This week’s Dumb Deals:

The Dumb Industries Mystery Hour Mystery Club now available

The Mads Are Back: A Night of Shorts XI | $6 w/ promo code MYLAR thru September 15

The Dumb 2023 Fall Sale | 15% off the Fall Collection w/ promo code DUMBFALL2023 thru September 21

Jackey Neyman Jones stops by to raffle off a seat at her fall paint party, Matt & Chris put Night of the Ghouls on sale, recap Emmy's Invention for Destruction watch party, and reveal The Mads Are Back is riffing The Devil's Weed with returning guest Rachel Littman, all before settling in for Life with Grandpa!

Mystery guest Emmy Martian joins Matt & Chris to give away Dimension 5, recap the Lawler and Order episode of The Mary Jo Pehl Show and a mutant-filled Hands of Paint class, tease Halloween plans at Dumb, and meet a man who is truly in love with his car, all before watching an episode of Robocop: The Animated Series!

After surviving a Blue Beetle screening on Delancey Street, Matt & Chris put Night of Shorts X on sale, recap Movie Jo Night and Emmy's Night of the Hunter watch party, and welcome back Star Wars correspondent Dez to talk Ahsoka and learn CPR, all before the comics crowd gets a DC promotional video for Zero Hour: Crisis in Time!

Matt & Chris recap the debut of The Witching Hour, welcome Emmy's Wednesday watch parties back from hiatus, put Teenagers from Outer Space on sale, and preview Death Cruise on Movie Jo Night, all before bracing for the end of the world with Y2K: The Millennium Bug's Deadliest Secret!

Fresh off the I Accuse My Parents premiere, Matt & Chris put The Devil Bat on sale, kick off the K's Back to School sale, raffle off a seat at Jackey's next paint party, watch the Kettle Baby, and tease a mysterious new Dumb Industries special called The Witching Hour, all before hitting the aisles for an episode of Supermarket Sweep!

Matt & Chris pay tribute to Paul Reubens, premiere a LaserDisc sales video from Chris Doyle, put Night of Shorts 9 on sale, give away tickets to the season four premiere of The Mads Are Back, and meet Wild Steve, all before the gang at Bayside learns there's No Hope with Dope in a Saved By The Bell anti-drug special!

The two dudes are back to put Bride of the Monster on sale (promo code DEATHBYIKEA), launch five new fan-inspired t-shirts, show off the Gargans from Jackey's class, recap Emmy's Sweeney Todd watch party, and reveal that The Mads Are Back season four kicks off with I Accuse My Parents, all before Winnie the Pooh teaches everyone to be Too Smart For Strangers!

In front of their biggest crowd yet, Matt & Chris celebrate the release of The Mads Are Back season three, raffle off the whole collection, talk strikes and copyright strikes, catch up on Chit-Chat & Tidbits and Emmy's Cold in July watch party, and preview the Gargan painting class and a very special Movie Jo Night, all before cracking open a Pabst Blue Ribbon promo video!

Matt & Chris celebrate three years of The Mads Are Back after a record-breaking Night of Shorts 12, give away season three, show off the psychedelic sunsets from Jackey's paint party, and watch a very special anti-marijuana excerpt, all before diving into the gloriously live-action cut-scenes of Star Wars: Dark Forces II!

It's a post-Fourth Mystery Hour! Matt & Chris give away More Shorts for K, unveil the creepy clown dolls Matt inherited from his grandparents, launch the NASTY COUCH sale on the entire Master Collection, and watch a viewer-submitted trailer for How to Become a Ninja, all before buckling up for a US Army evasive driving video!

The two dudes return for an all-new Mystery Hour to raffle off Dark Star, hold a legally binding poll on a Mr. Spriggs BBQ t-shirt, look back on Chris & Mary Jo learning Dungeons & Dragons, and let chat guess which comedian Matt matched with on a dating app. Then a Christian puppet gets real about dirty pictures, and the night ends with New Believers!

Matt & Chris are back for another Dumb Industries Mystery Hour, where they defend Matt's Evanescence-heavy pre-show, recap Dying Room Only on Movie Jo Night and Emmy Martian's screening of Parents, watch a pastor cast a very specific demon out of a very unlucky woman, and preview Jackey Neyman Jones' Horrors of Spider Island painting class, all before winding down with Teddy Ruxpin in Come Dream with Me Tonight!

Following a mysterious two-week absence, Matt & Chris are back in the saddle at the Dumb Industries Mystery Hour to discuss everything going on at Dumb Industries, before closing it out with their feature presentation: Wendy’s Grill Skills! Recorded live June 8, 2023.

Matt & Chris reconvene to discuss everything happening at Dumb Industries and than watch their feature presentation: Kirk Cameron hosting a walkthrough of Disney’s Twilight Zone Tower of Terror. Recorded live May 25, 2023.

