Gifts for MST3K Fans
Shirts, hoodies, props, artwork, puzzles, mugs and more oddities for the MSTie in your life, for all budgets and ages. Plus autographed books from Frank Conniff, Mary Jo Pehl, and Jackey Neyman Jones.
Win the holidays this year with Dumb!
Holiday order-by dates (US delivery by December 24)
November 15: Knitted sweaters and cardigans. Knitwear takes the longest to make, so it has the earliest date.
December 11: Shirts, hoodies, mugs and other printed merch. Printed to order. This is our printer's date for standard shipping in the US, not a guarantee.
December 15: Books, autographed copies included. Books mailed from NYC and ordered by December 15 are guaranteed to arrive by December 24 in the US, and we keep shipping those through December 24. Autographed books are mailed by the author, so get those orders in by December 15 too.
Any time: Gift cards and downloads. Nothing to ship, so these work right up to the last minute.
Featured
- Twenty Five Mystery Science Theater 3000 Films That Changed My Life In No Way Whatsoever by Frank Conniff
- Twenty Five MST3K Films That Changed My Life In No Way Whatsoever by Frank Conniff (audiobook)
- Tor Johnson & Bela Lugosi Pillow Set
- Pumaman DIY Halloween Costume by Josh Flowers
- Club Scum Pint Glass by Josh Flowers
- No Springs! Hoodie by Josh Flowers
- The Incredible Melting Man
- The Phantom Planet
- Night of the Blood Beast
- Attack of the Giant Leeches
- Santo vs. The Vampire Women
- The Deadly Bees
- The Killer Shrews
- The Deadly Mantis
- The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies
- The Screaming Skull
- The Sword and the Dragon
Best Sellers
- Pumaman | Design by Josh Flowers | Unisex T-Shirt
- Mr. B Natural Bootleg Rap Tee design by Josh Flowers | Unisex T-Shirt Dark
- Manos Day 2025 | Unisex T-Shirt
- GOUT COP! by Frank Conniff (Non-Autographed)
- Weird & Wonderful Wednesday Watchalongs | Time For Go To Bed Tor Johnson | All-over print unisex wide-leg pants
- Carmen Cerra's Dumb T-Shirt of the Month Club
- Growing Up with Manos: The Hands of Fate by Jackey Neyman Jones (w/ personalized autograph)
- Deez Knotts | The Dumb Industries Mystery Hour | Unisex t-shirt
- "Torgo's Staff" from Manos: The Hands of Fate | 3D-Printed & Collapsible Movie Prop
- Dumb Dumb Dumb: My Mother's Book Reviews by Mary Jo Pehl (autographed by author)
- How The--Shut Up! No Eye Contact by Brother Ichabod | The Witching Hour | Unisex T-Shirt
- The Mary Jo Pehl Show | Cult Robe Design by Jessica Coyle | Apron
- Dumb Industries | No Springs! Design by Josh Flowers | Oversized faded t-shirt
- The Mary Jo Pehl Show Ugly Christmas Sports bra
Holiday Designs
- How The--Shut Up! No Eye Contact by Brother Ichabod | The Witching Hour | Unisex T-Shirt
- The Mary Jo Pehl Show Ugly Christmas Sports bra
- The Mary Jo Pehl Show Ugly Christmas Boxer Briefs
- The Mary Jo Pehl Show Ugly Christmas Sherpa Blanket
- The Mary Jo Pehl Show Ugly Christmas Sweater
- Dumb Industries | Coily-in-the-Box Design by Josh Flowers | Eco Tote Bag
- The Mary Jo Pehl Show Limited Edition Holiday Roddy McDowall Design by Colette Flowers | Unisex Hoodie
- The Mary Jo Pehl Show Ugly Christmas One-Piece Swimsuit
- The Mary Jo Pehl Show Ugly Christmas Towel
- How The--Shut Up! No Eye Contact by Brother Ichabod | The Witching Hour | Unisex ringer t-shirt
