love doing riffrax live and we couldn't do it without you yes um and now have you announced any of the the kickstarter goals yet or or the um the stretch goals not yet yeah okay not yet um we generally do a few days after um hitting the goal so maybe later this week maybe yeah week Very cool. Well, keep your eyes peeled on Rift Tracks' social media then for all that. Yeah. That is very exciting. Peter, we're going to be playing some Skyward Sword. Are you good to hang out with us tonight? I would love to. I have many stories about this game. Oh, awesome. The original version. I'm assuming you're playing the one for Switch. Yeah, this is the Switch one with the button controls. You don't have a Wii Motion Plus around? No. That was what kept me from buying it originally is because you needed the upgraded Wii Remote to do it. They were impossible to find. um and then when we're done with that we're gonna play some riff tracks the game with the viewers so everyone hang out we have turned off christmas mode finally so oh yeah we accidentally kept christmas clips on and honestly christmas mode is fun yeah wrong with christmas mode yeah no it still works um okay let's let's uh let's get matt's uh screen up here oh yeah go ahead and get all this Alright, let me switch over to my correct stream yard window. Ron John Silver. I googled Ron Silver while you were talking to make sure I was talking about the right person. Oh yeah, there it is. There we go. Okay, so where we left off in Skyward Sword, as you recall, is I was trying to find a bunch of these little testicle-looking guys, and I could not... So I did that behind the scenes before the stream today. So now I'm just going to talk to the Wolford Brimley testicle and tell him that I found all of his little friends. Oh, man. What a design choice for a series known for its unique character design. Yeah. Could we make this giant nutsack look like a president from the eighteen hundreds or like he was at the OK Corral? Oh, yeah. Okay, so I'm gonna get a tip on where Zelda is now. That young girl, Zelda, was that her name? Yes, it's all coming back to me. She said she had to travel to the temple deep within the woods. I tried to warn her how dangerous it was there, but the clever little thing vaulted off my belly and ran off on her own just the same. She, so like princess Zelda, like, uh, she like molested this thing kind of at, uh, you didn't ask for that. Well, for Bramley testicles, it is very taft desk. Yeah. I was trying to think of a good president. It's like, like Chester, a Arthur, you know, like one of those. The ball sack is giving Lone Ranger vibes, Fresh Mary Yankee says. So little inside Riff Tracks president joke baseball here. One of my friends is distantly related to Rutherford B. Hayes. Wow. Whenever we make obscure jokes, I try and... wrangle him and I did this for years where I randomly just bring up Rutherford B. Hayes and now the guys on occasion just sneak in Rutherford B. Hayes jokes so I feel like I subliminally got Rutherford B. Hayes into the pantheon as a way to dunk on my friend That rocks. I was reading something not too long ago that like I think I think he may have finally passed away, but there was like a grandson of President John Tyler who was alive until like the twenty tens. I want to say because John Tyler had kids at like like seventy something years old and then like his kids had kids at like seventy something years old. And then by the time that dude was in his seventies, it was like the twenty tens basically. So that's insane. Cute, cute. So, Peter, you played this for... Was it for Wii or Wii U? It was for the Wii. Like, late era Wii. Yeah, it was... It's got to be close to the end of the Wii life cycle, yeah. And I remember getting it and not having a Wii Motion Plus and going to every GameStop in the area trying to find one. And then just having extended conversations with everyone at GameStop about how difficult it was to find one. Yeah. I eventually was able to borrow a friends but it took so so long and then ultimately the motion controls were kind of terrible yeah it's the minute I could turn the motion controls off for this one I did even though the button controls compensating for it are a little awkward it takes a second to adjust to it I I got a wii I got one of the wii's that came with like the motion plus built in Hmm. But I yeah, I remember that it was like a little thing you plugged into the bottom of the controller. Yeah. And then later they made them with it. Just it just came with. But yeah. OK, so now I got to hike over to the woods. But this remaster was for Wii U originally, right? And then they ported it to Switch. Well, this was... I guess? I don't know. Well, it's like... I don't know. The original Wii U Zelda game was Breath of the Wild, weirdly. Oh, yeah. That was like a... That's how I played that game. Even though it's more known for being Switch. But yeah, I think this may have been like right at the turnover from first Wii to Wii U. Nice. Peter, you also have a new podcast. I do. You do with your wife. It's a Twilight Zone podcast. Oh, nice. Called The Monsters Are Due. A new episode dropping tomorrow. Oh, amazing. I listened to the first episode. It's great. You guys do a really great job of recapping Twilight Zone and presenting some interesting facts that I honestly never heard before. And I love the Twilight Zone. So yeah, I want you to check that out. I just put that link in the chat. The monsters are new podcast.com. yeah it came about because we decided you know twelve years in it was the time for us to get to that point in our relationship where we should start a podcast together you know very comfortable uh but we have talked about doing one for a while and my we both like the twilight zone my wife is a super fan and knows much more than I do which will become evident she made that clear in the first episode very quickly into um You said something like there were six seasons, and she immediately was like, there weren't six seasons of this show. It's great. Yeah, so... So we actually just got to an episode I wasn't familiar with, but my wife was. It's the episode coming out tomorrow. It's for an episode called Walking Distance, which is this very sentimental, incredible little story that was honestly a joy to watch. And that's the fun thing about the Twilight Zone is you can have these really introspective, tightly crafted, wonderful stories. And then you can also have a goofy story about a goblin on a wing. Yeah. The full breadth of storytelling there. But yeah, we're having a lot of fun with it. We've got great feedback so far. New episodes every Tuesday until we run out of the Twilight Zone. Incredible. So you're doing every episode from the very beginning. So the plan right now is to do every episode in order. And then at the end of each season, we're going to do a draft where we draft the lineup of episodes from that season. That will get very competitive very quickly. Oh, I love that. We'll see if I'm still married after that. yeah we're really excited about it those early episodes are really interesting too because it's like rod serling like had the concept down from the very start you know it's just uh refined it over the years and everything but though I found through the years through watching it there's there's more bad ones than I remember there being there's all the classic ones of course but you get to that like that one season where they're like shooting a bunch of them on video and like oh those were weird ones oh is that the season where it's forty minutes like there's a season where it's long maybe they did it yeah there was like one season where I think every episode was it was like it took up a full hour um but then there were yeah there were some they shot in video which was it doesn't really aged well because like when those those ones that are like the classic ones that are shot on film and they're like remastered they look so great like uh yeah I mean, these first few episodes, Bernard Herrmann did the score for two of them. Wow. Nice. And it's kind of crazy just how interconnected with what we would call classic Hollywood, but what was contemporary Hollywood at the time. I made a point of saying that the Twilight Zone is generally, especially for the era, incredible at casting child actors. I don't know if you know this, but for the Brady Bunch, aside from the eldest children, they didn't audition. They just played with toys in front of the producers, and then they were like, you? So their casting is kind of phenomenal, but there's this one child actor in this episode, Walking Distance, who I think is terrible and is clearly reading cue cards off screen. He's also poor, so it makes sense. But it turns out that actor was Ron Howard. oh my god yeah a lot of famous people passed through that show yeah it's I mean it's a shatner twice uh burgess meredith a bunch of times um I think four or five times for bridges and directors too like richard donner did the shatner get gremlin episode I think uh yeah um ray bradbury uh yeah ray bradbury wrote at least one Yeah. And who's the guy who did Planet of the Apes? Oh, I'm not going to remember that. I think my friend is in chat who will know this right away. Oh, Richard Matheson. Richard Matheson. Yeah, he did a bunch of Twilight Zones, too. Rod Serling did a pass on the Planet of the Apes script originally. I know. Our good friend Dana Gooley did a whole comic off of that. I don't think much of it made it into the final script. No, like all the apes, they were dressed like contemporarily in his version, so they wore like suits and they drove cars and they... He would. It's like, how could we know that this was possibly Earth? So when you're done with the series, are you going to do the movie or like the eighties revival gallery? Yeah. We haven't really discussed what the plan is right now. We're just trying to enjoy the show as we're going through it. And what's, what's fun for me is I've seen a lot of it, but you know, it's like a hundred and twenty some odd episodes. I haven't seen all of them. And a lot of them I've only seen like one time. But we just watched The Lonely, which is this story about this man who was on an astronaut for a life sentence and he's given like an android as a partner, a female android. And it's actually quite poignant and nice, but I'd seen it once like a few years ago and I forgot a lot of it. So it's nice to be able to revisit it. Yeah. yeah no there's I mean as much as I love the same boat as much as I love the twilight zone there's when we watch like the marathon there's always like an episode here and there I'm like I don't think I've ever seen this one I remember like in new york city growing up they'd always do a twilight zone marathon on new year's eve yeah sci-fi typically did that right they started doing it eventually they kind of took over that but um But they would kind of always show the same episodes during the marathon. It was kind of like the greatest hits. It kind of makes sense because Serling is from Binghampton, which is outside of Syracuse. Oh, yeah. In fact, that... There's a park. Oh God, it's called Recreation Park. That's it. Which a few parks in the Twilight Zone are based on and has like a plaque for Serling. It's featured in, not featured, but referenced in the episode we just did, Walking Distance. Oh, nice. He references a lot of New York towns too in episodes. You know that doppelganger episode that takes place at a bus station? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that's like in Cortland, New York. Oh, okay. So anyone from Cortland was like very much aware of that episode. I know that place. Where is Cortland? It's pretty... New York State is like pretty far west. Oh, okay. So it's a hot state, New York? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, because I'm from Massachusetts originally, but being from Massachusetts, New York is my sworn enemy, so I don't know. Right. Where did you, where in Massachusetts? So my family is from Gardner, which is Northwest of Framingham. That's like the closest like gnome city. It was a major furniture manufacturing town. But mostly I just say I'm, if someone asks and I don't want to elaborate, I'm just like, I'm Boston, Cambridge. People will know. But yeah, Northwest Mass. Yeah. That's always the best when you talk to some people and you're like, Oh, so where are you from? And they give you like the specific rundown. You're like, I'm not from where you're from. You could just say outside of Boston. Yeah. It's like, you know, when I tell people where I'm from in South Carolina and it's like, I'm like, Oh, kind of like outside of Greenville. And occasionally they're like, Oh, I like I'm from South Carolina. I'm like, Oh, I can go into detail now. It's a, I live in Spartanburg, the murder capital of the state. Uh, Wait, what am I doing with this guy? Mr. Xenatron says Time of the Apes is actually slightly closer to the original Planet of the Apes novel in some ways than the actual Planet of the Apes movies. Oh, well, there you go. time of the apes was my first uh mystery science theater movie oh wow mine was oh god oh soul taker it was soul taker oh nice I was gonna ask what's the one where the guy takes people's souls Whoever named that movie was on the ball, just like, what's this about? Guy takes soul? Soul taker. I'm going on break. Yeah, see, I mean, it's either that or they're just completely lying about the content of the film. It's either dead on or just a complete lie to sell movie tickets. Yeah. like the the brain that wouldn't die which is actually a head who the head is I think it was originally called the head that wouldn't die um wait there was oh landon newt said I've never seen the newer planet of the apes movie should I bother yes I keep hearing those are good I still need to oh you've never you neither of you have seen any of them No, I watched the Tim Burton reboot. Oh, that one's ridiculous. That one is ridiculous. Where Marky Mark comes back to the present at one point and there's like an ape, Abraham Lincoln. The Andy Serkis trilogy is great. I never saw the fourth one they just put out that's like a sequel to those, but My issue with those movies, it's kind of my issue with, like, the Resident Evil movies and the Fast and the Furiouses, which is that they don't really have numbers next to them, and I get lost what order I should watch them in all the time, because it's, like, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes and War of the Planet of the Apes and then, like, Kingdom and, like, just put two behind one of them. I can... Yeah, I get that. That being said, I have seen the entire original Planet of the Apes franchise, which I don't think Chris has seen, and none of those are numbered, so maybe I'm just Yeah, I don't think I've seen all of the original ones. Oh, those are great. Aren't a bunch of them just of the planet of the blank of the planet of the apes? Yeah, pretty much, yeah. Beneath the Planet of the Apes is a great movie. It's so freaking weird. It's basically just the same plot as the first one, but there's an atomic bomb and mutants that are worked in, and it gets very weird. Oh, don't they, like, worship the atomic bomb like a god? Yeah, it's like what happened to all the mutants, and then the movie ends with Charlton Heston blowing up the planet, and then they still made four more movies after that. Incredible. You gotta print that money. What gets me about the Tim Burton one is the production design and all that is so incredible on that movie, but the movie's so terrible. Yeah, and the makeup is just not very believable. It's kind of funny. And it has maybe the most fanservice-y cameo I've ever seen in anything, because they bring back Charlton Heston as the old ape, and he says all the lines he says from the first one. They used to show that movie all the time on FX, the Tim Burton Planet of the Apes. And I just remember, because there was always like a promo. I watched The Shield a lot back then. And there was this promo for Planet of the Apes that started with the Michael Clarke Duncan's line where he's like, bow your head. So that became like a running gag with all my friends in college who would just shout, bow your head. apparently Tim Roth passed on the role of Snape in Harry Potter for Planet of the Apes that's a legendary bag fumble oh no that's almost as bad as the one guy who was going to play Wolverine in the X-Men movies turning it down so he could be the bad guy in Mission Impossible too oh no which in retrospect was the right choice Hugh Jackman wise but I bet that guy he thinks about that a lot Mission Impossible too is a great movie it's stupid but I love it The Mission Impossibles are fun, though I am kind of sick of them being like, well, Tom Cruise does his own stunts. We have to respect him. It's like, no, he's insane. He shouldn't be doing this. He's mentally unwell. He is quite old. He should not be doing this. It's true. He's kind of become like Jackie Chan in half the spectacle of the movie is knowing that he actually put himself in danger. Yeah. I think he just enjoys doing that kind of shit. And just by putting it on camera, he gets to, you know, like write it off as a business expense. He's basically like Adam Sandler, but at least the shit that he does is like fun and exciting to watch. Whereas when you watch those Adam Sandler movies, you're like, you wanted to go on vacation to Hawaii this year, didn't you? And you're, and this is how you're getting away with it. Well, I heard Adam Sandler did all his own stunts for Uncut Gems. He did all the yelling. He did all his own stunts for Jack and Jill. He's great, Matt. Oh, man. Okay, so just imagine swinging a Wiimote about in your room hoping not to... I tried to play this with the motion controls when I first got it and just the the trying to fly the bird or yeah like it's uh so yeah but like trying to fly the bird with the motion controls I just knew right away I was like yeah this is gonna I really don't like I don't like using any kind of motion controls some for some stuff it's okay like for this I have them turned on to like where when I'm using like a weapon I can use it to like aim and that's fine right yeah but yeah I like it in like small mini game-esque capacities but I mean we've like basically even trade to play games with a controller and like a keyboard and mouse yeah let's just yeah what are we doing here yeah maybe I can just hit it from back here I do like that they gave it the old college try though and like now we just kind of know that there we go Yeah, I mean, I had a Wii U, and they really went out of their way to make sure there were separate things going on the tablet screen. That was a big appeal of all those games. The first few games that came out, at least, it was like... It was kind of cool. Yeah. That was just such a very confusing system to a lot of people, though, I think, because it was like, it's like, so it's on the tablet and you can play the game separately from the console, but you can't, like, really take it on its own away from the console. It was like, it was just a lot for people to deal with, I think. This is a fun puzzle. You get through this because you have to go this high. Yeah, this is cool. This high go crazy. Yeah. like there's a lot of really fun bits in this game and like there's a few zelda items and I don't think you've gotten it yet but one of my favorite zelda items is in this game and like that's all cool but it's kind of lost under the mountain of issues with the motion controls unfortunately well there's the controls and then like this is the Zelda game where they're like you know what people really want from a Zelda game like an on the rails story so let's just make this so full of exposition and it's like it's you know and like characters have arcs and stuff and I like a good story in a game but it's like but not at the expense of like the gameplay because like you go to Breath of the Wild after this and it has the most bare bones story because it's just like don't you just want to play a Zelda game without you know like go over here to make this cutscene happen, and then you've got to go to this, and then there's going to be a fifteen minute scene where it's explained what happened to you before. I'm like, I don't care. Yeah, no, those games are so good. Oh my God, I've lost so much of my life to those games. The Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom. Yeah, both of them. I have like ninety nine percent in Tears of the Kingdom I'm like fifteen core I still have not even really played Tears of the Kingdom it's the first Switch game I got it's very good but like only diving if you're willing if you have time where you can like drop three or four hours at a time yeah it's like doing heroin yeah you just like look up and you're like it's like seven a.m. that's how it was when I played Breath of the Wild it was like I was like addicted to it it's so it's they took little mechanical upgrades and like they made it faster because they had to because the game is so much bigger and the switch is still the switch um but it's it's incredible like I I know I'm really going out on a limb here saying that tears of the kingdom is really good yeah three years after it came out or whatever It's uh, I mean like it was one of those games when I bought I think it's the most I've ever paid for like a console game because it was like But I have got my money's worth out of that fucking thing it's I've Put in a lot of time on it But I do I do think that it benefits from you kind of having played through breath of the wild first. Absolutely because it builds on all of those mechanics and then it adds all the the building stuff which I I liked the building stuff okay, and, like, the little dungeons and everything, but there's, like, a whole community of people that kind of treat that game like it's, you know, like Minecraft or something. And I'm like, I don't get into all that necessarily, but... But it's, uh... But yeah, like, all the extra maps, all the sky stuff, and the underground stuff, I've unlocked all that. It's insane. Like... I mean, I will give Nintendo credit. They never discount their games, but, like, it's very much a Nintendo game. Like, you don't really... Unless it's, like, Mario Golf or one of the sports Mario games that, like, cheap cash grabs. And though I do love Mario Golf. Um... I don't know if I've ever played that is that worth playing the new one's fun if you get it on ebay for cheap and you have some friends like you basically like my buddy and I will have like a couple of beers and like just treat it like we were actually golfing you know right but like the animations are so cheap and clearly recycled from like mario party or something and then like the cast of characters is like weird like ninji is one of the characters you know the classic mario character ninji If you're wondering who Ninji is, he's a background character in Mario II. And he's in a bunch of games because he's basically a little star that's very easy to animate. Yeah. And has, like, no facial expressions. Makes sense. I always wanted them to do more with those Mario II characters, like King Wart, the bad guy from that game. They've done Birdo. Yeah, Birdo's been the one that broke out from that. I mean, and they dropped Mouser pretty quick. He was pretty big for a while. Oh, yeah, Mouser. but I think it's just because they're mostly yeah I think it's mostly because they like didn't really make it right yeah it's reskinned a doki doki panic or whatever the game's called which is just I think it's just like short for heart attack I could be mistaken Birdo is such a surprising character for Nintendo to latch onto, because it's like, hey, you know this weird, like, sex doll dinosaur that, like, shoots eggs out of its, like, cloaca mouth? Let's put that into... to nine thousand games for children. Predates Yoshi, too, which is weird. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay, I've got to get over here to this side, and I don't remember how... Peter, do you plan on getting a Switch, too, when it comes out? If I can get one without a scalper, then probably. I mean, I love my Switch. It makes me see the appeal of a Steam Deck, but I don't think I could handle having my Steam library with me everywhere. Yeah, yeah. But I love my Switch. I mean, I'll be taking a four-and-a-half-hour flight to Nashville this summer, and the Switch will be the best. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For stuff like for travel, it's great. Yeah, and it's also nice if my wife wants to play Red Dead or something, I can just sit and play Switch on the couch. Right, right. Yeah, I think the new one has the advantage. They've already said it's going to be able to play all Switch One games. Which is rare for Nintendo. They love making you pay for that stuff. I mean, I've re-bought a lot of the Wii U games I had just because I wanted to play it on Switch. Yeah, a lot of people have. The Wii U, I think... I think that's probably going to be remembered as one of the major stinkers, unfortunately. Like, I don't really think they had a plan. It probably made the, it directed them to make the Switch, which I think ultimately will make it worth it. Yeah. Yeah. Like, I think the must play on Wii U, like, there's the Wind Waker HD remake. on wii u yeah which I have yeah and then the the smash on the wii u is quite good as well then they made the one on switch which has everything that's in the wii u one I know eight million other characters from fire emblem you didn't know that's why I had to rebuy that one because I was like I have I had that one on disc even oh wow yeah we got to get chris to play some wind waker at some point that's great yeah like the mario world I re-bought and mario was great yeah I'd be happy if they ported some three DS titles to switch to, like, I'd love to play link between worlds on switch. Yeah. Or even just let the Ocarina of time remake that they did for three DS, which was so much better than the original one. Did it with the Majora's mask remake as well. Yeah. I haven't actually played all of Majora's Mask in any of their forms. That was one where I was like, I could just never quite groove with it. The weird time limit and everything. And it just feels like when you play it that this was rushed out very quickly after Ocarina of Time, which it was. I get it. It's my favorite Zelda game. I love that game. It's the intricacies and depth of that world. I love world building. I love lore. That's basically the whole game. There's a lot of problems with it, I'll openly admit. The HD remake they made for a three DS is very good. I hope they'll put that somewhere else. Oh, we got a donation here from Landon Newts. Landon, thank you, bud. It's Heather. Oh, Heather. I'm sorry. um yeah this is uh landa just says in the notes here forever dumb I want to be forever I want to be matt you should sing that as gollum oh yeah I was I was gonna do the because yeah like that because yeah when you said that I was like uh what came to my mind originally was the the rod stewart one you know it's like hey I gotta look up some I gotta look up some lyrics Oh, yeah, well, this one came up first, so yeah, I'll just do that. So, yeah, so this is Forever Young as Gollum, so... Let's dance in style, let's dance for a while Heaven can wait, we're only watching the skies Hoping for the best, but expecting the worst Are you gonna drop the bomb or not? Let us stay young and let us live forever. We don't have the power, but we never say never. Sitting in a sandpit, life is a short trip. The music's for the sun, man. I'm skipping. Forever young, I want to be forever dumb. Do you really want to live forever, forever and ever? Forever dumb. I want to be forever dumb do you really want to live forever London forever forever dumb thank you so much dude incredible no notes it's like the voice of a little angel green light it okay so I'm still stuck in this now things are getting serious I put my sunglasses up that's how you know I'm I do like this kind of damage notification has kind of gone the way of the past, like just blinking red constantly. It's like, hey, did you forget? Hey, you're dying. Just reminding you every five seconds. What the fuck do I do now? I've raised the water level. I literally just beat this game in its entirety last year again. I thought it would be easier for me to make some stuff happen. Sometimes when it's a convoluted Zelda puzzle, it's hard to commit it to memory. Yeah. I've beaten the Water Temple in Ocarina of Time like a dozen times, but I don't think I could do that now. That's one where I've played that game a bunch and every single time I'm like, you know what? I'm getting the guide out for this one because if you do anything in the wrong order, you are just screwed. You got to put the boots on. You got to take the boots off. You got to go to this level. You got to do the thing. You got to go to one. You got to go to three. You got to go to the middle. Oh, man. And that was why the three DS one was nice. Cause it didn't really change that puzzle, but it did color coat the level. So you could at least tell where the hell you were at. Uh, okay. What the fuck do I do here? If anybody, if anybody knows what to do at this point in Skyward Sword, uh, cause I raised the water level. It seems to have raised it everywhere. I think I need to raise it one more time, but I think there's, I think I have to get inside another. Oh, you know what I need to do? I think, is there something over here? There is something over here. I'm awesome. There it is. DevoG-twenty-seven just cheered. Forty-five bits. Thank you, DevoG-twenty-seven. Thank you. I love Devo. Okay, so now I go through this door, and that'll raise the water level up, and then I can go across the thing. We also got new follows from Desi Chainsaw Fingers. And bidets are bidope. That's quite possibly the greatest Twitch name I've ever seen. These are bidets of our lives. If I ran a bidet company, that's what all our commercials would be. A soap opera about the miracle of bidet ownership. Okay, I need more shit for my... anyone watch the oscars at all last night I didn't know I I don't know it's so arbitrary and yeah I you get all those reports from people being like I don't think ralph fines should have won because you already won and it turns out he didn't like right and all that stuff and like you hear that they don't a lot of people don't watch the animated like movies or shorts and they just let their assistants vote for them and it's like what are we doing what are we doing here it is kind of insane like that's the the system is most people just don't watch any of those screeners right so yeah yeah it's like who's really voting for any of this stuff and that's the whole money side of it with you know the further consideration campaigns right really just tipping the scales you know Well, and I think there's a lot of people, too. I mean, I always feel this way, that there's these big Oscar darling movies, and then they'll win an Oscar, and very rarely after that do you ever hear about them ever again. Remember that year when, what was it, The Artist or whatever, that silent movie was the big thing, and then no one ever talked about it ever again after that? Yeah, it's not like when The Godfather would win. It's like, yeah, of course. Or even like Parasite people were like big on that. And that's still a really good movie. It's probably of the Oscar movies that have won last couple of years. One of my favorites, but like it's, you know, that was like everywhere for a minute and then it just like vanished. I mean, I think with a movie like Parasite, at least that director has a pretty deep catalog. I mean, the Robert Pattinson movie he's making, Mickey said that he's excited for. I mean, I like all of his movies. Did he do Snowpiercer? He did do Snowpiercer. That's a great movie. It's a Snowpiercer, The Host. If you haven't seen The Host, The Host is fantastic. The monster movie, The Host. There's like two other The Hosts. Parasite. He did one for Netflix that I don't remember off the top of my head. And then Mickey's Seventeen. Danny says, hold on Matt, are you saying people stopped talking about The Green Book? Oh yeah, I remember. The Green Book was one of those kind of white savior type movies, right? That was a criticism of that. I'm pretty sure directed by one of the Farley brothers. Yeah. Oh, weird. I never realized that. It's Aragorn doing a reverse Driving Miss Daisy, right? Isn't that the plot of that one, kind of? I haven't seen it, so I don't want to speak on it. I should be allowed to do synopsis for TV Guide. That would be like Star Wars Episode II, Attack of the Clones, Obi-Wan rocks a sweet mullet, and that's my entire... I just watched Train to Busan the other day, which I'd never seen before. Yeah, it's one of those movies people have been nagging me to watch forever, and finally. Korea was on a really great zombie movie kick for a while. If you haven't seen One Cut of the Dead, which is kind of a zombie parody. Honestly, don't look up anything about it. Just watch it. One Cut of the Dead. One Cut of the Dead. I think it's on Shudder, if you have a Shudder. Oh, yeah, I do. So, yeah, I highly recommend that. Korea has been producing high-quality horror for quite some time. Train to Busan is great. That director, I believe, has another movie coming out this year. Awesome. There's an anime sequel to Train to Busan, which I haven't seen. Yeah, I was reading about that. There's a quasi-sequel. Same director. What's a quasi-sequel? It's technically the same world as Train to Busan, but it's none of the same characters. Yeah. Is the train to Busan related to the train to Desert Moon that the lead singer from Styx went on? Oh my god, that is a whole... Remember that song? Remember that, like, track seven on a Styx album? Hey, that was his, that was him solo, that was... Oh, it was... That was a Dennis DeYoung solo. I was gonna ask which Styx lead singer. Yes, that was Dennis DeYoung. I love that the story of Styx is just like, they were a classic rock band, and then he was like, you know what, we're going all in on this robot shit, and none of them were having it, and that was the beginning of the end. And it's also where they made all their money, so you should be thanking them. We should probably get into our co-op game soon. okay let me try and find a good stop in place I was hoping I could have got a little bit further in this dungeon but at least I got further than I did last week playing this so is this where I was I think this is where I was hang on I have the map do I have the key for this yet I can't get on the thing yet I don't think right peter what other games are you playing right now Um, right now I haven't jumped on anything new. I have like such a massive backlog, but I've been so busy. I've just been playing stuff I already know. So like I've been playing Stardew Valley and like the latest NBA two K, which it's very, which is funny because basically they started a new thing where you can play older seasons. So I'm like basically playing NBA two K twelve, but on NBA two K twenty five. It's like, oh, wow. Remember when Al Jefferson was on the Utah Jazz? Remember before LeBron James won the championship? Stardew Valley is one people keep recommending. I don't know if I... It seems like one I will get addicted to, so I'm staying away until I have a long flight or something. That's kind of like Animal Crossing-esque, isn't it? You like management sims? Like Animal Crossing? Yeah. Yeah, I like that. I like Animal Crossing. So it's like a management sin, but also like a relationship game, but also like a commerce game. But it's very low. It's as high stakes or low stakes as you want it to be. And you can really... play it however you want and since it first came out the developers released so much content for free like the game is so fundamentally he added a free multiplayer version like five years ago oh wow and he's I think he pushed another update like six or seven months ago like a massive one so he just he supported that game forever I bought it on sale for like five dollars years ago and I've it's my top five on steam maybe my it might be number one on steam yeah So yeah, I mean, I'd highly recommend it, but much like Tears of the Kingdom, you should carve out time. You should just be prepared to ruin your life with it when you start playing. Though you should also make one save where you learn how to play the game and you play like six months of a year and then just delete it and start over and do everything right. See, like you can't do that in Animal Crossing. It's like you have to like reset the entire island, I think. You have to commit to the bit. There's one of those that's coming out soon where it's like you're a hobbit and you have like a little hobbit house in the Shire and you manage it and everything. And that sounds... That sounds pretty cool. That sounds fun. Can I have the strawberries and cream at the dancing pony? My question is, will you be able to smoke as much weed as those hobbits smoke in that game? Because you know they're on it. Their pipe weed. The long bottom leaf. Where Tolkien dorks will get on to me and be like, it's clearly a type of tobacco or something. I'm like, no, Saruman has a line in that movie where he tells Gandalf that the halfling's leaf has slowed his mind. They are on the good stuff over there. Gandalf gives off Elder Stoner vibes for sure. It's a world where dragons are real. Let them smoke weed. Yeah, that's the most unbelievable part of this that they're they're smoking weed in this game where there's an evil ring that can take over your brains and You will suspend disbelief over a sheet of armor this thin stopping a spear by a troll. But weed. Weed's off the table. My dad and I are going to watch the Lord of the Rings trilogy again very soon. We have plans. Extended or original. Exactly. That's what we don't know. I mean, we've seen them both. So I'm thinking maybe theatrical just because they're a little... It's better. I think the extended Fellowship is worth watching, but like Two Towers and Return of the King, I think you can definitely go theatrical and be just fine. Yeah, I think that makes sense, because I think the Fellowship's only like two and a half, and the extended brings it to around three, which is about the length of all the other ones. But like, the Two Towers and Return of the King stuff, it's like, look, here's more Sean Bean. It's like, yeah. Return of the King is like four and a half hours long or something. It's not worth it. If you do watch the theatrical Return of the King, just watch the scene where Saruman gets it because they, for whatever reason, don't include that in the theatrical one. I was like, why would you leave that out? Yeah, the raising of the Shire and stuff. I don't know if I've ever seen the extended Return of the King. It's like another hour longer than the theatrical movie. It's ridiculous. We have decided we're not going to bother with the Hobbit movies, which I've still never seen. Why would you? It's inexcusable. I mean, it was a two hundred and seventy page book and made it into not. Yeah, that's nuts. And there's extended versions of all those, too. Yeah, I own a one hundred and seventy page book where they sing for about ten percent of the audience. When my wife and I first started dating, she was like, it's not that much. And then I literally went and I marked off all of the pages where they sing. And it's like twenty seven pages. That's like those books, because I remember those movies came out. Peter Jackson did a good job turning those into action movies, because I was like, thirteen, those movies came out. I'm like, oh, I should give the books a try, and the books are all just like, and then the fellowship went here, and they stayed here for a fortnight, and then Sam sang a song, and then everybody ate, and then they went to the next place, and they stayed there for a fortnight, and then Gandalf sang a song this time, and it went on for four pages, and you're just like... Would somebody, like, shoot something or stab something? Yeah, it's very much like, um, George R.R. Martin has the same thing where he's also, like, they're big fans of Arthurian lore and, like, that's how that stuff was written. So there's paragraphs and paragraphs of descriptions of, like, food. Yeah. And it's like, I don't care. I really, like, that's cool, man. I don't care. Like, uh, like, Chris, have you ever read the Lord of the Rings books? I did in college, yeah. It's been a while. Like, fucking Tom Bombadil, who shows up in Fellowship, I'm like, I applaud you, Peter Jackson, for deleting this man from here, because what does this have to do with anything? There's, like, seven pages of him singing about, like, his girlfriend's hair. It's egregious. It's very... I don't know. He was dealing with trauma from the war, okay? That's fair. I don't know. I think I maybe had a wee bit of an impasse. Should we go ahead and switch over? Yeah, let's switch over. All right. Skyward Sword, everybody. Let me get this. I made it through half a dungeon. If I were by myself, I would be Googling all of this intensely. Thank you for letting me indulge my passion. I'm gonna send you guys the uh code in the private chat here oh yeah let me get over yeah head over to riff tracks dot games we'll put the code in the chat in just a minute I always get that mixed up with jackbox.tv I'm like one of them is dot tv and the other I know I get so confused over that um it's part of our ongoing war with jackbox not just kidding we're we're actually friends with those guys they're cool they seem it I love the jackbox games yeah we we've done some charity streams together and things like we actually helped them with a game on I don't know if it was this party pack or the last party back It had something with public domain films in it. So we were able to help them with some of the legal difficulties of that. Yeah. Okay, I'm in. You're in. All right. You're in what? You're in. Nice. Save it for the game. All right, guys. I just put that code in the chat. So everyone head to Riftracks.games. Save the jokes for the game floor. It always fills up instantly, and I love it. Okay. I'm going to go ahead and take my Switch off. Oh, yeah. There we go. All right. All right. All right, everyone. And if you didn't make it into the game, you could still vote in the Twitch chat for whatever clips. Let me turn this up a little bit. I love this movie from attack of the super monsters it's half kaiju half anime oh yeah oh now that peter's here he can weigh on in on our ongoing debate over the music in this game oh my god yeah what's up what's up uh I I say that the music that's a you know when you're putting in your riffs and everything qualifies as ska chris says it does not qualify as ska I have to think about that. Let's wait for it to play. We've literally been arguing about this for like seven months. A few months, yeah. Oh, it's very interesting. Man. This song. It does make me want to pick it up a little. See? But I don't know if it's ska. There's no horns. There's no horns. Oh, no horns? There's no horns. You would only call a ska song without horns a ska song if it was by a ska band. Right, and it had the guitar upstrokes. But these aren't really upstrokes because it's on the... I don't think Jonathan Colton has ever made a ska song. All right. But it is definitely Ska-esque. What would you call something then that it's like, if it's not quite Ska, but it's like... I could see a Ska band having this song in their repertoire. Okay, so you could be a Ska band that makes this song, but the song isn't specifically Ska. Well, it's like when Madness branched out a little bit, you know. Not all Ska songs by Ska bands are Ska, but all Ska bands who... Not all pee-pee times are poo-poo times, but all poo-poo times are pee-pee times. I feel like I'm saying one of those. Yeah, square rectangle situation. I am rectangle. I just shit my pants. That's what I would do if that happened to me. Yes. Excellent. Wait, you aren't a little boy? Bye. Great. Now I'm an H&R Block rap. Is the same curse that turns Billy into Captain Marvel the same thing that turned Tom Hanks into an adult and big? I have become Dork, destroyer of worlds. There's some fan fiction someone should work on. Oh, no. The big DC crossover. Couldn't hear it. Okay, we all had a good laugh. Now time to vote. Gee, I wonder which one Chris wrote. It's the one that's not one of his options. Wait, what? Some requests in the chat to turn up the volume a little. Oh, okay. Pick it up, pick it up. Is that good? Yeah, that works. That'll do, pig. That'll do. to him from the director of Mad Max Fury Road. Peter, has Rift Tracks finished doing all the Captain Marvel shorts or they're still on us? I think we'll finish them this year. It's a stupid number. It's like fourteen or sixteen. Oh, okay. How many there are. We should finish them this year. It's the very first live action DC piece of media ever, technically. Well, incredible sometimes it's simplicity I know he's got to be a blockbuster yeah but it's not legally actionable this is very useful valuable your employer can't let you oh it is a good yeah chris Yeah, this short is great. Just completely inapplicable job advice for like twelve minutes. Right. Oh, this is a good mix. When I was playing it earlier today, it was a lot of the newer clips. Nice to see some of the older ones. Oh, yeah. Yeah, what do we got here? We got, like, a lady. It looks like she's sniffing something. There could be so many of them. I think in order, it's Boy in the Plastic Bubble, A Case of Spring Fever. I forgot the name of this kiddie short. Four, you should recognize Chris as Bride of the Gorilla. Oh, yeah. And five is David and Hazel, and six is Spiker. It's almost like I had to watch these clips hundreds of times making this game. Right of the Girl, a great little movie. Yeah, it was a lot of fun. Are you working on any new clip sets right now for it? That will probably be a stretch reward for the Kickstarter. Control the email server. Make yourself so valuable your employer can't let you go. Get good at hand jobs. Make yourself so valuable your employer can't let you go. Oops, Elon just decided you're not valuable. Tough shit. Make yourself so valuable your employer can't let you go. Or become the office drunk. Everyone will love your antics. Make yourself so valuable your employer can't let you go. Sir, I'm the president of Ukraine. Make yourself so valuable your employer can't let you go. I feel like this is how Doge decides which rights I get to have. It did Doge. Got your favorite? Vote now. If this were a comedy club, I'd have my giant hook out from the side by now. Ugh. Ugh. Yeah, how do you all decide on when you're putting together new packs and stuff? Is it always a holiday you have in mind? Or is there just like... It's honestly just when we think we have like a good batch of stuff we can put together just because of how the app stores work. It only really makes sense for us financially to kind of release stuff in like sixty or seventy little clip chunks. So I've started flagging titles that we'll have in the next one. A lot of stuff over the last like nine months or so. I think we'll be able to include Time Cop in that actually. I should check because we got Point Break in the game. Well, you got point break in this already? Yeah, point break's in there. I haven't come across that yet. Yeah. Handjobs. Give a dry handjob to your boss. Let him know. Oh, no. Dry. Use some sandpaper, you know? Ugh. Like a cat's tongue down there, you know? No. Uh, Matt's been drinking. Alright, say it. You think I'm awful. Alright, say it. You think I'm awful. I think the context of that is her husband is actively lying to her about losing his job at work and she's suspicious of it. She's supposed to have some aspersions cast on her for being suspicious of this terrible thing he actually did. What a great short. Well, if he doesn't have a job, where does he go every day? the track that kind of tracks for the time period turns out he's actually the son of sam he's been out killing people he's listening to that dog he's listening me and the dog are just gonna go to work today we're gonna oh we got an amazing bulk clip on screen look at that oh yeah I haven't watched that yet. Yeah, we actually got the star and the guy who plays the bulk in one shot to get interviewed by Bill. And it was a trip. Sorry, what? I was thinking about the D. Could use some bullying. All right, say it. You think I'm awful? No, you're just stuck in the cold. All right, say it. You think I'm awful? I think you're a rancid bitch. Wow. Oh my god. Oh no. This will ruin your pan and your dishwasher. Here we go again. Time to vote. Yeah, stuff like the amazing bulk that was like clearly that was going to be in the game. Yeah. What have we done recently? It's been a blur getting ready for the Kickstarter. And you guys are back in Nashville this year, right? Yeah, we're back in Nashville this year. We did the one year in Minneapolis because with Point Break being the big deal it was, we wanted to do a larger theater. Yeah. But we're back home in Nashville, humble Nashville. We're going to be doing the Grand Ole Opry, the Riffrax Cruise. Oh, man, I wish that'd be sweet. I would love that. Wear like a sparkly vest. Yeah. Have a slide guitarist play me on stage. You wear that Garth Brooks shirt that has the black and white squares all over it. Yes, yes, yes. Nice work, Happy Jeffy. Good job, Hef. Aw, I only got two silvers for that. Rancid bitch. Rancid. Round four. Martian? What's so good about having a sister? Oh my god. What's so good about having a sister? Time to bring the funny. Enter your rift now. Forgive me for this riff. I saw someone asking about a live show in Canada and why Nashville. So Canada, the movie theater chains in Canada are operated by a separate network, so it's kind of difficult. I think we ended up being in like fifty to a hundred last year for Point Break. And I don't know what the situation is this year, but if we do get showings in Canada, it will be in a similar number of theaters. Dan Wally asked, why did they stop broadcasting live? So basically, when we brought it down to one live show... it was for two reasons one it's a lot it's a lot less expensive yeah number two there would it lowers the chance of technical problems to almost zero which I think is the biggest yeah that's a big thing I would totally do that she can give me feedback on my drag race outfit what's so good about having a sister they've got the good blood when you get stabbed get me oh god what I've seen a lot of movies about how great it is to have a step-sister. You can give them Beatles haircuts like mine. She does have like the George Harrison going. What's so good about having a sister? My last name is Targaryen, so use your imagination. What's so good about having a sister? Free haircuts. The riffs are in. Time to vote. Yeah, but to circle back to that, it's really, if we're only going to have the one live show a year, and with so many theaters closing, we have fans who drive like ninety minutes, two hours plus to go see the show. And if, you know, a storm knocks out like a satellite connection and they drove two hours out of their way, like it just kind of kills us. Yeah. So it it saves on money and it also just lowers the chance for shenanigans like that. It's kind of a miracle you guys were able to do it. I could not imagine, on top of just putting on a live show at a theater, everything that can go wrong without your control. You're completely out of your control. Yeah, no, in like the thing about Nashville, like a lot of that section of the South has thunderstorms quite often. So when you're broadcasting out of there, like it's not an uncommon occurrence that we'd have a lot of strong rain or wind. So like that would present a number of issues. So, yeah, it's really just to make the experience better in the theater. Would you check out the riffing skills on this guy? Good job. You're doing a great job there, Danny. All right, moving up in the ranks. Ooh, I'm second somehow. Okay, Rippers, it's the final round. Don't come any nearer. Don't touch me. Don't come any nearer. Don't touch me. I got all this dubbed over like Italian or Spanish horror films. I don't remember which one this is. should I why not the last round marinara horror instead of spaghetti western I kind of live for that that's great and there's enough of them mcmarinara horror thing so you got like spaghetti western marinara horror is there like a like a like chicken parm drama a zd romance zd romance like pizza action I don't know yeah should have stopped at zd romance uh So you've seen some love for Ziti romance. There we go. You've got something. Don't touch me. Are you wearing that Eau de Buff scent again? Don't come any nearer. Don't touch me. Mike Pence's wedding night with mother. Don't come any nearer. Don't touch me. Egg. Don't come any nearer. Don't touch me. I just blew up the bathroom. I'm mad I'm voting this for gold, but it's the one that made me laugh the most. Egg, egg, egg. Egg. I'm also awarding someone who made a French joke. It was eau de beef. Eau de beef. Adam says, odd riffs tonight. I think it's always whenever we play this, it's odd. Egg's kind of running joke we have over here, Peter. We were playing this with Mary Jo one time. It was one of the egg clips, and I think I riffed on it. Just egg. That was the entire riff. It's haunted us for years now. Occasionally, egg will return. I love that short. Courtesy of the egg people. It's so stupid. I love it. weird Juno synth soundtrack. Egg, egg, egg, egg. Oh, I'm just so proud of you. Well done, Danny. Yeah, well done. I think Danny probably won this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And the winner is... Danny! You did it! Yay! You beat Egg. You're so proud of yourself. The only reason I voted for you, Danny, is because I couldn't vote for Egg. It wouldn't let me. You won a technicality. No, I'm kidding. You did a fantastic job. Great job, everybody. Good job, Danny. Good job, everyone. Good job, team. Good job. If this was a basketball game, this would be the part where we all walk past each other and do that awkward high five while we're walking. Yeah. This has been so much fun. Thank you so much, Peter, for coming on the program. Happy to do it. You were the voice of the baby ghost. That's unfortunate. Very unfortunate. Yeah, it's been a lot of fun. Happy to come on whenever you guys want. Yeah, and congrats on the Kickstarter launch. It's already... I'm sure by this time tomorrow, it'll be... You guys are at two... Oh my God, it's like firing up. Yeah, it's like... Yeah, it's... Like I said, every year it's insane just to see how generous everyone is. Movie riffing fans are phenomenal. There's really nothing else to say. We are aware, yeah. It's always great. It's so awesome to see just a deserving group of people meet all their goals to get all their stuff funded. So it's well done to y'all. Thank you. Thank you. I did the most work, so I deserve all the thanks. Yeah, everyone head to rifftracks.com slash kickstarter. We don't have any more donations or anything. I believe we're all caught up. Let's double check. Yeah, we're all caught up there. Everyone check out Peter's new podcast. Yeah, that sounds great. I know I had the name of it up here. The Monsters Are Due. Named after a famous Twilight Zone episode. The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street. With that phrasing, it makes it sound like the monsters, like O-Rent or something, the way you phrased it. Like, look, the monsters are due, okay? It's the first of the month. honestly that's what we should call paying rent from now on the monsters are due uh yeah the monsters are due podcast.com everyone check that out yep new episode dropping tomorrow awesome and what episode is that that I think you said walking distance walking distance yeah so very sentimental uh pull at your heartstrings episode Yeah, and be sure to keep your eyes peeled on Rift Tracks' social media as they announce their stretch goals and things. You never know who or what might show up. You never know. You never know if things might get a little dumb. No. Nice. You never know who might be a part of them. You know, it might be... You might turn it on and... I was trying to think of someone stupid who would be involved in this. Like, it's a... You know... There's the Kickstarter poster. He's a king now, man. Come on. Respect the king. Oh, Van Damme. Yeah, I know. Look at my love. And it's, wait, it says in theaters August fourteenth. Isn't there a second date too? Yeah, it's also in August nineteenth. Yeah. Oh, okay. Great. You also did the British spelling of theaters for some reason. Oh, yeah. But that's fine. It makes us feel classy. Yeah. You should have said it's in the cinema on that day. It's going to be in the cinema. Thanks so much, everyone, for hanging out tonight. Head to dumb-industries.com slash superdumbbros. Join the free super club. And if you're watching on Twitch, we'll be back with our dumb television programming right after this. And what's playing on RiffTrax last night? We can read back over to there. Oh, yeah. Let's see. Playing a Rutger Howard movie earlier. Oh, it's a riff tracks. Oh, is this a Miami connection? Yeah. Oh, that's a great one. Yeah. Let's let's, let's go right over there. You can do that. And I'm going to have fired up over here. Let me put on trap. Maybe I'll put on some animal movies, some animal movies. So if you'd like to watch James Brolin fight a dog, fight several dogs, that is an option as well. All right, everyone. Thanks so much. Thanks for watching, everybody. See you next Monday.