Matt & Chris are back in the saddle for yet another Dumb Industries Mystery Hour as they go over the week in Dumb including another Jackey Neyman Jones’ Paint Parties and Movie Jo Night: The Fantastic Four, Emmy’s screening of Miami Blues in our Discord Server, all before getting into what’s coming up at Dumb including Chit-Chat & Tidbits, The Mary Jo Pehl Show Trader Joe’s Challenge, and then watch an instructional video on the benefits of POGS! Recorded live May 18, 2023.

Matt & Chris reconvene in the middle of a busy week at Dumb Industries to discuss the big Dumb Spring Sale which includes all sorts of amazing new designs and products you should check out right away, and then get into what’s coming up at Dumb, then Chris briefly dies but is brought back to life via disembodied voice in time to watch a disturbing episode of Dinosaurs.

It’s Star Wars Day and Matt & Chris decide to give this franchise a chance with their very own Star Wars Day Special! First the duo go over the recent screening of The Hidden Fortress Emmy hosted in our Discord server, and then welcome special Mystery Guest DEZ to view the original Star Tours ride in its entirety, all before watching their feature presentation: Return of the Ewok - a short film starring Warrick Davis!

Still struggling from the effects of last week’s 4/20 special, Matt & Chris reconvene to discuss a busy week at Dumb, all before watching a disturbing intermission video and getting into what’s Coming Soon to Dumb, including the big Mads Are Back livestream on May 9, and then watch a bizarre educational short hosted by Leonard Nimoy! Recorded live April 27, 2023.

Matt & Chris celebrate 4/20 much in the same way they celebrate any other Thursday: by hosting an all-new episode of The Dumb Industries Mystery Hour! This week, the duo discuss everything that’s going on at Dumb, then discuss what’s coming up at Dumb! This week’s feature presentation is the Cartoon All-Stars Anti-Drug video, introduced by George & Barbara Bush and featuring an incomprehensible array of animated IP that should never, ever co-exist. Recorded live April 20, 2023.

Matt & Chris are still alive somehow and manage to work up enough strength to go over everything that’s going on at Dumb this week all before getting into what’s coming up at Dumb including another Jackey Neyman Jones’ Paint Parties and The Mads Are Back: A Night of Shorts XI and settling on watching a Y2K documentary hosted by Robert Stack! Recorded live April 6, 2023.

Matt & Chris meet up during the busiest week in Dumb history to go over what’s going on this week at Dumb Industries before bringing out very special mystery guest Jackey Neyman Jones to discuss Year 2 of her online art classes and to watch a series of disturbing ads featuring the world’s gaspiest man, then discuss the upcoming Darkstar: Terror at the Edge of Time: The Watch Party before getting into their feature presentation: Body Language! Recorded live March 30, 2023.

Get ready for non-stop promotional content as Matt & Chris meet up to discuss the week in Dumb, and then get into what’s coming up at Dumb including a new Jackey Neyman Jones: Hands of Paint class on Saturday, another Mary Jo Pehl Show Clubhouse exclusive livestream on Monday, a new episode of The Mary Jo Pehl Show on Tuesday, and the big Darkstar watch party on Friday, and THEN watch Decide To Be Drug Free, an anti-drug video hosted by a non-blinking relative of Munchie.

It’s another exciting edition of The Dumb Industries Mystery Hour as Matt & Chris meet up to discuss the week at Dumb, before welcoming Peter Hunter—Marketing Director at RiffTrax—to the program to discuss the current RiffTrax Kickstarter and their upcoming live-riff of RAD, all before watching You On Kazoo, a terrifying VHS tape Matt discovered in the bowels of Hell.

Matt & Chris reconvene after a harrowing two-day absence to go over everything happening at Dumb Industries before previewing the upcoming Jackey Neyman Jones’ Paint Parties, our Oscars Watch Party this Sunday, our Mads Are Back: Night of the Ghouls livestream on Tuesday, and Movie Jo Night: Gargoyles on March 21, then cap it all off with a William Shatner-hosted video on the subject of hypnosis! Recorded live March 9, 2023.

Matt & Chris realized they had an open Tuesday on their calendar so they invite their friends Kevin Smith (not the director) and Deana Dolphin to play a few rounds of RiffTrax: The Game along with all of you! Recorded live March 7, 2023.

Matt & Chris jump back in the driver’s seat to breakdown another action-packed week at Dumb Industries and get into what’s coming up at Dumb, including a bonus livestream on Tuesday where Chris, Matt & friends will play RiffTrax: The Game, and the exciting upcoming Dumb Industries Oscars Watch Party on Sunday, March 12, all before watching a disturbingly entertaining Dianetics infomercial from 1995! Recorded live March 2, 2023.