- Dumb Industries | Coily-in-the-Box Design by Josh Flowers | Oversized tie-dye t-shirt
- Dumb Industries | Coily-in-the-Box Design by Josh Flowers | Women's Relaxed T-Shirt
- Dumb Industries | Coily-in-the-Box Design by Josh Flowers | Unisex Long Sleeve Shirt
- Dumb Industries | Coily-in-the-Box Design by Josh Flowers | Unisex ringer t-shirt
Hobgoblins & Club Scum
- Club Scum / Cheers mashup inspired by Hobgoblins | Design by Josh Flowers | Unisex T-Shirt
- Club Scum / Cheers Mashup Design by Josh Flowers Inspired by Hobgoblins | Shaker pint glass
- Jackey Neyman Jones | Hobgoblins | Jigsaw puzzle
- Club Scum / Cheers mashup inspired by Hobgoblins | Design by Josh Flowers | Women's Relaxed T-Shirt
- Club Scum / Cheers mashup inspired by Hobgoblins | Design by Josh Flowers | Unisex ringer t-shirt
- Club Scum / Cheers mashup inspired by Hobgoblins | Design by Josh Flowers | Unisex Long Sleeve Shirt
- Club Scum / Cheers mashup inspired by Hobgoblins | Design by Josh Flowers | Unisex Hoodie
- Club Scum / Cheers mashup inspired by Hobgoblins | Design by Josh Flowers | Unisex Sweatshirt
- Club Scum / Cheers mashup inspired by Hobgoblins | Design by Josh Flowers | Oversized faded t-shirt
- Club Scum / Cheers mashup inspired by Hobgoblins | Design by Josh Flowers | Shaker pint glass
- Club Scum / Cheers mashup inspired by Hobgoblins | Design by Josh Flowers | 3/4 sleeve raglan shirt
- Club Scum / Cheers mashup inspired by Hobgoblins | Design by Josh Flowers | Youth t-shirt
- Club Scum / Cheers mashup inspired by Hobgoblins | Design by Josh Flowers | Eco Tote Bag
- Club Scum / Cheers mashup inspired by Hobgoblins | Design by Josh Flowers | Black Glossy Mug
Signed Books
- Growing Up with Manos: The Hands of Fate by Jackey Neyman Jones (w/ personalized autograph)
- Dumb Dumb Dumb: My Mother's Book Reviews by Mary Jo Pehl (autographed by author)
- How To Write Cheesy Movies: The Only Screenwriting Guide You'll Never Need! by Frank Conniff (autographed by author)
- Cats V. Conniff: A chronicle of the historic lawsuit brought against Frank Conniff by his cats, Millie & Barney by Frank Conniff (autographed by author)
- Jack & Jill: Fury Hill by Frank Conniff (autographed by author)
- Reform School Cinderella By Frank Conniff (autographed by author)
- Codename D.O.U.C.H.E.B.A.G. by Frank Conniff (autographed by author)
- Action-Packed Apartments!: Novellas by Frank Conniff (autographed by author)
- Billy Gillis: Seven Year Old Screenwriter by Frank Conniff (autographed by author)
- Celebrating Sound by Jennifer & Patricia Harmon (w/ personalized autograph)
Gifts Under $25
- GOUT COP! by Frank Conniff (Non-Autographed)
- Manos Day 2025 | Embroidered Patch
- Growing Up with Manos: The Hands of Fate by Jackey Neyman Jones (w/ personalized autograph)
- Dumb Dumb Dumb: My Mother's Book Reviews by Mary Jo Pehl (autographed by author)
- How To Write Cheesy Movies: The Only Screenwriting Guide You'll Never Need! by Frank Conniff (autographed by author)
- Cats V. Conniff: A chronicle of the historic lawsuit brought against Frank Conniff by his cats, Millie & Barney by Frank Conniff (autographed by author)
- Growing Up with Manos: The Hands of Fate by Jackey Neyman Jones
- Jackey Neyman Jones | Manos: The Hands of Fate | Unisex t-shirt