Matt has returned from the dead and is back for an all-new Super Dumb Bros. as he re-enters the world of Hyrule for another adventure through The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword! Part one of a two-part playthrough. Plus: a round of Tee KO that explicitly bans penises.

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Form around people like Jeffrey Dahmer drives this one. I had this idiot out there that cut right in front of me this morning. Nobody seems to care that you're driving a school bus. And for sure, different attitudes form around things like the driving job itself. That bus they gave me this morning. Steers like a truck and the clutch is bad. Not my fault if the kids got a jerky ride. Not my fault if all the kids died. If you kids don't shut up right now, I'm gonna close all the windows and turn up the heater. When you guys choose the paintings, they always seem to fit. We're coming into some difficult times, I think, and I'd like to think that the guy in office right now just pissed off a whole lot of people. To me, I don't know, it just kind of feels... a little bit empowering in a time when I don't feel like I have much control over much of anything at the moment. So I have control over this. I can do this. My deceased has been quite Queen Elizabeth. You know, that's funny you said that, because when I was painting her the first time, I was thinking the same thing. She looked kind of queenly. majestic you know oh gracious jessica walton I love that he's still in the cape, the giant heavy cape. take off the ring there it is the ring fine it won't come off nobody expects the ironside inquisition Yeah, watching him walk around and do nothing is so much more interesting than seeing the killings by the monster. Will he walk into another room? Or stay in this room? Oh my god, the suspense is killing me! Aye, aye, aye. I've got his cataracts. Oh, damn, marriage agrees with me. Oh, now I can't do the Harpo Groucho theater scene. Well, that was a productive afternoon. This is like a real estate video. My dinner with Andre didn't have this many indoor scenes. What up, what up? Oh, you're on mute, Matt. First I was on mute, then you were on mute. No, you're still on mute, and I'm not on mute. Unless no one can hear me right now, which is very much possible. What's the chat say? Can you guys hear either of us? Okay, how about now? There we go. I knew something weird would happen because this is the first time I've set up both my Switch and me at the same time. And I knew that there would be at least one weird thing to happen. But usually once you iron out one weird thing, it's good for a while. So let's hope and pray there. Hopefully. Hopefully. Well, hope and pray. Hopes and prayers. Hi, everybody. How's it going? Happy Monday. We all made it. We all survived another one. We all made it. Matt, you're alive. I'm alive, yeah. You missed last week's show, first time you've ever missed... I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob. No, yeah, it was the first one of these that you did solo. I kind of popped in the chat every once in a while, but yeah, I was undergoing, without getting too graphic, some preparation for a procedure, so I was offline. And since then, I have been through said procedure, and I am fine, and I am alive, and everything looks good, so... So anybody who's been curious about any of those things, that's what's going on there. But most importantly, I am back to keep playing dumb video games with all of you. That's the most important thing, Matt. To do impressions of Gollum singing songs by Brooks and Dunn, you know? I'm I'm concerned now because big rig blues asks are matt and chris going to talk or are they just messing with us like I'm scared that we're all on mute and now the chat is messing with us to try to convince us that they can't hear oh my god that would be so great if the entire chat could gaslight us into thinking that we weren't being heard even if it could happen oh okay he was just messing with us Matt, your ass is fine, David Pinkston says. Thank you, David. It's much appreciated. My ass is fine in numerous ways, it turns out, after this week. DM me for pics. That's what your OnlyFans is for, Matt. We discussed this. That's what the Dumb Industries OnlyFans is going to be for. It's going to be pictures of that and then pictures of my feet in sandals. That's going to be... That is pretty hot. We should put our tax returns on there, too. Ooh, yeah. That's naughty. That's not a good idea. Anyway. Anyway, that's all to say, Chris spent several weeks playing through Grand Theft Auto, and that was sort of a neat experiment. You play in one game just for a long while, so now I'm going to play a little bit more of a video game that I started playing back in June of last year. We did an entire special broadcast... to start playing Skyward Sword. I had it... I had this, like, I don't know, thought in my head that I wanted to play through all the Zelda games in the official Zelda timeline order. There is an official Zelda timeline, which I can talk about more in detail over the stream if you would like to hear how depressing it is that I know all of this and I'm like a thirty-four year old man. But there is an entire timeline that begins with this game. This is the very first game, so that's why I thought it would be fun to do this and it sets up stuff and as we discovered during our last broadcast it's very wordy we got all the exposition parts of the way during that broadcast I think someone someone in the discord server actually referred tonight uh tonight as matt story time with matt Yeah, we got most of that out of the way. This is one of the more very on-the-rails Zelda games. For those of you that don't know or haven't already intuited, I love The Legend of Zelda games. I've played most of them, beat a lot of them, not all of them, but... But yeah, I've played enough of them to know what's good and what's not good. And this one is an okay game. It's very okay. We're going to have to set up because I got the Wind Waker remaster on my Wii U going. Maybe we can do that for a couple weeks sometime too. That would be tight. I haven't seen the Wind Waker remaster. I played the original one for the GameCube. That would be fun to just play that for a few weeks together. That would be awesome. You could see all that stuff. Zelda's a fun game to kind of play with two people because there's one person who can kind of be like no go over there like the thing is over there like or googling answers like you that's you and then I'm the guy who's just wandering around aimlessly like wait what yeah if you'd like a preview of what that'll be like go look up our stream where we played Ocarina of Time together oh that's right and I was like yeah you set that on fire and then you light that torch and that torch and you're like how do you know that I'm like how do you not it's all just right there these games are intuitive if you grew up with them otherwise I think uh they're just they have to dumb it down like I feel like wind waker was dumbed down for people like me so that you could just play it and have fun it does feel like a more like it's weird to the sort of uh sort of uh tone that these things breadth because you know the newer zelda game uh tears of the kingdom is a very adult very dark kind of game and then when waker like you just talked about feels like very all ages and Yeah, Mac, get a little closer to your mic. Oh, I'm sorry. You also can't, it's covering like your entire face. Oh, do I need to move my thing out of the way? I think you just got to get closer to it. You just got to get closer. Okay. Ever since I've changed out office chairs, I got a new office chair and the wheels on this one are better. And I'll just start like Dr. Evil-ing my way away from the thing, you know? I would sit down and just... That's me all the time because I live on Park Slope and they mean slope here. It is quite a slope I live I live in the Batman sixty-six TV show where everything is just slightly angled all the time Anyway, Matt Matt is gonna be playing Matt's gonna be playing tonight's game I'm gonna be checking out the chat and just want to remind folks before we get going you can watch tonight's program completely ad-free over at dumb industry stock slash super dumb bros join the free super club get rid of twitch ads don't pay a dime yeah and if you'd like to send in a donation a donation of any dollar amount will yield you a shout out in the form of one of our patented terrible impressions or you can ask us a question you could put a little note there when you when you when you send in a donation We already have our first donation of the night. Oh, nice. Very cool. Thank you so much. So, yes, you can ask us a question. You can challenge us to an impression. You can put nothing in and we'll just go wild. But you can. Those are always fun. You can always kind of gauge where I'm at mental health wise with how weird the impressions get. It's like a real Rorschach test into your head. So this first one comes from our good friend, Charlotte Greenwell. Charlotte, thank you. Charlotte is an amazing artist as well. I want to show you, we had a class on Saturday with Jackie Naiman Jones. We all paint, we watched the green slime and then we painted the green slime. It was really groovy. Great movie, great paintings, great jobs, everyone. This was Charlotte's here. This is called Slime Freakout. that is awesome right look at him he's just boogieing because there's a theme song on the green slime and it's like funky slime gets funky in that movie um but we had some oh whoops wrong brand it ain't thursday it's monday there we go um thank you charlotte is so cool and thank you yes thank you thank you uh how should we thank charlotte Oh, there's nothing in there? No. No. No. You go first. All right. Well, Charlotte, it's Don Knotts. I'm a little confused here because usually you donate on Thursday, but it's Monday. Well, we appreciate it either way. I'm Don Knotts. Bye. Remember when Don Knotts was in that movie Pleasantville? Have you ever seen that movie? I have seen Pleasantville. Was he in that? He's in it. He's the TV repairman. Oh, yeah. And he basically displays Don Knotts if he was a TV repairman. It's a great movie, actually. Yeah, that movie rocks. All right. I don't know. I'm completely blanking over here. I'm sorry. Why don't you start playing? I'm having a rough Monday back. Give me a second. Let my mental health, mental illness juices get a flow, and then I'll cook up something good for you, Charlotte. Turn off your echo cancellation. There we go. All righty. Matt, are you still with us? I think we lost you, Matt. And I gotta turn that music off. Turn it off. Turn that music off. Turn it off. Off. Off. Don't turn Matt's mic off. Turn it off. Off. Off. I can't hear Matt anymore. Take it off. Off. Off. I just saw De La Soul a couple weeks ago, a few weeks ago, at Lincoln Center. Been listening to a lot of De La Soul the past few weeks. Oh, well now Matt's game is coming in super clear. We can't see him, but man, look at that resolution on the game. Here he is. Okay, I don't know what keeps happening. Can you hear me now? Yes. Okay, good. Anytime, like, yeah, like you bring up the two stream yards, something funky happens. Sorry, everybody. Anyway, you're getting a nice little fill-in on the backstory of this one is Basically the backstory of this one is that Link and Zelda are the member of a group of people who live in the sky and ride around big terrifying birds. And one day Link rides the terrifying- he wins a terrifying bird contest and he gets to kiss Princess Zelda and they're hanging out. And she falls into a tornado or something hits her or something. So she goes missing beneath the clouds and Link becomes the very first person to ever go beneath the cloud barrier in his generation of people. And that's basically where we leave off in the game is you're looking for Zelda who has been either knocked to the ground or taken captive by something. Got it. That pretty much catches us up to speed, I think. These games are pretty basic, but this one tries to get this one tries to go like super deep with the story. It tries to be like a Final Fantasy game almost where it's like nobody cares about the story that much. Anyway, Mike, we got it. Mike, I almost called you Mike. Matt, we need to get you a new fan or something. do I need to turn my thing around? I don't know. Well, it's like if I put the reduced background noise on, it takes out like the droney sound, but then whenever you've talked, you can kind of hear the air. I can just turn it off. It's, it just gets hot in here with all the stuff over in this corner. Um, Or I could just turn it on low maybe. Maybe that's the... Maybe that's better. Maybe that's the happy medium. I cannot emphasize how poor the ventilation is in here. The fact that it looks awesome is a side effect. Okay. Skyward Sword. I don't know why it's blurry like this. It's only blurry on this one screen, though. Everything else looks like super crisp. Yeah. It's weird. Let me try to refresh just this. I'm sorry, everybody. No, I don't think it's that. I think it's go past this screen. Let's see what happens. Okay. Oh, yes. It's a little clearer now. It's a little better. Now it's fine. Okay. Now it's fine. That was so weird. That was so weird. What was that? Hey. Hey, what was going on? What was happening there? Maybe it was like a legal thing. They couldn't have the title screen in HD, even though it said HD, it was like some weird stipulation. It doesn't meet the legal requirement for high definition or some weird garbage. So now Lonk, this is the game you played a few years ago, or a few months ago. Yes, this is, as you recall, that broadcast was on, yes, June eighteenth, and that is when I stopped playing this. So this is literally picking up from where we left off. Sweet. let's do this and as we come across story elements uh that reference older things I will try to explain technical difficulties are kind of our charm but um this is the chill stream we're just hanging out and playing stuff I don't think we're that I don't mean we're no worse than any other stream um I usually figure it out okay let me try and remember what the fuck I'm doing uh language matt um I I did see someone mention uh earlier maybe I don't ask um uh objective someone mentioned if the pre-show started five minutes earlier than the live show would start on time but um That's intentional. I hope everyone knows. We always start five minutes late. Have you ever been to a live comedy thing or whatever? That's the policy. At QED, you always started ten minutes after the posted starting time. Okay, it's on display, but she is currently in motion. You must expedite your search for her. Zelda is likely to be perceived as a conspicuous character in these woods. Confirm with local lifeforms to see if they know her whereabouts. Current session point in time. Okay, I don't care then. Alright, let me try and remember. Because this one has kind of awkward controls because this was a Wii U game and they ported all the motion controls over to Switch controls and it's... Oh, so was the remaster originally for Wii U? The original was for Wii U and this is the remaster for Switch. Matt, we have our second donation of the night here from the great Claudia Burton. Thank you, Claudia. Claudia, thank you. Oh my gosh, I still need to think of something for Charlotte. Oh my god, I'm having... Well, Claudia has... This is what she says in the notes. It's the thirty-fifth anniversary of the day Dale Cooper drove into Twin Peaks, so we need a David Lynch impression. Did you know that? That that's today? I think I saw some posts this morning. I think Inga texted me about that earlier. That's funny. Uh... Yeah, you do a David Lynch shout-out. I'll do a David Lynch, yes. Claudia! Thank you for reminding me that today is the day Dale Cooper entered Twin Peaks. I remember writing that script very well. I was sitting in a Bob's Big Boy with a notebook, and Laura Dern was sitting across from me, and she dropped one of her earrings into her ketchup, and I said, Stand still! I have an idea! that I sketched in my notebook for quite some time. And I drew Dale Cooper. I didn't know who he was, but I decided to put him in a show called Twin Peaks. Don't ask why. It just happened. Thank you, Claudia. Uh... okay so I really wonder what my neighbor thinks of it because prior to um me moving my office in here I was in another part of the apartment there's no way any neighbor could hear me unless they were like you know putting their ear on the floor or something yeah uh but now I'm like I'm right next to my neighbor's living room Anyway, here is your song worked into the tune of the song Mickey by Tony Basil as sung by one Randy Newman, Claudia. Oh, Claudia, you so fine, you so fine, you blow my mind. Hey, Claudia. Claudia. Hey, Claudia, what a pity. Randy don't understand when you take it by the heart, when you take it by the hand. Oh my god, that just reminded me. Thank you so much, Claudia. That was an impression that did better in my head, and then I did it out loud, and it kind of just made less sense as I did it sometimes. You just reminded me, I was in Trader Joe's doing some grocery shopping. Very nice. And they always play good music in there. And it's funny, because I always go in there listening to my own music, but then there's no service in the basement. It's a basement Trader Joe's. Oh. But by the time I get down there, it's like, I got to listen to Trader Joe's music. And they always have really cool music. I want to find out who's making the playlist in there. But they had the song from Mulholland Drive that's singing the first time the director sees Naomi Watts' character. It's like, Sixteen Reasons Why I Love You or something. oh yeah I don't know if it's I don't know if that was written specifically for that movie or if it's just an old song but it's it's so good and the scene that it's in in the movie is like one of my favorite scenes ever yeah you have just inspired me uh because uh claudia was saying it was twin peaks day uh I could do uh here's tiny tim singing uh what's that song from blue velvet in dreams you know yeah This can also be, this is a combination, I'm getting really fast and loose with the donations tonight. This is a combination. Charlotte and Claudia, a shout out. This is Tiny Tim's rendition of In Dreams by Roy Orbison. A candy color clown they call the sad man tiptoes through my room every night. just a sprinkle stardust and he whispers go to sleep everything is all right I don't know if I can do the whole thing uh I hope that was good that was good I wonder whose neighbors bleeding to hate us more do you think my neighbor hates me more or like just like a pure level of like hatred one to ten yeah I hate me more or do they hate matt more matt does ichabod I mean that's that's intense that's that's pretty rough but I I do that very uh occasionally and sparingly uh Whoa, it got blurry again. That's weird. Okay. Now it's crisp. What the heck? Now that I think that I have done Tiny Tim, I think I feel warmed up. I feel like I was kind of out of it. You take a week off from doing this, you get kind of rusty, and I feel like I need to... I'm back in the groove. Okay, so I was following a little critter around, and now I need to find the little critter again. Find that little critter. Because this little critter may know what happened to Princess Zelda. The blurriness almost looks like intentional. It's very strange. Yeah. I don't know if it would be better if I refreshed or no, no, no. I think it's like the game even like, well, you're, are you playing on your, you're just playing directly in stream yard, right? Yeah. I've got a, yeah. I plugged into my video card and I've got that. Yeah. The video out, but are you using a monitor? uh I'm just I'm just playing straight off the stream yard window now it looks fine it's just it's like odd but it's totally cool oh here we go why do these things always exist in zelda like they're hidden little guys who are just hanging out because these are games are all about exploring and finding little nooks and crannies and getting all the stuff and have you ever one hundred percented a zelda game I have ninety nine point ninety something percented Tears of the Kingdom. If I just found a couple more of the Korok seeds, I would have one hundred percent of it. So now how do you do that? You just look it up? uh pretty much yeah uh a lot of them you can find just by running around but then yeah you get to a certain point where that map is so massive and there are so many of those seeds and you get to where there's like only you know nineteen left or something which is where I was and uh and yeah and I'm like so maxed out on power I can just routinely play at the end of the game for fun and beat it like it's no big deal and it's you know reset speed right before and then I can amazing it's uh so yeah tears of the kingdom I got my money's worth out of that one I put a lot of time into that and I haven't really picked it up since jay poe completed one hundred percent of the original legend of zelda there we go um someone asked what the co-op game blue eyed lady asked what the co-op game is We're going to put it to a vote again. I've been liking just leaving it to you guys to figure out. We don't like making decisions. If we can just outsource that. Sometimes people are in a different mood. It seems like a group thing. People either all want to play a game or they're not in the mood for it. I just put that link in the chat. Everyone can start voting. We'll take a look at it in a little bit. And we're caught up on donations, right? Oh, we have one more here. Oh, nice. How about this? From Spyrocythe. Oh, thank you, Spyrocythe. Thank you. Spyrocythe says, this is a stretch, but how about Barney Fife rapping, rest in peace to the game because I'm fresh to the death. Rest in peace to the game. Tell them kill they self. From Sugarfinger by Lil Wayne. You know, that timeless gem that everyone knows. I don't know that, but I can just be Barney Fife and just pretend like I'm rapping. Just look up the lyrics to it and then just read it without knowing anything about it. That could also be funny. Barney Fife rapping. Rest in peace to the game, cause I'm fresh to the death. Rest in peace to the game, tell them to kill they self. Word. Rest in peace to the game, cause I'm fresh to the death. Michael McDonald is resting in peace. I'm now a rap guy. Thank you, Spyro Scythe. We look forward to your latest nightmare meme, right? Spyro Scythe's the one that does the meme, right? Yes. I'm sure Barney Fife will make an appearance. Anyway, so I'm talking to this giant testicle, as you can see, and it seems to know where Princess Zelda may be located. A pack of these mean red guys were after her, but she escaped with the Kikwi Elder. Today is Abe Vigoda's birthday. How old is he now? Three thousand. He's been dead for a little bit now, but not as long as you would think. Only for a little bit, though. Not as long as you would think. Oh, wow. He died in twenty sixteen. January twenty sixteen. So he got out at a good time. Like he didn't have to see David Bowie die or Prince die or Trump get elected. But when did he die? January twenty sixteen at the age of ninety. It doesn't say the specific day. I was about to say, did he did he see the Capitol get stormed? Was was Ava go to. That's what I'm saying. January, twenty six, twenty sixteen. So, OK. OK, so that was right after that. No, Matt, that happened in twenty twenty one. What are you talking about? What I'm having dementia on the stream. That's what's happening. I think I'm saying he died before before. OK, before David Bowie died, before Prince died, before Trump got elected. Now I've had a complete stroke. You were talking about for twenty twenty for some reason. Wait for twenty. Who said anything about four twenty? yeah I'm great uh you're kind of like now you're I feel like now your camera is blurring out a little bit oh yeah I noticed that too uh oh I know what it is I know what it is oh is there some it's your continuity camera um it's on for both your switch and you that's why it's doing that hang on is there a way I can turn this off or did you already I can't turn it off. You have to do it on your end. Oh, my God. This is a nightmare. Oh, yeah. I had portrait mode turned on. That was probably what was causing everything to happen. There you go. Look at that. Nice and crispy. And you're nice and crisp again. A nice crispy boy. A nice little crispy boy. Okay. So I've got to locate the elder now, I believe is what's happening. I have no idea what the hell's going on uh anyway I hope everybody's monday has been good uh anything interesting popped up no in the news or I mean I mean just like you know just talking about whatever uh Yeah, I'm trying to think about what went down in Dumb Industries territory last week. Usually we talk about that on the Mystery Hour. But we had a really fun class, as I said earlier. Green Slime. Oh, yeah. And we had a little dance party at one point. It was awesome. Oh, Danny says, loving the love for TKO right now in the poll. All right, so TKO is currently in the lead, apparently. Oh, that's the shirt one? Yeah. That's a really fun one. I really enjoy doing that one. Oh, yeah, Doctor Strange on Friday. That was pretty great. Doctor Strange was definitely something. It's Parasites. I you know what it was not that bad and I know a lot of people said that but then I think a lot of people are also just talking about how boring it was and yeah it was pretty boring but it wasn't like terrible It was kind of slow. It was kind of hard. I tried to turn it down and fast forward some parts of it, but there was, you know, some of it's just kind of like slow and trippy and it's fun, you know, like when he's spiraling in the giant kaleidoscope at one point and it goes on for nine hours. I mean, that's like, that's my favorite scene. And, you know, the twenty sixteen Doctor Strange is when he's like flying through space and They show a giant hand, and then the hand grows hands, and it's so cool. People like the trippy stuff. That's what's fun about Doctor Strange. I really like the Doctor Strange movies, both of them. I know a lot of people shat on Multiverse of Madness, but... It doesn't feel very Sam Raimi-ish, but it's, you know... I thought it definitely had some Sam Raimi elements. Okay, how do I talk to this fucking giant nutsack? Hey, nutsack. Psychedelic fun. Oh, do I have to like... Hey, I gotta talk to you, you nutsack. David Pinkston, yeah. Some of the gross murders were very samurai. They also kind of had like a... some makeup that looked very much like you know evil dead makeup yeah oh yeah the I mean there are definitely scenes that feel sam raimi-ish but overall it's got that you know sort of marvel same equality where you know at certain points it all goes cg and you're like this wait sam raymond isn't it big rig blue says sam or uh bruce campbell is in it I don't remember him being in it didn't he show up in like a post credits thing or something no or maybe I'm thinking of the third Spider-Man all these movies blur together in my brain now yeah the Bruce Campbell's in all the original Spider-Man movies like different roles in each one but he's in all three of them but I don't remember yeah I don't remember the post credits sequence for Doctor Strange I think Thor was in it and he's like drinking beer yeah Well, there was like one post. I think Bruce Campbell is in one because, you know, one of the post-credits scene, like Charlize Theron pops up. Oh, right, right, right. And he gets like the weird third eye and it's supposed to be like a big deal. And then the next post-credits scene, he has his third eye and he's just walking around casually. And Bruce Campbell owns like a hot dog truck or something stupid. Oh, that's right. That's right. That's right. I forgot all about that. This thing kind of looks like Wilford Brimley. It does. Hello, I'd like to talk to you about diabetes. To be fair, if you put that mustache on pretty much anyone, they look like Wilford Brimley. Wilford Brimley looks like a president from the Civil War. It's kind of amazing. He lived as long as he did. Wilford Brimley was something like he was like thirty six when he was in Cocoon. Now he wasn't that young, but he was really young. He was like forty something. He wasn't that old. I was amazed to find out that Doctor Strange in that movie is thirty three. He says at one point and I'm thirty three. And then I saw someone in the discord post that he was like twenty eight when he made that actor. Yeah, like people just looked older back then. That's like every time I look at pictures of I love Jim Croce, the the musician, but like every picture of him, he looks like he's forty seven years old and I think he died before before he was thirty. I want to say people just looked older back then. It was. Yeah. It was a... I don't know how much of that is style and how much of that is just, you know, the air was full of lead from your gasoline and everybody smoked around you your whole life. Let's see. Cocoon came out in... Nineteen eighty-five. Wilford Brimley was born in... Nineteen thirty-four. He was fifty-one in Cocoon. I mean, I'm forty-one, so he's only ten years older than I am. And they're like, you're in a nursing home. You're so old. He did look old back then, though. That's like when you look at him in The Thing. He looks super old in that movie, and then he just looked like that forever. Oh, right. He was in The Thing. He's been in a lot of good movies. I feel much better now, and I want to come back. He's been in a lot of good stuff. You ever seen Hard Target, the Jean-Claude Van Damme movie? Is that the one where he has the mullet? I mean, yes, there's several where he has the mullet. But yeah, he has like... It's not just a mullet. It's like... Like the wettest mullet you've ever seen? It's got a life of its own. Yeah. I think I know what one you're talking about. Great movie. John Woo directed it. I think one of his first American movies. You know, before he did like Face Off and all those movies. The best John Woo movie is Mission Impossible II if you've never seen it. It's an amazing film that I love that I got to see in theaters as a thirteen year old. I've seen every Mission Impossible movie in the theater. I saw a couple of them. Now that they've become more regular again, I've missed a few. Really? They come out once every five years. But there was a good gap between the third one and when they started doing them again. When they got good... I don't know. I really like Mission Impossible three. That one's... I mean, I like all of them. They all have good qualities. Yes, even three. Three is great. The first one, I think, is the least watchable, but it's a very... The first one? I've come to appreciate it more as I got older. I like the first one a lot, yeah. But when I was younger, I was like, there's not people flying off of motorcycles at each other in this one. Okay, I've got to find these little twerps, and I... It is kind of crazy how Tom Cruise, it's like, I remember even like when Fallout came out, Mission Impossible Fallout, which is almost like ten years ago. Or Rogue Nation, maybe. Everyone was saying like, I don't know, Tom Cruise is starting to look a little old. And now it's ten years later and he looks exactly the same. Okay, there's a guy up here. I gotta figure out how to get up here. Master Toriko has only seen the first one, but watched the TV show all the time is good. TV show is pretty great. Shade is forty-eight and looks thirty-eight. Um... Yeah, Shade, I've seen pictures of you. You do look younger than thirty-eight. I'm forty-one and I look forty-one. I am nearly thirty-four and I look ready to die. Fifty. Matt, remember when that lady at the party we were at told me that... Well, first she said I looked like George Clooney if he was poor. Yeah. She specified if I had no money. She said, you look like George Clooney if he had no money. I mean, I have no money, but... I don't know how, like, I don't know if she kept repeating it too, which was weird. Like it was like, she didn't just say it once. She would like, and she would ask various people like, doesn't he look like, you know, you're like, then I told her how old I was and she was like shocked. Cause she said that I looked much younger, but at the same time, I look like I have no money according to her. You're a poor ten. Which is like a rich six or something. J-Po, was she drunk? I don't think so. No. It was kind of early in the day. It's like four or five o'clock. That was such a weird night. I also, I mean, I don't think I look anything like George Clooney, so I don't know where that came from. I mean I was wearing a shirt I think she was trying to mack on you it was what was going on and then but she was also she was married and I believe I mentioned several times I referred to jen as my wife you would be surprised what doesn't stop people uh where are these little guys oh we just got raided Party of five. Party of five. I love that show. Literally a party of five. Thank you, Fancy Grimm. Scott Wolf and Lacey Chabert and Nev Campbell are all here. Lacey Chabert, yes. Lacey Chabert and, wait, did you already say Matthew Fox? Who else? Scott Wolf. Scott Wolf and Nev Campbell, right? Oh, Nev Campbell. So, wait, who was the fifth? The baby? The little baby? Yeah. I guess the little baby. The little babin. Well, all five of them are here tonight. Thank you so much for raiding Party of Five. Maybe they're swingers. That's a possibility, Wise Twin Sailor. Swinging raiders. Ooh. Raiding swingers. That's like the Drake meme. It's like swinging raiders. Nah. Raiding swingers. Mm-hmm. OK, let me go ahead and save real fast. I got trying to get just these controls down. This is this is like the weirdest game to just like drop in on. And I'm just trying to get oriented again to like what I'm doing and everything here. Guys, if you haven't yet voted on. What our co-op game is going to be? We pinned that to the chats. We're going to start those games