Don’t fret! Matt & Chris are back with another exciting edition of The Dumb Industries Mystery Hour to discuss what’s going on this week at Dumb, and then get into what’s coming up, including an exclusive Clubhouse livestream on Friday, a new Robot Monster-themed Hands of Paint class on Saturday, The Mary Jo Pehl Show Cult Robe Contest on Tuesday, and the upcoming Dumb Industries Oscars Watch Party in March, all before watching a bizarre father-daughter yodeling team teach us how to yodel.

Matt & Chris are back at it again for another exciting Dumb Industries Mystery Hour as they recap the week in Dumb, then get into what’s coming up at Dumb including the upcoming Movie Jo Night: The Cat Creature (RSVP here) and the next Mary Jo Pehl Show: The Cult Robe Contest (RSVP here), all before watching Facial Magic, an exercise video for your lazy friggin’ face. Recorded live February 16, 2023.

Matt & Chris join forces once again for a record-breaking second time in a single week to recap the week in Dumb, and get into what’s coming up at Dumb, including Jackey Neyman Jones’ upcoming Paint Parties class (register here), and The Mads Are Back: Dimension 5 on Valentine’s Day, then persevere through a harrowing 60-minute VHS tape: John Jacobs and the Power Team. Recorded live February 9, 2023.

Matt & Chris are back at it again for another exciting Dumb Industries Mystery Hour that finds the duo discussing the past week at Dumb Industries before moving onto what’s coming up at Dumb, including The Mads Are Back: Dimension 5 on February 14 (tickets on sale now), and then close out the night with a screening Coverall College’s Art & Science of Cleaning interactive training video. Recorded live February 2, 2023.

Get ready for a wild evening of mysteries as Matt & Chris go over #JanInThePanInJan week at Dumb, all before welcoming very special mystery guest DEZ to watch an unfortunately dark VHS tape about the dangers of psychic charlatans. Recorded live January 26, 2023.

Matt & Chris are back at it again for another exciting edition of The Dumb Industries Mystery Hour, as they recap the week in Dumb, and preview what’s coming up at Dumb, including an all-new episode of The Mary Jo Pehl Show and an all-new Jackey Neyman Jones: The Hands of Paint, all before welcoming very special guest Jennifer Harmon to the program to watch a Woolworth Training Video hosted by the world’s premier criminal shoplifter. Recorded live January 19, 2023.

It’s Thursday the 12th and Matt & Chris are FREAKING THE EFF OUT! Not really, though. Anyway, this week they recap the week in Dumb, then get into what’s coming up at Dumb, including this Saturday’s Jackey Neyman Jones’ Paint Parties class (sign up here) and Tuesday’s Movie Jo Night: Moon of the Wolf, all before playing Friday the 13th: The Game for NES, plus Halloween & Texas Chainsaw Massacre for Atari 2600 for good measure. Recorded live January 12, 2023.

It’s a New Year and Matt & Chris have some Dumb to recap! First they go over Emmy’s recent watch party for 1984 in the Dumb Discord Server, Chris’s new Raspberry Pi and Yoda Stories, and then look ahead to Tuesday’s livestream, The Mads Are Back: A Night of Shorts X, the next Jackey Neyman Jones’ Paint Parties, and the upcoming Movie Jo Night: Moon of the Wolf, all before enduring yet another fascinatingly odd VHS video: Volton! Recorded live January 5, 2023.

Matt & Chris recap the week in Dumb for the final time of 2022, to discuss the big Dumb Year End Sale, Tuesday’s The Mary Jo Pehl Show Holiday Special, Emmy’s screening of Roadside Prophets (1992) in our Discord server, and preview the upcoming Mads Are Back: A Night of Shorts X, all before welcoming Matt’s mom Becky back to the program to watch the anti-piracy video, “Don’t Copy That Floppy,” as well as the long sought-after Hardee’s training video. Recorded live December 29, 2022.

Matt & Chris reconvene after a harrowing 7-day absence to give everyone the skinny on Dumb, and then get into what’s coming up at Dumb, including Tuesday’s The Mary Jo Pehl Show Holidays Special, and The Mads Are Back: A Night of Shorts X on January 10, 2023, all before welcoming Matt’s mom Becky, aka the funniest mom on the planet, to watch the Hulk Hogan Ultimate Grill Infomercial! Recorded live December 22, 2022.

It’s been an entire week and Chris & Matt are back at it again to discuss another jam-packed week of fun at Dumb Industries, including the most recent session of Jackey Neyman Jones’ Paint Parties and Emmy Martian’s new t-shirt design and screening of the Big Bad Fox & Other Tales in our Discord, then preview Jackey’s upcoming Hands of Paint class, the next Movie Jo Night, all before watching How To Eat A Lobster, hosted by walking New England stereotype, Alan Smith.