- Dumb Dumb Dumb: My Mother's Book Reviews by Mary Jo Pehl
- The Mads from MST3K | Black Glossy Mug
- Deez Knotts | The Dumb Industries Mystery Hour | Black Glossy Mug
- Kaiju Beach Battle | Black Glossy Mug
- Jack & Jill: Fury Hill by Frank Conniff (autographed by author)
- Weird & Wonderful Wednesday Watchalongs | Calm Down | Black Glossy Mug
Hoodies, Sweaters & Blankets
- Pumaman | Design by Josh Flowers | Unisex Hoodie
- Deez Knotts | The Dumb Industries Mystery Hour | Unisex Hoodie
- Manos Day 2025 Embroidered Logo Unisex heavy blend zip hoodie
- Weird & Wonderful Wednesday Watchalongs | Time For Go To Bed Tor Johnson | Sherpa Blanket
- Movies Are Dumb | Dumb-Factor | Unisex Hoodie
- The Mary Jo Pehl Show Ugly Christmas Sherpa Blanket
- The Mary Jo Pehl Show | Do You Even Riff, Bro? | Unisex Hoodie
- The Witching Hour | Shut Up! No Eye Contact! | Unisex Hoodie
- Get Off My Lon | Weird & Wonderful Wednesday Watchalong | Unisex Hoodie
- The Mary Jo Pehl Show Ugly Christmas Sweater
- Manos: The Hands Of Fate | Jackey Neyman Jones | The Master Unisex Sweatshirt
- Jackey Neyman Jones | Frank Zappa As The Master Mashup | Unisex Hoodie
- Club Scum / Cheers mashup inspired by Hobgoblins | Design by Josh Flowers | Unisex Hoodie
- Do You Even Riff, Bro? | The Mary Jo Pehl Show | Unisex Sweatshirt
Mugs & Home
- The Mary Jo Pehl Show | Cult Robe Design by Jessica Coyle | Apron
- Manos Day 2025 | Black Glossy Mug
- Weird & Wonderful Wednesday Watchalongs | Tor Johnson & Bela Lugosi Throw Pillow Set
- The Mads from MST3K | Black Glossy Mug
- Deez Knotts | The Dumb Industries Mystery Hour | Black Glossy Mug
- Kaiju Beach Battle | Black Glossy Mug
- Weird & Wonderful Wednesday Watchalongs | Calm Down | Black Glossy Mug
- Bela Lugosi by Carmen Cerra | Shaker pint glass
- Weird & Wonderful Wednesday Watchalongs | Time For Go To Bed Tor Johnson | Sherpa Blanket
- The Mads Are Back 2025 Blub Blub | Black Glossy Mug
- The Mary Jo Pehl Show Ugly Christmas Sherpa Blanket
- Pumaman | Design by Josh Flowers | Black Glossy Mug
- The Dumb Industries Mystery Hour | Matt & Chris Dumb Dumbs | Shaker pint glass
- Peter Graves by Carmen Cerra | Shaker pint glass
Puzzles, Posters & Art
- Jackey Neyman Jones | Frank Zappa As The Master Mashup | Jigsaw puzzle
- Kaiju Beach Battle By Inga Wohlgemuth | Poster
- Movies Are Dumb: The Ape Man | Matte Poster Print
- Jackey Neyman Jones | Swirly Sunset | Jigsaw puzzle
- The Mads Are Back | Matte Poster Print | Cosmos: War Of The Planets Livestream On June 14, 2022
- The Mads Are Back | Season 3 Artwork by Carmen Cerra | Matte Poster Print
- Kaiju Beach Battle by Inga Wohlgemuth | Jigsaw puzzle
- Jackey Neyman Jones | The Incredible Melting Man | Jigsaw puzzle
- Jackey Neyman Jones | The Green Slime | Jigsaw puzzle
- Jackey Neyman Jones | Hobgoblins | Jigsaw puzzle
- Movies Are Dumb: Yeti | Jigsaw puzzle
- Movies Are Dumb: The Alpha Incident | Matte Poster Print
- "The Incredible Melting Man" | Original Painting by Jackey Neyman Jones | 16" x 20" Canvas | Painting B
- "Sea Horse" | Original Painting by Jackey Neyman Jones | 16" x 20" Canvas | Painting B
For the Kids
- The Mads from MST3K | Official 2022 Children's T-Shirt
- The Dave Hill Goodtime Hour | Baby Onesie
- Dumb Industries | Baby Onesie
- The Mary Jo Pehl Show | Mary Jo Pehl Logo | Baby Onesie