in about, I don't know, fifteen, twenty minutes. Something like that. Yeah. Oh, Danny says, I think the swingers comment was about the George Clooney married lady. Oh, yeah. Could have been. I don't know. I don't know. That was such a weird night because, yeah, and then we all like took the train back. And at one point it was just like me and like Dave Hill and this girl. And I'm like, what's going on? yeah Dave told me that was like really weird too he's like you just left me alone with that Mac guy nah he didn't say anything I just talked to him about witch taint stuff Devo have you done it takes two like the Ashley the Olsen twin Olsen twin movie with isn't like Ted Danson in that Maybe they made a game based on that. Maybe that's what Devo's referring to. Oh, it's a co-op game. No, we have not sent it to me. Can we play it? I want to play it. From the makers of A Way Out. I'm not familiar with A Way Out. Oh, shoot. I literally can't. I've got to find all these little guys. Oh, my God. I'm remembering how much I hate this game. Isn't it weird how, like, in all these fantasy universes, like, the flute still exists? What, like the flute you said? The flute, yeah. You always hear the flute in these fantasy stories. It's like, what? Why the flute? If anything, there should be percussion in every game. That feels more for every fantasy universe. Anyone see the trailer for Andor season two? Oh yeah, you were telling me about that. I mean, it looks great. I just question the choice of music they use from the trailer because it's just like a straight up like a pop song or something. Not a pop song, but like it's like a rock song. And they've never done that before. I feel like, you know, you don't have to go the John Williams route necessarily, but Mandalorian kind of struck a good balance of being a little more electronic and modern and And the score for Andor was like that too, but I don't know. People in the chat, sound off if you know how I can talk to this little guy. I need to talk to him. I don't know how to. Does anyone know how to talk to a little guy in Skyward Sword? I'm supposed to go find all these little guys for the big giant Wilford Brimley nutsack that I talked to a little bit ago and I can't. Oh, here we go. Oh yeah, Forest Whitaker's in the trailer. And he's got the big hair and everything. Which... Oh yeah, okay. There were weird promotional stills released for Rogue One long before the movie came out. I think they had only just announced it. And Forest Whitaker's completely bald in it. And then he shows up in one scene in the movie. Bald. the very beginning and then the rest of the movie has huge hair it's got the huge hair all taking place before the events of rogue one then yeah it's supposed to be like right before it apparently said season two is like it's gonna end leading directly into rogue one we're making like prequels to prequels now it's it's yeah It's all quite convoluted. Andor, I feel like Andor gets, it's like a weird, it almost exists outside of the rest of all these Star Wars TV shows. It feels unrelated almost entirely. Even from like Rogue One. But it fits within that continuity pretty well. Like I was telling you during our meeting, I think someone I, you know, I don't think it's really worth keeping this pitch to myself because, you know, there's no real way it would get done. But doing Columbo in Star Wars as a TV show, I think that would be. yes that would be great let's write the script do a space detective let's pitch this to lucasfilm about a private detective in star wars times who who solves the murders of like huts and yeah and he's just like a human but he's a good detective yeah he's not like a jedi and he's not like a smuggler he's he's a private detective kind of do like a blade runner yeah he could even be like hired by someone you know but who's he really being hired come on right to himself he's got like a mysterious past which I'm sure at some point the disney executives would come in and be like oh you have to make he was a jedi at some point in his past yeah he's got to refer to this wife who you never see on camera ever and then you find out her tragic backstory later That'd be so awesome though. Imagine every episode opening with like some brutal Star Wars kind of murder. And then you see how they try to clean up the scene and everything. And then halfway through it switches through and now it's Columbo in space. Yeah. And you just, you play the character almost exactly like that. Maybe you get like Matt Berry. I don't know what he's doing or if he's ever been in anything Star Wars related, but he has, he did a voice in book of Boba Fett, I think. Oh, if he's just a voice, then you can get away with you. Yeah, you could still play on. Yeah, make him a wacky detective who yeah, who solves the murders of like, you know, resolves like gambling rackets and you know, and. yeah, look at this penguin solve a murder in the cantina. Think about all the different settings you can have, all the different characters he could visit to try to get more information. Yeah, you could have little cameos every now and again because the conceit of this would be it would be a weekly show that's not tied into a longer thing or trying to be like a seventeen hour movie or something. There's no like, maybe there might be like poker face, like there's an overall plot kind of, but like week to week it's just... story of the week like it so it's like intentional like you can just watch any episode yeah we gotta write this we gotta write this my pitch to you if anyone from Lucasfilm happens to Bonnie if you happen to be watching from the Lucas people put us in touch with I was reading Talladega Nights was pitched and sold with a six word pitch which was Will Ferrell is a NASCAR driver So our pitch would just be Columbo and Star Wars. Yeah, I think Columbo's weirdly experiencing kind of like a comeback. I think you could... And people people love those kinds of shows. And I don't know if there's a new show that's kind of Inga and I watched a lot when I was visiting her. We've been rewatching Psych. That's a great show. Oh, yeah. But just shows like that. Yeah. Where it's just like kind of a hokey murder happens. And and, you know, that's not really how the police and detectives work. And it's all just very simplified because it has to be a forty five minute program. But right. Well, they were going to make that Rangers of the New Republic series, which kind of sounded like it was going to be a more procedural type show. But then that lady went insane with the anti-vax messaging. They fired her. That's unfortunate. Okay, where are more of these little purple guys? Maybe playing this from the beginning was a bad idea. Oh, one of the purple guys is up here, maybe. Purple guys, purple guys. Well, not purple guys, but like the purple ring. I am... Purple ring, purple ring. I am in a mood tonight. There's that poll link, everyone. Get your votes in. We'll pick whatever we're going to play in about ten minutes. Poker Face Season Two is coming out. David Pinkston. Very excited. Oh my god. See, it's at this point that I would have already caved if I were playing by myself and just googled where all the rest of these guys are. The little purple guys. Okay, so there's one over here, maybe? Did she go full Roseanne Polaris? Because Roseanne, it took her a while to go fully insane. Even when you thought she was at her worst. She's like, nah. Nah. Hold up. And yet, like, I don't know. She shows up on those Kill Tony specials and stuff now, so I don't know if it works. Oh, God. That Tony Hinchcliffe guy is such a fucking ghoul. He looks like he's like Slappy the Dummy from Goosebumps, if it was a person. Who likes that guy? I don't understand it. Wait, I saw it. Danny says Natasha Lyonne is in the new Fantastic Four. Yeah. Oh, I was definitely going to play the thing's girlfriend. That could be funny. That new Fantastic Four movie does look pretty good. I'm the most excited for that that I've been since... I don't know. I guess the Deadpool movie was the last Marvel thing anybody cared about. Hey, Captain America made a lot of moolah. Yeah, but nobody has anything good to say about it. It's like the Batman vs. Superman made a lot of money, but... Well, that was just... I mean, come on. By the way, everyone, I urge you all to check out our website, dumb-industries.com. Oh my god, this is... j-po predicts fantastic four will suck I think maybe that franchise is just like cursed it's kind of like the watchman it's like it's unadaptable as a movie I think you can don't even bother right now you can I think there's just too many it's it's too big a property like too many cooks get involved and it always just ends up falling flat Okay, so there's one of these guys up here, but I can't get up here. I feel like I'm going crazy. Okay, can I not just climb up this? Oh, Righteous Gemstones is coming back. I think it's going to be the final season. Okay. Watchmen TV show was good, Polaros. But that was like a sequel. It wasn't... Obviously inspired by the original book, but... Does its own thing. Was it better than Doomsday Clock, the DC comics? I never read that, but... I mean, I was against the concept of this TV show, but you start watching it. It's really, really well done. Yeah, I've only ever heard good things about that show. Doomsday Clock, on the other hand, is a ridiculous comic book where Superman fights Dr. Manhattan, and it's revealed that Dr. Manhattan is the reason that the New Fifty-Two happened, that awful, weird little period where everybody was younger and edgier and had hip new armor. That was all Dr. Manhattan's fault. so watchmen yeah there was there's also like a new animated version of the watchmen yeah in two parts the problem is like they also did like a few years ago like a motion comic where it's like literally just the panels like dave gibbons artwork but they animated it and that was pretty cool and then this cartoon looks like it just kind of redid that it's kind of the same thing again Well, you've got to squeeze as much money out of Watchmen as you can. There's also a new... It's one story. It's one story. They did... I would understand spin-offs. Did you ever read before Watchmen, the DC Comics event, where it was like backstories for all the... No, how was that? Was it any good? Some of them were okay. Yeah, the Minutemen one is drawn and written by the guy who did DC New Frontier, which is a really good story. Oh. No purple guys over here. Oh my god, this is a nightmare. Maybe I should just load up a different game file, just play... I literally don't know where the hell any of these things are, and I'm... Big rig says the cartoon is basically the comic and sell shaded three D animation. Yeah. That's what it looked like. But I thought the motion comic was pretty cool. Cause it still had like voice actors doing all the voices. I didn't want, I didn't ever see that motion comic, but, uh, there was a couple others around that time they were trying to make happen. They, uh, like I want to say Iron Man extremist was done as a motion comic. I think I may have seen that, uh, the astonishing X-Men run written by Joss Whedon, uh, How do I get out of... Joss Whedon, who wrote the first X-Men movie, or wrote, like, two lines in that movie. I was just reminded of that because J-Po says... you know, when you have a movie with a lot of characters, it's hard to tell a story in ninety minutes. X-Men made it work by basically skipping as much backstory as possible. I know, it's like that first X-Men movie, it's like a hundred minutes long, and they managed to make, like, a really fun, coherent X-Men movie. Basically, everybody has something to do. I mean, like, Storm kind of gets left out a little bit, and everybody's characters are pretty milquetoast, and... I'm curious if I have a game file that's a little further along. Do you always play as Lonk? Oh, that one's Link. Here, this one's kind of toward the end of the game, if you want to... Yeah, let's play that. Because in five minutes, we're going to pick the... I'm sorry, I literally have no memory of what's... Oh yeah, this is like the end of the end of the game. Where I'm definitely going to get my ass kicked a thousand times. Uh... Wait, do I have enough hearts? That's always a question with us. I need to check. Oh my god, we have another donation here. I'm so sorry. It came in about fifteen minutes ago. Who from? From Matt and Jackie B. Oh, thank you, Matt and Jackie. Welcome. Jackie says, Happy Monday, Dumb Bros. Thanks for everything, and this is the best way to start off the week. Oh, thanks so much. Especially after a nine-hour travel day yesterday. Though Matt is still enjoying vacation on the East Coast. Request? Surprise me. Okay. Thank you, Jackie. That is so cool. Oh, and in the amount of four dollars and twenty cents, which is one of our very default payments, payment amounts you can choose. Very, very hip. Okay. Let me think here. Very hip. I'm hip. I know the lingo. I get it. did you see did you see the doctor in me did you see did you see jackie b and me did you see um uh what's a good impression we could do for jackie uh uh, here is, uh, the, uh, Jackie's name and putting that song, uh, what's it called? Like Louie, Louie or whatever, where, you know, it's like, uh, but it's, it's, it's gonna be Randy Newman. So it's, uh, it's like Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Randy, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Short people got, uh, Oh my God. Thank you, Matt and Jackie. I hope that that was trying to think or something. There's a bunch of impressions that we just don't do anymore. Cause we forgot about them trying to think. Yeah. I did a little Michael McDonald earlier. I think it'd been a hot minute since I did. I haven't, I've been trying to work on my Aaron Neville because I do love his, you know, like, uh, I can impersonate where my wife and I are watching the circle, the Netflix reality show, the circle. Yeah. I can do impressions of those people. I just don't think anyone would know what the hell I'm talking about, but I nail some of those, some of those people. I can also do Nick Lachey from, uh, some people might know Nick Lachey, right? Yeah. He was, he was married to Jessica Simpson at one point. Yeah. Nick Lachey. He's a cool guy, right? He's a cool guy. This is my Nick Lachey. Sup, guys? That's all he ever says. Every time he walks into a room, any show, he goes, Sup, guys? Alkanox, what is the circle? It's the greatest show ever made. Yeah, it's like they're talking like a mirror. They're isolated from each other and It's like ten people, they all live in apartments in the same building, but they don't actually ever come into contact with each other. All their communications through a social media app called The Circle, which is such bullshit. It's not actually, there's no way it's, it's not a social media platform. It's literally like they have someone typing everything. So it's like, it's all voice activated to make the show watchable. Cause you have all the people actually reading the comments, but it's a, here we go. Yeah, it's a weird show. Anyway, so yeah, they never see each other. But then, you know, if they get kicked off, they can go and visit someone. And, ooh, that someone may not be who they thought they were. They might be getting catfished. Oh, no. Anyway, the winner, the person who makes it, five people make it to the end. And then one person gets a hundred thousand dollars based on their rankings. We just finished season three. I watched some of that at some point in the past. Yeah, I don't remember anything else other than, like, yeah, that it was, yeah, the weird mirror thing. There's a guy named Joey Sasso in the first season. That's really all you need to know. Joey Sasso. There's one standout weirdo in every season of these shows. Yes. Oh, Danny. Yeah, Shuby. See, Danny watched the circle. Shuby. Shuby is like... He's just like the nicest guy you could ever meet, which makes it all the more... easy to just like talk like to hate on him like jen and I was like I fucking hate you but he's such a nice guy just like ah fucking hate him oh god how do I turn around uh I really should have played this last night and re-acclimated myself before doing oh nonsense anyway it's time for our poll Is it time for the nightly poll? Game over, man. Do you want to continue adventuring? Should I do it one more time? Nah. We've had enough of this. I promise I will play a little bit of this tonight. I've been playing a lot of Batman Arkham Knight, as you can see. I'm in Batman Find the Riddler mode. How far are you in that? I have ninety nine percent of that game basically. Arkham Knight. Yeah. I just have to find like forty more Riddler trophies and I have completely completed the entire game. I'm like at ninety nine of Arkham Knight and now I'm almost done with the story of Arkham City, but I'm nowhere. I didn't even start Arkham Knight yet. Anyway, these were our choices for tonight. I'll hit show results. What do you think it's going to be, Matt? We got TKO. I think it's going to be TKO. People really like that one. Rift Tracks, Quiplash, or Mario Kart. All blue shells. Let's see. TKO by two votes. All right. I'm awkwardly trying to relocate my keyboard. Fire this bad boy up. yeah so everybody goes to riff track or no not Jesus God jackbox.tv I think it's yeah but hold on I gotta um how do I do this oh yeah jackbox where are you there it is All right. This is going to be fun. Thank you so much for watching, everybody. Yeah, thanks for hanging out, everyone. Sorry, you're going to have to look at my face for a minute while I get this set up. Or you can look at Matt's face. There we go. Oh, no. Not that. Back to me. Matt. Matt or me. I got a cat. Got a cat here. All right, let's see. TKO. TKO. I'm trying to think of anything else interesting that's been going on. I kind of just laid around like a slug all weekend. I still have not heard back from McDonald's corporate as of yet. Oh, yeah. Did you file a formal complaint? I called them, but. Did you leave a message with management? I got a live person and everything. I don't I don't know what I was expecting to happen. I guess I just figured something would. But, you know. All right, Matt, I'm going to put the code in the chat for you. OK, so it's not. Chrome did some stupid update and now nothing works. God. Damn you, Chrome. OK. OK, hang on. Hang on, hang on tight. Uh, name down there. And, uh, did you put the code in the private chat? You said, Oh no, I did not. Sorry, Matt. Hold on. There you go. And I'm going to put the code in the chat for everyone as soon as Matt ends up there and you're in there. Now let's get this on screen and put the code in the chat. Everyone head to jackbox.tv and enter that code. Oh, wow. Wow, it always fills up so quickly. I love that. Wait, what's happening? Are they changing? Oh, they just you can tweak your your little guy in between. You can tweak your little guy. We all know how much I love a little guy. There we go. Been playing a lot of fall guys with Inga lately, and you get dressed up. You're dressing up. Your little guy is half the fun. It does absolutely nothing. It adds no benefit. And guys, if you didn't make it into the game, I think you could still be in the audience. Welcome to TKO. I am the tournament master. And just because I'm old doesn't mean I'm out of touch. Like those Budweiser frogs, right? Hilarious, huh? Becking you here to T-Shirt Island for one reason and one reason only. To engage in deadly t-shirt battle and maybe play some foosball with this guy. Okay, that's two reasons. One of the two. Let's, um... Maybe let's not draw any penises this time. Let's challenge ourselves. No pee-pees. No pee-pees. No wee-wees. Now every drawing is going to be gigantic. Those of you watching the tournament don't have to wait another hundred years to get in on the fun. Join the audience to submit suggestions and affect the game. Ugh, if that isn't a cry for help, I don't know what is. Uh, well... I've been listening to a lot. Over the weekend, I noticed they put all the Stone Temple Pilots and Tears for Tears catalog in Dolby Spatial Audio on Apple Music. That Tears for Tears stuff sounds great when it's all been remastered. I want to hear that. I don't care about Stone Temple Pilots. That's fine. Although, Stone Temple Pilots had some great songs, though. Big Bang Baby. Yeah, the album has, I think it's Tiny Songs. Yeah, Tiny Songs from the Vatican gift shop. That's something like that. That's a really good album. And they have sporadic good stuff in them. Did you watch the SNL's fiftieth anniversary thing? I'm so glad you asked. Yes. Do you have any thoughts? Opinions on it? I do, but I don't... We don't... This is a family show. That bad, huh? It's fine. Whatever. I love SNL as much as anyone. And... I have a lot of thoughts. Nothing is funnier than a good SNL sketch, right? Yeah. Nothing is more depressing than a bad SNL sketch. And there were some stinkers that night, I'll tell you. I don't know what's going on with me with some of these drawings. It's just what moved me in the moment. I'm trying to think if there's any other good comedian gossip that we've been talking about. We're both kind of obsessed with that video of that lady melting down. Is there anything else good like that going on right now? no um not that I know of people have a lot of thoughts on the snl special though gb and he liked the special eileen meno loves snl less than I do snl is good I mean everybody has their favorite kind of little eras and stuff and uh Well, that's the thing. It's like, the show, like, it's on... You can't doubt that they, you know, they find extremely talented actors and writers, but... It's also, like, it's a generational thing. Like, I love, you know, Chris Farley, Adam Sandler era. My dad can't stand that shit, you know? But he loves stuff in the two thousands. I don't know. I don't know, there's still good sketch comedy being made, but it just feels less and less like Saturday Night Live is so important for stuff like that when there's a thousand sketches off of I Think You Should Leave that I think are a thousand times better. Write something funnier, clever, or... Keep those slogans coming! Only seconds remain. Alright then. This game's gonna get really fun, everyone. Oh my god. I think my shirt's going to win. Oh, Scribbler Johnny says, I love Rachel Dratch, but I hate her Debbie Downer character. I thought that was one of the few really funny sketches on the fiftieth anniversary. Good. I hope you're ready. Let the tournament begin. All I know is that Paul McCartney played a set and he sounds so elderly now. Yeah. We are all orphans. I'm going to have to go with the scabies one. Just because orphans and stuff. Oh yeah, we are all orphans. There are quite a few moments of the SNL thing that were really funny. Kate McKinnon is in a sketch with Meryl Streep and that is hilarious. That was really funny. That was just total classic SNL. But then there were some real bombs. It was kind of depressing. All I know about that is that everybody who was there has got COVID now apparently. Oh really? And it's like every celebrity on the planet was there. Oh my god. Wow, what? That is stiff competition. I think I'm gonna give it to the Mr. Rogers one. That was pretty good. Oh my god. I might have to refresh the switch, because it's coming in a little weird. For the record, I drew the ghoul face on the left and I came up with the slogan on the right. So, uh, Oh, that's good now. Whoa. Oh my God. I love the drawing on that though. Holy is that a, is it wearing a thong? It looks that way. Yeah, that is a great. That's like what my skin looks like when I wear a swimsuit. Like, I just kind of am that white and I just blind everybody. It looks like the shirt on the right looks like something that a skateboarder in two thousand and five would have worn. I would have worn that. We were right down the middle. Interesting. Nice. Well done, Danny. Good job. Oh, yes. You guys are great. Now, is that implying that George Clooney is he's got like a gambling addiction? He can't stop playing blackjack. Is this like is this implying that inside George Clooney's head, it's like a being John Malkovich esque situation where there's people controlling him? Wow. Danny's killing him versus it's a pretty great combination. Macho man, Randy Newman. That's awesome. Love it. Have you watched any of that new Spider-Man cartoon yet? No. Should I? I watched one. It was alright. Because, you know, like, nothing groundbreaking. It's kind of like a neat alternate MCU. It's like it is the MCU, but it's not. It's kind of weird. I'll watch. Maybe I'll watch that with Dylan or something. As long as you don't think about it too much, you know. Wow. Wow. They're looking up. Yeah, they're looking up as if they're screaming to God himself. Why? Why not? Why no penises? Why no penises? That was basically the plot of that first Wonder Woman movie, wasn't it? Like the whole island she was from. They were just like, Mamma Mia, why a no penis? They were all Italian also. In Wonder Woman? Yeah. They were like, Mamma Mia, there's a no penis. You forgot to go with a Chris Pine. Oh, right. I won that one. Nice. Oh, the JFK shirt was dethroned. Fight each other. I love that drawing. It's so cute. It's definitely not a penis or anything. Oh, yeah. It is a penis, isn't it? God damn it. Well, you fooled me. Well, legal enough, it's a creature of some kind, I guess. I will say, if yours looks like that, please go to a doctor. Also, I made that drawing. Which one? Oh, the legal enough one. That's so great. Oh, here we go. Against Danny. Oh, I need a breather. Let's take a training break. It's training day. Drawing. My name is Simon, and I like to do drawings. Hmm. Do I have the color brown? Uh-oh. Matt, what are you doing? Oh my god. So stupid. I don't know. I don't even know. I don't even know. My other slogan didn't even make it out here. The other ones that I typed were Jar Jar Binks did nine eleven. And then I also tell you out of time is about to expire. Titties and beer. That was the other one that I wrote out. Write something. I think that's maybe the most deranged thing I've ever typed. Uh... That timer's not for decoration. Finish quickly! The second gauntlet is upon us, and the withered hand of Lady Luck has shuffled your drawings and slogans. Begin your new shirt design now. Uh, mine was perfect. The drawing, I think, was completely unrelated, but it matched up so perfectly with the slogan. It's like that classic editing test that they tell you about in film school where you cut from one thing and then do something unrelated. You can match them together. It's one of those. Gauntlet two. Oh, my God. incredible I really like the ninja turtle hold on who did that hey danny yeah I'm only getting two two art pieces as well but it could just be because there's so many of us playing yeah I think that has to do with it I love the idea that you get a colonoscopy by just someone putting on a giant condom. Just fucking in the ass. Colonoscopy. Well done, J-Po. you know what that one has my name in it I'm easy to please I'm going with that one but the other one also references this is true maybe that's how we'll get out into mainstream twitch better if we you know tag this with a you know hashtag colon health or something like that we'll get like all the colon non-profits to frequent our programming And maybe all these people commenting aren't commenting about me, they've just, the algorithm and their interest in colon and rectal health has brought them here. Yeah! That's, that's good. Those look like something I saw in my sleep after I took too many Benadryl one night. Danny says they do a very sexy video and she better get to be seen. I hope that as well. Oh, man, little little little little little. What is happening? Oh, yeah, it's it's it's weird. Oh, there it goes. It went dark. Now we're back. Now we're back. A new channel? It sure has some staying power. Oh, I love that little face. Big face, I should say. That's kind of what Tom Selleck looks like now, if you've ever seen what Tom Selleck looks like. His face has just kind of gotten bigger around his face. Do your parents still watch Blue Bloods? I don't know if that shows on anymore, but they weren't watching it until pretty recently. Yeah, and they always make fun of... Because, yeah, his head's getting giant, and he wears glasses a lot in that, and they look like when you put glasses on Mr. Potato Head, how they kind of, you know, don't fit correctly. A new challenger appears. Nice. Oh, there it is. Oh my god. Who did that drawing? It's so cool. I think that's Danny's. It's gotta be. Danny's so good with this. I bet you both of these are Danny's. Oops. Rude me, baby. Again, that kid on the left has my exact skin tone and complexion, just blindingly white. penguin's parents watch blue bloods till the bitter end yeah that show is the most complicated it's only made types of shows it's made for parents you have to be a parent to enjoy it Parents love those CBS-type dramas that are kind of like NCIS and The Law and Orders to a lesser extent. Oh, my God. It looks like Michael Fishman, the kid from Roseanne. Oh, I thought that was referencing Tom Arnold. That's where my brain went at first. Well, I was just reading the other day about how Michael Fishman... He hates Roseanne. He didn't side with her at all, so they hate each other. I think. That situation with that show is so weird. Is that still going? Yeah. The Connors? It's like in season six or something. That is nuts. All right. Yeah. Roseanne did nothing. Roseanne did nothing wrong in marrying Tom Arnold. You know what's a great movie with Tom Arnold? That's got to be another Danny drawing, right? I've Laid Semen. That's like the name of a cannibal corpse album. You would have a picture of like a corpse, like, you know. Just semen oozing out of it. Yeah. Or he'd be like, I don't know, just like, I'll cover it all. I don't know. Razor's Edge says, Hit and Run is a good movie with Tom Arnold. You know it's a good movie with Tom Arnold. True lies. I was just about to say that. Yeah, that movie rocks. That movie's so good. And I can't think of another good Tom Arnold movie. Well done, guys. Wait. So it's come to this, the final gauntlet. Only the strongest shirts from the previous round will compete. And only one will come out alive. Versus... A tower of... Are we voting on which is more revolting or which we'd rather wear? I think the one we'd rather wear is... Just, you know, overall best. Yeah. Yeah, what exactly is that creature on the right? It's like... It's like a little gnome. It's like an old gnome with giant testicles. Versace? why god why no penises salva adams these teas are all about fluids and excrement yep on brand we we did this I'm so sorry this is all this is all my fault Oh wow. Danny makes a good point. I like how the fifth person in the drawing is so concerned. The only one without a smile. They might be the only one that sees it coming. They're the only one who realizes that God does not hear their prayers or their cries for mercy. Oh, Danny. Winner. Wow. Winning design. I'm glad I could see you all compete in this tournament before I die. We should sell that in the store. I did that, Homer. Matt did the slogan. That's funny. We should sell that in the store. Yeah, that won't get us in trouble with Disney. In like three different ways. With the Groening estate, the Kennedy estate, or the Rogers estate. And the JFK estate. Yeah. Kennedy's will come after us, man. And the Rogers. That shirt will upset everyone. Maybe we should make that. Get us on the news. We'll see how far we can ride our First Amendment rights. It's all clearly satirical. Yeah, it's a terrific time for that. Well, the courts are in upheaval. Now's our time to be the, you know, what's the word I'm looking for? We can be like the standard setters in this new era of just, you know, whack bullshit. Anyway, I don't know what I'm saying anymore. Thanks for playing, everybody. This has been a great time. Always fun. Always a good time. We'll be back. I'm going to, tonight, figure out the controls to the Skyward Sword and try to remember where the fuck I was at a little bit better, and then we'll... We'll be picking up where you left off tonight, next week, APM Eastern, right here on Twitch. I really thought I could drop in on that better. I beat the entire game in between when we played the first time and then this time again, so I thought I'd be able to pick it up and go a bit better. It's all about the hang, Matt. We're all here just to hang. We did have a good hang. We did indeed have that, but... As a Zelda nerd, I will deliver some Zelda-ness. Oh, Master Torgo, resubscribe. Thirteen months in a row. Thank you, guys. Those are awesome. Who else here? Thank you so much, everybody. Thanks to Femsi Grimm and your Party of Five for rating us earlier. Yes, thank you, Party of Five. Thank you, Scott Wolf. Let's see. Scribbler Johnny, thank you. Subscribe for six months. You guys rule so hard. Tomorrow night, Mary Jo Peel Show right here on Twitch at APM Eastern. It's Ask Us Anything. Yeah. Mary Jo and I are going to go live, and we've already got some questions ready to go. We've got... We're going to be paying attention to the live chat. Hit us up on blue sky. Hit us up in discord. Yeah. Join the dumb discord server. The next movie, Joe Knight movie is going to be all that good stuff. Oh yeah. We've got polls. Everyone. Jay Poe. Can I ask I anything? I guess I could. Um, what was I going to put in the chat here? Okay. uh yeah let's uh who should we raid oh dumb weird is live okay okay and over here I think I'm gonna turn on if you uh did not catch dr strange the other night uh I will be replaying that so dr strange so by the time the pre-show kicks off for you know ends for that it should be around the time it was wrapping up so you can come here after and catch the movie so We should always end with this music. It's very triumphant. I still think we need to end with the SNL saxophone fanfare. Oh, let's do that for Mystery Hour. All right, everyone. See you next week. Night, everyone.