Chris & Matt reconvene for another action-packed edition of The Dumb Industries Mystery Hour to discuss Emmy’s screening of the Crispin Glover movie Rubin & Ed in our Discord Server, Emmy’s new t-shirt design that you should totally buy, and then preview what’s coming up at Dumb including a new Jackey Neyman Jones’ Paint Parties and more, before watching the deeply disturbing VHS tape, “How To Date God.” You have been warned. Recorded live December 8, 2022.

Chris & Matt go live after a harrowing two-week absence to go over their Thanksgiving dinner, and then get into Jackey Neyman Jones' recent Gamera class, the Dumb Short Film Festival 2022 in our Discord server, and the upcoming LIVE Mary Jo Pehl Show at littlefield in Brooklyn on December 6, 2022 (tix on sale here) all before settling on watching Diane Horner's Country Line Dance Aerobics for some reason!

Matt & Chris reconvene to recap the week at Dumb, including the most recent edition of Jackey Neyman Jones' Paint Parties, the launch of The Mary Jo Pehl Show Clubhouse, Movie Jo Night: Don't Be Afraid of the Dark, confusing Another Earth with After Earth, confusing Teenagers From Outer Space with Teenagers From Mars, and then they watch the deeply upsetting VHS tape: Pornography: Society at Risk! Recorded live November 17, 2022.

Matt & Chris go live to discuss Tuesday’s Mads livestream tech debacle at great lengths, then preview the upcoming Jackey Neyman Jones’ Paint Party, a new Movie Jo Night, The Mary Jo Pehl Show Clubhouse, the massively upgraded Dumb Video store & selection, and lots more, before watching a weird British VHS about a kid who spends the night trapped in The Natural History Museum full of horribly designed 3D dinosaurs. Recorded live November 10, 2022.

Matt & Chris meet up to discuss all things Dumb yet again, including dumb247.com, the upgraded version of Dumb Video that's in the works, last night's super fun Discord watch party of Bob Roberts, and the upcoming Mads livestream, The Mads Are Back: The Devil Bat! Then they watch their feature presentation, a Crystal Pepsi Training Video, presumably from the bowels of hell. Recorded November 3, 2022.

Matt & Chris catch up on the week in Dumb, including Jackey’s latest Hands of Paint class full of Torgos, the rebroadcast of The Mads Are Back: The Brain Eaters, The Mary Jo Pehl Show Halloween Special, Emmy’s screening of the amazing Danny Boyle’s Frankenstein!

Matt & Chris join forces once again to discuss the week in Dumb, including the most recent Movie Jo Night: The Snoop Sisters, Wednesday's watch party of Burn, Witch, Burn! on Discord, and then preview the upcoming Hands of Paint class with special guest student Mary Jo Pehl, and a rebroadcast of The Mads Are Back: The Brain Eaters! Then they watch Pagan Invasion - Part II: Invasion of the Godmen! Recorded October 20, 2022.

Matt & Chris catch up on the week in Dumb, including The Mads Are Back: A Night of Shorts 9, our Discord screening of ALUCARDA, and Dumb 24/7, then offer a preview of the upcoming Movie Jo Night, an offer to sit in on Jackey Neyman Jones: The Hands of Paint this month, and the upcoming Brain Eaters riffalong/rebroadcast, all before watching Pagan Invasion: Part 1 (of 13)!

Matt & Chris go live to discuss the week in Dumb, and invite Jackey Neyman Jones to the program to discuss her new Paint Parties online art class at Dumb Industries, then the trio watch the creepiest instructional video of all time: Rejuvinique Tutorial (1999)

This week on The Dumb Industries Mystery Hour, Matt has Covid and Chris is sick after a harrowing visit to Chuck E. Cheese, so they quickly recap the week in Dumb including Jackey’s Hands of Paint Godzilla class, the riffalong/rebroadcast of The Mads Are Back: The Beach Girls and The Monster (now available on demand at Dumb Video), and the season 2 premiere of The Mary Jo Pehl Show — all before watching the Amazing Discoveries: Human Calculator informercial in its near-entirety!

Matt & Chris go live to recap the week in Dumb, including Movie Jo Night: Devil Dog, The Honeymoon Killers, and then look ahead at the next Jackey Neyman Jones: The Hands of Paint class and the Mads Are Back: The Beach Girls and the Monster riffalong/rebroadcast—all before welcoming Dez from the Dave Hill Goodtime Hour to hang out and watch a Tower Records training video! Nice!

Dumb Industries’ Matt Reiser and Chris Gersbeck go live to discuss the week in Dumb including The Mads Are Back: Bride of the Monster, Emmy Martian’s watch party for Black Moon, and Jackey Neyman Jones’ new Paint Parties class, and then watch Leonard Nimoy talk to a glowing rock about LaserDiscs and also a BBC training video designed to scare people from working there.