- The Mary Jo Pehl Show | Baby Onesie
- Dumb Industries White Logo Youth Short Sleeve T-Shirt
- The Mads from MST3K | Official 2022 Baby Onesie
Gifts that do not need shipping
- The Dumb Store Gift Card
- The Dumb Clubhouse Gift Membership
- Art Draws Us Together Gift Membership
- Dumb Video downloads
- Dumb Audiobooks
Best-Selling Downloads at Dumb Video
- The Best of The Mads Are Back: A Night of Shorts (As Chosen By The Fans) Volume 2
- The Best of The Mads Are Back: A Night of Shorts (As Chosen By The Fans)
- Movies Are Dumb: Yeti: Giant of the 20th Century
- The Mads Are Back: The Giant Gila Monster (w/ Q&A guests Rich Koz & Jim Roche from Svengoolie)
- The Mads Are Back: Season 4 Digital Box Set
- The Mads Are Back: Season 1 Digital Box Set
- The Mads Are Back: Season 2 Digital Box Set
- The Mads Are Back: Season 3 Digital Box Set
- The Mads Are Back: Volume 1 Digital Box Set
- Movies Are Dumb: Star Odyssey
- The Mads Are Back: A Night of Toons (w/ Q&A Guest Jerry Beck)
- The Mads Are Back: Bride of the Gorilla (w/ Q&A Guest Rachel Lichtman)
- Darkstar: Terror at the Edge of Time: The Watch Party
- Movies Are Dumb: The Ape Man
Digital Box Sets at Dumb Video
- Movies Are Dumb Quintuple Feature
- The Mary Jo Pehl Show: Season 4 Digital Box set
- The Mads Are Back: The Bela Lugosi Collection
- The Mary Jo Pehl Show: Season 3 Digital Box set
- The Mads Are Back: Volume 1 Digital Box Set
- The Mads Are Back: Season 4 Digital Box Set
- The Mary Jo Pehl Show: Season 2 Digital Box Set
- The Mads Are Back: The Masochism Collection
- The Mary Jo Pehl Show: Season 1 Digital Box set
- The Mads Are Back: Season 3 Digital Box Set
- The Mads Are Back: A Night of Shorts I-X: More Shorts For Kay
- The Mads Are Back: The Ed Wood Collection
- Ruth Larson Lives! The Complete Series
- The Mads Are Back: Season 2 Digital Box Set
- The Mads Are Back: Season 1 Digital Box Set
The Mads Are Back at Dumb Video
- The Best of The Mads Are Back: A Night of Shorts (As Chosen By The Fans) Volume 2
- The Mads Are Back: A Night of Springtime Shorts (w/ Q&A guest Kevin McDonald)
- The Mads Are Back: Bride of the Gorilla (w/ Q&A Guest Rachel Lichtman)
- The Mads Are Back: A Night of Toons (w/ Q&A Guest Jerry Beck)
- The Mads Are Back: The Giant Gila Monster (w/ Q&A guests Rich Koz & Jim Roche from Svengoolie)
- The Mads Are Back: A Night of Shorts 16 (w/ Q&A Guests Mary Jo Pehl, Bill Corbett, Kevin Murphy, and Felicia Day)
- The Mads Are Back: The Manster (W/ Q&A Guest Bonnie Burton)
- The Mads Are Back: The Wizard of Mars (W/ Q&A Guest Julie Klausner)
- The Mads Are Back: A Night of Shorts 15 (W/ Q&A Guest Steve Darnall)
- The Mads Are Back: The Phantom From 10,000 Leagues (W/ Q&A Guests Mike Nelson, Bill Corbett & Kevin Murphy from RiffTrax)
- The Mads Are Back: Mutiny in Outer Space (W/ Q&A Guest Kim "Howard" Johnson)
- The Mads Are Back: A Night of Shorts 14 (W/ Q&A Guest steve Stoliar)
- The Mads Are Back: The Creeping Terror (W/ Q&A Guest Kliph Nesteroff)
- The Mads Are Back: The Incredible Petrified World (W/ Q&A Guest Ken Plume)
For RiffTrax fans: episodes with Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett, Bridget Nelson and Peter Hunter
- The Mary Jo Pehl Show: The Old Riff-Aroo (Mary Jo Pehl & Bridget Nelson's riffs vs. ours)