It’s Monday and Matt is studying for his bar exam or something, so Chris takes it upon himself to host the very first-ever SOLO edition of Super Dumb Bros. (aka Super Dumb Bro)! For the third week in a row, Chris plays Grand Theft Auto III and gets murdered slightly less than usual. Then, Chris hosts a fun round of RiffTrax: The Game with viewers!

It’s another Monday which means only one thing: The Super Dumb Bros. are here to make the day suck less! Matt & Chris revisit Liberty City the second week in a row to watch Chris actually complete a few missions! Then it’s back to another hilarious round of Tee K.O. that proves members of the Dumb community are mostly deviants, just the way we like it.

Matt & Chris are back with an all-new Super Dumb Bros. as Chris plays the legendary open world game GRAND THEFT AUTO III and gets brutally murdered at least several times throughout the night. Then the two dudes play the Jackbox game Tee K.O., which predictably involves butts and 9/11. Come back next week for PART TWO of our Grand Theft Auto III run!

Transcript:

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These are the two sides of the same problem. When you drink too much alcohol, El alcohol te toma a vos. Citea. Sistema Teleeducativo Argentino. Merry Christmas. Happy Hanukkah. Gruanza. Amitofo. Merry Christmas from Burn Fonk Insurance! Have you ever wanted someone to take care of? Someone who needs lots of cuddling and affection? Someone you can give your love to? Well, that someone is Little Miss No-Name. She's the doll who needs more loving care than any doll you've ever had. Look, she has a tear on her cheek. Little Miss No Name is sad because she doesn't have a pretty dress. She doesn't have any shoes. She doesn't even have a name. But she does have big brown eyes. Most of all, Little Miss No Name has a heart filled with love. Give her a kiss and hold her close. Take your comb and make her hair look pretty. Little Miss No Name needs a home and all the love you can give her. You'll find Little Miss No Name standing in a snowstorm box at your toy store. 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That's what I like the most about it. According to legend, little folks know, Hills is where the toys are. Hills Toy Layaway. Just come to come down, a small service cart lays away toys, little and large. Hundreds of toys, express layaway too. So layaway is even easier for you. Remember, Hills Toy Layaway. One reason they're different, and why they say, Hills is where the toys are. At low prices, every day. The Lakers are looking for a big man. Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday comes again. Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday comes again. Just squeeze. Just squeeze, just squeeze. Please, please, please. Just squeeze, just squeeze, just squeeze. Just squeeze, just squeeze. Please, please, please. Just squeeze. New Just Squeezed. Squeezed every day for a taste as fresh as you can get. Oh, nice pear. It's orange. This has been a nice time for me. This year I have made fifty-five years teaching in this town. And for the students on this show tonight, go to the First United Methodist Church. That includes me. I'm with Frisch and I Methodist Church. Reverend Jones, Bill Jones, opened our show last time, and he's not here tonight. So John Dacre's here, Bob Spencer, Michelle Casey, and I all go to Frisch and I Methodist Church. So John is going to sing a song that's very popular nowadays, and it's Christ the Lord is Risen Today, and he's going to do a mora too, okay? My name is John Dacre. The Lord is risen today, hallelujah Sons of men and angels say, hallelujah To your voice and triumphs, hallelujah To your voice and triumphs When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a moray. It's a moray Bells will ring, ting-a-ling-ling, ting-a-ling-ling And the bell will ring, moray It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a moray It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a moray Mmm, you shine so, mmm, that you're in love, and you know that you feel so amore to me, but you see back in old Napoli, that's amore. Ho, ho, home invasion. It's the Mendez brothers. The Winklevoss twins. Santa stole the idea of Facebook from them. These two seem to know that Santa's in the living room. Look out, Santa. They'll see you. I mean, how can they miss him? They'll see him through the door. Why, of course, Santa can handle this. All he has to do is use the magic dreaming powders prepared by Mr. Merlin. Stripper glitter. And it isn't long before our two little stay-a-plates are sleeping soundly... Hey, that hurt. By the way... Meanwhile, Pitch can't escape the funny oboe music. Oh won't you come and join us? Oh won't you come and join us? That was weird. I'll tell the world. Go ahead. That was weird. Weird. Weird. Weird. Oh no, Emperor Palpatine's here to see him now. The fate of the future. Am I right? You and your rebel friends are about to... I am here to teach you the meaning of Christmas. What is this place? Your lightsaber. Why am I here? It's dark and... I think you and your friends will find solstice fully operational. Is this mine? I think... His name is Jesus Cleese. Jesus Cleese. When you guys choose the paintings, they always seem to fit. We're coming into some difficult times, I think, and I'd like to thank the... The guy in office right now just pissed off a whole lot of people. To me, I don't know, it just kind of feels a little bit empowering in a time when I don't feel like I have much control over much of anything at the moment. So I have control over this. I can do this. You know, that's... That's funny you said that, because when I was painting her the first time, I was thinking the same thing. She looked kind of queenly. Majestic, you know? I have found this, though, and this might be useful to you as you start the new year. I have found that six or seven donuts first thing in the morning really curbs my appetite. Well, until breakfast, of course. I tease. I tease donuts. But did you know that scientific studies have found that sugar as an addiction is worse than heroin. Yes, worse than heroin. So I'm going to transition to heroin and then ease off that. I tease heroin. If I were a gorilla, la la la la la I'd eat me a banana, na na na na na I'd live in a treehouse and swing on a vine But one thing is sure, I would love ya Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya And if I were a tuba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba All I'd do is hum pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa I would take a big breath and I would march in a band But one thing is sure, I would love ya Ya-ya-ya-ya, ya-ya-ya-ya what's up what's up what's up hey everybody Welcome, everyone. Hi. Hey, hey, hey. Hi. Hi, everybody. Hello. Welcome. Hello, computer. Hello. Hello. Okay, computer. Computer. Happier. Welcome everyone to Super Dumb Brothers, the retro gaming live stream from Dumb Industries. I'm Chris Gersbeck. I'm Matt. That's Matt over there. I'm Matt. Tonight, we're going to be playing some Grand Theft Auto III, which we've never done on this stream before. I'm Matt. uh yes we're gonna be playing grand theft auto three that is ai tonight just experimenting seeing maybe it might be you know cost effective way to take take a night off you know just let uh I'm just gonna be strung together from existing clips from other shows it's gonna be like uh remember when they fired the guy that played chef on south park and then they had just two episodes where they just strung together like other clips of him from other shows and that was amazing I think he was pretty upset about that too. Yeah, it was one of those things where it's like because they made fun of Scientology and then everyone thought that he got mad and quit, but then it turned out that Scientology quit the show for him or something. Right, it was something weird like that. It was something weird. Anyway. But yeah, tonight... Grand Theft Auto III, man, I played this game in college so much. It's kind of unbelievable. I wish I had a record to see how many hours I actually put into Grand Theft Auto III. I don't really remember. I never was a big Grand Theft Auto person. Growing up, we were very kind of just like Sega, Nintendo kind of people. We never really did the... I had a first-generation Xbox, which I had a handful of games for, but... after that I kind of was playing in terrible punk bands and you know and getting like setting off fireworks and like you know back alleys and weird crap like that engaging in illegal cockfighting rolling dice so I didn't have much time for video gaming so I'm very curious to watch this Ultra Deadhead asked, did I get all the hidden packages? No, I don't think I ever went around and got all the hidden packages. I've got a hidden package for you. Oh, Matt, this is a family program. No, actually, when I selected that we were playing Grand Theft Auto III, I had to add that it's a mature game on Twitch. Required. So you've got to be a certain age to watch this. We're checking IDs at the door. Yes, everyone. Make sure to have your ID or your passport ready before you watch this stream. Step through the metal detector. Before we get too far, too, I just want to say I ran out to grab some drinks before the stream like I usually do and on a chair outside my apartment. I'm reckoning they're giving this away. In New York, you just find weird shit by the side of the road sometimes and people are giving it away. I found this. What is that? Hold on, I'm going to full screen you so I can get a better look at this. It's like a weird Aztec Medusa head thing. If I die mysteriously after tonight's stream, blame it on this. It kind of looks like the mask from The Mask. It does, yeah. The one that Mystery Science Theater did, not the Jim Carrey one. Oh, I was thinking the Jim Carrey one. Oh, I guess it does look like that too. I thought you were talking about the older The Mask that... But yeah, look at how just freaky this thing is. It is pretty freaky. It's giving me like a remember on the Brady Bunch when they found that like tiki necklace and then a bunch of bad stuff started happening to all of them. I'm afraid that it's going to be a situation like that. Yes. So if I ever get to where I'm emotionally overwhelmed during tonight's show, I'm just going to put this over my face so you can't see how overwhelmed I am. I love it my sunglasses on top again matt is being portrayed by ai tonight trying this out uh yeah it works you know we'll be able to do live streams even if matt is uh on the road or in jail whatever having a medical emergency you know which is becoming more and more these days unfortunately uh no it's uh yeah I don't know don't know yeah and also yeah we're playing grand theft auto and I don't know if you can tell from uh the uh the lax tone I'm setting tonight but we're uh this is just kind of our hangout stream so we just hang out there's no real itinerary uh you know no real agenda of topics we're looking to address we're just chillaxing hanging out uh so if y'all got things you want to talk about uh type in the chat uh and we're also doing our live shout outs like we always do so uh We are, and we've already... And also, yeah, just to remind folks, I just want to remind folks, you can watch tonight's program completely ad-free. 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I have, against my better judgment, decided to become more active in the Discord. Against my better judgment. We were discussing Batman, so here's Randy Newman singing the Batman theme, incorporating Mandog's name. Do do do do do do do do ba do ba do ba do ba man dog. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do man dog. Do ba do do do do do Randy do da do da do da man dog. Man dog. Thank you, man dog. Okay. Thank you, Mandog. Mandog is watching. Pink Batman. Yeah, we discussed Pink Batman. We discussed how Batman wears a variety of weird costumes in the fifties, including a pink one and a zebra stripe one. all right we got a couple more here I'm going to start the game now I've been playing this past few weeks sporadically so yeah so we're not starting straight from the beginning no I think I'm about on this I'm a little more than halfway through the story okay I think so what is the basic story I'm not a big grand theft auto person I played the one that was all about russian people who call each other cousin that was grand theft auto force I know I know that one so what's this one So now Grand Theft Auto III starts. You're a nameless character. You never even speak. You're just some guy with a leather jacket. And the game starts. You're being taken to prison, and then someone busts you out of prison. You and this guy, I believe his name is Eightball. He... I wonder what he does yeah he he's all you know he's also going to prison with you but you both escape and then he you take he takes you down to uh liberty city which is new york he's basically just new york city uh they and he gets you set up with the mafia okay italian mafia so that's like kind of how it starts so this is like scarface kind of it's like a rags to riches exactly moving up through organized crime it's basically just Scarface. Now, I've already pissed off the Italian Mafia, the Yakuza, the drug Mexican, or the Colombian drug cartel. So they're all trying to kill me now. The Shriners, the Masons, the Jehovah's Witnesses. Let me get our bed music turned off. Yeah, get that down, and I gotta get my cat off my desk. And I will be, since Chris is playing this, I will be manning the chat tonight, so... If you got something to say, you gotta say it to me. Gotta turn this up a little bit. Is that better? It's a little better, yeah. I'm trying to think of who that guy reminds me of. So there's a lot of celebrity voices in this game. I believe Ray Liotta is. He may be in the second one, the Vice City one. I know in one of them Axl Rose plays the DJ. I can't remember which one. Oh, look at that running action. That's... Just get in anybody's car. No, this is my car. Oh, yeah, that is your car. Alright. So now playing this on switch, the downside of playing it on switch, I played this on PS two back in the day. Uh, but switch doesn't have like analog, uh, triggers. Okay. And you used to be able to control the cars a lot easier by just like putting a little bit of gas on the gotcha on there, but it just like, you're either hitting the gas or yeah. And the steering isn't as fluid. Yeah, because you have to steer with the Fisher-Price toys that are the Switch controller. I'm sending one of my controllers in. Oh, nice. I need to do that with some of mine. I always just didn't have the patience, and I would just buy new Joy-Cons, so I have... It's incredibly easy. You just have to go online, start a case, and mail it in. I've got, like, five working left Joy-Cons, and then, like, one working right Joy-Con. So I gotta get one of these drug cartel bands. He runs like I do. Did you just throw Crocodile Dundee out of that? I sure did. All right, now I got to get to the airport. Morbo says, a lot of swaying back and forth during conversations. Yeah, the way that they animated those, like, old three characters, it was like they all make it look like he's alive. So he's just kind of, they're like a nineteen thirties cartoon. However, nineteen thirties cartoon is like, you know, always bouncing up and down kind of. I also like the cars just kind of bounce off each other like... like they're all made of rubber. Yeah. This is like playing Arkham City for the Switch with the Batmobile. It's about the same level of graphics and everything. Basically. That's what I've been playing a lot lately. This is actually remastered. I mean, the original graphics, well, first of all, it was in four three. So they made a widescreen and then they touched up the graphics a little bit too. Okay. It's not a huge upgrade. I was going to say, like, how improved is this over the PS two version being as it's on Switch? It's pretty upgraded. Okay. It definitely looks better than I remember it playing. Okay. Now, I think I just have to take out this yacht. Yeah, I have been playing Arkham City like a motherfucker lately. Oh, God. Oh, I failed. Damn it. You failed by just getting out of the car? They saw me. Oh. All right, let's try this again. See, like, the few times I did play these games, I never actually did the missions. I always just fucked around and just, like, you know, got in trouble. I mean, if I can't beat, you know, a mission tonight, that's pretty much what I'm going to do. We're just going to fuck around. I am cool with that. I'm just going to drive around. Now, I never played a lot of Grand Theft Auto, but I did play Simpsons Hit and Run, which is like, what if Grand Theft Auto was The Simpsons? And that's a wonderful game. Yeah, I never played that, but I've heard good things. Oh, so good. One of these days, I'm going to have to bring my GameCube up from South Carolina, where I have the GameCube, just for that. This is the other annoying thing about the Switch version is... Well, I think it's just the game in general. Something they improved in later entries is, like, if you fail a mission, you have to start all the way from, like, where you last began. So in later entries, if you fail the mission, you just go, like, right back to the beginning of the mission. I wouldn't have to do all this driving to get a new car. Like, the auto saves a little better and all that kind of stuff. Yeah. But I mean, this game was like pretty ahead of its time. Yeah. Oh, I remember when it came out because I my because like I never had like got into the PlayStation stuff. My cousin did. So I definitely played like the first two Grand Theft Auto was a fair bit. The top down ones. Oh, those were interesting. Yeah, those are kind of silly. So this I remember when it came out, it was like, oh, this is the future of gaming. Like, holy shit. Fuck you, Crocodile Dundee. Yeah, so now this is a Colombian cartel car. This is what the Colombian cartel drives. It's like a Jeep Wrangler. So the soundtrack is just all Scarface, basically. I was about to start singing this song earlier. You know. everyone's shooting at me I've pissed off everyone so if I get into any gang territory they just start firing guns at me this is basically what it feels like to be Eric Adams right now you just go around New York and just everybody hates you and they all want you dead oh I forgot to say we got a couple more shoutouts here oh okay next one comes from our good friend Morbo thank you Morbo thanks bud Morbo says, keeping in the spirit of tonight, Gollum sings, get out of my dreams, into my car. That's a good one. Oh, I could totally do that. Here, let me do that. I know the chorus to all of these, but I'm trying to... But the chorus to that one's pretty short, as I recall. So, here we go. All right, so... Get out of my dreams. Get into my car, Morbo. Get out of my dreams. Get in the backseat, Morbo. Get into my car. Yeah. Lady driver walking down the road. Who's that lady? I'll be the one shine on you. Thank you, Morbo. While you're at the screen, what's the next one? I need to open the square thing. I've got... Yeah, you really do, Matt. No, I'm just joking. I haven't shown you how to do that yet. Okay. Next one comes from Matt and Jackie B. Matt and Jackie, thank you. You guys are the best. Check out Jackie's Etsy shop. She's got some custom dumb merch on there you can only get. Yeah. Our only official third-party licensor. okay so let me just pause a second read this uh matt could gollum tell me where to find the video from the bumper where the lady is playing the piano and people are trying to sing my google foo is failing love you guys which one was that I was I was retrieving drinks during this was um a video from the bar the lady's playing the piano I don't know, because I put on the pre-show, and then I just ran and ate dinner real quick. Yeah, we've been using older pre-shows for this. Let me... Give me some more context in the chat, because it's not the lady at the piano. It wasn't the My Name is John Dacre one, was it? I'm trying to think of what we're thinking of, preciouses. Oh, it's the church one, so that's... Is it the guy singing Matsumura really badly? Or the Go Tell It On The Mountain one? Okay, yeah, so I believe people were saying this, it was the John Decker one. Okay, so if you go on YouTube, Preciouses, and type in my name is John Decker, that's D-O-K-E-R, that video will come up. So, uh, so precious is a jacket. I hope that that's helpful because yeah, he'll slings, he'll slings. That's a big pizza pile. That's some more. He doesn't remember the words. You're in love. yeah yeah that one's uh my name is john dacre that's a great I've I've known that about that video for a while back when I was still uh doing a youth group praise band which takes me back a while we used to play that video and pre-shows for that before service started so uh so that weird video predates uh my abandonment of religion so I had to eject the cat from the dumb industry studios. You're in love. I hope that I answered your question and that was sufficient for your donation. Thank you so much, Matt and Jackie. We love you. I feel like we're in Run Lola Run now with this music playing. You can change the stations. Flashback's my favorite because it's all the Scarface. Yeah. Someone needs to make a Run Lola Run video game where you're just a lady with red hair just running. That movie's amazing. I haven't seen it. That is a great movie. Yeah. You know what video game had a lot of great music I've been thinking about lately? The Tony Hawk video games. Oh, yeah. I mean, that introduced a lot of music, basically. Yeah, no, I mean, that's, like, a lot of people. Wasn't Dave Hill telling us about that, that, like... Tony Hawk never really made any money until the Tony Hawk video games came out, and then, like, that's where he made all this money. Pretty much, yeah. Like, I mean, like, I think he was doing all right, but, yeah, that's when he became, like, you know... I think he's even been on podcasts saying that he went to a meeting with the game developers and they slid him a check for the most money he's ever seen in his life across the table during that dinner. I wish something like that would happen to me. I know. Maybe someone will make a dumb industries video game based on our lives. in careers just me and my messy apartment just having anxiety attacks while trying to put together three shows you've got to put together this pre-show for tonight but you're having an anxiety attack over something weird going on with your teeth can you put off demons inside to get your work done Matt if anyone has any advice on how to beat this mission I'll take it What I also remember about the Tony Hawk video games is after they came out, everybody and their uncle who was like an extreme kind of sports person tried to make a video game and none of them were really, really owned up to it, to the Tony Hawk games. Yeah, what exactly are you doing? I'm supposed to kill this dude, but like... So the guy with the arrow over him, you gotta kill him, but you can't do that until you get out of the car, right? Or can you just run him over? Well, I can just like run him over, but when I did that last time, they blew my car up and I just died immediately. Can you not just get out and just like sneak up on him? Can you like pull a Batman and just kind of like, you know? I don't think so. So you know what, he's shooting at me, aren't you? Just ram him! Ram him! Yeah! Oh, but I can't get out of the car. That's the problem. Okay, so just run him over and then... And then keep driving. And then just keep going. Pull a... What was it? Did Halle Berry do that? Didn't she have, like, a weird hit-and-run thing? Halle Berry. I know, uh... Brandy did. Okay, we'll pull a Brandy, then. We'll just do that. Uh... Pull a Matthew Broderick. Oh, that's... Yeah, nobody really talks about that. He is... Well, he's famously clever. I imagine he's walked out of... Oh, sorry, lady. I imagine he's walked out of several interviews because they asked him about this. He's like, okay, I'm out of here. Remember that time you killed a lady? Okay. There we go. It's like that. I've talked about this before in another stream that that Norm Macdonald interview where he brings up how Tim Allen went to prison during the interview. And it's the only time I've ever seen that address the interview because Norm's like, so you've been to prison before, right? And Tim Allen's just like, thanks for bringing that up. And you got any advice for people if they go to prison? Give me your car, buddy. Oh no. Did he just call you a gringo poppy? Is he a Brendan Schaub fan? fucking raven I'm not even trying to run people over it just happens that's part of the fun of those games you just randomly run people over I like when you almost hit that lady a bit ago you then apologize to the imaginary lady on your you're like oh sorry lady I'm like you're such a nice guy chris apologizing to computer generated ladies hey what if what if ai has feelings we don't know yet All right, so my strategy here is I'm just going to run this dude over there. Is that Gaff at Kodo? Okay, I see what I can do. Okay, checking out the chat. Dan Wally says Laura Bush killed another driver. Yeah, oh yeah, I remember that. Yeah, get him, get him, ram him. Oh! I was so close. You're on the right track. Yeah. Maybe you have to just hit that one guy and then just whip around and then hit all the other people maybe, and that'll keep them from blowing you up. But they blow it up immediately. But you're trying to drive away from them, so maybe if you just whip around immediately and go at them. I love that we're strategizing how to kill a large group of people. If anybody in the chat has any strategy for how to murder a large group of people without exiting an automobile, please sound off. Why did I get a star for getting in my own car? I am curious. Mom says The Simpsons did an amazing Tim Allen prison joke. I don't remember that one. I wouldn't put it past him. Mitchell says Randy Newman hit and run. I don't know. Caitlyn Jenner did kill someone with her car. Oh, yeah. Rebecca Jayhart. Danny says, and yet Matthew Broderick's greatest crime was marrying Sarah Jessica Parker. I don't know about that. I'd say his greatest crime was being in... I don't know, that musical of the producers? I never really dug that. Inspector Gadget? Oh, Inspector Gadget. Good call. Yeah, that sucks. Oh, and the Godzilla... Oh, yeah. Oh, wait. I pipped the wrong car. You're in the mystery mission. Matt, why did you stop? Oh, that guy's dead. Good. Yeah, that American Godzilla was real bad. Inspector Gadget, that was another movie where I remember the marketing for it was everywhere, and I was so excited for it as a kid, and then it was just shit. That was like the beginning of people not getting too hyped up about summer movies anymore. Yeah. Because that one sucked. And then the next year, I think the episode one came out. Oh, yeah, all around the same time. Somewhere in my parents' house, I have McDonald's at the time. McDonald's used to have great Happy Meal toys, and they had all the body parts to Inspector Gadget that did different things. Like, you could get the leg, and it was like a water gun, and his arm was one of those extendable grabber things. And when you put them all together, it made like a Voltron of a Matthew Broderick Inspector Gadget, and I have the whole Inspector Gadget somewhere in my parents' house. I need to find that before they move away. All right, let's see. There used to be so many good Happy Meal toys. McDonald's Happy Meal toys suck now. I went with my nieces to McDonald's when I was back home, and they had Sonic and Knuckles toys, and it was like some shit you would get out of a Cracker Jack box. It's impossible. Someone has played this game a million times. Tell me how to do it. Do you want me to get on and try to find a walkthrough? Oh, someone's saying, Chris, shoot from your window on the opposite side. Oh. See, that's what I was saying. I didn't know that you could shoot inside the car. I think I've got to stop at the gun store. There's no gun hold laws in Liberty City. Oh, no. You can walk around with a rocket launcher. Oh, yeah. Wise Twin Sailor says the Looney Tunes toys had DC superhero costumes. I have the Taz with the Flash costume somewhere in my parents' house, too. That's a good call. Inga got me a while back for Christmas, or maybe it was around Halloween, I don't remember exactly, but she found on eBay all of the McDonald's gangs with the little Snap-on costumes that went with them, like the Ronald McDonald with the Snap-on Frankenstein costume, and Grimace with the Snap-on Ghost costume, and Birdie has like a pumpkin costume, and it all comes in the, and it came with the Happy Meal box from that time too, so it was, I guess that was Halloween when she got me that. Because I always think of when I think of Happy Meal Halloween toys, I think of those Nuggets with the costumes, which are great. And I also have all those in my parents' house somewhere. But the McDonald's gang with the costumes are kind of a... They're lesser known, but they're very cool. So many great Happy Meal toys. It's not cool, I guess, to market to children overly with your... with your greasy hamburgers and stuff anymore, but... Those were good times, though. Those were good times, yeah. Burger King used to be great, too. Burger King has fallen off the hardest of any of the fast food restaurants. Like, every Burger King now has, like, the vibe of, like, a rest stop gas station. It's like... I remember when I was a kid, like, I remember the Wild Wild West movie with Will Smith had, like, sunglasses you could buy from Burger King, and they were nice-ish sunglasses for coming from Burger King, and they looked like Jim West sunglasses. Good times. Especially corn. What's the story with that anyway? Gladlo, I'm deadly serious now. Uh, checking out the chat. He's got a cake knife, so those nuggets fucked. Yeah, those McDonald's nuggets were great. Someone needs to, like, make an Etsy store where they just make new clothes for those nuggets that you can just buy and then dress them up in different things. Though all the nuggets were slightly different shapes, so they didn't... The costumes weren't, like, one-to-one interchangeable, but... But yeah, I had a ghost nugget and one with a spider costume. That was pretty cool. There's a cowboy one. All sorts of nuggets. Master Torgo says, Popeyes is delicious. Actually, good food. Chicken is amazing. I like the Popeyes chicken sandwich a fair amount. I have to stop eating there, though, because there for a while, I was going through a phase where I just... You know, I'd be, like, working and doing stuff for these during the day, and I'd do the stream that I wouldn't get around, like, going out to eat till late, and then the Popeyes was the only thing that was open super late in my neighborhood, so I was just eating, like... a whole ass chicken sandwich and like a giant thing of mashed potatoes at like midnight one in the morning and then just having like the worst diarrhea of my life so I uh I haven't eaten at Popeyes in a second that's a meat problem though that's not a good problem I'm a thirty four year old man I shouldn't be shoving fried chicken into my face at twelve thirty at night and then laying down to go to sleep and then I wonder why I have all these digestive problems and I'm needing to go see a GI doctor and stuff now did you do it? I think I did it. Now what do I have to do? Necklace driving unlocked. But it doesn't say you completed the mission. Oh, no. Now dump the car. Okay. Gotta dump the car. Danny says, that's a shame. Popeyes is very pro-Sandal. Yeah, Popeyes has never given me shit. What I love about Popeyes is... And there's a lot of restaurants in this neighborhood that I just get on a jag and I go to a bunch. And some of them make you feel self-conscious that you've been there, you know, like three times in one week. And the Popeyes never does. And they're always very quick... I remember there for a while I was on a jag when I lived in sunset park where I was going to kfc a bunch and there were like these jamaican ladies that were behind the counter and the last time I went there like I walked in the door and I just heard from the back like he's here again and that was the first time I went there amazing he's back I literally just yeah like in that jamaican voice like he's here again and I was like oh god So now you can't do it in this game. In Vice City, they added the option where you can jump out of a moving car. Where you just kind of roll on the ground and your car plows into something? Yeah. Now where do I take this to dump it? Dump it. Or should I just blow it up somewhere? Alkanoc says maybe they were just glad to see you. No, it was definitely with the vibe of like they couldn't believe that this white boy was eating KFC for like the third time this week. Wait, what did they say? He's back again! That is so funny. KFC has really fallen off. That used to be a great time. You know what? I'm not eating any of that crap anymore. I've been vegetarian the past two weeks. really how's that going pretty good pretty good I haven't been eating red meat a whole lot I've managed to give that up but I love chicken so much that's a that's a hard one I do too but every now and then you ever have like and this is usually my own cooking do you ever like chicken and it's just kind of like gross it's not very good I don't know the texture annoys me sometimes it grosses me out I mean, I guess I know what you mean. I'm always anxious when I cook my own chicken because I know that chicken's the one thing where if you fuck up cooking it, you'll just make yourself seriously ill. And I know that I haven't, but if you learn anything about me, it's that I have a lot of anxiety issues. There's always that anxiety in the back of my head, like the salmonella, like it's in you, Matt. Yeah. I guess all I had to do was get out of the car. Oh, well, there you go. So mission passed. Nice. You did it. Thanks, chat. You helped me. So now what are you doing? I don't know. Go do another mission. Oh, we have to pick our co-op game for tonight. Oh, yeah. So we're going to put it to a vote again, because that was... That seemed to work all right. But yeah, I've got my Switch charging and everything, so I am ready to roll with whatever we choose. Nice. I think our options again are going to be any of the Jackbox games we have. Clip Lash. Rift Tracks game. Rift Tracks game. Mario Kart. Mario Kart with the blue shells, if that appeals to y'all. Uh, maybe Fall Guys? I don't know. That hasn't seemed to be super popular with folks, but... Colombian cartel really hates me. Listening to the opera channel now. Peepy vagina. Peepy... Speaking of PB, I've found a way how you can isolate vocals from music, because after we were talking about it the other day, I've had the inspiration to make a version of... the Talking Heads song, Stay Up Late, where every line is just him saying, little pee-pee, and that's the whole song. Little pee-pee. I'm putting it together right now, and it's going all right. So just the whole thing's like, little pee-pee. Little pee-pee. Little pee-pee. Little pee-pee. Little pee-pee. Maybe I'll have it done by Thursday, but... You gotta have a music video for it. Little pee-pee. Little big bear. I wish when we saw David Byrne in person I could have got backstage and been like, David Byrne, why? Why did you make this? Why did you do this? Don't mind me, I'm just a dude with an Uzi. These games are basically like if I just followed every intrusive thought I ever had. Just like... They're really just about like... If you really followed your free will... Wow, what is going on here? In these days of moral hypocrisy, certain valuable commodities can be hard to import. On its approach to the airport tonight, a light aircraft will pass over the bay. It will drop several packages into the water. Make sure you pick them up before anyone else does. Like he looks like a certain like character actor, but I can't quite think of what his name is. Oh, I got two minutes. He looks a little bit like, who's the guy, the not Rick Moranis guy in Bob and Doug McKenzie? Oh, Dave Thomas? Yeah, he looks like Dave Thomas. This music's making me want to go to a rave. Right? Lazulia says he almost looks like Ray Wise. I could see that. I want to say Ray Wise has something to do with Grand Theft Auto. Ray Wise is apparently currently in a soap opera. I think it's The Young and the Restless, and I need to check it out because there's been screenshots of it where he just is waving a gun around, and it looks just like A-tier shots. He's also in some, I think he's like in God's Not Dead Thor or something. Yeah, he's in those. But why? Is he religious? No, I think he's just a working actor who will just, you know, who like nothing is beneath him. And that's what I really respect about Ray Wise is he's done like some really great stuff through the years, but like nothing is really beneath him and he just brings his A-game to everything he does. Yeah, totally. He's great. You haven't watched it yet, but he's on the show Psych and that's great. oh right didn't they be like a twin peaks there's even a twin peaks episode of psych yeah where they reference it and uh and ray wise is in that one too kind of making fun of leland he shows up at one point where he's like I tried to dye my hair but something went wrong I mean it's like and it's all white like it wasn't the show and uh because he plays a priest on on psych and uh Yeah, the Twin Peaks episode's good. The guy that plays Bobby's in it. The Harold Smith actor plays the Sheriff Truman parody. How come that guy didn't come back for the return? Oh, Sheriff Truman? Yeah. I think he just retired. He just didn't want to do it. Robert Forrester played his dad? He played his brother, yeah. Oh, God. My God, I cannot wait. Inga and I are right now in the middle of the bad part of season two of Twin Peaks, and I cannot wait to get to season three because she doesn't know anything about it. I'm like, have you even heard anything about it online or anything? She's like, no, not really. I'm like, keep it that way. It's amazing. I remember watching that when it first came out and just being like, what? Like, Like, I'm not one to usually give a shit about spoilers, but... When Kyle MacLachlan first shows up in that first episode, and you're just like, what the fuck? It's like... How do I... Oh, God. This game. It's killing me. Mendale says, Ray Wise in the Robocop documentary series Robodoc is so endearing. Yeah, he's great in Robocop. He's, uh... plays a real bastard he's really good in uh the the twin peaks fire walk with me movie because I know that they they didn't want to reveal you know who the killer was and everything when they first did twin peaks but uh once they did ray wise really really brought it you know to the point where it seems like it's all part of the plan all along so yeah Right now on Twin Peaks, we're in the middle of the arc. Well, I guess we just got done with it, where Ben Horn thinks he's a Civil War general. And James leaves town, and he's in this whole love triangle with a rich lady, and it's the worst thing ever. And then once it ends, it doesn't apply to anything, and it doesn't matter. Yeah. Yeah. like nadine loses her memory it's like the worst shit it feels like a show that's like five seasons deeper than it actually is where they just ran out of ideas uh you know what jen and I saw in the theater yesterday oh what groundhog day nice how was that It was very funny. Nice. Such a good movie. They just made a new Super Bowl commercial with Bill Murray and Brian Doyle Murray and the Ned Ryerson guy for that Groundhog's Day movie. Oh, really? Like a Jeep or something like that. I hate when they do that. And Super Bowl commercials are pretty stupid, but it's not bad. It's kind of cute. I kind of hate when they do that, though. like, reunions and commercials. Well, I don't know. I'd rather see a stupid Super Bowl commercial reunion than, like, some of, you know, these, like, you know, later sequels. You know, like, if, like, the Dumb and Dumber sequel movie was just a Super Bowl commercial, I think I would have been more okay with that. Oh, I see what I'm doing. Ah! Mr. Z Natural asks, are we doing a Super Bowl watch party like the last two years? Oh, I don't know. I don't think I can. Okay. yeah this weekend is gonna be yeah you've got a lot going on yeah so that's I always forget that that's that that's kind of creeping up so I know I forgot that it was even happening until someone emailed asking if we were doing it um I mean emmy might watch do something in the discord but we I don't think we're not going to do anything like official yeah And yeah, go go to a go to an actual Super Bowl party. I'm trying to encourage people, especially in the age of Trump, to to to get offline a lot because it's because you'll go insane if you're just on the computer all the time, especially right now. Don't go hang out with a pal from college or, you know, or. No, the police are after me. Sting and Stewart Copeland, they're chasing you. Oh, I got four stars after me. Oh, no! Mission failed. Oh, screw you, cops. Also, I think the halftime show this year is, like, Kendrick Lamar or something, which I like Kendrick Lamar okay, but I'm just, you know... Some halftime shows in the past I've been like, ooh, I wonder what's gonna happen for that, and this one I'm just kinda like, eh, I'm sure it'll be fine, but... It's not gonna be like when Prince was doing it, you know, or like, uh... or the best halftime show ever, that one that Creed did, where they had the Cirque du Soleil people flying through the air. So we need a faster car, that's the problem. We steal this guy's. Give me this! Oh my god, that fucking sound. What can I do? I'm out of my way, jerkface. Get the fuck out of the way! All right, I've been watching all this driving around. It's just making me think about, like, uh, because, yeah, like, I'm doing all the side missions in Arkham Knight right now, and most of them are Batmobile ones, and all I can think of every time I drive Batmobile around in Arkham City is that it must be such a nightmare to live in this version of Gotham City where just any moment this psychopath in a tank will just, like, bomb around the corner and just smack into your place of business and your car. So I'm about halfway through Arkham City's story now. I got every Riddler trophy in Arkham Asylum. Oh my god. But there's like two hundred and forty now. I did not get a hundred percent though because you have to beat all the challenges. Which takes quite a while. Yeah, Arkham Asylum I played, like, just the story, and that was enough. And then Arkham City I played the story of that, and I played the Harley Quinn's Revenge DLC, but I didn't do any of the other side missions on there. Arkham Knight, though, it's the one that I liked the least when I started playing it, but now that I'm kind of into it, I like the way that Gotham's really set up in it. And the side missions really make you feel like Batman. The actual story itself is kind of like whatever. But, like, I like, you know, you're kind of just, like, swinging around, and then all of a sudden you find, you discover Manbat, and now you have to do this whole, all this Manbat stuff, and... I don't know if I ever finished that game, to be honest. The side missions are the best part. I really liked, uh, I liked the Manbat side mission. I liked, uh, there's a side mission about the Mad Hatter that's a lot of fun. It has some of my favorite visuals, probably, in, like, the whole series. Um... Because at one point, the Mad Hatter, he does some type of hallucinatory thing to you, and you're fighting inside a storybook, and you're punching people, and then the page on the storybook flips, and you have to grapple up onto the page before it flips over, and then it's like a pop-up book. It's pretty neat. And the Ra's al Ghul side mission is pretty cool. It's good stuff. Good stuff, those Arkham games. Alright, I got all six packages. Now where do I go? I have five stars. How am I ever going to survive this? Let's see. Looking at the chat. Looking at the chat. Penguins nine one nine two said one year we all live stream the Super Bowl. Yeah, we did that on Discord and that was a little bit of a nightmare. We can't really do that on Twitch though because the The NFL is notoriously litigious, and that's another thing about we do those Super Bowl live streams. We have to find like a link online that lets us watch it. Yeah, it's always like weird and awkward kind of so. Oh, get out, get out, get out. Oh no. Oh no. Don't kill me. Oh no. Oh, I was doing so good. Play dead. All right. Let me try again. And we're going to be playing more Grand Theft Auto three next week. Yeah, we're trying. We're trying something out. We're going to play the same game a couple weeks in a row and see how that goes. And then we're gonna play some... I'm gonna play some Zelda for a couple weeks. Oh, I had a pitch for you. I guess we could... We didn't have our weekly meeting this week, but we were gonna do Skyward Sword, but I was looking, and there's also the Game Boy Advance Legend of Zelda Four Swords on there, which is two-player, so we could potentially play a Zelda that's both of us at the same time. And that's one that you can't play single-player, so I would have to play it with someone else to play it anyway, so... I don't know. Uh... But also, I've been promising to play more Skyward Sword for a while and haven't gotten around to it. I don't know. We'll think on it. I need to play that new Zelda at some point but I still just can't bring myself to spend sixty dollars on a game that like I know for certain I'll beat in like three days. I can't make the Super Mario Wonder mistake again. What do you mean like you beat it? Yeah Super Mario Wonder was a good game but it was just yeah it was very expensive and I beat the entire at least like the regular game in like like four days yeah. Like, uh, Tears of the Kingdom Legend of Zelda, like, that was a very expensive game, but I got a lot of play out of that. There's a lot you can do there. And that, uh, The Echoes of Wisdom, I think it's called, the newest Zelda game. It's basically, like, one of the Game Boy Zelda games, but, you know, in, like, three dimensions, so... Because back in the day, you had like your console Zelda game, which was three and more involved. And then you'd have like the Game Boy Zelda game, which was top down and kind of cutesy. And and I like that they're still doing both of those. But it's. But it feels kind of odd because they're all on the same console now. Rush, rush to the Yale. The love boat. Where that plane at? There it is. It's like a biplane from the nineteen twenties. I know, it's like an Indiana Jones. Yeah, it's like, is North by Northwest about to happen to you? What's happening? We need to put an airplane in this PlayStation game. What models do you have on the computer? How about this Amelia Earhart looking bullshit? Works for me. Rush, rush to the Yale. Somebody should make an Amelia Earhart video game. Like, what really happened to her? She gets sucked into, like, the Twilight Zone, and she has to fight, like, zombies and Bigfoot. That's so tasteless. She meets, like, oh, is it too soon for an Amelia Earhart joke? It's just, you know. You know, at a certain point in the game, she meets D.B. Cooper. Rush, rush to the Yale. Alright, now I gotta figure out how to get back without the police murdering me. Can it be done? I've kind of started farting around with making a script treatment. I think it would be a very funny movie if you just made a film about going back in time and bringing Mary Shelley to the present and just showing her what Frankenstein has become in our culture. I need a car. I need a car. You just take Mary Shelley and then you show her that video of Frankenstein singing Smooth by Rob Thomas and Santana at Universal Studios. This is your legacy, Mary. Oh, God. I'm driving the world's slowest. You're in, like, a cement truck. Yeah, you're trying to, like, evade the police. Oh, God. It's the only car I could find. Oh, that's a great joke. Sharp Doggy said the Amelia Earhart sitcom was never picked up, but there is a dead pilot. That's very funny. Aww. Is this a real song or is this made for this game? No, this is in Scarface. Oh, I haven't seen Scarface in a long time. This is great because I'm in a truck so I can't even see what's going on around me. We need to play the Scarface video game on here one of these days. That always seemed like a trip. I never played that. It feels like it's, uh, because, yeah, these games are really based a lot off Scarface, and then the Scarface video game was based a lot off the Grand Theft Auto game, so it kind of feels like a Street Fighter, the game, the movie situation, where... We've made this game based off this movie, based off this game. For those of you who've never played Street Fighter, the movie, the game, they made a video game based off the Street Fighter movie, which was just Street Fighter, the game, but it used terrible live action. I'm so dead. I'm so dead. Steal the bus! Oh. They shot you in the butt. You were shot in the butt to death. What an insulting and embarrassing way to go out. Is it time for our co-op game? Are you done? You've got to play this for a whole other week, Chris. In between, I'm going to play it a little bit more. It's not going to be at this exact point next week. Give it one more go and then we'll switch over. This is the last run for this. You've been doing alright. You made it through one mission. Stop. Gosh, Christ. Shake it up. Shake it up. This sounds like it's sung by the lady who sung the songs in Better Off Dead, who's also the same lady that plays Tommy Pickles' voice in Buttercup on the Powerpuff Girls. Sounds like it's the same artist. You've seen Better Off Dead before, right? Yeah. The lady that's singing at the prom in Better Off Dead is the voice of Tommy Pickles. Oh, weird. She tried to have a singing career in the eighties and then got into voice acting. There's a lot of crossover between Rugrats and The Simpsons. Yeah, Chucky's voice is part of The Simpsons' voice. Yeah, and I think... the animator at the time um I forget his name but before they switched to like yeah yeah yeah I think they did they handled the animation for the simpsons for like the first three or four seasons oh that explains why those look great in the later seasons they got a little more yeah they look more refined but they're less emotive it's like it's like everybody in the simpsons got like botox yeah those first four seasons are a little like you you could see a lot of like you know it's not just it doesn't every shot doesn't look perfect or like completely on model yeah and that but that weirdly made it you know more uh more emotive sometimes you know because yeah when they'd smile sometimes you'd like their smile like you're like really big or they're you know what I mean uh Oh, yeah, Meowdower says she's also the same girl in Pee-wee's Big Adventure, Dottie, the one who's Tommy Pickle's voice. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm a rebel, Donnie. A loner. No, it's I'm a loner, Donnie. A rebel. I need to watch that movie again, too. That's one, like, I've never been the hugest Tim Burton head. Like, I definitely watched, like, all those movies. But, like, whenever I was in a peewee mood, I mostly just watched, like, Peewee's Playhouse growing up. I feel like it was more that. I think when I was a kid, Peewee's Big Adventure kind of freaked me out. It's got some weird parts, yeah. Yeah. I think when I was a kid, I definitely preferred Pee-Wee's Playhouse, but now I just love it. I love big adventures so much. All right. Get out. Get out. Get out! Oh, my God. I'm out. Oh, no. I'm stuck. Bad video game physics have trapped you. I'm going to get killed here. Get back in the boat. Oh my god, did you get away? Yes! How did you survive that? Get out! Get out! No! Alright. We had fun, folks. There's a clip for tonight. More next week. Next time on Grand Theft Auto III. okay so now let's do a poll find out what uh co-op game we're gonna play sounds like a plan I'm voting I'm rooting for uh for for blue shell mario kart again because that shit was nuts that was really fun um Let's see. While you're doing that, I'm still seeing if there's anything else going on in the chat. But one of the animators for Rugrats was also the creator of Aeon Flux. Interesting. Oh. Speaking of McDonald's, if you want to look up some weird videos, and I've thought about using them for Mystery Hour before, but they're a little too long. Class Geek Supo very briefly did a line of VHSs about the McDonald Land crew where they look, the models for them are all like vaguely terrifying. There's one where they're in like a haunted house and there's another where they go on like a pirate adventure. I think I have all of those in my parents' house somewhere. uh all right folks like ronald mcdonald has a weird dog it's weird I put the uh poll in the chat there let's uh get that on the screen yeah and while that's going on we can see if we got any more shout outs or yes let me take a look um Oh, we are all caught up. Nice. Very cool. Well, then I'm just going to sit over here and bullshit. I'm just going to... Yeah, let's give everyone a minute. Get your votes in. We have a lot of fun stuff coming up at dumb industries, by the way, just take a moment. Uh, yeah, well, I guess we can, we can go ahead and bring up too. I don't think we've mentioned on any of the streams since we announced it. Uh, Rachel Lipman is our guest. So that's, uh, this is the first time we've said that out loud. So, Yeah, we have a returning guest. Her third time on The Mads Are Back, Rachel Litman, who's just a brilliant filmmaker, artist, writer, Yeah, nice lady. She's the best. And she's coming on to promote her new project, which is Easy AM, Promotional Record Volume Three, and features the voice talents of both Trace and Frank, plus Rich Coase, a.k.a. Sven Uli. Oh, nice. Is this the radio show thing that you were telling me about that she's working on? Yeah, she's been working on that for a while, because I remember you first told me about that. Yep. like a year and a half ago or something crazy. The Sklar Brothers, Ted Leo, Amy Mann. So you can actually listen to the whole thing right now. Download it over at Bandcamp. And she's pressing a very limited run of a hundred actual records of this project she's working on. So... Yeah. Oh, and we're going to raffle one off. That's why I brought that up. We're going to raffle off one of these records, and there's only a hundred of them. ever that are ever going to be made so so you can that's going to be a hot we have some other giveaways too we've uh we've been blessed this upcoming show next week a lot of folks have donated uh things that we can run giveaways for so I'm thinking actually just so we don't uh make you know the actual show too much we might do a couple giveaways during the pre-show oh All I have to say, show up early. Show up early. There will be instructions on how to do stuff in the little ticker at the bottom or something. Or I might pop up and just be like, hey, do this. Don't interrupt my work. No, I'm kidding. All right. I'm going to hit show results. Whatever's in the top spot is what we shall play. Oh, Jackbox. Oh, okay. I'm for that. I don't have to plug my Switch up or nothing. I am into that. I am totally into that. So what should we... I'm always a big fan of the Murder Mystery Party one, but whatever tickles your fancy, Chris. I kind of like the Gaspionage because the audience, once they start voting and participating, it's... That one has so many numbers. That's true. But we have played that one the least lately. Where is this? I don't like numbers. I don't like it when things are different. Wise Twin Sailor, yes. The record, you can get it at the band camp. Let me drop that link. Holy moly. Like the Jack box guy looks, he looks like Moby kind of it's a, yeah. Or like Michael Stipe or something. That reminds me, didn't you tell me that like Dave went to like some Moby thing and, uh, and it was right after he was being weird about Natalie Portman. So like, yes. So nobody like took any pictures or video of it. They were like, yeah, it was kind of strange. He was in the news. Moby's not a bad guy or anything. He was a monster. Nobody was like, get out of here, but also nobody was making a big deal of videoing it. Yeah, he was standing right behind me at a certain point. Someone said TKO. Multiple people are saying TKO. We haven't played that one yet, but everyone says it's a really fun one. Should we do that? We can give that a shot. I'm down. I'm down to try something new. And audience can join as well, so let's do it. It looks like a Ned Hardy shirt from like, two thousand and nine. Let's see. Audience on, audience suggested. Yes, extended stream, recommended for stream games. Are we not turning the audience suggestion on? Oh, sorry, I thought that that was on. Yeah, the quick training for the first time we play it might be. In the future, we can decide to turn that off. Manual censoring? No. No, no, no. No, no, no. All right. I think that'll do it. Sounds like a plan, Stan. Might have to take this off the screen for a second. Make sure I join it without Oh yeah, we go to the jackbox.games Yes Everyone head to jackbox.tv Or jackbox.tv Shit, I always get those mixed up It's rifftracks.games Jackbox.tv My keyboard is not working Ruh-roh What the What the What the fuck? What the fuck? It's totally... Oh, there it goes. Jackbox.tv. And I'm going to put the code in the chat first. So pay attention to the chat. I'm going to drop it in there in just a second. Yeah, once I make it in. Okay. Oh, shit. Matt putting it into private chat here. Okie doke. All right, I see that. I'm in, Tank. Matt's in. All right, guys, putting the code in the chat. And again, head to jackbox.tv. Oh, we are full. All right. Let's get this on the screen now. I've already set my victory quote as, suck it, nerds. Oh, we got a nice audience watching. All right. Nice. If you didn't make it into the game, you could still head to JackboxTV. Yeah, that's what's nice about these. They're really good at letting everybody, even if you're not in the actual thing. I got to get some more of these because they're all really fun. The problem is they all come in packs, and some of the packs have the same game. Yeah. Yeah. All right. We got Eric, we got Big Rig, we got Danny. Victory quote. What should my victory quote be? Shade says micro map. Is that like micro machines? I had a lot of micro machines growing up. That's a thing that kids aren't into these days. Just like remember when kids just wanted to play with with tiny versions of regular toys and then like your dog would eat them or you'd lose them. I don't know how to play this. Let's pay attention. It's like Pokemon. Welcome to TKO. I am the tournament master. Unless you're with the Old Navy credit card people, in which case that guy moved, I think. Thank you all for joining me here on T-Shirt Island. Those of you who give will receive a free flight home. Every epic tale starts somewhere. Yours begins here, at the training grounds. You will use your device to draw two drawings. What you draw matters not. Let your heart be your guide. And if your heart can't think of anything, just hit the suggestion button. It's time for your first drawing right now. Wait, what am I supposed to do? If you didn't qualify for the tournament, don't fret. Simply join the audience to submit your suggestions and vote on your favorite shirts. What are we supposed to be drawing again? I think I missed something. Just anything, I think. I'm just going with my heart. I don't draw really well like when I have to use like a mouse or a trackpad I always feel like it's uh it's hard I always feel it's like a five-year-old. That's why my drawing is... It's juvenile for two reasons, as you'll see in a bit. But it's... Can we use letters? Are we allowed to write things? Big Rig Blue says they actually give you the option to buy the t-shirts that win. That's interesting. Start selling these in our store. You're all just... By playing this game, you're selling your intellectual property to dumb industries. I hope you all know this. We're... That card was not for decoration, finish quickly! A swag generation meeting. So the audience is suggesting things for a Scooby-Doo toy boat. I saw a Killdozer earlier. Decent enough, but a bit traditional. This time try changing your shirt color with the little tabs at the bottom. Drawing two, begin! Oh, gotta do another one. Uh... I want you all to keep in mind that I've been drinking slightly tonight. When you look at some of these... Cocktails in Hell, Planters Peanuts, Wizzo, Gary Oldman, Akitar. Security guard at McDonald's. Drunk Matt. Someone please draw Drunk Matt. Look, I can't smoke weed anymore, so I picked up something called a beatbox from my deli, which is an eleven percent alcohol icy jukebox. Juice box. Time goes short. Hurry up and finish already. It got me through my telehealth visit with my doctor earlier today, and now it's going to get me through this. Red Serling. Red Serling. It's his evil brother. Pretty good. For your last exercise, you will write as many slogans or phrases as you can. These have nothing to do with your drawing, so just put those out of your mind. And don't give in to pride, use a suggestion if you need it. Go. Okay, um... Well I know that's not your best material, write another! Only seconds remain. Oh, God. Oh, yes. This is going to be good. I did not get many in there. I did literally one. Enough training. Direct your attention to your device. Select one drawing and one slogan to create the perfect t-shirt combination. And I do mean perfect. Oh, that's hilarious. These are rad. Okay, now I get it. This is amazing. You know what? I think just what came up is pretty good for me. I know. One that came up for me was amazing. Saba, it's all going to make sense in just a minute. Fantastic. Brace yourselves. Let the tournament begin. Gauntlet one. Yeah! Fight using your devices to vote. Gotta be piss, please. Piss, please. Oh my god. Oh my god, I'm dying. I'm super scared of the person that got my two slogans, because they're a little demented. I literally only had time to make one slogan, but it's a pretty good one. I was halfway through writing Frankenstein fucked my mom before it turned off and wouldn't let me do it, so I... Starting things off with a tie. Not very dramatic. Let's just say this one wins. Oh, it's like pretty half and half. It's like the election. Yeah. Versus? That looks like a punk band shirt. It does. I want that shirt. You know what? I'm going to go with Banishment. Shade says the new dumb industry's top selling shirt. You're in trouble. Piss please was Danny. That figures. Wow. You're on a roll. I didn't come up with that drawing or the slogan. Yeah, flip flops! I gotta go with that one. That one foot's kind of fucked up. Is that what my foot looks like after it's been frostbitten by the elements? Is that what's going on? That is the foot that I broke that toe on, so that would track. The circulation's not as good on that one. Do you hear my cat? Oh, is that your cat? Yeah. He was annoying me. I had to put him outside. Dude, you were crushing it, man. But it's not my drawing or my slogan. But you're the one who came up with that combination. Oh, okay. Okay, I get it. A new challenger appears. Oh, my goodness. just a guy given two birds okay big red blue says the drawing and the slogan gets points too okay I definitely came up with that drawing. Oh, nice. That's great. That's mine. Double middle fingers. Double middle fingers. The double deuce is Strong Bad would have said. Oh, Barbacks is the new champion. Nice. A new challenger appears. Oh, that is pretty, that fits pretty well. But I love Matt's double middle fingers. And the slogan. Just a man with a goatee and a bad haircut giving two middle fingers. That slogan, I didn't come up with that slogan, so that all does fit together very well. Is that an ice cream? Is that what's happening? Yeah. Oh, oh, wow. Yeah. Matt, killing it. Or Barback's killing it. Versus? Whoa. This is my new favorite game of all these. Who did that drawing? It's amazing. That is so good. I bet Danny did that. Is Danny in the game? I think so. I mean, he came up with the piss please thing. Yeah. The eyes. It's really well done. That is my slogan. Danny says I did indeed. Knew it. It's a great collaboration between the two of you. Danny, you want to make that a shirt? I'm down. Oh, so you won't put my patron of farts shirt in, but you'll put that. Okay, game over. Wow. It's kind of unbelievable how well both of these work. Oh, my God. This is the hardest I've laughed in a while. I will say this. I did the penis drawing. Oh, you did? I did nine eleven. Oh, well done, Dan. Good job. Good work. Great pair. Winners! How about a training break? Oh my god. My other slogan didn't make it. Use your devices to enter one new drawing and as many new slogans as you wish. Think outside the box. Go! Yeah. Okay. I'm so on the spot. I can't. While our contestants train, anyone watching the tournament can join the audience to submit your own suggestions and affect the outcome of the game. don't pee on my leg and tell me it's jizz someone suggested salad died trying dead horse being beat Something cryptic. Drunk Matt. Yeah, this is the... I picked the right stream to start drinking. This is perfect. Egyptian musk. That's good. Word salad. Egyptian musk. A broken iPhone. Cheers, everyone. What are you drinking, Matt? It's my beatbox. It's my alcoholic high-c juice box. That's eleven percent alcohol. But don't worry, I also have a Gatorade for hydration and a Coca-Cola for caffeine, so I'm just letting all the chemicals fight inside me tonight. Let them fight! Matt, I haven't had a sip of alcohol in almost seven years. That's awesome. I'm not a big drinker. I think I'm just a... Yeah. I'm just, uh, I've had to stop smoking weed because I, for a while, was smoking way too much, and then once I started detoxing... Oh, there's no such thing. Uh, I was doing like a ninety percent THC vapes, you know, and it was making me weird, so I had to... Time goes short, hurry up and finish already! The second gauntlet looms, and the hairy paws of Kismet have shuffled new drawings and slogans. Make a new shirt, do it! You know what, again, just the one that came up right away I think is still the best one. I got a great one. Whoever did my drawing, congratulations. This is like an Ace of Base song. Matt, your brother Ichabod Doll's hanging on our wall. I might need to get that back from you at some point. Inga wants to do another photo shoot with him. Well, we'll see. Gauntlet two. Oh, that's cool. Dances like Thomas. Glennis. Oh, man. He's getting so deranged. I like the Frank, though. Pretty accurate. It is pretty accurate. I like that they put Frank beside it so you know for sure who it is. How else would you know? Is that Frank Black from the Pixies? For a second I thought it was. See, Frankenstein Fucked My Dad is... You can't go wrong. I was gonna put Frankenstein Fucked My Mom the first time and ran out of time, so this time I wrote Frankenstein Fucked My Dad, and you know what? I think the waiting paid off. Oh, I think Glynnis is still in the top here. How did the string go? They got so drunk they started meowing at a certain point. All right, barbacks. Got a winning combo right there. Yeah. versus That is pretty good. It's pretty good. Oh my god, it's a real Sophie's Choice. What do I go with? You know what? I'm going to give Orson Welles a shot. Although they spelled Orson and Welles wrong, but That just makes it funnier. It would be great if it was Orson Welles. If someone just randomly said Orson. That is good. See, this one had me really conflicted because I wrote Frankenstein fucked my dad, but then the Orson Welles shirt is the one that I created. So it's like I couldn't lose. Parker Stevens can't lose. A new challenger appears. Oh my god. Look, I drew the butt, but I didn't come up with the slogan. I came up with the slogan. Oh, wow. So, Matt, we could put this in the store. Either sink into shit or shit in the sink. That's inspirational, I think. Just a butt. Just a butt. It kind of looks like my butt. There's not a lot of meat back there. I was looking at a photo of your butt when I drew it. Start a fire. Oh, too soon. This song makes me want to get into a fight in Chili's parking lot. I know. See, the butt's always going to... Oh. Okay, yeah. The butt's always going to win. Butt. Butt. Butt. Butt. Butt. A new challenger appears. Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! That is my drawing. Stick figures with boobs is just a classic. It's always going to be funny. Remember, did you watch the Ali G show? The original show? I've seen clips from it, but I haven't seen all of it. There's one where he goes to an art class and he's drawing a model and that's exactly what he's drawing. They pan over to him and that's what his drawing looks like. I was thinking of, I think there's an It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode where Dennis draws something like that. It's so hard for me to vote for these because I'm... My work is in all of these. It's hard for me to choose between my children's. It's my butt-drying skills. Ooh, I like that one too. That's kind of ominous. It's like Pikachu's gonna smother you in your sleep with a pillow. Or it's like your cat watching you masturbate. Yeah. We all know. Boobs vs. Butts. Boobs vs. Butts. Aster's fan says, flat butt. Flat Matt butt wins. It's not that flat a butt. Aw, it's been knocked out. Well, you can't stay at the top forever. Only the best shirts from the previous rounds remain the tournament ends here The nine-eleven penis gets it it's gotta It's going to be split, because a lot of people are going to vote for the cat. And the one on the left is quite controversial. We are definitely playing this like every game now, for every show now. This is my favorite of these now, officially. Yes. Yeah. A tie on the first battle? Fine, I'll choose. Well, yeah. Yeah. The computer loves nine-eleven penis humor, too. Versus? Fine. Nine-eleven. Nine-eleven penis. Someone mentioned this in the chat earlier, but yeah, there's like an adult version of the Jackbox games. Interesting. Yeah. They're a little saucy. I feel like we do a pretty good job of making these adult versions just by virtue of who we are. What are you talking about? All right. Versus? Yeah. I mean, fight. It's that one. It's the black one. See, I didn't make it a totally flat butt. It's got a little shape. It's kind of lopsided. Like, the left cheek has a lot more meat going on than... Your drawing skills, your anatomy is off, Chris. Yeah. Yeah. I'm rooting against myself. But you get points, too. You're just rooting for the best work. We have a champion. Yeah! I think we all learned a lot here today, about t-shirts and about ourselves. Holy moly. Oh, I love you guys. So, that's it? Mr. Znatural won, okay. Good job. Now how do we get that design to export? Jackie B, best writer, slogan used on four shirts. Best artist, drawing used on three shirts, wow. Oh, Eric was the fastest. Finished a drawing in twenty-four seconds. Hey! But my shirt won! My drawing won. Chris, I have the page pulled up where we can purchase the Sink in the Shit shirt if you want. How do we do that? Is there like a thing on the... On the page you have, it gives you a little window. Well, folks. This has been fun. We had fun here. We had fun tonight. Thanks so much for hanging out with us tonight. Yeah, it's been a good time. Yeah, we're going to go back to... I'm getting the Vimeo pulled up for dumb television here. We will resume our regular programming until three a.m. What should I put on? What's good? Whatever. It's all good. All dumb content is A+++++. Minus. Plus. Don't forget, tomorrow night is an all-new episode of Martian Shadows. Come right back here on Twitch. We'll be debuting a new episode. We've got an all-new Mystery Hour this Thursday. Wednesday is Emmy's birthday. She's going to be showing Nothing Lasts Forever. So watch that this Wednesday. Cool. So much stuff coming up. My God, there's a new Mads episode. Yeah, that's just a little bit over a week away. It's crazy to think that it's already here. It's freaking me out, to be honest. Good night, everyone. It freaks me out, baby. Thank you all who donated. Yeah, thanks, everybody. I'm going to put on Daughter of the Mine when we get off. So if you've not seen that, check that out. I'll be playing that. Incredible. Thanks for hanging out, everybody. We love you. Thanks, everyone. We love you. Bye. See you on the other side, Ray.