- The Dumb Industries Mystery Hour: Watches Space Sheriff Gavan (With Peter Hunter)
- The Dumb Clubhouse: 2026 Drive Pt. 4: Movies Are Dumb (With Peter Hunter)
- The Mary Jo Pehl Show: Chit-Chat & Tidbits #33 (With Peter Hunter)
- The Dumb Industries Mystery Hour: Watches KaBlam! (With Peter Hunter)
- Super Dumb Bros.: Play The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword (Part Two) (With Peter Hunter)
- Super Dumb Bros.: The Dumb Telethon Part 2: Super Dumb Bros. (With Peter Hunter)
- The Mary Jo Pehl Show: Mary Jo Cooks Yet Another Mystery Recipe (With Bill Corbett)
- The Mads Are Back: A Night of Shorts 16 (Q&A with Mary Jo Pehl, Bill Corbett, Kevin Murphy, and Felicia Day)
- The Mads Are Back: The Phantom From 10,000 Leagues (Q&A with Mike Nelson, Bill Corbett & Kevin Murphy)
- The Dumb Industries Mystery Hour: Watches You On Kazoo (With Peter Hunter)
- The Mary Jo Pehl Show: Mary Jo Reads From Her Book Dumb, Dumb, Dumb (With Kevin Murphy)
- The Mads Are Back: A Night of Shorts 8 (Q&A with Bridget Nelson)
- The Mary Jo Pehl Show: Mary Jo Cooks Another Mystery Recipe (With Bridget Nelson)
- The Mary Jo Pehl Show: To Tell The Truth (With Bill Corbett)
- The Mads Are Back: The Lost Missile (Q&A with Bridget Nelson)
- The Mads Are Back: T-Bird Gang (Q&A with Mike Nelson)
- The Mads Are Back: A Night of Shorts 3 (Q&A with Kevin Murphy)
- The Mads Are Back: Phantom From Space (Q&A with Bill Corbett)
FAQ
When should I order for the holidays? For delivery in the US by December 24: Knitted sweaters and cardigans: order by November 15. Shirts, hoodies, mugs and other printed merch: order by December 11. Books, autographed copies included: order by December 15. Books mailed from NYC and ordered by December 15 are guaranteed by December 24, and we keep shipping those through December 24. Autographed books are mailed by the author, so order those by December 15 as well. The merch dates are our printer's and aren't a guarantee. Order earlier for international delivery. Gift cards and downloads have nothing to ship.
What do I get an MST3K fan who has everything? A signed book they don't know exists, or a download of The Mads Are Back with a Q&A from one of their favorite riffers.
Is this official MST3K merchandise? No. Dumb Industries isn't affiliated with Mystery Science Theater 3000 or RiffTrax, and this isn't their official store. It's the official store for the shows we make with MST3K alumni: The Mads Are Back, The Mary Jo Pehl Show, and Art Draws Us Together with Jackey Neyman Jones of Manos: The Hands of Fate.
Do you ship outside the US? Yes. Most of The Dumb Store ships internationally. Merch has flat rates to Canada, the UK and Europe, Australia and New Zealand, and Japan, plus a rate for the rest of the world, and books mailed from NYC ship worldwide too. Signed copies of Mary Jo Pehl's and Jackey Neyman Jones's books are mailed by the authors and are US only, and so are puzzles, original paintings, vinyl records and a few other items. Your shipping cost shows at checkout once you enter your address. Your country may charge import duties or taxes, and those aren't included in our prices. Gift cards and downloads work anywhere.
Is there a discount for members? Members save automatically: 15% off The Dumb Store with The Dumb Clubhouse, or 25% off with Clubhouse+.