Matt & Chris hang out to play the series of Back To The Future games for NES, including Back to the Future and Back to the Future II & III, games that barely resemble anything actually related to the films, and then play an epic game of RiffTrax: The Game with viewers!

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It amazes me when we get at the end of class, I'll see people's paintings and how much extra things that they've put into their painting that, you know, they get all these extra, like, did you start yesterday? Or, you know, it's... I don't know how they do it so... We do sometimes get paintings in advance if a student knows they can't make it but they want us to show their work. Oh, okay. We've had that happen a couple times. Ah, okay. I just love the wrestling theme. on the sand and uh and I still have memories of that of them like that I'm getting sand in their eyes and stuff but that was just too much going on in the painting to get it done in this amount anyway I don't want you going up there. Strange people upset her. Just leave her be. Why hasn't he fired her at this point? For real? How's mother? Oh, she's fine. She died a little bit. You said it would be all right. Yeah, it makes her happy. What about you? What makes you happy? Jeez. She's bugging me. 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Matt, what did we say about you doing exercises without consulting your doctor or me? doing strenuous activity without warming up first I should have known I should have did some some neck rolls before trying to become a dracula you gotta you gotta penguins wants to know if matt lost heat in his building I don't think so I think you're just uh no I just I just like wearing wearing my coats it's uh you wear your coats indoors but ten minute walk to mcdonald's I wore a coat when I, look, we're not going to go through this again, are we? The people want to know. People have questions. I did wear sweatshirts when I was, I just, I just was lazy and I didn't feel like putting on shoes. I just slid shoes on. I do try to take care of my physical health. Are you wearing shoes right now? I'm not wearing shoes right now. Are you barefoot? I am barefoot, yes. Oh, on my on my hardwood floors that all slope in a way to where like I have to keep pushing my chair back up like I'm like I'm Dr. Evil in the Austin Powers movies. It's disturbing. Some disturbing stuff we're finding out here. Welcome, everyone. Sure. Hey, everybody. My name is Chris Gersbeck here with Matt Reiser. Yep, that's me. And we do this stream every Monday where we just play retro video games and chat with you guys. Most of it's just chatting with you guys, but we try to play, we try to incorporate a game somehow. Yeah, throughout it feels a little more thematic than just having another stream where we just come on and have no plans and just talk with people. So it's there's something going on, you know? but uh yeah tonight we're gonna be playing uh I don't know and uh yeah and speaking of my coat I don't know I felt it it did you just say we're gonna be playing I don't know is that what you just said well no I I have adhd and I was in the middle of like five different thoughts at once oh okay I was saying this this outfit felt like it was more thematically uh correct for tonight because this feels very sort of like future sort of like cyber punky maybe a little bit yeah uh and uh we're playing the back to the future games so it's uh uh Oh yeah, and you got the Back to the Future glasses at the Pizza Hut. Yeah, exactly. bring that up anytime I can because I had a pair of those they were really fun I don't know what it had to do with the movie but they gave kids these glasses and they were you know kind of futuristic looking I always think of like macho man randy savage when I think of these types of glasses in general but yeah these are very kind of back to the future sort of future version uh so yeah so we're gonna be playing uh primarily I guess we're gonna be playing the nes back to the future game chris is gonna play that and then I'm gonna take over and attempt to play Back to the Future II and III, the game, which was also for the NES. They crammed both movies into one game and didn't really achieve either. These movies are coming out six months apart. Just give us one game. It's fine. We need it out by Christmas. That Christmas was weird because a lot of people thought that the hovercraft was real, and it wasn't. The hoverboard. Yeah. There were rumors that that was a real thing. And pre-internet, you couldn't just look it up and be like, is this real or is this a joke? There were just rumors like, yeah, it was real. Yeah, they made him for the movie. Nobody had ever heard of special effects before that time. It was odd. I think it was like a marketing ploy, like just to get kids to shop for a toy that didn't exist. See, I would have been more convinced that like those shoes from the movie were a real thing than the hoverboard, the shoes that you put on and they laced up themselves. I always thought those were really cool. And those are a real thing now. They are. Yeah. But but much less impressive than that movie made them out to be. Definitely. I also just want to say this up top. If you would like to watch tonight's program without Twitch ads, without those pesky Twitch ads, you can do so over at dumb-industries.com slash superdumbbros. Um... and uh that's the super dumb brothers super club if you're kicking two bucks a month you get access to the whole back catalog which we've been doing the show for almost a year so there's some fifty close to fifty episodes up there and we've done bonus have we not missed in a single week in the entire year for this stream missed a couple I want to say like one or two like pretty early on but for the most part yeah we're here every single monday yeah That is wild. That is wacky, wild stuff. But yeah, we're going to be chatting, and of course, as always, we're going to be doing our live shoutouts, so scan the code and chip in any dollar amount, and we will do one of our patented bad impressions or sing you a little song. We've also been fielding questions lately, if you have a sensitive question for us that you would like to see answered on air. A question about Matt's toes. Those are welcome, too. Anything you want to ask? A question about just my lifestyle in general. I feel like the way I live life is becoming more and more... I feel like we need to call this segment something like Mind of Riser or something. Trying to get into the reasoning behind the weird things you do. yeah matt's mind like uh like herman's head you have like matt's mind and that's a or the mind of the mind of matt sia like mind of mencia but that show that was on comedy central remember carlos mencia how could I forget um the one good thing joe rogan ever did was getting rid of carlos mencia yeah I prefer carlos mencia now at this point Well, yeah, all he ever did was just steal jokes. He didn't, you know... Okay, so people have been commenting since the revelation on Thursday that you walked in. Twenty-three degree weather. It was probably even colder. It was twenty-three degrees when we were taping the episode, but... It was, I mean, it was eleven in the afternoon. It wasn't, you know, the sun was out and everything. Okay, so... let's say, twenty-five degrees, probably. Ten minutes there, ten minutes back in flip-flops. But a buffer where you're indoors for a brief period of time, yeah. Yeah, but how long before you were outside before you were just like, ouch, this hurts. I mean, I got about, like, I did realize halfway through my walk that I had made a critical error, but I just, you know, stuck with it because I was halfway there and Yeah, and look at this. Other people were saying they're worried about you getting frostbite. But see, that doesn't, like, because, like, your hands, like, it's, you know, I wasn't wearing gloves and nobody's ever, like, you know. Yeah, but you have pockets you could put your hands in. You know, like, it's... It's kind of like innate. You probably don't even think about it. You put your hands into your pockets. I love that we've gotten a good thirty five minutes of content out of this one story. This is I think we've only scratched the surface of this story. I do a lot of weird stuff. I'm definitely I am a mentally ill gentleman, you know, from both the north and the south kind of sort of. So I have a lot of. Yeah. Speaking of the North, yeah, I didn't go over this the other day. I did spend a lot of my early life in Michigan, so I think I have a skewed view of what is and isn't cold, because when I was a child, if the windchill was above zero, this is completely true, if the windchill was above zero, they would make us go outside for recess. And I remember being like nine years old and like begging teachers, like, can't we just stay inside and do homework? No, you have to go outside. I'm just assuming that you still like on these days would wear like a T-shirt and shorts or something, right? No, I was on a zero degree day. No, you got like the ski bib on. You got like I had my my my starter jacket on. This was the era when starter jackets were a big thing. The Charlotte Hornets jacket. It was a Michigan State one, but I did have a Charlotte Hornets jacket of some... It was like a windbreaker jacket, but it wasn't one of the official starter ones. Windbreakers are another thing that I have a weird relationship with. I hate the sound of those windbreaker pants from the nineties. I've never been... I have never been so happy for a fashion to go out of style and I hope they never come back into Vogue because that sound drives me insane. Yeah, the sound is very irritating. Zip, zip, zip, zip. Yeah. Like people walking down the hallway. Just thinking about fabric like slapping into itself and it's just, ugh. I have a lot of sensory icks. Yeah, we can get into more of my brain if anybody has sensory questions for me. But, you know, you were perfectly fine walking into a dining establishment in flip-flops with your frozen toes. You say dining establishment. I don't know if McDonald's really counts as a fine dining establishment. That's a fair point. Again, I think I've seen somebody have like an overdose at McDonald's before. I saw that this morning. um so anyway back to the future we mentioned uh donations earlier if you head to dumb dash industries.com slash donate we will give you a shout out in the form of one of our patented terrible impressions and we already have a few here so let's uh let's do some shout outs real quick before we start playing it also gave me time to figure out why my xbox controller decided it wasn't going to pair with my computer anymore even though it worked earlier today sounds good uh okay first one here says uh well this is from morbo first of all thank you morbo morbo thank you bud watching live with us tonight um morbo says in the spirit of the evening power of love you can pick the singer Oh, well, you know what one I'm going to pick? Well, first of all, let me go ahead and make sure I have all the lyrics to this down. I'm pretty sure I do. But, you know, when I'm put on the spot, I you never know. You never you never know. But but yes, this is. This is Gollum doing Power of Love by Huey Lewis. So do do do do do do do do do do do. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, More than a feeling, that's the power of love Don't need money, don't need fame Don't need no credit card to ride this train It's strong and it's sudden, and it's cruel sometimes But it might just save your life That's the power of habitus That's the power of mobile Thanks. That was awesome. Thank you, Morbo. Forklift Killer says the Back to the Future soundtrack was the first record I ever bought. Oh, it's the soundtrack to back the first Back to the Future. What all was even on that soundtrack? I think it was just a Huey Lewis album, basically, wasn't it? Well, there was the Huey Lewis song. Because there was Back in Time, and then there was Power of Love. Power of Love, Back in Time, but then they had all the songs that Marvin Barry... Oh, okay. It was like Earth Angel. Earth Angels on there. It's a great soundtrack. Not as good as the Back to the Future III soundtrack with that add contributions from ZZ Top. Oh, yeah. ZZ Top shows up. ZZ Top, as I call them. In the movie as well. All right. We got a couple more donations here. Let's see. Next one comes. Oh, this is what would Mitchell do? Oh, Mitchell. Thank you. And it's what would Mitchell do his birthday? Can you believe it? Oh, happy birthday. Happy birthday. How do we do the... I forget how to do the... Oh, no, it's not that. It's the balloons. How do you get the balloons? Is it two thumbs up? It's something like that. Oh. Whoa, you got fireworks. All right. Well, happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday. What would Mitchell do? Happy birthday to you. Woo-hoo! Happy birthday, What Would Mitchell Do? And also, What Would Mitchell Do says, spending my birthday with my mom in the hospital. Oh, I'm sorry. Well, I hope your mom's okay. But instead of cake, could I get Doc and Marty going back in time to warn Chris and Matt about COVID? P.S. I'll also accept one of those hot new Super Dumb Brothers shirts. Love, what would Mitchell do? Okay, wait. I like how you read that like it was a Casey Kasem letter. Dear Casey, I am Curtis. What would Mitchell do? If you would play Air Supplies Lost in Love, I'd really appreciate that. Yeah, so who's going to be who? Okay, I'll be Doc. You'll be Marty. And then how are we going to talk to ourselves? This might get confusing, but okay. Well, give it a shot. Screw it. Oh my gosh, Doc. Like, what's happening? Marty, I think we went back in time. Or forward in time. I'm not really sure. It's the year twenty twenty. What could possibly be happening right now? Oh, geez, Doc. I'm in the store. There's no toilet paper. And everybody's listening to the guy from Fear Factor about medical advice. What are we going to do? Marty, grab a newspaper. We have to do something important. What does it say on the front page there? It says... Oh, geez, Doc. It says that there's a Chinese virus that's making everybody sick and you have to wear a mask and you can't get near anybody. Oh, geez. Great Scott! Marty, you know what needs to be done. What's that, Doc? We have to warn the people, but we can't do it because then we'll break the space-time continuum. We have to warn someone else. Maybe some people who are just walking down the street right now. Hey, how about these two fellas? Excuse me, sirs! Who are you? Yeah, what's going on here? You have to do something important! There's a virus, you gotta tell everybody! Well, I mean, we have a livestream, we've got a couple viewers, I guess we could... That'll work! That'll work! Just warn everyone! Don't listen to Joe Rogan! It all makes sense. I wasn't planning on it, but okay... Yeah, we have maybe like a solid sixty people that show up. We can let them know. Excellent. Oh jeez, if you could do that, that'd be great. You seem like you're the utmost authorities in broadcasting in this era. Great Scott! Marty! We left the DeLorean unlocked. Oh jeez, get back to the car, Doc! There's no telling what could happen! Who the fuck were those guys? That was a full sketch right there. I hope that was sufficient. That's becoming my new sign-off for all of these. I hope that was okay. It's really hard playing yourself talking to yourself. Yeah, I need to work on a Michael J. Fox impression. That was pretty good. I was kind of just doing like my shaggy from Scooby-Doo, but a little milder and then just sort of putting my hands on my head a lot. Um, okay. We got a couple more here, but I'm really, I'm having trouble connecting my controller. So I don't know, maybe we should start with back to the future too, because unless you want to play the first one, I'll try to get the second. I've already got two and three pulled up over here, but, uh, why don't we just go straight to those? And then if I can get my controller to work. Okay, let me get my screen sharing going. Yeah, y'all are about to watch me suck so hard at this. Also, we discussed this earlier, Matt, but... Last week we did, it was really fun, we played Mario Kart, but only with blue shells. All hell broke loose. It was pretty great. So we were thinking maybe we could do that again tonight, or we could play a Jackbox game. We don't know what we should do. So I'm going to make a poll. What should we play as our co-op game? And I'm going to add Jackbox. It could be any of those. It could be that Scribblio game. It's like Pictionary. Rift Tracks game. Yeah, you could do Rift Tracks. Rift Track. That's the game where you are quizzed on a variety of different crackers and you have to... It's a hot new game. It's a hot new game. And Mario Kart. Blue shells only. And I'm going to drop this into chat. So yeah, so while we're playing, y'all can vote on that, and then we will tally the results, and that's what we'll do tonight. Boom. There's the poll, everyone. Let's take a look. I'm going to pin this. Yeah, while you're doing that, I'm going to take another sip of my Smirnoff Ice screwdriver I picked up from the deli before the show. They still make Smirnoff Ice? That they do. I haven't drank alcohol in so long. I just assumed it became a thing of the past. Nope, they still make it. It's not like Four Loko where they just gave up on it. Alright, back to the future. Because it was killing people. Okay, does that sound okay? Do I need to adjust the volume anymore? Maybe turn it down just a smidge. Okay, how about this? That's good. I feel like I'm like a guy at a pasta place doing the cheese, like, say when. I think that that was back in time. Oh, that was playing at the beginning of that? I'm pretty sure. Oh, interesting. Should I reset? Yeah, reset it, because I just want to... We were saying that Huey Lewis didn't license any music for this, but we could just be wrong. Well, Huey Lewis didn't license any music for the first one, which we'll see in a little bit, but this is from the I kind of don't remember how that song really goes, so it's a... I don't know. It sounds like it's... Oh, okay. I guess that technically qualifies. Yeah, this was... And also, that technically qualifies as back in time. Yeah, this is the era, you know, like we played Michael Jackson Moonwalker where they finally had the technology to kind of make songs that sound like the one from the movie. Right. Or album or whatever. The year of the year. Oh, what a great year. That was the year I came to New York. Your archenemy Biff stole Doc's time travel car and a sports almanac. He then traveled in nineteen fifty five and gave the book to his younger self. By the end of the year, Biff, using the information in the Sports Almanac, became the most powerful and corrupt man on Earth to protect the Almanac. Biff scattered objects throughout space and time and locked them behind closed doors as a result, and the space-time continuum is falling apart. Oh my goodness. Your quest, Marty, is to travel through time and space, find and eventually return those objects to their correct locations. The Almanac will then be destroyed and the future restored. You'll also need to find a remote controller which will allow you to call the DeLorean. I don't remember all that in the movie. I got my controller working, by the way, so we can dive into the first one when you get bored with this one. And I have a feeling you're not going to beat enough of this to get into Back to the Future Part III, but... I mean, probably not. Oh, you can go right in this game. I didn't realize that earlier when I was playing. Maybe this will yield some results. I like that I'm wearing surgical scrubs in this game. That's a famous outfit Marty wore, as we all know. And there's, like, Mario turtles. Uh... Mario Turtles. Can I not go in this door? Apparently not. Why is there a platform to it, then? What is this game? Who are you, people? Yeah, and, like, what part of the movie is this even supposed to be? Like, when he's... He's at... He's in the alternate, and he's... Biff is... Is this, like, the building of Biff's casino? Oh, no. It does say Biff's in the background. But in the background? So what is he... Are these, like, bottles of malt liquor I'm picking up? I don't understand what's happening in this game. We got raiders? Did we just get raided? What's up? What's up, raiders? What's up, room raiders? Where are you raiding from? We just got raiders. Hello, raiders. Welcome. Give us a follow. We are Dumb Industries. Oh, I've missed the key. We're playing Back to the Future II and III. We're going to play Back to the Future I. In a while, we're going backwards for reasons unknown. For logistical controller related reasons. Well, this is the more impressive of the two games, I think, which is really saying something. It's charm. It's just, I don't understand. It literally has nothing to do with the movies you'll see in a moment. He's not even on a skateboard. Who are these like tiny piss jugs just walking around? It's like, like, how do you make a game with Marty McFly in it and not put him on a skateboard? Oh, here we go. Oh yeah. Hoverboard. That's it. It was the whole thing. They don't go over water. You need power. The DeLorean looks like a shoe. Where are the raiders coming from? What channel? Let's see. We got some raiders from MC Grim. Oh, very nice. Thank you so much, MC Grim. If you're still listening. What the? I cannot get on the stupid platform. just stop stop putting me here just take me to the other side change the category on twitch to back to the future part two and three there's two hundred thirty nine followers of that game so who knows who knows all right we got some more shout outs here nice sounds good oh I okay this is a good one this one comes from our good friend misty jamie thank you so misty jamie thank you uh misty jamie says colombo investigating the theft of randy macho man's favorite flip-flops oh my god so am I I'm macho man I guess yeah so you let's just say like you're in the locker room and I'm coming in you just finished a Uh, excuse me, uh, Mr., uh, Macho, uh, Mr. Man, uh... Please! My fans call me the Macho Man. You can just call me Randy Palofo if you care. Well, I really appreciate that, sir, and great fight out there. Oh, Mrs. Columbo's a huge wrestling fan. Oh, yeah! Listen, I am sorry to bother you. You're obviously very busy, but I am investigating the theft of your flip-flops for you. I know you put in a report, and I'm going to get those flip-flops back to you. I am so thankful you're here, brother. Those are my number one pair of flip-flops. I like to wear them out going to the McDonald's. I like to wear them going out to the store. The macho man doesn't always have time to put on his shoesies. And it's, uh, when you're as jacked on the roids as I am, it's, uh, sometimes you can't bend down too well, so you gotta have some flippity-floppies! They're my favorite pair. They come from the Rainbow Corporation. Oh, yeah. They're quite expensive, so if you could track them down, the Macho Man would appreciate it. I did not know that flip-flops were that near and dear to you, but it makes total sense. Flip-flops are life. Flip-flops are love. Ooh, there's an entire room full of malt liquor. Just one more thing, sir. You are aware of an invention called shoes, correct? The macho man doesn't have time for closed-toed shoes. The macho man's toesies need to be free to wiggle around and explore the space. Well, good day to you, sir. You too, Detective Columbo. Find my shoes and tell that son of a bitch Hulk Hogan I fucking hate his guts. All right. Thank you, Mr. Jamie. End scene. Thank you, Mr. Jamie. Let's see. We got another one here. I need to work on my macho man. We got another one here from Melissa M. Thank you, Melissa. No prompt here. We can just go crazy. You want to get nuts? Let's get nuts. You want to get nuts? Let's get nuts. Do you think that that was a direct reference to Prince's Let's Go Crazy song, because he says, let's get nuts. You want to get nuts? It's possible. I think it's more just that Michael Keaton probably wanted to do some real acting out of the suit with Jack Nicholson. And so they just had to come up with some stupid ass scene for him to. Hey, I love that scene. it's just so goofy. It's like, stop it. That movie's pretty Batman. But when I watched that scene, I'm like, that's not Batman. Uh, what's, what's something good we can do for, for this one. Thank you for watching. Yes. Thank you, Melissa. Uh, I could do, uh, uh, here's, uh, here's Randy Newman singing, singing the song Chattahoochee by Alan Jackson. Uh, Well, way down yonder on the Chattahoochee It gets hotter than a hoochie-coochie We made lover on the Georgia night We got a little crazy but we never got caught Down by the river on a Friday night Pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight, talking about cars and dreaming about women, looking for a plan just to live in for the minute. Way down yonder on the Chattahoochee, never knew what Melissa really meant to Randy. Wow. I think that was most of the words to Chattahoochee. I got a couple of them wrong. Well done. Thank you, Melissa. Thank you, Melissa. Matt, we have our first question of the evening. Oh. I like this. Shout out to Scribbler Johnny. Thank you so much, Scribbler. Thank you, Scribbler Johnny. Thank you, Mr. Scribbler. Scribbler Johnny asks, what was the first album you ever bought? Ooh, interesting. I'm trying to think, like, first album I bought with my own money, it might have been, like, the Wayne's World soundtrack or something. Yeah, like, well, I mean, the first albums I ever got as a kid, I think my parents got me Weird Al's Greatest Hits Vol. II, and then my dad was always trying to, like, buy me, like, Christian albums. which never took. I had a couple of the wow compilations, which were like the now that's what I call music, but for Christian music. So would you open those and just be like, oh, cool. Pretty much. Yeah, I'm like, oh, thanks. I guess I'll give this a shot. I learned a lot about Stephen Curtis Chapman from those. But the first I ever bought with my own money was in two thousand four. Sammy Hagar reunited with Van Halen for a horrible tour and they released the best of both worlds, which was a compilation album that had the best Sammy Hagar, Van Halen songs and David Lee Roth ones. So I bought that. It'd be great if it was like the best of both worlds, but it was all just David Lee Roth. It was all just the David Lee Roth ones. But what was weird was like, it's because I'm not as much of a Sammy Hagar hater as some people are. I think the first Sammy Hagar Van Halen album is quite good, but none of the songs on that album were really from that one, except for like the radio ballads. Because that's the one where like Dreams comes from and Love Walks In, which are fine, I guess. But that album has like Get Up is from that album. That's a great song. Good Enough is a great song. You could tell they started writing that when David Lee Roth was still in the band. It still has that kind of vibe to it. And then after that's when they started making like the Crystal Pepsi music and everything. There's some viewers who have like cool responses. Like our responses are kind of like run of the mill. It's either the Wayne's World soundtrack, but I bought that on cassette. I'm trying to think of the first CD I bought. Who the fuck is this guy? I can't remember. Commando Crow first was Faith No More. Oh, that's a tight one. Was it the one with Epic on it? You want it all, but you can't have it. First Violent Femmes album was Bekdu's first album. Very cool. Nice. That is a cool. That's a good thing to tell people because then you're instantly like, whoa, you must be cool. You must have a cool uncle who's like, you have to listen to this record. Were you ever into the Violent Femmes, Matt? I mean, I know that one song, but other than that... You never went through a Violent Femmes phase? Nah. Because most people do at some point in their life. I heard Blister in the Sun on the radio a lot, and like most people, when they started playing guitar, that was an easy one to figure out, so I learned that, but... Yeah. Outside of that, not so much. Nothing against them, I just never really... That's just one I never really dipped into. Ellie Mena says, the first I bought was No Doubt. That might have been a pretty early one for me, too. Tragic Kingdom. I know I had that. I just don't know when I bought it. Eric McKeddon, the first one I personally purchased was Mudhoney on LP. That's a good answer, too. which album I love mud honey I've I don't know if we've ever discussed mud honey matt we don't really ever discuss music at all we're too busy talking about all of our fairly are fairly kind of different from each other like yeah but yeah but but I mean like you know we understand the good and bad music you know type of thing yeah at the very least you're not like a fan of um I almost said Creed, but that's like too, that's like too cliche. Well, I do have to say when I was in high school, I've told the story before. I went to see Motley Crue in concert and it was very disappointing, but they were opened for by Papa Roach. And that concert kind of converted me to liking them because I'd never thought twice about Papa Roach, but they put on a surprisingly good concert. Cut my life into. like it had a lot of energy that guy he's a great showman so I did go through the the briefest of Papa Roach phases this was after they were new metal this is when they they started like flat ironing their hair and they did like that scars song tear my heart open uh so I I mean I have bought some lame albums in my time for sure uh I don't know I feel like when we talk music that really is where uh the age difference between us really becomes yeah becomes more apparent one of the first cassettes I bought was dukey yeah that was one of my first cds too oh american idiot was an early one that I bought too that's uh What was interesting with Dookie was, like, it came out on CD, but, like, there was, like, three different... What are these little guys? There were, like, three different copies you could get. One, remember, like, CDs would have the spine? One of the CDs just had a black spine, right? One of the other ones had, like, a see-through spine, and there was, like, a little design in the spine that you could see through. And then the one that I had was, like, a brown case on the other thing. Oh, brown. That's very creative. I know. But I wonder if, like, that was... Was that a special edition? Did I get, like, a first one? The special poop-colored album? Special shit album. Thanks for the question, Scribbler Johnny. We have a couple more donations here. Very nice. Lay them on me. Sock it to me. Next one comes from Spirocite. Spirocite, thank you so much. I look forward to your weekly meme if you're feeling up to it. No pressure. I have a feeling the weekly meme is going to involve your toes in some way, some fashion. Well, now you put ideas in their head. You've corrupted the purity of the art. If anyone hasn't heard the story yet, we uploaded the story Matt told on Thursday to our YouTube channel. It's sadly one of our better performing videos currently. Yes. So go to our YouTube channel. Yes, but long story short, I walked to McDonald's and flip-flops and nearly had an altercation with the security guard. But not why you might think. Not why you might think. I literally have no idea what the hell is happening here. Yeah, I wonder if... I mean, you're obviously still in Back to the Future, too. I'm, like, stuck. I can't... But anyway, did Spiroscythe have a prompter or anything? Spiroscythe. Oh, you can get those guys. It says, can you act out Huey Lewis selling encyclopedias door to door and meets Palpatine who asks for a Sith edition? What does Huey Lewis sound like when he's just a dude? I don't know. The only time I've ever heard him talk is when he goes like, you guys are just too darn loud. Yeah, I'm afraid you guys are just too darn loud. That was pretty good. It kind of sounds a little bit like Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs too, but that's... Maybe I should start doing Buffalo Bill for impressions. Puts the lotion on the skin. Puts the lotion on the skin. Puts the lotion on the basket! Puts the lotion on the basket. That's a good precious. Ding dong. Yes, hello. Who is at my door? I have no solicitation signs all over the place. This better be good. Oh, I'm sorry, sir. My name's Huey Lewis, and I've been ordered by the court to go door-to-door to sell encyclopedias, and I was wondering if perhaps you would like one of my encyclopedias. Hmm, I like the idea of a man being punished by forcing to sell encyclopedias door-to-door. That is so evil, I should have Lord Vader do that soon. I would perhaps be interested, what do these encyclopedias have inside of them? Well, like this one right here, we have, uh, A. Anything you can think of that begins with the letter A. You'll be able to look up and find out all about it. So I can learn about aardvarks? Yes. Or, uh, agriculture? Yes, agriculture is in there, yes. Or, uh, the Anasazi Indians? Native Americans, I'm sorry, I'm trying to be more woke. I'm watching my language. Yes, and, uh, sir, I, uh, don't want to pry, but you are a Sith Lord, is that correct? Yes, I am a Sith Lord. So, do these have any information in them pertaining to the Sith? Could I look up the story of Darth Plagueis the Wise in one of these? Yes, in fact, uh, we have an entire Sith edition of our encyclopedia collection. Might you be interested in that? I would perhaps be interested in that. How much does this cost? Six hundred, sixty-six dollars and sixty-six cents. Hmm, that is quite steep, but I like the... the cheap symbolism that you're using. I'm perhaps interested in that. Triclops' college does not start back for another semester or two, so I have some extra scratch around. Do you have a payment plan, perhaps? No, but we do accept Venmo. What is your at? I will look into it. At Power of Love. Okay, let me get this together. Triclops, do you remember what my Venmo password is? I have an important purchase to make. Someone in the chat said this is becoming improv. It became improv kind of a while ago. We need to take an improv class. That would be a good company expense. We'll just go down to the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater. Does that even exist anymore? I don't know if it does. I thought that they went out of business, but then I thought that they reopened. But aren't they like a weird cult? I mean, every comedy theater is kind of a weird cult in a little way. Kind of, but I just feel like after, you know... Attempting a career in show business the past ten years it I would hate to like Sign up for improv one-on-one, although Could be beneficial. I don't know what I'm talking about. Yeah Well, I think it's it's only like really cultish if you're planning to go through the whole program If you if you just did like a class to just learn some some skills, I don't think that they would Oh God, but then but then the thought of having to interact with improv people is harrowing Aaron M. says, the Huey Lewis concert at Universal Studios during Mardi Gras were some of the best concerts I've ever been to. I believe it. Huey Lewis, I'm sure, puts on a good... He's a showman. I bet you those shows are tight as hell. The eighties was a great time to be just like a middle-aged white guy who wanted to make soul music. Huey Lewis, Hall & Oates. Yeah. And others? Mainly those two, I guess. Mainly those two. Those three, really. Or Robert Palmer, that's another one. Oh, yeah. His cover of Mercy, Mercy Me is one of the most obnoxious things ever. My dad loves that song. He played it like three times in a row on a car trip, and my mom at a certain point was like, fucking turn that off. Uh, Danny says you two literally do more improvising every night than most improvisers do in a month. Is that true? Well, I don't know. We're not very good at yes-anding, really. I've never been involved in improv. I went to, like, I did, like, a sketch show once, like, nine years ago. I got my start in comedy doing Christian improv. Yikes. There's videos of this online. If I'm feeling bold one day, I will tell you what the name of our improv troupe is. And you can look up the results of that because it wasn't even like long form improv. It was like short form improv. So it was like Christian. Whose line is it anyway? There was an improv troupe at my college and I was still trying to do like music back then. Like I was in high school, I played guitar and was in like, you know, several crappy punk bands that played like, you know, one party and then promptly broke up. Mm hmm. And then one day my neighbor at the time in college across the hall from me in my dorm was like, hey, there's like an improv troupe that they're putting together. And I was like, well, I'm not going to get this, but you know, it's something to do tonight. I'll go and hang out at this audition and just like fart around. And then they liked me so much that I made the team. And, uh, and then my senior year of college, I led the team and I made it not a Christian improv troop anymore. I mean, I guess, I guess it technically was by just by virtue of, you know, it was a Christian university. It happened at, well, it was, it was created the first year I was on it. So it was, you know, only like three years old by the time you have to release like a press statement, say, um, That we're no longer affiliated with Jesus. Christian improv troupe breaks up with Jesus. No, we just started making more of our comedy, just more and more general. And that made us more popular, though. That's part of why I decided to start pursuing comedy, because doing that really inflated my ego. Because I'm like, wow, a lot of people are showing up for this. And in hindsight, I just realized that it was the only activity on campus that didn't directly involve Jesus in some way. So it was just... People were just desperate for things to do. And then I tried to do comedy out on my own and was humbled very quickly. Oh, yeah. Stand-up is... It's not easy. I don't want to say... It takes a very disturbed person to excel at that between just, like, the amount of just hustle you have to have to make it happen and then, like... there's that but it's uh even when you're an amazing comic you still have bad nights and you know it's not like I've ever really like ever killed or anything but bombing is like literally the worst feeling in the world you know yeah it's it's pretty sticks with you for days it's real and when you do it all the time you start getting to a point where it's like yeah like your self-worth just becomes like how well you did on your last set and it doesn't matter how many good ones you had in a row and then you have like a bad one and you're just like failure and it's like And then if you take like, you know, a week off from doing an open mic, you just feel like you've like quit it forever. And it's like, it was just... It's, uh, I would love to start doing comedy again. It's just like a, like a fun on the side thing to do. But when I was like seriously trying to pursue it, I was just like, it was not enjoyable. I was just like spending all my time on trains and like doing, you know, like the eleven thirty Mike at Creek in the cave and then like waking up exhausted to go to my day job. And it was. Yes. Yeah. I don't even remember. I don't think I've ever seen you do just like stand up, not as Ichabod. Not as Brother Ichabod. It wasn't very good. it was uh yeah like I I mean you all have seen me talk it's uh oh wow penguins says everyone bombs at some point I saw daryl hammond bomb at the comedy cellar and he started going off on you I'm not doing great at this do you want to switch over to the other one let's do it Let's do it. Back to the Future II, everybody. I'm sorry that I could not figure out what the hell was happening in this. It's a very confusing game. I really should have looked up a walkthrough on it before we went live. But yeah, sometimes you see really good people bomb. I don't know. I've seen Dave bomb before, I think. I've seen Dave bomb. I've seen... I mean, everyone, everyone bombs. I don't even want to name names because it sounds like. Well, no, it's you're naming names in a way where it's like, you know, it happens to everybody. It's not like you're trying to be like, oh, they fucking sucked. It's just, you know, it just it just happens when you do this. You know, it's a. Can you hear that? Yeah, I can hear that. I'm going to reset it just so we, you know, get the full get the full experience. Uh. Michael Richards bombed J-Pose. Yeah. Yeah, that was... I feel like if that had happened today, he'd be on Joe Rogan tomorrow, probably. You know, Michael Richards, that wasn't good, but he's owned up to it and been like, I fucked up. When that happens to most people these days, they just pivot to being a right-wing weirdo now. Exactly. At least he took a step back and He was like, yeah, I fucked up, and I'm just going to go away for a while. Yeah, and then he came back on curb, and he made fun of the whole situation. It was very funny. And then he didn't really do anything else. He stopped doing stand-up after that, though. Yeah, that's probably a good call. I mean, come on, you know how much that cast was making on Seinfeld by the time it ended? Yeah, he shouldn't have had to have done anything else after that if he was playing his money right. What was so weird, though, about Seinfeld, to kind of pivot off that a little bit, is how none of them really did... They all had problems with their follow-up shows for the longest time, like... What is the most popular Seinfeld follow-up? Veep and Curb, probably, and it took like, you know, fifteen years after, before, you know. Well, Curb is like right after Seinfeld. So, yeah. But they don't consider Larry David being a part of that. yeah well yeah as far as like the main cast goes yeah like uh yeah yeah jason alexander had like so many failed sitcoms there was like what was it bob whatever yeah he played like a motivational speaker yeah I can't even remember bob patterson I think that's what it was called uh yeah but veep veep is so good that it kind of makes up for yeah all the fat all the past you know jerry seinfeld made the b movie oh my god the b movie So what is this supposed to be? This is Back to the Future. You look like you're dressed like a member from Sha Na Na. You don't look like Marty McFly. You look like Bowser. I'm not even hitting things. I'm just falling. Like that. Why did that happen? Yeah, this is... I think you said it earlier, this feels more like the Paperboy than it does, like, a Back to the Future thing. This feels like a different game that they had already made, and then Back to the Future came out, and they tried to just slap that theme on top of it. They were like, we'll put some clocks in it, and that'll make it Back to the Future-y. But that's literally the only thing. Everything else, like, the girls on the... Yeah, none of this makes sense. Speaking of bees, there's some bees. You get chased by bees in this. You know what, Poopy? And you get beat up by village people. Yeah, you get beat up by Harvey Fierstein or whoever that's supposed to be. Yeah, this is like the My Girl video game. You're getting chased by bees. Wise Twin Sailor says Jason Alexander was married to Britney Spears for two days. Oh, yeah, that other guy named Jason Alexander. That is technically true, but it's a different Jason Alexander. Yeah. That just reminded me, though, speaking of people that were married to Britney Spears, you just reminded me of Kevin Federline and Popo Zhao, the greatest song of our generation. Popo Zhao. Can you put that in one of the pre-show reels? Is there a music video for that? I don't even know. There's a video of him playing that in the studio to MTV News. And it's so hilarious. I can track that down. He's like... He's so proud of it. He's so proud of Popo Zhao. Just imagine being the guy filming that. You're like... I don't even know what that means. Is this guy for real? Does he really want us to film this? He's still in the news every now and then because, you know, the whole free Britney thing. Yeah. I'm pretty sure he still has, like, shared custody of their kids or something. Yeah, you know he's gotta be, like, at least a little set on money. Like, you know. Dude hit the jackpot. I kinda hate this game. Yeah, this song is not anything from Back to the Future. I like the guy's just moving glass that you can run into like it's a Buster Keaton film. I don't understand why they didn't put him on a skateboard. Come on. This also just needs a guy with a big bunch of eggs in his hands that you can run into or a guy with a fruit stand. I'm trying to think of what this song reminds me of. Ah. Yeah, Beckdew says this looks like Paperboy. Yeah, this is like a weird Paperboy clone that they tried to say was Back to the Future related. But they forgot to give him a skateboard. I had Paperboy. Did you have Paperboy? I never played Paperboy. I know what it is, but... It's pretty fun. Nemesaur Kobo says, Bees, my god. Yeah, this is more of like the Wicker Man video game. Not the bees! Not the bees! This is what's so frustrating. So you beat that level. You're like, oh cool, now I've got to change the scenery. Nope. Yeah, at least the Hill Valley map does vaguely look like it does in the movie, I guess. That back lot that they also shot Gremlins on. That's all I can ever think of when I watch Gremlins. And Forrest Gump. Oh, yeah. Every time I watch Gremlins, I'm just like, this is just the town from Back to the Future, but with fake snow on it. So I wonder, did they do Back to the Future II there, too? They must have. Probably. They just featured it up a little bit. I mean, those are all Spielberg-affiliated films. So, yeah, it's Gremlins and Back to the Futures. and Forrest Gump, of course. Forrest Gump, yeah. I forget that he had something to do. No, he didn't. I was just joking. It was Robert Zemeckis. He might have produced it, though. Who knows? Zemeckis has a weirdly kind of James Cameron-esque career arc where he was doing really good stuff and then he just went all in on his weird CGI movies and then just kind of dropped off the face of the earth after that. like he thought that that like polar express uh like christmas carol technology was gonna be the next big thing and with him I think it's like he you know roger rabbit was like really oh yeah that was incredible that movie's great yeah that movie's still great I watched that again not too long ago and it's I think he made that movie and it was such like an amazing technical achievement that he was trying to break new ground and it just never really took off you know yeah well he was always trying to yeah push stuff technologically and uh yeah but then he kind of flew too close to the sun with Polar Express and then it was all just downhill from there but yeah it reminds me of James Cameron because yeah James Cameron was also pushing the envelope for a long time and doing stuff and then he just went all in on those blue people movies and now that's all he's interested in Yeah, it's, like, what's funny is, like, Jurassic Park was, like, the first big CGI movie, and Spielberg, like, those special effects don't hold up, right? Yeah, well, they did a very good job of disguising those effects with, like, the dark and the rain and stuff, because they knew the limits of the technology back then, so they didn't just, like, you know... But you would think Spielberg would have gone crazy and started just making all CGI movies after that. He really didn't. Well, have you seen Ready Player One? Well, yeah. But I mean... But yeah, you're right. It wasn't... Yeah, that was much, much later. I was joking. But yeah, after he did all those, he started going... He wanted to be a serious filmmaker when he started... yeah you know like because did he do band of brothers he did yeah he started doing stuff like that and did he do munich too am I imagining that yeah like it's warhorse who could forget warhorse the adventures of brinton tintin is that weird tintin rin tintin was a dog oh right tintin Yeah, Spielberg has an interesting kind of career trajectory. He also made The Lost World, Jurassic Park. Maybe that was his last kind of hurrah for trying to do a big blockbuster like that. And he was just like, yeah, I think I'm done after this. That is a bad movie. I was so excited for that. And then I was never excited for another Jurassic Park sequel ever again after that. It just killed my entire interest. They're never good. Every Jurassic Park sequel is the same thing. Well, yeah, every Jurassic Park movie, I always post the same joke on Facebook and Twitter when a new Jurassic Park movie comes out. Spoilers, the dinosaurs get out in this one because it's the same movie every time. The new one, it's like the dinosaurs are filming one right now. I don't know if you knew that. Yeah, like Scarlett Johansson's in it or something. The last Jurassic World movie was more about bees than it was about dinosaurs, speaking of. Or locusts or something. There's a whole locust subplot. At least it's not the dinosaurs got out again, I guess. If I want to watch a movie about locusts, I'll put on The Exorcist II. Watch James Earl Jones turn into a leopard or something. That is the weirdest movie. All those Exorcist sequels are awful except for the third one randomly. And that's because that one basically is a different movie that they slapped the Exorcist onto. Oh, by the way, I watched Nosferatu the other night. Oh, nice. The new one? Yeah. Nice. What'd you think? I loved it. I thought Skarsgård was amazing. And nothing like what I even was expecting. He really did a cool thing with that. Yeah, I really liked it, too. I only just wish I hadn't gone to see it with my mom. Yeah, well, that's insane. I told Jen that while we were watching it. Especially when you see his pee-pee. Yeah, when you... Little pee-pee. You see Nosferatu's pee-pee. Every time you say pee-pee like that, I just think of the one, isn't there like a Talking Heads David Byrne song or something like that? Little pee-pee. Little pee-pee. I've hated that since I was a kid. Little hands, little pee-pee. Little pee-pee. But yeah, I did go unfortunately watch that with my mother and it was, we were falling asleep through the first half of it and then we felt horribly awkward for the second half of it. We have a bad track record of going seeing movies like that together. We also saw Rob Zombie's Halloween in the movie theater together, which is also another one that you don't want to. Because we love the Halloween movies, but we were not familiar with the vibe of Rob Zombie. Where it's just all just like crass hillbillies yelling at each other. It's basically like, yeah, it's like, oh, you want Michael Myers origin story? Here's your fucking Michael Myers origin story. Ha ha. I don't know. What do you think is worse, Rob Zombie or Zack Snyder, like as a director? Oh, Zack Snyder, a hundred percent. Rob Zombie's made a couple okay ones. I really, really like Devil's Rejects. That's a good movie. I haven't seen any of those. House with a Thousand Corpses is a guilty pleasure of mine. It's basically just a Texas Chainsaw Massacre ripoff. But yeah, I like those okay. Lords of Salem is alright. But yeah, those Halloweens he did were... I think those might be the only movies I've ever seen of his. Oh yeah, well that's... That's, yeah, go watch House of Thousand Corpses, and then especially watch Devil's Rejects, because it's basically, Devil's Rejects is basically, like, a road trip western starring, like, knockoff Texas Chainsaw Massacre characters, and it's, uh, Brian Posehn is in it for a little bit. Oh, weird. Uh... It's, uh, it's not bad. It's got a lot of good licensed, uh, Walton Goggins shows up in those, uh... No, Zack Snyder is awful though. Like Rob Zombie, even though he makes a lot of trash, you can tell that he's like capable of like trying to make, you know, justifications and stuff for his, for his choices. Whereas Zack Snyder, you can tell he just went like, well, that looks cool. And just, you know, so I just died and, uh, Oh, let's, let's see what the poll is at. Yeah. Are we at that point of the, I think we're at that point. Guys, we asked you what co-op game you wanted to play tonight. We've reached that time. We've reached that time. Well, for this game coming out in eighty five, it's, you know, pretty technically all right, I guess. I think that's just the copyright on the movie, though. I think the game came out in eighty nine. All right. So we asked, what should we play? Jackbox, Pictionary, Mario Kart, Riff Trax. See where everyone's at. Riff Trax. OK. By a large margin there. I'm into that. All right. I am into that. Yeah, let me go ahead and get my my dual window set up going here. It's time for riff tracks. Are you familiar with the riff tracks website, Chris? Very familiar. Very, very familiar. That's an inside joke. I just got a new email. Oh, there it is. It'd be funny if it was someone complaining because you just made a joke about something they emailed me. Yeah, that was a reference to an angry email that Chris received about the quality of our website. I get angry emails every now and then. It's very rare. Everyone watching tonight in the chat, you're all You're all good, yeah. Cool. Trust me. And email me whenever you'd like, really. But sometimes people send really mean emails to me about things that I have no control over. Like somebody was just being really mean to you about the quality of our website, and they kept going like, have you ever been on the Rift Tracks website before? Yeah. It was weird. I was like, buddy, I don't know what to tell you. So if you ever hear me go, are you familiar with the Rift Tracks website? That's what I'm referencing. Oh, wait, I got to take this off. Oh, yeah, so we can get the code up. In the meantime, you guys will look at Matt. Let me go. Let me go look through the chat here. GB and he says, I think the problem with this Halloween is that Rob Zombie loved the original so much that he couldn't look at it from a distance to see what made it work. That's fair. I actually I don't mind the origin story part of that Rob Zombie Halloween movie. If you can divorce it from being a Halloween movie. What I don't like is the second half of that, which is just the original Halloween again, but sped up because the movie's halfway over. Right. That's where it really kind of falls apart. It's got pacing issues for sure. All right, I'm putting this in the chat. Everyone get ready. Head to rifftracks.games. And his Halloween, too, is actually kind of interesting if you just remove all the Michael Myers stuff from it. Like, if the movie had just focused on Laurie and Dr. Loomis, it would have been great, because the movie's basically about how everybody just deals with the fallout from the first Halloween, and Laurie deals with it by being just incredibly traumatized, and a lot of it's just about her trauma, and then Dr. Loomis deals with it by just his ego goes to his head, like he writes a book about it, and... And it's what's his name? Malcolm McDowell plays him and he's just like a like an egotistical shithead. And then he has like this moment where he goes on a talk show with Chris Hardwick and Weird Al and he has like the Troll Two documentary moment where he realizes that he's only popular because people like laughing at him and he kind of has a meltdown. But what's bad about that one is they had to put Michael Myers in it because it's a Halloween movie and it's like this whole weird thing where he sees his mom and there's like a white horse and it's like, if somebody could just make a fan edit of that movie and remove all the Michael Myers stuff and just make it all about Laurie and Dr. Loomis dealing with the fallout from the first Halloween, it would be decent, I think. Matt, I tuned out thirty seconds ago. Anyway, let's... Thanks, bud. Let's start this game. Sorry, I was just trying to get the thing started, and then I just kept hearing you go like, Loomis, Loomis, Dr. Loomis, Dr. Loomis. Let me turn the volume up. Here, let me get my keyboard where I can access it a little better. Was that too harsh? People in the chat are saying that that was harsh. Look, people send me mean emails and then I have to take it out on Matt. You see the cycle of abuse? The cycle of abuse, yeah. Don't send me mean emails. I end up abusing Matt. This is a great movie. I think I spelled this right. You know what? I've got time. Let me just... Oh. Add it right except for one letter. Okay. We good. We good, Holmes. Speaking of the Halloween movies, Inga and I have been working our way through Twin Peaks again, which we had been doing even before David Lynch passed away, and we just got to the point where Andrew Martell comes back, and I completely forgot that he's played by the bad guy from Halloween III. And all I can think of when I look at him is like, they called it Sam. Newt Gingrich, off. not the carrot nose penis how could she not realize my nose isn't the only thing made from a carrot uh I don't know why I'm questioning jack frost can you hear me chris yeah okay just making sure The problem is that Matt needs it to cover his feet. I knew it was coming. I knew it was coming. That got my vote. Take a drink every time my feet are brought up tonight. Um, you people are obsessed with my feet. Marla then developed scarphobia, an irrational fear of scars. Time to pick the funniest riff. Uh... I mean, usually I'm easy to, uh, ego manipulate and that I'll click on anything that has my name in it, but should I? Yes. Uh, all right. Hey guys, if you didn't, I begrudgingly gets my vote. If you didn't make it into the game, you can, uh, still vote and help pick clips directly in the Twitch chat. Pretty cool technology. Quite amazing, this computer magic, to quote Spinal Tap. Hey, tomorrow's the mid to late evening show with Mary Jo Peel. Don't miss it. Tomorrow night, APM. Putting together the last final touches on my pre-show for that. Yeah. We have such an amazing show. You guys are going to love it. Yeah, of course. It had to. It had to happen. Now, if you try to force beat references into things that they don't belong, it has to be a nice organic reference. I made this a seven-round game, by the way, because... I don't know if I have two games. Are you the next top riffer? Enter your riff. All right. We still have Christmas mode turned on, I see. Oh, shit. Is that what's going on? Yeah, that's why all these are... That's okay. It's still January. I'll allow it. Is it specimens or specimen? Dude, that's just lazy. Nice. She drove me crazy. Golly Davey, I've never been eaten by lions before. Fine young specimens, Martha. They'll do. Golden Corral will pay us handsomely for this meat. Yeah, golden corral me. I like the bababooey sound effect. I have a broken sense of humor that appeals to me. Yeah, is it specimen or specimens? I feel like the grammar is wonky there. Specimens? Specimen. That's another one of those words, the more you say it, the less it sounds like a real word. Specimen. Specimen. Doctor Specimen. Doctor Specimen. I just got a news alert. Roseanne Barr wants to return to TV with offensive new show featuring a lot of swearing. No one's ever done that before. Maybe it'll be good. I don't, like, I don't know. I've talked about this before. It feels like when people try to make something offensive, it always just comes across, like, I mean, there's some people who are just naturally just offensive people, and that's one thing, but, uh... Yeah, anytime you try to be edgy, it just always comes off like you're a kid smoking in front of a no-smoking sign, you know? You're like, whoa! It's like, what? Is she gonna do her terrible rap song? Nice! Yeah, she was in that terrible music video where her and that other guy looked like characters from Spring Breakers. It's awful. And what do you want? Santa, I brought you a new song. A new song. And what do you want? Santa, I brought you a new song. A new song. It's that time again. Enter your riff now. Oh, I disappeared. Where'd I go? While there's a lull, we don't have any more donations, do we? Sick. Sick. Is that a clip from, like, a cannibal holocaust at the top corner? What is that? It's all Christmas movies and then a snuff film. Admiral Ackbar, maybe? Or is it a bear? I can't tell. It's a trap! Our guns can't repel fire of that magnitude. Maybe I should do Admiral Ackbar for our impressions. It's a trap! You'll need to take your space cruiser through the middle of the new death door. I can do Bolo from The Mighty Boosh. I've got a bad feeling about this. That almost kind of sounded like the new Nosferatu a little bit. Yeah. Oh, his is all about the rolling of the R's. The rolling of the R's and the weird breathing. I need you to bounce on it. What? I love the entire plot of that movie is Willem Dafoe just being like, you need to have sex with this Dracula man to save all of us. Willem Dafoe is great in that. He's great, yeah. Santa, I brought you a new song. A new song? It's Detachable Penis by King Nyssa. And what do you want? Santa, I brought you a new song. A new song. It's Johnny B. Good. And what do you want? Santa, I brought you a new song. A new song. Yes, it's called Closer by Nine Inch Nails. I love how we all just made basically the same joke or different weird songs. A new song. I don't know how to tell you this, but I'm stooping your mom. Stooping. Santa, I brought you a new song. A new song. It's a duet. I'll need to pleasure mouth to sing along. And what do you want? Santa, I brought you a new song. Is that Spanky from the Little Rascals? A new song. It's by a new group called Limp Bizkit. You'll love it. Time to place your vote, fellow rippers. I like the one with Closer in it. That's a good one. I was trying to think of a good song to use for this, and I think that one wins. Yeah, that new Nosferatu is pretty good. Oh, we got a couple more donations here. Oh, nice. Next one. Ryan S., who says, Michael calls Paul Stanley. Okay, we'll have to wait. We got like twelve seconds. I don't know if we can. Yeah, we'll do it the next part. Time's almost up. So I'm going to take a liberal drink to be able to pull off Paul Stanley tonight. My throat is sore. Might be a champion river in the making. Nice. So you can get just two first place votes and win the round. Apparently. Apparently. That is worse than heading off a stampede. How was I? All right. That is worse than heading off a stampede. How was I? All right. Time to bring the funny to your rift now. Let's see how this goes. Uh oh. I didn't know what to do quite for this one, so I'm getting experimental over here. experimental oh paul stanley so uh ring ring hello oh uncle my paulie I strapped here downstairs in your basement and I need to get out who is this I don't know who you are who you're calling for it's michael Are you one of- I mean, I've been with a lot of ladies, but I don't know all my children, but I'm not sure who you are. You'll have to refresh my memory. That is worse than heading off a stampede. Good one. To be continued. Gotta get this. You're fired, by the way. Hello? That is worse than heading off a stampede. How was I? All right. Yes, is this the Cocksucker residence? Okay. Ah, Serial Mom. That's pretty good. Oh, wow. Well, now that two people have made it, it seems kind of hack. Wow, the same joke was made. Two jokes were made by two people. My options are so redundant. We'll do that one. We'll do that one. And then we'll do this one. Get a good variety and spread. All right. All right, Michael, I'm coming to free you from the basement. I'm coming down to you, baby. Oh, be quick, Uncle My Polly. I'm really scared down here. Let me hop on my flying ring and I will be there. Thank you, Uncle My Polly. And scene. All right, we got another one here. Oh, we got like six seconds. Should we wait for the... Yeah, let's wait. I don't want to wait. If you don't get the cocksucker resonance reference, go watch Serial Mom. That's probably my favorite John Waters movie. It's pretty great. Bad and Desperate Living. Pussy willows, daddy. Well, if there was a Santa Claus, And he did bring you a big brother. You know what your big brother would tell you? You've seen the clip. Now enter your riff. Let's see how this does. Let's see how this one performs. Okay, next one. Oh, oh, well, okay. This is like off-brand Charlie Brown. I'm being trafficked by Santa. Well, if there was a Santa Claus, and he did bring you a big brother, you know what your big brother would tell you? In the future, do not, I repeat, do not vote for the guy from The Apprentice. Well, if there was a Santa Claus, and he did bring you a big brother, you know what your big brother would tell you? He did tell you that Nie Elftedele was an inside job while he smoked with next to a blacklight poster in his room like a loser. Well, if there was a Santa Claus, and he did bring you a big brother, you know what your big brother would tell you? We're what you get when you order a Charlie Brown Christmas from Temmel. Well, if there was a Santa Claus and he did bring you a big brother, you know what your big brother would tell you? Probably something like good grief, but that won't get us sued. Well, if there was a Santa Claus and he did bring you a big brother, you know what your big brother would tell you? Big brother will tell you. I'm reporting you to the Trump administration as a day higher. Here we go again. Time to vote. Let's do this one. Let's do this one. And this one. I picked these in no particular order. Sure. I had no favorites in this one. They were all similar in my eyes. Oh, okay. So anyways, the nation comes from Daedra. Daedra, thank you. deidre says having a rough week with an overly aggressive and angry boss would be nice to hear how brother ichabod would chew them out for being shitty okay uh here should I wait to tackle this in the next break or I feel like I'm gonna yeah a second okay but thank you deidre we will get to your request in just a moment that'll give me some time to brainstorm as well Well done. Way to go. Caffeinate a little bit. I just have a series of drinks over here. I'm in second place, debasers. Alright, this is the next to last round. He is stuck. Hey, do you think if we stick around a while, we'll find out what happened? Yeah. Okay. Take a deep breath and enter your rift. Okay, I've submitted mine already. Uh, so, Deidre yelling at Deidre's boss as Brother Echabod. Let me back up from my mic a little bit. Uh... Hey! Fuckhead! Wait, hold on. Oh, I still... Okay. Yeah, I gotta... Alright, do it now. Hey! Hey, fuckhead! You enjoy screaming at people in your office? Well, you must have a little penis! Or perhaps... Uh, a little... little nipples, whatever the female equivalent of the tiny penis is. Uh, I'm not sure if Deidre's boss is a man or a woman, so I'm covering all my bases. Uh, yelling at people who are under you will get you nothing but the worst treatment in hell, just ask Jackie Gleason. He has been made to be a lifeguard in the pool of piss down here in our water park. He just has to spend all of his time swimming in a giant pool of pee, rescuing toddlers who can't swim, and telling people not to bring their inner tubes in. It's a horrible existence. Don't do it. No yelling. Shut up. No eye contact. Oh, God. Santa just shit himself. I can smell it from here. This is the worst episode of Heho I've ever seen. Nice. Oh no, not Mr. Tampon. Let's get him unstuck. Hee-haw babies, they'll make your dreams come true. Two hee-haw riffs, very nice. It turns out he drove a cyber truck into an inch of water. He is stuck. Hey, do you think if we stick around a while, we'll find out what happened? Yeah. Maybe he'll shriek until his heart stops beating. Okay, we all had a good laugh. Now time to vote. dangerous says thank you so much guys I actually do feel better well I'm glad I'm glad to help I always feel bad when I do the ichabod impression on the stream it's not as good as when I do it for the show because I have to like warm up my voice a lot when we record it to be able to to do that well like when I do it just cold it doesn't always come out as good as it does when we do our actual recordings but uh but I'm glad I'm glad you dug it uh you know what I'm gonna vote for the other hee-haw riff because I wrote the first one I'm glad I'm not the only piece of white trash you watched a lot of hee-haw did you watch hee-haw I don't even know what what is hee-haw is that a sitcom or something it's like it's like if saturday night live was made by hicks basically it's uh there was like there was good music on it uh I think whenever I was on it I just heard the name hee-haw like yep not watching that It's not a name that appeals itself a lot. It was one of those things that came on, like, PBS a lot, like, when I was a kid. Yeah, I'm looking at it. There was twenty-five seasons. Yeah, it was on for a long time. Morbo says it sounds like we need a Hee Haw Mystery Hour. Oh my god, yeah, we should do a special Hee Haw episode of Mystery Hour. To show Chris. It was weird because it was all the worst comedy, but then Roy Clark would play guitar and he would be amazing. Wow, DeBaser's killing it this game. Bart Fargo says, I don't recall it being on PBS. I think it was syndicated. Maybe that was it. I thought it was on PBS. It seemed like it came on the same type of channel where I'd see Monty Python's Flying Circus as a kid, which I thought was also PBS. But I could be wrong. This movie. You love me, don't you? Say you love me, Santa. It's go time, mama jama. It's in your ribbon now. I gotta say uh second place tonight was more mario kart blue shells only oh god that would have been chaos Okay, let's see how that does. Santa Claus, you love me, don't you? Say you love me, Santa. And then a loving Santa carried little Timmy over the threshold for their honeymoon night. Santa Claus, you love me, don't you? Say you love me, Santa. Ho, ho, ho. I have been trying to reach you about the expiring car warranty. Nice callback. Santa Claus, you love me, don't you? Say you love me, Santa. Now that you've licked my boots clean, you can get started on the top half of me. Santa Claus, you love me, don't you? Say you love me, Santa. Do you like gladiator movies? Santa Claus, you love me, don't you? Say you love me, Santa. No, I don't. And now I'm gonna feed you to Blitzen. Good stuff. Oh, my God. First, second, third. I'm trying to think of something good to put on when we go off the air here in a little bit. Look around a little bit. We get caught up on all the donations and everything? Yeah, we're good. Okay, good. Thank you so much, everybody who donated. That's awful sweet of you. Yeah. Awful Christian of y'all. Don't forget to join the Super Dumb Bros Super Club. Totally free to join. Watch ad-free on our website. You'll get email reminders whenever we're about to do a show. And you can always watch our most recent live stream on demand. Yeah. Whole week we leave it up till a new one takes its place. Don't do don't don't don't don't don't don't don't. Well, look at this hot shot. Look at this. Oh, I think Matt, I think you just won it. What? No, I think you just took the game. And the winner is. Wow! I didn't see that coming. I don't think I had, like, a top rift the whole game. I was just... I was just slowly just, uh, practicing the fundamentals in the background. That's, uh... Well, thanks so much to everybody who voted for me. I would like to thank the Academy. You like me. You really like me. Uh... Wow. Uh, maze balls. Well, everyone, that was great. That was a fun time. I enjoyed myself quite a bit. Uh, same Z's same Z's. Thanks so much for, for hanging out with us tonight. This has been a blast. Uh, I think I've settled on what I'm going to put on dumb television after we go off since the Mary Jo Peel shows tomorrow. I thought maybe I do a little marathon of some of our, our weird clip episodes. So I've got the weird music videos episode queued up and then the weird trailers episode after that. So, uh, Do it. Do it. So if it takes me a second to update the schedule because I'm holed up in the bathroom like I tend to be after these go off the air, just let everybody else know that that's what's playing. Hold up in the bathroom? Why are you holed up in the bathroom? Because I'm taking a shit. You brought it up. I'm just curious. Is that your post-show ritual? You go into the bathroom for twenty minutes or something? Yeah, you know, it's like Frank, you know, like it's you get done for a while and you hole up in the bathroom. Wait a minute. Are you saying like you spend like an extended period of time in the bathroom, Matt? I mean, like, I have been known to bring my Nintendo Switch in with me, yeah, sometimes. My legs have fallen asleep on the toilet more than once. We have one of those toilets, like, from the late eighties where it's, like, a complete right angle. So it's, like, sometimes I have to, like, regain the ability to walk when I'm done, you know? It's your post-show shitchewel. Ah, love it. Yeah, is this another story? Let's just stream for another hour and just break down Matt's post-show rituals. Chris is now like, this is the most fascinated with my life I've ever seen you. Well, I feel like because you brought up this whole story on Thursday. I've known you for what, like nine something years? For a while, yeah. Like seven, eight years, something like that. I think until now, I never... question how I live my life yeah it's just always kind of like oh that's kind of weird but I you know really don't spend a lot of time thinking about it but now I'm going to pay attention a little bit more and you know because I don't want to like I wouldn't like just like embarrass you like I notice you no you would never do that Well, not without warning, but no, yeah, no. Yeah. It's a, yeah, no, you, you like to bust my balls. It's a, we, we have a fun back and forth. Uh, do I wear shoes in the bathroom? Uh, uh, not really unless, uh, you know, just being holed up in the bathroom is, uh, it's a, it's a nice turn of phrase. You lock the door. You have roommates, so you must lock the door, right? Yes. Yes. Though we do have one of those bathrooms where it's very small, so you can just hear everything that's happening right on the outside of the door. So it's like if anybody's in our kitchen, I'm just self-conscious about just the massive shit I'm taking while they're, you know, cooking food nine feet away from me on the other side. And that's our show, everyone. Good night, everyone. We love you. Stay tuned for Mary Jo Peel show stuff. Bye. Bye.

Matt & Chris turn to their favorite fictional savior Superman to provide some much-needed distraction for the latest Super Dumb Bros., playing Superman for NES, Superman 64, Superman for Atari, and finally, The Death and Return of Superman. Then, Chris goes insane and challenges several viewers to a round of blue-shell-only Mario Kart!

Matt & Chris dive back into the world of Arkham Asylum as Chris attempts to not suck at finding Killer Croc’s lair, and Matt somehow plows through several levels with great ease, all before the Super Dumb Bros. play some scribbl.io with viewers!

It’s the first Super Dumb Bros. of 2025 and the perfect time to revisit a classic 3D Mario game, Super Mario Galaxy, which Matt has a hard time quitting which enrages Chris. Then the Super Dumb Bros. play a round of Jackbox’s Trivia Murder Party where everyone discovers they don’t understand blood types as well as they thought they did.

It’s the final Super Dumb Bros. of 2024 and Matt & Chris are here to play as much of the original Resident Evil game as their impatient brains can handle, which is about 20 minutes, all before playing a few more rounds of Tetris 99 with viewers!

It’s Christmas Eve Eve and the Super Dumb Bros. are here to play through a bunch of crappy games featuring Santa Claus, including Daze Before Christmas, Elf Bowling, and The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause, all before playing a round of RiffTrax: The Game featuring ALL Christmas clips!

Matt & Chris put their differences aside in the spirit of the holiday season, this time to fire up some truly awful adaptations of the famous DIE HARD franchise, including NES’s Die Hard, Playstation’s Die Hard Trilogy, Die Hard: Arcade, Die Hard 2: Die Harder for PC, and other unplayable titles! Then, the Super Dumb Bros. play some Fall Guys and Quiplash with viewers!

Matt & Chris made their families disappear so they can spend time playing various iterations of video games based on HOME ALONE and HOME ALONE 2, which they can definitively say are all objectively awful, all before playing an epic round of RiffTrax: The Game with viewers!

Matt & Chris are here to kick-off the Dumb Holiday Season® on Super Dumb Bros. by playing Christmas-themed Batman games, including Batman: Arkham Origins for Wii U and Batman Returns for SNES, all before playing an epic round of Quiplash with viewers!

Matt & Chris gear up to play some of the earliest entries in the classic RPG franchise Final Fantasy, followed by a couple of hilarious rounds of the JackBox game Guesspionage!

Matt & Chris are back with an all-new Super Dumb Bros. to play the classic 1999 3D platformer Donkey Kong 64, a game that’s as problematic as it is delightful, and then follow it up with a few exciting rounds of Tetris 99 with viewers!

Matt & Chris go live for a special BONUS episode of Super Dumb in which they play through the story mode of Mortal Kombat 11, a story so silly we’re pretty sure the game developers are trolling us. Nonetheless, the Super Dumb Bros. have a lot of fun trying to make sense of it.

Matt & Chris are in the mood for some forced learning, so they fire up the classic school computer game The Oregon Trail with the intention of getting to other educational games. However, Chris gets so caught up in his journey they barely even have time for Mavis Beacon. Then they close it out with some RiffTrax: The Game. Glennis lives!

It’s Election Day Eve and Matt & Chris are here to distract you by playing the N64 platformer Banjo-Kazooie, a game Chris seems somewhat adept at despite barely being able to control! Then the Super Dumb Bros. continue to play The Walking Dead TellTale Game, which mostly involves Chris looking for a band-aid.

Matt & Chris close out Spooky Season by playing the excellent Telltale Game The Walking Dead, a game that legit freaks them out at times and also provides plenty of riffing fodder. Then it’s onto a round of Trivia Murder Party with viewers!

It’s still Dumb Spooky Season and the Super Dumb Bros. are here to play through the iconic horror beat-em-up franchise SPLATTERHOUSE, including Splatterhouse: Wanpaku Graffiti, Splatterhouse 2, and Splatterhouse 3, followed by some truly epic rounds of Fall Guys with viewers!

Matt & Chris continue their bonus episode of Super Dumb Bros., featuring the Super Dumb Bros. playing ALL co-op games with viewers, which very quickly devolves into chaos! Part 2 of 2.

Matt & Chris present a special bonus episode of Super Dumb Bros. that was unlocked thanks to our supporters during The Dumb Telethon, featuring the Super Dumb Bros. playing ALL co-op games with viewers! Part 1 of 2.

Dumb Spooky Season rages on and once they get all those wacky knobs and levels worked out, Matt & Chris take a deep dive into the world of Luigi's Mansion with Luigi's Mansion 3 for Nintendo Switch! To close things out, the Super Dumb Bros. play a few rounds of Mario Kart 8 with viewers!